7 IN GOLF, SAYS RAY Enqlish Professionals Think . Americans Play Game jii-:. Too Seriously. WAVERLY CLUB ENTERTAIN tttr fOT?XTXa ORTCfrONTAN. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1913. BRAINS NOT NEEDED y f ! CARICATURIST'S IDEA OF ENGLAND'S GEEAT PROFESSIONAL GOLF CHAMPIONS WHO WILL t APPEAR IN PORTLAND ON WAVERLY LINKS TODAY. ; ; T0SEtlO THIS BLoonm'THitio X : British Experts Revive Interest in Sport on Coast Artists of 1 America "Beastly, Doncher 4L Know," Says Edward. Harry Vardon and Edward Kay, pro fesslonal golfers of England, arrived In Portland yesterday and were taken . In charge of by the Waverly Country Club, where they were the guests at ! dinner last night. Their presence on the Pacific Coast means a boost to the game in the V est and their stop-over in Portland particular one for Portland. The two Englishmen will appear this ; morning at 10 o'clock against Harry B. Davis, of Portland, and H. Chandler f gan, of Medford. In a lour-nanded jnatch for 18 holes. Egan formerly was National champion. Following this game luncheon will be served in the clubhouse. In the afternoon play will be resumed. . The first set of 18 holes probably will be finished in time to start the second set at z:30. The late afternoon play also will be for 18 holes. Edward Ray explained the other day Just what he meant recently when he was quoted as saying that his best ad. vice was to "forget your brains, and lilt the balL- "Americana take the game too seriously," Mr. Ray declared. Forget your brains, toss off your seriousness and Just hit the ball. The great players today don't rely on the brainy, precise tactics it s just view the land, grasp your stick and take a poke at the ball One must rely on luck a great deal and the fault I most notice among Ameri cans is ceremony." The personalities of Vardon and Ray, who have made big niches in the log of golf fame, are polished, the acme of refinement. But they don't "fawncy" caricature men. "These funny men are beastly, donchu know-on," broke out Edward Ray when a cartoonist tried to ap proach him. "In England we are bothered by the same absurd fellows, but the American cartoonists are so beastly persistent." RUMORS OF DISCORD DENTED Sliaw's Resignation Doesnt Mean Team Is "Shot to Pieces." OREGON AGRICTJTTJRAli COLLEGE. Corvallis, Or., Oct. 28. (Special.) The sensation of the football year at Oregon Agricultural College was sprung yes terday, when Captain "Hunky" Shaw turned in his suit and asked to be re lieved from duty as leader of the squad. Shaw said he felt he was a detriment rather than a help to the team. It has been known for some time that Shaw has been discouraged over his inability to round into condition after the injury to his toe which kept him on the sidelines during the first month of the season. No action has been taken on the resignation. The action of Shaw has given rise to rumors that the Oregon Agricul tural College team is "shot to pieces" as a result of Internal dissension, that the players cannot agree among themselves, and that they cannot agree with their coach. These rumors are branded as ridiculous by those who are familiar with conditions in the Aggie football camp. It is known that there has been for some time a lack of har mony between Coach Stewart and Shaw. Shaw opposed the replacement of Sam Dolan by Dr. Stewart as head coach, and his Inability to overcome this feel ing is doubtless a reason leading to his resignation yesterday. Other players on the squad are giving Dr. Stewart their unreserved support. EDWARD RAV. AT LEFT HARRY VARDEN, AT RIGHT. MUTE TO 'GET EVEN' Meagher Will Seek Revenge in Fight With M'Neil. . GRUDGE DATES TO ROUNDUP Deaf Boxer of Vancouver Hopes to Settle Old Score With One Who "Doctored" Bed in Athletic Club at Pendleton. BATJM mMi ATTEND MEETIXG Pacific Coast League Magnates to Join in Trip to Columbus. SAN FRANCISCO. Oct. 28. President Baum, of the Pacific Coast Baseball League, and a delegation of league magnates will leave early next week for the meeting of minor league of ficials In Columbus, O. Many dealsare expected to be negotiated. Those who have decided finally to attend are: Cal Ewing and Dell Howard, of the San Francisco club; President Leavitt, Manager Devlin and Jack Cook, Oak land; Hap Hogan, Venice; Henry Berry, Los Angeles; Walter McCredie, Port land; Jack Atkin, Sacramento. Contrary to custom in other leagues, the Pacific Coast outfit has decided not to reserve its umpires. Held, Finney, Guthrie, Phyle and McCarthy are con sidered as standbys, however, with Knell as an uncertainty. VERSOS EASY FOR THOMPSON Lightweights of Grammar School Leagues Play S9 to 0 Game. In the lightweight section of the Grammar School League, Thompson had an easy time beating the Vernon team yesterday, 39 to 0, on Peninsula Park grounds. So far this season the win ners have not been scored on. Quar terback Weston, for Thompson, made an 80-yard run for a touchdown, while Thompson, of the same school, repeated the trick. Weston, McKey, Captain LeMon and Romansky each scored a touchdown, while Thompson' added 14 to the Thompson score. The winners worked trick plays time after time and com pletely baffled Vernon. The lineup: Thompson 89. Vernon O Vinton C ... Allen A. Anderson BOL Wilcox Thayer RTL E. Anderson Cap. lion K E Celestlne Moran .L ( ........ .G. Anderson Newman LTR Fransky Hickson LER.... Jones "Weston Q.. ............ Hynes McKay R H t, McLauKhlln Thompson I H R Loupa Romansky F Bosh Rivers Beats Russell. NEW ORLEANS, Oct. 28. Joe Rivers, the Los Angeles lightweight, was awarded a popular decision over Frankie Russell, of this city, after a 10-round fight tonight. Rivers kept Russell on the defensive throughout the 10 rounds. ROSEBURG, Or., Oct. 28. (Special.) Edward Slndt, of Melrose, is suffer ing from the effects o5 a bullet wound of the right arm, sustained late yes terday. It appears that Slndt and a companion were walking along the county road, near Melrose, when the latter playfully snapped a revolver which he carried. The bullet entered Sindt's right arm, inflicting a serious wound, , , When J. Frederick Meagher, the Van. couver deaf mute, steps into the ring with Al McNeil at the Beaverton Ath- etic Club smoker tonight he will have more than a mere victory at stake. Dummy" Is out to get revenge for a ieht of torture at the Pendleton Roundup in which Al McNeil and Buster O'Neil, of Seattle, were the chief conspirators. For several days he has been com municating with Matchmaker Tommy Luke and exhibiting an unusual desire to meet McNeil. He had chances before but never showed such eagerness. He finally wrote out the answer to the "why." His own story follows: "At the Roundup all us fellows slept in cots In the gymnasium of the Pen dleton Athletic Club. Friday night, after my tough mix with Oleason, the Seattle star, I went to bed, but as that song goes, Tt wern t no use. Mute's Bed Doctored. "Someone had sprinkled some itchy Dowder In my bed. I almost scratched my skin off before Malone, Frank Vance and others made me stop. The drug stores were closed and there was no relief. I took the first thing handy which I thought might alleviate the pain. It was arnica and In two minutes I looked like an Indian. "No one knew anything about the 'Joke' when I asked them. The other boxers did not know that I could read lips. The next morning at breakfast I had my chance. Mike Butler had not slept in the gymnasium. He had heard of the night and was anxious to get the story. There were plenty anxious to tell it, they, of course, thinking it was impossible for me to follow the story. I almost strained myself cross eyed trying to get the yarn, as every one started talking at once. "I made out that either O'Neil, of Se attle, or McNeil, of Portland, had doc tored my bed. In saying either name the movement of the lips is practically the same, especially in rapid talking. 0'11 Already Punished. "I soon found that both had a hand in it I got even with O'Neil before he left Pendleton. We dressed up as Indians and came into the club quarters while O'Neil was peacefully slumber ing. We walked off with the cot and when Buster came to, he was in the middle of the street, and, as he had no clothes, he was absolutely at our mercy and had to stay in the cot until we took him back. "Tonight will be my chance at Mc Neil. We meet at 115 pounds and I am sure that I have all the chance in the world to get the best of him." Manager Luke has secured McNeil and Meagher in place of Musozky and Sheritt. Musoki was bitten by a dog some time ago and blood-poisoning de veloped. A special train will take Portland fans to Beaverton tonight. It leaves Fifth and Salmon streets at 7:15 and a returning train will bring the crowd back at 11 P. M. AGGIES GET NORTH BLEACHERS Toss of Coin Decides Seating Ar rangement at Albany. iTTJAMT r no 4Snnttil The toss of a coin decided today that kuo uuiYtuoHjf vt reffoa rvutors wuj occupy the bleachers on the south side of the field and the Oregon Agricul tural College supporters tre north side at the state championship game in this city November 8. Dr. Stewart, of the Aggies, won the toss and chose the north side. This will be exactly the reverse of the seating at last years game. At a conference here today between Managers Walker and Stewart final arrangements were made as to marking off the field and subdividing and numbering the re served sections. Both managers reported that from all Indications a record-breaking crowd will attend the game. QUAKER CITY HAILS ATHLETICS Philadelphlans Unite in Testimo nial Dinner to World Champions. PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 28. Under the leadership of Mayor Blankenburg, Philadelphlans of every shade of politi cal belief and of many different walks of Uge united tonight in a testimonial dinner to the Athletics, winners of the world's baseball championship. Governor Tener. Vice - President Hempstead, of the New York National League club; President Baker, of the Philadelphia Nationals; ex-Mayor Rey burn and other speakers expressed their admiration for the sportsmanship displayed .by Connie Mack and the players of the Philadelphia American League team. Nineteent of the 25 players who shared in the winners' portion of the series with the New York Oiants were present. The ahsenteees were Coombs, who is ill; Houck. Orr and Daley, who are on the Pacific Coast; Lavan, who Is studying at the University of Michi gan, and Pitcher Shawkey. Preceded by the police band and es corted by a squad of mounted police, the players rode in automobiles from the ball park to the center of the city. At the banquet hall they were greeted by nearly 800 people. DEFEAT STIRS FIGHT SPIRIT Aggies Determined to Make Better Showing at Albany. OREGON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE, Corvallis, Oct. 28. (Special.) TOiat the mauling received by Dr. Stewart's team at the hands of Washington has had the effect of. stirring up a fighting spirit, rather than- of disheratening either players or fans, was made evi dent yesterday when- a snappy workout was held on the campus before a crowd of several hundred students, assembled In the bleachers for yell practice. Yell rallies will be held every after noon until after the 'Oregon game. Plans are under way for a big feature serpentine to be staged by the Oregon Agricultural College rooters at Albany. The Washington p-ame destroyed any feeling of over-confidence the Aggies may nave uau. Amateur Athletics. Because several members of the foot ball team played on the soccer team, the Ladd-Sellwood football game could not be played yesterday. The game was forfeited to the Ladd Grammar School team. In a hard-fought soccer game. Kerns Grammar School team downed the Eliot eleven S to 2 yesterday on the East Twenty-eighth and Couch streets grounds. Hutchinson and Manary starred for the winners, with Jardif doing the stellar work for Eliot. The third game of the Christian Brothers Business College Basketball League resulted in a 20-to-16 victory tor the Columblas over the Rosarians. Berger and Lemery were the high-point makers for the winners, while Chap pelle made most of the losers' total. The standings of the league are: Co lumblas, two wins, no losses; Rosarians, one wine, one loss; Willamette and Hoods, no wins, one loss each. The Washington High-Jefferson High football game will be played on Mult nomah field Friday. The Washington team will outweigh Coach Rinehart's squad more than 13 pounds to the man. The Oregon Law School eleven would like several games. Phone John D. Dwyer, Marshall 3404, after 6 o'clock in the evening. . LINCOLN HAS SHAD E Odds Favor High School Boys . in Academy Game. HURLBURT'S TEAM HEAVY Two Squads Indulge in Light Xight Practice in Preparation for Con test on Multnomah Field. ' Borleske to Go North. With both teams tied for first place and their annual football game sched uled for this afternoon on Multnomah Fields the Llncoin High-Portland Academy match promises to be hard fought. At present the odds seem to favor the high school boys, although two of their stars will be unable to get into the first lineup. Coach Hurlburt's Portland Academy eleven will average about 156 pounds and the Lincoln team about 160 pounds. Coach Borleske's aggregation will weigh less than it did against the Washington High team last Wednes day, as "Tiny" Flnke, the 190-pound tackle, will be replaced by Johns, weighing 170, and Hanson, the 171- pound end, will have "Major" Mclndoe, weighing but 150 pounds, in the end position. Both teams indulged in light work outs last night, with signal practice for the most part. If Captain Mulkey is out of the game, Coach Borleske will start Tannansee at quarter, and Freeman will replace "Darkhorse" Newman at full. If the regular player is not in tiptop shape. Coach Borleske and 15 members of the squad leave for Hoquiam, Wash., Fri day night, and everything will be done to have the team In perfect condition before this trip. 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Brix, 101 PLATEK'S AUTO CRUSHES BOY Paskert Runs Down and Fatally In jures Cleveland Youth. CLEVELAND, O., Oct. 28. George H. Paskert, outfielder of the Philadelphia National League team, ran down and fatally Injured John Ferrie, 12, late today while driving his automobile through a crowded street in front of the department store where the boy was employed. The boy sustained a fractured skull, and doctors say he cannot live. Traffic police reported that Paskert was not to blame for the accident, but later he was taken to police headquarters and held on a charge of violating the' speed ordinance ' H TACKLE POLO They played SWIMMERS CONTEST . IX POOL AT MULTXOMAII CLUB. In Atlanta. Ga.. In the tlast nine months 13,000 new dwelling houses have been erected. Mrs. Watkins' Team Beats Those Captained by Mrs. Young. League Contemplated. Mrs. Frank Watkins" water polo team of the Multnomah Club women swim mers yesterday defeated the team cap tained by Mrs. Harry Young, 2 to 0. Ms. Rivers Emerson sent one through the basket Just as tho indications pointed to a no-score game. Instructor Cody expects the women swimmers to put up a perfect style of play within a short time. Training, he says, is all they need. Yesterday's contest was spirited, and some of the players were near ex haustion when the contest ended. Mrs. Watkins had as her team mates Miss Grace O'Neil, Miss Hattle Ellery. Miss Lucile Bronaugh, Mrs. Rives Em erson, Miss Viola Watkins and Mrs. Constance Myers. Those captained by Mrs. Young wore Mrs. Fred Webber, Mrs. B. E. Blundon, Mrs! T. If. Blundon, Mrs. E. S. Howe, Mrs. Richard Durrins with a member short. Men swimmers of the club also are organizing. The first Multnomah team next week will play the Portland Swim ming Association seven the first outside match ever played here. The Y. M. C. A. has expressed interest in the game and the formation of a league is contemplated. The Multnomah first team Is cap tained by Herbert Thatcher. Norman Ross. Johnny McMurray, P. Mattern, Eddie Humphries, Collister Wheeler and Ernest Spamer will be members of this team. The Fortland swimmers will be rep resented by Ross Roller, R. E. Rnsen green, Jesse Perry, Errol Byrnes, Percy Bowen, Leonard Ketchum and Tom Sullival as the first team, with Frank McCall and Ernest Sneed as substitutes. NEW REGENT IS APPOINTED Governor Lister Names Progressive to Spooiier'g Place. OLYMPIA, Wash., Oct. 28. (Special.) Governor Lister appointed today George H. Walker, of Seattle, prom inent in Progressive councils and a leading lawyer and clubman, member of the board of regents of the Uni versity of Washington, to succeed Charles P. Spooncr. Mr. Spooner is moving from the stnte. Special Striking Features for Sunday -IN T HE- SECTION OF- The Oregonian Next Sunday "THE FOLLY OF THE HAGUE." By Rear-Admiral Alfred T. Mohan. If "War is Hell," Low to avoid it f The camps of statesmen throughout the civilized world are divided on the answer our two living ex-Presidents are exponents of opposite solutions to this momentous problem! Can a nation's honor be arbitrated successfully, lastingly 7 Is disarmament tho herald of peace among nations? "In time of peace, prepare for war," is an old adage, but in this enlightened age we should heed the nobler admonition In time of peace, prepare for peace. How? Rear Admiral Mahan asks and answers this question in his masterful article, "The Folly of the Hague." "THE HANDICAP OF THE WELL-BORN CHILD." By II. AdillnRton Bruce. Drawings by Harry Stoner. Much has been written about the miserable influences which have shaped the characters of criminals who, in their early lives, were left to chance and deprived of moral culture. But why should the well-born child, whose parents seemingly leave nothing undone to promote his welfare physically and mentally, be surroundod by dangers equally as grave as his stigmatized brother? H. Addington Bruce 's article is intensely interesting and educating to all parents. "AN AUTOMOBILE RIDE." By Robert Barr. The first of the Lord Stranleigh stories, which appeared in the last issue, has already introduced our readers to this clever and enormously rich young nobleman and his adventures. In this story we find him again on the "right side of the ledger." His business ability and shrewdness are worthy of an American business man. We're sure you'll enjoy this engaging short story. "THE FEAST" A Poem. By Edgar Saltna. Decorations by Panl Brimorn. It is only fitting that more than casual mention be made of the strong and living drawing that illustrates this vivid poem. The master -hand is at once discerned in both. WOMEN OF MARK. Not only do the sketches of these women make interesting reading, but in this issue there may be a suggestion or two for an ambitious woman in practically untrod den fields. NEW WRINKLES. Nearly every day we are overwhelmed by the great number of "hints" that are sent in, proving the popularity of this department. There are several exchanges of ideas in this number that should be helpful to the watchful housekeeper. "A TIP FROM HEADQUARTERS." Tho cover design is a humorous drawing, showing Cupid in a new role, without his bow anddarts, whispering into the ear of the wise old stork.