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Eastern Bualnea Office Verre Conk tlln New York. Brunswick buUdln. Chl "ti(to, Stcger bulldlnr. tmm Franrfeco Office R. J. Bldwell Co.. :742 Market street. - European Office No. . Recent stret. 8. - W.. LvoduD. ; PORTLAND, SATrRDAV. JAN. tS. 191. 7 THE CORVALLIS EXTENSION WORK. ' The educational work carried on by .the Agricultural College is so im mensely Important that the Legisla ture ought not to hesitate for a mo .nient to support it liberally. There 'should be no question whether the .'Agricultural College is receiving more or less money than other institutions. , Such a view of the matter is unworthy ;of intelligent lawmakers. The only -pertinent question is. "What does this "great and fundamentally necessary in stitution need to carry on its work in jthe best manner?" Nor should there be any comparison between its "extension work" and that luf other institutions. There Is no re lation whatever between the plans and -purposes of the Corvallis faculty and -those of other schools. The Agricul tural College aims at immediate prac tical benefit to the people of the state. It is seeking to do for Oregon what the Agricultural faculties have done for Wisconsin, Iowa and Kansas. The "purpose is to improve agricultural methods, to teach the doctrines of seed selection, scientific tillage, mod ern fruit culture, profitable marketing and the like. These purposes of the Agricultural . t'ollege should be considered by the Legislature strictly on their own mer its, without reference to the demands of other schools, and they should be supported in proportion to their use . fulness for the present and the future. The Agricultural College has already proved itself to be a great wealth pro ducer in Oregon, as similar colleges have been elsewhere. Adequately sup ported in its various lines of work, it may become an enormously greater wealth producer. The knowledge which it teaches goes directly to the sources of prosperity. If all the farmers of Oregon could Attend the college at Corvallis it would be an excellent thing for them. But they cannot. Those who need the in struction of the college most are the very ones who will, not or cannot go to receive it. The college must go to them with its scientific teaching In dairying, fruitgrowing, seed selection and soil study. This is the purpose of the extension courses. Properly sup ported, these courses will become the most beneficial part of the college work. That has been the case m other states and it will certainly be the case here. Extension courses in agriculture cost a good deal of money, but they pay heavy returns. There is no better in vestment for the public funds. Exper ience has demonstrated this fact so conclusively that it needs no argument. The Agricultural College is ambitious to carry Its message of improved farm ing to every community In the state. It Is especially ambitious to introduce better conditions in remote sections far from railroads and markets. These are the places where instruction is most needed. On the other hand, it costs a great deal more to reach them -than districts easily accessible. By passing the Agricultural College bill for an extension fund the Legis lature will simply be doing its plain duty to those sections of the state where conditions have heretofore been unfavorable. Every reasonable man desires to see the entire state made as productive and prosperous as possible. Olve the Agricultural College an ade-,-.--.. ,.,'ni'nn '-ind and the work of development will go forward with ac . .-i.cu r.tpMity. , WHY AU. THIS MIL.LAB.VLOO. Secretary Knox's reply to the Brit ish protest against the Panama Canal law whittles the points in dispute down so small that one is inclined to exclaim: "Why all this hullabaloo?" Knox shows the British case to rest partly on conjecture and suspicion as to what might result from exempting our coastwise ships, partly on misap prehension of the basis on which tolls were fixed and leaves the protectants little ground to stand on. The offer to revive the Knox - Bryce arbitration treaty for the purpose of adjusting any questions which cannot be settled by diplomacy proves the entire good faith if this Nation and puts to shame those who have been clamoring for a pan icky retreat on the whole controversy by voluntary repeal of the exemption clause of the canal law. That would be a confession oV bad faith so humili ating that no self-respecting Nation could make it. Kjiox's dispatch places on the de fensive those men who have been cry ing from the housetops that the canal law has made us treaty-breakers; that our conduct gives other Nations good cause to send us to Coventry as a peo ple false to its word, on whom no treaty is binding. Men who thus give aid and comfort to another Nation with which we are engaged In a diplo matic controversy show, a poor quality of patriotism. It behooves us all, as patriotic Americans, to stand by our Government as a unit when controver sies with other Nations arise: to as sume that Congress and the President acted as they did in the honest belief, after mature deliberation, that we were within our treaty rights: to as sume also that, if any error had been committed, it had been committed honestly and would be corrected by diplomacy, or as a last resort by arbi tration. It ill becomes Senator Root, who has himself been in charge of our foreign relations, to embarrass his successor by furnishing ammunition to the Brit ish. As for the newspapers which voice the sentiments of Eastern financiers, nothing better could be expected of them. When the interests of these men coincide with those of a Nation with which we are engaged in controversy, we can always trust them to place their money-bags before their country. That is why they are so generally dis trusted in the country at large and why their opinions have weight in in verse ratio to the size of their fortunes. Had not the interests of Canadian railroads in poaching on American commerce been adversely affected, there would have been no British pro test. Had not American financiers seen that toll exemption would in tensify water competition with trans continental railroads, they would not have backed the protest. The con troversy is not really between the American and British Governments; it is between the American people on the one side and the railroads, Cana dian and American, on the other, which are using the British Govern ment to fight their battles. A QUESTION OF DISCIPLINE. The teachers in the Lincoln School, or in any other school, have full au thority under the law of the land to require their pupils to wear proper attire. As moral guides standing in loco parentis they may prescribe what garments may be worn at school and what may not. . As we understand it, the Lincoln School faculty have mere ly counseled their students not to sport extravagant finery, but they might legally have gone a great deal farther. Just as a boy's father may lawfully forbid him to exhibit himself in gorgeous raiment, so may his teach er. The courts have uniformly held that the teacher's authority in par ticulars of this kind is coextensive with that of the parent. Indeed it is greater. Judges recog nize that parents are far more likely to be foolishly indulgent than teach ers and therefore they always encour age school authorities to go to the limit in regulating the morals and manners of the young. The Lincoln High School -boys who went to school in overalls and boots no doubt expect ed to turn wholesome advice Into ridi cule. Perhaps they hoped to nip in the bud the very sensible movement among the girls to get rid of outland Ishly expensive habits of display. Whatever their motives may have been, these youths showed themselves to be very young indeed in mind, if not in body. Their brains must de velop for many, many years before they attain to fair degree of common sense. One might almost believe they had taken their, cue from a village school we know of not far from Port land. This is a high school not so large as the Lincoln, but large enough to have frisky young men among the pupils. Two of these "smart Alecks" appeared ons morning in overalls, high boots and such cowboy "fixings" as they could lay their hands on. The superintendent very properely sent them home forthwith and told them not to come back until they could dress decently. Have the Lincoln boys heard of this escapade and did they fancy their teachers would have less moral cour age in dealing with them than the superintendent of the village -school? If they did think so they have discov ered their mistake. Probably, how ever, we may see in this episode one of the evil consequences Of the fra ternity system which flourishes almost unchecked in the Portland schools. The main effect of these societies Is to encourage snobbery and rebellion. If the teachers would stamp them out as vigorously as they have dealt with the- cowboy incident it would be an excellent thing for themselves nnd for the pupils. VALIDITY OF COMPENSATION ACT. One of the criticisms of the work men's compensation bill advanced by Representative Parsons is worth con sideration by the Judiciary committee at Salem, not wholly because it raises a constitutional question, but largely in the Interest of preserving the fullest measure of Justice toward the employe. Mr. Parsons contends tnat sec tion 32 of the bill constitutes the commission that administers the com pensation fund into a court by pro viding that the determination of the commission shall be final with respect to the allowance or disallowance of claims as to all questions of fact, thereby infringing on the constitu tional right of trial by jury. In the Washington law, which In many respects is similar to the Oregon draft, the right of court review as to questions of fact is preserved, but in matters of discretion lodged with the commission the determination of that body is final. There are several principal questions of fact that might arise in considering a claim for award presented to the commission. One might be as to whether the injured workman was in the class to which the law applied. If denied compensation on that ground the employe would have a remedy in court under the liability law, which is preserved as to classes of employment other than those enumerated in the act. But there are other questions .of fact where the ruling of the commis sion would be final. These would in clude: (1) Whether the injured per son was employed in the industry or establishment in which he was in lured." (2) Whether the accident oc curred in the course of his employ ment; and perhaps others. The bill as it stands would not give relief to the Injured workmen deprived of com pensation by an arbitrary or unjust commission on these grounds. But in any event the defect is one that may be remedied, by an amendment of a few words and does not wholly con demn the act. Mr. Pacsons' other objection does not seem well founded. He avers that the elective contract under which workmen affected by the act must come is void, as being against policy, because the men are required to sign away their right for damages for in juries before the cause of action arises. But they do not sign away a right. They merely contract to accept one right in lieu of another the right of compensation fixed by law in lieu of right of recovery under the liability act. For a number of years the laws of Oregon contained a statutory limita tion on the amount that might be re covered for death from injury. It was observed in countless cases. If there is any difference between a limitation on the amount of damages a jury may assess and a limitation on the amount of compensation that may be awarded we fail to discern it. If right of court review is granted on the question of the amount of compensation the in jured workman Is entitled to under the provisions of the act, as it should be, the limitation is no different in its constitutional aspects from the one that formerly existed. A levy en masse of the Turkish peo ple may follow the change of adminis tration and may cause an outbreak of religions and race" hatred which only foreign intervention at Constantinople can quell. If Turkey should renew the war. the old saying, "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad," would apply, for Russia is almost sure to join the Balkan allies and to assist them in totally extinguishing Turkish power, not only in Europe, but in Asia as well. Russia's threats suggest that she does not anticipate interference from any other power. BUSTLES AND TAILS. Travelers are constantly making dis coveries in remote parts of the earth which remind us of the near kinship between the most civilized and the most savage races of mankind. One who has recently penetrated into Northern Nigeria reports that he has found a people who wear tails. Biologists taught us long ago that every human being carries under the integument at the end of his spinal column a rudimentary tail which is an inheritance from the days when we were quadrumana and dwelt in trees. The tail was extremely useful in climb ing, since it could be wrapped round a branch while the wearer swung him self about by his hands and feet. A3 civilization developed and housts re placed trees as habitations the tail naturally dwindled and the nutriment which it had required was diverted to ether organs, presumably to the bran and conscience. But, as we have re marked already, the rudiments of the tail are possessed by all of us and no doubt under proper stimulus It would reappear in its former luxuriance. The people of Nigeria dwell in houses and therefore they have not preserved the natural tail any more than Europeans or Americans. As we know from biology, it is the function which produces the organ, and these people long ago abandoned tree-climbing. Their appendages, like our fash ionable bustles, are purely ornamental and they are worn in about the same position. The difference between them and our posterior attachments is really one of name rather than of use and appearance. Scientists call the Ni gerian bustle a tail and we call the Caucasian tail a bustle. That is about all the difference. We forgot to mention that the or nament is worn only by the Nigerian women. The men are headhunters who delight in slaying their neighbors for their skulls, which are kept in long rows on the mantel and considered highly artistic if they are properly scraped and polished. Their calling being more or less risky, they keep themselves as free from handholds as they can. Hence they leave the cul tivation of the tail to the females, as our men do the bustle. A wealth of Interesting information on this subject may be found in the Geographical Magazine for last December. BANISHING SHYLOCK. The New York authorities have de cided to exclude Shakespeare's "Mer chant of Venice," at least partially, from the public schools. Principals are allowed some liberty in the matter, but it is understood that on the East Side, where the Jews are numerous, the book will not be used. The reason of the move is, naturally, to spare the sensibilities of the Jewish children. Shylock's character is not supposed to flatter the race to which he belongs. If this principle is to be followed in other cities with respee.t to all the races domiciled in the United States, one may feel some apprehensions over the consequences. Where shall books be found which are free from all racial objections? Even Mark Twain, who is a veritable fountain of tolerance, rails at the German language, which to many children of the Fatherland is more precious than their own souls. Rudyard Kipling, who is not a -fountain of tolerance, calls the Germans all sorts of Bad names. And so it goej. It may turn out that we shall hav? to write a new literature for use in the public schools in order to get reading matter free from all slurs and slights upon our citizens of foreign lineage. This becomes all the more likely when we remember that the Jews are not the only people who have shown sensitiveness about literary libels. "Un cle Tom's Cabin" has not always been a welcome guest in Southern theaters. Not a great while ago a play had to be withdrawn in New Tork because it offended the Irish. Indeed, touchiness of this kind seems to be on the in crease and we show a growing readi ness to bow to it. Ten years ago our National authorities would not have dreamed of excluding Mr. Mylius from America for 'slandering the King of England, but he is warned off now and the deed is done because we wish to spare British sensibilities. Interna tional comity is becoming admirably tender in this direction. If It would only catch up along some other lines the millennium would not be far off. So far as Snylock is concerned, one might perhaps suggest that the New York Jews have been more sensitive than there was real occasion for. Shakespeare did not intend him for a type of the race. That he is a true picture of an individual who has been rather common in the course of his tory nobody who has any regard for truth would deny. But, on the other hand, this unamlable individual is no more Jewish than he is French or Ger man or Yankee. Every race has its misers and they are a good deal alike on the stage and off it. Shylock is the best depicted miser In ali literature. The circumstance of his being labeled "Jew" is unlucky, because the New York Jews are Just beginning to feel the glory and pride of liberty after their Russian expe riences, and, as might be expected, they are quick to resent anything that looks like a slight. But for one or two facts Shylotk might Just as well have been labeled "Englishman" as "Jew," for the English miser displays precisely the same traits. So does the American, though perhaps our Rocke fellers and Carnegies have intensified some of Shylock's meaner qualities. They certainly have added to them a sickening imitation of generosity, of which the old Jew would have been ashamed. Shakespeare had some good reasons, as we have intimated, for making the typical miser of his day a Jew. They would not hold good now, but at that time they were obtrusively manifest to everybody. The Jews were the money dealers of the world, not the only money dealers by any means, for the Florentine Medicis were fa mous bankers, as were many other noble Italian families. But the Jews were money lenders and nothing else. Religion, feudal prejudice and race hatred had closed every other occu pation to them. They were herded In miserable quarters In the cities of Christian Europe and forced to choose between earning a living by usury or starving. As a natural consequence all the hatred that inevitably pursues the money lender concentrated on the Jews. The laws for -delinquent debtors were incredibly cruel, both in England and other countries and the Jews had to bear the odium of their enforce- menL Add to this the bitter theolog ical prejudice against dealing in money, which was as old as Moses, and we understand readily enough why the spirit of the times compelled Shakespeare to label his miser "Jew." What a figure Shakespeare would make of Andrew Carnegie on the stage. The Pharisaical conceit, the vicious humbuggery, the illimitable vanity, the smug hypocrisy of the pos turing dollar bag would set the whole world in a roar. But withal Shake speare would perceive under Carnegie's ludicrous traits something pathetic. He would see in his soul the fruits of a criminal system and under the smiles he would probably hide thoughts too deep for tears. That was a way Shakespeare had. It is only superficially that Shylock is absurd. Nothing but his shell is contemptible. He must have been an able man or he could not have made a fortune against the Christian prejudice that dogged him in Venice. He was tender hearted or he would not have sobbed as he did over Jessica's treachery, her miserable, unpardonable treachery. The ring the wicked girl stole was given Shylock by Leah, his dead wife, Jessica's mother. It is but a feeble Intelligence which cannot perceive in Shylock's story a satire upon the Christianity of Shakespeare's day and in Shylock himself a damning accusa tion of the social system that had pro duced him. The counts of the indictment are clear enough. "He hath laughed at my losses, scorned my gains, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies and what's his reason? I am a Jew. If a Jew wrong a Christian what is his humility? Revenge." Whatever vil lainy Shylock executed he had been taught by Christian example and if he went a little beyond the mark in following his instructors, can we blame him much? Shakespeare spoke against the wrongs of the Jews more courage ously than any other man of .his time. It is strange that the New York Jews, with all their keen intelligence, should misunderstand him. Let the granges around Portland cstahllsh direct relations with the Consumers' League, and both pro ducer and consumer will secure tne full benefit of the parcel post. By fMiectlnir orders for farm produce and sending them to the Grange, the Con sumers' League can arrange tor direct shipments from individual farmers to individual consumers. By eliminating the middleman the farmer will get more for his produce, while the con sumer will pay less and will get fresher eggs and vegetables. We need not worry about what will become of the middleman. If he cannot find some other occupation in the city, he can turn farmer and use his business experience in showing other farmers how to handle their sales. The East Is wedded to the idea of treating the public domain solely as a source of National revenue, without regard to the interest which the indi vidual states have in its development. The West adheres to the policy of con servation combined with development, as defined in the Democratic platform, and contends .that, if public land is leased and thus does not become sub ject to taxation, the states shall re ceive a share of the revenue in lieu of taxes. The West will resent the ap pointment of a man like Adams, who, Imitating Pinchot's example, sets his own will above the law. Adams has done this In the cases of the Siletz settlers and the three-year homestead law, and should, therefore, be re moved instead of promoted. An excellent anniversary number has been published by the Oregon City Enterprise. It contains -a number of articles and half-tones describing and depicting, the principal points of in terest and the industries of Oregon City and the whole of Clackamas County, both manufacturing and agri cultural. It displays the scenic beau ties of the county and has a good map showing present and projected rail roads. . An Army officer's wife will lead the suffragist parade in Washington de spite the protests of a superior officer's wife. It is very well for the Colonel to run the Lieutenant, but when the Col onel's wife presumes to dictate to the Lieutenant's wife, why it's different. Refusal to accept a pardon is with out precedent in Oregon, and York can stay in the penitentiary until new ways are devised to speed him on his way to Chicago, where he is "wanted." Conduct of Lincoln High School lads in wearing overalls to school as a re sult of the simple dress campaign among the girls merely suggests that to spare the rod spoils the child. Morgan says It would be better to have combination "under supervision than to do away with it altogether. In short he would rather tie than kill the goose that lays the golden egg. When the celebrated Van Biene dropped dead on the stage, doubtless there were those critical ones in the audience who insisted that he couldn't act the death scene. The differences between the Gov ernor and the Legislature will be set tled by survival of the fittest, in which the Legislature bids fair to play the role of fittest. The Turkish people refuse to let Adrianople go. No doubt the Turkish Government would be willing to let the people try their hand at holding the place. - Dr. Cook, having suffered at the hands of the country in general, under goes cruel and inhuman punishment in being snubbed by the Mayor of Ta coma. Let the old Confederates wear the gray at Gettysburg next July. They adore the color, and . were whipped anyway. If waiters' strikes continue, New York hotels may be compelled to con vert their dining-rooms into cafeterias. That little things are not to be de spised is shown by the large illicit trading in postage stamps. New York waiters are going on an other strike. Probably want a $10,000-a-year tip guarantee. Idaho did well. Brady was a good Governor and will bring credit to the state in the Senate.' Those stamp thieves should be promptly stamped out. Bad breeding Just will have its little fling at the theater. City funds easy come, easy go. DOOM OP LEGISLATURE FORESEEN Judse Lowell Detects Dancer In. Lack of Courage of Present Body. PENDLETON. Or., Jan. 22. (To the Editor.) The press reports advise that the judiciary committee of the Senate has adversely reported the so-called "Lowell bills,'- intended to bring the statutes constituting the Oregon sys tem of government within the realm of reason, and, if reports as to the cause be true, presumably this ends all ef fort in this Legislature either to per fect the direct primary law. reform the corrupt practices act, restrict abuse of the initiative or eliminate the peti tion nuisance. The committee action doubtless reflects the opinion of the controlling forces of the Legislative Assembly that it is not good politics to amend any law heretofore adopted by the people, however manifest it may be that amendment is needed. As usual the controlling forces are not all in the Legislature. I am not a member of the body of lawmakers sitting at Salem, hence must accept the conclusion, but I de sire to say that the battle is not over. These bills were drawn by me as a consistent friend of the Oregon, sys tem, which includes the direct prim ary, the corrupt practices act. the Ini tiative, the referendum and the recall. In the past two years I have con ferred with large numbers of our citi zens in various parts of the state to ascertain the condition of public senti ment toward these laws, and have found an almost unanimous demand for the amendments which I offered through Senator Barrett, or something kindred thereto. I am confident that sentiment continues, and that the leg islative timidity is born of a shadow. The constitutional argument against Initiative restriction is puerile. If that bill 1b unconstitutional then every law regulating elections under the old con stitution has been unconstitutional. There may be arguments against it. but unconstitutionality is not among them. It was hoped by thoughtful friends of these amendments that if they proved unsatisfactory in form, the members of the committee to which they were referred would take them as a basis, together with other bills upon the same general subject before them, and work out some wiser scheme, but apparently the bells of doom are beginning to toll for Legislative As semblies in Oregon, and it is only a question of time when, like the human appendix, their existence will be recog nized only when they cause pain. If men elected thereto possess not the courage which public duty requires, probably the sooner the passing occurs the better. The electorate measure Legislatures largely bv the value the members place upon themselves. "By their fruits ye shall know them." Since the adoption of the initiative constitu tional amendment each succeeding Legislature has been Increasingly in clined to minimize the power and au thority of the legislative branch of the government, and apparently the pres ent body is no exception. The initia tive and referendum were intended to supplement Legislatures, not to palsy them. Personally. I have no special pride in the amendments offered, but I am concerned for the perpetuation of pop ular government in Oregon, and no law can long endure which is not reason able in its operation. It is not rea sonable when a corrupt practices act will permit the expenditure of un limited sums of money, as the present act permits under Its committee clauses. It is not reasonable when 38 measures can be submitted to the peo ple at one election. Such condition be yond question defeated the meritori ous education millage bill, because thousands of men deliberately voted "no" down the line as a matter of re sentment. It is not reasonable to con tinue the meaningless and ridiculous petition system of nomination. It is not reasonable to encourage perjury and Invite avoidance of law by cling ing to provisions which substantially prevent an honest, open campaign be fore the people. I write without resentment, but I venture the guess that the entire Sen ate Judiciary committee will privately admit the truth of all I have said, and to that body of statesmen I cheerfully leave the responsibility for corrective legislation at this time. STEPHEN A. LOWELL. Naval Strength of Powers. PORTLAND, Jan. 15. (To theEditor.) Would England, with her powerful navy on one side and Germany, Italy and Austria on the other, with their navies, which would represent more strength, have a better chance in case of war? JOE CARISSIMI. The strength of navies is measured by the number of modern battleships, called dreadnoughts, and battle cruis ers. On this basis the British navy compares with those of Germany, Austria-Hungary and Italy as follows: Modern, battleships, Britain 47, Ger many 27, Austria 9, Italy 12; battle cruisers, Britain 10, Germany 6; total modern ships, Britain 57, Germany 33, Austria 8, Italy 12. This shows Great Britain to have 67 capital ships, against 54 for the triple alliance. The superiority of Great Brit ain 4b older battleships and cruisers is greater,' but naval experts do not take them into consideration. Root on Canal Toils Indorsed. PORTLAND, Jan. 23. (To the Edi tor.) Referring to the news dispatch from The Oregonian's Washington cor respondent, where some remarks of Senator Root are quoted concerning the law abrogating the tolls on coastwise ships using the Panama Canal, I feel that Mr. Root Is abso lutely correct in his views both from a legal and moral standpoint. The business interests of the country do not need the alleged favor, but on the contrary will suffer more from the ill feeling engendered against us as a Nation than the value of more than one such canal. The world at large is looking to us to uphold the high standard set up by the Declaration of Independence, but it Is a very poor showing when we have no grounds except our might In inter national acts. Every ship passing through the Panama Canal should pay a regular toll to the canal and let each nation treat Its own ships as it sees fit. GEORGE A. CARTER. Ex-Senator Fulton Is Neutral. PORTLAND. Jan. 24. (To the Editor.) You quote me this morning as having indorsed Mr. J. N. Teal for Secretary of the Interior, in my re marks last evening at the hardware dealers' banquet. It is probably not Important to any person other than myself that I should be correctly re- ported, if mentioned at an. I did not indorse Mr. Teal or any other person for that or any position. I did say that it is important that the incoming Ad ministration shall favor free tolls for vessels engaged in our coasting trade and that it was but Just to say that Mr. Teal had been an earnest advocate of that policy ever since It had been a matter of public discussion. I said, however, that I did not wish to be understood as indorsing Mr. Teal, or as expressing a preference, as between him and Judge King, as I understood the latter was heartily in favor of free tolls for coasters. C. W. FULTON. A Series of the Future. Exchange. "What's the excitement here today?" Inquired the man from Mars. "Interplanet series." explained a fan briefly. "The Earth plays Saturn for championship of the Universe." SOCIALISM IS CALLED FAILURE Majority of Socialists Oppose Religion and Are Atheists. FORT STEVENS, Or., Jan. 10. (To the Editor.) In the opening sentence of Mr. Santee's communication to The Oregonian In support of Socialism, date January 10, he takes up in sub stance the "theory" of governmental ownership. Has this panacea for all ills worked in ' practice as in theory" Let us see. Take our Government ownership of the postal service. It never has nor probably never will be a financial suc cess. Each year has seen a deficit in practically all of its departments and a consequent appropriation of public funds to cover the same. But you will probably answer that postal rates are lower because of -state control. This contention actually becomes a subject of mirth when you consider the fact that one of our express companies is sued a standing offer to the Govern ment of Jl.000,000 for the privilege of delivering the malls at exactly the same rates as were at that time charged. In France the western railroad di vision was owned by corporate inter ests. It yielded a substatial profit. The government of France took possession and the next year almost an equally large loss was the result of the ill timed experiment. Ever since Great Britain has controlled her own tele graph service, the, British have faced tbe painful annual necessity of foot ing from their taxation proceeds the losses sustained by that state owner ship Joke. Co-operative socialtstio farming com munities have always proved dismal failures. Under no auspices or any circumstances have they netted the re turns our delusionista have anticipated. I have not seen anything in the So calist platform against religion; but I do know that the majority of the lead ing socialists are opposed absolutely to all forms of religion. I am aware that the leading organ of Socialism in the United States, the Appeal to Reason (termed by one of the leading Portland publications the Appeal to Force), con stantly Indulges in tirades on religion. I am equally positive that the local ex ponent of Socialistic vagaries, the Ore gon Ballot, printed the following sen tences about a clergyman: "The foul est leper is clean beside him and when he finally goes down to his reward Judas will have a messmate." All this because the clergyman in question is supposed to have pointed out certain nefarious practices of a Socialistic publication. That he was probably correct in his deductions is best shown by the fact that the publication in volved is now under indictment for practices incompatible with the laws of the United States. Is it not strange that Carl Marx; the founder of Socialism, said: "We shall do well if we stir hatred and contempt against ali existing Institutions; we make war against all prevailing ideas of religion, of the state, of country and of patriotism. The idea of God is the keystone of perverted civilization. The true root of civilization, the true root of liberty, of equality and of culture, is atheism." Maybe Bebel was dreaming when he said: "Christianity and Social ism are like fire and water." Possibly Liebknecht was laboring under some form of mental aberration when In his "Materialist Basis of History" he wrote "I am an atheist, I do not believe in God. It Is our duty as Socialists to root out the faith in God with all our might, nor is anyone worthy the name who does not consecrate himself to the spread of atheism." Professor Santee's comparison of school conditions as they existed in 1S45 with those of the present date is as absurd as the comparison of the means of communication of that day with the methods employed now the telephone, the telegraph and wireless with a horse, for instance. What has happened to the professor'3 sense of humor? I sincerely hope that Mr. Santee does not mean by his "system of socialized schools" that schools should be man aged by Socialists.' If he does, I would like to ask the parents of the children of this country how they would like to have the following doctrine by Fred erick Engels, a leading Socialist, pro mulgated to their little ones: "If mar riage founded on love alone is moral, then It follows that 'marriage is moral only as long as love lasts.' The dura tion of an attack of individual sex love varies considerably according to indi vidual disposition, especially in men. A positive cessation of fondness or its replacement by a new passionate love makes a separation a blessing for both parties and for society. But humanity will be spared the useless wading through the mire of a divorce case." Just think of the possibility of such an Idea being inculcated in the minds of growing children. JOHN V. ROWAN. RETIRED SOLDIER ON CANTEEN No Substitute Ever Offered by Those Who Abolished It. VANCOUVER, Wash., Jan. 23. (To the Editor.) The stand The Oregonian is taking In regard" to the Army can teen should be gratifying to the men in the service. It has always seemed strange to me that the enlisted men who are the only ones really interested, do not get a hearing on this subject. I served approximately 30 years in the Army and am now on the retired list. I was in the service long before a canteen was ever thought of, when we were afflicted with the post trader, or sutler, as he was called, and he sure made us "pay for our whistle.'' We were often at isolated stations, the sutler's store being the only place we could buy anything except from the commissary, which was considerable trouble, as we had to put in an order throueh our commanding officer and post commander, so the sutler was the only alterative, witn Deer at i a Dot tle and other articles accordingly. About 1S84 the canteen or post ex change was started and the sutler put out of business. It was a great improvement. The profits came back into the organiza tions and some very substantial funds accumulated to help buy extras for the table, etc. Beer and wine, (no whisky) was sold to those who cared for it. and it was the means of keeping many a man from going to town and being absent without leave. As far as I am personally concerned, tobacco and booze have been the least of my troubles, but there are men in and out of the service that want liauor and they are going to get it 1 knew a man who swam the Yellow stone River, in Montana, with a string of canteens hanging on him, to get whiskv. Abolishing the sale of beer in the canteen has never reformed any drunk ards, but has made it harder for a whole lot who go outside for their re freshments. The people who were instrumental In abolishing the canteen do not care any thing for us. They never provided or even suggested a substitute for the canteen. When we go to town, the only place open to us is the saloon, and it frequently happens that our uni form bars us from public places and nobody, cares for us except in case ot fire, earthquake or - some extreme emergency, when we are the only ones capable of handling tne situation, ana even our services in these respects are soon forgotten and we must put aside the uniform of which we and every good citizen should be proud, and put on plain clotnes it we want to enjoy ourselves outside of a saloon. When any information is wanted re garding the welfare and comfort of the soldier, ask him about It. He reads all the leading papers and periodicals and would surprise most people how well he is posted. T. F. DARCY. Retired soldier. Cry of the Cafe Habitue By Dean Collins. Oh. Fate or Luck or Destiny. Whate'er may be that energy That keeps our cosmos on the go And stirs up trouble here below: Though you may run the world amuck, I beg of you, O Fate or Luck, Though you do all else that you like 0 do not let our waiters strike. Back in New York they strike. I see; But that comes not so near to me; The one idea that haunts my dome What if they'd strike right here at home? In distant towns let battle be 'Twixt owner and the employe. Kind Fate, if that is what you. like But don't let our home waiters strike. Attend my humble, heartfelt cry! Slave to the restaurant am 1: Thy heavy hand I fain would dash From my devoted plate of hash. Let the world reel in wars alway. But sive me pence in my cafe; Let New York riot if you like But do not let our waiters strike. Not that such strike would stop m eats; For dairy lunches form retreats Where one his plate of beans can dtp And mock at waiter and at tip: But all my inmost fears and woes Are what the strikers mipht disclose. Let treaties shntter. if you like But do not let our waiters strike. Slave to the restaurant am I: There must I feed until I die. Think, then, if some stern striker bold. The secret of the kitchen told. And, for revenge informed me, say, The truth about my consomme. Oh. Fate, cause famines if you like But do not let our waiters strike. Oh. ignorance is bliss! 'Tis right Thus to preserve an appetite. 1 shudder when I think, perhaps, Some day the striking waiter chaps May come to me, with venom itchln'. And tell me all about the kitchen. Now is all grub to me alike' Kind Fate, don't let our waiters Btrlke. Portland, January 24. Half a Century Ago From The Oregonian of January 28, 18B.1. The Council apportionment bill for Washington Territory, which was in troduced by Mr. More, of Walla Walla, gives the Eastern District, including Skamania and Klickitat Counties, four Councllmen and 15 Representatives. The Western District, all west of the -.,.,..!.. i 1 1 hv' flvA Pnuncilmen and 15 Representatives. The appor tionment bill has a riaer in ins ajjuui removal bill, and both measures are likely to be a failure In consequence. Washington, Jan. 12. In the House, Aldrlch of Minnesota offered the fol lowing: "Resolved. That the commit tee on military affairs be Instructed to inquire into the expediency and neces sity of giving a bounty of 160 acres of land to each soldier of any old regi ment; that their land be located on any confiscated rebel plantation as soon as the Rebellion is crushed. Passed, 65 to 59. New York, Jan. 13. A naval officer states that he believes the pirate Ala bama has gone or soon will go to tho Eastern Hemisphere. Semmes is known to have contemplated for some time a cruise on the coast of Africa and Southern Asia. Washington, Jan. 14. Our blockad ing fleet has Just raptured some very important dispatches from Jeff Davis and his Secretary of State to Mason. Slldell and others In Europe. Thcso dispatches give the strongest state ment of the desperate straits to which the rebel leaders are reduced. The new steamer E. D. Baker was towed over from Vancouver yesterday to take in her boiler and smokestack. The Baker Is about the size of the O. S. N. Company's old favorite steamer, Carrie Ladd. She is one of the boat designed for the People's Transporta tion Company line. Articles of incorporation have been filed in the Clerk's office of Multno mah County for the construction of.the Boone's Ferry macadamized road. This road will intersect the Milwaukie mac adamized road opposite Milwaukie. The capital stock is 75.00U in $100 shares; principal ofllce in Portland; corporators. John Stephenson, Jesse V. Boon, John Sweek. Her HuHliand as a Critic. FUegende Blaetter. She (getting ready to go out) What are you looking at? Her Husband I'm just watching whether that house op posite will be nnisnea nrst or you. WHEN MAN IS PERFECT That is the subject of one of . a number of "absorbing special features that will appear in The Sunday Oregonian. It is a glimpse into the days of 1000 years hence, when the human family has evolved apace. The picture is drawn by prominent scientists. 25,000 Crooks That is quite a lot of them for one small dis trict, but Jack Rose reveals how they live and thrive in crime in pne section of wicked old New York. This is the most absorb ing: yet in the Rose series. Why Do So Many Babies Die? The question is one the United States Government has set out to answer. An important page study of the subject of infants and infant mortality. Mrs. Sage's Bird Haven An illustrated account of the great hunting district a charitable and tender-hearted old lady has wrested from the grasp of the hunters and converted into ren dezvous for game birds. Bulgaria's Chance Although the fact is not generally known, that chance was provided by an American newspaper reporter. 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