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DOQt IT EAX XOTJITXGT I IV worth while to warn the Irre pressible and unextlngulshable agita tors for new and strange legislation througb the Initiative, and for no leg islation through the referendum, that the temper of the people la to resent their activity and to defeat every manner and species of bill about which they have doubt or for which there Is bo active and recognizable public demand? Cannot these busy fellows take a hint? Are they utterly unable to read the signs of tbe times? Don't they understand that the publlo has had about enough of agitation, experimentation and Innovation? In the Oreron state elections of 1902. ISO. 10 and DOS a total of 2 2 measures was submitted to the people through the initiative and ref erendum. For some of those meas ures, like the direct primary, the cor rupt practices act, and the like, there was a widespread public demand, and the public attitude was favorable. Of the 32. therefore. !4 were passed, and only eight rejected. In the list of defeated measures female suffrage appears twice. In 1910 S3 measures were again be fore the public for action. Nine were adopted: 23 were beaten. Does this remarkable change In the public attitude toward the Initiative and referendum, or, rather, toward the legislative proposals under the Initiative and referendum, mean any thing or nothing? WILL. THK TAJtl t T BE REVISED T In forecasting what action Congress will take upon the tariff at .the spe cial session one is obliged to consider several different factors. The House of Representatives, which Is strongly Democratic, is also very much under the control of the Southern members. Somethlne like a recrudescence of the old political domination of the section below Mason and Dixon's line may be observed. The states which have clung to the Democratlr party through the dis couraging years since the war are now on the point of reaping some re turn for their fidelity. The principal committee chairmanships have gone their way. Their representatives will be conspicuous. all through the session and will no doubt decide most debated points by their votes. How agreeable this will be to men of Northern origin remains to be seen. The old Jealousy between the sections has of course all but vanished. Still enough of It re mains to make it appear odd to a Northerner to see the House under the dominance of states which once tried to break up the Union. The South has lost nothing of its ancient political deftness by the lapse of time and we may aspect with good reason that the Democratic party will be managed fully as shrewdly as If men from the North were holding the reins. Not only are the Southern members past masters In the arts of politics but It Is comforting to reflect that many of them are men of distin guished ability and a keen sense of public honor. It may be taken for granted that they will work for the good of the country as that somewhat elusive entity presents Itself to them and as far as the predominant good of their party will permit. The de sires of the individual members will naturally be chastened and restrained by the action of the caucus and more still by the counsels of Mr. Bryan. From all appearances . Mr. Bryan will have much more to say about the actual policy to be followed by the party than anybody else In Congress or out of It. Champ Clark, the Speaker, Is an ardent friend of his. Chairman Underwood of the ways and means committee la also well Inclined to him and many of the new Democratic members have long been Bryan's faithful disciples. This, taken Into account with the fact that most of the new Democratic Senators look to Nebraska to see the sun rise, shows that Mr. Bryan's exhortations will be seriously heeded during the special session. This becomes doubly interesting when 'It Is recalled that Bryan will not be satisfied with the mere adop tion of Canadian reciprocity and a prompt adjournment. He has urged his party members to revise at least a few of the schedules to prove their good will to the country. He argues that they were sent to Washington to reduce the tariff and unless they make a beginning right away there will be disappointment, not to say resentment In the ranks of the people. How the attempted reductions may fare In the Senate and afterward Mr. Brysn admits ts doubtful, but in his opinion the House ought to do what it can and leave the rest to those who are responsible for It. It Is pretty cer tain that a majority of the Represen tatives think as Mr. Bryan does about this subject. Their disposition will be to reduce a number of schedules and pass the consequences on to the Senate. They will thus, aa they sup pose, gain the credit of doing- their duty as' far as they can. while the country may be inclined to chide the 6enate should it venture to block the good work. It is even suggested by some that the Democrats will refuse to pass the reciprocity agreement until they have sent some tariff reductions to the Senate and seen what happens to them. Should calamity befall them it Is hinted that reciprocity itself may be In peril. There 1 story afloat that the House Democrats will try to make some kind of a bargain with the Senate Republicans and the Presi dent, agreeing to favor reciprocity if at clear path Is provided for reduced ovool and farm machinery schedules, Xte Desoocxatlo epres&taUve ara depending upon the Insurgent Sena tors to help psss their bills and we must not forget that the Insurgents are till Republicans. Some of them are rather determined Republicans. Mr. Cummins, for example, made the re mark last Fall that no Republican, be he black as midnight, could possibly be as black as the whitest Democrat, or something like that. Among other articles of the Republican creed the Insurgents believe in protection. Many of them believe In It so fanatically that they talk against reciprocity be cause It impairs the walls of the fort ress. They oppose It. too, because It Impairs tha walls In the wrong place. If we must .cut down duties, they cry, why not begin with the opulent manu facturers? Why apply the knife to the poverty-stricken farmers first? There la an effort on foot to per suade the Insurgents to stand for reci procity while opposing reduction of the tariff on wool and. perhaps, ma chinery. We should naturally expect this effort to fall because It Is pre cisely the wool and machinery sched ules which are most hateful to tho In surgent constituencies, while they are somewhat unfriendly to Canadian reciprocity. The most likely attitude of the insurgents will be one of wait ing on Providence, not forgetting to give the Piesldent a dig when It may be convenient. Reciprocity has made them no end of trouble and if they should discover a way to shelve it de cently they would be more than hu man if they let it slip by. Should the House Democrats make the fate of reciprocity depend on a Senate agreement to reduce tho wool schedule, the Insurgents may dex trously combine with the standpatters to refuse and so the special session may end with nothing accomplished. There are many Congressmen who would like this better than any other result. The Insurgents would partic ularly like It because they could thus defeat reciprocity, and throw the blame upon the Democrats. MAXCOLM ASD COLTVXIX. If the President shall send again the names of Collector of Customs Mal colm and United States Marshal Col well to the Senate, it will be doubtless with the purpose of fulfilling his obli gation to stand by his appointees. Mr. Malcolm has served an entire term, and has been a useful and effi cient official. It may be assumed that the chief reason for his reap pointment is a desire to recognize capable sen-Ice. The reasons for Mr. Colwell's appointment were purely po litical, and the President there does not stand on ground so firm as In Malcolm's case. But the reasons for opposition to both by Senator Bourne are wholly political. They are not his partisans or allies, favorites or hes sians. They have not forsworn all political and personal independence and given to him their undivided al legiance. Bourne wants no other kind In office. So he attacks and opposes Malcolm and Colwell. Bourne also attacks and berates the President for his "abuse" of the ap pointing power. Bourne is much shocked by the spectacle of a Presi dent dispensing political Jobs where they will do the most good. Yet this Is the same Bourne that practices no other kind of politics, and never did. and that chased the President over every accessible golf links. Infested the waiting-room of the White House to get the Presidential ear, "waylaid him wherever he could find him, and played the role of toady, sycophant and tuft-hunter always all for the sake of Tederal patronage and favor. All this after the great fiasco of the "second elective term" campaign for Roosevelt, made In face of Roosevelt's vehement objection and for tho pur pose of annoying and defeating Taft. The assiduous and disgusting effort to storm the citadel of Taft's corjfldence, through appeals to his vanity and min istrations to his personal pleasures, having failed. Bourne became once more an enemy of the Administra tion and an Insurgent of day-before-yesterday conversion. It Is noticeable that Senator Bourne, of Oregon, is the only Republican Senator, regular or insurgent, whose recommendstlons aa to appointments President Taft does not solicit and ap prove. It Is not an enviable dlstino Uon.' Tet will tha President make tha grave blunder of appointing ex-Congressman Ellis to be Collector of Cus toms In the mistaken notion that there Is the slightest public sentiment here that Ellis must always be cared for with a Job of some kind? . (uiir suwf idt ts I'BArnrt When the French steamship Aro Iral du Pierre steamed out of S an Francisco harbor last Saturday her departure marked the end of a com paratively brief but very expensive ex periment in ship subsidies. The Amlral do Pierre was one of a line of French steamships operated by the "Chargeurs Reunls" oa a "round-4he-world" route similar te that followed by the British "Blue Funnel" line and tbe German "Ktamoi" line. A news Item announcing the withdrawal of the French line from the route states that It was "due to competition with, the Blue Funnel and other steam ship lines, and the withdrawal of the subsidy paid by the French govern ment. Both the German and the British tines, operating vessels of similar type to those used by the "Chargeurs Reunls," were on "round-the-world" routes when the French line appeared la the field. Neither of them was paid any subsidy, nor has either ever been subsidised. They peddle along over the H.OOO-mlle route around the two Americas to Europe, or by way of the Orient and Sues, and carry freight for the people of a dozen nations with strict Impartiality and strictly as a business proposition. And yet they have attended so closely to this busi ness without the aid of a ship subsidy that they have made It unprofitable for a subsidized ship to remain on the route. The withdrawal of the ship subsidy of course hastened the end of this artificially promoted steamship line, but the inability of the line to gain a foothold after enjoying a sub sidy for more than three years again proves the worthlessness and Imprac ticability of ship subsidies. When the- Amlral du Pierre and others ships of the line left the shores of the Old World they began their long Journey from a French ort. They first went over to London. Ant werp. Hamburg or some other foreign port and secured cargo which was not obtainable in France. This cargo was discharged at various ports along the rqute. In the Orient csrgo was picked up for the Pacific Coast, which was the terminus of the Hoe. After final discharge at Puget Sound or San Fran cisco, the ships loaded with lumber, wheat, fruit and other Coast products for Liverpool, London and other ports, and again, as on the outward trip, the French government paid a subsidy. In other words, the French govern ment by its ship subsidy made It pos sible for the British and German ex porter to get cheap rates out to the Orient and the Pacific Coast and for the Chinese. Japanese, Ceylonese and other Orientals to get cheap rates to the Pacific Coast. The Pacific Coast shippers were given low rates to Cen tral and South America and to Europe. The French sublsdy was. In fact, in the nature of a benefaction to most of the people of the earth except the French, who raid the bills. As an ex periment It was costly for France. As an example It Is worth much m.oney to the other nations which are bothered with tha begging- of ship-subsidy seek ers. ' EOG4 ANT STATUES. The Colonel's witticism that "a tol erably good statue Is like a tolerably good ess" is creditable to a man of his usual energetic solemnity, though it Is not original. But then few good things are. It has been so long sine wits began ranging up and down the earth that all the good things were said long ago, even this one. The best we can do Is to repeat them with suitable precautions not to spoil them. The rule which the Colonel applies In Judging -statues governs by com mon consent In a much wider field. When we have set up a high standard for men ox deeds or pictures, or what not, we are bitterly resentful for slight shortcomings. It Is not half so bad to be an abandoned villain as to be a minister who falls to pay his debts. Like a piece of statuary, a minister Is expected to level up pretty high. If he does not. then the difference be tween him and an egg altogether gone becomes negligible. It Is dangerous to be a good man because so much is expected of one. It Is frightful to have a reputation to live up to. It puts the most galling restraints on one's personal liberty to have held a great position of almost any sort. Think of the things an ex President of the United. States would not bo permitted by public opinion to do. - Diocletian found comfort In cul tivating cabbages after he had abdi cated the Roman purple and Gibbon commends him for his philosophical choice of an occupation. But sup pose Mr. Roosevelt were to take up chicken raising to while away the tedium of vacant days. Rutherford B. Hayes did so with consequences that everybody remembers. But his fall was as nothing compared with what his great successor's would be in like circumstances. A man simply cannot get rid of his past, ' It sticks as close to him as his skin and sometimes a distinguished past Is more inconvenient than a shady one. When a man who was once great loses his money he is compelled to starve. Of course he starves with much elegance, but that does not change the nature of the process. He Js too great to work and too dignified to beg. His only recourse Is death. TBrST CASE DECISIONS. Another Monday has passed and Htlll" no Supreme Court decisions In the famous cases on which the atten tion of the entire speculative and In dustrial world Is centered. These cele brated cases, which include Standard Oil. American Tobacco, the Harrlman merger and one or two others of lesser Importance, have been very disturbing factors in tho financial and commer cial situation for mora than six months, and the entire country will experience a relief when the pinions are announced. No one, of course, can accurately Forecast the findings of the Supremo Court In these cases, but the uncer tainty has been largely due to the be lief that they will be adverse to the defendants. Even if this should prove to be the case, it does not seem reason able that business should remain stag nant for so many months In the ap parent belief that the dissolution of these great aggregations of capital mean general ruin to all our Indus tries. Perhaps we have been worry ing too much over something that la far less serious than it seems. As to the Standard Oil case, no one ever accused John D. Rockefeller of carelessness or negligence In money matters. The decision when it does come will find the Rockefeller ship well snugged down and in excellent shape to ride out the breeze In case It should prove an unfavorable one. There will necessarily be some shift ing of securities and a readjustment of voting strength, but It Is extremely doubtful that any of the stockholders will lose a dollar. Recent financial statements show that with the exception of confidence, all the elements necessary to make business good are In evidence. Per haps with these disturbing Supreme Court decisions out of the way we shall again fall into step in the march of progress and prosperity. Whatever these decisions may be, good, bad or Indifferent, the Supreme Court will confer a favor on all legiti mate business If It will make haste In getting them before the public and re lieving us of the suspense in which we now linger. TIME FOB. A IBCCE. It will be a matter of deep regret to the taxpayers and a distinct loss to the port If the present squabble over tha Port f Portland Commission re sults In any delay In the work of chan nel building. When the trouble be gan it was reported that both sides in the controversy had agreed to take no steps that would interfere with rou tine work. It was not of vital neces sity that new tugboats should be built or that there be undertaken any new business that might be affected by any action of the court. It Is, however, decidedly necessary that the dredges be kept at work while the river is at Its present low stage and maximum results can be secured at the minimum of expense. Natur ally. If these dredge are to be kept at work, the men who operate them must be paid. The same is true of the tugboat and dry dock employes. It is hardly possible that any of the members of either the new or the old Commission will question the merit of these wage claims. They are, in fact, direct, tangible Hens against the prop erty of the port, and collection can be enforced by attachment proceedings. They were due for services rendered in the transaction of "routine busi ness" of the port, so It Is difficult for the taxpayers, who foot the bills, to understand why any attempt should be made to prevent their payment. "" If tbe old board loses out In the court proceedings, the new board will cer tainly be forced to settle these bills; and If the new board lv defeated, tha old board must continue to pay the bills, as in the past. It Is a matter of small concern to the taxpayer who fills the position as Port of Portland Commissioners, so long as the work of Improving the river and attending to our commerce is satisfactorily handled. The courts can be depended on to settle the Cora mlsslonershlp contest, but the courts cannot keep things moving without some co-operation on the part of each of the contesting boards. Tying up the funds and thus Jeopardizing the necessary work of the organization will not hasten a settlement of the differences between the rival boards, but It may Injure the taxpayers, who provide funds for work that must bo attended to and paid for. THE CRA'CE AND THE RE FEUENDUM. The granges of the state, as far a heard from, are opposed to calling the referendum upon the appropria tions made by the late Legislature for the State Agricultural College and the State University. It Is the consensus of opinion among these farmers and their allied membership that the pro posed referendum is wrong and If pushed, will only result in Injury to the educational Interests of the state and bring them Into disrepute with many newcomers. While It is conceded that some members of granges in various parts of the state are In favor of calling the referendum upon these v appropria tions, it Is 'asserted that the gTeat body of the membership Is opposed to any action that will hamper and in jure the standing of the two state In stitutions. v v The Oregonlan has often expressed the opinion that these two state schools could do more effective work and do it more economically were they under the direction of the snme board of regents and executive offi cers. Specifically stated, the schools should be consolidated and should be carried on in one place. Until this con dition can be brought about, the best that can be done Is to support both adequately where they are now lo cated. The scrappy, snappy little Japanese ought to be all swelled up with pride if they pay any attention to the effu sions of our Hobsons, Humphreys and other frightened Americans. For a long time this country has had al most a monopoly of this Japanese war bogie, but we now have opposition. W. J. Watriama, King of the Loy alty Islands, 'way down at the An tipodes, has appealed to Great Brit ain and France for protection from a Japanese Invasion. In his request he expresses fear that the Japanese de sire to make Loyalty Island a base that could be used for an attack on Australia. This is encouraging. Of course there would be no hope for us If Jpan should undertake to give us a drubbing, but If the men of Nippon will only "start something" with Great Britain's Antipodean colonies simultaneously with a fight with the United States, we might scratch out. For England, however, we are not so hopeful. Just at present her Hobsons are experiencing the same kind of de lirium tremens that Is afflicting- our own. There la something suggestive In the census figures on Alaska's population for last year and for a decade pre vious, Juneau, now the largest of the Alaskan coast cities, shrank from 1864 in 1900 to 1644 last year. The slump In Sitka was still more pronounced, the population of that ancient town going down from 1396 in 1900 to 639 In 1910. Skagway, youngest of the trio, has dwindled from 3117 In 1900 to 872 in 1910. It is doubtful If there Is another undeveloped region In America where there has been any such decrease In population In the past ten years. With the exception of Skagway, which was sidetracked for more desirable ports of entry, the only reason for the decline is the Govern ment policy that has kept that rich re gion locked and barred against capi tal. There are plenty of resources In Alaska to support much larger coast ports than Sitka or Juneau, but they cannot be utilized under present con ditions. Dr. Ellof s recipe "for a long life and perennial working power Is worth trying. No stimulants, spare diet, air and exercise. None of these things Is dear. "No stimulants" Is far cheaper than stimulants. The most impecuni ous youth can follow Dr. Eliot's rule and not be a penny out of pocket, while the chances are that he will lay up millions In the good old bank of health. The Supreme Court says there Is no law to compel a man to sell goods dear when he wants to sell them cheap, even If the article in question be a patent medicine. Contracts not to sell under a certain figure are against publlo policy and it is agree able to see the Supreme Court put its heel on a certain species of them. An outbreak of the plague Is re ported In Java, the virulence of which Is noted In the statement that out of 360 cases reported 224 proved fatal. It behooves Holland to bestir herself in behalf of that far-away island. If she would protect her valuable trade interests there from serious injury. Seattle Is going to have that an nual carnival or festival la July, and call it "Golden Potlatch. 97." Tho mystic figures refer to the year of the great AJask, gold discovery. It's all right. We can only hope that every year in Seattle will be a golden year. The woman who wants to be reim bursed for the food she didn't eat on her sea voyage raises unintentionally another perplexing question. Who ought to stand the loss of the fopd which la eaten but which won't stay down? Handling brutal people leads to use of brutality. Its growth is Insidious and soon becomes excessive. Tet one would not favor a mild-mannered and "easy boss" on the Job. Fawning sycophants and seekers af ter hectic glory from America will get the marble heart at the coronation. It Is well. One woman In San Francisco whose husband was seeking divorce gave him something to remember by shooOn herself In tha mouth and dying. Blood scores. The first request of Jack Johnson. In Jail. Is for chicken. From Sheehan to O'Gorman was an easy step for Tammany. Stop the clocks tomorrow- rto -make the BigJDay longer. . TUB BOT AJfD THE THEATER DemoraJlalaa Iaflaeace of Salad ana Plays on Young; People. The Outlook. Mr. Wlnsor's article on "Boys and tbe Theater," in the March number of the Atlantic Monthly, deserves the serious attention of fathers ' and mothers, the majority of whom may be divided Into two classes: . those who tell their boys never to go to the theater, and those who give their boys carte blanche season tickets, so to speak to see anything they please. This easy way of shifting respon sibilities which parents have no right to delegate Is working havoc with an army of American boys and girls. The funda mental duty of fathers and mothers Is to protect the ignorant child by experienced Judgment; and to allow a boy or a girl to walk within the range of moral contami nation without a word of warning or pro test Is as grave an offense against a child as to allow It In Ignorance to walk oft a precipice or Into a house Infected with smallpox. Mr. WInsor Is undoubtedly right In saying that bad plays are much more dangerous to boys than bad books. There are many things which can be described in such . a way as not to awaken the imagination, but when these things are personated they become intolerable. The book appeals to the boy's Imagination; very much depends, therefore, on the vividness of that faculty In a boy; and as soon as he has read the book It begins to be vague in his memory; the play, on the other hand, appeals not only to the Imagination, but to the eye and the ear. It purports to be a fragment of real life; the men and women who appear In it are like the people he sees around him. If the play Is vulgar or vile, it contami nates the boy with vulgarity and vlle ness; If the tone of action and of speech between the men and women Is low. It familiarises the boy with a kind of so ciety with which he never comes In contact outside the theater. The direct Influence of such plays is to diminish the respect of a boy for women and that Is always a calamity for him to give him low standards of life, and often to accustom him to thinking with amuse ment of standards and ties which ought to be sacred. And let It not be forgotten that the more vigorous the boy is, the more physical vitality he has. the more vivid his Imagination, the greater Is his danger. The qualities and faculties which promise to make him an able roan, with a rich personality, are the qualities and faculties which lay him especially open to temptation. No boy can become fa miliar with Shakespeare's tragedies with out deriving from them a sense of the majesty and seriousness of life as it is shown through character and the re sults of action on the individual. No boy, on the other hand, can see plays dealing with the sex problem or plays In which the relations of men and wo men are humorously treated without be ing demoralized. Boys ought to be kept from seeing the salacious play, the vul gar play, and the problem play. Even If the latter Is serious In treatment, the boy has not the knowledge of life which would protect him from being Injured by Its premature disclosure. But worst of all, as Mr. WInsor de clares. Is the musical show. There are, It Is unnecessary to say, delightful musi cal comedies, which are not only clean but bright and entertaining from a musi cal point of view. But. as a whole, the musical comedy is the cheapest, and often the most essentially vulgar, of all forms of dramatic shows . seen In the theater Toung girls see musical shows in which the attitude of the women to wards the men Is familiar and low in tone. These comedies are taking to the ear and to the eye. Many of them are presented in amateur performances for social and charitable purposes; and young girls, who ought to be protected by the advice of older people, appear on the stage and Imitate the manners and ac tion of women who vulgarize and cheap en life. This Is one of the most depress ing evidences of lack of care and In telligence in protecting American young people. It would seem like a primary fact that a young girl ought not to as sume the manners and play the part of the average chorus girl on the stage. Many chorus girls are simple-minded, hard-working women; but the best of them. In their public relations with mixed audiences, take an attitude, either personal or professional, which the well bred and well-protected girl of high standards and a nice sense of what Is becoming In a woman ought not to imi tate. la Vacating Apartments. PORTLAND. April X-To J5' , rents an apartment from B and ply. one month Prent In advance I ? A wished to move would B have to return rent after two p fM retain the full month's rent. He Wears the Belt, Graham Outlook. Mrs S. T. Crow is quite an expert chicken raiser or her hens respond to the special care she gives them. From ien hen- and a rooster .he frequently gets tea egg, a day. Colonel Jerry's Triumph. Joseph Herald. Hon. Jerry Rusk returned home Sun day his first visit home since Decem ber.' before the Legislature convened. As a mark of honor for our distin guished fellow-townsman, fully 600 of our citizens, headed by the concert band, met Terry at the depot and gave him a rousing reception. He responded with a neatly worded speech, touch ing upon his strenuous experience in the Legislature. Xo Food for Five Days. Prlneville Review. Frank Long tried the fasting cure for stomach disorder and a catarrhal condition last week, and reports gratifying- success. The fast was kept up five days and eight hours, the patient, however, consuming 100 gallons more or less of water during the period. He tell away considerable in flesh during the week but did not loae much weight In the experiment. Toward the end of the week Frank had to quit. He got hungry. Now he Is eating regularly and enjoying his meals Immensely. ! He Was an Easy Mark. Pendleton Live Wire. A good-looking and well-dressed woman alighted from No. 18 yesterday "by mistake." She soon won the sym pathy of a well-known "ladies' man about Pendleton, and he consented to take her to Walla Walla by automobile. On the way they met her husband, who was very -Irate." All three drove back to Pendleton, where the "ladles' man"- went to hi. bank and drew out 500 In cold cash and turned It over to the "Irate" husband. As the "Irate husband and his wife started out of town on the Walla Walla local this morning they turned around and gave the "ladles' man" the horse laugh. 1 What. Doing in Oregon DUST EVIL AROCSES PROTEST. Residents Along; Streetcar I.Ine De clared to be Suffering-. PORTLAND, April 1. (To the Edi- ... . t AAnnM j tn ..ro-ont need Of iwi.- " au ucojjo.ii nuu v o w relief. I thought that perhaps through writing to The Oregonian 1 could in- . . . . . . 13 ... 1 n n n auce some oi ine leaders ui .iw. who are daily occupied with the relief of the people, to Interest themselves in the alleviation of the greatest detri ment and injury to the community at large. I have noticed from time to time their exertions In relieving the people from political evils, and other- i-, KAt n - tiiF welfare. ,.00 ICiug ttll. U L..J . . " and we have an abundance of laws pro- and we have an abundance of laws pro- . "Is he entitled to his pay.' asked viding for inspectors of milk, inspect- ' Mayor ,6'mon of Superintendent Napier, ors of health, and supervisors for the I "Yes, sir, I think he is," was the re protection of this, and the protection i ply. -of that. v . Dr. R. J. Chipman, whose sense of We are supposed never to demur at when It is contended that It Is for the benefit of the public health; no patent trap and no attachment is too expen sive when the health of the community is supposed to be protected by its adoption. On the other hand we send abroad for experts to plan for us And show how to beautify our city by lay ing out boulevards, arranging lawns, and planting beautifying shrubs. Even the Chief of Police has awakened to the fact that there should be a general cleaning up for the welfare of the citi zens and the beautifying of the com munity. Tet all of these experts and near experts overlook and fail In any manner to seek a relief for the great est evil of all an evil that polutes the home, poisons the Individual by causing him to Inhale all manner of diseased breathing germs, ruins any attempts he might make In beautifying his grounds and lawns, chokes his flowers in their very buds, and rend ers all his efforts unavailable In at tempting to surround himself with the attractions that makes for a beautiful home and a beautiful city. This men ace has become so great that It Is to a large number of citizens absolutely unbearable. I think if the money now expended upon expert " inspectors in this, and expert inspectors ef that, would be directed toward the preven tion of this evil, not only the city's beauty would be preserved, but the health of its citizens conserved. I refer to the dust evil, and feel that some step ought to be ' taken by the municipality to control this condition. It seems to me that under the police power, the Common Council or the peo ple would be fully Justified in passing an ordinance requiring streetcars oper ated within the city to maintain thejr tracks and rights-of-way In such a con dition as to prevent the diffusing and scattering of dust along the streets utilized. Where property is located along these car lines, with frequently passing cars, tha homes and the people along the route are practically con tinuously enveloped In a cloud of dust from which there is no escape. It penetrates Into very room, covers every flower, ruins every shrub and makes the landscape a desolate and dreary scene. The constant breathing of dust laden air, charged with, the refuse of the street, should be a particular con cern of the health department, far more so, it seems to me, than many things that now occupies their time. A DUST EATER. STATE OWES COUNTY LARGE SUM Failure to Collect for Care ot Certain Indigents Is Charged. PORTLAND, April 3. (To the Editor.) I desire to ceil the attention of The Oregonlan's readers in this county to a few facts that may be of interest to them and that are not apparent In the meagre official reports which .occasional ly appear in print, ea It occurs to me that the average taxpayer would like to be informed of something more of the management of public business than he usually learns from the visit of the As sessor and the summons of the tax col lector. I have taken for - my subject, "The Care of Kon-Resident Sick and In digent." The law requires the county to care for sick and Indigent non-residents of the state, and provides for the reimburse ment of the county for such expendi tures, by the state, when the claim is properly filed with the Secretary of State. Previous to the creation of the office of County Auditor for this county, such relief was not being received from the state. . During the four years previous to hva 15000 for the care of non-residents of the state, and the sum of J587.50 was also collected from counties within the etate for the care of Indigent residents of those counties. From the report of the superintendent of the poor farm, it appears' that the number cared for at the farm and hos pital has increased about 200 per cent in the last eight years. A large number of these are non-residents of the state. Now assuming that the ratio of non resident eick and indigent remained about the same as in previous yeais, and taking into account the gradual In crease of about 200 per cent in numbers, there Is probably due this county not lees than U6.000 to J18.O00 which might have been collected from the state, had the demand been made In the manner prescribed by law, but which Is now lost to the county, and cannot be collected. A careful examination of the reports of the Coutty Auditor since July, 1902, dis closes the fact that not a single dollar has been received from the state on this aocount in the last eight and a half year. , . Are these thousands worth saving? Is it worth while to throw them airay when they can be collected simply for the asking. In the manner prescribed by the statutes? Sucl'. loose methods would not be tol erated In any well-regulated business and kimply emphasize the need of mora efficient management and more careful attention to the Interests of the tax payers of the county. W. H. POPii Court Proceedings Necessary. PORTLAND. April 1. (To the Ed itor. A man died without nojnis a will, leaving a wife and small child, a business, and property In i-'s name alone. Can the widow sell the prop erty or the business before the child becomes of age, without going to law about It? Can she carry on the busi ness Just the same? (It consists of per sonal property.) A SUBSCRIBER. One-half of the property belongs to the child. It would be necessary to probate the estate in order to dispose of it or carry on the business properly. Wording of Deed Controls. PORTLAND, April 1. (To the Ed itor.) My mother died some time ago without making a will, does my step father Inherit all the real estate. It being acquired after my mother's sec ond marriage? If not what part can he legally get? A WORKING WOMAN. If the deed runs to the wife alone the fee and one-half the Income of the real estate go to the daughter. If the deed runs to husband and wife Jointly or to the husband alone the latter gets the property. An Ambassador's Nose. Atlantic Magazine. An ambassador to Russia, formerly a leather merchant in this country, dis covered certain secret processes regard ing a special kind of leather manufac tured there. He would have been looked on with suspicion had it been suspected that he conld learn anything of these methods. But during his sojourn he got near enough to certain factories to register, through his sense of smell, some Impressions with which he was able to work out the formulas -when he returned, home, . Timely Tales of the Day At a recent session of the City Board of Health, Dr. George B. Story, one of the members, was given the laugh by Mayor Simon and the other member, of the Board. The Joke was enjoyed by the spectators also. A laborer engaged in the gentle art of driving a wagon for the carting off of departed animals was taken ill for three weeks and petitioned the Board of Health for payment of his salary while he was detained at home. humor often asserts ltsen, was porins over the physician's certificate, which was 'attached to the laborer s applica tion. "If your honor please," said Dr. Chip man, "I should say this man is not only entitled to his regular pay but to double pay. Look at this certificate and see who doctored him." At the bottom of the certificate-the Mayor read, "Dr. George B. Story, physician." Cathryn, the 4-year-old daughter of Rev. George T. Pratt, superintendent of Sunday school missionary work- in the State of Washington, insists that thanks be offered before each meal. The omission of this service when away from home never escapes her notice. The other day Cathryn was visiting at the home of her grandmother. Dinner had been placed on the table and the members of the family were seated. A bachelor uncle, home for a visit, pre sided at the head of the table. He proceeded unceremoniously, from boarding-house habit, to serve. Turn ing to his niece, be asked: "Will Cathryn have some meat?" "We will first have the blessing," rebuklngly replied the 4-year-old, who bowed her head and fervently uttered this thanksgiving: "God bless this food, to our use, tor Jesus' sake. Amen." Among those who went camping In the Cascades last Summer were a man and his family from Albany, who had in their team a balky horse. A part of every day had been spent in trouble with the animal, but at last they camped for the night with a man who seemed to know all about handling balky horses, and he volunteered this advice: "When your horse balks, get a bottle and give him a hard blow on the top of his head. It will make him' dizzy, but he'll forget all about being balky, and will pull all right." The horse did not balk again, how ever, until Just before the secluded camping place In the mountains had been reached. Then he refused fo move another step. The driver thought of the advice given him, and taking a heavy beer bottle from the wagon, struck the horse a forceful blow on the top of his bead. The blow was too much for the horse, and he dropped dead In his tracks. The driver was shocked by what he had done. Then, realizing his predica ment in being far away from where another horse could be obtained, he suddenly, began dancing l'ke a wild man, and shouted: "If I had that man here who gave me that crazy advice, I'd give him a taste of his own medicine. If I had to hang for it." The new anti-treating law in Tacoma has no terrors whatever for the average citizen, according to a business man of the "City of Destiny," , who is at the Portland Hotel for a few days. "Many neople who voted for the meas ure havT satisfied themselves before hand that It would be a farce and that there would be plenty of ways to beat it" he said last night. "It will not make any difference if the courts hold that the new act forbids a man. buying liquid refreshments for his wife or women friends. "What I shall do and what several of my friends intend to do Is merely this: If we go to a cafe, In a party of four, and I am to do the honors, I merely reach Into my pocket and hand over a dollar or two to the other members of the party, who thoroughly understand the dividual drink and the waiter makes out four checks instead of one. The change comes back when the bill is paid, and whatever change there is is turned over "And, to enforce the law in saloons. It would require three shifts of policemen for each publlo drinking place in the city. "We rather enjoy the novelty of the law for It is giving Tacoma an immense amount of good publicity abroad. In deed, we are looked upon as a highly moral and progressive community. It's the old story of 'the 111 wind.' etc.' Half a Century Ago j From Tha OreBonlan, April 4. 1S61. About 40 miners passed through town yesterday on their road to the Nez Perce mines. There are about S00 men in all who have started. Over 100 per sons left on the Julia yesterday des tined for the new mines. Colonel Nesmlth took his seat as Senator within one hour after the 36th Congress expired and before the oath of office was administered to Lincodn. Several San Francisco papers an nounced the election of McDougal as Senator under the head of "the agony is over." As there was a failure in that action the "agony" is to be re enacted. A revolution is going on In Lower California. Matias Mareno, with 200 men, has landed and upset the govern ment. A fight is reported to have taken place and a few men killed and several wounded. Vaa TiAvftf been flJIV news Of the crew of the bark Leonora. Her cap tain was named Davis and his brother was a mate on board of her. She was 18 years old and valued at $8000. owned one-half in San Francisco and the other in Victoria, and Insured for $3000. Her wreck lies on Clatsop beach. The Liverpool News of the 22d of February confirms the capture of Gaeta. The King of Naples surrendered 10,000 men and 700 pieces of artillery. He has taken refuge with the Pope. The Valor of the Army The veterans were recalling war scenes. One story did tread upon an other's heels, so fast they followed, and imagination Increased with each re cital. Finally came the turn of Old Uncle Dell, former private In an Illi nois regiment. "We was all lined up ready to begin the Battle of the Wilderness," he said, "when old Grant come ridin' down the line to my regiment and called out 'Is Lieutenant Dell, of Illinois here? "I happened to be back in the rear, superintendln' bringin' up some ara m'nitlon, and the Colonel told him I would be back soon. Grant rode away an come back a few minutes later. " Ts Lieutenant Dell here yet?' he la quired. They told him no, an' he rode away with his brow kind o' clouded. The third time he came a-tearin" down the line, his staff rattlln' along behind, and called out, 'Is Lieutenant Dell of Illinois here?" '"Here, general I says; and he whirled around and yelled, "Let the bat tle begin! ".