10 THE 3rOKI"G OREGOXTAX, "VTEDXESDAT, MAT 31, 1911. tilt (f)tt$nmn tnfmd at Nrt?aa4, OrtfOK .reetaffiee ee -ftl-c.ae Matter. tdK(UM aaMe lavai-ieai la Ad' rBT HAIL) rarTv. Pon4ar tsaladsd. era yawr....... 1 s iB-l J ln-lud4. Di moatlil ... X allr. -.,n4v tacia threw KMtla.. I i - T . fur liT IB-ln'1(l. en moato. . . Tl-V. ltb3t fuBltr. or.a yar. ....... 1 ai-y. without S-inir. s SBaatne. .... X :tT. witr-.ovt Sua.lsr. lre moetha... X itvc Suaaay. ewe aaai. V. : r. ! yr. ........ I S dy. -, rear . uaa enA vMkir. BT CARRIER) Tv-ifT. Wneeav t-lj44. rear....... Ie::y luar lelwl.'M mMtk .TS "w HiIt ea roatorru naewav erer. npm order T srMsal cbace local Mnk Stamp. Co. ee ciirwCF bi tie a J r'... H-w postofflce dirwm la full. Iarlvtf:c ce-antr eae state, hitiw Ratae le to r r-. l eaet: 14 M riM a cati; miom paaa 1 eants: to aasaa, 4 eeata. rtrl(a poslas-e eWtsbta rata, . aw-a i IWIni Ttftt Cask. tor, rituiul, baUdlng. CA4- ftlogvr Sul-a'aa-. l"OATTA.VD, MCnXEAOAT. MAT Si. U1V. TU UtOBT BALLOT UJUIX. Tb Short Ballot League of Ore gon hma tAkea An extreme!? Judicious tap by declaring It friendliness to the Oregon System at the outset. The league, aa a body, and each of its In dividual members go on record as be lievers In the Initiative, referendum, Statement No. 1. the direct primary and the corrupt practices act. Hence It la Impossible to accuse the league of a secret Intent to destroy these pop ular measures. More or less suspicion of this sort has haunted every effort Heretofore made to restrict the Bum bar of Initiative proposals at any elec tion or to make other desirable chances In the system. The charge always goes out that the changes some sinister purpose) lurking In tha dark. The number of Initiative measures en tha ballot must remain unlimited because. If a definite num ber la fixed, the "interests- will rush In fraudulent proposals op to the limit and there will be no room for the well Intended. This Is a sample of the objections which have been made to every proposed reform In the sys tem. But now that Its declared friends have taken the matter In hand, we may hop for something more en couraging. It Is Idle to expect the ordinary Toter to understand the full bearing of the dosen or more measures which cumber the ballot at successive elec tions. Nor can he form a rational Judgment npon the merits of the multitude of candidates m hum he Is asked to Tote for or against. Necee aarily he acts in the dark. It la fully aa Important to lessen the number of candidates on the ballot as the num ber of Initiated and referred measures, la both cases there should be a limit. The matter of candidates Is easily disposed of by making many of the minor officials appointive. The peo ple gain nothing but corruption by electing them. To limit the number ef Initiative measures on the ballot Is more d.fftcuit. Still It can be done. No problem Is too difficult for human Ingenuity o solve If It goes honestly to work. In this particular time It self will no doubt exert a certain cor rective Influences When the regular legislative bodies have been so disciplined that they function properly the people win look to thrm for d -alrd laws Instead of resorting to the Initiative. The same cause will greatly diminish the use of the referendum. Hut In the mean time some regulation of these salutary processes la essential to prevent abuse. The man who devises a plan which wi:i prevent excesses) and not hamper the proper use of the Initiative and referendum wl.I deserve well of his countrymen. go on as they are and fear nothing front the Sherman an tl-trust act unless Congress Intervene. Those which restrict competition stand on exactly the same footing as those which restrain trade. The first sec tion of the act forbids the one kind, the second section forbids the other. The court holds, however, that It Is only "unreasonable Impairments of trade and competition which are pro hibited. The New Tork Times. In upholding the decisions of the Supreme Court, draws an Illusory distinction between the restriction of competition and the restraint of trade. The anti-trust act forbids the latter, says our contempo rary, but not the former. It forbids both with the same rigor, as anybody can sea for himself by perusing the statute. Moreover, the Supreme Court finds the same guilt In limiting com petition as In hampering trade. It ac cuses the Tobacco Trust ef doing both and make both equal grounds for the order of disintegration. It la al together chimerical to claim that Con gress In passing the anti-trust act In tended to forbid the restraint of trade, but not to forbid the restriction of competition, and It Is untenable to argue as the Times does that the Su preme Court permits the reetrlcilon of competition by Its decree and bans the restraint of trade. It treats both sub jects exactly alike. Naturally If Con gress had Intended to permit the de struction of competition and the Su preme Court had done nothing more than carry out that Intent Justice Harlan would be mad to accuse It of legislating, as he did In both the dis senting opinions. But Congress had no such Intent and the court has done something essentially different from carrying out the purpose of the law It has vitally altered the law by In serting a word which reverses its meaning. To call this anything elee than legislating Is to juggle with words. The court has obviously legis lated. That the legislation la salutary and will promote the public welfare does not alter the fact. Nor Is It cer tain that In the end the public wel fore will be promoted. It might have been better for the Judges to point out the defects of the law and leave the correction of them to the constltu tlonal lawmaking body. It Is pretty certain that the recent decisions will now become a political Lssue. not so burning as the Dred Scott decree, but resembling It In many respects. The people under one pretext or another are sura to vote upon the Supreme Court's opinion and either approve It or obtain its modification. A court In politics Is an unfortunate spectacle. In our opinion the consequent evil will be far greater than could have arisen had the Judges waited for Congrese to amend the anti-trust act even If the wait ing had been long. But Rome has spoken. The die Is cast and for the next 10 years we must expect to hear the spellbinders of one party accusing the highest court in the land of usur pation, while those on the other side do the best they can to defend It. The end does not always Justify the mean a. I to arouse anything but the friendliest needed to assist in paying expenses, feeling between Southwestern Wash- ' But whether these tolls are to be high ington and the other cities which with Portland have a common interest la the prosperity of all of the North west. NON-F AKTtSA NSKIP. The essence of the movement for the commission form of city government throughout the United States Is non- partisanship and non-polltlcal con trol and direction of municipal affairs. The public has come to see the folly and stupidity of electing any man Mayor, or City Councilman or SchccI Director, merely because he Is a Re publican or a Democrat. There Is a story about the old-time Iowa politician, who was deploring the pass ing of the good old days. "Why," said he. "it used to be here that we could elect a yellow dog on any Republi can ticket; but we can't now." "Why notr "Well I suppose," was the re ply, "we elected too many yellmr dogs. The temper of the times Is to dis courage political activity and partisan ship where there are no clear politi cal or partisan Issues. The public has wisely concluded that It Is better off with less politics and more sanity and sound business Judgment In municipal administration. If Portland shall adopt the commis sion form of government it will neces- or low, it Is time that the schedule was being made up. Much of the transportation business of the world Is handled on contracts made many months, or years In advance, and it Is due our prospective customers that they should know at the earliest mo ment what they may expect In the way of canal tolls. It should not re . quire a very great knowledge of math ematics or of the world s commerce to enable Congress to frame up a schedule that would make the canal attractive to much shipping that is at present following other trade routes. If the proposed "no seat, no ride measure is adopted the street rail way company will be within the law if It supplies a sufficient number of cars to provide seats for all persons who have waited not more than five minutes. But if the number of cars Is provided and the persons who have been waiting four, three, two or one minute are stronger, more energetic or more determined than those who have been waiting five minutes they will get the seats to which the five minute crowd Is entitled. The street car company will not be able to dis tinguish between them. It will have provided the seats. No more can be demanded of It. The burden of tn- definite waiting will devolve prtn- sarlly drop party nominations for city cipsaiy on tne gin cierns, me snop ..n pki mi w. - - n wti ' Ders and the women with children. MR. KIESLA.VD DEFEXDS MEASURE OYS BT Sat TKat TRCT AM COIX& The decree by which the Supreme Court brings to an end the K-ng trial of the Tobacco Trust Is In full harmony with the recent order for the dfcvolu tt"H of the Standard Oil Company and la based on similar reasons. The court finds that the trust has been a com bination In restraint of Interstate and forrlgn trade, and that It has been a monopoly, thus violating both ef the prohibitory sections of the anti-trust act. Moreover. In the opinion of the court, the conduct of the trust has ben so high-handed. It has com mitted deeds so ruthless In grasping bnitneaa and throttling competition, that there la no possibility of bring ing It under the category of "reason-!.:- combinations. It must therefore dissolve. But on the other hand, six months, or even more, are to be al lowed for the dissolution, and It Is to be performed under the supervision ef the lower court from which the case was sent up. The hope Is that from the constituent elements of the trut Mint new condition can be cre ated which shall be In a.-conlance with tbe law. The lower court Is to lend Its good offices for this purpose and possibly suggest measures which may help make the last agonies of the combination less painful than they might otherwise be. The Supreme Court does not leave us entirely In the dark as to the na ture of the "new condition" which Is to arise from the nebulous fragments of the Tobacco Trust. In the lan guage of Justice White. It Is to be "a condition of disintegration." We infer from this that the lower court will not permit a new trust to pro ceed from the remains of the old one, since that would be a condition of combination and not of disintegration. However, there are many signs in the process of the court's argument which seem to ln.ltcs.te that the dissolution need not be complete. The clear In tent Is to brtng about a state of af fairs In the tobacco business which shall work Justice to the public while It does not needlessly Impair exist Irg property rights. Whether as one ef the consequences of this decree we shall again see small firms venturing Independently Into the Interstate to bacco business, and prospering, time wlil teX Justice White's language 1b the course of the decree makes no distinction between stifling competi tion and restraining trade so far as criminality Is concerned. Both acta, he holds, are well within the Intent of the anti-trust law. It may be. therefore, that any attack upon the prosperity ef a competing firm, even at small one. would bring down npon th aggressor the penalties of the law. It Is perfectly plain beta from the present decree and that by which the r-tandaxd Oil Company was ordered to dissolve that the Supreme Court wta clscrlmlnate sharply between trusts. Those which are unreasonable must () cr exisrsnct. i nsa Qica uvi. -i;.U; the rule cX reason may i re BIWOX AXD TIIK BUDGE. The Broadway bridge has had a ca reer of vicissitude, vexation and ob struction. But It Is to be now a real ity, and not a hope or a dream or an aspiration. Scinsh opposition has made Its last effective stand. It has been routed completely. It may whine and bluster and fuss a little more: but It can do nothing to hurt. The bridge will be built. The successful termination of tbe Broadway bridge troubles la due large ly to the persistence and superior di plomacy of the Simon administration. The Mayor has waged a determined battle for the bridge. He has bjifflcd the objectors at every point. He has sold the bonds In face of contemptible and Ingenious efforts to hurt the city's credit. He has at last got the finan cial status of tbe bridge firmly and favorably fixed, so that the work will now go on. The success of Mayor Simon In the Broadway brlJre Is a vindication of his methods and a triumph of sagacious and effective manage ment. It Is a timely Illustration of the value to Portland of such a Mayor. mRTLAXD AXD Rig VT.Ki flBOKs. The attitude of Portland at the meeting of the Southwestern Wash ington Development Association at Chehalls this week will be the same as has characterized the policy of this city towards all adjacent territory In which Portland does business. There has never been a time In the history of Portland, when It has been either necessary or advisable for Its business men to take advantage of tbe misfor tunes of rival ports. The unparal leled prosperity which we are now enjojing Is sufficient testimony as to the merit of that policy. The people of Southwestern Washington, since the earliest settlement of the country, have always found In Portland a very satisfactory trading point, and Port land capital has done more to develop that portion of the Evergreen State than has been performed by all other North Pacific ports combined. Kor that reason, and also because the Inhabitants of Southwestern Wash ington Include thousands of ex-Port-tanders or ex -Oregon la ns, the most cordial commercial and social rela tions have always existed between thl city and the rich region from which we are separated by a state line. Port land has not always been In a posi tion to lend all of the assistance that was needed In public and private en terprises In that region, but It has never shirked, when It was possible to render any assistance to a reeion which In turn has long paid tribute to Portland. It would be useless to deny that there has been a trace of selfishness In this attitude of Portland toward the Southwestern counties In Washington. The same selfishness. however. Is found In the expenditure by this city of millions In Columbia River Improvements which will bene fit the entire Columbia basin. If the expenditure by Portland of one dollar In the cause of publicity, or In Improving the river channel, makes Indirect returns of the dollar expended and an additional dollar, Portland Is perfectly satisfied to per mit any other portion of the state ollices. There will be no Republican or Democratic nominees for Mayor or other political offices. There will be a general primary wherein any . citizen may run for any office without refer ence to party affiliation or designation. Candidates receiving smaller votes are eliminated. Candidates receiving larger votes are eligible for the election. The commissioners are chosen from ehe survivors. There Is no talk or discus sion or consideration of party matters. The nomination of Mr. Simon as an Independent candidate for Mayor la quite In accord with the general senti ment for non-partisanship In local contests. The effort to elect Mr. Rush light as the Republican nominee does Persons who will not or cannot en- gage In a riotous rush and Jostle will stand on the street corners until the evening rush Is over. It would be great stuff to hand It to the corpora tions In this way. "We will go right along doing busi ness, and everything will be straight ened out," said one of the principal defendants In the tobacco trust case. This seems to be about what happened in the Standard Oil case, and what will probably happen In the other trust cases. Judged by precedent, the cele brated Union Pacific-Southern Pacific merger will receive an admonition not harmonize with his professions for similar to that which Is now occupy- a commission government. The local i lng the attention of the Industrial political Republican machine does not want the commission government, nor do the active politicians, nor do the seekers of special privilege, nor thu In. tercets, nor the contractors, nor the saloons, nor any of the other associ ated workers who are trying to push Rushlight In, In order to get something out for themselves. If Rushlight shall be elected, we shall hear nothing more of tbe com mission form of government for two years, except humbug professions that he Is doing all ha Judiciously can to bring It about. MR. RTCAtAXD'S IJTTI.E BILL The communication from Mr. Ben Rlesland published elsewhere In The Oregonian reveals chiefly what trivial notions burden the mind of the spon sor for the local public utilities bill. It Is Illuminating to that extent and no further. While It may be comforting to Mr. Rlesland to know a competent attor ney drafted his measure, the people, we take It, should look to the text of the document and not rest content with Its authorship. The measure In a doscn particulars contains provisions hlch even Mr. Rlesland ought to know are Inoperative and unenforce able. The city of Portlind has no more authority to direct the Supreme Court, the Circuit Court, the County Grand Jury, the Sheriff or the Gov ernor what they shnll do under given circumstances than it has to direct the Sultan or Sulu. If Mr. RIesland's attorney Is competent then he Is also either careless or has assumed for Portland authority which he knows It does not possess probably under in structions to make the measure a good vote catcher. New Tork City, true, has what amounts to a local commission. But It Is a body, created by state law and Is delegated with powers by the state which the city of New Tork could not give It- The Oregonian has no knowledge of the Commission in the cities of Nebraska and, we opine, neither has Mr. Rlesland. The Oregonian has never expressed a doubt that a few remnants of the Rlesland bill will still stand after the courts get through with it. The Oregonian In the one article did not attempt to give all the fea tures of the Rlesland bill. It had mentioned, theretofore, the matters whose omission Mr. Rlesland criti cises It has stated clearly and dis tinctly that the referendum has been Invoked against the Malarkey effec tive state measure and that this ref erendum will undoubtedly fall, there by causing the failure of the Rlesland bill It months hence If It shall now be approved. , Mr. RIesland's attitude concerning the gross earnings tag measures di rected against public utilities is the Identical thing The Oregonian has of ten decried and denounced. Certainly these measures If adopted will bring In a large revenue to the city. But why spend that revenue for an in effective Commission when we can get an adequate one for a fraction of the cost? The sacrifice of needed things for extravagances is reprehensible, even In the face of added Income. We can use the proceeds of the gross earnings taxes to better purposes than promoting the political fortunes of Mr. Rlesland. Mr. Kellaher and like dema gogic guardians of the public welfare. Weaksew of Cewimlaalow Bill Over by Invoking Attoraey'a Sue. PORTLAND, May 29. (To the Edi tor.) In The Oregonian of May 2 an editorial la printed which makes re peated reference to me and my work in connection with the Portland Public Service Commission act. which will be voted on June 5. I wish to correct few of the statements made in this editorial article. In the first instance, the bill referred to, being No. 132 on tbe city ballot, was framed by a committee appointed from the different Improvement clubs of the City of Portland. We employed a com petent attorney. Mr. A. E. Clark, and every section of this bill was framed to receive the shafts of the opposition, vis.: the public service corporations. As chairman of the committee which created the same. I feel it my duty to state that the Indeterminate franchise provision which Is Inserted In the act was taken from the Wisconsin law. It Is a necessary safeguard to the work of any commission and the public serv ice commission act. Without it. It is Incomplete. Again, section 58 of the act provides that any provision of the act in con flict with existing law shall in no way Interfere with the operation of tha bal ance of the act. Consequently, the con clusion In your editorial on this par ticular point is without reasonable foundation. Again, we do not claim that our act will regulate the public service cor porations outside of the city. That power should Justly be in the hands of the State Railway Commission, where It belongs, and I do not see as the City Of Portland Is much concerned as to the regulation of corporations outside of Its corporate limits, except in an Indirect way, but Portland is concerned with the effective regulation of public service corporations in the city limits, and that can only be done by a local commission, as it Is In New York City, which Is simply a city commission in effect, although created by the legis lature, there being no Initiative law under which the City of New Tork could or can create a local public' serv ice commission. We are favored In having this privilege under the Initia tive as applied to our city. St. Louis has a city commission and an effective one. The citizens of Nebraska enjoy the same privilege, and last Winter a strenuous effort was made In the Ne braska Legislature to take this privi lege from the citizens and place It In the hands of the State Railway Com mission, but -the attempt was over whelmingly defeated. The editorial Is again wrong in say ing that the Board of Commissioners is unlimited In the amount of its ex penditures. This is not true, as the commission must get its money through the city machinery, the same as any N OT since the time when "David trusts. These roads, even if they are divorced, will, however, "go right along doing business." It will be nec essary for the roads to employ more officials and to rent more high-priced ticket and freight offices, but the dividends of both roads, which will still be paid by the public, will con tinue to flow into the same coffers as are now receiving them. The advan tage to tha public by compelling some of these trusts to keep their profits In two safes Instead of one la not very clear as yet. Driving a heavy train at high speed round a sharp curve on a new track cost the engineer of one of the new Milwaukee & St. Paul trains his life near Maiden, Washington, yesterday. The fireman was also killed, but tha steel coaches which are now becom ing deservedly popular on all first-class roads prevented any loss of life among passengers. The accident on the Mil waukee, like that of the day previous on the Burlington line, seems to have place among the "preventable" dis asters of the rail. The Burlington wreck was due to a misunderstanding of orders, and the Milwaukee wreck acnarentlv to bad Judgment on the part of the engineer who paid the Malarkey state wide commission penalty with his life. The ingenuity of man has thrown a great many safe guards around modern railroading, but It has not yet succeeded In mak ing mortal man Infallible, and until this Is done, accidents will happen American storyville have readers come across such refreshing originality and crispness of personal comment as have Just come to light In Kate Langley Bosher's novel "Miss Glbbie Gault." It Is good to know what the novel is selling very well, and that many of those who have bought copies have been waylaid by economical souls who wish to borrow the book. Here are bits of wordly wisdom from Mary Carey and her other friends in "Miss Glbbie Gault": Ancestor worship Isn't all Chinese. An Ill- bred gentleman-bora Is still welcomed where an ill-born well-bred man la not Invited. I couldn't see a dog hit his tail on a fence and not tell bun It was barbed if I knew It and he didn't. Major Aides didn't really belleva the Almighty made common people. Ue thougrht ther came up like weeds and underbrush and. though you couldn't cut them down exactly, you must keep them down somehow. Younjr people have very different Ideas from their parents. They plank themselves risht straight alontreide of men and say they are just aa smart aa men are. Of course they are. Women have always known It, but they used to hava too much sense to tell It. I often think of what my old mammy told me tha day I was married. "Don't never forg-et. honey, that what you's mar ryin' Is a man." she said, "and don't be expectln' of all the heavenly virtues In him. They ain't thar." There Is nothlnjc a man can stand so much of as praise. w 1th ' only occasional excentlons a woman has just about the kind of husband she makes the man who marries her become. Throuch tha aires man has been too sen sible to wear petticoats and pink ribbons himself, but llkins to see them worn, he put them on woman and told her she was pretty with rhem. An Irishman can talk a eabbare Into a rose any day. And when he's got a rose to talk about, his own tongue couldn't tell what It might say after It starts. e New stories, and also others which are so good that they will bear repeat ing, appear In Archibald Henderson's new and critical estimate of "Mark Twain," Just issued. For Instance, there is Twain's "doubles" story. Like some famous men. Twain had doubles," knd about once a month he received a letter from some new double," enclosing a nhotograDh. To one these doubles. Mark wrote: My Dear Sir: Many thanks for vour let ter, with enclosed photograph. Your re semblance to me is remarkable. In fact, to be perfectly honest, you look more like me than I do myself. I was so much Im pressed by the resemblance that I have had your picture framed, and am now using It regularly, in place of a mirror, to shave by. xours gratefully, 8. L. CLEMENS. Twain complained bitterly that when Advertising Talks By William C Freeman Recent experiences with business placed in the chain of newspapers printing these stories, have taught me how hard it Is to do anything that does not call forth criticism how hard It is to make an advertiser feel that re j has done the best ha could for the amount of money he has expended. Representatives of newspapers of big circulations are apt to think that news-; papers of smaller circulations are not entitled to the Intelligent consideration of the advertiser. I. am very proud of the newspapers . printing these stories. Not all of them' have the largest circulation in their respective communities, but each has : a circulation sufficiently large to pay any advertiser, because each news-: paper bases its advertising rate on the quantity and character of the circu lation it has. ( A collection or chain of the biggest newspapers in big communities would cost the advertiser a proportionately' higher rate that is, a combined cir culation, of 4,000,000 win cost, rela tively, twice as much as a circulation of 2,000,000. If the advertiser buys the 2,000,000 circulation at its price, why should he be criticised for not buying the 4,000.000 circulation at its price? The publishers who have this 2,000, 000 circulation are Important factors In their respective communities and they furnish, collectively, a medium of publicity for any National advertiser at about half the rate he pays for publicity In the great weeklies and monthlies. If the big newspapers want their share of business, let them go after It In a legitimate way. We welcome honorable and intelligent competitors. That will help the cause of adver tising. But Just because publishers are big they must not think that publishers of honest daily newspapers with smaller Circulations are not capable of giving advertisers a full return for their money. This subject will be continued In to morrow's story. i (To be Continued.) other department obtains funds for he was In his most serious moods, peo Sir William 3. Gilbert, whose un happy death happened the other day, began life as a lawyer. More British men of letters have graduated from that profession than from all others together. Is there something In the Eugene running Its business. Is t reasonable to suppose that because the act allows additional remuneration of the City At torney. the commissioners will squan der the city funds in unnecessary vouchers to that office? The act has a strong recall provision, and If the commissioners do not do their duty they can be removed from office and honest and efficient men put Into their places. The Oregonian has failed to mention the two sister acts taxing the electric light and power and gas companies 3 per cent of their respective gross In comes. This will place probably 1200, 000 into the city treasury annually and after paying for running the city com mission, will be a material factor in the reduction of general taxes. Again, It falls to mention that the referendum has been placed ,on the bill and that it Is up to the people to say whether the city shall be denied local regulation. With a local commission and a 3 per cent tax as heretofore stated, the city will be equipped to get the maximum of service for the minimum cost from the public service corporations that are now operating with absolutely no dl rect regulation. BEN RIESLAND. law which Inspires latent genlusT Or does it provide that distaste for chi canery and deceit which is needed to make men face without shrinking the hardships of a literary career and con tents them with Its meager rewards? TRAFFIC IN THIS RFERCNITJSf. Newspaper Declares Direct Legislation Has Market Value. Eugene Register. While we do not see referendums quoted on 'Change, we find they have a market value. They are bought and sold a form of merchandising that has become exceedingly popular in Oregon under the Bourne-u Ren regime. As a sample of how "popular government" Purchase of dynamite or other ex plosives Is too easy. Why place re strictions on the sale of poison and al- I is trafficked in and made merchandise low anybody with the price to buy the I of. by the purveyors of putrid political deadly stuff unquestioned t The fa- I perfidy, note the following explanation tal Injury of a peace officer In Oak- " offered by one Van Orsdal as to why I the rafarsfiH 1 1 rv as rr o tint si a t fall land as result of an effort at revenge by a divorced man on his former wife. should lead California and other states to do something toward pro tection of life and property. No one Is safe under present conditions. The two desperadoes who, with the help of a woman, routed a posse of thirty men In Oklahoma and escaped to the mountains would have been heroes In more primitive times. Now they are simply criminals. Some day society will discover how to utilize the wild energies of this sort of men, as it has made fire and electricity its do cile servants. the referendum against O. A C. failed of the required number of signatures. He says: "Some time ago we placed an order with H. J. Parkison. of Portland, for signatures to the (O. A C.) petitions. expecting to secure the required num ber. After realizing the difficulty in securing the names of petitioners, we placed an order of 2500 with a man In Portland. He was unable to take up the work until after the primary and did little after that time." Here we luive a fine example of how Oregon politics is made merchandise of. "We placed an order with Parki son for signatures." says Van Orsdal. Are referendums to be bought and sold as you would buy and sell dry goods and groceries? Did Parkison pie refused to take him seriously. "It has been a very difficult matter." de clared Mark Twain, "to doff the mask of humor with which the public is ac customed to see me adorned. It is the Incorrigible custom of the publlo to see only humor In the humorist, how ever serious his vein- Not lone- aero I wrrote a poem, when I never dreamed of giving to the public, on account of its seriousness: but on beinsr Invited to address the women students of a great university I was persuaded by a near friend to read this poem. At the close of my lecture, I said "Now, ladles, I am going to read you a noem of mine' which was greeted with bursts of uproarious laughter. "But this Is a truly serious poem," I asseverated mly to be greeted with renewed laughter. Nettled by this misunder standing I put the poem In my pocket, saying 'Well,, young ladies, since you do not believe me to be serious, I shall not read the poem," at which tho audience almost went into convulsions of laughter." e Miss Susan Glaspell, the author of 'The VIsioning," Is planning to spend another Summer in a quiet canyon in Colorado. It was here, and in Idaho. 1 40 miles from a railroad, that Miss Glaspell became acquainted with the i work of the Government Forestry Bervice, or which Captain Wayne Jones, character In "The VIsioning." savs that this is a greater, more construc tive and comradely service than his own, the Army. a In his delightful, new book of essays. entitled "Prejudices," Charles Macomb Flandrau sketches the careers of some very Interesting dogs he has known. Jiggers" was one of them. "Jifrsers" was a Dachshund who believed in the efficacy of prayer. When he wanted anything he assumed the attitude and waited for results. If he was thirsty one came upon him appealing to a wash stand or a bathroom faucet. If he wanted a cracker, he was to be found, tired but patient, believing and erect, on his hind legs In front of the cupboard. Once In the country he longed for a porcupine that seemed to him a congenial companion and begged at the foot of a tree until the porcu pine responded by coming down and shooting 24 quills Into Jiggers' lovely plush muzzle. It took, affirms Mr. Flandrau, a quart of ether, a surgeon and a good many dollars to extract the quills. a Pemberton How about that poem you sent to Anybody's Magazine-has It appeared yet? Penley (gloomily) Yes; it appeared in the mail this morn ing. Boston Transcript. The recent serious accident to Ernst Country Town Sayings by Ed Howe (Copyright, 1911, by George Adams. Honesty pays twice as well as honesty. Matthew , half A circus wagon has a rich rumble that no other wagon can successfully imitate. It is better to stay at home than it Is to go to soma places. When you have anything to say in a business office, fire and fall back. Your surplus talking should be dona in society. Never take any man's word for any thing that refers to anything about an election. A man eats first, in order that he may hurry away to his work; but a dog can wait, as he has nothing to do. When a man marries a woman who suits him. a woman is the greatest in stitution in the world: Everyone en vies a man who is in love with his wife. How people love a little excitement! "Well," the women have a habit of saying, after a marriage, "she finally got him; but she didn't get much." When in trouble, you hate your friends for not helpins you. Half a Century Ago get some other offer that looked better Helnrlch Haeckel, the famous writer to him than the pay for circulating I and professor of zoology at Jena, has said petitions? How much nrlnciDle I emphasized the fact that Professor Is there involved In this kind of re- Haeckel is universally regarded as one The appointment" of Mr. Chapman as State Immigration Commissioner . . . iw. is mere invuiveu ui bins kiuu ui i i 1 J puts the right man In the right place, fQrm lltlCBT la Oregon henceforth of the foremost thinkers of his time, although he has long been filling the to be bampered, held back, reviled and He is now 77 years old, and the frac- poslUon as puDlicity manager 01 ino mauje toe laughing-stock of the nation I tunng 01 nis njp-oone. wnicn nappenea Commercial Club. His action noi will bear the official brand, minus any "booster" flavor. by allowing such procedure to con tine. or will It proceed to probe to the bot tom sueh methods and lay them, bare before an outraged public that they may proceed to correct the practices that are working Irreparable injury to the state? Oregon Is the only state In the Union so far as known to allow scheming opening the canal Is still some distance In the future. It Is time some con sideration was given this Important matter by the Government. Thus far the only bill introduced In Congress touching on the matter of fees is that of Mr. Fordney, and this measure pro vides only for exempting American merchant marine vessels and war ships from canal tolls. As any fav oritism shown American vessels in tolls would be a direct violation of the treaties we have with foreign coun tries, the Fordney bill attempts to evade this danger by a system of re- or the great Northwest to reap even ' bates or subsidies covering the amount FIX THE CANAL DTO. The most Important feature In con nection with the operation of the charged shipping. While the date of ' "n ,thls camf Xtt'Lt Honestly, now, does anyone suppose Senator Bourne really wants to dis place Marshal Colwell? To do so would remove the oft-recurring oppor. tunlty of appearing In the news dls- I manipulators to hold up an appropria Datches. "" I tlon ot an educational Institution. In UlllCt Dloll. . ...... .-.u L .U A . . ..-,-nl nm I 111 U U -jO fiAUS " " " wrww.u u.iuc, .ana m iuitiuuiiu.il .- i -,,h . thine-, whether or not thev were mlttee. If It has any duty to perform I part and parCei of or working in har- Is very Industriously dodging it to the benefit of all concerned. mony with an opposing college. A Show and a Yellow Dog. Detroit News-Tribune. The small amount needed for ex- I The small boy stood In front of the penses of the Corvallis regiment at dazzling lights of the cheap theater larger profits as a direct result of the Portland Investment. The policy of some ef the short-sighted people of Puget Sound In withholding from the Southwest support needed to se cure proper highways naturally awak ened resentment among the people In the affected territory. The capital which Portland could make out of this resentment Is so amail. however, thai It would have no place In the broad policy which this city exercises toward all of lis neighbors. There wt:l be no attempt oa the part of Portland paid by the American vessels. But before this can be done. It will be necessary to establish a schedule of rates. It will be a difficult mat ter at the beginning to make the tolls high enough to enable the canal to be anything like a paving proposition. If the tolls are too high, the advan tare of distance saved will lose its at tractiveness for shipowners, and they will continue to use the present routes. Even the attempted exemption from tolls of American vessels may drive away from the canal business that is the Rose Festival will be money well spent, even though salaries be trimmed to provide It. John W. Gates asserts Mr. Roosevelt Is a prevaricator in the steel trust af fair. Mr. Roosevelt's reply will be characteristic if not satisfying. Lemons are quoted higher on Front street and many who get them next Monday will find them still higher. with a yellow dog under his arm. Are you the manager or the show?" the boy asked of a well-dressed man standing near. I want to see the show, but I haven t got no money. I II tell you what 1 11 do. I'll give you this dog if you'll let me In." The manager's heart melted. He re membered that he, too, bad been a boy. You may go In. he said, "but never mind about giving me the dog. Take the dog along with you. Tbe lad went In with the yellow dog under hie coat. After the performance The emblem In bronze on the dark I the manager was etlll standing In front. blue uniform was the medal of honor and he happened to see the urchin come yesterday. Vacant lots overgrown with weeds are no part of the City Beautiful. The Milwaukee road had Its baptism In wreckage yesterday. out. "Well, sonny, he remarked, "how did you like the show?" "Oh, pretty well, he said, "but I m glad I didn't have to give you the dog." Decoration day became Desolation day in several places. Men and Girls. Puck. "Are men as black." she queried. "As they are painted, do you think?" In Yankee style I answered her: "Are giria, 1 aaltetw as plnj7 through the breaking of a stool on which be was standing to reach down book from a high shelf. Is no tri fling matter. Professor Haeckel. be sides being prodigiously thorough, has shown a marked faculty for making himself understood by the man in the street, and his "The Riddle of the Uni verse" and "The Wonders of Life1 have been widely read through their English translations In this country. H. Perry Robinson, whose novel, "Essence of Honeymoon," was pub lished two weeks ago, comes of a famy of distinguished English news paper people. iis Drotner, .rnu ttoo inson, who died a year or two ago. was a famous war correspondent, and another brother still living in Eng land is also a well-known writer. Mr. Robinson has spent a good portion of his life In America, and much of the fun in "Essence of Honeymoon" shows a decidedly American point of view. For many years' he lived In Minne apolis, where he was engaged in news paper work, and later he moved to Chicago. He made a thorough study of railroad matters, and is now In this country as a special representative of the London Times, with a roving commission. . a There will soon be published an English translation of Dr. Rudolf Bteiner's "Mystics of the Renaissance," bv Bertram Keightley, a volume of essays on Meister Eckhart, Johannes Tauler. Nicholas of Cusa, Theophrastus Paracelsus, Jacob Boehme, Giordano Bruno, and others. Other notable new books are "A Chinese Appeal to Chris tendom Concerning Christian Mis sions," by Lin Shao Yang, an arraign ment of the church's attitude in try ing to force certain primitive Christian ideas upon the East, and "Aspects of Religious Belief and Practice in Baby lonia and Assyria," by Professor iiorris Jastrow. 11 From The Oregonian, May 31, 1861. On account of the low prices of cattle In California the papers state that on several ranches the owners are slaugh tering large bands for their hides and tallow. The Dalles, May 2$: The scalps spoken of yesterday as being In possession or the Warm Springs Indians were taken by a band of about 75 of them from three Snake warriors and an old squaw. The Warm Springs warriors found these four alone and killed them. San Francisco. May 26: A duel was fought yesterday in Marin County be tween Show-alter and Piercy. both mem bers of the last Legislature. Percy was shot dead at the second fire. It is re ported that Show-alter was arrested to day. When the Xolse Brigade Works. Answers, London. Many brain workers find at times a distinct need for some violent frolic or escapade to relieve their pent-up feel ings and overstrained nerves. One such man has a preference for banging doors; another for playing the "Dead March in Saul" with one finger; a third, after a heavy day's work, will go round the neighborhood ringing door bells; whilst a fourth, to steady his nerves, will dash a teacup against a wall. It seems an Idiotic thing to slap a cabman's face to relieve one's feelings, yet this Is what a well-known actor does; and he does lit in such a gentle manly fashion, and pays so liberally, that the driver eeldom takes offense. A Prosperous Business Look Out. Stray Stories. T heard you have left Slogger Co.'s office." "Yes. I'm in business for myself now." "What are you doing?" "Looking for another job." One Good lUeal Is Assured. Philadelphia Inquirer. Mistress I have some friends com ing to dinner today, Mary, so I want you to cook your very beet- Cook You can depend on me, ma am; I've got some friends of me own com ing, too. The Beadjasunent. Washington (D. C.) Star. We'll have a new procession in tha pagean try that eaes To make our place In history one of its greatest shows. "Vox Populi" has spoken, and we're much disturbed to find Some marchers going on too fast and soma too far behind. There's a general readjustment, though our glories will not fade. The sands of time are ready for tha great and grand parade. But we'll have to change our paces. Thus decrees the latest news. And everybody's trying on soma other fel lows shoes. It's a weird and wondrous shifting m the matter of attire. Soma hats have grown too small for heads whose thoughts wa etiu aamire. Soma togas that were neatly filled hang wrinkled now ana siacK. And some of them, alas, ar ripped en tirely up the bacKi But the world must keep on moving and tha marchers must proceea. Though some be lame and footsore, there are others lor eacn neeo. Tha trouble with a misfit is tha tlma it makes you lose. So everybody's trying on soma other fel low's shoes.