TITE - MOTCTIXO OREGOXTAN, TTTTTT? ST) A T. OCTOH15TI 30, 1913. ' after having get his mark 00 high, he the canal has been formally opened. should prove to be another spoils poll. tlclan. and he may aek Congress to amend the law by providing a commission, The work - of three Commissioners could be divided, as In a city, among an engineer in charge of canal ep- FORTLAXD. O REG OX, Entered at Portland. Orecon. Postofflee u MAKING TROUBLE FOB THEMSELVES. 1 I Subscription Katea--Invariably In Advance: I T18 militant free-speechlflers are I eratlon, a man In charge of sanKa ...... I not accomnHahin? much for .theltn ,. ..i.. 1 Ajmini.,M pally, Sunday Included, one year SS.00 1 cause' by Inviting and getting fre- pai y, Sanaa? includes, aix mentns. .... quent Jail incarcerations. The Schwab Dallv. EnndaT included, three montne... ... I aa m rmnrrvrrATiAve i.n,. e,,..; . ,, . . 7 I woman s stunt in cllmbins- a telepnone I " Daily', without sunday.'one year....!... e.oo pole was Interesting to the Dubllc The Oregonian is. In receipt of SS:IitdK:thr2onthi:::: lit ltly in its demonstration tt the ac- great many more letter, for publlca. Paiiy. without Sunday, one month o robatic ability of a female agitator. I tlon than it can give space to. Au Weeaiy. ana year 1-fo I The Schwab man trhn hurt hn mnt I thors of communications should un cunoay.one year. .v. , ' " - " . .A .... ki. m, l Eunaayand weekly, one year a.ov i iu wits ruutpue Dy aue process 01 me "" .. m (Bt carrier) law which he defies, has been released I condition, ine supply almost invar r!itr. tnAii rneinited. one Tear. ...snoolon im i-ini rf Q tuhnii nrnuii. I ably exceeds the 8tiace allotment. But Dally. Sunday Included, one month 73 ,ng. and ,g aln at lar&e Just now an exceptionally large num- I i i ftn!M r t,Tinni onarK on Tour I iiiaiiviuum Ui outiwttu lit Luua I -" - - ....... . umj nan , mubdr. coin or curranvr sum Tm a i fat, AnrAa . . ,,i ... a i iojik fin iu h.'ij ni fi m uav. i r-i.t i u ii S faSc5dr! eoSn't, anS1 a tender hearted Judge. It might have Issues, minimum wage orders, early reeteare Rmree la to is pages. 1 eeit: is I oeen supposea tnat BcWwaD wouia """', ea.Um8 m wis m-n-uuio. ialia- m Fo e taS i hve Persisted in suffering for the tne city budget, marnea women a etiu. trorefzn noat- I Cause. AS I stones, so thera urs sxit .essonn to mino, ana every aay Dnngs voluntary Office Verree A- Conk-1 y,a y,omm--. a ... i.n, rtrv. I offarlnra to the editor's desk.- Iln. New Tork. Brunswick building. Chi- J ""v i t " i. caira. steser auutiinc 8aa franelitea Office R. 742 Market street. to S3 paces. 2 cants 60 ts eo nacee. 4 cents cents; 78 to t safes. age, aetJDte rates. Jn J. BldweU Co., XORTLAM. THURSDAY, OCT. SO, 1818. a benefit he would have derived from his forty days sentence! The authorities have handled this troublesome and headstrong group with discretion. It Is not pleasant to send women to Jail even when they Crnx SEBTICB AXD EXPEDIENCY. openly and insolently provoke the pen. like manv other statesmen. Pres- but there is nothing else to do, Sdent Wilson has discovered that, unless it is desired to turn the City . , over to them. When foolish women nea w.o wi"H, deliberately choose to subject them i..u selves to arrest and refuse to go vocated when not in omce. ne must home, where they belongthe authorl sacrifice some In order to succeed with ties have no alternative. others. Until he attained the Presi- vvnat is tne row au aoout7 wnat dencv. he had always been an out- these people trying to do? Do they i fnrm .r. jjoes auyooay Know i "v , " ' . .v ivr... , ,hi Mayor Albee has done well in this a vice-president of the National Civil buBlness an(J ne aeserves ana ha8 the The Oregonian regrets that more of these letters cannot be published. The only recourse is to select those deemed the most interesting, - and from these select the shortest. The advice of The Oregonian to letter writers therefore is, be- brief and to the point. Service Reform League. Now that he has the ODDOrtunity to act as he preached, he Is not standing as firmly by his principles as had been hoped by those who place civil service reform above all other measures in lmpor tance. The New York Evening Post, general support. THE BJItDLB OF AMERICA. The historian Gugllelmo Ferrero dis. cusses "The Riddle of America" in the November Atlantic. This country, he says, presents an Interesting and per haps a terrifying spectacle to Europe. The unconquerable energy which Americans display in so many direc tions seems to threaten the old world with the overthrow of its most cher lshed Institutions. Art, religion, lit erary perfection, traditional morality are dissolving in 'dire confusion under the tidal wash of the social forces originating in the United States. Some TTSS AND RUMPUS. Now that the Portland Ad Club has adonted a rpsolnftnn onnoslnir thA so called sterilization bill. It Is to be Europeans rejoice in the coming catas- which has staunchly supported him hoped that the members of that great trophe. Others bewail It. One party wf h hefora and since his election, is deliberative ors-anteation will take the e-11 th Americans "barbarians laden amone the outspoken critics of his trouble to read the measure. They I with gold." The other party looks course. will discover that the bill pertains only uPn them as heralds of progress, the Tn order to ludsre of the President's to habitual criminals, moral deeen- I lrue emancipators or manKlna trom attitude In this particular we must take Urates and sexual perverts, which are age-long shackles. In Ferrero's view Into consideration all the circum- declared to be "menaces to the public Ame"DS neitner Daroanans ia- stances. He was elected on a plat- peace, health and safety." We as- "" uvr wuautiinnura. wo form which out tariff revision first in sume that the Ad Club will find no aro merely a people engaged with un orrior nf iirennOT. Then came currency fault with that statement. EsDeeiallv I paralleled energy in exploiting a new reform, anti-trust legislation, con- in view of the fact that habitual crim- ftBd richly gifted country, while at the servation and other measures. His inals are defined as persons who have am time we are doing our best to Administration will be adjudged a sue- been "three or more times convicted soive some perplexing social promems. cess or a failure by his record In car- of a felony in the courts of any state America is not auogeiner given over rriiur these measures through Con- and have been sentenced to serve in I to the worship of money. It is seeking gress and In executing them. He prob- the penitentiary therefor." The law at the same time for Justice and even ablv ludxes. and Judges rightly, that, takes the trouble also to describe sex- I nas aspirations for beauty In life and If he succeeds in these great things, ual perverts and moral degenerates in Brt- departure from his principles in re- language that is not open to mistake. I The- different opinions about Amer- rrl tn the civil service will be over- The respective superintendents of lca which are heard so often in Eu nnVfA hv th neoote. He mav. prob- the state institutions wherein such "Pe arise, Ferrero thinks, in two fun- ably does, intend to take up the sub- persons are Incarcerated are Instructed damentally different types it mind. Ject of civil service reform in connec- to report them to the State Board of The tlret type stakes its all on Quanti- tion with the broader subject of ef- Health, which shall investigate each ty. the second on Quality. Men of the flciency and economy after he has dis- case on Its merits, spread its findings first way of thinking believe In what posed of these other questions. I on the records and direct the super- I lney Bre pieasea to can progress, in When he became President, Mr. interment to perform euch "surgical .nuuiuuu me uvn iu wo Wilson found himself at the head of operation upon the said Inmate as. In I accumulate, tne more railroads we a party which had sixteen years' ac- the opinion of the State Board ofjbul,d the more flying machines we cumulated hunger for office. Every Health, may be necessary for the pro- cuuau-uui mu mamyutaio Uie ixjucr. Democratic Senator and Representa- tection of the peace, health and safety That is what the world was made for. tiv w-i taasleered tav office-seekers and of the state." This elves lara-e latitude I It is the aim and purpose of human desired to still their clamor. The co- I over this class of criminals and de-1 llfo- Accumulation, the conquest of oneratlon of his party in Congress was generates, undoubtedly; but it is soe- nature, compose their. Ideal. The sec essential to the completion of his leg- clfically provided that any euch in- end type of men care more for Quality. islatlve programme. If he Irritated mate or his guardian shall have the lney are not so mucn lnteresrea in them by refusing to gratify the appe- right of appeal to the courts. The pow- heaping up money as In the way it is tite for spoils, that programme would era of the courts over life and property acquired. They think less of bulldtag be In danger. If he threw a few sops are now large. What dangerous au- ranroaas man ei me rurai oeaury to Cerberus, that voracious animal I thority Is it proposed to give that which engineering often blights. Art, would more readily bend to his will. they have not now? . morality, justice, are their taeal. were If he objected to displacing men and Withal The Oretronian cares little or ,n America, ferrero tears, we nave urmointlne others for purely partisan I nothing about the so-called sterlliza- fallen victims to the cult of Quantity reasons on the exound that by so do- tlon measure for its own sake. But it Quality fares but hardly among us. Ing he would be acting contrary to his cares much about the referendum and ur structures' are vast, our Industries principles, plausible argument could the question of its use and abuse. The Intense, our institutions grandiose, but be advanced to remove his scruples. Legislature has passed the sterilization WB h'8 Uttle beauty, scant Justice It could be said with some show of I bill. The orderly way to secure its I and only a rudimentary morality De reason that his Republican nredeces- repeal is to go to the next Legislature: I cause our rage for Quantity allows sors had for sixteen years filled the but the extreme course of making anl"tue time to tninot ox sucn matters, dpnartment with their adherents and appeal to the people through the ref- I Artistic and mora! perfection requires then nerverted the civil service law. erendum is adopted. To pass the bill time. It cannot be reached In a day tn nartisan hkp hv 'Voverine" these Is to encourasre the continued misuse I nor a century. We Americans in our appointees into the classified service, of the referendum. On that account I impatience to make our money count It could be argued that by subjecting mainly The Oregonian advises the to the utmost want to reproduce the fourth-class postmasters to examlna- public to vote TES. Otherwise it U slow rruitage oi a inousana years in tlon and hv eivine Democrats the not Important what becomes of the an afternocu Dreference when they passed creditab- bill and all the fuss and rumpus made I But not all of us Join In the worship over it is unwarranted. ly, he would better carry out the pur. pose of the law than by leaving In of fice men who had been given the pro tection of the law without having been subjected to its tests. The same might be said of the deputy collectors of in- WTIKRX: IS COLUMBUS' of Quantity. There la a section which seeks for Quality and It is the work of this idealistic faction In America which causes some foreigners to speak DCSTT i . . . . -i i . Among the varied attractions at the I of us as mystics and- dreamers. Hot Panama-Pacific Exposition in San I as our rage may be for big buildings ternal revenue and deputy marshals Francisco will be the sacred bones of I and billionaire fortunes, we at the from whom the shield has just been Christopher Columbus, If all goes well. I same time invent new religions and withdrawn and of the income tax col- The authorities, so It Is said, have ob- pass laws aiming at abstract social jus lectors and clerks. He can see to it tained permission to transport this tice. The strife between Quantity and that examinations are held to deter- reverend collection of phosphate and Quality grows warm among us now mine competence and that Democrats carbonate of lime to the exposition and then. It even penetrates the se are then given a big share of the ap- city and there expose It to the wor- rene regions of college life. There, pointments. Then he can close the sniprui admiration or tne crowd. Tne among the proiessors or economics, we gate again by "covering" all these of- I permission has been obtained from the I behold' two factions. One of them ficialq into the classified service. government of Santo Domingo. This maintains that the trusts with all their Approached with such arguments may surprise some people, since it is I iniquities make for progress, Because and knowing that the men who ad- commonly believed that Columbus' 1 they make for efficiency. Tne evils vanced them could make or mar the I bones were removed from the Santo which attend them are mere trifles In record of his Administration, the Pres- Domingo Cathedral to Havana in 1795 the glorious procession which marches ldent mav easily have sacrificed his and from there to Seville In 1899, after I toward golden mountains and trium rigid principles to expediency. If tne close or our war witn bpain. I phant alrsmps. 'rnis is tne onnoooj. twitted with inconsistency and re- Tne great discoverer died at valla- l school of political economy, it teacnes minded of his utterances and writings dolid in 1606. In accordance with his 1 that man is' first and foremost a In condemnation of the spoils system, expressed wish his remains were I money-making machine and that his he might exclaim, as did another transported to santo jjomuigo and prime duty is fulfilled wnen ne .nas ETeat statesmen under like circum- burled within the walls of the monas- made a million or a billion dollars, stances, that he would not be bound, tery at that place. Of course, the San The other and unorthodox faction when in office, by what he had said Francisco officials could not expect among the political economists Insist when in a position of irreater freedom to obtain permission from Spain to that man Is first of all a moral crea- and less responsibility. He knows that I disinter Columbus' skeleton and make ture sent into the world not so much the major part of the legislative work a show of it. So they have raised a to make money as to cultivate his ln- of an Administration is done during question whether his remains were telligence and enjoy the beauties of the first half of a President's term, ever removed from Santo Domingo. literature and art. This division among Then party zeal and enthusiasm are The question Is not an Idle one by the professors, Ferrero insists, cor at their highest and factional feeling any means. There Is evidence on both I responds to the strife between the cult Is at its lowest point. Reaction is sides of it. In the year 1877 some of Quantity and the cult of Quality veryapt to give the opposition party workmen who were repairing the ca- The orthodox professors pay homage majority in the House at the mid- thedral at Ban to uomlngo "discovered to Quantity, As long as one "gits a term election. This is particularly a leaden casket containing some crum- I plenty," how he gets it is a matter or true of the election which follows pas- bling bones, a bullet and a small silver Indifference. The unorthodox party sage of a tariff bill. Hence the Presl- plate." We quote from an account in I are devotees of Quality. They con dent must keep the cresent Congress tne ew xork sun. xnere was an in- tlnue the good old school wracn carea In a good humor, that It may do the scription on the casket Ud which Is for leisure, thoroughness, morality and work he has laid out. That done, a translated., "illustrious ana nooie gen- beauty. hostile House elected next Fall could I tleman, Don Christopher Columbus." Ferrero finds simself . in' the .end do little to injure him. for he would The silver plate "bore the faded name obliged to confess that America pre- have two clear years in which to prove and titles of Columbus and the bullet I fers Quantity to Quality and since this the .merits of his measures by actual seemed corroborative," since It is country Is a tremendous force in the operation. known that he carried one In his body world he is uneasy lest Europe should It may be. too, that in yielding to from a wound made Dy a pirate in a I learn the same lesson from us. Tne the spoilsmen at this time, the Presi- skirmish on the African oast before people of the United States have been dent is only temporizing. He has he first crossed the Atlantic. I converted to the religion of speed and Naturally tne Spanish autnonties bigness by their environment with cannot he persuaded that their orri-1 great natural wealth they are un clals made a mistake when they sup- I hampered by the traditions of the old posed that they disinterred Columbus' world, which restrain ambition and bones, but very likely they did and I fetter energy. Nothing hinders them the chances are that his dust still rests from moving forward and the farther where he wished it placed. In our they go the faster they want to go, opinion It had better stay there. If Europe gazes upon our wild career Columbus Is to be made a show of, I and feels symptoms of envy. She has wiiy xiui auu uiiiuuui aim ,v tusuiuc, iuii i i niacninery utte curs, i ti 1 1 udua, leum Naturally she Is la possible that his thoughts are too gloomy. No doubt the old IdealB of beauty are doomed, which . Is regret table, and with them will probably go the old Ideals of social justice, which are not so regrettable. Our ehildoren will call things beautiful of whieh we have never dreamed. They will live under Institutions of which we have no conception. But why "should we feel obliged to pity them? If they are happy ought we not to be satis fied? Certainly the strife between Quantity and Quality will end In a great reconciliation. The world will some i&y have enough of everything and tt will be of the best. Art will dwell In harmony with plenty and we have no tears to shed over the change, a - The man who, by looking the doors of the Triangle shirtwaist factory la New Tork, was mainly responsible for the loss of 146 lives, offended again and was ffned a paltry $20.. Reed B. Freeman, In whose factory In Blng hampton, N thirty employes were burned, has settled all his obligations and divided the remainder of bis for tune of 13,000,000 among the families ef the dead. At the age ex 66 he is going to work as a traveling salesman, saying: "My 66 years will be no handi cap. I feel like 86." What does the Triangle man feel like? All the earning facilities of the only United States steamship line between New York and the Argentine Repub lic are said to be under contract to the Armours, who think the law cannot touch the contract. The Brooklyn Eagle says the Department of Justice may think otherwise, but that depart ment has so far found the beef trust proof against its assaults. For the present, at least, the chief beneficiary of the free-meat provision of the Un derwood tariff seem to be the beef trust. Stars and Starmakers Bt L&ONS CAM BAKR. Hell eorns. hath no fury like a woman's The Brooklyn women have devised an ingenious Bymbol of their unen franchised condition. It is a duplicate of the famous liberty bell in Phila delphia with the tongue muffled so that It cannot ring. Twelve young la dies will carry it In mournful proces sion and no doubt they will Impress many a voter by the exhibition. It will appeal at once to patriotic memo ries and' to the sense of justice. How much better is such, a protest than breaking windows! Steel structures have climbed rap Idly skyward In the last twentyflve years. When the Tower building was erected in New York in 1889 it was a marvel. Its eleven stories seemed mountain-high and visitors stopped on Broadway to stare and wonder at It. Now its glory has departed. Over topped on every side It has long ceased to attract attention and now it Is to be torn down. Slo transit gloria mundL Charles S. Mellen Is at last com pletely out of the New Haven Road, having been Induced to decline the 130,000 a year for five years which the directors offered for his services In an advisory capacity. Since he ex celled chiefly In building up an over capitalized monopoly and permitting trains to be wrecked, practices whlcn are now to be abandoned, the road eoarcely needs his advice. The civil war raging in Colorado is not a pleasant feature of our civiliza tion. It seems as If the Intelligence of mankind ought to be ahle to think out a plan that would bring labor troubles to peaceable settlement. The present method is medieval. When two feudal barons could not agree they fought It out Just as labor fights" with capital. In some ways the world does not move very rapidly, after all. Mr. Hearst says there' is no longer room In the Democratic party for a Democrat Then we are to infer that all the Democrats have seceded to the ndependence League. How few Dem ocrats there must have been after all! An employe of the Treasury Department at Washington has undergone a voluntary examination by a medical board of the Pub lic Health Service to secure a certificate of fitness for marrlase. 'New York World. Could no lower authority convince the bride of his fitness? Hereafter nobody gets out of the asylum without a certificate showing cure. Officials fear relapse or a paroled patient will bring on a damage suit. The only way to be certain is of the man you think is crazy. shown a purpose to take up one thing at a time and to push everything else aside until it Is disposed of. First came the tariff; now has come the currency. We have plain Intimations that anti-trust legislation Is to be the chief work of the regular session. Con servation, opening of Alaska and our relations to the Philippines will prob ably follow on -at the same session. After them, reform of the civil service can be taken up by the new Congress with a clear desk. It may be put for ward as a non-party measure, . with economy and efficiency as Its main purpose. The people have shown great confi dence in the good Intentions of Mr. Wilson. They are willing to make allowances for the necessity of yield ing minor points to those whose aid Js essential to carrying greater points. When those greater are carried, they will look to him for stricter adherence to his principles on civil service. They Jrould be grievously disappointed If, and natural wealth. Discussion is turning from the con- I tempted to forget the old ways of lei- struction of the-Panama Canal to the I sure, art and contemplation and take future government of the Canal Zone. I up the march of tnaeerial progress. If The last Congress voted for a one- that should ever happen Ferrero man government, but Mr. Metcalfe, dreads lest "we must renounce almost the new Civil Governor, favors a com- all the artistic and moral perfections mission. Colonel Goethals Is reported which used to be at once the torment to favor early abolition of the present and Joy and pride of our forefathers. Commission and to desire appoint- It Is a painful necessity, indeed, ment as Governor that he may be the against which our age revolts and chief figure at the formal opening and I from which it seeks in vain every may then pass - the office on to an- I possible channel of escape." The del- other. But President Wilson la said I Uga is bound to come and submerge to have no present Intention of abol- I everything that Is worth keeping. Ubinc the present Commission until J go t hi oka tne exeat historian, but It The Idaho man who averaged 600 bushels on his fifteen acres of pota toes certainly knows how to grow them, and also knows how to stimu late the seed market next Spring. A National law to reduce the num ber of suicides is suggested. With the Federal authorities to answer to, no despondent man, of course, would dare take the chance. ' When the Oregon cow and the Ore gon hen contemplate butter from Si beria and eggs from China, they will wonder what alls their owners. Reports of Eastern snow storms come at the same instant with an nouncement that oar second crop of strawberries is ripe. New York's first Bkyscraper Is to be torn down. Space there Is too valu able to be occupied by a mere shed. The man with a good appetite and the means to supply Its needs is weal thier than the dying millionaire. Although young Gates' money didn't run short after years of prodigal spending, yet his life did. Butter from far away Siberia has Just arrived on the market. But did It come unattended? Postmaster-General Burleson's new stamp book Is assured of entering the list of "best sellers." Kind hearts may be more than coro nets, but they never get half the space In print see Here's a story- that really happened A prominent young society matron (all society matrons are young and prom! nent) asked two friends a local physt clan and his wife to dinner and to see Margaret Anglln later. In "Twelfth Night" The wife accepted for, her husband, but put a string on the ac ceptance by saying, "I know he has a lot of work to get done, for he said he'd be late for dinner." Bo she called her husband and over the phone told him they were going to the HelHg and asked him if he eould hurry and meet her and their hostess at the theater entrance. "Delighted," said the physician, "and If I'm late leave the ticket for me at the boxoffloe." Well, Judge then of the surprise of the two women to find him waiting for them. Instead of late he was very early and Impatient "Gee, I rushed," he said. 1 want to see this play; I've read and heard so much about It and it must be tre mendously Interesting. I hurried my work and grabbed a bite so I'd be in time and not miss any of it" They took their seats. "What a distinguished audience,' said the doctor. "Opening night audiences -usually are," said his wife. "Yes, but It's a dressy crowd," said the doctor, "and I hurried so I didn't have time to shave, but I don't care, 1 wouldn't miss this for a dozen dol lars." Then the house darkened and every body settled into expectancy. "You know they stopped the show In New York and Sacramento," the physician whispered just as the curtain started up. His wife and their hostess doubled up In silent mirth. "What the " sputtered the doctor as Margaret Anglln in the role of Viola Was disclosed in a sea fog. "Why, It's Shakespeare's 'Twelfth Night,' " said the hostess amiably. "Great Bcott" whined the man of medicine, "and I went dlnnerless and rushed Important work to see some thing I've seen a do'zen times. You couldn't have got me here with grap pllng hooks to see Shakespeare. I thought 'The Lure opened tonight e That actor who is going to sail for Italy in a 25-foot yawl is fonder of spaghetti than I am. e These grand prize champeen babies are getting to be so frequent that I fear they shortly will become uncom mon common. Anyway, each of us has our own par tlcular special baby who could beat any old records anywhere if We only wanted to enter the dear thing In contests. m I wish they made paper money In 5 -cent pieces and quarters and dimes. because every time you rattle the other kind someone wants to borrow. as See where a local Judge in decid ing a suit was forced to listen to the piano playing of a girl taught by a correspondence method. The c-r-u-e-1 and unusual punishment ban evidently does not extend to the Judiciary. Fay Wheeler, star of "In 1999" at the Empress, ts the daughter of Will O. Wheeler, one of the Best-known the atrical press agents In the United States. Miss Wheeler visited Portland for the first time when she was three months old and her trips here have been many, her father taking her with him In all his tours until she became of school age. Miss Wheeler appeared here for the first time as a roally- truly actress five years ago, when she was the Ingenue In "The Substitute," In support of Max Flgman. She is the grand-daughter of Imogens Hanlys, the 75-year-old acress, who retired from the stage only a few months ago after playing one of the leading roles in Way Down East" Miss Wheeler was selected for the leading feminine role of "In 1999' by Jesse L. Lasky from more than 100 applicants for the part Will O. Wheeler, the young actress' father, is an old-rime friend of Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Pangle with whom Miss Wheeler has visited In her Portland engagement We are now denounced by the Mexl ... , , ... . i . cans as meaaiers. mui wujuj ui spineless diplomacy Whv doesn't the adventure-loving Colonel tackle the wilds of Fourth street? But how long will Europe trifle with the Bryan type of diplomacy? Brains are npt needed In golf, says a British expert. Sour grapes. Evidently Diaz prefers being a live mouse to a dead Hon. But just at present Mexico has little on Colorado, Girl born last September has been called September Morn Jones. Wasn't she lucky not to have been born on the first of the dog days. Mary Edgett Baker says It is all very well to talk about clouds having silver linings, but any dressmaker, modiste or seamstress will tell you that linings cost extra. When you saw S. Miller Kent at the Orpheum this week in. "The Real Q. did you by any chance say it was like a half dozen, more or less, that you had seen lately? If you did you were wrong for the half dozen, more or less are like "The Real Q." and Its only misfortune Is that the copies have been here first and stolen some of its thun der. A little over two years ago "Tho Real Q" appeared in the Smart Bet and Immediately, so Mr. Kent says, every actor around the Lambs' Club made an effort to get It but Mr. Kent was just far enough In the lead to make It his and to produce tt with great success at au early date. Shortly after appeared the copies and crook playlets were flooding the stage East and ' West The Real Q" Is the work of two Se attle newspapermen. Maverick Terrell and H. O. Steckban, and If all goes well Mr. Kent may appear at a future date, not too distant in another of their acta. as up-to-the-minute and even more clever than "The Real Q." Mr. Ken! has long been known to Portland for his splendid work on the dramatlt stage and the plays that have brought him here. see, James Bliss, stage director of "the Baker Players, was telling the com pany something about clothes. "The 'gown should always go with the face," he said. "Oh, yes," says Louis Leon Hall, "for a beautiful woman that's all right. But think of soma of the gowns. If the rule were to be made mandatory!" Yeswjust think! as I could be prefectly happly and live the rest of my life unharassed if I beard that the .last woman mountain climber had dumb. WHY DIPHTHERIA IS DECHEASI.VG. Abolition of Drinking Cup neid to Be of ftlinor Importance. PORTLAND, Oct -27. (To the Edi tor.) In an article entitled "Diph theria Cases Fewer," In The Oregonian recently. Dr. Calvin 8. White shows that diphtheria cases have decreased from 67 In 1910, SOS In 1911, to 236 In 1912, and an even greater decrease so far In 1913, although figures for 1913 are not given. -This Is a very encouraging report and I trust that future reports will be equally satisfactory. However, In crediting this decrease to the Abolition of the drinking cup Dr. White ts sadly mistaken. Herewith I present some evidence on the decrease of diphtheria, from an authority that Dr. White may not oare to contradict: Tennlson Dean, M. D., Assistant Army Burgeon, Assist ant Police Surgeon, San Franoisoo; as sistant surgeon. San Francisco Emerg ency Hospital; adjunct to chair of sur. gory, post-graduate sohool of medicine. University of California; assistant skin and venereal cllnlo, San Francisco Polyclinic; professor of surgery. Pa cific Coast Regular College of Medi cine, etc, etc. Dr. Dean Is the- author of a little booklet entitled "The Crime of Vaccination," recently, published, which Is creating considerable com ment In this book Dr. Dean asks some very pertinent questions, only one of which I will quota: "Why, it one-half of the children of a family be vaccinated, will only those who were vaccinated develop diphtheria. when an epidemlo of tonsllltls attack the family?" He then proceeds to prove with copious notes of cases from his own experience that dlph therla follows vaccination as surely as day follows night Only those whose reasoning faculties are atrophied trom disuse, or those who profit by per petuating the vaccination humbug, can escape the loglo of bis conclusions, Now In regard to Dr. White's sta tlstlcs: Two years ago there was letup In the vaccination of our school children, due to the determined stand taken by several organizations In th city, especially the Health. Defense League. Last year there was even less than before, while this year the School Board has left the vaccination requirement off the census blank alto gether. According to Dr. Dean, of San Fran cisco, this Is the logical reason our diphtheria cases are growing fewer, the abolition of the drinking cup prcb ably being the least possible reason. CHARLES E. JUTUHIMU. 7111 East Foster Road. . Twenty-five Years Ago NO BOTTLES NO BULK. GQOD RILE Consumer Offers Plan to Aid Dairy. men In Keeping Dons Expenses. PORTLAND, Oct 28. (To the Edl tor.) In The Oregonian recently was a short article on the subject of the loss to the dairyman of milk bottles, and the statement that since the dairy. man was obliged to deliver milk In bottles, his expense was so greatly Increased tnat there was a possibility that the price of milk must be raised In order to cover the expense of bottles not returned. This added expense Is not as it should be and the dairy man has good reason to complain. There is no reason why each Derson who receives milk In a bottle cannot DUt another bottle, or Its equivalent In money, in its stead Could we not have a "no bottle, no milk" rullns? It seems to me that Is the only way to be fair to our dairyman. While we have one of his bottles, we are in debted to him for that bottle, and he is under no obligation to furnish us more milk until we have paid our debt If the bottle Is broken, we should at once see to it that 5 cents is his in place of it In former years, before milk in bot ties had been dreamed of. If the pan was not out no milk wast left and housewives then contrived a way to be sure to have a receptacle roady for the milk. Is there any reason wny tney cannot contrive to have the bottle ready? I believe It all sucn minor anairs ere run in a more business-like man ner, there wouiu De tairness iu i r-.nn earned. I would be glad to hear or tne ruling, No bottle no milk." A CONSUMER. Fresh Air and School Inspection. PORTLAND. Oct 29. (To the Ed itor.) To the query of the moaner from Ockley Green School, who says sho has children Buffering from the vile air In the school-room, and who suggests tnat lr plenty oi irean air allowed in the class-room that there would be less sickness and less need of the school doctor, may 1 say that too. was foolish enough to oeiieve Uiat school Inspection by health offl- ers sent out by the city ror tne puo- lic's srood and our children's welfare dealt with these problems. But Oc tober 8. 1913, I had it explained offi cially by one of the health Inspectors c,f the Dubllc schools. He Informed me that tne question oi fresh or pure air in tne scnoois aia not come under their Jurisdiction and, In fact they had been told not to say any thing about the ventilation; he further stated that' all such came under the head of sanitation and that the health nsnei-tors. or school doctors, as you choose to call them, had nothing to do with sanitation; that tbey were em ployed but for one specific purpose, namely, to see that contagious diseases were kept out of the schools. ANOTHER SUBSCRIBER. The Married Woman In Office. PORTLAND. Or, Oct 29 (To the 3Mitor.) In answer to the lady that signed her name "Stenographer," I would like to say a few words about married women working for the city or private corporations. Ninety dol lars a month is not a top-notch salary, but there are thousands of families that do not have that income and the wives of such families do not have to secure work outside in order to keep ud the appearance. If the wife of a husband wqo receives $90 a month would stay home and keep the house which Is her place and let the unfortunate widow or girl who has others to support have the position as clerk or stenographer, renditions would be much better all arou-ld. Furthermore, If mo.-e wome'n would see or look ahead and find out before getting married what their husbands earn, I am sure it would not oniy cut down the divorces but also tne ex penses of the poor farm. A HUSBAND. From The Oregonian of October SO, 1888. Washington, Oot 29. That the Unit ed States Government has taken such steps as will result In the removal of Lord Sackvllle from the office of British MlnlBter is beyond doubt Lowell, Mass., Oct SO. General B. F. Butler left yesterday for Michigan to stump the state for Harrison and Morton. Vancouver, W. T Oot 29. Another packed house greeted the speakers at the Republican rally this evening, Hon. R. O. Dunbar, John L. Wilson and Judge George H. Turner. Salem, Oct 29. At the election of B Company, Second Regiment tonight Frank S. Dearborn was elected Second Lieutenant vice Lieutenant Bowersox, resigned. Salem, Or., Oct 29 Miss Baker, who has been down with smallpox at the place of F. X. Matthleu, Butteville, Is reported out of danger. Two well-developed cases have been reported near Champoeg. Walla Walla, Oct 29. Dick Kelllng. mine boss of ,the Stlne House, was brought home from Portland Sunday morning seriously 111. Olympla, Oct 29. The first telephone dispatch from Mason County was re ceived here tonight Captain Belles tied up teh Columbia yesterday to the steamship dock. Her slow time from Ran Francisco Is ac counted for by the extreme foulness of her bottom. The New Park Theater has not before held such a large audience as gathered last night to welcome the Emma Abbott Opera Company. Henry Hill and Miss Belle C. Simp son have compromised the contest for the Staver & Walker buegy given away at the Mechanics' Fair, by mak ing a matrimonial match. R. L. Durham has Just returned from a bankers' convention at Cincinnati, James K. Kelly leaves for Washing ton about November 10. A pension, the first payment of which amounts to 112,000. has been granted to Solomon M. Hardest', of Needy, Clackamas Onnntv. Half a Century Ago From Tb Oregonian of October SO, 18fi.1. P. 8. Knight and Payne are about entering upon a canvass of Marlon, Linn and Clackamas counties for sub scriptions to the survey of the Cali fornia & Oregon Railm-wi Washington, Oct 22. The Chronicle says of tho removal of Rosecrans: "Three charges have been made against this popular officer. Tha first Is pre ferred by Crittenden and McCook to the effect that he left the battlefield during the crisis, fled to Chattanooga and reported to the officers there that the day was lost. It Is reported that subsequently, through opium, he be came insensible. The second charge, it Is rumored. Is that his orders were to remain at Chattanooga until reinforce ments arrived. The third charge Is that he declined to move from Mur freesboro In June, when ordered to do so, as an opportunity was offered to crush Bragg. St John. N. F., Oct 20 The Hiber nian, from Glasgow, Oct 18, has ar rived. The arrival of the rebel ranis at Liverpool is confirmed. Memphis, Oct 21. General Sherman's advance was attacked by General For rest's cavalry at Boon Station on the 20th and got whipped. Articles of Incorporation of tne Ban nock Gold & Silver Mining Company were filed October 27 by Ed. A. Temple, D. F. Bradford, R. R. Thompson, Lloyd Brooke and J. C. Alnsworth. The Pacific, having been thoroughly repaired, was advertised to leave for Portland on Tuesday last under the tho command of Captain A. M. Burns. The San Francisco Bulletin says that the apples from Oregon by tho Brother Jonathan have beei disposed of. About 500 boxes choice sold at Sl.j to si.bu per box. The remalnlnir 800 boxes were closed out at 75o to ;1 per box. In the World's Great Field ef Battle. PORTLAND. Oct. 29 (To the Ed itor.) Within the boundaries of Ore gon, In tne various tieias oi inaustry. 10 lives were lost last month. ine average death rate, by accidents, in this state is one. every other day. In Washington the rate is one every day. Washinirton has a compensation act. similar In many points to that to which the voters of Oregon are asked to give their assent on Tuesday next To the widows of the men with, in the maiorlty of cases, a number of orphan children for whom to care the workmen's compensation act would represent, indeed, the shadow of a great rock In a weary land ana a sneiter in the time of storm. To women espe cially the- appeal is made: Vote 308 X "Yes." A WOMAN. Persistency of a Peddler. Lipplncott's. Lady of the House (to persistent ped dler) If you don't gd away Immedi ately, I shall whistle for the dog. Ped dler (calmly) Then let m sell you a whistle, mum, EDUCATORS LOOKIKG TO ORHGOX. Good Word for University Comes From Massachusetts F.diionCor. WORCESTER, Mass., Oct. 22. (To the Editor.) Those Interested In higher academic education are looking with considerable Interest to the attitude which Oregon Is soon to take with regard to Its university. Only Ore gonlans can Judge as to the question of removal, but all who are familiar with the splendid work that the uni versity has accomplished with Its small fund of less than 1200,000 will most sincerely hope that nothing will bo done that will Impair the cause of academic education which It has so well stood for from the beginning. Of course, the arguments of economy in administration. competition and duplication are very strong, and there are very many recent precedents, botli In this country and In others, ror con solidating agencies In higher educa tion, but It should not De rorgotien that many leading educators in all countries today believe that centraliza tion has now gone too far and that the pendulum has begun to swing back toward more or less segregation of educational agencies. I am no prophet. but I believe the next 10 years will see great progress toward decentrali zation. The Ideals of science applied t- practical utilities and those devoted t" tha higher culture of man as Buch will always be separate. Very truly yours. G. STANLEY HALL. A Suggestion For Progressive Merchants The brisk. Fall selling season la now on and you are asking the pub lic, through the advertising columns of this and other newspapers, to come to your store and reap the benefit of your weeks of designing, planning and careful purchasing. Among the merchandise you offer, none creates greater Interest In the puhllc mind, and none is offered perhaps with greater assurance of all 'round satisfaction than those articles of National reputation which have been made popular by the makers themselves through careful newspaper advertising In this com munity. We suggest that you advise with other makers from whom you buy your merchandise In order that they, too, may know and appreciate the value to you and to them of hav ing the public demand their product in preference to any other. Good newspapers like The Orego nian will do more to create this de mand than any other agency you know of, as your experience has doubtless proved to you. -Adv.