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Postage Kates 12 to IS pages, 1 cent; 18 to 32 pages, 2 cents; 84 to 4S pages, 3 cents; to to 60 pages, 4 cents; 62 to 70 pages, o cents; 78 to i2 pages, o cents. Foreign post age, double rates. Eastern Business Of flees Verree & Conk Hn, New York, Brunswick building. Chi cago, Steger building. ban Francisco Office R. J. Bldwell Co., 742 Market at. European Officer No. 2 Regent street S. W.. London. PORTLAND, TUESDAY, Al'GtST 12. 1913. THE CASE Or SULZER. The charges against Governor Sulzer of stock gambling and of appropriating campaign contributions to his personal use are the latest phase of a war to the death between the Governor and Boss Murphy, of Tammany. In judg ing of them, one must have in mind the events leading up to them, the motives of the men making the charges and the character of their sponsors and of the men at whom they are aimed. Mr. Sulzer was nominated for Gov ernor by the Democratic party on a platform promising a direct primary law. He was nominated with the aid of Tammany, which would be de stroyed by a direct primary. The Re publican party was also pledged to the direct primary, although Its boss, Wil liam Barnes, was openly opposed to and would be deposed by that method of nomination. The Progressive party Is also pledged to the direct primary and alone gave it undivided support. But the war between the Governor and the bosses began, not on the pri mary issue but on appointments. The Governor refused to take orders from Murphy and appointed men of his own choice. The open breach came when Murphy demanded the appointment of James Gaffney as Commissioner of Highways. Mr. Sulzer refused and Mr. Murphy exclaimed: "I'll have you out of office in six months." The Democrats controlled both houses and Tammany controlled near ly all the Democrats. A pretended direct-primary bill, which contained no essential part of the direct nomina ting system, was 'passed and was ve toed. The bill submitted by the Gov ernor was rejected by a combination of Democrats and Republicans, at the dictation of Murphy and Barnes. Every appointment made by the Gov ernor was refused confirmation by the Senate in response to Murphy's orders. The Governor was deprived of power to appoint any officials but his own stenographers and of funds to inves tigate state departments. Salaries re main unpaid because Murphy's State Controller refuses to pay them, and the work of the State Prison, High way and Labor Departments is crip pled for lack of funds or of men. After an appeal to the people the Governor called a special session of the Legislature to pass a direct pri mary bill and certain othei measures which he recommended. The consti tution limits action at an extra ses sion to subjects recommended by th Governor for consideration, but the Legislature has refused to act on those subjects and has acted on others. At the regular session It appointed the Frawley committee to investigate state institutions and departments and re port a"t the next session, which the Governor holds to mean the nTt ular session in 1914. At the extra session, the Legislature ordered this commit"-- '"vestigate the Gover nor and report at the same session. The Governor declares this resolution void. The Governor having vetoed bills appropriating funds to pay ex pf'ws - the extra session, the Legis lature has borrowed from banks. Be ing denied funds to pay the cost of transporting prisoners, the Governor has induced the New York Central Railroad to carry them by promising to see that the bill is paid somehow. The climax has come in the charges made by witnesses before the Frawley committee that Mr. Sulzer received campaign . contributions which he did not report in his expense account as required by law; that he gambled in stocks and lost, and that he used some of these contributions to pay his losses. It is proposed to impeach the Gover nor at the extra session. Mr. Sulzer now denies having specu lated in Wall street. He admits hav ing applied certain campaign contribu tions to his personal use, but says he made the amount good. He says his dealings with one firm of brokers were limited to borrowing money on stock which he had owned for years. He denies the authority of the Frawley committee to investigate him and of the Legislature in extra session to im "peach him. He accuses the Legisla ture of having passed bills with no quorum present, and by less than a majority of the members of each house and of voting a recess from July 23 to August 11, when no quorum was pres ent. He holds this to be an abandon ment of the extra session and that the Legislature cannot legally meet again this year unless he summons it. The charges against Mr. Sulzer put him in a most evil light, but it must be remembered that there is every mo tive for malice against him, both on the part of Tammany and of the brokers who have testified against him. Tam many is notoriously unscrupulous in the choice of political weapons and would not hesitate to use the worst when it is fighting for political exist ence. The brokers may be inspired by revenge, for before the break with Tammany the Governor had procured the passage of bills strictly regulating their business. One's opinion as to the truth or fals ity of the charges must be guided not only by knowledge of the motives of their makers, but by study of the character of Mr. Sulzer himself. The JCew York Sun says his most Implaca ble enemy must admit that he is abso Jutely honest and sincere, but Collier's pronounces him weak and flabby, "vain, a ranter, a poseur, quite with out power of thought." That journal admits that he does not love money, though it says he "'doesn't know that such a thing as a political principle exists." 1 Are the charges true? Would a jman who has served five years in the iNe-w York Legislature and 18 years in Congress, and who must, when run ning for Governor, have had in mind legislation against Wall street, put weapons into his enemies' hands by gambling in stocks and by misapply ing campaign funds received from stock brokers? He sljould during his long career have acquired enough po litical wisdom to avoid such a pitfall. If he ignored all the dictates of pru dence and did that of which he is ac cused, he must be an inveterate gam bler, who blindly gratifies his passion. If Sulzer be such a man, he is indeed an enigmas BEARDING THE UON. Were John Llnd the hero of some new American thriller, he could not walk through a few breathless chap ters with more compelling dramatic effect than has marked his journey to Mexico City. When he set out, irre sponsible Mexicans began to threaten his life. The President of Mexico an nounced officially that his presence In the country was undesirable. Lind ar rived at Vera Cruz in time for the journey to Mexico City on Sunday, the day when trouble usually is started in that country of many revolutions and more assassinations. There are those who would have waited over a day. Yet the representative of President Wilson did not hesitate. He coolly proceeded "to Mexco City, even more coolly went to a public inn and put up for the night, whereas he might have gone to the American Embassy had his nervous system been out of trim. Meanwhile Secretary Bryan sat anxiously at his desk until long after midnight awaiting reassurance of the envoy's safety. Nor did Mr. Lind see fit to remain in the seclusion of his room. Bright and early in the morn' lng, long before the stores were open. he was about the streets of Mexico City, unattended. The only detail lacking to make him outshine the hero of a best seller is an occasional cigar. He may have lighted one at precisely the right mo ment, but that detail is omitted in the dispatches. It-is safe to assume that the gentleman was wholly unarmed through the whole ordeal. WOMEN POLICKMKV. Chicago has a woman policeman who refuses to equip herself with a club or cane. She says men are terribly afraid of her and that she has no difficulty effecting arrests when necessary. Very likely she is entirely right and has lit tle or nothing to fear. What can be more formidable, more awe-inspiring than a female policeman? Her mus cles may not be especially strong, nor may-she be able to engage in a hand' to-hand encounter with some disor derly ruffian. But then, her sex will protect her in such emergencies. What mere man, no matter how lacking in chivalry, wants to fight a woman? The chances are that did he resist, the average man would be able to do so successfully. The weaker sex is still man's inferior in prowess, if in noth ing more. But what man could sur vive the stigma of having publicly fought a woman? Some particularly low type of thug might not be dis mayed by a mere matter of sex, but the woman policeman is not called upon to treat with these vicious crea tures. Mashers are her game, for the most part, and while these despicable birds of prey are on a little better moral plane than the gun-toting thug they have not the highwayman's blunt, savage courage and disregard of con sequences. Aside from fearing to clash with a woman, policeman a majority of men would entertain a profound horror of being arrested by her. What could be more racking to a dudish young chap with a loose eye and a propensity for addressing unknown women than to be led to the police station by a woman he had accosted? Not only is the woman policeman unusually safe in her vocation, but her existence has a wholesome effect. PROHIBITION- AMI SLAVERY. Nearly as puzzling as the letter from Mr. Reicher, which gives F. G. P. a text for a communication today on prohibition, is the letter from F. G. P. itself. We cull this paragraph: The truth Is, that by clever manipulation or weii-organizea macmnes. the Republican and Democratic parties have succeeded in keeping prohibition from becoming a po litical issue by entirely ignoring It in their platforms and working against it with clever, well written misrepresentations. Pro hibition Is a political question as well as a social and moral one. Slavery was a social and moral problem. But it might still be In existence in the -United States If, as you suggest, each man settled it for himself. It was settled only after it became a political question. By condensing these statements we obtain the advice that prohibition has been prevented from becoming a po litical issue, and yet is a political is sue. But as criticism of such logic is more or less of a quibbling order we pass on to the more important com parison between prohibition and slavery. . Slavery was denial of the political rights of franchise and other func tions of true liberty. The liquor prob lem does not embrace these. But not withstanding the political distinction between slavery and prohibition, sla very per se was no more recognized as a political issue by the dominant political parties of 1856 and 1860 than Is prohibition today. Neither Republic an nor Democratic platforms in 1860 opposed or indorsed abolition of slav ery. In his first inaugural address Lin coln declared he "had no purpose, directly or indirectly, to interfere with the institution of slavery in the states where it exists," and he quoted the Republican platform as guaranteeing the right of each state to order and control its own domestic affairs. Ex tension of slavery, fugitive slave regu lations and other collateral questions were the political issues of the time. The emancipation proclamation was a war measure and it was so stated In that- document. It iwas not until eighteen months after emancipation and at a time when the backbone of the rebellion was broken that a declara tion against slavery found its way into the platform of a political party of material strength. The slavery- problem was settled outside the po litical field. Prohibition is nof"?revented by in trigue from becoming a National po litical issue. The people make the issues. If the people ever should place the abolition of liquor traffic above every other National problem that party which refuses to recognize it will surely die. Nobody is bound with chains to Republican or Demo cratic party. The voters go where the policies on vital issues best suit them, If a majority in the last election had favored prohibition and deemed every other question subordinate, the Prohi bition candidates would have been elected. Secretary of the Interior Lane pro- dom for them would mean disentangle- 1 ment from Government paternalismj crafty agents, meddlesome officials of a dozen varieties and permission to paddle their own canoe, with Mr. Lane's blessing. The American Indian is a sad mollycoddle. He has been so softened and enervated by kindness that he has lost much of the capacity for self help. But no doubt he could find it again if he were .thrown on his own resources. THE NA3CE OREGON. The hypothesis made by a contribu tor to The Oregonian that the name Oregon is of . Spanish derivation is curious and interesting. He supposes that it comes from the Spanish word meaning "wild thyme.J which is a pleasant fancy, even if it is not very probable. But upon reflection there seems to be little likelihood that the name Oregon can be traced to the Spanish language. The people of that naticnality had comparatively little to do with the exploration and settlement of this region. In California they were everywhere present and attached names from their tongue to hundreds of places, but even in that state it is to be noticed that they usually chose appellatives from saints and Biblical characters, not from natural objects or plants. It was rare indeed for a Span lard to vary from this practice. The pioneers in the Oregon country were the French voyageurs from the wilds of Canada. Some of the names they gave to localities have survived to this day, but many others must have perished. No doubt they had a desig nation of their own for Mount Hood, as they had for The Dalles. Naturally they would have affixed some appella tive to the Columbia River and the ad jacent country. If we could learn what this was, perhaps the mystery surrounding the derivation of the word Oregon would be solved. Many suppositions have been made about it, but none of them has been entirely satisfactory to anybody but its author. Jonathan Carver boldly as sumed that the Indians called the Co lumbia the "Oregon," but it is known that his statement had no foundation in fact. From whatever source the name comes it is certainly not Indian. Some have seen a -- omblance to Oregon in the French word "Oura gan," which means hurricane, but where is the applicability? Hurricanes are as rare as wild thyme in this re gion, perhaps more' so. Very likely there was some obscure word or phrase in use among the voy ageurs which naturally passed into "Oregon" when the American colo nists heard and tried to pronounce it. The process appeared so natural to them that they nM no attention, to it and thus the original expression was lost, perhaps irrevocably. THE CLERGY AND THE DOUBLE STAN DARD. Those Episcopal clergymen who have initiated warfare upon, the double standard of morals are beginning to discover that they have undertaken no holiday task. Not only do the world, the flesh and the devil oppose them, as they naturally expected, but a party f their own anointed brethren have attacked them from the rear. This internecine strife seems to have waxed hottest in Richmond. - In that city of melancholy memories, where the Confederacy expired amid the tears of its supporters, one party of Epis copal ministers has flatly refused to perform any marriage ceremony with out a physician's certificate that the bridegroom enjoys sound health Nothing is said about the bride. Being a mere woman, no doubt her health is deemed a matter of minor importance. Another wing of the Richmond clergy, of whom- Dr. Mason is the spokesman, repudiate the idea of phy sicians' health certificates. Dr. Mason opens the combat by inveighing against a weak admission which his unwary opponents have made. In a moment of blindness they foolishly conceded that "a general acceptance" of their hygienic regulations would satisfy them. Of course a "general acceptance" means a farcical acceptance. Un pleasant details would be slurred over. Distressing facts about the bride groom's past and its consequences would be smoothly omitted. Pliant doctors would issue certificates which meant nothing and would end in empty noise. Dr. Mason aptly calls the health certificate a "Quaker gun which won't shoot anybody," if it is to be understood after this manner. It would be an excellent thing for the Episcopal clergy, and other ministers as well, to form the habit of standing by their guns when they have once de clared themselves. If they are not ready to do so, the cause of righteous ness and hygiene will suffer less if they let it alone entirely than by their wa vering friendship. In this particular thoughtful people must agree -with Dr. Mason that a pretended health certifi cate, which Is, after all,, nothing but a hollow sham, "is not calculated to ele-i vate moral standards." But Dr. Mason dislikes a genuine re quirement almost as much as a decep tive one. He believes that if men were atftually obliged to obtain doctors' health certificates before the clergy would marry them, civil weddings would come into universal fashion. The church would lose her children and the clergy their fees, -while Justices of the Peace, who are notoriously sons of Belial, would grow rapidly rich. We must confess that this does hot strike us a3 being especially undesira ble. We are as reluctant as Dr. Ma son can possibly be to see wicked Jus tices of the Peace enhance their wealth at the expense of the clergy, but there is a moral question involved which it seems to us that he slights. It is either a sin for a minister to marry a diseased man to a healthy woman or it is not. If it is not, there is nothing more to be said about the subject except that the catalogue of sins seems to need revision. But if it is a sin, then the sole care of the Episcopal clergy ought to be to see that they do not commit it. As soon as they have refused ,to perform the iniquitous ceremony their skirts are clear. Let the parties go to a Justice of the Peace and have a civil marriage If they wish. Surely that does not concern anybody but themselves. The point for the clergyman to think about is that the consequences of their wickedness and folly cannot be charged up to him. It sounds extra ordinarily odd to argue that a minister must soil his conscience to prevent the secular officials from soiling theirs. His duty is to set a good example to the worldly, not to relieve them of the trouble of committing their own sins. We are in somewhat better accord with Dr. Mason when he says that "on the whole our good women hold this matter largely in their own hands." He means the matter of the double stand ard of morals. As long as men whose lives are known to be dissolute are admitted to the Aiest of homes, petted, lionized and glorified for their trans- jtressions by women who ought to -exe crate them, "there can be no law of church or state that will raise the morals of men to a higher standard." This is true, in part at least. But we invite Dr. Mason to consider how women can be brought to a more fit ting course of conduct in this partic ular. Is it a necessary part of their nature to exult in the exploits of the rake, or is there some way to make them see him as black as he really is? The old maxim that women love best the men who misuse them worst is still partially true, and has been so ever since facts were recorded, but it may not always remain true. We may take It for granted, however, that women will not change their views of this matter without teaching, and who is to teach them if not the clergy? And what better way can the clergy find of enforcing their lessons than to say out right to their fair parishioners that if they want to marry rakes they must get somebody else to perform the cere mony? A minister who was highly re garded by the women, as so many are, could in this way exercise an almost incalculable influence for good. Even if he lost a wedding fee now and then, he might find the approval of his con science a sufficient recompense. If the world is ever to be taught to abhor unhygienic marriages, somebody must set the example of refusing to countenance them. A minister who rails against such unions in his ser mons and complacently celebrates them at his altar does not offer an edi fying spectacle to the world. In the vision that John saw of the Kingdom there was "nothing that defiled or worked abomination or made a lie." Marriages in which the bridegroom has a communicable disease do all these things, and it is difficult to un derstand how a clergyman can recon cile it with loyalty to his Master to perform them. The timorous adventurer who first paddled a hollow log upon an ante diluvian lake would not recognize his craft in the forms it has assumed of late. The motorboat was far enough from the primitive canoe, but a new contrivance driven by a propeller whirling in the air is much farther. It was devised by a Yankee boy who wanted to combine aeroplane machin ery with navigation by water, and it is said to work well. The love of sport is a great incentive to invention now adays, just as it has always been. The New York World reads Wall street a. deserved lecture for criticis ing the action of Secretary McAdoo in turning loose the treasury funds for use in moving crops. Wall street's "grouch" is due to the fact that Mr. McAdoo spoiled its excuse for the an nual talk about tight money due to crop-moving. New York banks had the necessary funds, no doubt, but made a play for stiff interest. Then Mr. McAdoo "butted in" and spoiled the play. Yet Wall street wonders at its unpopularity. By ordering in advance of closing hours. Sacramento tinnlprs onn rlt-inlr until opening time as set, by law. But ot wnat. avail is a coia-Diooa drunk arranged according to programme? To become intoxicated is a work nf hilaration and possible joy, the de- iignts or wmch come as the hours and drinks pass. Only a sot can arrange a menu, and 1 n w RhnuM nnt v An. strued to make the sot worse. This ruling simp,iy favors the liquor-seller wuu is itittjr uie money. District -Attorney -Whitman is in formed by the New York Evening Sun that he has good excuse to bolt, but tne bun believes he will support the fusion nominee for Mayor and accept the nomination for District Attorney, That is hardly the way to promote harmony in the fusion ranks. The New York fusionists promise to rival the Democrats in throwing away op portunities. Chicago is conscience-stricken over a legal outrage, and well it may be Victoria Wantrabia was attacked by a man, whom her brother killed in de fending her. She-has been held in jail as a witness for five months, during which she contracted an infectious skin disease from a cellmate. At last a judge discovered the facts and re leased her. A log building for Oregon at the San Francisco Fair will not be much of an advertisement, for all the world knows Oregon is the home of the giant fir. A structure made of Oregon stone would, call . attention to another indus try that needs development. Sagehens are reported plentiful in Eastern Oregon and the poorest marksman easily can secure the limit -f five a day. If he would eat them, however, he would better buy a pre scription, which will be cheaper and just as palatable. An organized war clique is busy stir ring up the Mexican trouble, is the charge at Washington. Without a list of the clique's personnel at hand we feel assured that anyone who would have to participate in the trouble isn't Involved. A Silverton editor is defendant in a suit for $50,000 damages. If he loses and pays, there will be a stampede to get into the business, for the world in general has little idea of such money to be made in it. Parents who go from home leaving small boys and a loaded shotgun in the house must expect a fatality. The killing of a younger brother at Drain is deplorable and must serve as an other warning. A Kentucky Congressman drew a knife and sliced a House doorkeeper with it cutting his clothes. Here we have another Democratic slash at wool. New York Sun. Can a mere doorkeeper afford to wear clothes made of real wool? Women policemen are to have a fashion all their own. The "mashers' " squad should Include slit skirts and dropstltch waists. Fifteen Japanese were sighted off San Diego in an ancient sampan. May be it was the long predicted invasion. With a couple of yellow journalists in jail, the situation in Mexico may not appear so grave for a few days. It is a little early in the season to exhibit a white chrysanthemum, yet it has a familiar look. A whole day went by without a sin-, gle Mexican crisis. Something wrong. Women bathers discarded stockings and skirts. Stop right there. - - Lind is the chip on our shoulder. Ideal Fall weather. THE- REAL SITUATION IN MEXICO Writer Familiar With Country and People Telia Causes of Trouble. PORTLAND, Or Aug. 10. tTo the Editor.) 1 have followed with much interest the chronicle of events in Mexico during the last three years, and, desire to give out some ideas and ob servations relative to Mexican affairs. There seems to be no great issue upon which Mexican people are divided, no National policies conflict with eacn other that divide sections of the coun try, nor classes of her citizens. The turmoil which has prevailed since the overthrow of the Diaz regime has de veloped from various centers, in each of which some military chieftain was leader. Madero was hardly considered a national figure at the time he start ed the insurrection, but only became one alter he had Belied a part of the machinery of government. After Madero s election to the presi dency there followed other insurrec tions in various parts of the republic, each one engineered by a local leader whose followers consisted largely of the adventurous, restless individuals who had no grasp of national affairs. Their horizon was circumscribed by state lines, ana they were inspired by the glamor of warfare and the pros pect of spoils. Madero was overthrown because there existed no nation-wide cohesion to sustain a national govern ment that was not fortified by an overwhelming military organization. He counted on the patience and soli darity of the Mexican people while he should build a government based up on the elective franchise, but in this he was disappointed. They lacked the national vision, and turned from their president, whose assumption of power had been later indorsed by an elec tion, to follow new chieftains with old promises. Thus it may seem that the curse of Mexico is the responsiveness of the people to provincial leaders who do not come up to the stature of national advisors. In nearly every case this provincial hero has military aspira tions; no captain of industry who con cerns himself with manufacture or production has aspired to leadership in government. One fact of importance is that during Mexico s three-year period of disturbance a comparatively small number of her people has actively en gaged in the strife, which shows the absence of great issues and great leaders. Porfirio Diaz and Reyes no doubt have been the greatest men in Mexican governmental affairs since Juarez. Both were military men and both believed in relying on an army to sustain government. Diaz, who is Spanish-Indian, came from the State of Oaxaco, where Juarez and other fight ers grew up; Reyes, who, I believe, was of Spanish descent, was for years gov ernor of Nuevo Leon, and had aspira tions to become president, but was held in check by Diaz, who kept him in high positions in the government- He opposed Madero, was imprisoned by the latter, and was ki.'.led during the fight ing at Mexico City when Felix Diaz attacked Madero. Both Porfirio Diaz and Reyes be lieved in advancing the industries of Mexico, and for this purpose offered special inducements to Americans and other foreigners to open mines, build railroads, develop power and start fac tories. Diaz, especially, hoped thereby to make his country prosperous and teach his own people to become effi cient in productive operations. This course led to much of the anti-American feeling, as the many 1 concessions and franchises granted to Americans resulted in a great influx of people from the United States. The Mexicans perceived that most of the big indua trieB of their country were in the hands of f oreigner.-i, who necessarily gave most of the good positions to their own men and employed Mexicans at common labor. Being bossed by foreigners in their own , country aroused antagon ism, and also led to some of the oppo sition to President Diaz, who was gen uinely friendly to Americans and did not hesitate to afford them complete protection. The operations of Americans, Eng lishmen and others in Mexico were of, lasting benefit to Mexican people, as they resulted in the creation of ave nues of employment for thousands of persons at wages far better than Mex icans had ever known; and the in dustrial and business training many young Mexicans obtained under "grin goes" opened to them . the door to am bition and advancement There are demagogues among Mexi cans, as among other peoples, and it has become the fashion in that country to ascribe their internal troubles, hard times and poverty to intrigues in the United States, and this anti-American cry serves to shift responsibilities from where they belong to the alleged ene my north of the Rio Grande. Huerta is just now trying to strengthen his forces by a pretense of defending Mex ico from a threatened invasion, while as a matter of truth the Government at Washington is Beeking every avenue to escape from intervention. 1 remember that Wall street was ac cused of maintaining Diaz in the presi dency, and later of financing the Ma dero insurrection. Aside from the an tagonism on account of the industrial foothold obtained by Americans, the most of the anti-American feeling in Mexico is attributable to false and prejudiced reports concerning Ameri cans and the attitude of their Govern ment. A little of it results from mis chievous talk of some Americans dur ing the last 10 years, who frequently asserted that Mexico -would be taken eventually by the United States. Having been in 15 states of Mexico during a time when conditions were orderly, I learned something of the country and her people and cannot help entertaining the hope that interven tion will not be necessary and that the right man will rise to re-establish order in Mexico and afford the pro tection that civilization demands. W.. A. SCOTT. 519 Lumber Exchange. Over tne Telephone, Chicago Tribune. "Hello! Thatchoo Kit?" "Sure. Sill, ain't it?" "Betcherlife! Whenja gitback?" "Smorning; wenjoo?" "Lilwilago. Javvagoodtime?" "Uh-huh." "Wherja gokit?" " 'Sconsun. Werjoo?" "Mishgun; jewer go?" "Javvanyfun?" "Uh-huh. Lots. Wenre yuh cummin over?" "Safnoon." "Srite! Well, slong." "Slong." Applfea fn Portland. ROCK A WAY, Or.. Aug. 10. (To the Editor.) In regard to the article in The Oregonian August 9, will you kindly tell me if the dog quarantine established by the State Sanitary Cora mission will mean that the dog owners of Portland will have to muzzle their dogs for six months, or is it only in effect in the country? CONSTANT READER. The order applies in Portland. Keeping; Up With the Procession, Detroit Free Press. "Do you approve of the tango?" "No, I can't Bay that I do." "But I saw you dancing It the other evening." "That's true, I don't dance it because I approve of it, though. I do it because I don't want people to think I'm getting slow and old fashioned." Slater's Benn Calls Tonight. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. "I knew you were coming tonight to call on my sister," said Willie. "How did you know?" Inquired Mr. Staylate. "Because Sis has been asleep all the afternoon."' OBSTACLES OB" DIRECT BUYING Proposed Cure for Hin-h Prlcea Rapped by Mr. Duncan. PORTLAND, Aug. 8. (To the Edi tor.) In the contribution of C. E. Cline we have another prescription for re ducing the high cost of living. But there is nothing original about Mr. Cline's suggestions except his coffee economy. Buying bacon and eggs and fruit direct from the farmer is a ques tion that is ever before us, with us and behind us. Though thumped on the head a thousand times with the hammer of Thor it. would bob up as serenely as Banquo's ghost. It will not down. Mr. Cline's letter is a sample of what they all say. "Buy direct from the farmer." Let us suppose we can find a farmer who has home-cured bacon for sale; that we write a letter ordering the bacon, use paper, envelope and stamp; that the farmer gets the order, weighs, slices, wraps and ties the pack age, hitches old Dobbin to the shay and delivers it to the postoffice. At the postoffice a man will juggle the package, put it in a bag, fling it on the car; the mail clerk will give it an other turn over and deliver it to a man who will convey it to the postoffice. where, after being kicked into the cor ner it will be manhandled by a dis tributing clerk and given over to the tender mercy of a parcel post auto dis patch, which in time brings it to my door and deposits it on the front step in the hot sun, where it is left to exude grease until my wife returns from the matinee. After receiving this treatment ba con really ought to be good, but I fear me it would savor somewhat of cur rency taste like greenback. It may be all that is claimed for it, others may like it, but for my single self I will keep to the packing house product. Thirty years on the farm convinced We that "skippers" never skip home cured bacon and hams; that hens lay eggs that are sometimes a bit off smell; and that occasionally you will find a Titian hafr or two in fresh country butter. I also know that our old friend. Salt Petre, is prevalent in home-cured hams and bacon; that farmers are not prepared to cure meats;- cannot save the bacon in the torrid season, and that sanitation is not their specialty. As a matter of fact, farmers know less about more things than any other class of people who have so little to worry them. They do more work for smaller results than any other class of men. I have spent enough time tak ing the bone out of hams and smoking bacon to have mastered mining en gineering. Of course, I thought the bacon was good, but I know oetter now. ROBERT G. DUNCAN. PROHIBITION AS POLITICAL. ISSUE. Correspondent Thinks Dominant Party Intrigue Keeps It Down, PORTLAND, Aug. 10. .(To the Edi tor.) Your editorial answer August 8, to the cryptic letter under the cap tion of "Puzzle Letter," is inter esting. Just what Mr. Relchen is trying to- impart is indeed a vague mystery. But, since you make it the occasion of some observation, I would like, in answer to your last paragraph, to offer an observation. Your statement is: "They (the people of the United States) were and are unwilling to have every other National and State problem subordinated to a question (prohibition) that is essen tially social and moral, and that may be easily and forever settled by each individual for himself." The above quotation is a half-truth. The truth is that by clever manipula tion of well organized machines, the Republican and Democratic parties have succeeded in "keeping prohibition from becoming a political issue by en tirely ignoring it in their platforms and working against it with equally clever well-written misrepresentations. Pro hibition is a political question as -well as a social and moral one. Slavery was a social and moral problem. 'But it might still be in existence in the Unit ed States if, as you suggest, each man settled It for himself. It was settled only after It became a political ques tion. Now that the prohibition party has acquired a sense of organization and is, through its nation-wide enrollment campaign, becoming formidable, I would consider your statement more ot a hope than a truism. Prohibition is rapidly becoming a national, political problem and must be decided nationally. The United States, the country of enlightenment and advance, should stand in shame because of its present attitude, before the statement made by the Swedish Prime Minister. In a public meeting before the delegates to the Scandinavian Prohibition Congress, at Stockholm, he said thati to him, prohibition seems to be the only means of suppressing alcoholism. He hopes that the commission which was consti tuted two years ago, will present suit able propositions that the government may endorse, and propose them in a prohibition bill., to the Parliament. (From a letter of Dr. Hercod, of Swit zerland.) Evidently in Sweden, Prohibition is a political question to be settled as other political questions. F. G. P. HOBO'S LAMENT, When Winter winds . Commence to blow And every box car Has a "bo," I wonder ' where On earth I'll go. . Oh, tell me friend. For I don't know, When Winter winds Are blowing cold And hungry bos Are growing bold. Oh. tell me. friend. Where I may go When Winter winds Commence to blow. When Winter winds Are chill and bleak How sad I feel That I must creep To vacant Bheds Or box cars foul When Winter winds Commence to howl. When Winter winds Commence to bite And policemen Are full of fight. Oh, tell me friend, I'd like to know. Where Winter winds Less bitter blow. When Winter winds Commence to roar And housewives close Their kitchen door. It angers me that I must snore In hay ricks damp Or stable floor. When winter winds Commence to sweep I feel so teased I almost weep. Oh, would I skip To other climes Where Summer sun Forever shines. GEORGE H. SANDS. Society Note From Texas. Houston Post. "Gracious! That skirt Is so tight that I can plainly see what you have in your pocket." "But I have no pocket." "Then what is that lump?" "Oh that's a mosquito bite." Romance of the Horse, Chicago Record-Herald. "The automobile will never com pletely fill the place of the horse." "No; I don't Buppose the time will ever come when any one will fasten an old tire above the door for good luck." Half a Century Ago From The Oregonian of August 12, 1S63. New Orleans Telegraph The people of this state will be glad to learn that there is a good prospect of the early establishment of a new line from St. Louis to San Francisco. Pittsburg, Pa., Aug. 5. The union state convention renominated Governor Curtin. Cape Race, Aug. 5. The steamer Hecla. with dates from Liverpool to July 28 has arrived. The news of the Federal victories has caused the Con federate loan to decline from IS to -'0 per cent and a panic in that stock has ensued. Milwaukee, Aug. 7. The Democratic state convention yesterday nominated A. S. Palmer for Governor. Portland, Me.. Aug. 6. Boon Bradley was nominated for Governor by the Democratic state convention yesterday. The Portland & Mllwaukie Macadam ized Road Company will receive toll on the road and ferry on and after this morning. Protection, No. '4 At a, meeting of this fire company, held on Monday evening, H. G. Miller, second assistant, was elected first assistant foreman, vice D. J. Malarkey, resigned, and H. Ballough was elected to fill the vacancy occasioned by the promotion of Mr. Miller. W. T. Patterson was elected secretary, vice J. McGowan and R. Hen drie, member of the board of dele gates. After the first of September the price charged for gas will be J7.50 per thou sand instead of $9, as heretofore. We received yesterday from Messrs. Carr & Reynolds, lessees of the fine farm belonging to A. G. Wailing, a large box of choice apples of almost every description. Twenty-five Years Ago Prom The Oregonian of Aug. 12. 1888. Tacoma, Aug. 11. The cedar shingle manufacturers of Oregon and Washing ton Territory today formed a trust. Seattle, Aug. 11. Reports that the Southern Pacific would build from Port land to this city were today verified. Articles of incorporation were today filed by the Seattle and Southern Rail road Company. The first trustees are: W. E. Brown, Thomas Ewing. J. p. Hoyt, L. S. J. Hunt and H. G. Strune. The reduction works have been In op eration continuously since the first day of August and will probably continue two weeks more. A good c'.eal of bul lion has been shipped to San Francisco. H. Marbell has just returned from the Cascade Mountains. The cable road Rumors were afloat during the past week that an early movement will be made on this line and as a consequence holders of real estate are firm. William Labbe has nearly completed his store on Seventeenth and Laurel, and hopes to open about Sep tember 1. Hon. M. C. George has staked off the ground for his elegant residence, to cost about $25,000. Willard Young's fine residence will be completed shortly. The Linseed Oil Mills Company were yesterday asking for bids for the con struction of a lot of iron tanks for storing oil. The Skldmore fountain arrived yes terday. ' Everybody wtio has visited Bull Run is in favor of. having the water brought into the city. The latest convert is Mr. L. Henricksen. The work of laying the Second-street railway track on Washington street is progressing rapidly. WAGNER. STORY OF CAB DRIVER. A Frugal Fee for a Ride Was Increased By a Good Tip. London Standard. A story of Wagner known to very few is brought to the light by the Vos sische Zeitung. When the composer was in a really merry mood, the right mood for story telling, he used to say that being in -Berlin on a very hot Summer's day, and finding himself in the Donhoff splatz, he summoned one of the first-class droschkes that were still fairly numerous at that time, and told the driver where to go. His destination was at the very furthest point of a dis trict, within which only the lowest fare could be demanded. It struck Wagner immediately that his driver was taking a very affecting leave of one of his fellows, as though he wore starting on a life or death Journey. "Goodby, William," he said, "we shan't see each other again for a long time." After the carriage had rattled on for a good while it came suddenly to a standstill. The driver got down from his box on the right hand side, opened the carriage door and banged it again: then he went round to the left side and repeated the performance, climbed up onto his box and resumed the journey. At the end of the drive Wagner asked him what this dumb-crambo show meant. The driver, with a sly look, made answer, "I just wanted to bam boozle my old nag; he would never have believed that the whole drive was for a minimum fare and would have refused to go on. But by banging the doors I got him to imagine that one fare had got out and another got in." Wagner laughed heartily over this ex planation, and the driver, in spite of his greed, over which the composer made very merry ' in his letters, realized the handsome tip on which he had been speculating. Raising; of Good Citizens. Kansas City Journal. "Why don't you raise something on that vacant lot potatoes, for Instance, or beans?" "I am raising good citi zens," said the owner. "Don't you see those boys playing ball?" Danger Signals In Business "When I 8 tart out to buy a toothbrush, or a hat, or a gown no matter what I steer a clear course to the place where I know I shall receive dependable qual ity and intelligent, honest serv ice." So spoke one of our readers a few days ago. Continuing, she said: "Z keep away from places that are unprogressive, places where the very atmosphere repels be cause it does not Invite confi dence. 1 don't mean that these places I avoid are dishonest. They are not that. But they are dead or asleep. I want to do my business or my shopping where I am sure of quick, down-to-date service and satisfactory methods. "I find the advertising col umns of the best newspapers are the greatest guide to me, and by pointing the right direction keep me away from "the undesirable places."