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Sieger Iiulldlns. c- San Francisco Office R. J- BldweU Co, T4S Market street , H. European Office No. 8 Regent treet a. W.. London PORTLAND. MOXDAI, FEB. 1". OPINIONS ON THE 6 INGLE TERM. The single, six-year term amend-'.- ment to the constitution encounters .! much criticism from the Eastern newspapers. Many attribute its sup : port by Republicans to desire to ex ? elude Roosevelt from the White House. - others to the same motive as against J Wilson, and say that it should be : amended so as not to apply to either ' Roosevelt, Wilson or Taft. Some say " It bespeaks distrust, of the people and ' ridicule fear of Caesarism. Unquali ' fled approval is the exception. ' -i Among those which Indorse the J amendment is the New York Tribune, '.' which says: ' The campaign of 1912 certainly gave all the point needed to the argument that a president can serve the country more sat isfactorily if custom does not require him to be a candidate for ren 'mlnatlon. The lengthening 01 a rrwiuem mru six years would give man a oetter oppur- ..niiv tn develon his nollcles and would protect him from the Importunities of those who now offer their aid toward renominat ing him. He would be far more Independ ent of Senators. Representatives and party leaders who take advantage of hia can-HiHa- tn wrve their own purposes. He could veto bills without any fear of alien ating personal support. Ho could be Pres ident in all that the term Implies from the day he entered the White House to the day he left It. It is not necessary to turn again and again to a few candidates. Admitting that there are in the ab stract good arguments for a single, six year term, the New York Evening Post accuses Senators of having "their eyes fixed rather, upon political mo tives." or "think of individuals." It predicts that In the House and in State Legislatures "immediate concern will be about not the theoretical merits, but the Immediate consequences of the proposed change." It pronounces the amendment in Its present form "vir tually ex post facto legislation," aimed directly at Roosevelt and having "the air of sharp practice." The Post sug gests that this be avoided by making the exclusion from a second term ap ply only to persons who "after the adoption of this amendment shall have held the office." The Post holds that. If ratified before 1916, the amendment would automatically extend Wilson's term to 1919, although the people had it in mind to elect him for only four years. On the other hand. It says, Wilson was entitled, "under our politi cal practice and under the law, to eight years in the Presidency, provided he succeeded In the first four." It predicts that the amendment in its present form will have small chance of ratification and that people will wish to make the change In such a way as "not to seem to be squinting at two men." Advocacy of a single term Is attrib- . uted by the New York Globe to fear of the people. That Journal maintains that "the great body of opinion Is strongly In favor of some form of re-eligibility, yet makes this' contra dictory admission: It is shown that a President, no matter what his original Intention, cannot help but devote himself to securing a renomlnatlon. ' Mr. Taft was really President tor less than two years. Since, until November, he was primarily a candidate. The desirability of restricting the President to one term haa been strikingly exemplified. The Globe concedes that. If there Is to be no' re-eligibillty, the term should be lengthened, but opposes perma nent ineligibility, contending that an ex-President may be the very man wanted. It suspects that some of those responsible for the form of the resolution desired to diminish its chances of ratification. The Rooseveltlan New York Mall storms against the amendment as an attempt to "limit the power of the American people, a Congressional ex pedient to weaken the power of the people and to consolidate that of the bosses." "What ever be the popular feeling" on the subject, says the New York Sun, the proposed change "should be made on the merits and without any refer .. ence to Individual ambitions or ca reers to be affected by it." It says . further: Would It not be well to .postpone the , ' change, should It be determined on. to a period beyond the prejudices, accidents and politics of the moment and the immediate S future? The Brooklyn Eagle expresses a hopo that the House will reject the amendment and quotes against It Hamilton's plea for re-eligibility, that a man whom "the ruling passion of the noblest minds" love of fame prompts to great undertakings would be deterred from seeking the Presi dency "when he foresaw that he must quit the scene before he could accom plish the work." The Eagle says this argument has never been logically met, that "the weakness of our government Is lack of continuity, the breaking off from one term to another"; and that "if the American people lack the civic virtue to get good government under the present plan, no change of me chanical system will make good the deficiency." Fear of Roosevelt Is ascribed to the supporters of the amendment by the Indianapolis Star, especially to "those undesirable citizens, high and low, that he denounced for their offenses against the common weal." It pro nounces trie amendment childish and cites against It the practice of Great Britain In utilizing the Nation's strongest men by alternating In power such men as Disraeli and Gladstone. In contrast to the Star, the Indian apolis News assumes that the' amend- ment was made to apply alike to Roosevelt, Taft and Wilson "in order to free the Senate from the suspicion of being moved by feelings of personal I hostility to Roosevelt." It declares v the amendment right, saying: There ought to be a constitutional limit on the tenure of this very powerful office. we think, too. that the country will be likely to get better service from men '. shielded against the temptation to seek re- election. And. of course, we should abso lutely exclude all possibility of m third term. The Senate has, we believe, correctly In terpreted pubUc opinion. The Chicago Record-Herald ear nestly hopes the House will adopt a resolution for a single, six-year-term, but says doubt exists whether the Works resolution would automatically extend Wilson's term and that the wording should be changed in the House in the interest of certainty and clearness. Opposition of party Progressives to the amendment Is taken by the Chi cago Inter Ocean as practical confes sion that "without Roosevelt the Pro. gressive' party would speedily fall to pieces." In reply to the argument that the Nation could not get rid of a bad President in less than six years, the Inter-Ocean says: "We have never elected a President who could rightly be called bad in any sense." It urges Republican Legislatures to con sider the real motive of-the Progres sives in opposing the amendment. Conceding that the Taft-Roosevelt struggle gives much to commend the single term principle, the Springfield Republican says a third term is easier to defeat "than a single term to de fend, but continues: The country Is probably disposed to p re servo the statue quo In this matter, inas much as the unwritten law against third terms, whether consecutive or non-consecu tive, was strengthened by tne result 01 tne last presldentlsl election. The six-year single term would be exposed to special objections, so long aa our present system of biennial Congressional elections is main tained and the executive -and legislative departments are kepr separate. The Republican thinks it were bet ter to have Taft pass on the amend' ment than Wilson and anticipates that Clark and Underwood's ambitions will prompt them to aid Its passage through the House, but holds that, if It should not be ratified, W llson'e right to be a candidate for a. second term would be unassailable, though he should urge his supporters in the House to favor it. The Boston Transcript finds In the Senate's action "the influence of that hysteria which sees 'Caesarism In every bush along the Nation's high way," but says: As a dam against Caesarism the amend ment would be made of paper. The real. sufficient protection against Caesarism. as Senator Lodge well said, 'Tests In tne character of the American people." It Is an essential condition of law-making In response to popular demand that the President and Congress should be In har mony. That harmony Is with difficulty reached even now. How much greater would be the difficulty if Instead of President and Congress being at odds for two years, the period of their dlfferenoe was extended to four or even six years: OVERLOADING. The Oregonian publishes herewith the comments of a friend in Eugene, who apparently has listened earnestly to the false logic of a few professed friends of direct legislation who seem determined to run it into the groundJ It la their favorite reply to every pro test: "But see how the members over load the Legislature " as if one abuse excuses another. Our correspondent says: Eugene. Or., Feb. 7. (To the Edltor.1 The Oregonian has reason to object to the overloading of the ballot with lawmaking propositions. Still there is the alternative of the Legislature with 925 bills, as reported in The Oregonian, yesterday 9251 The voters have ample time in which to inform themselves, then the propositions are not changed by amendment so the father of a bill may not know hia child on finality. J. tt. c Yet the Legislature, with 925 bills, is not an alternative either of a long or short initiative ballot; nor does the number of measures Introduced at Salem seem to affect In any way the number of measures submitted to the people. In 1912 the ballot carried a greater number of bills and amend ments than ever before. In 1913 the Legislators break the record of bills submitted for consideration. Overloading of the ballot Is an evil, and overloading of the House and Senate calendars Is a grievous mistake. But neither one excuses the other. Both ought to be corrected. PASS THE COMPENSATION BILL. The Legislature, after observation of the defeat In the past of road laws, ought to be thoroughly aware that divided opinion as to details among those committed to a certain move ment is almost, if not quite, as dis astrous to its success as division of opinion as to the wisdom of the main principle Involved. Just as the peo ple demand the enactment of work able road legislation, they desire the adoption of an ' adequate workmen's compensation law. The two issues are characteristic in the way they de velop controversy over methods and details. The chief danger that con fronts both is exaggeration of the importance of minor particulars. While it cannot be said with posi tive assurance that the compensation bill that has passed the House Is not susceptible of Improvement, the bill ought not to be sacrificed in the Sen ate because of controversial opinion over non-vital features. As it stands the bill embodies the virtues of fair ness to employer and employed; speedy compensation of the Injured; preservation of safety in employ ment; reduction in volume of court procedure, and average justice to all workmen in hazardous employment or their dependents. Mr. Day's Senate bill has its chief difference in the more ambitious scope of the measure. It Is compulsory in form, while the House bill is elective, and would therefore embrace all em ployers and employes Instead of a pro portion that accepted the principle of compensation. So far as success of ad ministration may be Involved we be lieve the Senate bill, were It to gain final enactment, would not reveal ma terial shortcomings, but there is a question as to whether the state is ready to accept a law so extensive in its application. The probability of a refentidum must be considered. The elective bill Is a long, long step toward relief from unequal Justice, ambulance chasing, overloading of court dockets and drains by other cen. ters of Oregon money for casualty in surance. While opposed by one ele ment In labor's ranks. It has the sup port of probably seventy-five per cent of the organized workmen. Its elec tive principle is a complete answer to those who oppose it solely on the theory that the present liability law is good enough, for the employe may. If he chooses, not come under the operation of the compensation law, but, if Injured, seek recourse In the courts with all the rights now given him under the liability law preserved. It is without doubt an anomaly to enact a law on the theory that it is for the general welfare and then. per mit any Individual to say whether or not he shall profit by it. But in this case the anomaly Is a strong shield against successful attack by the mis guided and prejudiced. The Oregonian Is not urging that no effort be made to Improve the elective bill by amendment, but it does believe that It should not be changed beyond recognition, or supply material for grinding the compromise hopper. Prac tical experience with compensation law is too meagre in America to cause friends of the principle to stickle over details. The state should have the best law It can get. It cannot likely get more than a conservative measure. The House bill Is that. ANOTHER MEXICAN CRISIS. While we have grown quite used to Mexican crises which threaten to end the government one day and evolve into smoke the next, yet the serious ness of this latest crisis is not to be minimized. Heretofore the national capital has been free of disorder. That alone enabled President Madero . to keep "up his programme of procrastin ation and prevarication. It was the one basis npon which he might rest his claims that revolution and chaos in Mexico would soon end. With at least part of his own army In revolt, with the gutters running red in the capital Itself, how can Madero longer maintain the bold front that appears to have been his one asset for many months past? He must have realized how serious had become Mex ico's plight. Yet he has repeatedly assured the world in general, and the United States In particular, that he had the situation well in nana ana that It had been misrepresented and magnified by selfish detractors who wanted his government overthrown. Events In Mexico during the next few days will be watched with the greatest interest, for that Ill-starred republic appears to be In grave and Immediate danger. With Madero a ad ministration tottering there Is no strong hand to take his place at the helm of the wildly-careening ship of state. If the present trouble leads to complete chaos, the burden of straight ening out the tangle will fail upon the United States.' If the Mexican peo ple, however, are moderate and prac tice restraint during the period of su preme trial of their government, an international crisis may be avoided. Leastwise It would seem that a day either of readjustment or of reckon ing with civilization is close at hand, LETTING THE FORESTS ROT. The Forest Service stands convicted by Its own confession of . being false to the policy of conservation it was created to maintain. Instead of reap ing the harvest of the forests, it al lows the harvest to rot. Instead of using the National forests as a club to protect the people against the ex actions of private timber land owners. it sells a smaller fraction at a price set practically by private owners. Instead of becoming a. source of revenue, it Is doing business at a loss. Forester Graves estimates that 348, 000,000.000 of the 697.478.000,000 feet of timber in the National forests is mature and over-mature, and that the annua! growth is 6,150,000,000 feet. yet last year he sold less than 800, 000,000 feet. That Is less than one- seventh of the annual growth and does not begin to touch the already ripe and over-ripe timber. As to the principle upon which sales are made, Mr. Graves says: The atumnage appraisal la based npon a close estimate of the cost of manufac ture and the market price of the product. It nermlta a fair operating profit to the pur. chaser on his actual Investment, but no mora It is, as nearly as the experts of the service can determine, the full market value of the timber where it stands. - "The full market value of the tim ber where It stands" must be the value fixed in the market of the great tim ber syndicates or it would be sold more rapidly. Government timber is certainly worth less than that in pri vate hands, for it is more remote from transportation, and cutting is surrounded by restrictions which pri vate owners do not impose. The Gov ernment should fix a price low enough to offset these disadvantages In the eyes of the logger and to offer strong Inducements for extension of transpor tation into the National forests. It should do more It should make the price low enough to break down the monopoly price set by the great syn dicates, to induce the erection of saw mills In the National forests Indepen dent of the lumber trust and to give the people the benefit of cheap lum ber. Were this policy pursued, not only the annual Increase would be har vested, but a large proportion of the mature timber as well; the forests would become a source of revenue and the timber barons would be brought to terms. The . growth of the young trees, which are now forever shadowed by the giants towering above them, would also be facilitated. The policy of the Forest Service Is not one of conservation; it is a policy of reservation. It does not so use the forests that they shall be preserved; it practically forbids their use, and allows them to decay. It is the policy of the miser, who hides his gold and counts it at midnight, gloating over its glitter. It is not the policy of the business man, who puts his gold to use that it may increase. It is to be hoped that President-elect Wilson will have clearly in mind, in selecting the men who shall administer the National domain, these words from the plat form on which he was elected: We believe In the conservation and the development for the nse of all the ' people of tne natural resources oi tne country. FREE SHIPS AND SUBSIDIES. Disappointment Is expressed in some quarters, pleased surprise in others, that the admissitn of foreign- built ships to American register has not been followed by extensive Ameri can purchases of foreign ships; also by depression in American shipyards. The Government has received inquiries as to the manner of transferring for eign ships to American register, but no application for transfer has been made. The expected depression in shipbuilding, has not come, for the prospective Increase In coastwise trans-isthmian traffic to follow com pletion of the Panama Canal has caused a boom which keeps all the yards busy. The canal law, however, has been in operation only six months and the ocean-carrying trade Is too. new to the great majority of American capitalists for us to pass Judgment safely on so brief an experience. Men who contem plate engaging tn foreign commerce must consider not only the first cost of ships. They must also compare cost of operation under American law with that under foreign law. They must seek out routes, learn what rates of freight and what volume of traffic are In prospect and must make connec tions and establish agencies. They have barely had time to make the nec essary preliminary study of their pro posed enterprise and they wisely go slowly In embarking on a new venture. The cost of operating ships should not alarm American investors. While our laws require that officers be American citizens, whose scale of wages ranges higher than that of foreign officers, sailors can be hired anywhere at going rates. The differ-: ence In cost should therefore not be prohibitive. The shipbuilders have apparently abandoned hope of subsidy and have settled down to business. They are already discovering that . shlpbulld lng naturally stimulated by the build Ing of the canal will prove a far greater and more lasting boon to them than any subsidies Congress might be Induced to dole out to them. With free material they are relieved from any burden the tariff might impose and the time may come when they will glory In their Independence of artificial aid and will Bcorn the very mention of subsidy. BOARDS FOR EVERYTHING. There are some trades and pro fessions of which a large proportion of the public is patron that do not In volve the safety, health or morals of the community. Regulation by the state is asked by some of these strictly private occupations. The music- teachers want it, and so do the ac countants, and the electrical-workers. The barbers already have It. It is no doubt annoying, and cer talnly expensive, to discover that one's electric -wiring has been placed in his house in an Ineffective manner. But It Is also annoying and expensive to learn that one's brick-mason has built the fireplace so it will not draw; that his roofer has put In leaky work; that his window-washer did not know how to clean the glass; that the- movers damaged his household goods; that his washer-woman soaked his fine shirts in the suds with the gardener's red un derwear; that his tailor has failed to provide a good fit; that his stenog rapher changes the meaning of his business letters, and so on through all the every-day cares and Incidents of life. If one is to be regulated why not all? Why not boards of examiners or registration for the mason, the roofer, the window-washer, the mover, the washer-woman, the tailor and the stenographer? Such Is the logical outcome of pa ternalism begun without reason other than that the occupation over which Its fostering care Is to be directed Is, or threatens to be, Invaded by Incom petents. But we do not believe that fraud In occupations can be corrected by the state assuming that a large proportion of its people are impostors, and that the general public must be protected from its own gullibility. One great difficulty with the reser- vationlsts is that they are so enamored of trees wherever found that they fall to recognize occasions where trees are a liability Instead of an asset . That is the case with a settler on land in accessible for logging, but valuable for farming, once the timber is off. To that settler the timber is an en cumbrance to be got rid of, like weeds. The reservatlonlsts surround any tree anywhere with a sort of sanctity. In some places trees answer the famous definition of dirt "matter in the wrong place." A Chicago Judge declares Chicago Jails are too filthy to be occupied, yet the sterenuous life of Chicago keeps them crowded. As these are, so to speak, the points of original entry. common decency demands something better. The brother of the woman victim touched the match to the pyre of the negro in Mississippi Saturday. A lynching seems the height of cruelty at long range, but the blood lust runs riot in contemplating the laws delay. Judges are advised by Chief Justice Olson, of the Chicago Municipal Court, to study anthropology and criminal psychology. . A liberal sauce of com mon sense and knowledge of the world should flavor these sciences. The Washington Legislature is mak. lng a mistake In placing a bounty on crows and magpies. These scavengers of the field may do a little damage at times, but more than repay It in the good work they perform. The status quo which our warships are to preserve in Central. America Is precisely what the turbulent people of that region do not want. Their chief Joy is to change any status which may be established. The new SI notes will be out in eighteen months, much smaller In size, but with the full purchasing power. A dollar, big or little, Is a dollar any where, with Uncle Sam behind It. Unable to drive back the Bulgarians from the Tchataldja lines, the Turks must now submit to seeing Arianople starved out or taken by assault. Prirlpnt-lprrt Wilson savs he may cut his Inaugural aaaress to zuuu. Then how are the weary to woric In little nap on a strenuous day Tf there should be many more in dictments among the New York police, ho will remain to carry on "tne sys tem ?" A hospital for Inauguration-day in ebriates is being installed in Washing ton. Of course, there will be a ladies' ward. Voir TT'ne-Iand vanta to nut feet under the Cabinet table, but like some other regions, cannot tell whose feet. Sixty-nine new doctors having been passed by the state board, a. few epi demics of some sort would help. Apple green is the latest fashionable sVinrlo Must be Intended to match ihe ultra-fashionable mentality. There Is not much mifltarlsm in using Boy Scouts to aid tne sick ana injured on Inauguration day. One would not know the state was in need until reading the list or ap propriations asked. Get ready for the Spring maneuvers on the southern border. Strike of electrical workers will shock somebody. The price of sugar has gone down. How careless! Word Pronounced. SHERWOOD, Or., Feb, 7. (To the Editor.) Please give the proper pro nunciation of the following words: 1) Sacajawea, Indian squaw's name. 2) Madame Curie, discoverer of ra dium. (3) Chlco, a town in California. IMOGEXE L. ROSS. (2) Sack-a-Ja-wee-a; accent oh fourth syllable. (2 Ku-ree; accent on second syl lable. (3) Chee-ko; accent on first syllable. CONTINGENCIES IN BRIDGE PLAN Oct ails om Which Interstate Brldse Hangs Are Criticised. VANCOUVER. Wash-, Feb. 6. (To the Editor.) From all reports that the interstate bridge committee has given out it appears that the modus operandi tor raising the bridge fund 1b: That Oregon and Washington shall each pro vide one-half the cost which will prob ably amount to $2,000,000; that the State of Washington appropriate JoOO.OOO on condition that Clarke Coun ty "make up the balance." This is a very Indefinite proposition, to say the least. The "balance" might be (250,000, $000,000 or any other sum. Is this intended as a "rider" to defeat the bridge .appropriation? Can an undertaking of this magnitude be suc cessfully launched on a contingency whereby no appropriation could be available until Clarke (or any other county) should bond itself for the "balance." which might be any sum. Knot less than $500,000? So we have this chain: Oregon s appropriation will be contingent on Washington's; Wash ington s contingent on Clarke County raising one-fourth the cost of the bridge. Suppose the voters of Clarke County should turn this proposition down. What then? No bridge for another two years. And there are other things to con aider. This is to be an interstate bridge on an lnter-natlonal highway, and what is there about it of so much benefit to Clarke County that it should be expected to meet one-fourth the cost of construction? This bridge will not be of so much advantage to Clarke County as It will to Portland, Seattle, the streetcars, and the automobile traffic. Vancouver will get some local benefit, but she will be only a way- station on the lnter-natlonal highway as she Is today on the trans-continental railroads. The talk about farmers driving teams from Clarke County to Portland with produce is all folly, except It be a few market gardeners. A farmer living within six or eight miles of Vancouver could make but one trip a day, whereas, he could make two trips to Vancouver and ship by boat at less expense, be sides marketing his crop in half the time. If living more than eight miles out he could not. If he would, market his crops In Portland by team. Tha great jams of pedestrians and automo biles we see pictured at the Vancouver ferry, waiting in line for hours to cross, is not composed of producers trying to get to market, but consists almost exclusively or persona on out ings, or pleasure trips. While these events and the growing intercourse between the two states make the bridge a necessity. It does not follow that Clarke County should bear an unjust share of the expense. The proposition as it now stands means $19.23 per capita for Clarke County, to say nothing of the Interest; 43 cents for the State of Washington, direct levy, no Interest, and $6.63 for Multnomah County If she raises, as Is proposed, $1,600,000 one-third of this probably for approaches; so Clarke County would pay about three times what Multnomah would, per capita, and near 45 times what the State of Wash ington would; yet, the state has 76 times the property valuation of Clarke County.- Why not excuse Washington entirely? W. A. CATES. STILL PURSUING THE RARA AVIS Quest (or One-Legged Chinaman Falls, but Mule Problem Promises Solution. PORTLAND, Feb. 9. (To the Editor.) While The Oregonian Is publishing let ters from parties In South Dakota and Idaho, written by people who claim to have seen dead gray mules, I am sim ply deluged with letters from all parts of the country giving particulars of the cases where the writers had the privilege of looking upon the remains of gray mules. After SO years of inquiry, in which I never even heard of a man who had seen a dead gray mule. I employ The Oregonian, and find scores of men who have seen dead gray mules and were fo Impressed by the singularity of the sight that they are now able to give the facts concerning the life and death of the Missouri roadsters. The Oregonian is entitled to the credit for clearing up the disputed question, and the fact that men from seven states have answered the pub llshed letters Is proof positive of a wide circulation and almost National nonularity for The Oregonian. It has been my intention, snouia 1 ever locate the man who had Been a dead gray mule, to make a pilgrimage to his abode and learn of him the things that enrich the world, but as the num bers reporting promise to become mul titudinous I will have to abandon that Dart of my project. However, I am sending to each man reporting lor a detailed statement of the circumstances which ended the days of the gray mule and when these are to hand I will re veal the Importance of the question. As stated in another letter last week. I received word from Astoria of a one legged Chinaman. I was much pleased to think my labors had been rewarded and at once set out to verify the re port Arriving at Astoria, I looked up my Informant, who proved to be "Old Dode" Latham. He is undoubtedly gifted with a queer sense of humor, for he frankly admitted that there was no such thing as a one-legged China man and that he wrote me in the ex pectatlon that I would come to Astoria and give him the pleasure of looking upon a new sort of freak. He appeared to be satisfied. We got palong swim mlngly "Dode and I. Seeing that I took the Joke in good spirit, "Old Dode" became talkative to this extent. He said, "Son, there Is no such thing as a one-legged Chinaman. There Is a Chinaman at Roseburg who lost both feet by the application of lime as a cure for rheumatism. That's what comes of taking fool advice. Ana, furthermore, ne contmuea, you will never find a man who has seen a dead gray mule. A mule never takes any fool advice, and a gray mule has sense enough to turn white before he dies. B"t there ain t any law, as yet that prohibits you from trying to find the rara avis, and I ain't saying you could be In better business, for after all's said and done, what you're doing Is just as Important as a lot of other things that folks pay good money to learn." So, considering what "Old Dode" gave out. It doesn't appear that my trip to Astoria was so unprofitable as some trips I have made. Anyway, I'm glad I met "Old Dode" Latham. In the meantime has anyone seen a one-legged Chinaman? ROBERT G. DUNCAN, 649 East Forty-ninth street. "Hobble" Steps for Cars. Albany Cor. New York World. Trolley cars In Albany- are to be equipped 'with "hobble" steps. This means the steps will be lowered suffi ciently to enable women who affect skirts that are skimpy at the bottom to get on and off without making a too generous display of hosiery. The change follows many letters of complaint from women received by General Manager Hamilton, of the Unit ed Traction Company. "If you could only lower the nrst step about three inches," read one of these etters. "there wouldn't be as much oc casion for masculine rubbering as there Is now." This seemed like a perfectly reason able suggestion," said Manager Hamil ton today. Tests were made and we found that a. three-Inch alteration would do the trick." A . Difference In Finance. Kansas City Star. His Father M'boy, I made my mil lion with only a common school edu cation. The Son But it takes a college edu cation to know how to spend 1L 1 THE TROCBLES OF A WATER USER. Adventure In Farina; Monthly Tax Are Vividly Recounted. PORTLAND, Feb. 7. (To the Edi tor.) So glad am I to find that someone has had the nerve to voice a protest to at least one of the numerous Indignities heaped upon us by the city water department that I want to lend my support to the cause. Personally I bave not had the par ticular difficulty experienced by the writer referred to, but with a multi tude of others I have been obliged to go through a series of stunts at the water office, after a manner that would lead one to believe he had be come a dog In a trained animal show, doing tricks for the master to gain his paltry reward. When first I heard that a new system was to be Inaugurated. I felt a certain amount of pride In the progresslveness of our public officers. But alas! I now see it was only the substitution of a badly tangled lot of theoretical red tape for true and tried common sense. When I called at the office to pay my bills, the cashier Informed me that he could not accept my money for any place unless) I had a bill for It. "But," said I. "you didn't send me any bills, except the one for my own residence." He referred me to the bill clerk. This individual replied that the bills had all been mailed and that I would get mine In due time. I complained that I had other things to do than to pas water rates, whereupon he Informed me that I could pay at any of the places listed on the back of the bills. So I waited several days but no bills came. At last, fearing they would turn the water off, I .went to the near est agency listed and tendered my money. There I was told I would have to go to the main office as they could accept payment only for the first 10 davfl and for the other places named I could pay If I had tha bills, but could not otherwise. . Witn a vivid recollection of an ar ticle in The Oregonian telling how much the "improved system" would save to the tapayers In car fare alone, I once more went to the water of fice. I applied to the Information de partment, and was there referred to tha oilling department Here I stated my troubles and asked for duplicate oills. The clerk brought forth soma fcrms fully halt a -yard lonij and Ihen loined a scors of clerks who seemed to keep up a regular Marathon around a lot of tables laden with books. While I waited I left some better, for I found I was not alone in my complaints. A dozen others were telling of their troubles at the same time. At least the particular clerk to whom I had applied returned with the desired bills and Instructed me to take the:n to the cashier. I did so, but noticed one was for 10 tlmos as much as I had ver paid before. When I protested I was tuld to go to the complaint depart ment. Here I waited for several min utes, and when at last I was permitted to state my grievances, the clerk said he would have my meter reread, and for me to come back the next day. Of course If paying water rate3 m teft'ies with one's business, he should quit the business, so I resigned to the inevitable and returned at the ap pointea lime. The clerk consulted first one book and then another and at last cald he would have to see the Inspection department. That dope, be said he was sorry, but the meter reader had neglected to hand in the new reading and I had better call the next day. My thoughts were not of the won derful advance made In office systems, but of the good old days when common- sense reigned. When I reached home one of my tenants for whom I had been trying so hard to pay the water tax rang me up and said she had Just received a notice from the collection department of the water company stating that the water would be turned off If not paid at- once. I tried to explain, but my tenant was angry, and I was unable to relish my supper. The next morning I once more went to the "Temple of System" and tried to pay my bill. The bill had been so obviously wrong that I destroyed it and so was obliged to "Jump over" and get another. It was for the same amount and the clerk explained I would have to get a credit slip for the difference and for me to take the bill with his notation to the next window. In time the credit was made and I was told to take them back to the cashier. At last he took my money and receipted my bills. It Is time something was done to abolish this outrageous condition. If anyone thinks It is a saving to the taxpayers. Just let him take a look Into the water office. For every dollar's worth of books In the past there Is now a hundred dollars' worth; there are twice as many clerks as before; enough mechanical devices to till a machinery hall; and other things in proportion. TAXPAYER. , SELF HELP FOR FREED COXVICTS Writer Would Provide Prison Schools and Educational Test for Release. HOOD RIVER, Or Feb. 8. (To the Editor.) What to do with our freed convicts Is a grave question and cer tainly the present plan Is a failure. From the moment a man is deprived of his liberty, the state, in charge of him, should try In every way to change his former lines of thought and action. If he has no trade he should have one, or If he Is already proficient in any line, he can help In the teaching of others. He should be so trained in studies and a trade that when his time expires he can have a good recommendation In some line of Industry. Let hia release be conditional .on his ability to pass certain examinations In bis studies and his work. If a committee taken from the churches and Y. M. C. As of the state could be formed and the superintend ent of the penitentiary could say to thls committee. "I have so many men whose terms are to expire on such dates; they have all passed the eighth grade examination; they all have a trade one a cook, one a plumber, one a cabinet-maker, another a scientific farmer, etc., and I believe all of these men will make good; will you see to getting them positions and that they are given a fair chance and look well after them until they have gotten in to settled habits T' If we could have such a committee that would keep in touch with this unfortunate class, and try to Instill into their minds that their debt is paid, and they are en titled to a fresh start, there would be some hope of these same ones pot get ting back there again. . If a man shows decided criminal tendencies' after he has had a fail show to make good and has to be sent back to some penal institution, then It should be for life, and he should be made as useful as possible to the state. There is no need of adding to the state's expenses by allowing more trials. The money could be better used by helping others who have not al ready forfeited their chance. If our present Legislature wouia vote enough money to maintain a trade school in the penitentiary and before a man was turned out be could be proficient In some line of work, they would be doing the criminal class a great good. Let the teachers be taken from among their own number If pos sible. The Lord hasten the day when we can ubo as much sense about human beings as about criminals, and there la so much more need of them. I bope Gov ernor West may Bee hia ideas carried out about degenerates, feeble-minded, those with criminal tendencies and, above all, the insane. Then will the workers for humanity be getting at the right end of the lever. There la a big army of thoughtful men and women back of him In this movement. I HOWE. Prun ng Song By Dean Collins. (To be sung by committees of both Houses.) Come Into the garden, boys. The garden of blooming bills; Come into the garden, boys. For the riot of documents fills The taxpayers' hearts with consterna tion. With teeming demands for appropria tion. And wildly their warning thrills. Whether Impending debt. Or fear of the popular rage Should urge us our knives to whet. In the pruning task to engage. That matters little, the moment calls For the shears and gloves and the overalls And the snip of the knife, you bet. Nine times a million bones Measures the big demand. So spite of the lobbies' moans We gather the bills In hand. And slashing away right merrily We prune in the name of the treasury And heed not the dying groans. Gladly we slash and rip, Shaving them down somehow; From these bills and those we snip Several hundred "thou." "Twist the public lip, when it thirsts for cash, And the coin, there's many a. slip and splash And we must provide that slip. Truly, of course, we'd love To let them by as they stand. But necessity gives us a shove And we gather our knives in hand And what we leave, when our task la done. Still the gauntlet stern must run, 'Neath the veto ax of the Gov. Trimming them one by one. In the garden of blooming bills, We'll weep and our tears will run Regretful. In limpid rills; And we will chant In a sorrowful tune, "It hnrts our feelings to have to prune But somehow it has to be done." Portland. February 9. Half a Century Ayo From The Oregonian of February 10, 1S6.1. The Mountaineer says that the board of trustees of the city of Dalles have given to H. D. Green and his associates the privilege of laying gas pipes along various streets on condition that they shall light the city free of charge fot two years. A captain of the Confederate Kavv has been in Victoria trying to purchast a steamer called the Thames, but for lack of money did not consummate the purchase. His purpose evidently was to capture the San Francisco treasure ship on her way to Panama. The Circuit Court of Multnomah County adjourned yesterday. The fol lowing are the names of the grand Jurors: J. C Franklin, foreman; A J. Remington, J. M. Strowbridge, Pem broke Gantt, A. C. King, C. E. Hodg klns and Daniel Gradon. Nashville, Jan. 29. Another fleet of 28 transports arrived today. They were fired on by guerillas above the shoals. The gunboats shelled the guerillas, who then retired. Liverpool, Jan. 16. French official documents show that mediation in American affairs was postponed in consequence of the refusal of England and Russia to join France, but the Em peror has not refrained from acquaint ing the Washington Government that he Is still ready to mediate, provided the American Government desires it. Twenty-five Years Ago From The Oregonian of February 10, 18SS. Washington, Feb. 9. Paul Schulic. land agent of the Northern Pacific Railway Company, appeared before the House commltttee on public lands to day and expressed his opinion In re gard to the bill being framed chang ing the land laws. Washington, Feb. 9. Senator Dolph reported favorably to the Senate today his bill to prevent obstruction to nav igable streams, which prohibits the dumping of garbage and refuse. Washington, Feb. 10. Representative Hermann has secured the Insertion Into the new land bill of the main features of his bill, which allows a second home stead entry to those who fall to con summate their original entry through any cause except abandonment or sale. The Astorlan has Interviewed Hon C W. Fulton, who has been mentioned as a possible candidate for Congress. Ha "positively and unequivocally declines to allow his name to be used In con nection with the nomination." Imnressive services In memory of the late Dr. William H. Watklns were held In the lecture-room of the Taylor Street M. E. Church last evening. Dr. George H. Chance read the resolutions passed at the quarterly conference ot the church. The response was made by Hon John F. Caples. Dr. C. H. Hall read resolutions passed by the faculty of the medical department of Wil lamette University. H. W. Scott spoke. New Park Theater Richards Prln gle's minstrels began a short season at this house last evening. The Postoffice at East Portland has been removed from Raffety"s building on J street to Fourth street, near I. This takes the office some distance further away from the Stark-street ferry. Hon. D. P. Thompson writes from Osyoot on the Nile that he will leave Liverpool by the first steamer In May. Three passenger stations are to be erected on the line of the Portland & Willamette Valley Railway, one at South Portland, one at Fulton and the other at the White House. A new ferryboat is to be built at once for the Columbia River at Van couver. How Two Nations Legislate. NEW BERG, Or., Feb. 6. (To the Editor.) I read an item in The Orego nian. February 1, saying that the British Board of Trade had ordered all sea-going ships equipped with life-savine- annllances for all on board and that the necessity for such a law had taken nearly a year to soajc into John Bull's head, but that his cousin Sam had passed a law to that effect some time ago. . This 1s truly a good word-picture and certainly portrays admirably the char acteristics of the two nations, but to my mind ihe picture la not quite com plete and I would like to add a little more to it. Take John Bull after the Idea has at last permeated his thick skull he makes a law. He makes the law so plain that even the shipowners under stand It. They also understand they must obey it. You will doubtless find all British ships equipped according to the law's requirements. Now as to Uncle Sam It does not take him long to catch on and the law is made at once. Then be Is so busy making some more laws that he for gets all about It and it takes about ten years thoroughly to soak Into his brain that he has such a law and that It should be put In force. Then he ap points some political boss or the New York police to oversee the enforcement of It. I will leave it to the imagination of the reader to complete the picture. Z. L. CHAMBERLAIN,