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DEC. 7. lt- WHAT TDK MrwOCmATS 1IX IXX All Democrats favor a downward revision of the tariff, and never waver or wobble or weaken In that opinion until the, practical work of (raining a tartX bill la Impoud on them by the country. Then difficulties arise. grow In mostly out of the refusal of Demo cratic state and Democratic produc er and manufacturers in Republican states t permit a literal application cf tha areat Democratic doctrine of tariff for revenue only to their par ticular Industrie. The next Democratic House 1 ttrin for tariff revision, as Demo cratic Houses always are before they meet. The New York Herald has made a careful canvass of members elect, with the gratifying result that 2 members say firmly and boldly that they are for revision downward. too) of the Fayne-Aldrich tariff. This Is 0 more than a majority. Of the IS. 10" are Democrats 11 more than a majority and 7 are Insurgent Republican It might thus appear that the doom of the wicked Payne-AJdrich tariff Is sealed. No Democrat and few Re pubitcana will suffer that legislative Incubus long to cumber the statute books. Not they. But, of course, the work of tariff revision must proceed wisely and effectively. There must be no wholesale upsetting of business or unintelligent and Injurious assaults en the tariff as the Government's chief source of Income. But the doctrine or high protection roust be abandoned and a real customs revenue producer substituted. The wary and judicious manner In which these patriotic Democrats are going to enact a real tariff for revenue law Is thus explained by the Herald: Tc shoals be explained that while a bis ana)orlty of the Doroocrata tavor the prta clpla or tariff for revenue only, practically all of thojn. in ihotr private talks, say that tay aro not literally for that idea. but. when tha time cornea, will favor protection for some products which Coras from their ml sectlias. this would Indicate that, wasn a bill ta finally arafted and approved. It will bo found to embody a sreat deal of tha protective principle. When It comes down to hard pan your Democratic Congressman may always be depended upon to abandon theory In party professions and listen to tbe seductive voice of the 'inter ests' There "will be tariff revision, certainly, but with reservations. The tariff revised by the Democratic poli ticians wl'.l be a give-and-take affair, just as a Republican protective tariff 1 always, and It will not satisfy the eoantry. No unscientific tariff based on political exigency and state or sec tional selfishness ever will. UK. TAFT'S ECONOMIES. Whatever Mr. Taft's merits or shortcomings may be as a partly leader and an Interpreter of the popu lar will, there are two particulars, at least. In which he can stand compari son with any man who ever filled the office of President. Nonresident ever exercised greater care. In appointing Judges; none ever sought more dili gently to fill vacancies in the courts with discrimination. Although he has been criticised for almost everything else he has done or left undone hardly a word has been said against his nom inees for the Supreme Court, the Commerce Court or the Interstate Commerce Commission. It Is conced ed by everybody whose opinion Is of mia-h value that better men could not have been chosen for these Important positions than those whom Mr. Teft fixed upon after deliberating upon the merits of all the candidates In his careful and Judicial manner. The other respect in which Mr. Tart has shoan uncommon ability is In the ref ormation of the shiftless and waste ful business methods of the Govern ment. Taft Is not the first President who ever tried to check the spendthrift habits of our officials and depart ments la Washington, but it is no more than fair to say that he Is the first who ever succeeded. The In ertia of long established custom, the sullen determination of entrenched of ficialdom to be as slothful and care leas in the future as It ever was in the past have been too much for every man before Mr. Taft who tried to take the dragon In hand and make It obe dient to the rules of good behavior. Of course we do not mean to say that Mr. Taft has done all that can or eught to he done in the way of saving the public money and making the public servants do what they are paid for. but he has accomplished enough to deserve the gratitude of the tax payers. Not all of the $300,000,000 which Senator Aldrlch said could be saved to the public by a thrifty man agement of the Government business has been saved as yet by any means, but certainly Mr. Taft has made a good beginning, which, according to the old saw. ta hair the battle. The economies which have been ef fected by his Administration and for which he should have the credit- are met with In many places, some of them unexpected. It Is surprising In fact to notice the quiet way the Presi dent seems to have of peering Into dark 'corners and investigating little leaks down which the public funds have been In the habit of disappear ing. The saving In the Postofflce De partment Is perhaps the most notable cf his Administration, not because It la the lanrest but because he has suc ceeded here after more than the usual number of failures by his predeces sors. Mr. Taft's Postmaster-General has actually managed not only to bring the everlasting postal deficit down to a comfortable figure but he promises on excellent grounds to get rid of H altogether In a short time. This has been accomplished by sheer economy where heretofore there has been waste. That there Is room for still greater saving In the postal ex penses is matter of common knowl edge, but naturally there are limits beyond which the people do not wish the matter pushed. Economy In the postal service Is highly popular, but the most unpopular thing any member of Mr. Taft's Administration could do would be to cripple the service which the postofflce renders to the public m any particular. The taxpayers want their mopey Judiciously spent, but they desire to have It spent, not hoarded. If adequate returns can be obtained. The American people want their postofflce to be placed on a par with the postofflce of other civilized nations and at the same time It will be found that they are willing to pay every employe In the Department fair wages. There Is no popular demand for economy carried to the point of scrimping the pay of postal employes and this fact Mr. Taft baa no doubt recognised. His reforms In the matter of ex penditure have been carried info the Army and Navy as well a the Postof flce. The Army expenditures have been cut down at his behcat and It has been found also under bla gentle In sistence that we can get along very well with fewer battleships than some persons had supposed indispensable. Along these lines where .Mr. Taft's savinxs for the taxpsyers can easily be reckoned in dollars and cents they frvni no to a substantial sum. He has effected other economics which do not lend themselves so easily to ex act computation but nevertheless they are well worth keeping account of. The change In the rules of the public offices which will require the em ployes to do a fair day's work will save the public millions of dollars in the long run. but the chances are that Mr. Taft will not reap much popular ity from It- On the contrary" the Indo lent clerks will shriek with rage and nobody will think It worth while to keep the other side of the affair be fore the public. The country l not always most grateful for the best service. Sometimes It never even hears of quiet and laborious ef forts to do Its business well. There Is no doubt that Mr. Taft will continue his unostentatious efforts to bring the Government service up to something like a modern standard of efficiency. It Is reasonable to expect also that he will continue to accomplish something. PerhaDa before his term ends he may even get his reforming hand opon the slovenly pension department. There is fair reason to believe that Mr. Tart will be mentioned by historians as the President who put our Govern ment expenditures upon a basis of nsible economy. Few i-resiaents have ever received a more honorable tribute from posterity. POBTXAXD'S "JCXS." DEPARTMENT. Portland la savins- interest on $1.- ofl add Mdn and ferrv investments. all of which have disappeared except the bonds. This debt wiu ocgin w mature, for the most part, eleven veara hence. No Sinking funds hSVO been provided and it seems that the only way to meet the maturity oi xne old bonds will be to sell new ones to take their place. Of course, since the bridges and the ferries have been free there have been no revenues from tolls wherewith to pay either for maintenance, renewals. interest or sinking fund. All this ex- nendlture. therefore, has naa to do paid for out of taxes. And because taxes have been regarded as high and expense of bridges and ferries as heavy, common consent has put sink ing fund out of the city's official fi nances. Tw little account has been taken. in this business, of depreciation. This loss has been heavy, but cltlxena have paid no attention to it. They Imag ined that somehow the bridges ana the ferries would last forever or that renewals would be taken care of in some way at the other fellow's ex pense. This system gave valuable im nrnvtnuni to DeoDle of the city at expense of the next generation. It was supposed. ir thought of at all. that the next generation, because more numerous, would be more aDie to paj. But those who come hereafter have to meet expenses and debts of their own. Riirht here Is one of the most potent reasons for limitation of public func tions and public utilities. It is neces sary for this city to nave puouc bridges and ferries and to pay ior them out of general taxation. But there are other things which It is not TooMaai-r for the city to own: electric light plants and streetcar systems, for example. The city 1 very near the border line of prudence when It goes into the docks business. All these things mean public debt, bonds and Interest. Some classes of citizens urge that after the public hassecured im provements through creation of debt it should then repudiate the debt. But h will be Impossible for a community to borrow money for present and fu ture needs If It shall repudiate Its debts of the past. This city will have to carry the bonds and pay interest thereon. But this "Junk" debt of $1,000,000 should furnish a wholesome lesson for the future. Public finances are seldom wisely administered. They have not been wisely administered In "Portland In the past. The present administra tion comes nearest the proper treat ment of affairs In many years. OKMiOX AND THE KAtl-ROAna. As we approach the new year this question presents Itself to every man Interested In the development of the Pacific Northweat will It pay to encourage the building of more rail roads? Every one ifamlllar with the record of the gigantic companies which, for the sake of convenience, are called the Harriman lines. What they have done during the last five years to open up for settlement sev eral fertile, but hitherto inaccessible, regions in 'this state was well sum marized In The Oregontan yesterday, together with the setting forth of def inite plans for the Immediate future. Corporate and physical anion of this Important railroad company with the North Coast lines has forged a strong-' er commercial chain to bind three progressive states. Oregon's new Eastern horizon Is the Rocky Moun tains. For the present larger view, what is the obligation of Oregon to the rail roads? Krom more than one source whose Intelligence and sincerity can not be questioned, we learn that capi tal has become timid respecting railroad Investments. Prospective re turns are considered too small and too uncertain. So far as U applies to the rich but undeveloped Pacific Northwest, and particularly to Ore gon, there Is no fesr that new lines will not create enough traffic under normal conditions to sustain them and to earn satisfactory dividends, but capital fears disastrous legislation by the states as well as by- the Federal Government. When Judge Lovett, the head of the Harriman lines, declared publicly a few days ago that he favored Gov ernment regulation of railroads, he virtually admitted the justice of this principle. A reasonable Inference is that all railroads in good faith will acknowledge and respect It. Here In Oregon will not our best Interests be served if we promise the railroads a square deal and then make good the promise? Oregon's greatest material need Is large capital to establish steel highways, which shall enable a million new people to make homes and en gage in profitable industry; therefore, our attitude toward railroads must not be Just that of Illinois, New York or Kansas, where there are enough miles of railroad for present needs. With us It ought to be a give-and-take proposition clearly understood. Oregon must demand that the rail roads shall be servants of commerce, not masters; that they shall keep out of politics and not indulge in corrupt practices. Oregon must show that she will be as fair In the matter of regula tion In the future as she has been In the fast, and that whatever may be attempted In the way of control, rail roads need never fear legislation that endangers the investment. HRAHST IR- COOK. Dr. Cook Is now trying to prove other men bigger, liars. He has a heavy Job on his hands. His task also Includes the Job of trying" to convince the world that he thought he had dis covered the Pole and that his thought was well founded; also that the meth ods of his critics and detractors, if applied to Peary", would discredit the exploit of that explorer. .However, the doughty doctor "will take Peary's word, in preference to either that of Rasmussen or the Eskimos In the matter of his own accomplishment." Dr. Cook showed himself a man of brassy courage nen he returned from the North last year, claiming polar honors. His same brassy courage he exhibited some years before In assert ing that he had scaled Mount Mc Kinley. Now his return from the banishment that followed his exposure as a faker by the University of Copen hagen, exhibits" him in his old-time brazen-faced nerve. He fled from public contempt to the most sequest ered parts of the earth and now comes home with new:samples of Munchau senlsm. It takes terrific nerve to display one's self as the biggest liar the world ever saw. Therefore, Dr. Cook does not lack admiration entirely. As a wlolder of English, he la skilful, too. far more so than Peary. His sheer audacity In retorting to his critics and In .Inventing new explanations draws hlro world-wide attention and even makes him friends. He cleverly draws the Issue of dispute away from his own exploit; he picks flaws and falsehoods In the words of those at tacking him. "False atatement No. 1" he says of Rasmussen's assertions and on up in serial order to "False statement No. 5" and beyond. All this disputation comes to noth ing. The only important matter Is Cook's fakerism. His own records disproved his Polar claims and Joined him. with the Ananias members. Be sides, it was impossible for Cook and his two Eskimo companions, as George Kennan has ably pointed out. to have carried enough provisions for the alleged Journey. Peary, It will be remembered, employed numerous supporting parties and finally had barely enough food for himself and his negro companion on the final dash for the axis point. The dispute la going off on too many side issues. Dr. Cook Is lead ing it in those directions. His critics will make headway faster by calling him back to the main question. TWO MORE XEW JXIXtES? The Dallas Observer makes some highly sensible observations, printed i -n .1. .r.m nllnjLted and eisewnero, uh . "J ambiguous Judicial amendment adopt ed by the voters In November. The voter wanted to adopt the scheme of a three-fourths Jury veraici in civh that was about all he want ed or Intended to approve. The Supreme Court properly con--i j (ha nun no Dumose to tluuca w.u. ...... abolish or change the status of the In ferior courts or to load up tne court with a great mass of new work on appeals. The court will not exercise original Jurisdiction except in emerg encies or for special reasons. So It would appear that the vast excitement into which the lawyers and other Judge-makers and Job-providers have permitted themselves to be thrown by the new amendment . v. ik. noterl heavv Increase of the work of the Supreme Court has no substantial foundation, ine great trx oiva the court two new judges was a trifle precipitate. No election impenas, ana mcie "j no sufficient reason why the five Judges now on the bench cannot give their undivided attention to their work. . . A srrruj) issite in engi-and. t. mil that the result of the critinh election was not nearly so revolutionary as many believed It would be. The Liberals have retained their majority but It is formed or a number of different elements which ma r.mnln harmonious as time passes and events develop. The one point which was denniteiy acierinmeu xv th .lection is that the hereditary principle upon which the upper house or parliament is no uurcu must be abandoned. It Is not quite so clear that the Lords will lose their veto power, although it la probable. Judging rrom the course of British history. Formerly the King as well as the peers had a veto upon measures passed by the Commons, but after a struggle much riercer than that be tween the Lords and Commons has been the veto of the crown was defi nitely given UP- The King still goes through the form of assenting to bills, but the form is empty. He could not refuse his assent no matter how much he might desire to do so. The British courts never enjoyed a veto over acts of Parliament. , In this ' respect they are less powerful than the American Judiciary. An act of Parliament becomes virtually a part or the constitution or the British Em pire at once. Hence the only check there fc upon the supremacy or the House of Commons is the power of the Lords to throw out a bill. They have exercised this power very freely whenever there has been a Liberal ministry. There are many peers who never appear In Parliament except when It Is necessary to vote down some Liberal measure. On such occa sions they cast -their votes with stupid subserviency to their class and then disappear until another similar emerg ency arises. It is this practice which has driven the Commons to the point of requiring- the Lords to resign their veto power. Very likely a compromise will end the difference for the pres ent. The House of Lords will prob ably be made at least partially elect ive. Thus it will become responsive to the popular will and may have a long career before it Is finally abol ished. Still If it ceases to act as a check upon the Commons it is inter esting to speculate as to what its pre cise function can become. " The Portland Journal, which apolo gizes for, believes in, upholds, and de fends the abominable and revolution ary single tax. Is much disturbed-because The Oregonian printed a news dispatch from Salem, with suitable headlines, setting rorth that bond buyers think the amendment danger ous and are finding grave fault with it otherwise. The Oregonian has sought to print facts about this bunco amendment and will continue to print them. But why should the singlo tax paper be so mightily disturbed all at once over the effect of these "harm ful" publications In Tho Oregonian? On December 19 this single tax paper printed prominently an article of the same tenor as The Oregonlan's, head ed conspicuously, "Bond Buyers Will Not Take- OTegon Securities (is) Be lief; Fearing Effect of New Land Tax Law, Thev May Reject Ail Offerings of Cities From This Stato." This is the situation as everyone in Oregon knows. Tet the single tax paper re mained quite calm until the mat ter got notoriety through The Orego nian. When The Oregonian prints It the single tax paper calls upon every body to get scared; when that paper prints It, it knows, of course, that nobody will get scared, for It is not necessarily so. Not satisfied with a population of 4.766.883 for Greater New York, stat isticians of Gotham now present fig ures for Largest New York and claim a population of 6.605,837. This is not the work of boosters, but of men ear nestly Interested In knowing how many people live in the chief American city and its Immediate environment Walter Laidlaw, executive secretary of the Federation of Churches and Christian organizations, gives to the New York Times the known and the estimated population within 19 miles of the City Hall. This Includes six counties in New Jersey with 1,543.932 and Nassau and Westchester counties. New York, with 191,644; total sub urban, 1,735,576. The ratio of increase in the suburbs during the past ten years was far greater than In the city or New York, ir they are going to Ignore rivers and city boundaries and count the people in. and around New York as one community, it will not be many years until London will have to take second place among- the cities or the world. While the Commercial Club Is pre paring plans for larger publicity work next year. It should not neglect the opportunity to encourage the ener getic women to make their homes In Oregon, women of the type described by the Centralla (Ga.) Courier, which says: "We have one woman who raised 3000 bushels of corn, 500 bush els or oats, 10 wagonloads or pump kins, 9 children and a shirtless hus band on 80 acres or land." What a valuable asset such a woman is to any community. Perhaps she has similar neighbors. - The career or Clara Morris painfully exemplifies the truth that great ability does not always bring happiness any more than great riches. In her prime she was a charming actress. Few could throw more pathos Into tragic scenes. But for many years she suf fered from a distressing malady and old age rinds her poor and almost blind. In thinking of such lives as hers one could find comfort In the be lief that human beings will be born again and live on earth under happier stai The practice of following Merry Christmas with a drunken New Year's does not commend Itself to a discreet Judgment. It la not too late to reform it this Winter, since the next holiday i. -.in - f.w davs off. Why not save the drink money and give it to Port land's new college? It would amply endow a chair of sobriety and the donors would feel a great deal better on January 2. 1911. than they did on the same day last year. Tlul abandonment of the Inhuman lockstep in the Walla Walla prisons moves one to ask why that relic of barbarism should be retained any where. It Is an Inheritance from the time when prisoners were looked upon as legitimate subjects for every pos sible cruelty and degradation. In a century which professes to be Chris tian the lockstep is as anomalous as the refusal to provide convicts with underclothing and socks. - At this late day the Pennsylvania Historical Society Is paying honors to Gen. George Gordon Meade on Dec. 31. A dinner will be given in commemora tion of his services to the Union. Three soldiers who commanded the army of the United States will be pres ent, namely. Generals Nelson A. Miles. John C. Bates and S. B. M. Younir. These men served in General Meade's command In the Civil War. Pardon for Chris Evans, junior partner of that celebrated firm of Sontag At Evans? Remembering how they terrorized California for nearly a year, it Is curious to reflect that a community cannot carry resentment through a long period of time. Roln at Christmas time is so much of a variety In New England as to be subject or thanksgiving. Out here it is a matter of course. A cold snap is In process of forma atlon for this Coast. , It Is time. Plumbers are entitled to some con sideration. - Approval of baldheaded men by a woman's club will meet disapproval by men v4io sell hair restoratives. As a matter, or local history be it remembered that Portland roses were in bloom on Christmas day. 1910. Calvin Hellig can't say who steals my purse steals trash. I WHAT THE VOTER TRIED TO DO Purpose la Veflus; for the Three Fauihi Jury Amendment. i Dallas Observer. I Passing upon the Supreme Court amendment recently adopted by the 1 voters of Oregon, the Judges of that court hold that the amendment does not abolish all courts save the Supreme ' Court, as had been argued by many ' lawyers, nor Is the authority of the Circuit Courts and County Courts taken away or abridged In any manner. Until I further legislation shall change them, I the Circuit and County Courts will con ; tlnue to exist and to exercise the same ! power and jurisdiction they exercised before the adoption of the amendment. As to that portion of the amendment ! which seeks to invest the Supreme ! Court with original Jurisdiction in ha- beas cornus. mandamus and quo war ranto proceedings, the court is of the opinion that it was not the Intention of the voters to thrust upon the Su preme Court the burden of hearing, considering and determining In the first Instance every such application as might be presented. Such a construction. It is pointed out, would overwhelm the court with a mass of original business. Including the examination of witnesses, hearing arguments of counsel and con slderiug the merits of the causes pre sented, which would Interfere seriously with those duties for which the Supreme Court was primarily constituted, name ly, the hearing and decision of cases coming before it in the usual manner upon appeal. It Is farther pointed out that a defendant has several other plain, speedy and adequate remedies, without asking the Supreme Court to exercise such extraordinary Jurisdiction to the detriment of other and more mer itorious business. The court announces that it will exercise no such Jurisdiction except in cases containing very unusual points. The fact is. not one voter In a hun dred knew what he was voting for when he was dabbling" with this amendment- Probably not one In 50 would know a "mandamus" or "quo warranto" proceeding if he met it in the road in broad daylight. What the average voter saw in the ballot title of this amendment was something about "pro viding for a verdict by three-fourths of a Jury in civil cases." That was enough. He wanted that, and so lie voted his "X Yes" without reading further. He didn't know what jurisdiction he was conferring upon the Supreme Court, nor what additional duties he was imposing upon that body, and he doesn't know even now, after the court has told him. The court has apparently been spending much valuable time In an effort to as certain the voters' real Intention In passing this measure. The voter had no Intention farther than to authorize three-fourths of a Jury to return a verdict in civil cases. Probably not one voter In a hundred knew that any farther change In the judicial system was contemplated by the proposed amendment. . The U'Ren pills are always sugar coated, and the Jury clause was the coating in this particular Instance. The pill tasted sweet, and the voter swal lowed It, without considering what effect the Inside might have, either on the state's judicial system or on his own. The Supreme Court wastes time In trying to ascertain the voter's ob ject in passing this amendment. Far ther than to provide for a Jury verdict by nine men, the voter had no well defined object. Farther than that clause In the amendment, few took the trouble to read. REVIVAL OF STATE RIGHTS TALK SuKgeatlon Made That Roosevelt's Posl t tloa Is Misunderstood. PORTLAND, Or., Dec 25. (To the x.'.i i la conditions nreDarinir for a revival of the old state rights dis cussion of 60 years ago anent tne mw Nationalism propounded by ex-President Roosevelt? It seems probable Roosevelt Is mis understood on the question. He sees the trend of the present that the peo pie are attaining a larger National consciousness, and In consequence they have to have a new and expanding legal framework to meet the condi tions. His statement of principles as to Na tional and state relations and involv ing thus constitutional Interpretation is but a new development of Justice ir....h.tio vifttv that tha Constitution contains a spirit as well as a letter; that even the letter or tne uonsmu tion should not stand in the way of . 1. v.tl.nal urlfnr U'tltT. its liberal application would be subversion of Na tional or popular weai, eaiicaauj where in any particular Instance there was no Immediate opportunity or time to amend the Constitution to remedy the danger or defect impending. In other words, paraphrasing a Bible phrase, the Constitution was made for the people, not the people for the Con stitution. Let statesrightism rest among the other mummlned remains oi secessionism, treason, slavery, polyg nnw unit other forms, of political de generacy and corruption. Bible Read for First Time. Minneapolis Journal. As the Immediate first fruits Of 850 Bibles Installed in the rooms of the West Hotel by the Gideons, an organ ization, word came to the desk from a traveling man that for the first time in his life he had looked inside of a real mi-i- t 1 . a Furl Ftoufhler IM II 11. A w " ' ' ' ."'J - - and Axel Paulson, made the distribu tion, rjeacnier naa jubl ibh mo i.i ... ...... h..lr fnr mnrd. when armiui nu i. i. vj -. -- he brought the news that the recipient - . . I T i kl nn.nail tha hnnV or one or in muic . v. ...v at once and looked at it with much In terest. "He says," Beachler reported, "that when he was a boy he used to go to Sunday School, but he always studied his lesson out of a leaflet. He says it's the first sure enough Bible he ever saw the Inside of. Glm'me an other armful." Beer Free and Otherwise. Buffalo Commercial. An elderly German tapster In New York says he doesn't think Colonel Abe Slupsky's feat of drinking 30 bottles a day for 30 successive days any great shakes. "When I was a young man," he said, "I worked In a brewery where we received 40 beer checks daily. Each check entitled a man to a glass of beer, which was served at the brewery bar. I never had any checks over and wasn't much of a drinker, and I was a good customer at the saloon near the brew ery, too. We used to go to the saloon at noon time because there' was more fun In taking a beer that you paid for." Araaed Camp Not Needed. New York Tribune. With the consummation of the Louisiana purchase Hamilton's soheme of our domination of the continent was so soon fully realized as to assure us thereafter perpetual exemption from the perils of a formidable neighbor. Frpm that time forward It was reason able to hope that America would not have to make and keep herself an armed camp. Nor do we yet eee any convincing evidence that the hope was vain. Ia the Old Days. Harper's Weekly. Eve had Just tied a garland of maple leaves about her ankles. "What on earth are you up to, my love?" asked Adam. "I am trying on my pew hobble skirt, sweetheart." returned the partner of his joys with a sweet smile. . A Brash With Madam. Boston Evening Transcript. Artist Madam, it is not faces alone that I paint; It is souls. Madam Ob, you do Interiors, then? WHERE WAS THE GREEK'S SOUL? Answers Offered to Questions Sug seated by Portland Resident. PORTLAND, Dec 24. (To the Edl, tor.) The Greek laborer who met with an accident (a blow upon the skull) which threw him Into a comatose state for a period of 18 months, and on whom a surgical operation was per formed at St. Vincent's Hospital re cently, seems to have elicited numer ous suggestions. I note The Oregonlan's question, "Where was his soul, during those 18 months that he lay unconscious?" As well ask where is the soul when a per son Is in slumber? It has certainly not left the physical body, or the earthly tabernacle In which it dwells. The link or chain which connects the two had not been severed. Hence he was not dead, but very keenly alive, else the masterful skill of the sur geon's knife would have been used In vain. - Referring to Tennyson, who pro pounds the same question about Laza rus, we will turn to the Scriptures, where Jesus said St. John, chap, xi, verse 4 "This sickness is not unto death, but for the giory of God." In the same chapter, 11th verse, he said. "Our friend Lazarus sleepeth; but I go that I may awake him out of sleep." In the 14th verse he most emphatically says that "Lazarus is dead. Contra dictory statements, as you will observe. How is it when a person is placed in a hypnotic state? Respiration even ceases, yet the subject is not dead. I think a soul or spirit would be glad to "come back and reunite with the flesh" if Its earthly work were not yet com plete. As the Greek did not die, how then could he .be judged, using the theory of many persons who are looking for and anticiDatintr a trreat iudjrment day? Then the Greek has not appeared be fore the great tribunal. He has neither been acquitted nor convicted. He Is the identical character that he was ere the accident occurred. The surgeons who performed this delicate and most wonderful work did not give him life, for that he already had, but they judiciously removed the cause which hindered the spirit from ex nressine itself. No physician or sur e-eon is so skillful as to create the life Drincinle In any beinff. He can slmnlv heln nature to aid Itself. In conclusion, then, we deduce these facts, viz.: that the soul of the Greek was durinir the 18 months of coma, ever near and in connection with his physi cal body. In obedience to the great laws of the universe, when the ob stacles which prevented any demon strations of his spirit were removed, he had no choice but to remain. MRS. PORTIA .MURRAY. Souls Await Last Trump. PORTLAND, Dec. 24. (To the Edi torsReferring to the article in The Oregonian of December 23, "The Soul of a Greek," you ask, where was the soul of the Greek, or the Immortal part of him, during those 18 months that he was in a comatose condition, and you go on to intimate that It had left his body and gone to Its maker, or to some other place. His soul was In the same place that anyone's soul Is when asleep. If you will take a concordance and look up in the Bible all the places where the word sleep, slept and asleep are found, I think you will agree with me that souls can and do sleep In the body. Your article seems to coincide with the common false belief that the soul leaves the body at death, while, If we are to believe' the Bible, the soul mere ly falls asleep. All this fanciful talk about "the spirit took its flight" is the imagination of the person, and has no backing from the Bible. The Bible teaches that "we shall all Bleep" until the sounding of the last trump, when we shall arise from our graves. What is it that shall arise? The Immortal part of us our souls of course. And how can our souls arise from the grave at the sounding of the last trump if we have already gone to Heaven? In no place does the Bible promise that we shall go direct to heaven after death, except in tho single case of good Elijah, but In many places, In telling of the deaths of the patriarchs such expressions as this are used, "and he fell asleep," and "he slept with his fathers." The Bible says that "the dead know not anything," so that from the time of death, or falling asleep of the soul, until the last trump is sounded, would seem less than an instant to the souls of the patriarchs even, who have slept thousands of years, because the sound of the trumpet would be the next thing they were conscious of after death. The words Of Jeeus to the thief on the cross, "Verily, I say unto you this day, thou shalt be with me In para dise," are taken by some to mean that the soul goes direct to heaven, but that Is a mere matter of where you place the comma. Placed after "you" it means one thing; placed after "day" and it means another. If Jesus had meant that the thief would bev in heaven that day, it would have been more spoken of as a miracle, as was the direct taking to heaven of Elijah. I have no doubt that hundreds of Bible students in Portland bel'eve with me that the soul neither goes to heaven nor any place at death, but merely sleeps in the grave. Yours sincerely, ALICE FAUS. Champ Clark I Jit in Scholar. wasnington neraia. When Champ Clark becomes Speaker of the House, those who like to -bewail the passing of the ancient tongues, such as Latin and Greek, will have a new champion to talk about. For Champ Clark is about as good an offhand Latin scholar as one would find. He keeps reading enough Latin from time to time to prevent himself from getting rusty on the subject, and. If need be, he could recite from Horace or Vlrgll, word for word, just as long as anybody would listen. On one occasion, during the last session, another member of the House sprung a passage from the Jovial Horace In the original text. And about half of It was wrong. Speaker Cannon was occupied at the moment and didn't notice the slip, but Champ Clark was on his feet in a second with this ob servation that If one must quote Latin he would insist that it be given Just as it was In the book. And, at the request of the member who was in er ror. Cousin Champ quoted the entire passage correctly with'all the Informal ease of the head of a family asking a blessing that he's been using all his life. Nathan M. Levy. He was inclined to fret and fuss because ha was lnsomlnous. and ha was always looking for some method of obtaining rest; He sougbt oat numerous M- D.'s and -haunted many pharmacies, and took tha things they offered him and straight - way put ihem to the teat. Ha 'bothered every one he knew for magic potion, pill or brew; he asked the fad dists for advice, indulging in a lengthy wall: H looked through the advertisements with most amaslng diligence: he read the - message of the quacks and bought tbe things tbey had for sale. Oh ,he got remedies enough I hata to tell of all the stuff that he made way with day by day. the fluids, boluses and such; Ha swallowed them so oft and fast that those who watched him found at last that sleep was taking him in hand and holding him In tightest clutch. But In the end (such things befall) they could not make him up at all they tried with all their might, and oh, the eves of all with tears were dim: He got the sleep he hungered for. and. I should say. a trifle more, and there was but one thing lo do, which was, of course, to bury him' Life's jSunny Side The late ex-Governor Allen D. Can dler, of Georgia, was famous in the South . for his quaint humor. "Ex-Governor Candler," said a Gaines ville man, "once abandoned cigars 'for a pipe at the beginning of the year. He stuck to his resolve till the year's end. Then he was heard to say: " 'By actual calculation I have saved, by smoking a pipe instead of cigars this year. J208. But where Is It?" " Louisville Times. s s Some little girls were boasting of their respective families. They had passed from clothes to personal appear ance and finally came to parental dig nity. The minister's little girl boasted: "Every pacltage that conies for my . papa is marked D. D.' " "And every package that comes for my papa is marked 'M. D.' " retorted the daughter of the physician. Then followed a look of contempt from the youngest of the party. "Huh!" she exclaimed. "Every package that comes to our house has three letters on It, C. O. D.' "Ladies' Home Journal. The tramp had walked a good three miles and was particularly thirsty. A sudden. turn In the road brought him to the foot of a steep hill at the top of which stood a large house. The tramp paused a moment before attempting the herculean feat of storming the hill. He felt hungry and thirsty. He glanced to the left. These words caught his eye: "Tarry, traveler, and refreali thyself." The .tramp was sorry the sign was at tached to a rump handle. . However, water was better - than nothing, so he commenced to pump. The spout re mained dry. He pumped with more viKor. Still no water. After 10 min utes of hard work he said harsh things about the pump, and continued his Jour ney. At the top of the hill he men- tioned his grievance to a native. The latter pointed to the fine house across the road. "The owner of that house, he saici, "has some big water cisterns which have to be filled from, a stream in the valley. He Is too lazy to fill 'em him self, though: so he rigged up that pump and connected it with his cisterns, and now " . But the tramp was already sprinting across the road. Tit-Bits. ess "One of your countrymen," said Miss Ellen Terry at a luncheon in New York, "spoke very bitterly the other day about the divorce habit among the rich. He said - that some children in Newport have five and six fathers. He was right. A child with five fathers is unfortunate." Miss Terry smiled. "But these children," she said, to whom the gentleman referred, do not realize their misfortune while they are children, for they see very little of their fashionable mothers and fathers. I heard a story about a lonely little Newport boy whose mother called him to her and said: " 'Robert, your father and 1 are go ing to separate. With which of us do you wish to remain? "The boy hesitated, his mother wait ed anxiously, and then he replied: -With with the chauffeur.' "Pitts burg Gazette-Times. WOMEN ARE HEROINES OF FASHIOJT ConrsBe Required by Thoae Who Carry Canes, Dolls and Dog Muffs. New York Times. "I've been under fire more than onoe." said a well-known veteran of two wars the other day, "but I'll take my hat off to our American girls for real heroism. Any young woman who is brave enough to adopt some freak fad and display it up and down Fifth avenue or Broadway on an afternoon under the Gatllng-gun fire from thousands of appraising eyes is to my mind a Joan of Arc of the first W?Coi you refer to the hobble skirt and the ding-a-ling hats?" hie companion aS"No they're far too common now to count, though when they first came out it took nerve to wear them in the broad light of dav. Women who could do that wouldn't flinch under fire. To be ex plicit, I saw some -girls today with dainty, silver-topped canes, twirling them as jauntily as a London Johnnie. That's one of the season's fads, my wife tells me, though it isn't an altogether novel one, for a few years ago when Miss Alice Roosevelt was a belle she tried to Inaugurate the fashion In Washington by always carrying a cane when In a tailor-made costume. But Washington girls are pretty conserva tive, and the cane never made much or a hit with them. ' "I've eeen any number of them here this last week, and they don't fit in badly with those Alpine hats and the big. rough ulsters the ladies are affect ing this season. Every one of the women I saw carrying canes, however, created almost a blockade of traffld, and once I thought one of those rubber neck wagons was going to come to a halt in order to give its occupants the chance to vindicate the name of the vehicle when one of these cane-carrying girls passed. The young woman went along as unconcernedly as you please, though she must have been aware of the excitement she was creat ing." "They've taken everything but our hip pocket from us, General," his com panion remarked sadly; "but what else did you see?" "Well, there'e this new idea of carry ing around dolls, which has only one virtue, as far as I can see, and that is that It isn't as bad as the Teddy-bear craze for women of a few years ago. I certainly thought I was loony when at the hotel the other day I saw a woman, not such a young one, either, come calmly Into the dining-room with her escort and seat a big doll she car ried In a chair between them. 'Poor thine,' I said to my friend, 'I suppose her mind Is affected.' " 'Not at all," he answered, smiling at my ignorance. You see, she probably carries the doll as the sandwich man does a sign, to attract attention to her self. Our friends of the fair sex are their own press agents, you know. "Another fad." the General went on to . say, "is the muff with the pocket In it for the small pet dog not a toy dog, but a real barking, biting sort." Everybody Presumed to Know Whisky t The Docket. - In the case of Treadwell vs. State, '53 Southern Reporter, 290, a bottle of whisky was introduced in evidence, and a witness requested to open it, taste the liquor, and say if it was whisky. This was objected to by de fendant on th ground that the witness was not shown to be an expert. The Supreme Court of Alabama held that this objection was without merit, giv ing the following as its reason: "It is hardly to be supposed in this day and generation that expert testimony is required in the taste of whisky to say whether or not a liquid is whisky. It may require a connoisseur to tell the different brands of a superior" from an inferior article, but the law makes no such distinction in prosecutions for violation of liquor laws." Date of a Murder. PORTLAND, Dec. 26. (To the Edl- rTbr.) On what date was Miss Glng murdered In Minneapolis, ana wnen was her imurderer hung? A K. B. Catherine Ging was, murdered Dec. 3, 1894; Harry Hayward was hanged Dec 11, 1895.