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6 THE MORXIXG OREGONIAN, MONDAY, BIAECH 9, 1914. PORTLAND. OREGON. Entered at Portland. Oregon. Postofflce a Ktuond-cl&ss matter. subscription Rates Invariably In Advance (BT MAIL) Dallv Kimriav lnMiirfil one vear -i.... .S8.00 iJallv. Kundav Included, six months 425 liaily, Sunday included, three months ... 2.2o Laily, Sunday Included, one month -To uauy. wimout fcunaay. one year ... Isally, without Sunday, six months lally. vlthout Sunday, three months iJaily. without Sunday, one month .. Weekly one year Sunday, one year bunday and weekly, one year (BY CARRIER) 8.00 a. 25 1 .60 1.50 2.50 3. SO lally. Sunday Included, one year 8?. XJally, Sunday included, one month ..... How to Kern it Send postofflce money or der, express order or personal check on your local bank. Stamps, coin or currency svrs at sender's risk. Give postofflce address in lull, including county ana state. Postage Rates 12 to 16 pages, 1 cent; 18 to 82 pages, 2 cents; 34 to 48 pages. 3 cents; SO to 00 pages, 4 cents; 62 to 76 pages, 6 cents; 78 to 82 pages. 6 cents. Foreign post age, double rates. Eastern Business Offices Verree & Conk lin. New York, Brunswick building. Chi cago. Steger building. ban Francisco Office R. J. Bldwell Co. 742 Market street. rORTIAND, MONDAY, MARCH 9, 1914. "BLUE SKY" LAWS. Decisions of the courts holding the "blue sky" laws of Michigan and Iowa invalid, and suits in other states, including Oregon, attacking the valid ity of similar laws bring to the front the question of the power of the states to regulate the operations of corporations. There shows all through the decisions and the suits a failure to distinguish between the rights of cor porations and those of individuals. Corporations are purely artificial creations exercising definite priv ileges granted by statute under gen eral constitutional provisions. They can exercise no privileges except those specifically granted and their privileges are subject to. change by legislation. They have no rights such as are enjoyed by natural persons, for the same power which created can destroy or change them. The courts have habitually confounded the priv ileges enjoyed by corporations with the rights enjoyed by their stockhold ers. Hence have grown up the abuses which led to passage of the several interstate commerce laws, the anti trust laws and the "blue sky" laws. Had Congress, the state Legislatures and the law officers of the Nation and the states held closely to the principle that corporations are crea tions of law limited strictly in their operations by the restrictions of law, these abuses could not have grown to their present magnitude and the mass of legislation a'med at removal of abuses would not have become neces sary. Conduct of business in corporate form has become so universal that it has become impossible, even if desir able, to end it, but it is possible and most desirable to hold each corpora tion to strict performance of those functions which its charter permits. The custom of investing small sums in stock of corporations operating In distant states has rendered legislation to that end the more necessary. If five men in Maine each invest $100. 000 in a corporation which is to op erate an Oregon mine, each has enough at stake to warrant his per sonally seeing that the mine has merit and his money is not stolen but is 'Wisely expended. But if 500 men in Maine each make a $1000 invest ment in that mine, the amount in vested does not w: -rant the expense of personal investigation. Since such small investments ha.; become com mon, it has become a public function to prevent the privilege granted by law from being perverted to purposes of fraud. ' That is the legitimate aim of "blue sky" laws, and it should not be defeated by application to corpo rations of those provisions of the con stitutions. National and state, which were designed to apply only to natural persons. Surely the Legislature which gave corporations the right to exist has the power to prevent their being used as devices for enriching pro moters at the expense of investors. The administration of such a law can as properly be delegated to a commis sion as can the administration of Federal and state railroad laws. One criticism which the United States Court makes on the Michigan law has some merit, as applied also to the administration of the Oregon law. That is, that not only are fraud ulent securities excluded but some se curities are proscribed upon which the investor should be left free to take a chance o loss in '.he hope of gain. Some corporations are being driven out of Oregon which might well be permitted to remain, unless our state government is to become so paternal that a man is not to be permitted to risk his money in new enterprises, w hich, honestly managed, may or may not succeed. As to the Oregon law also, the "blue sky" law has created one more depart ment dealing with a subject kindred to others with .hich other officers are dealing. We have a state depart ment to charter corporations, a bank ing department, an insurance depart ment and a corporation department, each with its growing staff of offi cers. Corporations should be regu lated, but the control of all banking, insurance and general should be mi ner one consolidated department, which could do the same amount of work at much less cost. NEWSPAPER MORALS DEFENDED. An article on "Newspaper Morals" by Henry L. Mencken in the Atlantic Monthly is in reality an article on the most effective means by which news papers can elevate public morals particularly the moral tone of -politics. It begins by juoting a veteran of the craft as saying that "the main ' idea is to be interesting, to write a good story." It then tells how this idea has been successfully applied In the pursuit of political bosses and corruptionists. The people are not attracted by criticism of a boss' po litical morals in the abstract. They must be told that the boss has stolen so much money. They must be aroused first by well-cultivated sus picion and then . the positive accusa tions must be made one by one until the public has been worked up to the desired pitch of -indignation. An in dictment by wholesale fails of effect, for the readers cannot digest a num ber of accusations at one meal and will not read long articles: the as saults must be made in series, in or der to produce a cumulative effect on the public mind. Mr. Mencken justifies this newspa per strategy as made necessary by the popular temperament and as ac complishing a net gain in better gov ernment. The newspaper must ap peal frankly to the "ignorant and unreflective majority," not to the "educative and reflective minority" or it would get nowhere. The man in the street "is not at all responsive to purely intellectual argument," but is "very responsive to emotional sugges tion." He thirsts for "the merry chase of a definite exponent of bad government." The soundness of this argument is supportd by a "survey of the newspa per field, to pick out those journals which are most widely read and most influential with the masses and to contrast them with those which have a limited circulation. The former have correctly read and been guided by the psychology of the people and have led the chase after a Murphy, a Lorimer or a Ru:f; the latter have preached abstract good morals to the intellectual few. The preachers of ethics in the newspapers have as little Influence as the preachers of ethics in the pulpits, for the same reason they do not apply their doctrines to the affairs of the day. The newspaper method of attack on misgovernment is justified by gen eral results. The blunders and inep titude of reformers cause many re lapses to boss rule, but governmental methods have been improved, and the bosses' control is diminishing. Elec tions are no longer stolen, voters are no longer intimated and the machine grows less dangerous. Mr. Mencken truly says: If we thus move onward by leaps and bounces, it is certainly better than not mov ing at all. " Newspapers have often been de scribed as molders of public opinion. They would be more correctly de scribed as organizers of public opin-J Jon for the attainment of definite ends. They find a certain trend of public opinion existing. They mass it and direct it against some evil to which it has been opposed only vaguely in the abstract, just as a foot ball captain masses -Tid directs the energies of his team 10 reacn me goal. Their methods often do not commend themselves tc cloistered moralists and those who fear con tamination from the touch of -.vhat they contemptuously term "the mob," but those methods carry the ball closer to the goal. They appear to be the only methods by which., net gains can be made, and their success is their vindication. PORTLAND'S MEDICAL COLLEGE. The generous donation of twenty acres of land by the Oregon-Washington Railway & Navigation Com pany asa site for the medical de partmentof the University of Oregon furnishes the opportunity for devel oping that institution to a size and ex cellence equal to its Importance as the only Class A medical college north of San Francisco and west of the Mis souri River. Small as it now is, it is already, classed with the best by the American Medical Association. Witrj an ample site now provided by the Oregon-Washington Railway & Navi gation Company, and with an able faculty headed by Dr. K. A. J. Mac kenzie, it now needs only modern buildings and commensurate equip ment. Portland would then worthily fill its place as the center of medical education for the whole Northwest and would draw students from all the states commercially tributary to it. President Farrell, by means of this gift, has demonstrated the interest taken by his road, as an Oregon insti tution, in the progress of Oregon and its metropolis. Dr. Mackenzie, by ob taining the gift, has earned the grati tude of the state and city. The men who can furnish instruction to the students are here, for Portland has specialists of the first rank in every branch of medicine and surgery. With buildings and equipment occupying the site, students would come from at least as far east as Montana to add to Portland's reputation as a center for many' branches of learning. The generosity of the railroad company should stimulate like generosity on the part of others to supply what is still lacking. FLY-CATCHING PLATFORMS. There are nov- fifteen candidates for Governor formally in the prelim inary race in Oregon. Among them are nine Republicans and four Demo crats, each of whom has drafted his own platform. In compiling promises of executive policy there has been no party council, no consideration of what the party as a party desires in state government, no consultation by anybody with anybody except In small personal gatherings or locked-room consultations with individual follow ers. Some of these platforms, we fear, are what President Wilson terms "molasses to catch flies'." Politics not only makes strange bed fellows, but often makes strange men tal attitudes. We have one example be fore us of a man heretofore known as an intelligent, broad-minded and con servative Democrat, suddenly - turned radical and experimental. Seemingly his thought is that the only way to be elected is to out-URen URen. . So, suppressing common sense, he is out with an expressed desire to abolish the Legislature and leave all lawmak ing to the initiative. It may be seriously doubted that a man whose attitude as a common citi zen is, antipodal to his attitude as a candidate will get very far into the confidence of the people. But if he be able to convince some of his sin cerity in furtherance of revolutionary changes there remains the fact that Mr. IT Ren. with a consistent record for radicalism behind him, is also lr. th field. We do not look for U'Ren- ism to be strikingly successful in the general election campaign and cer tainly it will not be if one of the party candidates in addition to an inde pendent candidate flies the same flag. One might rejoice over the prospect in division of the visionaries for tri umph of sane and sober government were it not distressing to note the fall of a good man to the temptations of politics. It is difficult to believe that Dr. C. J. Smith is speaking his true con viction when he suggests abolishment of the Legislature. The Legislature is vulnerable to attack in one sense. Not one Legis lature but all are too greatly bur dened with the deadwood of in competent members. For this the people are to blame, not the repre sentative or the bi-cameral system. Abolishment of both the Houses needs no opposing argument. ' The applica tion of the town-meeting plan exclu sively to state law-making is in its mere recital plainly absurd. To do away with one, the House, as is proposed by Mr. ITRen, will be much more alluring, though so only to the uninformed. There are abuses under the bi-cameral system. There would be abuses under the uni-cam-eral system. There is no mechanical contrivance that will shut the election door against the unfit but leave it open for the fit to enter. The initia tive power is often abused. The ref erendum power is often degraded. Nobody has yet been able to offer a plan that would make either power of ready use to the just without giving the unjust an equal opportunity in attempts to apply it. It is and always must be so with the Legislature. No governmental system is better than the people who control it. If there is carelessness in choice of members a one-house Legislature will not be an improvement. Now one House is at least a partial check upon the other. Of the two the Senate is more methodical, more deliberative and less emotional. Most of the un wise legislation and most of the ex travagance originate in the lower House, yet it is the Senate that it is proposed shall be abolished. But, for that matter, the day has passed when a candidate's opinions on such a matter are of great moment to the voters. If the people want to destroy the Senate or wholly abolish the Legislature they can and will do so without the aid or consent of the Governor. The Governor the state needs and the one the state will elect if he Is in the field, is he who has a clear conception of past mistakes in piling up cost of government, has an intelligent, comprehensive plan for promoting economy and possesses the force, of character to put his plan into execution. The people are more in terested In taxes than in fads and fan. cies. They know molasses when they see it. KIPLING FORESEES A NEW KB A. A new era of travel is foretold by Rudyard Kipling an era in which the traveler will care little whether he be over land or sea, for he will travel through the air. Lecturing be fore the Royal Geographical Society in London he said: Naturally, as lonir as we travel by sea we must embark from port and look out for the landfalls: but the time is not far off when the traveler will know and care jnst as little whether he be over sea or land, as we today know and care wnetner our steamer Is over forty lathoms or me Tuscarora Deep. Then we shall hear the lost ports of New York and Bombay howling like Tarshish and Tyre. Incidentally, as we shall change all our mental pictures of travel, at nresent we are already scouting and reporting along the fantastic skyline of the future. The old mechanism Is scrapped, and the moods and emotions that went with it have followed. Only the spirit of man carries on unaltered and unappeas able. There will arise they are shaping them selves even now risks to be met cruel as any Hudson or Scott faced; dreams. world-wide as those Columbus or Cecil Rhodes dreamed, to be made good or to die for, and decisions to be taken as splen didly terrible as that which Drake clinched by Magellan, or Oa i little further soutn. The 1 vision Kipling offers startles us, but why should it? We are far ther along in aviation than we were with steam navigation when Fulton clove the waves with his steamboat or than we were with steam railroad travel when Stephenson rattled the Puffing Billy over the rails. We' have become accustomed to seeing a steam ship shoot across the Atlantic in five days, and to seeing a railroad train rush through the country at a speed which reduces the landscape to a blur. We have seen steam and electricity and gasoline take the place of Dobbin as means of transportation by road. Why should we not see the day when any man going on a journey shall, as a matter of course, step into his aerial runabout and soar over mountain, val ley, plain, desert or sea, landing at any convenient place, inland or on shore. Then the moving van may have wings and may load and unload our household goods through a scut tle in the roof. Then all merchan dise may be transported in aerial trucks, and good roads and paved streets may become matters of indif ference. Streets may become mere light and air shafts, and traffic police men may be stationed in sentry boxes on the corners of tall buildings to manipulate signals. Of what consequence will it then be whether a town is on the seashore or Inland, on deep or shallow water? Location with regard to prevailing air currents may then fix the sites of cities, and great railroad terminals and docks may fall into decay, to be come as truly relics of a bygone a; as are the ruins of Baalbec and Yu catan. TWO KINDS OF UNEMPLOYED. The country has to deal with two distinct classes of unemployed, aside from those who are incapacitated those who say "I want work" and those who say "I won't work" or "I won't work except on my own terms." Everything possible should be done by both public and private agency to help the former, but everything pos sible should be done to compel the latter to work under such arduous conditions as will develop a healthy appetite for work. The former class are entitled to sympathy and help, the latter to a job on the rockpile and to prison fare. Unemployment of large numbers of men is not exceptional this Winter, for the same condition recurs every Winter; the number is simply larger than usual, though greatly exagger ated, and more attention than usual has been attracted by the agitation of the miscalled Industrial Workers of the World. Naturally the numbers are largest In New York City and they have caused a conference on unemployment to seek permanent remedies. These are the establish ment of public labor exchanges, the diminution of seasonal unemploy ment through more provident and considerate organization of produc tion, and the introduction of insur ance against unemployment. The first of these can be applied with comparative ease and is in successful operation in Europe and in several of our states. The second can be dealt with best by large employers, who can time some of their work so that It shall be done when there is a surplus of labor. Much could be done also by states and counties in preparing road material in the Winter for use In the following Spring and Summer; also by farmers In providing a cottage and garden for each laborer, where he could keep a family through the WWinter and live on his savings from the past season and on the produce of his garden. Insurance against un employment Is beset with many dif ficulties in a country having so great an area as the United States and so large a floating, population. By the first two remedies a large proportion of the "I want works" could be employed by individuals and corporations and the remainder could be temporarily employed on public relief work, not at $3 a day of eight hours, as the I. W. W. Insolently de mand, but at wages which will fur nish a subsistence, but will insure the men's seeking private employment as soon as it Is obtainable. There would still remain a large residue of "I won't woks." whose numbers have been swollen by the I. W .W. agitation. The"y are represent ed by the thirty-eight men who gave up the employment offered by Gov ernor West at Salem, only two out of forty remaining at work; by tne mobs j which have bee- invading New York churches, .though the city offers free food and shelter at the municipal lodging-houses in exchange for work, and by the army of unemployed which attempts to coerce the counties of California to finance its march on Washington. These men are of the same type as some In Chicago. Out of 352 who were furnished carfare to places of employment, only 199 pre sented themselves for work; the oth ers won't work. A mistake was made in permitting the army of unemployed to leave San Francisco. By paying their railroad fare and feeding them, the 6ities and counties only fostered an evil which should be crushed at birth bands of idle vagrants traveling through' tlie country sponging on the industrious population. If San Francisco had done as Sacramento is doing, that is, refused to feed the mob or forward it on its way, afid, treating its members as vagrants, had forced them to do hard work, it would quickly have melted away; One county has no right to pass its burden of lusty beg gars on to the next county. It should deal with them- firmly itself. Weak yielding to these mobs seems to be inspired by a fear of political revenge from union labor, but there is no cause for this fear. Union labor, in fact, the honest working popula tion in general, condemns the I. W. W. as having magnified the number of unemployed and distorted real con ditions . in order to discredit the unions. The- official who wins the enmity of these lazy disturbers of the peace wins the friendship of the vast majority of voters and estab lishes a strong claim to their suf frages. President Wilson Is suspected by the Boston Transcript of "trying to bait the American people Into forcing Con gress to put an end to the humiliat lng incompetency that has character ized the State Department's ' entire course;" in other words, he is trying to rid himself of Mr. Bryan. Whether deliberately or not, the President has caused Mr. Bryan to show up his own shortcomings and to render, himself innocuous as a candidate for the nom ination in 1916. Was it for this that "sweet William" labored so hard at Baltimore? Chicago is to vote on a "little ballot' in April which will contain about a dozen questions of public policy for popular decision and will be four feet long. The big ballot will contain the names of only three or four candi dates for Alderman in each ward. Chi cago will soon know what we are ac customed to in Oregon at every elec tion and will know why Mr. U'Ren makes some of us very tired. If the meat-inspection ordinance is to pass," there should be special pro vision as to poultry. "Dressed" poul try as now displayed is little more than absence of the feathers; the "innards" are left for removal by the purchaser. That this is so is. solely custom, and a bad custom at that. The dressed poultry should come to the market minus head and wings, and perfectly clean inside. Hjivinar found it necessary to as prove Governor Glynn's plan for re organization of the Democracy and for exposing his grafting assistants in New York, Charles F. Murphy may think he would have done better to put up with Governor Sulzer. Thus is the truth of the poet's saying once more proved " 'Tis better to bear the ills we have than fly to others tnat we know not of." Nothing can stay progress of the parcel post toward popular accommo dation except it be bad roads. For these there lies a remedy. Once a rural carrier ceases his trips, his patrons must do the rest. Among the list of filings for mem ber of the National committee the name of Milton A. Miller is conspic uous ' bv its absence. Perhaps the matter of collecting the income tax has taken all his time. An I. W. W. member arrested in New York had $750 on him. He's lucky his fellow members didn't know it or there might have been a mad rush for the rare privilege of sand bagging him. The general strike to be inaugu mtprl todav in Rome means that re turning Italians are to put into prac tice the Ideas they have lmoiDed wniie in. the United States. With nine Republicans seeking the Gubernatorial nomination, the man .with the lowest vote will need much saving grace to keep him in line after the primaries. If that citizen of Douglas County, aged 104, bides his time and contin ues to vote the Republican ticket, he will yet cast a ballot for the success ful candidate. That Aberdeen officer who arrested his 6on for violating the bicycle or dinance went at it the wrong way. A strap of leather would be the best weapon. Cheer up! You need not pay your incoTne tax until June 30. and con sider how you aro envied by those whose incomes are too small to tax. Hung Hop Lee, the Salem laundry man whn hna 1nst naid $42,500 for his fourth hop ranch, docs not appear to be afraid of the horoscope. Grandfatherhood is becoming com mon as well as fashionable. The Colonel follows Bryan's lead but fails to go him one better. The real estate man who did not take a possible customer to the best located site yesterday missed a great opportunity. Women of Oregon must not be dila tory in registering. Let them set an example to the male sex. The groundhog has Just a week more and his supporters are begin ning to lose faith. A Philadelphia oculist is treating the President's eyes, but Underwood will open them. All needed to make yesterday a real Summer day was an eleven-inning game. The Lincoln Republican Clnb has a healthy look. Resist the lure of these days to make garden. The Denatured Oration By Dean Collins. ("A political speech should be as beautiful as a painting; its sequence of ideas should resemble the natural pas sage of chords of music," says Miss M. Katherine Lyons, who is instructing a class of Chicago women in stump speaking for the Spring campaign. News item.) " When I was a lad, I went with my dad. In the heat at a lively campaign. Where spell-binders roared, Orated and soared In partisan, patriot vein. My heart used to Jump As off of the stump. While crowds held their breath in deep awe. The speakers would plunk Their 'stonishing bunk And make us accept it as law. But brave days of old. When speakers were bold. Must go, with the red-blooded bunch That passed up all rules Of rhetorical schools And got their stuff by with its punch. At least so it seems; For feminine dreams Would fragrance of violets lump With music and art. Soft throbs of the heart. In modern-day craft of the stump. In soft modulation Their gentle oration The hearers' whole spirit would haze. Till they float to the polls On its musical rolls. And make out their votes In a daze. Nix, lady! Your dope Holds never a hope -,- For binding your hearers in awe; Your symphonies deep Will put 'em to sleep Stump speeches you've got to serve raw. STRANGERS IN THE SMALL TOWN Oreson Communities Too Exclusive for Their Own Good, Says Woman. PORTLAND, March '8. (To the Edi tor.) There recently appeared -In our little town paper an article on the ad vantages of living in a small town. It made me laugh but a sad, sad laugh, for I am that saddest, -most lonesome individual In the whole world, a stranger in a small Oregon town.' - My former home was In Southern California, where it Nls as natural to welcome a stranger as it is to breathe. No matter how long or how short his stay, he is welcomed. In the three years I have lived in various Willam ette Valley towns I can truthfully say that if it were not for dear old Port land 1 would go absolutely insane from loneliness. Why is it? I am a woman of intelligence and education and strict moral character, but alas, no money. My husband is a fine mechanic. The answer forced upon me by observation and conviction is this: Oregon towns exist solely for the old-timer, or long resident. No others need apply. I have studied the question of our isolation on every side. We cheerfully subscribe to everything, attend church, in every way conform to the habits and customs of the town. But we are not invited to join any club or take part in any social or society side of life apart from that of the church. And why? Because we are comparative strangers. No wonder that in a year the sole improvements of this town consist of a Carnegie library, some much-needed residences and a lodge building partly finished. And this town is the county seat of a marvelously productive and rich section. It has no payroll; vari ous enterprises comprising a payroll have been driven on to other locali ties and the town itself has no features of beauty other than a handsome little park. In Southern California, under the same conditions of ereat prosper ity that this community enjoys, the population would have increased at least one-third, for those already on the ground would want their friends and relatives to come also to this wonderful country, and there would be various improvements to the town put forward by enterprising, wide-awake men keeping up with the times strangers, if you please. A bunch of men and women, content with things as th y are, keep back progress and a fine class of residents and the thousands of rich, uncultivated acres will be eventually taken up by alion people who are indifferent to snubs and undeserved slights. When I go to Portland, Portland's optimism and friendliness and good cheer always take away the soreness and heart sickness that my own town engenders and I go back strengthened to endure the snubs and airs of those whose sole merit is in the fact that they arrived in Oregon some years be fore I did. God bless Portland, and may her kindly cheer extend to all the little towns of tne valley! MRS. P. J. SILVESTER. TWO ARE PAR APART IX BELIEF Contributor Cannot See Common Bssis in Ilerffson and Haeckel. ASTORIA. Or.. March 6. (To the Ed itor.) Your short editorial on Bergson and Haeckel strikes a new note and an ambitious one. Finding In these two a common basis of belief is a big un dertaking, despite the plausibility of your article. As I understand it. Bergson is not a dualist in the sense of ascribing self existence to both spirit and matter. As you say, he may here be compared to Haeckel, though even here a distinction may be drawn. Haeckel's dictum is: No matter exists without energy, no energy exists apart from matter. They are equally sovereign or equally sub ject to his law of substance. With Berg son. while matter is as inevitably the counterpart of life, the term which he uses, life is primary. Matter Is the shadow, the debris, the "fair' of life. The significant dualism, then, of Bergson is not a dualism between mat ter and spirit, but a dualism or plural ism in the stream of life itself. Life is not one broad- shaft, but a sheaf of more or less conflicting aspirations. On this terrestial planet, at least, there is not room for all the types and ten dencies of life which seek realization. Bergson is the philosopher of militan cy. Thus he becomes the prophet of syndicalism, although I do not know that he accepts the appointment. Like wise, as Bishop Cooke points out. his philosophy is congenial to the spirit of traditional Christianity before liber alism had reduced it to a system of lifeless rationalism. If Bergson is a good Methodist or Salvationist in spirit, Haeckel is the unyielding Calvinist. a prince of dog matists. Bergson's anti-absolutism, on the contrary, "unstiffens dogma." to quote William James. Haeckel scoffs at the poor dupes of faith. To Berg son the venture of Intelligent faith is the ultimate road to. a knowledge of realltv. To me it seems that practic ally these men dwell at spiritual an tipodes. D. E. YOUNG. As the Sugar In rsmrd. t London Tit Bits. Wife (in the city hotel, as the sugar is passed) Use the tongs, William. Bill (from tne country; rain t ot, is it? Takri Up by Society. Newark (N. J.) News. "You folks are being taken up by society, aren't you?" "Well, we don't believe In bragging, but we know three ladies who smoke cigarettes." fttEER RILES ON RURAL ROUTES Letter Writers Host Be Cautious nnd Box Owners Careful. HILLSBORO, Or, March 5. (To the Editor.) The Oregonian recently con tained an advertisement giving the advertiser's address: "Canby. Or. Route 1, Box 39." Thus addressed, my reply to this advertisement reached Canby, but, instead of being delivered to box 39, as directed on the envelope, it was, after being held at the Canby office for several weeks, returned to me, bearing the inscription: "Letters must have name of addressee or can not be delivered on rural route." If it be true that a letter without the addressee's name can not be de livered, it must be a ruling of the Postal Department and it looks suf ficiently absurd and incongruous to be accepted as such and the public ought to be informed in regard to it. A let ter addressed to a room number in a building in Portland will be delivered though lacking the addressee's name. If a 2-cent stamp secures delivery of a city letter, why doe a 2-cent stamp lose its potency when attached to a rural route patron's letter, addressed to his box number? The status of both the rural and the city letter is iden tical, both have a 2-cent stamp affixed, both are minus the addressee's name, both are directed to a number only. Furthermore, the standing of the let ter carriers is the same. City and rural letter-carriers are admitted to service on exactly the same require ments. Including a civil service exam ination which would floor 99 per cent of all the postmasters appointed through political pull. The same de gree of intelligence and efficiency may therefore be expected from the rural as from the city carrier. In view of these facts no valid reason ,or explana tion could be advanced to justify a ruling by the Postal Department per mittting delivery of the city letter and forbidding delivery of the rural letter. It Is an arbitrary ruling char acteristic of the incalculable caprice of governmental red tape and deserv ing to be speedily eliminated. As a further illustration of the whimsicality of many of the Postal Department's rulings, I'll mention one which compelled rural carriers to con fiscate the patrons' paychecks from the milk conderisaries, monthly deliv ered by the milk hauler and deposited In the rural patron's box. Unless an ticipated by the patron's prior arrival, the rural carrier would collect and deliver these checks to the postmaster. who would then send a written notice to the amazed and' justly furious patron informing him that his pay check letter lay at the postoffice awaiting the customary fee of 2 cents to effect delivery. Those among the rural carriers who were foolishly con scientious enough to obey this edict succeeded in making life-long, im placable foes of their patrons thus treated. The advertisement referred to above calls for "a sober man and good." Yes, sir, I am sober, alternately so. And that I am good is proven by the fact that I am not hoping nor praying for disaster or sudden death to remove the Postal Department nor any of its numerous ramifica tions down to the pull-appointed postmasters. But when I am told that my letter cannot be delievered to Box 39, Route 1, Canby, Or., I propound this query: Is there anyone of sufficient goodness, sobriety and love to bear, believe and endure that? WILLIAM RICHTER. FIT JIDGB IN MUNICIPAL COURT Intelligent Humanity of Judge Steven son Bring" Praise From, Lawyer. PORTLAND, March 6. (To the Ed itor.) I desire to give public expres sion and make of record a matter com ing up before the Municipal Court with in my own personal experience. A few days ago certain members of the police force, in their zeal, made a raid upon a certain house, arresting a man and his wife and a woman and a young lad about years of ase, of goodly presence and demeanor. One of the women, who proved to be the wife of one of the men, was locked up and held as a witness under $2500 bond. while the other woman was likewise held as a witness under a similar bond against the young man found under the same roof with a charge booked against him ot living off the earnings of a prostitute. The young man in question proved to be a sailor, who had been in the Navy for five years and had overstald his leave of furlough. He was her alded by the officers as a deserter and steps were taken to notify the Gov ernment, and thus earn the $r0 reward offered for apprehending and deliver ing him as such deserter to the Gov ernment. The punishment meted out to deserters is imprisonment at hard labor, while a volunteer returning ts punished only by loss of a few months' pay. For some, reason or other the prosecution against the young man was a bitter one. bordering on persecution, there being no testimony except so called admissions wrested from him after four hours of "third degree" or sweating process. I learned of the young man's plight and appeared for him In the Police Court. Of the young man's history I learned that he was one of nine children; that his parents were poor; that the father'e income was from $12 to $1.1 a week; that the large number of children be came a burden and the parents, with tears, were compelled to tell three o( the sons to go into the world and make their own living. The man in question was one of these three sons. He joined the Navy, completed his first enlist ment and enlisted again. While attend ing the wedding ceremony of one of his former shipmates he overstald his leave and technically made himself out a deserter. Over protests of the pros ecuting officers. Judge Stevenson per mitted this young man to go back to his ship unaccompanied, putting him on his honor. The young man took the first train from Portland to Bremerton, reporting to his ship in 12 hours from the time he left (as soon as it was pos sible to get there), and I have received from him the following letter: T urrVfA In Rremertftn VMICrrfnv nffer- noon and came straight back to the ship. I was treated fine by everybody. I thank you a thousand times for what you have done for me. 1 wish you lots of luck. The result is that Judge Stevenson by this act, saved a worthy young man from becoming a convict, and has again demonstrated a lesson in judging hu man nature. I might add that the other three ac cused were discharged from custody. - How long will petty officials treat a bare accusation as an evidence of guilt? We need more Lindsays. Sehaef ers and Stevensons as fit judges to deal with this type or class of people. CHARLES J. SCHNABEL. In Search of Old Poem. PORTLAND, March 7. (To the Ed itor.) Lately I have made diligent search for a poem which I remember having read a good many years ago. So long, Indeed, has It been that I am un able to recall either title or author. I remember, however, the following re frain: Turn turn my wheel, all time is brief. What now is bud will soon be leaf, What now Is leaf will soon decay. The wind blows east, the wind blows west. The blue eggs in the robin's nest Will soon have wings and beak and breast And flutter and fly away. At the close of the poem there oc curred this refrain: Stop, stop mv wheel; too soon, too soon. The noon wiil be the afternoon. Tomorrow be today. Behind us In our paths we cast The broken potsherds of the past. And all are ground to dust at last And trodden Into clay.- Can anyone inform me where it may be found? J. H. BKISTOW, M. D.J Twenty-five Years Ago From The Oregonian of March 8, 18S9. Pendleton, March 7. Col. J. C. Saunders, the Government inspector who has been straightening out the tangled condition of affairs on the Umatilla Reservation, has applied to the Secretary of the Interior for mili tary assistance to enforce regulations against the Indians and white lessees of their land. Olympia, March 7. The Supreme Court today affirmed the decision against the bishop of Nisqually in the contest for the Vancouver military res ervation. Los Angeles. March 7. Great crowds of goldseekers are pouring Into Lower California. New York. March 7. The colt Mas cot was today sold for $26,000 to D. S. Quinton for Marcus Daly's ranch in Montana. The annual school meeting was held at Sellwood Monday. M. G. Morgan was re-elected Director and J. D. Chap man clerk. Dr. W. McMurray and family, of Sell -wood, go to Eugene City on Monday to reside. Louis Feurer's addition of 40 acres to East Portland has been put on the market. Otto Greenhood. city editor of the Evening Telegram, received news yesterday of the death of his father, M. W. Greenhood, in San Francisco. The work of piling for the 800-foot Union Depot on Front street is com pleted. i '!' h appointment of a committee to take steps toward the building of a City Hall has brought up the question of "where will the building be lo cated?" From The Oregonian of March 8, 1864. Cairo, March 5. A letter from Vlcksburg, dated February 27, says: The Seventeenth Army Corps has fallen back to Jackson. Sherman, with the remainder of his force, is en route for the same place. All the railroads on Sherman's route are utterly destroyed. We were yesterday shown some very rich specimens of gold and silver quartz at the assay office of Tracy & King that had just arrived from the Oro Fino and Morning Star lodes, in the Owyhee district. Originally there were two plats of ground reserved for market squares. One was block 172, between Yamhill and Morrison, and Fifth and Sixth streets, in Lownsdale's Addition to the city, but that was not occupied as such and is now private property. The mar ket square, about which there is now talk of Improving, is on Chapman's Addition, block 132, between Market and Clay and Second and Third streets. This was deeded to the city by Mr. Chapman and has but one fault to make it desirable for the purpose for which it was intended and that is the distance from the center of the city. The bark Almy dropped down to the Salt Works yesterday to discharge about 100 tons uf Carmen Island salt, brought in bulk to Richards &. Mc Craken. County Court, Judge P. A. Marquam presiding, met at the Courthouse yes terday. Levi Frederickson. of Vancouver, has been purchasing horses and mules in California for packing purposes and is expected overland here in a few- days. ;rlet for Arthur C'avlll. PORTLAND, March S. (To the ICdi tor.) The untimely death of Arthur ("Turns") Cavil!, the famous Australian swimmer, who was chilled to death while trying to swim across the waters of Seattle harbor, is certainly a great loss to humankind in general and to the City of Portland in particular. He came of a family of wonderful swim mers, was adventurous by nature and most resourcefjl by instinct. It is no exaggeration to say ahat he won a thousand races, established many most remarkable swimming records and held 56 medals for life-saving. But above all he was as generous and big-hearted at all times as he was brave and resourceful in any waters anywhere. These and many other fine qualities endeared him to all who knew him. And now, when about 31 years of age, after so many great feats which so often thrilled thousands of specta tors, the last summons came and Ar thur Cavlll reached the unknown si lent shore may he rest in peace! W. H. G. Suez C'nunl Charges Tolls. PORTLAND. March 6. (To the Edi tor.) Is the Suez Canal a free or tolls paying canal and by whom controlled? A READER. It is a toll canat owned by a corpo ration, in which 'Great Britain holds the controlling7 interest, and is gov erned by treaty of the European pow. ers. Hnmmers Out All the Time. St. Louis. Mo.. Republic. "That bunch of geologists that were visiting here yesterday how did they like the village?' "They naa xneir hammers out all the time tney were here." Courteous Attention From Sales People This conversation was overheard in a department store the other day: Customer, pointing to some rolls of cretonne "I want to cover a win dow seat. Is that what I ought to have?" Salesman "Yes. Madam, cretonne is used a great deal for window seats." Customer "My room is blue. Which pattern do you think would be best?" Salesman "Any one of these three would be all right." Customer "How much ought I to buy?" Salesman "I would have to know how long the window seat is to tell you that." Customer "Well, three people can just squeeze into it." The listener moved away at this point with a feeling of disgust for the stupidity of the customer and admiration for the courtesy and pa tience of the salesman. This conversation, however, gave a side light on the policy of our progressive Bhops. It Is not only their desire to sell to you but to serve you as well. Shops that set this standard for themselves are the progressive ones that you enjoy patronizing. They plan to carry the best possible stock, to fill your needs with courtesy and dispatch, and to keep their custom ers and possible customers informed of what they have and what tlicy are doing through their advertise ments in such newspapers as The Oregonian. For reliable and up-to-date ad vertising news, watch the announce ments of the reputable dealers in The Oregonian. Adv. . Half a Century Ago i