TTTT7 MOnvrVG OTIEOOVTAX. SATURDAY. APRIL 29, 1911. lO Wit fepmmt rOBTXAXO. ORKOX. In t.r.'i at Portland. Oragon. Poetefflee aa P-oad-Oae Matter. tuUuUM Ka:.. rnrar'-ably In Adranc. (BY VAIL) r:tT. 8H!Jay trcluried. oti. year. . . .....!- I a:;y. S'jfMr taelod.!. sis BtBf . t a:tr. Suadsr include!, three montAi ai'.y. Sv.ater Included, oae inonl!l... ri:y. without Sunday. Or 7.r Xel y. wt"hHit 5'inay. aaenths. .. I a:iy. without Scalar, three rantaa. T'iir. wtthaat Sunday, aaonta . .. . , too i :j 1.TS w ;y. rv. y-tr ............. ffinday, ene year 1 ...... l -W Soauay ajui meekly, one year. ....... (BT CARRIER) Tvf?r. 8nday Irlnte4. en yer. .... Xaiiy Sunday Inciaded. ese month. .. .T How I KesnJt poetofftee erder. nirm jw or .- nai eb.- o Tour local cook. Minp com or cuii-ni j ere at tb. Mnd.r'1 ri.k. Ot.o poetofrica ediraaa la full. larlull&g count r tad aiato. rmw kaln-ll lo 14 p- 1 coat: IS to paaea. casta; SO to n pan, cents; n to o pe-ea. e cents, tore.-a pootaso eooble rata. Ivtwi Po.ta... Offlrta Vwt Si Cons Fa .s.w T'ra, Krunswuk. bulldlac Chi cago. Steger bolid es. rORTLAXD. RATrBJJAT, ATKIL IS. Ull. SOI. TAfT OX BXC1PROC1TT. Mr. Taft's New Tork speech on the Canadian reciprocity agreement will Impress the country by its candid fairness. Addressing one of the mo Intelligent bodies of men In the world, he Associated Press and the Publish es Association, he shunned none of Jhe difficulties of his subject and en deavored to persuade by straightfor ward reasoning. An excellent example of his candor I- V.. wit-. V. - M atvnitt 1 . .... , ....... - xne contrast tx-tween our government r Aiasaa ana mat wmrn canaaa pro- rides for hi-r crrit N'orthwest. In ftur territory we see a species of an archy prevailing which is no especial credit to ourselves and no great at ractlon to orderly settlers. The courts have been more or less under suspi cion of connivance with malefactors f one sort and another and the laws Ire laxly administered. In Canada. Just over the line from Alaska, the courts are as much, re spected as they are In London and Ihey merit respect as profoundly. The mounted police maintains almost perfect order. Life la as safe and as well regulated as In old communities. Mr. Tart used this disagreeable con trast with no little skill to show the emptiness of annexation talk. Why should Canada wish to Join fortunes i with a nation which Is so apt to let Its outlying possessions be misgoverned? Why should we desire to undertake new problems of government with so many old orvs still on our hands wait ing for solution? The most convincing argument which Mr. Taft made for the reciproc ity agreement Is to be found In the following quotation: "But there Is ene way. and that a conclusive way. of demonstrating the fallacy of their fears, and that Is to try It on." He referred to the farmers who have been Industriously Instructed that the agreement treats them unfairly. It abates the duties on their products, they are told, while It maintains those en manufactured e.rtirla which thv must buy. Thus their purchasing pomer is diminished while high prices are maintained against them. The President believes that this is all humbug. He ridicules the notion that the abatement of the duties on grain and wheat will diminish their market price. At the same time he tries to prove that the tariff between us and Canada on manufactured articles does not make them any dearer. No instructed person will question the soundness of the former point. Since the price of wheat ad corn Is usually fixed in the European markets It cannot be affected one way or the other by the tariff wall between the United States and Canada. Both countries must take what they can get , . . . ! In the world market, since both are , exporters. But it may be that Mr. Taft erred in asserting, as he did. that the cost of producing food products Is substantially the same on both sides of the line. "On the whole." he said, "the con ditions are substantially the same. On the price of farm land the differences are no greater between Canada and the United States than between the dif ferent states of the Union." This must be taken with some reservations. Out aide of the South, there Is not much farm Land In the United States which caa be bought at a low price, while the land in the South Is not suited to grain-growing. Canada, on the other hand, as Mr. Taft himself says In another part of the address, "has enormous tracts of unoccupied land." which is as fertile for grain as any In the world. On this area production Is far cheaper than it ever can be again In the United States, so that the Canadian farmers could undersell those of this country if they chose to do so. Of course they never will as long as both can find markets In Europe. More serious disagreement will arise with Mr. Taft's opinion that lowering the duties on snanufactured goods be tween us and Canada would not af fect the price here. His argument on that point la curious. The Canadians do not want the duties taken off. he says, because they know that our manufacturers can produce the goods cheaper than they can. and therefore can undersell them. And since the goods are made here cheaper than la Canada, how could the removal of the duties lower the price In our markets? This sounds convincing until w re member that a great many of our protected manufacturers actually sell their goods abroad cheaper than at home with the help of the tariff. Without the tariff they must maintain the same price In both places because ef foreign competition which the du ties exclude. We thus see very easily how tb removal of the duties between vi and Canada might lower manu facturers prices here even If we can make the goods for less than they can across the border. It would admit competition the Instant prices exceed ed a certain figure. At present this competition Is shut out by the duties. Mr. Taft correctly argues that the farmer has no real grievance because the duties are to be taken off his wheat and ere, bat it Is by no means so certain that ha ought not to com plain because they are maintained on the articles he mast buy. The Presi- dent seems to thick that the removal J ef the duties would confer a favor ! en Canada for which w would receive tit return. The favor would be wholly to our farmers. The Canadian manu facturers could sell nothing here be cause, as Mr. Taft says, their cost of production exceeds ours. But their threatened competition would sot pr- mit prices to rise above certain level and by that the farmers of this coun try would profit. THE MOROCCAN" TROUBLE. A few years ago one Mulal Hafld could be depended on to start a revo lution In Morocco at least once a year and not infrequently he would pull off two or three In a single year. The last revolution undertaken by Mulal ' " Perec that he succeeded in toppling nis oroiner Annul azu irom the Moorish throne. Mulal, finding the throne a comfortable fit. and feel Ins; good over guiding to success at least one revolution, neglected to take the usual precaution of removing Ab dul Asis from this earthly SDhere. Abdul Axis was reluctant to become , permanently Abdul "Asls-n't." so he ... entered the revolutionary game on his own account. Long experience In de fending the government against simi lar revolutions has undoubtedly given Abdul some valuable pointers In the game, with the result that he Is now af the head of a revolution fully as formidable and troublesome as any that Mulal Hafld formerly engineered for the purpose of unseating Abdul Axlz. This present revolution has Indeed become so serious that the deposed Sultan Is believed to have' the secret backing of some European power. With Mulal and Abdul literally and actually "fighting like brothers," there , lt also firowlna- friction amonr the i European powers over the question of who Is to referee the scrap, or, in other words, who Is to preserve order and prevent any damage to foreign Inteerrts while the revolution is re- volvlng. France, in accordance with i the agreement reached at the Interna- tlonal conference held at Algeclras, Bpa!n novr recOKnized a, having erlor Jurlsilctlon , Morocco and ! . - . . . . . has for vears been entrusted Jointly with Spain with the duty of policing the country. Just at present there Is a slight disagreement between these two international police forces as to which shall have the larger beat. While not apparent In any outward signs, it is believed that Spain's conten tion is receiving the secret support of Germany and that the cause of France Is being secretly aided by England. Germany never has been entirely sat isfied with the result of the Algeciraa conference. She is also anxious to se cure a foothold on the Mediterranean. But so long as France has the back- Ing of Great Britain there Is not much danger of Germany pressing her claims or airing her grievances. The Jealousy among European powers was always one of the strong cards played by Mulal Hafld when he was engaged in promoting revolutions In the coun try, and If Abdul Axis can now keep thorn making faces at each other, he will probably be permitted to carry on his warfare against his reigning brother indefinitely or until they ex change places. Morocco, without an opera bouffe war or a revolution, would not be Morocco. CANADA'S COION1STS. The recent coloolst movement of the transcontinental railroads broke all previous records. This movement mas merely a shifting of the people from one part of the United States to another, and while both sections In volved may have profited by this re distribution of population, the Nation gained no new recruits. Almost sim ultaneously with our own colonist movement there has been a similar one in Canada. Our northern neigh bors, however, have been more fortu nate, for while some of their people have shifted from Eastern to Western Canada, the greater part of the move ment has been by newcomers. During the season Just closed, there entered Canada through the port of Halifax alone more than 40.000 new settlers. Canada is thus drawing on the Old TL -l.t ' - -I.Iam- . V. nnnnlatlnn , ., . and at the same time Is luring msny . , . . . , , . . . highty desirable citizens from the American side of the line. Accurate statistics on the dimensions of this movement from the United States are not obtainable, but American citizens are flocking over the border all the way from the Atlantic to the Pacific, The United States is a distinct loser by this operation for the reason that nearly all of the people leaving the American side are comparatively well-to-do. They are taking the money that they have accumulated in this country and are using It in the de velopment of Canada. We do not get anything like a fair exchange In the t newcomers that enter the United States from Europe, for as a rule the Incoming European seldom has more money than the minimum allowed by law. Canada, for some unknown resson, seems to be getting a much better class of Immigrants from the Old World, as well as from the United States. Of the 40.000 who enteted through Halifax this year, more than S0.000 were of British origin, the Scotch predominating. The habits and industries of this (lass make them preferable to the type that enters through the Atlantic ports of the United States. The completion of the Panama Canal will tend to give the Pacific Coast a better choice of Im migrants. Oregon. Washington and Idaho still have resources that can be developed to great advantage by these new cit izens, and both the immigrants and the people already here will profit greatly by such additions to our pop ulation. A COXPANT or GIANTS. Members of the new Spokane ma chine gun company must be more than five feet eight Inches tall. The average height of mankind Is some what under this figure, so that diffi culty may be expected In filling the ranks of the new organization. But when the feat la accomplished the beauty of the men will more than re pay the pains spent in finding them. Up to about six feet, additional height multiplies the comeliness of the hu man male In a geometrical ratio. This la the rule, though there are some exceptions. When a man runs all to altitude beauty does not Invar iably Increase so rapidly. There must be a certain harmony between the width of his shoulders, the depth of his chest and his perpendicular height to mak of him an Apollo. Extremely tall men are singularly liable to the ravages of tuberculosis, according to soma authorities. Their chest expan- slon seldom keeps pace with their pro longation, and the consequence Is un fortified lungs. Indeed, all excep tional dimensions are rather undesir able In the human figure. The nearer a man comes to the normal average the more certain be la to have a sound ' constitution and to be more secure from disease. There la safety In me diocrity in more than one direction. Military people often have a pro pensity for collecting giants. The Spokane company v. ill not be exactly giants, to be sure, but they tend in that direction. No doubt the successor of Captain Wise will raise the limit to six feet, and In the course of twenty five years we may behold an ar tillery company In Spokane of which each member will be ten feet tall, truly a terrible, though fascinating, phenomenon. The father of Frederick the Great, of Prussia, collected a company of giants, which descended with his other treasure to his illustrious son. The old King loved to drill this astonish ing bund, which he had gathered from every country in Europe and endowed with exceptional military privileges. He even went so far as to select suit able wives for the men, without re gsrd to former connections, so that the race might be Jmproved in the upward direction. We are rot In formed what has been done in Spo kane along this line. A SEW CRYPTOGRAM. It Is amazina- to read of the mar- I vels which the Baconians find in . the Shakespearean plays by means of their various "ciphers." Each new disciple of Ignatius Donnelly discovers a new cipher Imbedded in the plays and each new cipher reveals the most aatonish- In taX about Bacon, his ambitions j and his deeds. The last revelation j comes from a Dr. Owen, to whom a cryptogram in the plays has disclosed that Francis Bacon murdered William ' Shakespeare and burled his sacred I head deep in the mud of the river Wye. If nobody had deciphered the cryp togram this awful secret would have ! remained unknown till the Day of Judgment. Then It would have come out with a shock of surprise which might have been disagreeable to the angels. Fortunately Dr. Owen has forestalled any such calamity. Hav ing dug the mystery out of the cipher Imbedded In the plays, he is now dig ging for Shakespeare's head in the river bed In the full confidence that he will find it. What a store of useless ingenuity Dr. Owen must possess. First he In vents a cryptogram. Then with per fectly amazing deftness he makes the Shakespearean plays deliver It up to i him In spite of the fact that they never had it. By proper manipulation any crytogram whatever can be made to emerge from any one of the plays. So it seems at any rate. And think of the marvels they disclose to the wondering .-world when they come to light. Why should Lord Bacon have wanted. to murder Shakespeare? Evi dently to make It more easy to steal bis glory. According to the new light Bacon did not write the plays. Shakespeare wrote them and Bacon stole them. This Is the more disconcerting when we remember that for many years no body cared enough about the plays even to edit and print them. What possible reason could the Lord Chancellor of England have had for first killing their obscure author and then stealing them? The question becomes piercingly pertinent when It Is kept in mind that the theft was not consummated until the maturity of the Illustrious Ignatius Donnelly, who. as it were, delivered over to Ba con the fruits of his iniquity. We await with some trepidation the revelations of the next cryptogram. No doubt It will prove that Bacon killed Queen Elizabeth. JiOTIvXg FOR INSURGENT TEMANDS. Imagining that they hold the bal ance of power. Insurgent Senators seem no longer content to wage a guerrilla warfare on the floor of the Senate, but demand a controlling voice in the shaping of legislation at Its Inception In committee. As the granting of their demands would have given them, in combination with the Democrats, a majority In several im portant committees, the regulars fought them to a finish, and, the Dem ocrats being unwilling to Interfere In a family quarrel, the regulars have won. Each of the insurgent leaders had picked for himself the committee which deals with the subject of which he has made a special study and on which he advocates a definite policy. Thus La Follette. the first of the in surgents, wishes to see railroad regu lation radically extended, to have the Government make a physical valua tion of railroads and establish rates based on that valuation; also to regu late future stock and bond Issues. He would have a fine opportunity to advance, his views as a member of the committee on interstate commerce. ' which prepares all railroad legislation. Brlstow was one of the most deter mined critics of the Payne-AIdrlch tariff and gave Aldrlch as much trou ble as any one Insurgent, When the Democratic free-list bill comes up from the House It -will go to the finance committee, hence Brlstow de sired a place on that committee, for he may wish to let some provisions of the bill pass. But If he got that place, the Insurgents and Democrats combined could dictate tariff legisla tion, and Republican control of the Senate would be gone. Bourne's motives were questionable. He had "Insurged" because Taft In sisted on reappointing efficient public servants In Oregon without regard to their opinion of the Oregon idea. If he is a convert to the Cummins or Brlstow tariff programme his change of front has been very recent. It will be recalled that not so very long ago Bourne admitted on the floor of the Senate that he knew nothing about the tariff and would therefore follow the lead of his friend Aldrlch. His stand-pat friend Aldrlch Is no longer In the Senate and Bourne may of course be now blindly following another leader. Knowing nothing of the tariff, however, he would be out of place on the finance committee, where some Initiative Is essential, and ,we do sot recall having seen any ex pression of his Ideas on railroad problem that will go to the committee on interstate commerce. But Bourne is conversant with the political game and talks learnedly of the Federal patronage. He showed his venom toward the President in a bitter personal attack In the last ses sion of Congress. Now, through the unwillingness of Crane to give up his place as chairman of the committee on rules. Bourne has succeeded to the chairmanship of the committee on postofflces. That committee reports favorably or unfavorably on all postal appointments. It prepares the post office appropriation bill and all other postal legislation and steers it through the Senate, President Taft is particu larly Interested In postal legislation and Bourne may have a fine chance to "get even" by butchering some of the President's pet measures. As a member of the committee on appro prlatlons, which has general charge of all appropriations, he will have similar opportunities. In the demand of La Follette and Brlstow for committee places, one can see a question of principle, but Bourne seems to seek chiefly the power of patronage and the gratification of revenge. Sibyl Wolfe, whose case has at tracted so much attention, both in this city and In Vancouver, at which latter place she was tried for theft. convicted and sentenced to fifteen years In the penitentiary, has been pardoned by Governor Hay. The par don carries wholesome restrictions, designating the girl's place of resi dence until she is able to work (the Louise Home in this city), requiring her to report once a month to the su perintendent of that Institution, when she goes out to service, and providing that she shun all evil associates. It may be hoped that the identity of the boy born to her will be merged with the family life of a suitable and reputable home, and that the place and circumstances of his birth will be forgotten. As to the young woman, she will be given every chance to re deem her name and character, and it may be hoped that she will rise to the opportunity and in later life become an honest wife and mother, thus dis proving the popular fallacy that a woman who falls from virtue can never regain her footing. 'Caruso Is said te receive IJ000 for every appearance at the opera house in Vienna. The amount excites won der and envy but It la a mere pit tance when compared with the amount received by the Emperor Nero who, according to Sentonius, was the Caruso of his period. According to the same authority, he was once given 1,000,000 sesterces, equivalent to 137,500 for a single appearance. To be one of the tyrant's auditors was a trying experience, as his perform ances were given in the form of sing ing monologues, often lasting four and five hours, with soldiers distributed among the audience with orders to kill those who attempted to leave, or who yawned or gave signs of Impa tience, Sentonius states that on one occasion several leaped from a second story window to escape, lending sus picion that the fabulous amount paid was because Nero was emperor of Rome, and not because of his trans cendent powers of song. Restricting production, or In any way setting aside the natural laws of trade, has never yet proved very suc cessful. It has been tried with to bacco by the Night Riders in the to bacco districts of the South, by the Brazilian Government with coffee, and now the French Government Is attempting to Limit the area of terri tory in which champagne can be man ufactured. As a result. 5,000,000 bot tles of the sparkling water have been emptied in the gutter in the town of Ay, which is but one of the French towns affected by the wine riots. The Government has defined the limits of the country where the wine product may be made Into champagne. The wine growers outside the restricted district broke over the line and gave evidence of their displeasure by a destruction that would have made the late Carrie Nation's raids appear tame and inconsequential. The oft-vaunted "Seattle spirit" fades Into Insignificance before the newly awakened Spokane spirit. This last Is to find expression next week in a banquet at which 25,000 plates will be laid, and last from 11 A. M. to 10 P. M. of a day designated in the Trav eling Men's Carnival, to be held in the Inland Empire city of Washington Spokane delicacies alone will be served and 600 Spokane women will appear In the role of waitresses. As a gastronomic feat this will exceed the annual dinner served to the Ore gon Pioneers in this city In June of each year. Truly, the people of Spo kane may be said to approach the carnival "on hospitable thoughts in tent." and being modern housewives of the first class, will score as being able not only to know how a meal should be served, but for their ability to serve one deftly and daintily. Italian crime statistics regarded in connection with the terrible develop ments appearing at the Camorra trial offer an interesting study In cause and effect. The testimony at this trial Indicated quite clearly that the Camorra had done more to educate the common people in con tempt for human life than any organ ization that ever existed. The effect of this light regard for human life and the necessity for extermination of the Camorra are revealed In statis tics showing that Italy has 81.2 mur ders for each million of her popula tion. The enormity of these figures can be appreciated when it is noted that France has but 15.6 per million, Germany 11.1, while England has but S.l. The charge that forged tags are used on automobiles In Portland seems ridiculous. The man who can afford to own a machine Is able to pay the license. In the case of a dog tag, it might be different. Men who accost women on. the streets should be punished, not given a suspended sentence. Drunkenness Is not a mitigating circumstance, either. A crazy American thinks Bacon killed Shakespeare and buried his head in the River Wye. Bacon should have used dynamite and scattered all the evidence. One Episcopal clergyman thinks the Ten Commandments too long. Tet they do not cover all the technicali ties now. This is Raisin day, and the end of the month, too, but many will notice that the boss is doing little raisin. Mr. Buddy Ryan is the here of the day, for it Is not given to every man to knock the ball over the fence. Strawberries proper flavor. them. have not' yet the One tastes money In Pretty soon will com the Chautau qua and W. J. Bryan season. FRENCH LIKE FRIED POTATOES. J Poa Frltee Are Veaded Like Pop- 1 corn or Peanuts. i T vunoumrJ t V ; T. D. Morrison, a Portland newspa- The street vending of pommes frltes, per man ha8 a utla aaUKhter. vlr or French fried potatoes, is peculiar to , ginla, who Is far beyond her years In the northern part of France. Pommes wisdom. "Dave" took her out for a frltes take the place of peanuts and pop- I stroll Sunday afternoon and they passed orn and are sold in much the same j through one of the large , . . . , . I cratic additions which is building up tashlon. Not only Is this trade carried rapidly- Virginia saw a number of on in some Instances as a regularly es- 1 agents with customers In tow looking tablished business, but workmen wishing ( over .home sites and she asked who all to increase their earnings come out on I those people were. Her father had to the streets in the evening and sell these fried potatoes from pushcarts. Their profits often exceed thalr day's wages. The pushcarts are of the ordinary type, but covered. A coke brazier is Inserted through the flooring, over which Is placed the large iron cauldron holding the fat obtained from beef suet. Raw pota toes, after being pared, are pressed through a special cutting machine, com ing out in long, narrow, four-sided pieces. These are immediately put into the boil ing fat and In several minutes are thor oughly cooked. They are then salted and sold In small paper cornucopias holding 1 or 2 cents' worth. Pommes frltes have the advantage that they supply a satisfying and nutritive meal for a few cents. This is especially appreciated by the mill employes during the noon hour, as they are thus enabled to have something hot with their other wise cold lunches. Rather than go to the trouble of preparing the dish, to say nothing of fillins' the house with the odor of boillnir fat many families prefer to purchase the freshly-cooked tubers from the nearest vender. These . frleo potatoes are not sold merely at meal times, but during the day, and are eaten like popcorn. The trade Is decidedly profitable even If conducted on a small scale. The usual price of potatoes ranges between $140 ana i lor zzu pounas. mho b costs 19 cents for 2.3 pounds, one kilo, and with that amount of fat It is esti- matea mat it pounas or potatoes can iw cooked, the fuel cost for the same amount not exceeding o cems. uo quantity of pommes frltes sold for 2 cents, while enough to satisry an appe tite, does not equal two ordinary-sized potatoes in amount, and It will there fore be seen that one kilo of cooked po tatoes, costing 6 to 7 cents to prepare. and sold at 18 to 28 cents, leaves tne vender a handsome profit. A license must, first be obtained from the municipal authorities by those who wish to engage In the traae. r ermissiou Is then secured from some cafe or es taminet proprietor to allow a cart to be drawn up In front of his establishment. If this is a Kood center the profits will be considerable, as 50 to 100 kilos of pota toes will be sold In an evening. A each eitv and Village In tne sur rounding region holds an annual fair at some period of the year, it is a regular business of certain venders to go irora town to town where the fairs are being held, erect their portable houses or booths, and sell pommes frltes with other lirht refreshments. These booths are oiten eiaooraieiy cuinuuraou tables, chairs, mirrors, electric ngnui, etc nresent aulte an attractive appear- nce. and sell as much as suu to iww kilos of potatoes a day, special paring machines being used. NO OVER-PRODUCTION OF R TIBER New TJaes Create Demand tr Increase In World's Supply. Consular Reports. Aa the area of Para rubber euinire In creases In the Malaysian Archipelago at th rata of several millions of 'rees a year, the question arises, Will cot the supply so far surpass the Jemanl that the price will fall below the prjf't-giv-lng line? Aa the soil of most of the Malaysian Archipelago is well adapted to rubber culture, and as rubber can tie proau. ea Badly frightened, the colored barber at a cost of 25 cente a pound and the . dropped his tools and hastened with field for the consumption Is extending . tn0 peopie of the town to the forts on rapidly throughout the world, It would j the edg;e of tho towlli where they re seem that there Is no valid cause for ; mained for about a week, when re alarm among those who are interested i inforcements arrived and the Indiana In rubber estates which nave Deeu started right and are managed right. The tuses of rubber are becoming so varied that the supply must con stantly and largely Increase In order to meet the demand. Aviation affords a new and ever-augmenting field for the consumption of rubber. The tire Industry Is as yet In its Infancy. Food anl liquid preparations, which are ever Increasing, need rubber to keep the. Jars air-tight. Formerly balloon fabrics were manufac tured solely of varnished silks, now rubber-coated cottons are coming into use. three plies of which weigh If ss than i ounces per square yard and stand a far greater strain than varnished ailks. The patent pipe lighters have rubber pluge. The shock absorber to reduce i brations on all kinds of vehicles, as well as machinery. Is made of rubber. La lies dresses are trimmed with rubber beads, and white rubber shoes for evening toilet are becoming fashionable. We have rubber etalr treads, and all kinds of special rubber shoes and boots are being manufactured and widely sold. The fuses used In mining will be painted vlth a rubber solution to avoid misfiring be cause of dampness. For taking nails from packing cases a rubber pad has been Invented. Trays and dishes used In photography are being made of rubber, and many articles made of papier-mache are giving way to rubber substitutes. The printer and the laundryman aro demanding more rubber In the various articles employed In their trades. In sub marine vessels it has begun to play a large role, and In shipbuilding generally Its UBe is constantly increasing; cover ing for the decks of vessels and com pound rubber flooring for various build ings la a probability, and even an adul terated rubber Is proposed for pave ment. Rubber tips for chair legs and toe caps for boots will come into com mon use. The field for the use of Para rubber seems to have no limit, and the money put Into sound rubber companies vhich have bought land by the acre and not by the square foot, and are cultivating it with care and managing the estate on good business principles, Is ss so-.cd an investment as can be found in any country. Lessen in Spaniak Art. London Globe. An amusing story is going the rounds of the French press. It is to the effoct that King Alfonso has an objection to gloves, which he carries so far as to appear at gala receptions ungloved. On a recent Journey to isaragossa nis ma jesty was surprised to find his portrait in one of the station rooms wim biuus. A railway official enlightened his ma jesty. The king's late father, it ap pears, presented his portraits freely, and one of these In oil -was placed In the room In question the royal wait ing room. The administration of tho railway works on economic lines, so It was thought that when King Alfonso XIII came to the throne a new portrait would have to be obtained. But the economist of the line brought his In tellect to bear on the subject, with the result that a portrait painter was called In to paint out the head of the dead king and substitute that of the reigning monarch. But the artist for got to paint out the gloved hands. Hobble Skirts and Reciprocity. Washington (D. C.) Cor. New York Sun. Representative Webb, of North Caro lina, who Is opposed to the Canadian agreement, compared the Democratic party to a girl In a hobble skirt he had seen on the street recently. "I watched her closely," he said, "and know she could not step more than six Inches." He thought his own party was hobbled In the same way by the Canadian agree ment. "Well, even a six-Inch step is better than nothing-." suggested Representa tive Thetus Wlllret Sims, of Tennessee. "But she was not even going In the right direction," retorted Mr. Webb, amid laughter. Timely Tales of the Day explain. "Papa," she exclaimed,, after .a few minutes' silence, "I'm going to be a real estate man and sell you a house." "All right, my lady; I think Id like to buy that big, nice one over yonder. How much will you sell It to me for?" "Seven dollars," replied Mies Virginia. "Well, well; that Is very cheap. Now, what kind of terms can I .have on lthe house?" "Ten dollars down and $10 a month," came the reply with a suddenness that took the prospective - "purchaser's" breath away. It seems that it was a case of a little pitcher with big ears, and Virginia had frequently overheard her parents Mis cuss houses and terms of .payment. Judge Will R. King, who served' the past four years as a Justice of the Ore gon Supreme Court, and who retired from the bench the first of this year, is regarded as an authority on the law af fecting water rights. His decision In i th -.. , Hl, ff ra ?,-. Kos haon In. corporated into legal text books as the stanaara law on riparian rignts, Judge King, who has resumed the practice of law, was arguing a case re cently in an Eastern Oregon court In which water rights formed the bone of contention and was reading a court de- j cislon to sustain the point he was mak ing when the judge Interrupted him. -jir. King, I don't quite agree with you Jn your construction of the opin- ion you aro reading," he said. "I think , you don't .exactly understand the point the court made In that decision. Judge King was quoting from one of bis own decisions. Judge W. S. McFadden of Corvallis, who Is a well known pioneer attorney of the Willamette Valley, when trying a case in court recently was pitted against a young attorney fresh from an Eastern law school. The novice had displayed considerabie egotism in hi discourse on the law of the case on trial. When Judge McFadden arose to speak he complimented his opponent on his brilliant argument and then, turning to tne court, said: Your honor, there are only two things that God ever made which are greater when born than In older life. and these are the grub bumble bee and the attorney at law. It will be 33 years July 1 next since fail Metschan, proprietor of the lm perial, was shaved, and then he was only nair snaved. There is a reason vhy Mr Metschan has always worn lull beard, although that reason is not known to even his most intimate ac- quaintanoes. On July 1, 1878, Mr. Metschan, who was then residing In Grant County, was in a canyon Ulty Barbershop. The col ored tonsorlalist had shaved one side of Mr. Metschan's face and had relath- ered the other cheek when the occu pants of the shop, as well as the clt Izens of the town were startled with the cry, "The Indians are coming:! This alarm was sounded by Joseph D. Combs, the famous Eastern Oregon Sheriff, who, In true Paul Revere style, dashed through the little town horse back, spreading the news that the red skins, under the leadership of Chief Joseph, were about to swoop down on , whites. were driven away. The precipitate haste of the barber In deserting his customer provoked Mr. Metschan so that he has not shaved since. What is more, he has no inten tion immediately of resuming the cus tom. Country Town Sayings by Ed Howe (Copyright, 1911. Gaorga Matthew Adama.) Men so often say: "It's turning out Just as I said." Don't let a book agent decide your literary taste. Children are scolded for being pig gish about taking the biggest, but their parents are Just as bad. It is not enough to admit that you are a fool; you must try to get over it. The nicest perfume for the person Is the perfume of soap used frequently. White men say It takes the Indians a long time to become civilized. Some white men are a little slow about It, too. Some men do not die until their machinery wears out. Others explode their boilers and die suddenly. When game was plentiful, guns were muzle-loaders and flint-locks. Now that there Is no game, what beautiful repeating shotguns and rifles we have. When I was a boy the most terrible thing ever known in our country com munity was called "Jake Wagner's Sin." One day my father, when In the woods, was bitten by a rattlesnake. Jake Wagner was a very religious man, and when he heard of the snake biting my father he said: "Why In thunder didn't he soak It in mud!" The average woman is permitted to believe that it Is her business to look after the higher life, leaving man to look after the lower life. From Savagery the Finger Bowl. Harper's Weekly. Civilized man did not invent the fin ger bowl either in form or In use. It was used in the South Sea Islands some hundreds of years before Euro peans and Americans found out that they were necessary to their own re finement. A bowl of water is handed round to every diner in a South Sea house. This South Sea finger bowl is half a cocoanut shell, beautiful, use ful, practically unbreakable, yet not of sufficient worth to prevent Its being thrown away tomorrow and replaced by a fresh one from the nearest palm. Mr River and I. St. Louis Poat-Dlspatch. JIv river and I are aa lovera that wander - By ways that aro pleasant and fields that are fair. Nor reck of the work-a-day world wait ing yonder With Its burden of car. O swift are the currents that wind through the heather, And bright axe tho waters reflecting the ley! O sweet is the song we are singing together- My river and I. Vy river and 1 are as one in the morning. When the breath of Aurora is over the deeps. And one when the low, level sun is bdornlng The Infinite steeps. O wide are the waters with purity glowing, And fair are the fields that go galloping by! O sweet to us both is the love beyond knowing My river and I. My river and I are but rendered the nearer Related in spirit for love that is sweet. And Time In Its inarch but returns us - the dearer Each time that we meet. O where then ia God with his beautiful features If this Is not ha in the lowlands and high ? O sweet la the bond between these of his creatures Mr river and L i Advertising Talks By William C Freeman. The David Gibson Company, Cleve land. Ohio, issues Gibson's Magazine, which is brimful of nuggets of wis dom. The following article taken from this ! little magazine points an advertising moral which should be heeded by all advertisers: "We frequently hear the statement , that people want to be humbugged. "They don't want to be humbugged. "They are humbugged so often that, in the absence of an explanation, they seemingly seek the process. "The reason is on the broad general principle that people believe what they want to -believe or possibly, what they prefer to believe. "For instance: The other day a well appearing man walked into one of the older established piano stores in Cleve land. ' "After going over the stock followed by some shrewd bargaining on the rep resentation that he was a cash cus tomer, he selected a J360 instrument, gave the company a check for $500 of a well-known concern made payable to himself and received the piano concern's check 'for J140 in change. . "The check made payable to the well appearing one proved to be forged. "We naturally ask why this piano concern did not Investigate a total stranger before they fell for a very old form of swindle, the principles of which were doubtless known to them. "Seemingly they wanted to be hum bugged. "They did not want to be humhoKKed, but they did want to make that piano sale. "Their desire to make the sale was stronger than their desire to suspect the supposed patron. "In this predominating desire to make that sale they hoped against hope lust as all of us have done in one phase of life or another. "People believe what they want to believe, and the desire for truth fre quently overcomes their Judgment of truth." Half a Century Ago From The Oregonian, April 39, 1861. The arrival of the barks Samuel Mer rltt and Industry replenishes tho stores of merchandise in this town and affords an opportunity to ship produce at a reasonable rate. St. Louis. April 12. A collision Is ex pected. Private dispatches received at Washington today from the South leave no doubt that hostilities were com menced at Charleston at an early hour this morning. The President has communicated with the Governors of Pennsylvania and Ohio and states that an attack on Washington is apprehended. Ha desires them to call out their militia and hold it in readiness. The later accounts reaffirm that an army of 7000 men, with four Spanish steam frigates, were ready to seise San Domingo upon orders from the Queen. Baseball IVlne af Ministers. Grand Junction (Col.) Dispatch. A baseball team composed entirely of clergymen Is Grand Junction's latest acquisition. The nine, which Is made ud of Dastors of various churches here. practices daily that Is. six days In the week and have lssuea a cnaiienge m any team in the state made up of mem bers of one profession. Special Features OF Tomorrow's Oregonian ARTICLES that are interest ing, timely and vital, cou pled with fine illustrations and strong fiction numbers, will make np the magazine section of next Sunday's Oregonian. Several subjects of special local Interest will be featured in page and half-page articles. ' An especially valuable page deals with the charpitting system of clearing Oregon stump lands. Many farmers have tried charpit ting, only to meet with failure but the failure is the fault of the farmer, not of the method as per fected by experimentation and practical tests. Much substantial information on the subject is im parted. Don't miss it. John F. Stevens, railroad build er and engineer, is a man of achievement. Everyone knows of the big things he has done in Ore gon. But one of his newspaper friends is drawing a pen picture of the man that is altogethere new and which will interest you im mensely. Living in a honseboat on the "Willamette River is a wholesome experience and you are likely to be seized with a temptation to try it after reading the account of a local houseboat enthusiast. There is a half-page on the subject, with seven attractive illustrations. McDowell's Advance to Bull Run is recounted in the next in stallment of Civil TVar articles. Major-General Fry supplies an intensely interesting page, fully illustrated with wartime pictures. "Wonderful John Dory" is the title of a tense adventure tale by E. Phillips Oppenheim. It is the ninth in his Peter Ruff series. Philip P. Jacobs, Ph. D., sup plies a valuable article dealing with the subject' of tuberculosis among children; Harry T. Quinn gives you a graphic glimpse of the wretches who are enslaved by "dope"; there is a half -page on the death-knell of green tea in the United States and a raft of other timely matter. Widow Wise has a weird ex perience in Spain, and Sambo and Mr. Twee Deedle both find new fields of adventure for their pranks. ALL THE NEWS, RIGHT UP TO THE MINUTE, OF PORT LAND, OF OREGON AND OF THE WHOLE WORLD