TTTR MORNING ORF.GONIAN. WEDNESDAY, FERRUARY 21, 1912. 10 rOBTLAX. OBEOOIC Ktr4 at Poftlnd. Or(o. Pt4-f u tttr. kii6wri;uoa KtM ITj-1.btr M m IBT MAIL) ar 7ar. ........... uUf aa4 :. aaa laar. (BT CARRIER.) ra'T. tn4r tsffwla. n ver...... J !.;. f jdr ln:lmlJ. aaa Biaattt Haw la IUM iad poatofflra maaay r tiprw, rlr ar paraoaaJ eh a r lrl bank. atairpa. cola ar arraaf ai ika oidrt riM Oia Boanfri-a m" la fall. la-lullie county aa4 atata. rcao Ralaa I la 14 1 t! ! ta is . 1 aaata; 10 ta ! 40 ta mim. aaata. raraica aoata, S'jbi. rat. t-a-ora B la a ogW Tarr Onh-tr-m .w Tark. hnuvkk kuiiala. Cat aV S:T kaltdlal Kai.i OITWa No. I Bat strert. W LabIo. rOKTUJD, WTDMW.U. IXS. 11. ttt. THI ORECO IT.Tt AND TflB COCBT la deciding the initiative and refer endum can the 8upreme Court drew a fine but perfectly clear distinction be tvifn the government which makes law and the laws themselves after they have been made. It Is within the power of the court to Judge of the con- stltutionallty of laws, but as to the propriety of the form of forrnmnt whkh makes them it has nothing to say. That Is a political question which Corr.rese must decide and Congress alone. The complaining telephone company. Chief Justice White re marks, did not allege that It was un justly taxed. No formality In levying or equalizing the tax had been omitted as far as the documents In the case showed. . The company did not like the form of the state government un der which the tax had been levied. That waa the long and short of Its cause. Had the same tax. to the same amount, been levied under the old form of state government, we ar bound to Infer that the company would have submitted and paid It without controversy, but Inasmuch as It did not theoretically approve of the Initiative and referendum It requested the Supreme Court to overthrow the government In which that feature l embodied and incidentally relieve It of the disagreeable duty of paying Its '.ax. Says Chief Justice White. "The .tssault which the contention here ad vanced makes Is not on the tax as a ax but on the state as a state. The telephone company was In about 'he same situation as an Englishman would have been In Cromwell's time he had refused to pay his tax be ium the Lord Protector eras not a ' ptttmat monarch. A contention of t lis species, the Supreme Court de ares. Is not Justiciable." In com--,.n language, it Is not an Issue to be i clded by the courts, but a political lestion to be decided by the voters t trough their representatives In Con .. . It may be passed upon when a new state asks for admission. Indeed .-. has already been passed upon at - i h times. Incidentally If not expllrtt '". and Congress is on record as failing ' disapprove of the Oregon system .en If It has not In so many words . lared for It. Again the subject may me up when the Senators or Repre - natives from Oregon or Arkansas, r any other of the Innovating states, --k for their seata In Congress. Should ley be forbidden to take their seats : " Oregon systrm would naturally ' id away. But heretofore states liv ing under the Oregon system have S n treated In Congress Just the same the rest, and w may safely assume r-iat they always will be. Congress is :.. a body which goes around looking : 'r trouble. We may therefore make up our Inds that the Initiative, referendum .mil recall hare become a permanent ;rt of our governmental machinery. There L no practical way to get rid f them until the people experience a 'iinr of heart and vote them out of fjlstence. Very likely It will be a i ng time before that happens. In the meantime dlsscr.ters must reconcile themselves the be.t way they can to '1. Ing under the new system. Adjust :nent may come slowly in some In stances, but It will come In course of time. The Oregon system must Involve some points which are In harmony with hu man nature or it would not have per sisted In the world as it has. It did not originate lixCr. gon. In spite of its misleading name. Nor was It invented in Switzerland. It Is as old as the republics of Greece and Rome, where it was habitually practiced even to the recall of public officials. Like all gov ernmental devices. It has come down to us with some original faults and some which arlso from local condi tions. It would be absurd to suppose that a change so radical In ordinary American ways of governing could be put Into operation without many blun ders. Now that the system Itself is secure from assault it may be possible to give these blunders candid consid eration and correct some of them. As long as there was any doubt about the constitutionality of the Oregon system a person who criticised any of Jits faults was supposed to be an enemy of direct leglnlation. This unhappy confusion of thought need no longer exist. The new method of government being out of aU danger, one may be permitted without an accusation of treason to point out some respects wherein it is not quite Infallible. This Is not our purpose Just now. but we may take the liberty at another time. No doubt the Supreme Court has ex amined the subject in a broadmlnded way and decided the Issue for the best Interest of the country. Relieved of petty and ephemeral considerations, the controversy hardly admitted of any other handling, as The Oregonlan ob served some time ago. No doubt the court could have found plenty of ar guments looking the other way If It had been so Inclined. Had the Oregon system been In practice nowhere outside of Oregon, the court might have seen the law In a different light. Circumstance) alter case. It is one thing to throw a soli tary state into chaos and a very dif ferent thing to revolutionise half a dosen or more. Our highest tribunal not only fixe an intelligent gase upon the election returns, but It also casta a Judicious glance now and then over the world outside the chamber where it sits and modifies Its reflections ac cordingly. Jove doesn't lurk In a cav ern. He dwells on the very top of Olympus and scans all that lies below 101 IAiU r. tne'a.. an r I? x i'T. etr iacia-td. mm ... " I Iwdo Inrl.ri. tnr month.. 1 JJ I f . r. ndr tnritidcd. .n. wonlb.... I i r. without Sund.r. ie ' JJ I I T, wllhoot Sunday. . month. ... I :;r. vttkoal njr. hr ool.. 1-TS l .r. without Sua4r. aMtk -JO W';Iy. m rr "!"!!!! ate and when he hurls a thunderbolt it is don without disturbing any moro Titans than the cas requires. THB CBEAT DETECTIO!'. What is the matter with La Follette, anyway? The pseudo followers of th Wisconsin man say he 1 sick. He aaya he Is well and strong- well and strong enough to run for President. They say he la not a candidate'. He says he Is a candidate. They say he cannot b nominated now, poor fellow. He says he can be if the progressives, or Insurgents, who so -Valiantly and noisily lined up behind him early in the campaign, will stay by him. Medlll McCormlck..who roared out a vehement denlar to The Oregonlan, that Bourn would ever desert La Fol lette. himself Is th first to strike the La "Follette flag, and make a dusty exit toward Oyster Bay. Th brave Plnchot goes into mock heroics about his virtuous motives In helping break La Follette' back In th interest of his old friend, th Colonel. Governor Johnson suddenly decamps. Issuing a burning proclamation of fealty to the cause. A lot more bold warriors Join th array of evacuation, desertion and despair. The great alliance Is at an end. Mr. Roosevelt got Mr. Taft In th Presidency and left him. Mr. Roose velt got Mr. La Follette In th rac for Presidency and left him. We have no doubt that Colonel Roosevelt had sound reasons in each Instance for his action. No doubt at all. But we can hardly restrain a powerful curiosity to know what they were. A IKK.tOrrL REVENGE. Principal Jenkins of the Jefferson High School did a very bold deed, it seems, when he advised his pupils to shun extravagance In their attire and forbade lavish display at class parties. If he had foreseen what a terrible vis itation his words would provoke very likely he never would have let them slip out of his mouth. The first thing the "senior class" did after Mr. Jen kins had offended its aristocratic ears with his advice was to hold an Indig nation meeting If the boys and girl have not th inborn right to be as ex travagant and foolishly wasteful of their parents' money as they please this senior class was going to know the reason why. At the indignation meeting, or somewhere else, an ex quisitely cruel revenge was planned. It was decided to appear at school on Monday In a grotesque caricature of th clothing which Mr. Jenkins had urged them to wear. Th boys clad themselves in flannel shirts and rough boots, the girls in plain skirts with their hair in braids. It was supposed that these costumes would fill the principal's soul with remorse and make hjm wish he had not said any thing about his pupils' clothes. In our opinion It ought to b mad a rule of the Jefferson school that the girl seniors should always dress Just as they did on that day. . Hair In braids is the proper thing for school girls and so are "plain skirts. They never ought to be allowed to attire themselves In any other fashion. Girls of their age should b thinking of their books and not of their clothes and beaux. There foolish young people have en tirely lost sight of the purpose for which they are sent to school. The district does not pay taxes and employ teachers in order to provide boys and girls with an opportunity to show off their fin clothes. Th hope is that ehey may learn a little something dur ing their school years that will help them earn a living afterward. The more attentive they are to their studies and the less they think of social gran deur the better it will be for all concerned. HOW TO BREAK THB -MONET TRC8T." Bryan Is haunted these days by two bogles the money trust and the Na tional reserv scheme. He is con vinced that the purpose of the National , Monetary Commission in recommend ing the National reserve scheme Is to give th money trust such a hold on th money supply of th country as cannot ' be broken. He avers that an Impartial Inquiry is needed to prov the existence of the trust, and that the trust Is endeavoring to con ceal its existence by having a sham in quiry1 made by the House committee on banking and currency. In which evil purpore It is aided by Underwood and the other leaders of the Democracy. Only by a special committee, not sub servient to "the Interests." can th trust and Its working b uncovered, he afflrms. Now come John V. Farwell. presi dent of one of Chicago's greatest banks, and chief advocate of the Na tional reserve, ami asserts that, while there Is no money trust, there Is a cen tralization of money and credit in a few great banks,' which will become greater unless w provide a remedy. Th remedy he propose Is the adop tion of that very National reserve scheme of which Bryan expresses such abhorrence. He would make, one bogey a reality in order to kill th other. Th centralization of money is the result of our National banking system. 'hlch requires banks In smaller cities to deposit their reserves In the great banks cf the. reserve cities. These lat ter banks must keep their country bank deposits in liquid form that is, in loans which can be quickly called In order to meet the demands of country banks. The most liquid form Is call loans on securities. Loans on com mercial paper which run sixty days or more are not' liquid enough, for the banks may need the money before the loans mature. At certain seasons the New Tork banks become glutted with money and they lend It at such low rates as to stimulate stock specula tion. Inflate prices and thereby provoke panics. Th National reserve schema would break the grip of the few great banks on the "money supply by placing the reserves under' the control of an asso ciation governed by all the banks of the country instead of by these few. Th smaller banks of th South and West would really control, for they' would have more votes in proportion to their capital than the large banks. This centralization of the reserve would hav for Its purpose th discount of commercial paper at a uniform rate for the whole country. There would no longer be a surplus of money In on section, a scarcity in another. Not only would commercial and agri cultural loans be the prime purpose, but loans on securities would be for bidden. The National reserv would, therefore, cut off the supply of money from the Wall-street speculators and divert it to productive and mercantile Industry. It would check the Inflation of stock prices and prevent the panics which follow collapse of th specula tive bubble. In fighting against th National re serve scheme Bryan ta fighting for the money trust and Wall street. If he wishes to break the power of the money trust, h should Join Farwell in urging Congress to create the Na tional Reserve Association. BKAcronrs basebaxa. At first glance it may not seem to b much of a trick to catch a baseball which has fallen directly downward 100 feet. Why could not anybody do it as well as Elmer ZacherT Lincoln Beachey. the aviator, dropped a base ball to Zacher from a height of 100 feet and he caught it. The feat is deemed so remarkable that the newspapers are talking about It. To fall 800 feet would take the baseball between four and Ave seconds If Beachey dropped It without a throw. When It came within reach of Zachers hand It waa falling at the rat of about 180 feet a second, which is something like two miles a minute. Hence th impact of th ball on Zachera hands must have been very perceptible. Had he not caught It Just right, no doubt It would have made his fingers tingle and per haps it might have broken one or two of them. A bullet shot from a gun may have a velocity of 1500 feet per second, which is seven or eight times as fast as Beacheys baseball, but not very fast when we compare it with some velocities. The earth travels on its axis at the rat of a thousand miles an hour. That is. a spot at the equator does. Toward the poles the motion Is not so swift. A thousand miles an hour means about the same as 1500 feet per second, so that a bullet shot toward the east at the equator might possibly keep up with the earth for a little while. But the bullet would be pulled to th ground by gravity pretty soon, while the earth would glide smoothly on. The earth Is a torpid old reptile, compared with light, which travels at the rate of ISO. 000 miles a second. That Is to say, light slips round the earth almost eight times while the heart beats once. This Is some speed, but there are things which go faster. If gravity is not a fixed influence per vading the whole universe equally it must travel with a certain speed, but If It has a velocity It .Is so rapid that nobody has ever perceived It, much less has it been measured. DEMOCRATIC COms AND IKiriH'lT8 A stocL phrase in Democratic plat fortrs is "expenses of th Government economically administered." That is a general term which sounds well, but conveys no definite meaning. In or der to discover its meaning we must examine the Interpretation put upon it by its authors as evidenced by deeds. Th first Important act of the Dem ocrats at this session of Congress, in connection with the expenses of the Government, was the passage of the $75,000,000 Sherwood pension bill. Then came economy In refusal to build more battleships and in cutting the number of cavalry regiments from fifteen to ten. They pay for the pen sion luxury by crippling the Army and Navy. That is what economical ad ministration means to them. Taft in the meantime has stopped the annual Increase In governmental expenses and has effected an actual decrease of 125.000.000 a year. In so doing he has not crippled any depart ment or any bureau of a depart ment, but has secured better, more ef ficient service. He has wiped out the postal deficit at the same time that he has established the postal savings banks and extended the rural free de livery to the remotest parts of the country. He gets a dollar's worth for every dollar expended, and spends what Is saved in giving the people more facilities. Taft Is th real economist. Demo cratic economy is that of the spend thrift, who squanders his money on making "a night of it" and saves next morning by breakfasting on cof fee and doughnuts. THE OREGON IRRIGATION CONGRESS. Irrigation In Oregon has now awakened the active Interest of th whole state. It has ceased to be the subject of enthusiasm for a compara tively few alert, public-spirited, pro gressive citizens. It has ceased to be the subject of mere oratorical flights ! about making the desert blossom like the rose. Attention Is now turned to the practical question of how and where to put. water on the land and how to plant settlers upon it and start them on their career as honimakers. That is the encouraging conclusion to be drawn from the presence at the first session of the Oregon Irrigation Congress of the largest number of del egates which has ever attended such a gathering. It Is also thoroughly rep. resentattve of all parts of the state, not only th arid and seml-arld section east of the Cascades, but th humid section of the west. It Is composed net only of the capitalists whose money is essential to the development of irri gation projects, of men who own the land to be irrigated, but of practical irrigators fresh from the soil, who have solved the problems In their daily work. The whole state is moved by the Impulse to water the dry land and bring It under cultivation. This congress recognizes that the day for generalization Is past and that we must now deal with specific under takings. We. shall hear of progress on the Government projects on the Uma tilla and Klamath and shall have the merits of the west extension of the former project threshed out. We shall hear what can be done on the John Day and the Malheur by the Govern ment. Next in order of importance com the Carey act projects on the Deschutes and in Harney County, of which th former have become the' subject of controversy between the state and the promoters. Th state, having Incurred obligation to the Gov. eminent to secure the watering and settlement of this land as a condition of acquiring title for transfer to the settlers, clearly has both the right and the duty to Insure that th settlers get what they pay for, which is not only the land but water for irrigation at th price stipulated and a clear title when they comply with the terms of the contract. The congress may well declare Itself on this subject without any appearance of taking sides In the controversy. Following in order of importance th Carey act projects are several proj ects east of the Cascades, some of con. siderable magnitude, which are being carried out by private corporations. These have th merit of being free from many of the conditions Imposed on settlers on Government and Carey act projects. .Where th enterprise Is conducted on sound engineering and business principles, without Inflation of prices, and the company carries out its contracts with settlers in good faith. It should have the encouragement of the congress. By the eame rule, any attempt to exploit -such projects for the enrichment of the promoters by practicing deception on the settlers should be unhesitatingly condemned. This is necessary to th material In terest and good name of the state, for the efforts of all development bodies will be thwarted if word should go forth that homeseekers are with im punity victimized by promoters. West of the Cascades the congress will have a new feature in Irrigation to consider. Because this section has a humid climate, V has been assumed until recently that irrigation would be superfluous. So It. would be. If the rain were about equally distributed throughout the year. But this section Is less humid than Is popularly supposed and It has a long, dry season In the Summer during which irrigation In necessary. God sends enough water to make the land yield abundantly, but he leaves man to distribute It at the season when it is needed. This can only be done by storing water during the wet season for use during the dry season. Hence hav come two large Irrigation enterprises in th Willamette- Valley, one at Canby, the other at Stayton, for watering of land when the crops most need moisture, from a supply stored when the earth is saturated. The development of both Eastern and Western Oregon thus depends to a large extent on Irrigation. Th Ir rigation Congrefs can, by interchange of Ideas and experiences, spread knowledge how best to bring water to the land and how best to apply it. The congress can also voice public opinion on any legislation which may .be needed and can exercise powerful leverage In bringing about such legis lation. Its character as representing the most energetic and best informed people on this subject entitles its rec- ommendatlons to respectful considera tion, both by the voters and the Legislature. A crusade in the) name of decency against obscene postal cards is long overdue. It is unaccountable that the malls are open to some of the postal cards that pass through it- The ex planation probably is that the practice of sending objectionable picture pos tals through the mails is of insidious growth and has fastened Itself upon th pretty, inexpensive and convenient souvenir postcard which met with such instant and wide popularity as festal day remembrances. The. city vice commission, after due investiga tion, finds that the state law covering the sale, display and distribution of obscene books, pictures and papers Is not comprehensive enough to cover publications that are suggestive of In decency and immorality usually of pictures and postcards and urges supplemental legislation that will be both deterrent and punitive. In the meantime proper complaint and evi dence lodged with the postal authori ties would doubtless in due time shut these Indecent postals out of the malls, while. a city -ordinance could be made to clear the display cases in stationery booths. The pomposity of "Young America," and the silliness to which It leads when it clashes with sedate and competent authority in the public high school were witnessed In the garb In which the students of the Jefferson High in this city appeared in their classes last Monday. Very properly their bump tiousness passed unnoticed by the prin cipal who had incurred their rnighty displeasure lost Friday by advising them to dress modestly and becoming ly. Later in life these pupils will look back with shame and confusion of face upon this display of childish Indigna tion against the principal who advised them to dress as became their age and place In life. Just now, however, they are fully persuaded that the Joke is on Principal Jenkins. The romance of Mrs. Upton Sinclair and Harry Kemp, the Kansas poet, has run Its brief race, and after the man ner of fitful things snuffed out. This announcement with various and sun dry details stifles any lingering sym pathy for "Uppy" that the sentimen talist may have indulged, while a glance at the pictured faces of Mrs. Sinclair and Harry Kemp that accom pany the printed statement of their blighted romance leaves One in doubt as to which of the two to congratulate on release from the other, and fain to tr ke refuge in the old saying that it Is "a pity to spoil two houses with them Harry Atwood's proposed flight across the Atlantic looks romantically difficult, but probably It can be man aged well enough. With a good en gine and plenty of gasoline he ought to ' complete the Journey In safety. Should an accident happen, the'daoger will not be so serious as on land, wa ter being softer than rock. Besides, Atwood will carry a lifeboat. We see no reason why he should not succeed. Th' only reason we have heard for dismissing the eighty bribery indict ments against Abe Ruef Is that there are eighty of them. If there were only one everybody would say, "let him be tried and punished." But since there ar eighty there is a shriek of protest. The poet Cowper wisely counseled his readers either not to commit any crime at all or else to commit such a big one that th world would forgive it on account of its magnitude. What sort of an entity is memory? A while ago J. W. Kendall lost his and now he is finding It again little by lit tle. Is memory something like a bird which flew out of his skull and is try ing to fly back again? Or Is It a mere variety of brain action? Perhaps Ken dall's brain lost the knack and Is now recovering It. But what a queer knack it Is. Not least among the achievements of President Taft is the appointment of six among the nine Supreme Judges. He has practically remade the Su preme Court, and of good material. If Wellman Intends to be the first to cross the Atlantic by the air route, he must hurry. Atwood is out for the same honor, and, unlike Wellman, has a record for success. The San Franciscan who watched the operation for removal of his ap pendix is starting an innovation much more interesting than dentistry. If the Vice Commission stops the sal of suggestive postcards, It will La.vo don at least one good act. Why not send John Barrett to Co lombla to smooth out matters TAX LEVY RATHER THAN BONDS Writer Opposea Hlsh Finance Bills and Offers Plan. FORTLAND. Or Feb. 19. (To th tor.) Since It is fashionable I would like to contribute a short article on th road question. I. too, am a crank on good roads. No other public question is of mora importance In tbe state In my opinion. With the proper road law we might today have had a good many miles of roads. I am not In favor o bonding the state for a large sum o money and putting the fund in one man's hands and letting him appoint road commissioners and state and county engineers at high salaries t gobble up the road fund. I believe the majority of taxpayers would be more I than willinr to be taxed a sufficien amount to Improve our roads It we naa assurance that we would get value re ceived in return. I am in favor of a state-aid road law, we will say 1 mill placed in the state treasury the sam as our scuool fund and an apportion stent made to each county. I favor th county having full con trol of the appropriations same on ou roads under certain instruction of our road laws. The County Surveybr i fully competent to engineer or tak grades of any of our roads. Now thl state-aid fund properly nndled would be Just as much Inducement to encour are road buildine as our school lund 1 to school instruction. Then I would favor each county duplicating its pro portion of the state fund and I would organize the road districts to convenien size and have the districts build th road beds In such an amount as the! proportion of the road fund would cover, with crushed rock. Then I would require- the County Court to let the contract to Dut the rocic on tne roaa Just the same as they now contract the county bridges. In that way every aoi lar could be used In rocking our road with no high-toned salaries to road commissioners or state or county en gineors. . Now. some will say this will be failure because we don't know how to build roads. I will answer those by Just saying: Go down to Washington County, Just north of Hlllsboro, and look at the Job the county did there That was Its first experiment at a cost of about (4000 a mile. It has built a road that Is Just as smooth and as per manent as the paved streets of Port land. If we had such roads all over the state, there would not be a voice raised against our roads. I think if wa had a sood road bill or law on these lines It would give better satis faction than the bills of the Good Roads Association or West bills. 1 agree with The Oregonlan that it would be much better for us to raise the $100. 000 interest and use it on roads than bond the state for $2,00,000. I agree with the Good Roads Association that Portland and Multnomah County are Interested Just as much and more than the interior to have good roads all over the state. Their plate to eaten the sugar la much larger than ours. I agree with our County Judge, Mr. Pierce, if they Just assist us a little, say one mill, and have a nine patience wa would soon show what we could do J. K. MAIS WHY DIXON'S BOILER EXPLODED Writer Qnestiona Theorr of Low Water and Thinks Shell Wns Weak. YAMHILL. Or Feb. 19. (To the Edl Editor.) Regarding the explosion of the Sarah Dixon, I would say that a "Are box" boiler does not blow up on account of low water. In a shortage of water in such a boiler the "crown sheet." which Is the roof of the fire box, becomes dry, it being the highest part of the portion of the boiler which is directly exposed to the flames, and being softened or weakened by the heat, is blown down, and the boiler has "dropped her crown sheet. When the outside shell of a fire box boiler lets go, as it did in the case of the Sarah Dixon, it is because the shell was not strong: enough to carry the pressure imposed, and the reason why it failed to burst several months pre viously, when a somewhat greater cold water pressure was applied, will have to be laid to the "fatigue of metals. With the old pattern return nue eta tlonary boiler, should the water get low the top flues would become over heated, and since they also fulfill the office of "stays," helping to hold the boiler heads from spreading, the boiler head might blow out, causing tha boiler to lump like a skyrocket. Were I in Engineer Lewis' place I would not fret over losing my posi tion, for when he has to work with boilers so bunglingly tested the next time he might not be so lucky. P. W. BK1TTS. House of Commons, Etc. PORTLAND. Feb. 20. (To the Edl tor. Pleare answer these questions: (1) What salary is paid to a member of the House of Commons? (2) How far has the Cape-to-Calro Railroad Deen constructed at the. present time7 Ki) What is the modus operandi for de termining who Is the leader of the ma jority party in the House of Commons when the appointment of a new Pre mier is necessary? HERBERT B. AUGUR. (1) Four hundred. pounds a year. (3) Each party elects Its lender snd when a party gains a majority in tne Mouse of Commons the King summons Its leader to form a cabinet with the latter as Premier. a) In November, 1910, the total length of northern portion of Senner Is 1501 miles, and that on the southern portion Is 21.312 miles, reaching fetar of Congo. The gap between the two is zutu miles, (Hazell's Annual, 1911.) Plutns and Shakespeare. PORTLAND, Feb. 20. (To the Edi tor.) (1) Does the word "Pluto" moan the god of wealth? If not, is there any such a character which signifies such a meaning? (2) In the Tales of Shakes peare," by Charles and Mary Lamb, are the. characters and places referred to real or Invented by Shakespeare? A READER, (1) Plutus, son of Demeter, was god of wealth. In classical mythology. (Seyfferfs "Classical Dictionary.") (2) The historical plays of Shakes peare are the only ones founded on fact, tbe English history series and the Roman series. But they are not told In Lamb's "Tales," the characters In the latter being purely imaginary or legendary. (Gowlnus' "Commentaries.") Are Lights T-'aeleaa Downtown. PORTLAND, Feb. 18. (To the Edi tor.) I would call the attention of the proper officials of the city regarding the utter uselessness of the are lamps in the down-town district, where the streets are already so brightly illum inated by the street lamps. Why this wasto of money, which tha taxpayers have to make good? It were better to move these superfulous arc lamps to some of the residence districts that are at present greatly In need of more light, than to have them remain with out any benefit to the city. SIMON HARRIS. Tables Mar Be Turned. GOLD BEACH,' Or, Feb. 15. (To the Editor.) Two years ago the votet : of Multnomah County rolled up a large majority In favor of closing Rogue River to commercial flshlns, almost paralyzing the business of Curry County. Now, by reason of wise (?) legislation those same people are, or will be, called upon to pay millions to make roads for us and other counties. Verily, strange things do happen under our new-fangled ways of making laws. J. HUNTLEY NO COUNTY SEAT FIGHT PENDING. Itnrns Will Remain Capital of Barney Connty, Says Writer. -BURNS, Or, Feb. 20. (To the Editor.) In Tha Oregonlan and an evening paper of the 12th op pears an article quoting "Joe Mi han." of this county, as saying that Burns and ita people are shivering in a greaj; fear over the danger of the re moval of the Harney County seat from Burns. Of course, the informant is the redoubtable "Big" Jim .Mahan, the right bower and spokesman for Gover nor West and "Our George," the sup posed Democratic boss of Harney County, who owns a large amount of property 25 miles east of Burns and another large amount 50 miles south east; a man who has fought Burns for 95 years, tried to prevent it from get ting the county seat In the first place and from getting the United States land office. The fact is, there Is neither proba bility, possibility nor design for the re moval of the county seat. - Burns is the commercial center as well as the legal center of Harney County and when there Is sufficient development In the unsettled portions .of the county to warrant It, the Immense territory embraced in the county will be divided, b'ut Burns will remain the county seat of Harney County. There is opposition to the proposed new courthouse, but it is fostered mostly by the promoters of paper town sites and by the P. L. S. Co. and kin dred corporations that own large amounts of land over the county and that never relish the call for con tribute t to public improvements. The supremacy of Burns as the com mercial metropolis of this region Is not threatened In the least and will not be disturbed for many years. F. D. LEPROSY DYING OCT IN NORWAY IToapltal Snrronnded by Homes nnd patients Walk Streets Unmolested. PORTLAND, Feb. 18. (To the Ed itor.) In an editorial about leprosy you say that the leprosy germ was Isolated and described by a scientist named Nansen in 1871. This is a mis take. Dr. G. Armauer Hansen, Bergen, Norway, Is the man who isolated and described the leprosy germ in 1871. He is still the leading physician of the leprosy hospital In Bergen, and In his last report he states that there have not been any new cases In the last years, and if the government in the next coming years will take as good care of the disease as it has done to this date, there will probably be no lepers in Norway by the year 1920. All the lepers In Norway are now confined in one hospital in Bergen, and they are old people altogether. The hospital was built 50 years ago Just outside the town. The town has grown 200 per cent since the hospital was built, and it Is now surrounded by fine residences. The disease Is not considered dangerous for the neighbors, because it has never been transferred to any of the attendants of the hos pitals. The patients walk around town and nobody is alarmed. They are treated as other sick people. ALBERT BOTE, Killing- Wild Birds Unlawful. COTTAGE GROVE, Or., Feb. 15. (To the Editor.) In our neighborhood a young man makes a business of killing the birds, canaries and snowbirds In fact, anything that flies, including buz zards. How can we stop it? MRS. S. B. MORSS. . It is unlawful to kill or have in one's possession, dead or alive, any wild bird (other than a game bird at the proper season) with the exception of the Eng lish or European house sparrow, crow or hawk. Violations of the law should be reported to a deputy game warden, such as the Sheriff, Deputy Sheriff or Constable. "Send Vm Away," Law. DALLAS, Or, Feb. 18. (To the Edi tor.) In view of the fact that we are living in an age of freakish legislation and the "mill" at Oregon City seems unable to supply sufficient food for thought, would it not be well to Ini tiate a law to provide that a petition to the Governor, signed by 5000 legal voters, shall be deemed sufficient authority to ostracize "undesirable citi zens"? We have the power to recall 'em, why not the power to send 'em away? Strange U'Reu never thought of this! CITIZEN. Illatorr of the Ferris Wheel. PORTLAND. Feb. 20. (To the Edi tor.) Please say whether or not the Ferris wheel at the St. Louis lair was the same one which was used at the Chicago world's fair in 1893. WILLIAM H. PATTERSON. There is no local information handy. Write to the St. Louis, Mo, Globe-Dem ocrat newspaper. Hla nearlaa-' Is Very Good. Boston Transcript. Moore My sense of hearing Is the keenest ever. Do you know, I can hear your watch ticking, although you are six feet away. Poore Tnen you re a wonder. My watch is at the pawnbroker's, six blocks away. A Word o' Month. Chicago Tribune. The doctor Most of the sickness comes from what we eat and drink. People are not half particular enough about what they put Into their mouths. The professor (sniffing) No, they're not. Do you often smoke such a cigar as that? Conductor. NATRON, Or, Feb. 15. (To the Edi tor.) Please tell me whether pure water Is an Insulator or a conductor of eleotrloity. C. L. GRUTZE. Yes) Asphyxiation. PORTLAND, Feb. 20. (To the Edl ir.) Is there any known remedy for to snoring? X. Y. Z. Advertising is a tremendous force. Tell the public, through The Ore gonian columns, of the wares you have to offer. Every day in the year you can reach an audience com posed of the greater portion of Portland residents. Think how simple and easy it is. Write out your an nouncement in the evening. Send it over or phone and a representative will call for it. That is all you need do. In the morning your message will have been printed 53, 000 times. It will reach at least 53,000 people. Almost every copy of The Oregonian is read by two or more people. There is no other method of reaching so great a number of Portland buyers at so low a cost The Deadly Dictagraph By Dean Collins. A youth, in Leap Year, sat and blushed .Beside an ancient spinster dame, And heard her tell him all about The warmth of her affection's flame; And, by the sanction of the year. She strove to make her meaning clear. So the coy youth could understand She offered him her heart and hand. And to her plea, "May I be yours?" He had a line of talk arrayed. Such as a youth in idle hoifrs May peddle out to any maid. "My darling," he declared, "I am And then he closed up like a clam. His soul was smitten with a doubt Lest she'd a dictagraph about. A politician sought the ear Of one, to ask for his support. Who had already pledged his vote T sev'ral other men. In sport. "Why sure." th' obliging one began. Then. In a panic, turned and ran. "Suppose," he gasped, "those other chaps Had hidden dictagraphs perhaps." "I am the ruler in my house," A rounder said, "I ramble out At any time, and never tell My wifey what I am about. man must rule his better half But then he thought "a dictagraph," Stopped short and looked beneath his chair To see if one was hidden there. Ah, In the days of dictagraphs. Full circumspect became each man. And murmured "Sh-h-h," and looked about Before a sentence he began. All day he quaked in constant fright. And e'en when he retired at night, "I may talk in my sleep," he said. And looked, full cautious, 'neath the bed. Portland, February 20. Half a Century Ago From The Oregonlan or February 21, 1602. Messrs. E. A. Light, Montgomery and several others of our citizens Intend to start in a few weeks for the Salmon River mines by way of the Nacheaa Pass. The steamer Emily Harris arrived last night from Burrard's Inlet with 12 passengers and $16,000 in dust. Vic toria Colonist. The Cortes This steamer left San Francisco with about 650 passengers aboard on the 7th Inst, and reached Portland on Tuesday night at 10 o'clock. About 450 of the passengers remained at Portland and the balance continued on to this port Victoria Colonist. The real balance probably amounted to 50 persons. For Salmon 500 miners; for Cariboo, 60. This pro portion will probably hold good during tbe season, There is good sense in the following extract from a communication written by a Salmon miner, in yesterday's Times: "As to the farmers of Oregon, who are preparing to abandon their farms ty thousands, I think they are simply crazy. If those mines prove as they are generally supposed to be, a good farm will be 4 more valuable to the farmer and yield him more gold in the next two years than the best set of mining claims in the Nez Perce coun try. Stay where you are and if It proves a falrure, as most of the great geld discoveries of late have, you will be no worse off. If It proves a suc cess, wait let the gold come to you." The pirates of the Buccaneer Beau regard threw overboard $4000 in specie when they were captured by the United States gunboat W. G. Anderson, to pre vent its falling into the hands of Cap tain Rogers. Two horses attached to a truck loaded with apples in boxes and be longing to Mr. Holman, which were standing on the wharf yesterday, took a notion to stampede, and away they went up Front street, scattering the apples on their way, much to the alarm of foot passengers and the no little delight of a number of boys, who were not slow In gathering up some of the fruit. Country Town Sayings by Ed Howe People who wouldn't rob a cripple have less scruples about taking ad vantage of a man who can afford It. If It is true that our ancestors were so bad that it became necessary to drown all of them except Noah and hl3 family, people are not that bad now; so while we have not Improved as much as we should, we have improved some. When a reform movement results In the use of firearms, it s a sign t..at one side or the other has gone too far. Peaceful public sentiment Is usually powerful enough to bring about every change that Is necessary and proper. People admire a man and wife who n hatmv hut Kf tha hnnv hnshand and wife talk too much about It, there will be lli-naturea comment. Every good thing Is promptly over : aded as soon as we know positively that It is a ood thing. In a big job, a man can't hang on month after month, and make explana tions every Saturday night; he must eiwier make good, ur quit. Some men are as Incapable as a wolf of appreciating that industry and fair ness pay better than idleness and petty violations of the rules. A friend not only tells the seoret In trusted to him; he makes it worse than you told it. Look out for the man who says his prices are reasonable, and that the prices of others are always too nigh. 4 i