8 fliE MORNING OREGOSIAX. MONDAY, AUGUST 28, 1911. FOBTLA5D. OKK'OM. - Catr4 at Part an. OfffM Foetetriee Saxaad-Ciaa M attar. Miun Raiea tnTrtabl tm al'"1 IBI ntAlt., t'. Fua4av Include, on year. ...... ' JJ l'al:y. Sandair iac4u4S. 1 month.. ... - ' iei;,. tjodi Included, th rea month. .. XJJ I'ai y. eur.day Included, one moata.... I'a! y. iriul Sunday, on year. ....... i Dally, without Sanday. month " tily. witnoal Sunday. Uir month... 1-' l y. ojlinoul Sunday. Bool J Weekly, ono roax 'J tunJay. an rear auadajr a J W :y. an year. ......... IBT CaRBIKK.) i'a". Sunday included., an yaar. ...... 'y. Sunday Included, on month. .... ' oar to Beaalt Bond PoatolTlc man? aider, aapreea arder r paraonal chork o eur total ta-it. staicpa. coin or currency a.-a at th Miitrt riak. Oiaa aoatoirira atareee ia y .j ; i including- caunly aad tt fraatasa Hat 10 ta f pagaa. 1 coal: 1 la staaaa. 1 canta: So ta 4u pa. eaata: ad t paces, casta. Wattit aoatad u.a rat. Laatara Roalawoa Office Vott Coak tn .New Torn, tiraoawlck bulldlBS- Cnl-- ih emiidias. POKTLA.VO. Tl'CKOAT. AIOfST . 1H- THE WATER-LEVEL II AIL. The wheatgrowers of Eastern Ore gon and Eastern Washington who have been encouraged to dream of In creased profit a a result of the new Joint wheat rates to Puget Sound are doomed to a rude awakening If the conception held by the Seattle Times of the outcome Is correct. The glow ing prospect of two great markets Instead of one. with the new market paying as a rule 2 to t cents more per bushel, has been .held out to them. It has also been declared that wh,at prices in the two ports would he equalized upwarj to the reported higher Puget Sound prices. Natural ly the growers have become Jubilant. But now must their fond hopes h turned to dpa!r. for in an In structive article on the link of advantage- in a water-level haul th Times tel!s us that wheat prices are to be equalized downward Instead of upward. It Is the f'ut Sound buyer who Is, to profit by the rate, not the Inland Empire grower. Says the Times: The m'Tlere of Puf-t Pound hare, for fi fca-n forced t vT two or three rant ear suantf mora than Portland for wheat irn.Ti -ineee joints In order to com Bela. It la. therefore. evident that our millers e-Jd fr::y n-rr-r ander theae near r -a. cnir einorrer. and alao what, la aaooa aa th Independent eaporlera of Portland. !!! alao areatly proa per. for they ran sow purrhaee wheat from many mora interior r-wiute tnn eter and pay no mur than Portland aMFPra. But perhaps, the Times Is as muddy in Its reaaoning as it la In Its con ception of shit the rate really Is. It speaks of the O.-W. R. N. Co. mov ing wheat under the new rate "over Its own rails to Seattle." and of hav ing by entrance to Seattle avoided an order of the Washington Railway t'omnls.lon that "would have forced the O.-W. R. tc N. Co. to haul wheat to Portland and turn It over to the Northern Pacific to be hauled ll miles north to Seattle." As a matter of fact, the new rate Is not to app'y to traffic moving to Puget Sound via Portland. The rate Is via Wallula and the Northern Pacific's mountain route. The O.-W. R. tc N. Co. has simply sacrificed the long haul on a portion of the wheat traffic from Its exclusive territory in order to obtain the long haul' to Portland on a portion of the wheat from com petitive territory. The entrance of the Harriman system Into Puget Sound points can have had no bear ing on the making of the rate, unless. Indeed. "Pugt Pound shippers of freight other than wheat threatened to boycott the new Portland-Secttle line unless the Joint wheat rate was ordered In. Am the Time asserts. Portland has felt a setr-eatlsfactlon over Its water level railroads perhaps too Idle a eIf-satI.faction. More assertlveness might have given the general public greater returns from the advantage of the city's natural location. But Seattle also boasts of superior natural advantages. Its press has continually derided and misrepresented Port land's harbor facilities and has held up Its own as Immensely superior. We find the Times In the same article from which extracts have already been quoted, saving this: Puret Sound rorta bar practically no port rharce. th coat of handtlng wheat from ear to Vp la no htsher her than t Port land iPor-land Tapar aay It ta !. tha rost of taktnf that ship to th ovean from P'jffet found porta Is taaa than th cost from Portland ta th ovaru Tho rat from Pugt gourd and from Port. and to Liter tool. England, art th aam. Tet with these boasted advantages, if they do exist, the Times tells us that Pu?t Sound exporters, now on a par with Portland In the matter of railroad rates, will pay no more for wheat than does Portland. Seattle may well ask Itself what advantage is there to boast about In superior harbor facilities If they do not enable exporters to pay higher prices than do their competitors and thereby in crease trafrlr. Just as Portland Is ask ing Itself what Is the advantage in a water level railroad haul If It does not give Portland better freight rates and greater traffic than cities barred from their territory by a range of mountains. In truth Portland has no fear of harbor competition with Puget Sound. If a difference exists against Portland. Portland can correct it by Improving the port and Its facilities. But Puget Sound can never raxe the mountain barrier. The railroads will always toll up its steep and wooded slopes or else go around. The 150.000.000 tunnel Is visionary and an absurdity. nd Portland undoubtedly has It within It power to gain lower freight rates from the Interior than are now obtained by Puget Sound. If com parison of length of haul and cost of haul In an action before the Interstate Commerce Commission will not do It. Improvement of the upper Colum bia will. Wheat growers of Klickitat eormty are today getting four and one half cents more for wheat at the Columbia river shipping "point of Columbus than they can obtain at rail shipping points. The railroads will meet the water rates when water transportation Is given to so great a number of communities that It will cut materially Into the rail traffic. W only reed to apply our advant ages. They will then become some thtrg more than boast. The readmls-Ion of Jews to Spain after four centuries of exclusion 1 undoing too late a btunder which was one of the main causes of Spanish decadence. By expulsion of the Jews and Moors Ferdinand and Isabella drove out of Spain the .chief factors In Spanish industry. the Spaniards considering any occupation but statecraft, soldiering and land holding beneath their dignity. This happened at the opening of Spain's great era of foreign and colonial con- quest, during which th wealth of Peru and Mexico waj poured Into the kingdom and large part of Europe, fell under Spanish sway. The arti ficial wealth and military glory con cealed the mischief done by the ex pulsion of Jew and Moors and aggra vated by the persecution of Protes tants by the inquisition towards the end of the sixteenth century. but when Spain lo-t the Netherlands and the Empire and the flood of Ameri can riches fell off. her military power decayed and the nakedness of tho land was exposed. Religious bigotry has proved a poor Investment. THR IMMOLATION OF ALASKA. Mr. Church, who writes to The Ore gonlan today. bursU forth In the fa miliar sing-song of the crank "re former" who see) the Big Interests' behind every bush, and who Is af flicted with a chronic nightmare about monopoly, corporations and the railroads. The alternative of PInchot and Pln chotlsm Is not spoliation of Alaska by greedy financiers. The Orejconlan does not oppose conservation. . but fa vors U. It protest against a bureau cratic strangulation of Alaska and the public domain. It wants all bogus and fraudulent claims to Alaska lands and to public lands everywhere denied and the swindlers who would rob the people exposed and punished. There has been a lot of fraud In Alaska claims, as there has been much dis honesty In Its government. But that la no reason why we should Insanely say that all claims are fraudulent or should abolish all government,. Except for Plnchotlsm we should have had cheap Alaska coal landed today at Portland wharves. But Pln chotlsm has locked up Alaska, and. In defiance of law and common Justice to many honest Alaska claimants, has stopped the development of the terri tory. The cost to Alaska has been In calculable: the cost to Oregon heavy; the burden to worthy cltlsens who sought to Invest In Alaska ruinous. The Government of the United States ought to keep faith with Alaska. But It has not. and appar ently It will not. Common fairness, common Justice and common decency have-been Ignored by the Washington bureaucracy. The Oregonlan .wants Alaska developed. In accordance with law and In recognition of the lights of the living. Alaska should not be Immolated on the altar of a fantastic and Impractical theory of conserva tion that would do nothing worth while now, but w-alt for unborn gen erations to do It. TARif-r roB roi.iTirs only. President Tat has not ' only ac cepted the challenge which the Dem ocrats and Insurgents made In pass ing their three tariff bills, but has taken the aggressive In such forflble style as shows him to- be prepared for a fight on the tariff Issue through the coming year. In opening his attack he has branded the policy of his opponents aa "tariff for polUIca only" a name which will stick In the memory and will be .recognlred by Impartial observers of the pro ceeding of Congress at the recent session as truly describing the pur pose of the tariff bills. It is a name which the allies will not easily live down. The President left nothing unsaid In his Hamilton speech to show the Inconsistencies, the blundering and the sinister motives of the allies. De mand for Impartial ascertainment of facts Is followed by hasty action when those facts could have been se cured by waiting ninety days. Prom ise of free raw wool Is broken on the pretext that a 20 per cent duty Is necessary to wipe out a deficit, when no deficit, but a surplus, exists. De nunciation of logrolling Is forgotten and logrolling Is resorted to In bring ing about a compromise between the two diametrically opposite principles of tariff for revenue only and pro tection. The result Is a Wool tariff which accords with neither principle and violates both. It Is j hybrid product of political miscegenation. As it w as with the wool tariff so with the free list and cotton tariff. Both parties to the alliance acted directly contrary to their professions and passed bills which they would not have passed IT they had expected them to become law. Their design was to win the favor of all "who desire tariff reduction without Incurring the enmity of the protected industries affected, and. when their pretended efforts failed to bear fruit, point to Taft's vetoes and tell the revisionists that he thwarted them. That the Democrats only used the Insurgents aa cats pa s Is evident from their conduct in regard to the cotton bill. When the regular Re publican Senators walked out and gave the Democrats an adventitious majority, the latter promptly broke their agreement to substitute La Follette's cotton bill for their own. They passed their own bill and took up the Insurgent amendments and passed them, the Insurgents, consist ent only In their Inconsistency, vot ing aralnst ' measures which' they themselves had Initiated, the only reason being that they would not help the Democrats steal their thun der. They played politic from start to finish. At the recent session the Demo crats "put It up" to Taft without suo cess. The President's speech fore casts that at the regular session he will "put It up" to the Democrats In such forcible style that by no manner of squirming can they evade the Issue. When the Tariff Board reports on wool and cotton they will have no alternative but to base laws on them. It is not conceivable that the Tariff Board's report will Justify any of the provisions of the Underwood La Pollette bills, and If the allies pass bills In accordance with the Tariff Board's findings, they will Justify Taft's vetoes. If. In spite of the find ings of fact, they should attempt to revive the vetoed bills at the regular session, they will stand convicted of blocking revision for another session, for they will know In advance that their bills are doomed to be vetoed. In Including La Follette and his little band of Insurgents In his con demnation the President gives no tice that he regards as Republicans only those who work with the party on fundamental question of policy. The Insurgents cannot continue to enjoy the privileges of membership In the Republican party while they vote with the Democrats. How little they have In common with their tempo rary allies Is apparent from the fact that one of them. Brlstow, Introduced the amendment to the direct election bill which aroused Southern anger. That the Democrats regard them only as a convenient weapon for use aglnrt the Republicans is apparent from the violation by the Democrats - . .v. Kill oi ineir agreement va tuw inuu w... when they found Insurgent aid unnecessary. The President has so completely exposed all tricks, shifts, evasions of his foe.' anrf his own version of the tariff doings at the extra session is so obviously reasonable and true that he might fairly have begun as Prince Henry began In addressing Falataff and his band of bravos: "Mark. no-, how a plain tale ahall put you down.; I.OteTBR. rOR THE PACIr'lC. There Is great hope of the success ful planting and propagation of the American lobeier In the waters of Oregon and , Washington, after many attempts have failed. This cheering Information Is Imparted In a volumin ous bulletin of the United States Bu reau of Fisheries, written by Dr. Fran cis Hobart Herrlck. which from Its thoroughness seems to deserve the title All that Is worth knowing about the lobster." Five attempt's to acclimate the American lobster on the Pacific Coast were made between 1874 and 1889, when E0 animals, some of them with . were successfully carried across the continent and distributed all along the Coast from Monterey Bay to Puget Sound. Concerning these attempts Dr. Hugh M. Smith, of the Fisheries Bu reau, wrote: No poaltlv ranulta having appeared, th aperiment a aa rr.i.wid In th Fall of l'". when a pclal ca-l'.a'l o hnvd lobular. mimhiHn, mare than all th urevlou plant combined, waa dlapatched to Puget Sound and In IV 'i a ami mr axtnive piani. satins about looo adult lobater. was mart In tn same water. runner vt'nei n- wlll Ha mad until tha lobater 1 removed from th llai of lallurea and recorded a, areat financial aa well a a saatronomic ucceaa. Although Dr. Smith falls to dlstln guJsh between the two sections, a large part of the last shipment of lobsters waa sent to Taqutna Bay, Oregon. Dr. Herrlck promises perseverance In propagating lobsters In the Pacific, saying: Wa bellev that this bureau ha takrn a moat commendable atp and In th rlaht direction, th Initial attempt belns to find a watar where th Atlantic lobater will thnva. When thla primary queatlon ha bean settled, further Importation to that point. upplmenled in time by artificial Droiaca:lon. oromla wall for th ventual earabliahment of new and remote flaherle which, for all that I now known to the contrary, may at soma futur day enjoy a grtater proapatity ven than -those nearer bom. Lobsters have been a favorite lux ury of the Atlantic Coast since the days of the Pilgrims, who caught them weighing twenty-five pounds apiece, a giant one weighing thirty-four pounds. In 1740 large lobsters sold for "three halfpence" each, but the price ta now 26 cent a pound, that price being paid for one weighing 3 pounds 9 ounces. which la equivalent to 90 cents a pound for the clear meat. The prod uct of the lobster fisheries of both America and Europe has diminished enormously in the last two decades, particularly In the United States and Canada, but the Increase in price has been such that the present aggregate value is much larger. The average size has also much diminished, the present legal limit of catch being 1 ! pounds. If the lobster should be ac climated on the Pacific, stringent laws, strictly enforced, will be necessary to allow it to grow and multiply. THE X'EW COVRSB OF STI'DY. Superintendent Alderman has pre pared a course of study for the Ore gon public school which ought to make every child In the state his friend forever. The course has three pre-eminent merit. In the first place It Is one of the moat practical we have ever seen, sticking closely to the home ly common things which are the warp and woof of life. But while It makes the simple realities the basis of educa. tlonal values, this admirable course does not stop with the material. Mr. Alderman is never satisfied un til he ha opened a window toward the Ideal. Take, for example, what he has to say to hi, teachers about draw ing. This Is perhaps the most prac tical study In the world. Engineers, carpenters, pattern-makers, masons, all must know how to draw. But Mr. Alderman doe not Insist upon the utility of the art. That he leaves to be discerned by one' common sense. What strikes him Is Its Ideal value, the world of beauty which It reveals. Children naturally appreciate beauty, he reminds us, but too often thclrtaste dies away In the sordid routine of life. By drawing their Inborn love of beauty I "developed and may replace the craving for unwholesome pleas ure." This Is sound philosophy. Indeed It Is the comment which runs through the course of atudy which appeals to us as its third and very likely Its greatest merit. Mr. Alderman writes like a man who has pondered the sub ject of public education deeply and with broad comprehension of Its many sided problems. He seems to under stand a well as anybody how essen tial It Is that children should leirn In school practical things like agricul ture and manual training, and for these branches due provision 1 made In the course of study. But, on the other hand. It has not escaped him how fundamentally Important good health is. What shall It profit a child If he learn everything there la to be taught and loses hia eyes in doing It? Mr. Alderman has much to say about hygiene, and It Is surprisingly sensi ble. He seeks to undermine the Im pregnable stupidity of the public about fresh air by teaching the young to breath It and crave it. He rrasps the-fact that tobacco and alcohol are not the only menaces to health. Im pure water is as bad as they are. and our practical Superintendent of Pub lic Instruction tells the youth of the state how to avoid contaminated wells. It is a far cry from' hygienic wells to cube root. The world jnoves In spite of all the despairful sights we see. But we Insist that the best part of Mr. Alderman's pamphlet Is Its high aim. He has hitched his wagon to the stars, though he never forgets that the road It must follow Is laid out on solid ground. In this course correct Eng lish, for example, 1 something more than a pious aspiration to be talked about but never attained. We find precepts which will actually lead to the goal If they are followed. The children are to repeat stories which the teacher ha told them while she prunes their language. They will write out the stories a litgle later. Best of all. they are to commit poetry to memory, and we hope they will re cite It so often that It will become an unfading possession to them. Noth ing In the schools of today adequately replace the Friday afternoon for "speaking -pieces." which has. unfor tunately, been abandoned. For some timid children It was a trial to stand up before the whole district and "speak a piece." No doubt those who found It too painful should have been ex cused, but for most of the pupils the day was one of pleasurable triumph and the bit of verse and prose which they memorised for the grand occasion were never forgotten. They remained in the memory a standards of lan guage. Ideals which must have told for correct expression even If they were never lived up to. It is sometimes Questioned by writ- fers whether our schools and colleges really promote the use of correct English. The language of children's "compositions" 1 so frightfully self conscious and prim that It cannot help much to form good habtls. Doubtless they dislike it aa much as they do Sunday clothes and are only too glad to lapsA into the rude vernac ular as soon a they get out of school. As for the colleges, they certainly strive to make their students speak and write good English, but the tide of fashion runs strongly the other way, A college student who wishes to be In the swim must speak slang on the street. In the ballroom, on the athletic field. If he uses correct speech where slang Is possible, he betray his social deficiency. College songs are com posed In a sort of argot. They seldom condescend to good sense or good Eng lish. In the face of such a fashion, what effect are the professors homilies likely to have? As a rule bachelors of arts speak no more correctly than mechanics. All the more need, than, for Mr. Alderman' resolve to begin language practice early and co'ntlnue it long. In this particular, a In oth ers his recommendations are so well considered that they cannot help be ing Incalculably useful If they are heeded. If Mr. Alderman's authority were commensurate with his stand ards, Oregon would have ideal public schools before his term of office ends. The Minnesota farmer who has found by experience that horses can work by night with less exhaustion than by day In the hot season has em phasized a useful fact. Were we all wise the world's work would be done, not by night perhaps, but In the cool of themomlng and evening. Dur ing the blazing midday hours effort would cease.. Some would sleep and some would play, but none would toll under the sun's vertical rays. What la more persistent than super stition? Mrs. Dowie announces that she will found a second "Zion" after the model of the late John Alexan der's, and apparently the faithful are ready to flock to her fold. Dowie had some Ideas on economic subjects which were well worth putting into practice if they could have been Iso lated from his fanaticism. Perhaps his widow will preserve his good sense and discard his folly. The great salmon pack of the Co lumbia River this season is at least partly due to the fishery law passed Jointly by the Legislatures of Wash ington and Oregon after the passage of the two Oregon Initiative bills had thrown the Industry Into a hopeless tanele. It prove also that our re sources can and will be conserved as efficiently by state a oy federal ac tion. The cruiser Boston has proved the excellence of the harbors of Portland and Coo Bay by going in and out without difficulty. If the Navy de partment could only be inveigled into sending a battleship to Portland, the department would finally be convinced that Its maps are out of date and would get new ones. The Flnel'sh strikes demonstrate that the course of peace is In the hands of the workingmen. By strik ing simultaneously the trades en tra traA in transDortatlon oaralyzed the traffic of the nation. If they were to strike against carrying troops and military supplies, they couia prevent war. In contrast with the deadly panic In the moving picture show at Cannons burg, Pa., after all danger from fire was -past is the daring and coolness of the Oregon City mother who res cued her baby from a burning home. Another effort will be tnada to pre vent execution of murderer Webb, and in these days of miscarriage of Justice his attorneys may not. be blamed for using every subterfuge to thwart the law. Yet they but prolong the agony. if ViA nrlmarr nominating election ' is to be held sevqjf months before the November election, many a suc cessful candidate will be elected and forgotten before the voter has final opportunity to mark his ballot. " If the fortune Inherited by the two rvl brothers of Spokane Is Hke many other English "fortunes, the brothers did wisely to continue work ing at their trades, pending arrival of the money. Another victim of attempt to board a moving car lie In a local hospital with a broken back, nigh unto death. Warnings are many, but each un-. fortunate thinks he can do it "this time." T.awaon m a.v take a sDOrtinj; chance on the tock exchange with out legal Interference, but when he raffles a horse and buggy at a county fair he Is going too far. Tha wreck on the Lehigh Valley is now said to be due to a rail that was defective when It left the rolling mill. One excuse Is as good as an other. If Industrial trouble can be averted those who bring about such solution will be given full credit. This is no time for labor disturbance. It has come to the point where fatal accidents at automobile and aviation meet are expected and taken as a matter of course. Those Hood river "fellers" seem to be determined to keep In the lead. They now talk of hauling their fruit in auto trucks. The new vehicle law will revive the fashion of sidelight that adorned the doctor gig half a century ago. The halo that surrounds a Federal court Is too sacred to be shattered by common or uncommon people. The fate of free newspapers in Oklahoma showed the people took them at their value. Onlv a few days are left for the. straw hat and the bathing gift. , MR. CHURCH AND CONSERVATION He Has Vision of Gobbllnar Trnsfa mmd Wicked Gnasrenhelma. PORTLAND, Aug. 25. (To the Edi tor.) It Is very manifest to the read ers of The Oregonlan that it is wholly antagonistic to the prevailing cry that Is being sedulously raised that some of the remaining possessions of the Government should be held as a usufruct of the people rather than to be shoveled into the maw of Big In terest. The Oregonian's principal rea son seems to be that because it has been permitted in the past it shoud be continoed in the future. There are few that are so bold, in Dublic view, to proclaim that the ad mltted wrongs by which the most ot our National assets in the way ot mine timber and . coal have been absorbed under cover of loose and fjagitous laws, made purposely to contribute to the cud of corporation control, should be continued until the last vestige of natural ownership ha ceased. Cannot The Oregonlan get in line with almost unanimous sentiment with Roosevelt. PInchot and that first one on the firing line. Glavls, who have succeeded in bringing this wholesale spoliation to a halt, ever if a few mil lionaires have by this frustration suf fered in the loss of a few dollars In their abortive attempt? I am sure there will be few found weeping. In common with Taft and The Oregonlan, that tho famous Guggenheim-Morgan attempt at gaining possession of one large coal field be hind Controller Bay was thwarted. Can The Oregonlan not find common ground with the great majority of its readers who will be grlad if Congress will direct that railroads be con structed at public expense, with docks, at which to receive 'the coal for cost at which ships' may call for roads to deliver dow-n the Coast?, The Oregonlan Is well aware that for manufacturing we are greatly in need of the cheapest of fuel In order that we may successfully compete with the East in the .great race for commer cial supremacy the operation of the Panama Canal will thrust upon us. Does It think the coal fields of Alaska, If Morganlzed, as it seems to prefer, which : also controls the railroad sys tems across the Continent, will give us fuel -cheap enough from Alaska, it they control it, to in any way help the manufacturer here, as against the manufacturer in the East, whose prod ucts they wish to freight our way? Notwithstanding its desire that, the Alaska coal fields fall to the Interests it favors, let me ask The Oregonlan to give some concern for the future ot the City of Portland and the cities of all the Coast, so that The Oregonlan may .become proportionately greater. too. CHARLES P. CHURCH. PLEA FOR MOINT HOOD COMPANY. Correspondent Believe Near Railway la Infatrly Treated by Council. PORTLAND. Aug. 27. (To the Ed itor.) It seems unfortunate that a great enterprise like the Mount Hood Electric Railway cannot secure a fran chise to enter the City of Portland The officials did not seek an entrance into the city until they had expended a very large amount of money as evi dence of their good faith and ability to keep any contract they might enter Into with the city. The objection to granting tne cortlpany a temporary permit to construct a streetcar line from East Eightieth street and Villa avajnue eaet to connect with their line at Ninety-second street is unsatisfac tory. During the Simon administration, as during the Lane administration, the matter of. the Mount Hood Company holding; some adverse right to the waters, of the Bull Run River' was threshed out. and a great many people assumed that a satiefactory and con clusive settlement had been reached, and now when the owners of the abutting property petition the Council to grant the Mount Hood Railway a temporary right to construct a street car track to their station on Villa ave nue, he Council, in my opinion, should grant the request. It would be of great benefit to the people, saving the half-mile walk through the dust. How Inconsistent the position taken by Councilman McGuire in refusing this petition of the people, saying he would vote for no special privilege to a cor poration, then the very next measure coming before the Council was a like pet'tion from Twohy Bros., which Mr. McGuire supported. If this report is correct his action is contrary to the in terest of tho people. Should tho petition be refused for the reason the company has had some little difficulty with its electric labor ers? Are there not other and more Im portant reasons for the continuous re fusal to grant t.his great 'enterprise a right to enter our city? Nothing has come, to Portland in years that Is of so much Importance to the eastern portion of the city and all the rich territory east as the Mount Hood Electric Com pany. It is beyond the knowledge of a large portion of the people of the city why this company is compelled to fight for yeans for every inch of right of way into the city, and is met with bitter opposition at every point. Is it not possible that the people would fare better If there was a little less politics and more business In theouncll? C. B. LA FOLLETTE. 10 East Eighty-first street. North. OREGON NEWCOMER IS PUZZLED. He Wonders What Impelled First Dl- trlet In Choice of Representative. BEAVERTON. Or., Aug. 27. (To the Editor.) As I have only been a resi dent of the fair state of Orejp some seven monfha there is much twout the state and its politics for me to learn thit to the residents of many years In this state Is j simple and common knowledge. There is one thing I feel the need of more light upon Just now, and that is the Honorable A. W. Lafferty. His letter of August 17 to the voters of Oregon does contain some interesting information. It whet my appetite for more. I am new here and I would like to know what district he represents In Congress, and how the voters of -his district happened to let him steal "first base. He tells us he is captain of the Congressional baseball team, but he overlooks to mention the score of laxt week's game. But perhaps he will let us know aboui these thing soon. Is this man Lafferty of such magni ficent dimensions politically that we should overlook that he harbors bats In his social belfry? His letter of August 17 alone Is reason enough to request hi resignation. He will at least be worthless in Congress till he rets married, and who would want to marrv him now? DAVID LINGMAN. Double Eagle of isr.i. TILLAMOOK, Or., Aug. 23. (To the Editor.) Please inform me if a $20 gold piece dated 1852 and without the words "In God we trust" Is of more than face value. E. H. The words "In God we trust" were not printed on United States coins un til the '60s. All 820 gold pieces of 1852 are without the words and are worth face value only. - The Familiar Keyhole. Puck. The Cop Which of these houses do you live in? Mr. Jaggs Take me all 'long the street, Iemme try every door, and the only one I can't open ish mine. RANDOM OBSERVATIONS ON LATE CONGRESSIONAL SESSION. Scan not the Congressional record . My son. to find hist'ry therein, ', But remember Its contents is largely Not what was, but what might have been. Think p'ou to Judge of the doings Of men who are makers of laws. When you count in the Congressmen's speeches. The bracketed "cheers and applause." If "cheers and applause" waxed too frequent. And the speaker should fear writer's cramp. Would it render the cheering less fervent, Were it done with a nice rubber stamp? Do you dream, oh my son of the thou sands Who listened with ears opened wide? Forget not how many might duck it. And smoke In the lobby outside. If one be new come Into Congress, To fight for the commonwealth's good. There's really no need that he mention The fact of his bachelorhood. The people may read with some pleasure, A young Representative's speeches. But fail to appreciate duly His rhapsodies penned about "peaches." Then youth, if thou wrltest a letter. Play safe, tear discreetly and burn it; Thereby saving much explanation. If her father should call to return it. Much marvelled I in the late session. And sat with excitement agog, As I watched the Insurgent appendage Try to wag the Congressional dog. Insurgent-Republican were thef. And therefore great marvel was mine That the tail was most readily always Hooked onto a Democrat spine. Strange was it not. how that caudal Contingent was pestered and nagged, When spite of the "good of the Na tion" The dog was not readily wagged. A tariff board should be created From this howl much Joy they Strange then, they could not delay action 'Til the board, they had called for arrived. When wool was laid out for the flaying. How the East and the South got to gether; But later J whispered of cotton. And they said, "It is beautiful weather!" I said to my soul. "Ah 'tis lovely. Their unselfish fight for the people." And back my soul answered me calmly. "Aw shoo the . bats out of ryour steeple!" Then looking again on the turmoil. Beheld I the aim of their craft. With wool tariff spade they were dlg- A nice hole to stow away Taft. And behold the muck rakers were ready To rake the soft sod over it; Just one thing they hadn't prepared for That Taft and the hole didn't fit. Insurgency's mills may grind slowly. The whole extra session aiong, But somehow after all of their grind ing, Taft keens right on coming back I strong. The long session finally was ended, Ann viewina- the facts one by one. I pondereTl full long and full deeply To figure out wnai naa Deen uune. And scratching my head, low I whisp ered To my soul, "Well, at least make confession. That they've done a great work for the people. In this recent Congressional session. But lo, as I bent dowu and listened For the answer my soul might turn loose. Mr- soul looked at me with calm pity. Ana Baiu HDciv, " " 1 Dean Collins. Portland, August 27. 1911. You and I. If I were you (and an Optimist), I'd rave of the beauty of hills sun kissed. Of the cloudless sky serenely bright. Of the health-giving virtues of warm sunlight; I'd stroll through the parks with a moist, happy smile. Mopping my brow with contentment the while; I'd revel in sleeping with only a sheet For cover at night; I'd freely stand treat. Thinking meanwhile with a Joy quite Immense That a good ice-cream soda costs only ten cents: I'd cheerfully bear dust, mosquitoes and bliss. With each slight annoyance my spirits would rise; Sour cream in my coffee would cause no dismay; When my last fainting collar would fail a nnite away. I'd Joyfully hunt up that old celluloid My wife made me promise like sin to avoid: No mundane thermometer'd e'er mar m v bliss If I were but you (and an Optimist!) p-.a. Tint alnca I am I (and a Pessimist), I Just say confound it that I must exist! . 1 iza DC L ri vvauace. Corvallis, Or. Solace?. It's good to know, when his work is done And the laborer homeward repairs, Though the world recks not of the poor man s lot. There's someone at home who cares, nd it fine to feel in a world of sin, whan ho'i met and resisted Its snares. There's someone on earth who knows his worth, Someone who really cares. ' Oh, the solace to him who strives; To him who sutlers ana aares. On this gray old sphere to have one near, Who is faithful and always cares. And well for him who runs the race. Or the heat or tne Duraen Dears, If come what will of good or ill There s someone somewnere wno cares. Mary H. Force. Portland, August 23. 1911. A Serenade. A youth went forth to serenade The lady he loved best, And by her home at evening When the sun had gone to rest He warbled until daylight. And would have warbled more. But morning light disclosed a sign, "To Let," upon' the floor. Charles Houston Gondlss. By William C. Freeman. I have repeatedly made the state ment in these stories that Ms; copy la not eaaentinl to an advertlxina; auccea. Small advertisements, if run with per alatency and rcealarlty, will build a permanent and aueresaful business. Wallach Brothers, of New York, are a standing illustration of this fact. They started in business in 1SS7 In a small store, 7 by 15 feet, with a cap ital of a little over $1000. They commenced to advertise in April, 1SS8. in w hich month they spent f37.04 in the newspapers not a big amount, although It was big for the firm at that time but Mb enough to make a little iiiiprenalon on the public. They pcraiafed in their advertising, each month adding all they could af-, ford to the appropriation. The buslnea -crrw aloniy but nurely. They now own frve Mores in New York, and their business has grown to be one of the largest of its kind In the city. Their advertising appropriation at the present time Is between five and six thousand dollars per month. Al nioat all of thla money la apent In the newspapers. Their advertising announcements are plain and straightforward, and they alwaya make their claims srood. The success of Wallach Brothers proves that It Is persistent atlvertlalng .within the limitations of a business that brine; actual result. Any firm, no matter how small, that advertises regularly and backs up that advertising with reliable mer chandise can attain the same meas ure of success. Steady, eonslatent advertising will btlild a atrady, eonaiatent buslnea. (To be continued.) Country Town Sayings by Ed Howe (Copyright. 11)11. by George iltthew Adun.a. After a man has once occupied a big position, he usually continues big feeling as long as he lives. When 1 see a man go into a dentist's office. I can't help wondering whethei he is going to have his tooth filled or pulled. Experience shows that successful men usually make their money at home. Much of the unhapplness In the world Is due to people expecting something that can't happen. A man who is alw.-rs complaining li always willing to exaggerate. Every time a really smart woman looks at a man, she thinks to herself; "How easily you men are fooled." No wonder the teacher knows , se much: she has the book. Hard working people have lots ol Idle time they forget about. Women have a number of longings, but what they long for most Is a little income of their own. Few men are as good as the advice they give. Mean husbands and fathers are not as common as they used to be; civiliza tion bluffs the mean man more ano more every year. Brad's Bit o' Verse (Copyright, lull, by W. IX Men,.) I went to church the other night, and I was sad and pensive; for all the week I'd waged a fight with toil that was in tensive. An usher bowed me to my place with neatness and precision; I closed iry eyes in fervent grace ami roamed through fields Elyslan; but soon my errant thoughts were curbed no, not by hymn or praying; a ragtime tune my peace disturbed the village band was playing; and then the choir got up and sang with speed that fairly clattered; it made me feel like saying "damn" my pious mood wa shattered. So many weary hearts were there to hear the sweet, glad tidings the preacher dished them up a pair of mo tion picture slidings; I'm patient, mod erate and slow, and not the least con trary; but when they sprung that cur tain show. I beat it for the prairie. Thffc- went to church In Olden times with sorrow and contrition; they told the tale of primal crimes and preached of dark demnition; they took poor trembling, quaking souls, for love, anil mercy yearning, and yanked them over red-hot coals, then snatched them from the burning. It was a fierce and awe some way to save the dying millions: but it looked better any day than churchly vaudevillyans. Portland an IVheat-ExportlnB Point. PORTLAND, Aug. 27.-1 To the Edi tor.) In course of conversation with a resident of Salt Lake City during a recent visit there. I stated that the Port of Portland either shipped about one-fifth of the total annual wheat crop of the United States, or that one-fifth of the total crop of the country 1? grown in the belt embracine Eastern Oregon and Eastern Washington, I did not know which, neither of which was. granted. I may be in error, but it occurs tc me that I read some such statement in the columns of The Oregonlan at some time or other. I would thank you for definite in formation on the subject. . LAWRENCE MANNING. During the cereal year of 1910-11 Portland exported 7,345,784 bushels of wheat, valued-at $6,314,303, of a total of 23,388,619 bushels, worth $21. 696, 335, that was floated from the United States to foreign lands. In the wheat expor tation 15 customs-nouse oisiricis iiai tlcipated. Portland leading all with hearlv one-third of the output and Pu get Sound was second with 3,997,43d bushels, valued at $3,461,200. Grounds or Aator Divorce. PORTLAND, Aug. 27. (To the Ed itor.) Will you please answer the fo': lowing questions with reference to John Jacob Astor, who is soon to marry Mis Madeleine Force? First What was the cause of divorce from his former wife? Second What is. tl amount of Jils wealth at the -present, time? SUBSCRIBER. A statutory offense on the part of Colonel A-stor was the ground on which Mrs. Ava Willing Astor obtained a decree of divorce. Colonel Astor's wealth has heen variou-sly estimated at from ,100,000.000 to $200,000,000. Analysis of Water. GILMER, Wash., Aug. 24. (To the Editor.) I would like to have some water from a spring examined and I have heard there are places that exam ine it free of charge. Please let me knowaddrefcs of such a place. MRS. S. A. STEVENS. The chemistry department of the Washington State College at Pullman. Wash., would probably analyze the water free of charge.