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Fereura pof.afe. double rate. Lastera Buslnesa Offices Vrrree A- ConE- l!n. New Yo.-H. Brunswick Oulldini. Cixo. lexer building. .. San Fraucisc oaica R. J. SldwaU Co. Larupeaa Office No. Resent atraet S. V. ., LACllOD. PORTLAND. FRIDAY. APRIL H. LA FOIXXTTE MISSTATES FACTS. The growing community of Interest politically between President ilson And Senator La Follette is indicated by the tetter's indorsement of Mr. Wil son's Chinese policy in La Follette a Weekly. So over-eager is the Sena tor to approve what the President has done that he errs seriously in hla re cital of the facts relating to the Chi nese loan. Mr. La Follette seems disposed to rive the credit, whatever credit there be. to Secretary of State Bryan, for he ascribes the repudiation of "dollar dlDlomacy" to that gentleman, tnougn the statement announcing the fact came direct from the hite House. Not until afterwards did Mr. Bryan rather superfluously give that state ment his approval. The Senator's version of the part played by the United States in the Chinese loan affair directly conflicts with that of the President. Mr. La Follette speaks of the State Depart ment being used as the agent of high finance, as "developing the State De partment into a business agent for a certain powerful group of speculative bankers in New York." Mr. Wilson's statement puts the boot on the other foot, for it says: We ar Informed that at the request of the last Administration a certain aroup of American banters undertook lo partk-tpale. tn the loan now cioelred bv the ajovernmeal of China (approximately all'S.ow.OuOr. So far from Wall street using the State Department as its agent in spec ulation, the State Department used Wall street as Its agent d)n furthering American policy In China. The New York bankers joined in the loan agreement at the express request of the Government. Mr. Wilson stated this fact and he truly stated the mo tives which actuated his predecessor and Secretary Knox, as follows: Our Government wished American hank era to participate alone; with the banker of other nnllona because it desired that the rood will of the United sinus toward China should be exhibited In this practical way. that American capital should have access to that treat country, and that the Vmted Mate should be In a position lo share with the other powers any political r'-sponsiblll-tlra that might be associated with the de Teloprnent of tie foreign relations of China In connection with her Industrial and com mercial enterprises. But Mr. La Follette in his animos ity against Mr. Tuft, which is evident ly greater than his zeal on behalf of Mr. Wilson's policy, says: Dollar diplomacy demanded bluntly of China that a substantial share of the huge loan she was preparing to get from Euro pean bankers be fln to the American group of banker", and that this loan be the means of fastening Wall street control upon the affulrs of China. Dollar diplomacy cared naught for the In tegrity of China, if only her railroads, natural wealth and trade were opened to the exploitation of American speculators. Everybody, including himself, rec ognize that Mr. Taft is politically dead and decency requires that all should let his pollth-al bones rest in peace. But Mr. La Follette kicks him when he Is down by misstating facts and misrepresenting motives. Mr. La Follette has done good serv ice to the country, which men of both parties praise without stint. But he has allowed himself to be blinded with prejudice to such a degree that he can see no good in anything done by either Mr. Taft or Wall street. The former gave ample proof that he has no undue friendship for Wall street by his anti-truM ami his railroad pol icy. The latter hus fins enough to answer for without being blamed for those of which it is not guilty. Many persons would be glad to corifer high er honors on Mr. La Follette. but they will be leys willing to do so unless he shows more fairness towards those whom he opposes. A R:MKIV I"l LOG-ROLLING. A plan for the equitable distribu tion of Congressional pork has been evolved by Anson Phelps Stokes, sec retary of Ynle University. It really applies generally anil systematically the plan which hus been followed for some years in the Improvement of the rhannel between Fortland and the sea. and more recently in improve ment of several Oregon harbors. The principle is that the locality directly benefited should contribute a share of . the cost of those public Improvements which fall within the province of the Government, and that those sections which are willing to make such con tributions should have the first claim on funds available for this kind of work. Mr. Stokes proposes that every lo cality specially benefited by a river and harbor or a public building 'ap propriation should be required to con tribute 10 per cent of the cost of the improvement. A general law of this kind would do away with graft and log-rolling. It would protect the Treasury from raids for improvement of creeks which never have been and never can be navigable and for the erection of buildings at villages and small towns, where the rent now paid for postoffice quarters is but a frac tion of the Interest on the cost of a proposed building. Where an appro priation is desired simply for the sake of having money spent in the com munity, the Stokes plan would be an automatic block, for people are not disposed to tax themselves for useless expenditure of money. But local contributions of a fixed percentage would scarcely meet the case. Where a public building is de sired, the rent now paid for Federal offices should be capitalized and the locality should be required to contrib ute all In excess of that sum. The Government would then simply pay rent to Itself and the town could se cure a more or less expensive and ornate building, as its means, ambi tion and enterprise dictate, within cer tain reasonable limits to be fixed by Congress. A lump sum for buildings could then be apportioned, to be dis tributed by the Building Bureau ac cording to the general rule. In applying the rule to rivers and harbors, the share of the expense borne locally should vary according to the magnitude of the undertaking and the extent of the benefits. The Government should pay a larger pro portion of the cost of improving such rivers as the Mississippi and the Co lumbia than of any of their minor tributaries, where the benefit would be almost purely local. Yet every state on one of the main waterways should contribute to its improvement. The same principle should be applied to harbors. The benefits of improv- ing one of our great seaports are so general that the Nation's share of the cost should be larger than in tne case of a small harbor, draining the com merce of a restricted district. Mr. Stokes is on the right track. He proposes that Congress apply the principles of merit and self-help to Federal improvements and thereby re lieve itself from much well-deserved criticism. PKOGREScUVXXESS BCN WILD. California under Bull Moose rule has given an example of progressive ness run wild. The Bull Moose idea appears to be the regulation by-law of every movement a man makes, and legislation of the kind which was once known as grandmotherly government. The Progressive party has no ad vantage over other parties in devotion to social and industrial Justice, tut that does not extend to the appoint ment of a commissioner to care for bees, to "regulation of the weight of eggs, of the manner of drawing beer, of the length of bed sheets or of the sale of theater tickets. This is pro gressiveless made ridiculous. California has taken the place or Kansas as the state where freak leg islation abounds. Perhaps this is the effect of reaction from a long period of boss rule or it may possibly arise from the heat of the sun on the ardent California temperament. When zeal for the public weal goes to such ex tremes, another reaction is due and the Golden State will be fortunate if disgust with the vagaries of the Pro gressives does not cause it to fly to the arms of a new boss as a safe refuge. WHAT THE MISSING TEN DO. Four men with Improved machinery and the nelrt of science now produce as much food as formerly was produced by fourteen men. Where are the ten; This question waa asked by Presi dent Henry Waters, of the Kansas Agricultural College, at the cost of living conference. The answer is that the ten have ranged themselves in line between the farmer and the consumer. compel the farmer to pass his prod uce through their hands on its way to the consumer and each take a piece off the loaf of bread In transit. Two main factors in the high cost of living are uneconomic, wasteful production on the farm and a waste ful- system of distributing, not only farm products, but manufactures. Other main factors are the tariff, the trusts and an unscientific currency system. Methods of farming and dis tribution can be improved by' volun tary co-operation of individuals with out the intervention of the Govern ment, state or National, except in some minor particulars. The Nation al Government can aid by collecting and distributing information as to the best methods of farming. The states may aid by facilitating incorporation of co-operative associations. As re gards production and distribution of farm products, the rest can be left to those immediately concerned. By re vising the tariff, dissolving the trusts and reforming the monetary system. Congress can help, but farmers and consumers need not wait for these measures before doing their part. This whole subject of the cost of living is intimately associated with the growing disproportion of urban to rural population. Let farming be made a more profitable and more at tractive occupation and the tide, which has already turned backward to the country, will set more strongly in that direction until the natural pro portion is restored. We may hope that then city and country will de velop normally side by side, each bearing the correct relation to the other, so long as we permit no un natural interference with the opera tion of economic law. HOME EDUCATIONAL STATISTICS. A recent census bulletin giving edu cational statistics as compiled by the enumeration of 1910 shows that the country as- a whole is making rapid strides towards universal education, and but one state, Iowa, makes a bet ter showing than Oregon. Taking the country as a whole, the illiterates 10 years of age and over in 1900 com prised 10.7 per cent of the total popu lation: this was decreased to 7.7 per cent tn 1910. which was Indeed a re markable record, showing that in the face of an increase of total population of more than 15.000.000 people, the illiterates were reduced from 6,180, 069 In 1900 to 5.516.13 In 1910. Oregon In 1900 had a total popula tion of 413.536. Of this number there were 10.6S6 illiterates over 10 years of age; in 1910 we had a population of 671.675. but there were 182 fewer illiterates than in 1900. or a total number of 10.504, reducing the per centage of illiterates from 3.3 per cent to 1.9 per cent. Iowa had but 2.3 per cent of illiterates in 1900. the same as Nebraska, while Oregon had 3.3 per cent. In 1910 Iowa reduced the percentage to 1.7 and Nebraska and Oregon each to 1.9. So Oregon really made greater strides during the last decade than any other state and may claim to be the banner educational state of the Union. While we must look to the South for Ignorance, particularly to Louis iana and South Carolina, the former's illiterates aggregating S9 per cent and he hitter's 25.7 per cent, one cannot but be amazed at the educational work going on below the Mason and Dixon line. In 1900 the Illiterates in the former state constituted 38.5 per cent, in the latter state 35.9 per cent. As this gain was largely due to the advancement of the negro population uch illiterates constituting 61.1 per cent of the population in Louisiana in 1900 and only 48.4 per cent in 1910, and the figures in South Carolina be ing reduced from 52.8 per cent In 1900 to 39. 7 per cent in 1910 we can ee what a tremendous advance has been made. No doubt this was largely due to the remarkable work of one man Booker T. Washington, for we find that in the state of his principal labors, Alabama, the illiteracy of all classes was re duced In the ten-year period from 34 per cent to 22.9 per cent, while the percentage among the negroes was reduced from 57.4 per cent to 40.1 per cent. Coming to Portland and taking the total school attendance of all ages. we find that we do cot make as good a showing as many other large cities, our . total attendance being 60.4 per cent, or a total attendance of 26,146 out of an enumeration of 43.272. Of a total of fifty cities each with a pop ulation of 100,000 or over, twenty-nine of them do better than this. Boston of course heads the list with an at tendance of 68.1 per cent; Richmond is at the illiterate end with an attend ance of only 51.0 per cent. The Oregon' statistics show that "the little red schoolhouse" is cutting a tremendous figure in the education al advancement of our state, and if we can do as well in the present dec ade as we did in the last we will very likely find ourselves with a smaller percentage of illiterates in 1920 than any other state. CRCEL XATTRK AND FOOLISH HAN. The Independent prints this week an editorial on "The Mercilessness of Nature," which operates to depress one until the subject has been thought over in various lights. The article is inspired, of course, by the recent flood horrors, and it seems to be the opinion of the Independent that mankind never can hope to escape from recur rent calamities of this sort. "What shall we do when the boundless sky conspires to pour down at once its floods of ruin? Can we bank the riv ers and imprison their waters? We have been trying it for many years, but the levees break through and the planted meadows are washed away." And so the Independent, which ought to know better, goes on down a whole column of lamentation. The simple truth is that we do not know from experience whether we can control our river floods or not. We never have tried to do so in a sys tematic and sensible way. Levees have been built and channels dredged by piecemeal and the work has been done so thoughtlessly that what had been finished here was lost by neglect over yonder. The preventive works have gone ahead hit or miss, without plan or unified purpose and the results have naturally been disappointing. Before anybody is entitled to say that the rivers of this country cannot be controlled and disastrous floods prevented we must first try the effect of systematic and scientific measures. It is certain, unless science is wholly at fault, that a great deal of the sur plus water can be retained in storage basins. The Miami River, for exam ple, has no storage lakes at its head. but such might easi'y be constructed. To the natural lakes at the source of the Mississippi artificial ones could be added sufficient to retain most of its flood waters and distribute them through the dry Summer months. This work has been partially done, but not on the scale required by the condi tions. As to levee building, it is condemned by the best engineers, not only because It is an unreliable safeguard, but be cause it aggravates the very evil it is designed to prevent. Before we sit down to weep hopelessly over our floods let us practice a little common sense in trying to prevent their rav age. THE PAPACY. Some enthusiastic historians of the church are willing to trace the begin nings of the papal power back to the residence of Paul and Peter in Rome. Paul certainly visited the imperial city and Peter may have done so, but whether he did or not the tra-lition of hlc life and death there has served the vliurch quite as well as the reality could have done and perhaps better. It is certain that the Christian com munity which was formd in Rome not long after the crucifixion increased rapidly in numbers and influence and presently came to be looked upon as the central congregation for the whole world. The Jerusalem church was far Inferior to it in prestige almost from the beginning, both because of its narrow Jewish spirit and because that city was a long distance from the focus of the Empire's thought and trade. Religion, quite as much as commerce, follows the flag. As early as the year 190 the Bishop of Rome, whose-name was Victor, felt powerful enough to excommunicate the eastern Christians because they failed to agree with his views as to the proper date of Faster. In the fourth century the growing authority of the Roman pontiffs was disturbed by the Donatist schism which drew the African congregations away from the orthodox fold. All ef fort failed to bring back the erring inhabitants of the Southern Mediter ranean coast and it is possible that their heresy would have persisted to this day had they not been over whelmed and swept out of existence by the Visigoths. The religious se renity of Western Europe was also disturbed In those early times by the Arian heresy. Most of the Franklsh and other Teutonic heathen had un fortunately been converted by Arian missionaries so that their Christian ity was tainted at the very fountain head and it was many years before they fully acknowledged the suprem acy of the Popes. Still even their er rors were of some use. When they overran Northern Italy and captured the City of Milan, for example, they relieved Rome of a dangerous rival. Strange as it may seem now, Milan in the early Christian centuries aspired to divide the dominion of the religious world with Rome itself. Augustine felt its perilous attraction in his younger days, but, no doubt through the influence of his mother, Monica, he finally yielded unqualified allegi ance to Rome. For a century or two after Augus tine's time the splendor of the western pontiffs was more or less dim. They failed to assert much authority over the bishops in Gaul, Spain and Ger many, and even at home their pres tige seemed to have suffered a col lapse. The redeeming glory of that dark period -shines in Britain. In that remote and unpromising region be tween the years 590 and 604 Pope Gregory originated a genuine Summer of intellectual and religious growth. Monasteries were founded everywhere n England, Ireland and as far north as the desolate Scotch isles and behind the security of their imperishable walls literature and philosophy flour ished wiih a vigor which found no rival in the world. Missionaries were sent from Britain in those days who penetrated to the heart of Germany and France and carried the true doc trine into the remotest fastnesses of the Arian heretics. The authority of the papacy in those outer dominions of the church was further increased about this time by the invention of that remarkable collection of decisions and statutory regulations known in history as "the False Decretals." These Illusory but useful relics from an Imaginary past were seized upon by Pope Nicholas I and made the foun dation of the practical power of the papacy. Aided by the False Decretals, it grew very rapidly and made head way against all obstacles. In the reign "of Charlemagne the as cendancy of the Popes over Western Christendom was further fortified by the discovery of "The Donation of Constantine." This document is now acknowledged by historians to be a forgery, but when -it was first given to the world it was supposed to be genu ine. By its terms the pious Emperor was made to bestow upon the Roman pontiffs that authority over the west ern world which he resigned by re moving the seat of government to By zantium. Upon the donation of Con stantine was established not only the temporal power of the Popes over their Italian territory, but also their supremacy over all earthly sovereigns. It is possible, however, that Its im portance in this respect has been ex aggerated. The Popes generally, it is averred, preferred to base their claims to universal sovereignty on direct com mission as vicars of God. Hildebrand. who is known as Greg ory VII in the line of Popes, was cho sen vicar of Christ in 1073. He was a great reformer and a great fighter. Reforms had become necessary in the church through the growth of simony. We read also that many bishops per mitted themselves to mitigate the rig ors of canonical chastity by taking one or more concubines, and a general spirit of sloth had fallen darkly upon Christendom. Hildebrand initiated vigorous warfare against all these evils. At the same time he waged a determined struggle with the German Emperors over the question of investi tures. Should bishops receive their sacred emblems from the Pope or from the Emperor? The controversy ended In a compromise. Hildebrand and his fmmediate successors effected a great reformation in the church. In carry- Inz out their plans perhaps their best allies were the monks, wno naturally sided with the central authority against the local bishops. Not only was the church purified of its sins, but it was transformed from a loose aris tocracy to an absolute monarchy, so much so that at the second Lateran council the Pope 'was able to say to the bishops without contradiction: You hold your spiritual dignities from the Pope, as vassals hold their fiefs from their feudal Lords." This happy condition attained its meridian splendor toward the year 1150. By the opening of the thirteenth century the heretics and philosophers had De- come so pestilential that Innocent III had to undertake a crusade against some of them. For the next hundred years the Popes were held in servitude by France and then began those trou bles which culminated in Luther's schism. The new canal which has been dug across Cape Cod makes an artinciai Island of this famous peninsula, but it u n lil that in doinrr so it merely re stores conditions which were once natural. In the days of the Puritans there were two channels cutting across Cape Cod, but they were sub sequently blocked by drifting sand. The peninsula has acquired fame both as a vacation resort and as the home of a quaint population whose sayings and doings lend an original flavor to literature. . Though the picture of Colonel Goe thals will not appear on Panama Ca nal bonds, it will be honorably and inseparably associated in the minds of this and all future generations with the canal. Every ship that tra verses the canal will spread and per petuate his fame. The attorney for the defense, if he be prolific of ideas and skillful in technicality, can accomplish wonders. Chenea, who killed a woman at Lew iston in a dispute over money, has been acquitted on ground of insanity. An Albany man found a gold nugget in the crop of one of his chickens that ranged on a creek In the neighbor hood. .All kinds of transportation may be had to Albany. The Sacramento curfew has been changed to a light that winks. Now change that swinging old poem to "Curfew Shall Not Wink Tonight." Goethals cannot have his picture on canal bonds until he is dead. No doubt he will be willing to forego the honor for an extended period. Snow is blockading railway traffic in Dakota. And we are annoyed by the excessive length of the green grass Which must be cut shortly. By affiliating with the Democratic party Senator Poindexter has at last found a home after much political wandering. A St. Louis doctor is suing for ex clusive sales rights of the Friedmann tuberculosis serum. Mercenary wretch that. , Frozen beef from Australia has been admitted at San Francisco and choice cuts will be too common to be eaten. The Yaquis are reported torturing whites. This is their opportunity for revenge on century-old persecution. I, Wilson will be unable to visit Port land this Summer and Portland must be consoled with winning Ball. McAdoo wants a clean sweep of the customs department and will get it, for the faithful need the offices. If Wilson keeps breaking them there shortly will be no precedents left around the capital. -Raiiriiim i tn have a National strike. We soon are to have a Na tional three-strikes. The floating merchants will float past Portland rather than pay 320 a day for a license. New Jersey will pension widows. Lack of other legislation will be over looked. '" Well, well! All National Commit teeman King needed was transplant ing. Peru announces recognition of China. That settles the whole matter. If state officials are traveling on passes, the people ought to know it. Albany is in line with the progress of the Valley with her new hotel. One 'thing is certain, Woodrow didn't temporize with the Japs. President Wilson has a - baseball pass. What! Direct election is running riot in Congress MEN NOMINATED IN OTHER DAYS. Voter Comments em Convention Results a d Discusses New Charter. PORTLAND, April 10. (To the Ed itor.) In The Oregonian I noticed a news item under the heading, "Twenty five Years Ago," announcing the nom ination of the following-named gentle men as candidats on the Republican ticket for membership in the House of Representatives, viz.: ex-Governor D. P. Thompson, ex-Secretary of State R. P. Earhart, ex-District Attorney W. T. Hume. Judge W. B. Gilbert, William M. Ladd. S. R. Harrington, Judge H. H. Northrup, J.-J. Fisher and J. A. Strow bridge. Old-timers will recognize these men as constituting as thoroughly sub stantial a group of citizens as Mult nomah County could produce. Without desiring to underestimate the talent or the character of our later legislators, or the value of our new political "sys tem," I would like to ask when, under the present haphazard minority sys tem of nominating and electing, there was ever submitted so substantial and capable a group of high-class men as was here submitted 25 years ago under the much abused convention system. This leads to another thought. The writer has heretofore advocated and voted for a commission form of govern ment. In the present campaign, how ever, it develops that the old Job hold ing and job hunting crowd is still con spicuously in evidence, and that the professional politicians are apparently unanimous for the commission system. As Hamlet might remark, "this bids us pause." What are we gaining under a new system if it puts in control the same men who have been for years keen to render public service at $25 per month? Why pay these men $5000 a year as "commissioners" when they are crazy to serve as "Councilmen" at J25 per month? The City, of Portland is a great cor poration of 250,000 people, owning prop erty with an assessed valuation of (300,000,000. How many of these men ever earned $5000 in private business, and how many of them would any pri vate corporation in the city ever hire to manage their business at $5000 per year, or any other sum? It would seem that we are running more to' theories than to real business. If the individual voter would spend less time in discuss ing new theories and new "systems, and spend more of it in attending pri marles and in watching and supervising the acts of our so-called public servants we would get better results. Under no s stem will be get good results if the Individual voter is derelict, and under almost any system will we get good re sults if every individual voter will go to the primaries, and to the general election and vote for men of real ca pacity and worth. The Individual voter who does not do his whole duty as a citizen is debarred from complaining that the professional job hunter is al ways In the saddle. If the commission system means a continuation of the service of men now willing to serve at a salary of $25 per month what do we gain by simply raising their salaries to $5000 or $6000. Doesn t the present sys tem sufficiently "center the responsi bility" for the work they perform?" PERPLEXED VOTER. FORMULA ENGINEERS OFTEN VSE Prlamuldal Method of Computing; Con tents of Timber la Given, PORTLAND, April 10. (To the Edi tor.) I have not followed closely the discussions of the board foot problem which have appeared for some time in The Oregonian, but insofar as I have observed, no mention has yet been made of the "prismoidal formula," The discussion of this problem would hardly be complete without mention of this very valuable general formula, which is frequently used by engineers in computing yardage of concrete, rock excavation and less frequently of earth excavation, in which case accuracy is of less importance. The formula, how ever, is of value for many other prob lems. One statement of this formula, which may be readily demonstrated by higher mathematics, is that the volume of any solid, which is bounded by two parallel planes to be called bases and by any mathematical surface or surfaces ex tending between these planes, is equal to the sura of the areas of the two bases plus four times the area of cross section midway between the bases mul tiplied by one-sixth or the distance De tween bases. This may be simplified by saying the volume is equal to the sum of the bases plus four times the "mid-section" multiplied by one-sixth the "alti tude." Applying this to the board foot prob lem we have the volume in cubic inches to be 36 plus 144 plus four times 81 multiDlied by one-sixth of 40x12. To obtain board feet this must be divided by 144. The result is 280, as may be obtained in several other ways. The value of this formula which I wish particularly to bring out is its generality. By remembering this for mula you need not try to remember or refer to a book to obtain a lormuia tor the volume of a sphere, "Cone, pyramid, elllDSOld. paraboloid or any other solid or portion of same contained between two parallel cutting planes or "bases." To illustrate, we may consiaer a sphere as contained between two bases of zero area, having an altitude equal to the diameter of the sphere and a mid-section equal to the area of a cir cle of this diameter. The volume of the sphere is then readily computed. Thin la one of the most useful for mulas in all mathematics, and it would well reoav anyone interested in sucn problems and not already familiar with this formula to test its accuracy oy annlvine it to several forms of solids and comparing its use with the usual method of computation. L. F. BAHZA. Referendum Promises No Saving. FOREST GROVE. Or., April 9. (To tho Kditor.l I see that H. J. Parkison is preparing again to invoke the refer endum against certain appropriations for the University of Oregon. What is worse, he seems to have the backing of a number of respectable and worthy people. The state cannot afford the spectacle even ior tne sane oi sn-vios $175,000. But will the state save the $175,000? What is to be done with the nlant now in Eugene? Are we to be asked to duplicate it at Corvallis? That is about what win nave to be none wumn four vpars if the university is put at Corvallis. The plant at CorvalHs is now fully occupied, and if 700 more students are put on the campus there must be an increase in buildings and equipment as well as an increase in the number of the faculty. Why should the state be asked to go to such an. expense to gratify revenge.' Skin Game by the Author. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Th officer who was making a phys ical examination of candidates for the military service noticed a fine lot of tattooine on the back and limDS oi tne vnunir man under his immediate sur vey. "Who did the tattooing?" he asked. My father, repitea tne yuuug man. Oh. I see," said the officer. "Illus trated by the author." Johnnie's Bright Thought. Judge. -"Who can tell me the Golden Text?" asked the Sunday school teacher. John nie's hand went up eagerly. "He that humpeth himself shall be exalted!" he repeated triumphantly. Case of Ovcrcapltnliaatlon. Judge. Post Professor Talkem has ten let ters after his name, but he doesn't know enough to go in when it rains. Parker Another distressing case oi overcapitalisation. GRAY MIXES REACH RIPE AGE. Hcbita Afford Example Which Hu mana Well Might Follow. PORTLAND. April 7. (To the Edi tor.) Some time ago The Oregonian was kind enough to lend me a helping hand in my search for a man who had seen a deceased gray mule or a one legged Chinaman.- and as a result of your publications an even four score of men. from remote regions and neigh boring districts, wrote saying they had seen dead gray mules. To each of these gentlemen I wrote a personal letter asking for particulars of the mule's age, habits, life work and cause of death. Seventy-eight of the 80 -men ad dressed reply by saying "the mule was steady. Industrious, persevering, con stant, firm of purpose, temperate, strictly business, conservative, relia ble, sensible, tractable when properly approached, dangerous to triflers only, worked as beast of burden, drawing plow, scraper, cart, car and dray, and lived to an age that could only oe ap proximated, as no one knew just how old he was," or words to that broad general effect. One of the 80 reports seeing a dead gray mule who was cut off in his youth by a deplorable accident, through no fault of his own. One man reports having seen a dead gray mule that died a natural death at a tender age, but I find this man to be a fourth class Postmaster, who has a horror of standing civil service examination, and very naturally sees things. Zack Henderson, of Mexia, Tex., writes: "Last week we interred the remains of a mule that in youth was an Iron gray. He was born in Ten nessee in the Spring of 1820, worked on a farm until 14 years of age, emi grated to Texas, participated in the battle of San Jacinto, served as pack mule between frontier trading posts for five years, hauled caisson and can non in the Mexican War, was con demned by the Government and sold to a horse trader, who resold him to the Government in 1861, was in all the fighting around Richmond, was cap tured by the Confederates at Gettys burg, did service in the Southern army to the end of the war. was one of the mules given with 40 acres to the emancipated slaves, worked his way back to Texas, was given in exchange for three sections of land, a part of which is now the great city of Dallas; was orphaned by his owner reaching for his hip pocket in fast company, was sold at administrator's sale, go ing to a grandson of his first master; retired to a farm and gave himself over to truck gardening until last year, when he felt that he needed a rest. From that time on he was never in good health. He suffered greatly from indigestion, was morose, irritable, peevish, pessimistic; seemed to lose iri terest in life, neglected himself during the recent cold spell, had a severe cold that resulted in complications which brought on an incurable malady. On March 1 he was very low, but rallied on the morning of the 4th, partook of corn and oats for breakfast, pranced around the stable until noon, Wash ington time, poked his head through the door, brayed loudly, as if calling to a far-away mate, returned to his stall and fell asleep, at the age of ninety-three." This may be all or part true. How ever, it conforms to the general opin ion of gray mules. There can be no doubt about their longevity, they reach a ripe old age, and it is but a question of adopting the habits of gray mules to insure to men long and useful lives. And this bears out "Old Dode" Latham in saying that a gray mule never mon keys with politics, takes fool advice, resents what folks say about him, and has sense enough to turn white before he dies. ROBERT G. DUNCAN. SIMPLIFYING SIMPLIFIED SPELLING Writer Would Cut All Words Down to Bone and Use Vowel Signs. CLATSKANIE, Or., April 9. (To the Editor.) I have long been interested in simplified spelling and wish to sub mit a few suggestions in that line. I heartily indorse the method of leav ing out all unnecessary letters, espe cially where superfluous double letters are used, and all silent letters, as in the word "knee." But I should go still farther than- does the Simplified Spell ing Board (of which mention was made in The Oregonian a short time ago) and in the word "knee" I should leave out not only the letter "k," but one "e," making it "ne." We might just as well make them as short as possi ble while we are about it. If the signs Indicating the sounds of the vowels were placed above or below the letters, as the case required, In words that are changed materially in leaving off a letter, they would be more easily recognized, and It would simplify pronunciation. The type could be made with those signs to be used when required. Here are a few words in which the signs would become necessary if this method were adopted: Fall fal; save sav; salv sav; wood wod; talk tak; sleep slep; write rit; flame flam; moon raon; sign sin; alone alon; love lov; you yu or yu or just u (as we use I) ; alive aliv, etc. But in such words as loss los, spell spel, will wil, egg eg, live liv, kiss kis, add ad, the signs would not be nec essary. The word knicknack could be spelled nicnac as Jn picnic, or niknak, thus eliminating two letters. Words that are spelled differently and pro nounced thevsame (such as right, rite. write and wood, would) could be read ily distinguished by the construction of tho sentence, as many of our words now are. The French people make use of these signs in printing their language, and we might profitably follow their ex ample to a limited extent in introduc ing the new method of simplified spell ing. We would all have to know the signs of the vowel sounds, but if they are thoroughly taught in the schools at the present time, as tbey were 30 years ago, that would be no hardship. I believe that by uniting this method with the simplified spelling the ob jections made by many on account of the difference in the appearance of words altered by the short method would be quickly overcome. MRS. GRACE LEE TICHENOR. Twenty-Eighth for Croiiatoira Line. PORTLAND, Or, April 10. (To the Editor.) The agitation of the cross streetcar line on the East Side has developed one question that heretofore has not been considered, and that is the availability of East Twenty-eighth street. If as it is claimed, the line located elsewhere would accommodate 150,000 people, the newly-developed location would certainly otter accommo dation and service to a larger popula tion. The question of importance is to iret the carline, and if East Twenty- eighth street offers the most economical and feasible route all should join hands and concentrate every effort for tne construction of the line on that street After one line is secured it will not be so dlfticult to secure the second line. The Portland Railway, Light & Power Company does not contemplate he conr struction of extensions at a heavy ex pense and operate them at a continued loss, and talk of forcing the company by an action at law to do so is idle. An institution as important xo ine City of Portland as the Reed College is certainly entitled to emcieux car service, and will have It at no distant day. In asklmr the company to construct the line the question of economy should be taken into consideration. If the line on East Twenty-eighth street can be constructed for not less than $30,000 and accommodate a larger population It does seem that fact should definitely settle the question. C. B. LA z yJLtLikj L l rj. Twenty-five Years Ago From The Oregonian of April 11. 18S3. Seattle, April 10. The large Central School building burned to the ground early this morning. Loss, $44,000; in surance, $24,000. San Francisco. April 10. M. H. DeYoung, proprietor of the Chronicle, petitioned the Board of Supervisors to day for permission to construct oriel windows on a building -to be erected by htm at the corner of Kearney and Mar ket streets. When the Supervisors learned that the building was to be 212 feet high they opposed its erection, but found no law against it. Captain Reed has resigned his posi tion as master of the W. H. Starbtick and left Sunday for Portland, says the Astoria Pioneer. From there he goes to San Francisco to take charge of the splendid ship T. F. Oakes. Yesterday morning C. P. Huntington, Charles Crocker and A. N. Towne. of the Southern Pacific, arrived here from Puget Sound. In company with R. Koehler, William Held, H. Hawgood and C. J. McDougall, they drove all over town. J. J. Brown, of Council Bluffs, la., and R. S. Ryan, both railroad contrac tors, are at the Holton. The funeral of J. B. Congle took place yesterday afternoon from the First Presbyterian Church under tho auspices of Portland Lodge. No. 65, A. F. and A. M., Scottish Rite Masons and Knights Templars. The services were conducted by Rev. Warren H. London, pastor of Calvary Presbyterian Church. The following acted as pallbearers: R. P. Earhart. T. McF. Patton. G. M. Strand. D. C. McKercher. H. W. Corbett, H. W. Scott, W. M. Ladd and J. D. Whiting. Half a Century Aga From The Oregonian of April 11. 1S63. St. Paul, April 4. Evidences are con tinually received of determined prepa rations by the Sioux for an extensive raid during the early Summer. Cairo. April 4. The Memphis Bulle tin says the battery opposite Vicks- burg silenced the rebel battery on the other side. Boston. April 4. The cargo of the ship Star of Peace, which was burned by the Alabama, was worth $500,000. New York, April 4. A special dis patch from Washington says that a draft will soon be made to fill up the regiments now in the fiel'd. It is probable that 200,000 men will be sent. The Oneonta. Just built by the O. S. N. Company, to run between the Cas cades and The Dalles, has been taken un to The Dalles and will soon be run ning Her builder. Captain Farnham, and her owners think she has every requisite to make her the best boat on the river. The Zou Zous last evening elected the following officers: Captain, Joseph Barlow; First Lieutenant, A. E. Wil liams: Second Lieutenant, R. H. Card well; Orderly Sergeant, F. N. Plummer; First Sergeant, William McN'amee; Sond Sergeant, J. R. Wiley: secretary. C. B. Talbot. This military company numbers 30 members. A medical board for the examination of candidates for appointment in the medical department of the volunteer service will convene at Fort Vancouver on Monday. The board consists of Drs. Chase and Hogg, U. S. A., and Dr. Glisan, of this city. How Llnnton Got Name. PORTLAND. April 10. (To the Edi tor.) In addition to the authorities quoted in The Oregonian in support of the contention that Llnnton snouia tie spelled with two "n's" in the first syl lable, is the fact that the original founders of the town. Peter H. Burnett and Morton M. McCarver, who crossed the plains to Oregon In 1843, spelled the word "Llnnton" with two n s. These pioneers, while natives of Ken tucky, lived a number of years in Mis souri before coming to Oregon, and during their residence in the latter state had an intimate personal ac quaintance with Senators Linn and Ben ton. On that account, and particularly on account of their persistent support in Congress of all measures calculated to aid In the future settlement of Ore gon, they named the inchoate town "Llnnton" "Linn" in honor of Senator Linn, and "ton" in honor of Senator Benton. Hence "Llnnton." In a letter to the Globe, Washington City, dated "Llnnton, Oregon, July 25, 1844." Mr. Burnett says: "I have no doubt but that this place will be the great commercial town in the terri tory. We are selling lots at $50 each, and sell them fast at that." GEORGE H. HIMES. Sermon on Economy, Grand Rapids (Mich.) Press. "Young man," said the reformer, as he approached a young man who stood on the edge of the sidewalk, smoking a cigar, "you should not smoke. If you .1 , . . -. 1 . .A n-iio.Ye D-imn H,v nwn aiuu L OlllUO jwu - a splendid touring car like that one standing in tne street. jju uu smoke?" asked the young man. "No. I do not," said the reformer proudly. "Well, do you own that touring car?" "No," admitted the reformer, "I do not" "Well, I do," said the young man. "Good day. Theodore Roosevelt Jack London Those are two names that head features in The Oregonian next Sunday. Colonel Roosevelt adds another installment to his "Chapters of a Possible Autobiography." It tells of school days and is replete with interesting details of the early life of "the greatest American." "Even Unto Death." is the title of a characteristic London story. London appears at his best in this tale of love and adventure 'in tho frozen north. " A $1,000,000 Polo Match This is a striking page feature of a rec ord polo game. Gibson Pictures The widow goes to a fancy-dress ball as Juliet. Custer's Last Fight This pic turesque' fight is described by the last Indian survivor, Chief White Man Runs Him. How to Be Beautiful Some in side information on the cosmetic game by Dr. Hirshberg. How the Flowers Bloom A beautiful color page with several columns of delightful and instruc tive reading matter. These are a few of a great array of special features. Order today of your newsdealer.