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HrumwlcM kulldla. Chi ao, star building. "-RTLAXD. FRIDAY. JANCABV 1. - FOfTXAK -eLBCTIO OF SENATOR. While tha question of dispensing with the United States Senate cannot ba said to be really before the country at present, it has been discussed In me of the leading organs of opinion. The Richmond Times-Dispatch, which .peaks for the more Intelligent por tion of the rJouxh, comes out flatly in favor of It. The Springfield Republi can discusses the subject more tem perately, but It reminds us that as democracy progresses it seems to find hut litrl villus In wrnnrl. or tinner. .Homh..r n. r&na.lian Senate is i hardly more than a chimera, to bor roar an excellent political word from I'arlyl. while the commission plan, of city government which gains ground so fast finds a single chamber sufficient. Indeed the "commission hich has been adopted in Des Moines and elsewhere cannot be called a legislative chamber In the oldt r sense of the word. It Is rather a continuous council of experts meeting to do the city's business in the most expeditious and cheapest way. At least it is thus described by its admirers. In England the tendency of democ racy is distinctly toward limiting the powers of the House of Lords with fair prospect of abolishing It before a great while. Unless the current of history should take a decided turn, therefore, one could not predict a very bri.Iiunt future for second chambers In the years to come. In the United States It was a favorite doctrine of the radical populists that the upper House was superfluous.. If not evil, while the still more radical socialists have d clared against the Senate In their platforms for years. People In general, however, have not thought much upon the subject of dispensing with the Senate. While there is a consensus that It might be greatly Improved, hardly anybody be lieves that It Is unnecessary. The common mind seeks for curative rem edies rather than a surgical operation. One may safely predict that, If the United States Senate Is ever abol ished, it will only be after a long time and pretty thorough discussion of the comparative advantage and dlsad vantages of the operation. In spite of many lessons upon the lnconvenl ences of "checks and balances" in some respects, still the American peo ple cling to them, from the force of habit partly, and partly because they see Incontestable benefits In the tra ditional system. Among our checks and balances the Senate Is undoubtedly the most con spicuous and effective. It Is so ef fective that Its critics often accuse It of being a barrier to advancement rather than a check, while no doubt the great body of the voters are dis satisfied with Its workings. The be lief that it serves the Interest of cer tain aggregations of capital rather than that of the country Is deeply rated In the popular mind and Is lustlfled by many facts. One need inly recall how the express companies have managed to thwart the wish of the people for a parcels post, how the ugar trust manipulated the tariff while at the same time It was swind ling the Government at the ports of ntry. and how the reciprocity trea- les so much desired by McKlnley arere killed as soon as the Senate ould come at them, to understand the popular bllef that our National upper hamber is often loyal to interests vhlch are hostile to the general re far. The public demand for a reform of he Senate has been Intensified by - he Lorimer exposure. It has long een current talk that many Senators ibtalned their seats by purchase, and iow comes an Instance where the fact almost notorious. To Increase tho 1 candal an investigating committee p pointed to Inquire into the Lorimer -ase brings in a verdict so outrageous r contradictory to the facts that the ountry at once accuses the whole Senate of complicity. "They all live In glass bouses, hence none of them lares to throw stones. Such is the -om merit of the street, in spite of such xceptlona as Beverldge and other Senators It sems as if the eonstant-'y-growing popular demand for re form of the Senate has now reached he point where it cannot be resisted nuca longer. The blame for moat of tike tjnde Jrable conditions) has been laid upon he method of, election. Senators at been chosen by the state legls aturee. and those bodies have shown hemeelves weak and sometimes cor upt. Often they have chosen the -st available candidate, bat not as a i tile. Depew is a more typical Sen ator than Root. Facte like these, which are very numerous, have naturally strength ned the Democratic movement oward popular election of Senators, tills to propose a constitutional meodmeo for t hie -purpose have often assed the House, but they never -.are emerged from the Senate com mittee on elections. Our tapper Cham T has clang to the legislative method hf ejection wUa something almost like t death, grip- But conditions have Jtered a good deal now. Among the kew members of the Senate there are -everal who have declared for pop u ar election. The people are so over rbelmlngly la favor of it that advo cacy of the new method hns become tood politics. The prospects of the ,meridment are brighter than they ver were before. We may reason .bly expect to see it submitted to the -tates, If not by the present Congress ertalnly by the next one, and If It is Libmitted it will be adopted. With pop a lax election of Senators Lie upper ohamber Is not likely to act on gar as a very effectual check npon ajjslatfon. It max even become more radical than the House o(. Represent atlves. since It will represent the peo pie In larger masses and its members will be able to appeal to a wider pub lic opinion. If this should happen then the demand for the abolition o the Senate, such as it is. will die out entirely. THK "MODEL" LICENSE. Portland now has or will have it shall be approved by Mayor Simon a "model" liquor license ordinance- It Is the fruit of the ante-election promises of the Home Rule Assocla tion. . The association, it would ap pear, was acting in good faith throughout the campaign, and after, Our prohibition friends may be ur prised, "but we hope they are no disappointed. Tet It is not to be taken for granted now that we have a "model" license, that there is nothing more to do for control, regulation and renovation of the saloona No law Is self-executing not all saloons are law-abiding with out duress; some saloons never were and never will be willing to obey the law. The saloon problem is not solved, therefore, with the adoption o the model ordinance. The next thing Is to have a model Council to - enforce the model law. A model law. not ob served, is Just as bad as no law at all The Council, having reserved to itself In the model law full authority over saloons and control of saloon licenses, will be jointly responsible with the police for their orderly con duct. Let that fact not be forgotten during the next municipal campaign 1.ENLK.VL MAIS' ADVICE. A lot of "peace" patriots in this country think people of other nations share their ideas of anti-aggression and anti-war and would not denlre to Invade the United States to seize its rich cities or to enslave Its Inhabitants, Therefore these patriots think we should "disarm" and leave our coasts undefended and the treasures of this country unfortified. Kit criticism of this "peace" attitude was contained In the remarks of Brlg- adler-Oeneral Mau. of the Depart mont of the Columbia, at the Cham ber of Commerce banquet Wednesday night. "This country has great nat ural wealth," said he, "and you want to keep It. You don't want to allow the cupidity of a foreign nation to get the better of you. To keep your wealth you should take those precau tiona which are sensible." The world Is just as full of cupidity as In ancient days on the part both of individuals and of nations; also just as full of the spirit of aggression on the part of both. A defenseless nation is an object of pity: but first It Is an object of attack. China Is an exam ple. China at last Is learning that it must have battleships, soldiers and forts If it would keep its lands and Its treasures. Are these notions of non-resistance symptoms of decay In America. They would be If they were allowed to rule. But they are rejected. This country is resolved to fortify its coasts, to keep on building a powerful navy and to maintain fan efficient army. SKI.F-KELr ATTKOVF-D. Portland's preaching the doctrine of self-help and practicing it for more than twenty years with reference to a deeper channel to the sea. have borne fruit.' Based on the, report of the Engineering Board approving a permanent thirty-foot channel from Portland to the entrance of the Co lumbia, we may now look for the Government speedily to take up the work, finish It and then maintain It. lA the expense the Port of Portland must participate: still the heavier share of the burden has been trans ferred from Its shoulders to those of the Nation. This is as it should be. Unprece, dented growth of ocean and coastwise carrying trade, and Portlands own efforts to accommodate vessels of deep draught Justify the board's ac tion. Early completion of the Pan ama Canal, which win give ocean commerce In and out of Portland a tremendous Impetus, emphasizes the necessity of a channel deep enough for passage of the largest carriers. We shall get it. The Governments atti tude toward this project is National recognition of the Columbia River as one of . the world's great arteries of commerce. The benefits to the people of the Pacific Northwest whose prod ucts take the down-hill haul to Port land cannot be overestimated. ntiinrxo o longer nec essary. The recently organized citizens' committee of Seattle in its desire to secure efficient men for public oflco, states that the competition of Port land makes It necessary. In a letter to James S. Qoldsmith. of the execu tive committee, who Is ab-o an ex- Portlander, a prominent Seattle lawyer states that "Portland has awakened from her lethargy, and Is prepar ing to fight us all along the line, aided by strong and new allies." This may prove a very efficient rallying cry for Seattle, but it is not strictly in accord ance with the facts. Portland has no Intention of "fighting" any commun ity. There is such an avalanche of new business sweeping down on this city that all that Is necessary Is for our people to continue to enlarge their facilities and take care of it as It cornea The only "strong and new allies" Portland has received are the Hill and Harrlman Interests, who are in feverish competition with each other to pro-vide Portland's great trade ter ritory with the necessary facilities for reaching the world's markets. These Interests have Incidentally become allies of Portland because the Impor tance of the trade field Involved was becoming so great that it was at tracting the attention of other big railroads. Portland has not awakened from any "lethargy" because she has not been asleep. There has, how ever, been a great awakening In a vast region that has lain dormant since the earth began cooling off. This region is tributary to Portland and is not now and never will be tributary to Seattle: consequently there Is no ne cessity for any fight. We shall continue to plug along In peace, unmindful of the existence of Seattle, so far as com petition la concerned. There has also been a recent return to Portland of a large amount of traf fic from Eastern Washington. This traffic had been temporarily diverted to Seattle and Tacoma by way of the fearful grades over the Cascade Mountains. It Is now coming back to Portland, w here It originally belonged before the railroads came. The return is in response to natural ' economic laws. Portland Is not "fighting" for tfc return of this traffic. We are sit ting comfortably . at the foot of the down-hill haul and taking care of It bs It Is delivered over a gravity route. The Seattle lawyer wandered far from the true cause of Seattle's trouble when he attributed it to Portland s ac tivity in the fighting line, but he hit close to it when he stated: "An emer cenev Is UDon us: Alaska has been bottled nn: we must open It. All the instrumentalities of Seattle's power and Influence must be used to restore this best and most productive pro vince of Seattle's trade." It was the Alaska trade that caused Seattle's phenomenal growth and it Is on that field and in the highest development of the agricultural, fi-sh and timber resources lying wfst of the Cascade Mountains thiyt Seattle must depend for her future prosperity, ft is a mistaken Idea that Portland re gards Seattle as a trade competitor. Had the development of Alaska con tinued on broad, generous lines, Seat tle would have made a much better showing during the year Just closed and Portland's gain would also have been much greater. Both Seattle and Tacoma are too close to Portland and have too many Interests In common to admit of protracted depression on Puget Sound not having some effect on this city. Alaska will be reopened, Seattle will revive, and Portland will forge ahead, but there will be no "fighting." Portland no longer has to "fight" for her existence. WHY MYIXG I" KXPENSUVK. Mrs. Ellen H. Richards is the pres ident of the American Home Econom ics Association." We take this op portunity to magnify her- renown be cause she has published some in structive remarks upoa" the cost of living in the Ladies' Home Journal. In her opinion we owe our present difficulties in making both ends meet not nearly so much to the tariff or the trusts as to our own folly and wastefulness. Out of every dollar of the family budget, she says, from 10 to 40 cents, upon the average, goes to the garbage heap. It is lost because the average wife is too dignified to look after trifling items of expense. We have a National feeling that It Is belittling to count the cost. Spending is in itself a glorious act, even when wo cannot "afford It. The poor give themselves a comfortable feeling of being as good as the rich by wasting the little means they have. Besides our wasteful habits, which have been enlarged upon before In these columns, Mrs. Richards points out two other causes of the high cost of living in these days. The first Is the "combine of social opinion" which drives multitudes of women to buy what they do not want because their neighbors have bought it. She de clares that American women are not educated nearly so well as their moth ers were to know the true values of articles and therefore they are swin dled not only In prices, but also, and much worse. In the senseless demand which Is Inspired in them for useless and silly things. Next to this false economic demand which Is created by social opinion. Mrs. Richards ranks "fastidiousness' as a cause of high prices. The plain and simple article fails to please, even if intrinsically It is better than the or nate and complicated one. We have strayed far from the solid realities and every step in the Journey has cost money. Since these unpleasant con ditions arise from ignorance, the plain remedy for them la better education. The cost of living will decrease In pro. portion as our housewives learn to understand common things and per form common duties. BATItTT"B8 TX THE ftCHOOLA'. If the views of State Senator Chase, of Coos, find expression , in law through the enactment of the bill which he has in process of Incubation bathtubs will be installed In the public schoolhouses of the state or specifi cally in the cities In rooms fur nished with soap, towels and ant I septic lotions, fine-tooth combs, etc.. and use 'of these appliances' will be made compulsory upon the unkempt, uncombed and unwashed, as a pass port to the educational privileges of the schools. This will necessarily mean the employment of bath attend ants, wlelders of the halrbursh and fine-tooth comb, caretakers of towels and additional police duty on the part of teachers, much of whose time and energy are already employed In de tective service. Incidentally It will add a mill or so to the annual levy for school purposes, "since, though these baths will be nominally "free," the fact remains that they must be paid for by the all-enduring taxpayer. Now, really, has not this thing of relieving parents from all responsibil ity for the common welfare of their children gone quite far enough? While filthy, vermin-Infested, germ-laden children should not be admitted into classes In the public schools, their parents let us say tholr mothers should be made cognizant of the fact that precedent to such admission her children must be cleaned up and as requisite for remaining In school must be kept clean. An Intelligent, comprehensive, compulsory education law will do the rest. The public schools are primarily for the children of the proletariat. It does not follow, however, that these children should be dumped pell-mell upon the schools In utter disregard of that first principle of civilisation personal cleanliness. There Is often, though not always, a valid excuse for poverty. For filth in a city like Port land, where there Is no congestion of opulatton and where there Is an abun dance of water, there is none what ever. A wise and stringent compul sory education law, supplemented by regulations stipulating that children hall be sent to school with clean bod ies clad In reasonably clean clothes. clean faces and hands and clean, decently-combed hair, will settle this matter. This is the parents' part in the education of their children the part delegated to them by Nature when children were born to them. MATKTUALASM ANT POLYGAMY. The letter from Mr. I. A. Walt, which was printed yesterday, con tained two bad blunders. The first that The Oregonian advocates the materialistic philosophy." The second blunder is that If the paper were of a materialistic turn It could not consistently defend monogamic marriage. Mr. Walt has not the faint est reason for assuming that any writer for The Oregonian is a mate rialist. This paper does not approve of superstitious practices, nor can it look with favor upon the wild excesses of some irrational sects, but this does ot constitute materialism. The ma terialist denies that there is such a thing as spirit. He holds that thought la a product of matter. The Oregonian has occasionally maintained the thesis that matter is a product of thought With what Justice then' can we be called materialists? A Juster charge would be that the paper Is Idealistic, though we hope it Is not too much so. As for the notion that a materialist must necessarily believe In a plurality of wjves, we wonder where Mr. Walt came across it. The great majority of polygamlsts have been anything but mnrorlaiiat. Th. nrlmevnl natrlarrhs. who all had several wives, were be- Hovers in spirits and were in intimate relations with Jehovah. The Turks, who have wives by the dozen, belong to the. Mohammedan faith, which Is one of the. most spiritual In the world. Mormonlsm again makes the belief in spirits and the future life its funda mental tenet. The only materialists we ever heard of have all been re markably loyal td monogamy. They have each been satisfied with one wife and have loved their families with de voted affection. Mr. Wait errs in thinking that the only warrant for monogamio marriage Is to be found in the creeds of the churches. It is a good deal more like a law of nature. As we ascend the scale of animal Jlfef polygamic prac tices become rarer and monogamy tends to be the rule. The practice of taking one wife and living with her until death makes a severance of the union hag been adopted by the human race because it has been found upon the whole to promote its health and general welfare. No doubt church creeds have helped In the process of abating polygamy, but Mr. Walt must remember that if plural marriage had been for the best Interest of mankind the churches would have been In spired to -favor it and not to oppose It. We cannot believe that the Al mighty would have revealed to them a doctrine that was not useful and hygienic. It will be found here a elsewhere that the genuine basis of morality Is the constitution of the universe. Those unreasonable Canadians! The Central Farmers' Institute, attended by delegates from all sections of Brit ish Columbia,' la now in session at Victoria and has adopted a resolution condemning the proposal for reciproc ity in natural products and asking that the duty on fruit enterlng Canada be raised to equal the tariff imposed by the United States. Is it possible that our northern neighbors have been reading the American Economist and have thus become convinced that the basis of all prosperity Is a tariff that makes political enemies of those who should be our best friends and cus tomers? Eventually, If the staxidpat protectionists hang on long enough, the United States wit? reach a point where we can dwell in grand and gloomy Isolation from all tho rest of the world and be obliged to consume the commodities which other nations will no longer buy from us. Do state statutes prohibiting prize fights make prizefights illegal? This inquiry anent a knockout, heavy weights at that, in Olkahoma Wednes day. Hardly a day passes that press telegrams do not spread news of fights to a finish. Curiously, you never hear of pugilists or their abettors being punished. Is there genuine public sentiment against these contests which are forbidden by law? Isn't there a lot of buncombe in the horror and in dignation that a great many good folk seem to foel over public brutalities? Can no one be found in Boston, Kan- sas City, Philadelphia, Milwaukee or San Francisco who has enough inter est In tha. law to make an effort ae or towards Its enforcement? Evidently not. If the women of Washington really wish to attain to the dignified stature of citizenship, let each one, when she registers for the purpose of voting, give without hesitation or quibble her correct age. In so doing she will not only arise to the desired status, but also take a stale and musty chestnut from the ba.sk et of the hard-pressed village newsgatherer. Senator Miller's proposal to reform our divorce laws by allowing property Interests to revert to those who owned the property before the marriage will cure no existing evils. Wonder what the division would be where the orlg Inal combined property was furniture for t hree rooms bought on the Install ment plan. Certain males In Washington ap pear to be unnecessarily agitated over the neglect of women voters to regis ter. This Is a case where men may wisely attend to the beam in their own eyes and not worry over the mote In the women's. How much exhortation does It usually require to get the men of a given precinct to register before election? If Tammany electa the next Senator from New York ant the "machine' sends Its man from New Jersey and the same rule is applied elsewhere. what will ' the country have gained from the glorious overturn? "But what good came of it? quoth he. Nay, 'twas a famous victory." Dairy and Food Commissioner Bailey made no mistake .In the ap pointment of Albert S. Wells as chem ist. The young man Is a scion of a family noted for Integrity and probity and possesses the family traits and characteristics. Nobody will get mad over the lesson W. W. Cotton read to the Chamber of Commerce at the annual banquet. If Brother Cotton's railroads tote fair with Oregon, Oregon will tote fair with them. Sixty days on the rock-pile is not much for the man who forced his young wife Into a life of shame, but it may cure him of this particular kind of delinquency. Let us hope Oregon's two Senators won't go to sleep at the switch when the bill for creating a thirty-foot chan nel from Portland to the sea comes up. Of course the Oregon hen cannot lay while the snow is on the ground. so the huge importation of California eggs yesterday will not feaze her. Eugene should not feel disgruntled over the Census Bjjreau figures. She has the spirit and the "go" and Is In. good company, too. This movementttto admit only clean children to the Oregon public schools will boom trade in soap and fine-tooth combs. In the present oontest between Oay- nor and Murphy, It looks at this dis tance Uko-oddaen the Tammany boss. C WELCOME GrETS AT tOXB TREE Pioneer Freighter Telia of Entertaining Indian War Party, WA8HOUGAL. Wash.. Jan. 10. (To the Editor.) An article in The Orego nlan In regard to erecting a slab on the spot where once stood the lone cotton wood tree on the Platte River reminds me of something thit happened which may be Interesting to others, I at the age of 18 drove a .team of six I mules, it being one of a train of ten 6- J J"mJ d .t".1! Af.T Jr? We left Atchison on April 26, 1S64, and arrived in Virginia City on July 16. About June 1 we came to the Lone Tree Crossing. The river was high and our wagons were heavy laden. I do not know how wide the stream was, but It seemed fully a mile across. The wagon master had us put ten mules to a wagon and take two and three wagons at time. We crossed In safety, but I well remember that several of the drivers had narrow escapes from being drowned, I for one. My saddle mule fell down and I sure thought I was, a goner. It was about the middle of the after noon when we got over and all- being wet and tired we struck camp until the following morning. While we were en gaged in eating our late dinner and early supper ail in one, four Sioux In dians rode up. One of them had a baby deer under one arm. They made signs that they were hungry and wished to swod the little deer for something to eat, Now remember, under no condition could we get them to speak a word that we could understand. They insisted on making the trade. Mr. Ervln, the wagon master, told them in signs that the deer would be a burden to us, but to get down and he would give them something to eat. And say, I think I never saw nu mnn rilrt thev. They sure did de vour some bacon, bread, molasses and hlapk rnffee. While the Indians ate, our boys Indulged in expressing their opinions as to what ought to be done with the Red Skins. Some thought they oiieht to be killed on the spot. Others thought that the whites were to blame And ftn nn No remark made any impression on the four Indians at their dinner In the least. They paid strict attention to business. After thev were, done they tnannea air. Ervin in their own way for what they had eaten, got on their ponies, rode away about 100 yards, stopped and held a consultation. une oi mem p-na,-nri to ho th leader as he was bet' ter emiinned than the others. He roda back to camp and asked Mr. Ervin in as nlatn Eur lsh as I C0U1O. speaK u u would sell him a sack of flour. Now maybe you think there were not some astonished muleanvers in camy. all opened their eyes for the Indians were on the war-path and had com menced depredations before and behind tis, murdered the emigrants and burned their outfits. Those four had been In our camp for over an hour, had heard every word we naa to say tnnrt It all and said nothing. Mr. Ervin explained that- there was plenty of flour on the wagons but it did not belong to mm. anu no uu share of his own. They must have been satisfied for wa bad no further trouble with any Indians but delivered our freight safely to its owners in Virginia City. I am glad to hear that the old Lone Cottonwood Tree is to be fittingly remembered. . Plea for the Doctors. wiBTUVD. Jan. 10. To the Erti- tor.) I was very tt-oa verv mucn liiltsitrovcv ... , A4 n your editorial, "When a Doctor Charges Tnn Wllf h ' 1 fit II II U I BOO " " " ' " see how doctor's charges can ever be too much hn tho .i-natlent after a serious in..., nriton his own check in settle ment of the doctor's bill. Any kind of a bill might be considered too mucn when paid by the executor. Another thing to be considered as regards doctor's fees is the manner in which they are paldT My opinion is that doctors are' the most illy paid of ! onv nrofessional men, -in every uiiici (profession except that of medicine the the fee Is paid when the case is nnisnea, K,it fnr noma reason a pnysiuimi n.Mnrtil off" if ha presents his bill before the end of the year, and even then he is frequently obliged to wait still longer for his pay. I see no good reason why a physician should not be paid at least once a month, even If he is still attending the case. We do this with the grocer and tradesmen In gen eral. Doctors spend their skill and frequently stay up nights witn pauenis. Similar service is not required from anv other occuDatlon. The sentiment of the people as to physicians should change materially. Mn mt rula can bo laid down as to whnt a doctor should charge. It isn't a question as to how long it takes to treat a case, but rather how much skill the doctor brings Into the case, which ennhtes him to terminate It success- fully'in the shortest possible period of time. This same case in lue nanus m one less skillful might not terminate successfully, or be drawn out over a inr nnrlod of time. In any event It should ba made a custom to settle with the doctor the same as wltn otner peo pie wa have dealings with. L. SAMUEL, Result of Arsenical Polsonlac. San Francisco Bulletin. "Vou no doubt have observed the lily white complexion of soma women. These women are sacrificing years of their lives for that beautiful skin by tha use of arsenic." said D. V. Duval, a chemist of Manchester, England.- . "It Is a well-known, fact that thou sands of women in all oountries of the world use the poison in small quan tities to bleach their skin. It is cn effective means of whitening and clear ing the complexion, but the complexion given by its use has no permanency un less the absorption of the drug be con tinued. "Arsenic, as science has long told us, is an accumulative poison. When one takes it either by prescription for tha upbuilding of an appetite or for the bleaching of the skin he does not feel any ill effects for several years. The effect of the drug is bracing and makes a person feel like eating. It also aids the digestion. The average user of the poison takes it in such small quanti ties that he does not realize how much of It will accumulate in his system in the course of four or live years. "Being an accumulative poison it often takes that length of time to see the results of the drug. Then the user may complain of not being able to con trol his fingers or toes. Subsequently he loses control of his hands and arms. Arsenical poisoning Is the result. Eaopns Spltzenburgh. PORTLAND, Jan. 12. To the Edi tor.) I- noticed In The Oregonian of January 10 that -some gentleman was troubled about the name "Spitzen burgh." Horticultural authorities spell it "burgh." The apple was originated at EsuLus, New York, hence the name Ksopus Spitzenburgh." I cannot see how the apple is con nected with Heidelburg, Hamburg, Ol denburg, or any other "berg" or "burg." One thing we are sure of. It grows to perfection here In Oregon and I hope the flavor will remain the same even though we call it "mud." What's in a name anyway? . H. D. E. In Addreaalnjr the Chair. CONDON, Or.. Jan. JO. (To tho Edi tor.) In a formal masting, what is the usual way of addressing the chair, if the chairman is a woman? H. C. CLARKE, ' W. E. WILK1NS. Local usage governs largely in forms of addressing the chair. In the Port land Women's Club the custom is to ad dress the presiding officer as "Madame President." When the presiding officer does not bear the title of president, probably the best form of address is Madame (Jnairman. CAFBTERIA SERVERS' TROUBLES. One Who Knows Aaks Clerks to Recall Their Own Annoyancea. PORTLAND, Jan. 10. (To the Ed itor.) Did the patron of the cafeteria ever stop to consider that the men and women behind the counter were creat ed by the same Divine Being as they were? Yes, they are human. When you pass alon? the counter don't drag nor visit; ask for what you want and move on. Speak and do not wait to be asked. Say I want veal and gravy: mashed potatoes plain or mashed potatoes with gravy. Help yourself to whatever is served and when you want bread,' say I want white bread or brown bread or whatever kind you do want Here is a typical conversation: "Will you have bread?" "Yes." "What kind of bread will you have?" "I want bread." "Will you hav white, graham, rye, raisin, cornbread or hot rolls?" "I want white bread, of course.". Similar foolish questions are asked and answered at the coffee station. It requires several minutes to ask all these questions and when the line be comes -blockaded the manager will say to the girl: "You do' not pay close at tention to your station. I see the crowd stop there. You will have to do better than that or I will have to get another girl. I want you to keep the line mov ing." Here are other suave questions that everyday customers ask: "Is that fish? My; that fish is raw, see how .red it is; no, I like my fish well done." They don't know salmon when they see it. "Are those eggs fresh or canned?" "Is that cornbread?" Now what else could cornbread be? "Is that milk in those bottles?" Many the time hava I been tempted to say: "No, It's gasoline." Don't handle the bread, cake and pie. You don't want to eat food that every one handles. Have a little mercy on the servers and don't exasperate them with your foolish questions. At one of the cafeterias a few even ings ago, after he had been given his check, I heard a young man ask: "What do I do now? The fat manager said, in his gruff voice, "Sit down to the table and eat It.". Another thing, don't complain to the cashier and don't turn your check blank side up. Nine out of every ten women turn their checks blank side up. Order what you want and specify what kind you want and you will save the girls many a hard word from tho man ager, possibly their position. Use a little sense. Possibly you are a clerk or are serving the public; try do ing to the other fellow as you would bo done by. It will help make life happier for all. A SERVER. SUBSIDY AND SHIPPING COMBINE Americans Are Moving Spirits in For mation of Marine Trust. Philadelphia Record. ' We trust that Congressman Humph rey will read carefully the charges of the Department of Justice against the shipping combine, and will particularly noto the parties thereto. Mr. Humphrey is one of the most vociferous subsidy shouters. Nothing causes him more acute anguish than the contemplation of the combinations of foreign shipping companies, which he tells us extort dreadful rates from American shippers and discriminate against Americans in the interest of foreign trade. As to the former, we have information from two special agents of the Department of Commerce on T.W Hint Amprinnn Rhlnripra to South America get as good terms as European shippers do, and In many cases get better terms. As to the latter, the rapid growth of our export trade is sufficient to refute him. But we wish Mr. Humphrey to ob-bai-va that thA International Mercantile Marine Company and ail its subsidiaries are included among the conspirators against free and unfettered commerce. Two of tha subsidiary companies are wholly American. The combination It self was formed In New York by Ameri can bankers and vessel owners, who got possession of some foreign lines and or ganized the International Mercantile Marine Company as a holding conoern, to suppress competition and make an ad vance in freight rates possible. What is 1 ,, A 111 , T1 T.lnA 17 f f M 54 ttlionu ' . . - per outward mile, under the law of. -"0 years ago, for each or its steamers wmuu has an American register, ana it proven i Qt,nrinn m th American flae: by or dering two steamers built abroad as Boon as It secured the old flag and an appro priation for two of Its steamers that U purchased in Mgiana. As our capitalists have led the world i nrcanintinti of trusts and com bines and the suppression of competi tion, the notion of Mr. Humphrey that . . ,rt mnrltlmA combines was l . J w. - more American steamers "was sufficient ly absurd. If sucn general iacis uu ic,i. him. nerhans the spe- IIU llllli - -- . . - - t that thn International Mer cantile Marine Company is the head- center of this Atlantic BnippinB uui might make some. But we presume it will not. He sheds facts as a duck's back sheds water. A Story of Harrtman. New York Sun. In a little speech he made recently -ii t.- .,,., n i , t vioe-nreRident of the Southern Pacitlo Railroad, told this story of the late E. H. Harriman: ..- nr when Mr. Harriman went out over tha Una I naturally went with i. ; iin h.H a wav when he CO t into headquarters of going out alone and getting lost, Just going around looking at things for himself. He might not ..uthinir nt what he observed for one, two or three days, but he gen erally said sometninB. no wem mm an office at one of our general head- nnoA And when we were out on the road again he began to talk about the particular vice-president whose office ne naa vistea ana biu. -t -ot intn hia office the other day and found him with a pile of papers nls desK, looKme miuugu incut, didn't like that. " 'What fault do you Arid with that?" i wmiiH Ilka tn sea him without any papers leaning back in his chair with his feet on his desk thinking think ing,' Mr. Harriman answered." Fragments of Wladoni. . January Smart Set. When a woman holds a man In the hollow of her hand she can palm off any kind of talk on him. All vou've got to do is to stir some people up to have them boil over. Flattery is a sort oi un muuejr w which our vanity gives currency. Social fame lasts as long as the pos sessor is present. He who surrenders wnen ne is wrong Is wise. He who surrenders when he is right is married. But ne, too, is wise. The hobble skirt is making quite a stir, considering the entire absence of bustle. Many present problems are past lollies getting ripe. Homely gins rusn in unaer tne mistle toe where peaches fear to tread. The woman who marries to better her self generally becomes worse than ever. The prettier a woman is tne less sue believes love Is blind. Poor Family. Two microbes sat on the pantry shelf, And watched, with expressions pained, The milkman s stunts; And both said at once: Our relations are getting strained!" Exchange. Life's Sunny Side 1 Some weeks ago two little glrfs of six and seven years old heard a party of older people discussing skeletons. The 6-year-old lass listened intently to the conversation, when the elder girl, with an air of superior knowledge, said ab ! ruptly: "You don t know what a skeleton is, and I do." "So do I!" sharply replied the younger. "I do know! I know for certain I do!" "Well, now, what is it?"- the elder wanted to know. "Why, it's bones with the people off. that's what Is it!" Metropolitan Jlaga zine. , A local ironworker who has been mar ried a couple of years always declared that his first son should be named Mat. after one of his best friends. Learning that the ironworker and his wife had recently been blessed with a charming baby, the friend smiled all ' over his face when he greeted the fath i er on the street. "Well," he beamed, "how is little Mat?" "Mat nothing." answered the father; it's Mattress." Youngstown Telegram. Soon after the arrival of his first baby his; wife went upstairs oneVvening and found him standing by the side of tho cradle and gazing earnestly at the child. She was touched by the sight, and tears filled her eyes. Her arms stole softly around his neck as she rubbed her check caressingly against his shoulder. lie started slightly at the touch. "Darling. ' he murmured, dreamily, "it is absolutely incomprehensible to mo how they can sell such a cradle as that at $10." Sport ing Times. Little Dorothy naughty, and her had been very mother's patience was exhausted "Dorothy," she admonished severely, "the next time you are a bad girl I shall put you in a dark closet until you learn to ba better." Dorothy heard, but did not heed, and before long her mother was obliged to. administer the promised punishment. She was placed in her mother's clothes closet and the door was tljrhtly shut on her. For fifteen minutes Dorothy remained In durance vile. Then her mother, hear ing no sounds and thinking the little girl had had time to become penitent, opened the door. A very red and de fiant little face was turned toward her. "What are you doing. Dorothy?" asked her mother suspiciously. "I 'pit on your "ktrt," said the child deliberately, "and then I 'pit on your 'hoes. An now I'm waiting for mora pit." January Llppincott's. Pensions and Peace. Harper's Weekly. Mr. Carnegie's ten millions will doubtless set in circulation a good many convincing arguments against war, but it will hardly lead to the dis covery of any fresh argument quite so effective with practical people as the size of our pension roll and the history of our pension legislation. It is now almost precisely half a century since the Civil War began. Tha vast major ity of those who fought it are dead. Yet our annual payment for pensions on account of it Is but a few millions less than it was when it reached its highest point some years ago, and it is seriously proposed to pass a new law which would promptly carry it consid erably above that highest point. No body opposes a generous provision for" every man now living who really helped to save the Union. But does anyone believe that the enormous sums we paid out in pensions have all been honestly devoted to that purpose? Does anybody doubt that a great part of those sums has gone to people who de served nothing from the Government or tho Nation? And Is there any good prospect that If we have another war It will not bring a similar burden in its train? A good excuse for some of the people to be employed on the new Carnegie foundation would be to esti mate the probable final cost per sol dier, pensions for 50 to 75 years lnj eluded, of any future war-making wo may undertake. A Departure In Messages. Washington Herald. All over the country we are hearing of new Ideas In government, municipal as well as state and Federal, and the trend of all of them,-- we are happy to noto. Is toward real service. A most sensible departure from established cus tom is tha. Instituted by Governor Ha:l ley, of Missouri, who lias decided that Instead of delivering the traditional message to the Legislature, he will pro vide for a series of lectures by experts In economics and politics and agricul ture, who will make known, after care ful Investigation, to the general assem bly the needs of the various parts of the state. This is real service, and there can be no doubt tnat Missouri win oencin largely from It. It would cause most Governors of state a pang of regret to give up the opportunity of exploiting themselves In a message to tho legisla ture, and It is plain that In his new de parture Governor Hadley is actuated by high principles that are sound in con ception and promise well in execution. The average Governor's message is not usually a helpful document. It is too often compact of mere words that are aimed, primarily, to convince the people what a grand and good political party it is that the Governor has the honor to represent. The plan proposed by Governor Hadley is based, of course, on the new ideal that is growlns throughout' the country, the Ideal of government as a business. FEATURES IN THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN REBUILT SAN FRANCISCO FIVE YEARS AFTER . Preparing now for the great $50,000,000 Panama Canal Fair in 1915; fine illustrations showing t he principal streets. WHERE YOUNG MEN LEARN TO FLY New National .Academy near Washington for the instruction of military and civilian aeronauts. RAILROADS BUILT TO PROVIDE NEW THRILLS Rocky Mountain peaks utilized to make excitement for tourists; zigzag railroad 14,000 feet above sea level. AN OREGON GIRL IN MUSICAL BERLIN Miss Frances B. Clapp writes of student life in the German cap ital. ORDER EARLY FROM YOUR NEWSDEALER