THE MORNING OREGOMAX. MONDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1910. 6 rORIXAXD. OUTGO. rclrd at Portland. Omn Poto0c cuan-clace Matter. ? abacxisuaa Kaiu Invariably tm avaveno. Ean. Prine-a tne.urta-1. on , C'lr. las.Ut Include!. Us month.. ... JiJ taj-y. SurMar lnrludd. the month.-. ; tllr. j-.J.T lnriud4. en month.. -!i t'ai.y. wtthcut Sunder, n -....-- riT !':;. .iol uua. els month J Dajt. wiboot Susdr. thr mnth.. -i . j . w iooui uaar. n . 0 Waetly. n Tear. ......... en J.er JjT luasaur aa n:t. oo yaar. (BT CARRIEB). Derrr. Sunder mcindxt. n jronr....." "-rj Lar.y. lusdir Included, on men. . M RXrUI Si4 potofSc """'J eear. p.--a order or poroonnl Tow 'local' hank, alamo. Mi r TT-tl r local hank, a I am pa. Mi r c . .Xl t th xilara rtak. O" P""1 "jJiT rwi In full. Incindts count " nod I Bat ! to It na-. I !: ' II 4ti. i au: I a . cn u pn. can la. r poeuas obl rat. attra Buliiii OTOrtm Vrr Cn. Itn w Tora. Fruaanlctt bnUdlas. c a, Staa-ar tulldlns- fORTLAND. MONtlAV, Dir. li. 11. I STATE AID IfK LOCAL KOAtl. Less than one cr has rawrd sine the State Suprrme Court de clared the appropriation of 1 100.000 for the Crater Lake Road unconstltu tlnnal. yrt some of the good roads ud vocate are proposing an appropria tion of IH0.U0O for aid In ronstruc tlon of local highways In every part of the state. It 1 planned to divide this fund equally among the Jl coun ties of the state. 15000 yearly to be available In any county that raises J:0.000'to be used Kith the 15000 of state monfy. The bill as drawn plainly contem plates the expenditure i f IhU 1310.000 on local ro.nl.. It reads: After havttia prnvMed au. h fund, th Ointf ( nan a.iall a.-!-. I the particular location of tl-a e-d 1" 1 Conalru. I'd and "all d--lirnle Ih. r;ec of r-iiminrl and flntt-l rtraorir tha location of the rd. a: of wril-n af-all ha on lha Journal of th eurt. su.-h roa4 ahall baictn t Ih prlml nal ene'B-t plac In lt rount). or aball cenatft nlth n permanent road loading (. aiirh n!e. and B-aII b no lovated that hn innlni-1ril. a herein prolded. tt ntll eonfll'ure one of thr nain traveled roada to the ptnre ahrnci It atarta. In other words the sum of 1340.000 of state funds Is to be expended In Improvlnic roads leading- from numer ous points In each county to the prin cipal market place of that county. f t'p .Medford y even this bill Is not wholly satt-Hfactory. for a newspaper In lht locality declares that the state should spend dollar for dollar with the county. If there Is any distinction between the appropriation for the Crater Lake road and the proposed appropriation for numerous unlocated local roads, except in amount appropriated and deslcnatlon of where the money ehall be spent. The Oresonlan falls to de tect It. The constitutional inhibition against state appropriation for local high ways was not changed by adoption of the food roads amendment, which merely removes the limitation on ;ounty Indebtedness when contracted for permanent road work approved by vote of the people. Probably the extremity to which the state may no in giving aid to county road work Is In providing sal aries for a state highway engineer and an office and field force. In a state where population and highly taxable property are o unevenly distributed as they are In Oregon, this Is as much as the counties should reasonably rect. a niiEn i rAscroK The World- Work for IX-ceniber gives a lively account of the experi ence of young minister who went It direct the fortunes of a tumble-down country church. Piquancy is given the narrative by his confession that he did not need to begin his career in the country or with a decaed congrega tion. He had a call to a flourishing marge at a larger salary, but Provi dence, contrary to Its usual practice, moved him to rhoore hard work and poverty when he mlsht have had ea.- and comfort. The church he went to was In a neighborhood of rich fann ers w ho had tine houses and macad amised roads, but they had sadly neg lected their spiritual welfare. Wealthy as they were, they had borrowed money to pay their previous pastor's salary. The meeting-house was a forlorn structure with only one room. No doubt panes of gluss were missing from the windows, the paint was peeling fit. and at one corner where the un derpinning had sunk away the build ing was supported by rails laid cate rornered. The Sunday school was the natinl thing in such forsaken churches. The poor children spent an hour once a week henrlng about Jonah's whale and Ihe beiirs tliut devoured the wicked children who Jeered at the prophet. The teachers, who were young ladles all from the same de voted family, knew- nothing about the Hible except the current Impossible traditions, and what they did not know naturally they could not teach. So the Sunday school pined and faded. One gathers that nobody ever went to meeting in that neighborhood who by hook or crook could conjure up a de cent excuse for slaying away. The church was sixty-seven years old and it was all played out. It had gone to seed about as badly as an Institution could. Nobody wa lnterest-d In It. Nobody expected anything of It. and It lived up to Its fame. Our young hcphcrd chnnged a'.l this In a year or two. How did he do It ? Not by any magic arts. Seem ingry he did not even pray a great deal. Very likely he attended to lits orisons shut np In his chamber, the Savior directs, but It Is pretty clear that he relied for his results on some thing else. The secret of It all is that he set his congregation to work. He persuaded them to do things, and it is noticeable that many of the tasks he set about were secular rather than holy. He whs psyhcologist enough to understand that a person who has a regular task to perform, however un Important, becomes attached to it in nine cases out of ten, unless it Is ex cessively ainful. He began by starting an old-fashioned sinning school, to which every body carue. The singing school and spelling bee were precious eocial op portunities In their day. They have sunk Into desuetude and nothing has replaced them. All the children learned to sing by note. Of course a flourishing choir for the church was one of the prime consequences, but there were others. The dismal farm houses were dismal because, the own ers did not know how to spend their money to make them cheerful. Some of them thought cheerfulness as a sin. The new minister taught them the salntliness of a good time. There was an influx of auto-pianos. The young men organixed a string band, which even ventured upon dance music now and then. And all this rich outburst of life flowed ultimately toward the church. Then the minis ter organized a dramatic club. He positively had plays acted in the house of God. Just as Christians did In the olden time, before we all became puri tanical and pharisaically conceited. This gave him means to make the Sunday school concerts and mission ary meetings Interesting. He had something more lively for them than texts from Daniel. So It went on. This marvel of a minister was all things to all men. Emphasise the word "men." We do not read of his purring among the sis ters at tea parties. He did "a great deal more than preach and visit his fl'Kk." His duties varied "from Jani tor to head flnuncler." At the end of ten years he had a grand new church all paid. tor. a nice salary, a flock In love with Its shepherd, a wife and children of his own. and a long tale of saved souls to his credit In the book of gold. Who rould ask for more? WASTINC! OVR REMH'Rrr.. The innnunrmnittht "many mil lions of feet of excellent yellow pine timber In the Crater Lake National Forest reserve are deteriorating from old age." will occasion no surprise among practical tlmbermen who are familiar with the forestry problem. What Is true of the Crater Lake re serve Is likewise true of many other forest reserves where great bodies of valuable timber are being "Flnchot Ised" In the Interest of future genera tions. Just how these future genera tions will profit by a system of con servation that permits an enormous annual waste of over-ripe timber is not understood by the practical tirrt bermen of the present day. but the Kastera faddists who are responsible for the loss undoubtedly have no In terest In the practical sldo of the ques tion. In mnny of the forest reserves where this timber has matured and Is now decaying there is much excel lent underlying agricultural land. With decay of the timber If the land were available for settlers, it might be brought under cultivation and made to return something, but so long as It remains "conserved" for future generations It will prove a dead loss to the jiresent generation. It la fortunate Indeed that coal de posits do not deteriorate with age. If such were the case the "conserved" Alaska coal lands In due time would become as worthless as an over-ripe timber claim. Some day reason will regain its sway and then we may ex pect a forest reserve policy that will protect the interests of the people of the present day as well as those of generations yet unborn. rROSPEKlTT STILL RAMPANT. Portland bank clearings" for the week ending last Saturday were more than 2.S0o.0OO greater than for the corresponding week last year. The degree of prosperity reflected by these remarkable rigurea can best be under stood when tt Is noted that Seattle bank clearings for the same period showed a decrease of more than $1. SOiTboO w hen compared with the same week a year ago. The causes of this continued pros perity, which neither the Winter sea son nor pessimistic reports In other parts of the country can check, are in evidence 'on every hand. Railroad work is being pushed In all parts of the state, and In the city' there has been no slackening of building oper ations or In any branch of Industry. Oregon orchardists are still shipping high-priced fruit to the world's mar kets in train loads, and In the six days ending Saturday receipts of wheat at Portland were 267 ear load greater than for the same week last year, while livestock receipts were ;000 head greater. A slight surplus of saw mills along the Columbia Klver has caused a temporary weak ne. In the lumber market but the output In the aggregate continues to break all records and. If the demand continues to improve, it will in due season catch up with the excessive output that the new mills are placing on the market. A very encouraging feature of the week's business was the decided im provement In financial conditions in the Fast. The New York bank state ment which appeared Saturday was In every Item much more favorable thnn at this date last year, and dur ing the week there was a pronounced decline In rates both on call money and time loans. Recent statements of Western banks have been uni formly favorable, and for that reason the recent temporary stringency re ported in the Kast caused but little concern here. At the same time, neither Portland. Oregon, nor any other part of the country can reach the maximum of prosperity if some other portion Is struggling under ad verse conditions. Portland and the tributary territory will forge ahead in srlte of th-.- troubles In the East but naturally if would prosress more rapidly If the Kast were enjoying the snme decree of prosperity. We will all rejoice to see the Improvement noted continue Indefinitely. Ml HARMtin AMI NO IOAI. No battleship fleet will be stationed on the Pacific Coast. Coal fuel would cot too much, says Secretary Meyer. The extra expense for coal would be $4,000,000 a year.because the Gov ernment would have to Import Navy cosl. Though it has vast supply un used in Alaska, none can be got out. Pinchot conservation prevents. Offi cials of this new Ism say that should the coal In Alaska be opened for use It would be stolen. Great Government, this, that expects to fight a foreign foe by means of coal Imported from foreign lands, perhaps from the very shores of the foe. Great Government, this, that cannot allow its mineral resources to be. utilized by and for the people, lest thieves break in and steal. What Is government for if not to make away with thieves? The Pacific Coast has coal enough to supply all the navies of the world, if mines could be opened in Alaska. But whenever anybody offers to start a mine there he is pounced upon by the Plnchots and the Gartields and the Glavlses as a "Guggenheim" and as "an enemy of the people." Meanwhile big coal mine owners of the Atlantic Coast are enthusiastic "conservationists" of Alaska coal. They boost the "lock-up" policy that makes a market and high prices for their JyroducU Coal barons ot tlM At lantic wish no Navy transferred to the Pacific. It was the same, some time ago, with great land barons they were ar dent champions of lieu-land forest conservation.. It was a fine thing to create reserves around mountain crags and desert wastes and logged off areas and then to exchange the bad lands with the Government for good lands elsewhere by means of the lieu system. Many sins and omissions have been committed In the name of conserva tion. There are still many wonders of performance. Right now the Pa cific Coast of the United States Is de fenseless against a naval foe .because It has no coal for war vessels and the Government will not permit it to ob tain any. t'EXSl s) AND MALTHIH. The population of the United States has greatly Increased In the past decade. The price of food has also Increased largely. There Is pabulum for thought here about the pressure of population upon food, supply. After long, retirement. Is Malthus again coming to the front and to his own? There Is no danger thnt the world's population growth will soon exceed means of subsistence. Great areas of new land are yet to be brought into production and modern enterprises of tillage und transport will continue to make food surplus, at least. In the nations of the New World. And yet. In the United States, we see the population consuming more and more of Its food product. Every little while Mr. J. J. Hill sounds the warning that the day is not far off when this country will cease to export grains: that it will need all its food for Its own people and may even change to an Importing Nation. Alongside this prophecy is the spec tacle of higher cost of living the chief factor of which Is failure of production to keep pace with con sumption. The query with Malthus was "How shall the nations be fed?" But for many years the query with the nations of the New World wns: "What shall we do with our surplus food?" In the United States the Increase of pop ulation Is solving the latter question. Up to this time, the value of wheat at home has been determined by the value of our surplus wheat In foreign markets. This may continue a con siderable time longer, yet In the end our own needs will be the determin ing factor, subject, of course, to the general movements of trade between nations. During the Inst several hundred years the growing expanse of the till able surface of the world has re moved ancient limits of production. This has been especially true during the last half-century. In which mod ern methods of communication and transport have brought consuming exporting countries close together. But the world's productive surface will not be unlimited for future gen erations. Already we see the Ameri can continent filling up, that two or thye generations ago was thought of as practically boundless In the West. After all, the Malthus doctrine Is one of the abiding ones. Its applica tion has been postponed, however, until the distant future, yet that future may not be so far distant as has been supposed. In the United Stutes we sea the doctrine vindicated In a small way by pressure of Increas ing population upon means of subsist ence. The population of the United States has increased 16.000.000 in ten years. These additional mouths con sumed a large share of the soil's food product. The problem presented is not yet serious In the Malthuslan sense, but It will grow more serious as the years progress. IMPROVEMENT OF LONK FIR. The plan looking- to the improve ment of Lone Kir Cemetery, so that instead of being an unsightly place of neglected graves, leaning monuments and moss-grown slabs, it will become a veritable beauty spot of nature, is one that should meet with public ap proval, and especially of the approval of those whose dead lie there In eternal sleep. A faraway place in the wooded suburbs of a pioneer city In a beautiful wilderness when the first grave was made In the tract. Lone Kir Cemetery has become the center around which thriving homes cluster, and, by means of quick car service, is In close touch with the business center of a growing, opulent metropolis. The suggestion . of the removal of these graves -to some more se questered spot would not. Indeed could not. be entertained. Perhaps it is possible to prohibit all further in terments on lots already In family possession. But the sale of lots for burial purposes might be stopped and the tract made beautiful as a park, and to this no reasonable objection can be offered. Portland has overgrown the frac tion of God's acre to which the bodies of l:a early dead were con signed. Some persons yet remem ber the primeval wlldness of Skid more fountain, in which graves were made In the early fifties, and the slabs that marked the cemetery on the river road to the south of the city, where the early Jewish residents kept the "long mysterious exodus of death." The bodies, as far as they could be recovered, were some years ago removed from these burial places and homes and business blocks have risen on the sites. This being Im practical In the case of Lone Kir Cemetery, In which fully 30.000 bodies have been Interred, the only thing that can be done Is to beautify the tract In conformity with its sur roundings and let the dead rest. TRADK AND THE LAU. ' The export trade of the United States for the first ten months of the calendar year offers some very inter esting figures for, people who have been led to believe that this country Is handicapped through lack of ship ping. It will be remembered that South America has been held up moat frequently as the "awful example" of the loss of trade through lack of a ship subsidy. With so large a number of vessels of all classes carrying our exports to Europe at remarkably low rates, it of course would be absurd to complain of lack of facilities for either mall or passengers and there fore, applying the South American argument of the ship subsidy seekers, our European trade with its' perfect facilities must naturally be progress ing by leaps and bounds. But Is it? We find by consulting the official figures compiled by the Department of Commerce and Labor that our ex ports to the United Kingdom, with which we enjoy the most perfect fa cilities for shipping, for the ten months ending November' 1, were 393. 440.979. and for the same period a year ago were 1404.878. 578, while with France, Just across the Channel, and also admirably supplied with transportation . facilities across the Atlantic, the decrease this year, as compared with last, was more than $12,000,000. Let us turn from these perfect facilities, where there is an abundance of shipping, to South America, where the ship subsidy peo ple assure us we are losing heavily through lack of ships to carry our exports to market. For the ten months this year, .our exports to the Argentine increased $7,000,000. while Brazil, with a smaller total, showed an increase in imports of American products of more than $5,000,000. Shipping is so plentiful on the Pa cific that we can ship a ton of freight to China and Japan at the same price that Is charged for earning it to Lower California, a few hundred miles down the coast. But with ships run ning across the Pacific with hardly sufficient cargo for ballast, exports to China for the ten months declined nearly $4.0,000. and there was a slight decrease In the exports to Japan. These figures show most ef fectually that therfe are ships avail able to carry American products wherever they can be sold. The South American trade figures also show that the countries In the South ern hemisphere are actually Indicat ing a favoritism for American trade, for. while the Brazilians increased their purchases from u for the ten months to the extent of nearly $5. 000,000, our purchases from Brazil in that period were $2,000,000 less than the- were In the same period in the preceding year. "Trade follows the flag." but the flag it follows is the one which trails over the stern of steamer, and trade does not care a fig what the nationality of that steamer may be. The dairyman's foe. the manufac turer of oleomargarine, turned out 1 41.862. 282 pounds of what was once in scorn called "bull butter" last year an Increase of 50.000.000 pounds over the output of the previous year. A substantial Increase, truly, and one that Is generally satisfactory, since under the law. which Is universally observed, the article is sold under Its own name and strictly on its merits. Large as the Increase in the consump tion of oleomargarine Is, however. It pales Into utter insignificance when compared with the increase in the consumption of cigarettes. Of these, one billion more were consumed in the United States than during the year ending June 30, i909. wherein "only" 6.830,000,000 were consumed. To those who have noted the effect of cigarette smoking upon boys and youths, these figures are appalling. And to make apprehension of the re sults of this enormous consumption of cigarettes more startling, the habit has extended to a considerable extent to schoolgirls in some of the larger cities and to young women of the leis ure class. Six billion, eight hundred and thirty million cigarettes consumed In the United States in a single year! Computation Is lost in wonder at the gigantic waste thus presented, while censure for the wastrels Is lost in ap prehension for the physical and men tal stamina of the race a few gener ations hence. In a dispatch sent out from Seattle a few days ago announcing the death of one of the "Mercer girls," it was stated that she was "one of the 300 women who came around Cape Horn as the famous 'cargo of wives' for Seattle settlers in 1866" and that the ship Continental had been chartered to convey them around the Horn. There were not enough settlers In Seattle In need of wives in 1866 to require one half of 300 women and the Continen tal was not chartered by Mr. Mercer, who conceived the plan for bringing the Eastern women out West to look for husbands. The steamship Con tinental on which they reached the Coast was brought out by Ben Holla day to ply bfetween Portland and San Francisco, and It was many months after her arrival that she visited Puget Sound. The Mercer party con sisted of A. S. Mercer and wife and 28 unmarried women, most of whom lo cated in San Francisco, Astoria and Portland, although a few may have worked their way to Seattle after the voyage of the Continental terminated at San Francisco. The Burns Commercial Club has started a movement to secure the en actment of a law providing for a bounty on Jackrabbits. This measure would seem to conflict Indirectly with that which Is to provide a bounty on coyotes. The men who kill coyotes In order to secure the bounty remove one of the greatest Jackrabblt ex terminators that can be found, and every coyote that Is killed means pro longed life and good health for a large number of Jackrabbits. The passage of a jackrabblt botlnty law would thus leave the state In the con tradictory position of paying a bounty for the extermination of Jackrabbits and also paying a bounty for the ex termination of the greatest of all jack rabblt exterminators. Science is slowly discovering the curative qualities of whisky. Its fumes combined with the balsam of seasoned oak. it Is asserted, will kill the tubercle bacillus. Ever since the days of Lewis and Clark its efficacy as an antidote for snake-bite poison has been well known. With railroads opening up for set tlement various rich sections of Ore gon hitherto Inaccessible, Isn't it en tirely reasonable to predict the dou bling of population for the census of 1920? Portland swimming enthusiasts are surf bathing at Clatsop Beach. It Is said to be more fun than shoveling snow in New York. The octopl off Gearhart are more gallant than their California brith ren. Not one grabbed the toes of. a fair bathetj There Is no mystery in a murder beyond two motives robbery and re venge, and these mean money and women. Every penny spent for Red Cross seals helps to preserve human life. Start the week right Do what shopping you can. today. CONSOLIDATION NOT PRACTICABLE Combination of Horticultural Board and Society Discussed. FOREST GROVE, Or., Dec. 8. (To the Editor.) I cannot endorse the edi torial suggestion in The Oregonian that one organization can do the work of the State Board of Horticulture, and of the State Horticultural Society. Their fields of activity are entirely and nec essarily distinct. The state board is an official organ ization of six persons, appointed by the Governor. Its function is to enforce horticultural laws, to exercise police power over fruit industry. Such func tion does not include conduct "of apple shows and conventions. Its small mem bership counts for efficiency. Its de liberations are not open to public, and should not be. Individual fruitgrowers have no voice in framing its policies, and should not have. It is purelv au executive arm of the state's political organization. Expansion of Oregon's fruit industry will make increasing de mand on this board, and warrant in creasing appropriations for its support. Time was when we had but one if these organizations, the state society. It had a numerous membership. It felt, however, need of a smaller body to enforce horticultural laws, it agi tated for such organization, until pres ent state board was created in 1889. The State Horticultural Society is a non-official organization, composed of many .individual growers, voluntarily associated for discussion, education and mutual benefit. Its function Is to hold apple-shows, to educate Its members, to arouse public sentiment, and to stand behind enforcement of, but not to en force, horticultural laws. Its large membership counts for efficiency. Its deliberations are open to public, and should be. Every Individual fruit grower, who pays. its membership fee of $1, has equal voice in its manage ment, and shoujd have. It is purely a deliberative. democratic and non-political association. The State Board of Horticulture bears same relation to the State Hor ticultural Society that the State Dairy Commissioner bears to the State Dairy men's Association. Certainly you would not think of combining the latter two. Management of an apple-show is peculiarly within the province of the state society, because sympathetic co operation of many growers is an im portant element of such shows. For that reason a grower's apple-show can be run on less money than one con ducted as a corporate enterprise. In speaking of desirability that there should be some officer qualified and equipped to supply to prospective in vestors reliable information regardins our horticultural resources, you over look, the very efficient and absolutely reliable Secretary of the State Board, H. M. Williamson. His office is in i ortland. He Is paid by the state to tabulate and disseminate such infor mation. To my personal knowledge, he Is doing large amount of that work. Members of the state board, through various fruit Inspectors, are in close touch with local conditions In their districts. Through the state board and its secretary we have the machinery, already organized and paid for, to gather and distribute accurate horti cultural statistics. Although I answer many Eastern inquiries, I do it, not be cause I think no other source of in formation is available to the inquirer. In all cases of doubt, I refer to Secre tary of the State Board. Attempt to eliminate the State Hor ticultural Society would present an em barrassing problem, because the society has acquired a considerable fund, do nated for furtherance of its educa tional work. This fund is held by it In trust. The whole difficulty arises from fact that both organizations are seeking state aid. The state board, necessarily, because it can look only to state for support. The state society, two years ago, and for the first time, received a legislative appropriation of $1000, for ensuing biennial period. This was given largely to cover expense of sta tionery, postage and printing of pro ceedings. Most of our expense, except for print ing our proceedings, and nearly all the work of our officers are connected with the annual apple-show. Interest In our recent show, displayed by citi zens of Portland, by the railroads and by various commercial clubs of the state. Indicate that we may expect in future liberal contributio-s to our premium list. I am confident also that our membership will gladly co-operate, as did our exhibits committee, in greatly reducing the work of our offi cers., Portland will no doubt furnish us adequate quarters for our Bhow. I do not'-think. then. It is necessary to discuss consolidation of the state board and the state society, as a means for working off any excessive drain on the state treasury. I might add that, if all interested In Oregon's horticultural Industry would show that interest, by taoing out membership In the State Horticultural Society, It would not be necessary ever to ask aid from the state. H. C. ATW'ELL, President Oregon State Horticultural Society. Balm for Disappointment. London Chronicle. Struggling authors in China find it al most as pleasant to have a manuscript rejected as to have It accepted. Accord ing to the Journal des Debats the editor of one of the leading perlodica's of Pe kln. writes "We have read thy manu script with Infinite delight. By the sacred ashes of our ancestors we swear that never before have we reveled In so en thralling a masterpiece. If we printed it, his majesty the Emperor, our high and mighty master, would ordain us to take it as a model and never henceforth to print anything Inferior to it. As it would be Impossible to And its equal within 10,000 years, we are compelled, though shaken with sorrow at our action, to return thy divine manuscript, and for doing so we ask thee a thousand pardons." Results of Pasteurised Milk. Philadelphia Ledger. The infant mortality in New York when Nathan Straus opened the pas teurized milk depots was S6.5 per 1000. Last year the death rate was but 52.5 per IOiiO. Mr. Straus' great benevolence has been made the target of vindictive and persistent criticism, which not even the statistics could silence. New York Is to be congratulated hat Mr. Straus has reconsidered his earlier determination to close these stations, as the result of the Unjust and Ignorant abuse that was di rected against his fine philanthropy. Elijah and the Tariff. Harper's Weekly. "Now, Johnny." said the Sunday school superintendent, "can you tell me what it was that caused the prophet Elijah to go up?" "Yeth, thir," said Johnny. "It wath the Payne tariff bill." Suspended Sword Nothing-. New York Sun. Damocles saw the suspended sword. 'That's nothing," he cried. "I've sat between two women with hatpins." Thus they saw he could not be scared. Natural Consequences.' New York Herald. The latest edict of fashiJn extends the "hobble" Idea to nightgowns. We should think a hobble "nightie" would give any one the nightmare. She Wouldn't Laugh. Boston Transcript. "Had a most enjoyable time at the dentist's today." "Eh! Enjoyable?" "Tes. When I went In another dentist was Ailing my dentist's teeth." ' T HRI.P.Vt GROWS LONELIER. Ne Longer Port of Call, Island Is Re duced to Poverty. New Bedford Standard. O.UnA ...on a HaV whOTI tVlA IslAnil of St. Helena was a household word in many of the homes of New Bedford Many of the seafaring men of the com munity were as familiar with the is land as they were with Water street. St. Helena was a port oi can iur me whaleships engaged in South Atlan tic whaling, where they would take on supplies and receive mail or leave their catch of oil for shipment home while they returned to the fishing ... . . , . ti.i ground, wot mucn is neara ui dl. uw ena in this connection in these days, but word comes of It now in a very different way and picturing it In vast ly different conditions from its pros perity at that time. In the days be fore the opening of the Suez Canal, when England's trade with India was carried on by means of sailing vessels, they too found St. Helepa a conveni ence on the voyage, and Great Britain kept the island heavily fortified and garrisoned. Now its day of service to v.A nKI1n hoc trnna hv The East In- dian traffic is diverted by way of the canal, ana a wnaiing vessel is seen there nowadays. The British gov ernment withdrew Its garrison some four or five years ago, the docking facilities have fallen into decay, the population has decreased In 35 years from 6300 to 4000, the resources of tha island as ever are inadequate to sus tain the people, and the absence of in come from without has brought .the people to a state reported to be bor dering on beggary. The island never had any internal sources of Income, Its . aA ...i.i. t,A .hlns holnt. in Imnorted II OVIT. o hi. in.? .,...)-.. - - - - n i ..innlla, Honlt O.MT lltirler SUCil COndi- ttons as' left a good margin of profit wttn tne wunarawai oi nuoimti nrrtnldl, Mrrlann and merchants, the population goes back chiefly to the natives of mixed European aim origin and West African Negroes. Of ..nl.. .. I ,ir!n an A wifh milch Of itS substance rock and lava, there Is still a considerable area oi productive auu that, with the salubrious climate, i.a .vncMoH to CO far t O W Si T 1 supplying the needs of the people, if not to leave a surplus iur en. i,o mriuonoo of the earlv days was away from agriculture and apparently the people nave never itm ucu mo "- sibilitles of the soil. With fish plenty i ..ii.. WMu,m o ml nArtakinir uuu iit'o r n.ii i j r-1 " , of the characteristics of tropical peo ple, the personal incentive to ihis ress has not been felt. What will be the outcome of the little island Is hard to say. France still maintains the Napoleon house and valley. which comes in, however, for small attention on the part of the public. When the Panama Canal is opened, England may find tne island a convenience for its steamers, but It is hard to sea how this will bring much measure of pros perity to the people. BIT THE DOG WOULD NOT TELL Policeman's Plan to Find Rllnd Man's Home Didn't Work. Kansas City Times. Perhaps It was canine sagacity, per haps merely stupidity, but in either case' if J. M. Batens. a blind man, is tried for any offense it will not be the dog who led him that "tipped off" the police. ' Batens was locked up at the James street station in Kansas City. Kan., yesterday for investigation. His little dog, Phillip, which led him. went with them to the station. In reply to the question as to where he lived, Batens said: "Wherever I hang my hat. So he and the dog were placed in a cell pending "investigation." But someone thought that it would be a good plan to take the dog and see If it would not guide them to the place where the blind man resided. If he bad not given the right address. So a policeman attached himself to the blind man's end of the chain and went forth with the canine guide. Phillip ran along with his nose close to the ground. He led the officer south on James street toward the state line. At Central avenue he crossed the street, then he turned north on the other side of the street and back to the station. At the door . the dog looked up at the policeman and wagged hia tall, apparently thanking him for letting him have an outing. "Guess he's right about his home," Patrick Lyons', sergeant, said. - "Turn that dog out on the rock pile and let him play around the jail yard awhile." ELECTION CANVASS INEXPENSIVE Ke-w York Candidate Wins 'In Expense Account of 42 Cents. New York Tribune. James P. Cullen ,s an elevator con ductor at 165 Broadway. In his spare hours he takes an active interest in politics and at the recent election he was the Independence League candi date for the Senate in the Fourteenth Senate district. His chief opponent was Senator Thomas F. Grady, so Cul len did not find it necessary to spend much monev in his canvass. It cost him just 42 cents, according to the report he filed in the County Clerk's office. Cullen itemized his account as follows: Keceipts None. Expenses Matches, two boxes, 2c. Used in lcjoking for names in dark hallways while convassing the district. Postage 20c Used to answer questions of people and associations who seem to have no time to read the platforms or study the record of the political parties, whose candidates they ask questions of at the very last moment. Medicine for throat to relieve hoarse ness incurred in addressing open-air meetings. 20c. But the County Clerk returned the statement to Cullen because he forgot to swear to It. Much Safer. Pittsburg Post. "Those centaurs would have been great nags to bet on." "Why so?" "You could have gotten your infor mation direct from the horse." That Awful Silence. Cleveland Herald. . Herbert Latham, the aviator, says that he is going to hunt big game from an aeroplane. Will nothing make the Col onel talk? From Other Viewpoints. Washington Post. Some statesmen - when they are di vorced from the Government pay-roll act as if they were entitled to alimony. Last Poem by Mrs. Eddy, t New Orleans Picayune. This is the last poom written by Mrs. Eddy: SATISFIED. It matters not' what be the lot. So love doth guide; For atorm or shine, pure peace ia thine. Whatever betide. And of these stones, or tyrants' thrones, God able is To raiae up seed in thought and deed To faithful His. Aye. darkling sense, arise, go hence. Our God Is good. False fears are foea truth tatters those When understood. Love looaeth thee; and tifteth me. Avaunt hate's thrall: There ltfe la light and wisdom might. And God is all. The centuries break. The earth-bound wake, God'a glorified: Who doth hia will, his likeness still. (Written January. lon. Copright by Mary Baker ddy. Life's Sunny Side Judge James R. Caton. of Virginia, relates an Incident that happened "down on the east shore." He said there was a new and inexperienced Justice of the Peace whose first case was a man to be prosecuted for stealing a yearling calf. The case was set by the Justice for 8 o'clock one Monday morning. He opened court with great dignity. The only persons involved that were present were the Sheriff, defendant and his attorney. The Prose cuting Attorney failed to put in an ap pearance. The Justice called the case; thereupon the attorney for the defend ant moved to dismiss because the prosecution was not ready. This put. the justice In a quandary. Finally he said: "Do I hear a second to the mo tion?" The lawyer punched his client, who, being thus tipped off, said: "I second the motion." "It has been moved and seconded," said the Justice, with rare dignity, "that the case be dismissed. AIL in favor of this motion say aye." The prisoner and counsel voted tor the affirmative. The Sheriff cast the minority vote for the negative. "This motion is carried and the cul prit air dismissed." Case and Com ment. Major Frank J. Rice, in a Thanksgiv ing speech at a newsboys' dinner In New Haven, praised mince pie. "Mince pie." he said, "is "the crowning glory of a Thanksgiving dinner. I am sure you all agree with me when I de clare that It is impossible tor anyone, at any time, ever to get too much mince pie. "Once upon a time a mother said to her little son during the Thanksgiving day repast: " 'Tommy, this is the last piece of mince pie you can have. "Tommy frowned as black as a thun der cloud. " 'There was a little boy like you." his mother continued sternly, 'and he ate mince pie and he ate mince pie and finally he burst. Yes, he burst from too much mince pie.' " 'No,' said Tommy, 'there's no such thing as too much mince pie.' " 'Then,' said his mother, 'why did he burst?" " 'There wasn't enough boy,' Tommy answered." New York Tribune. a Wilton Lackaye the other day went into his club shivering. " 'The drear November days are here,' " he chanted dolefully, "or al most at any rate, and soon we'll all be frozen stiff as we are every Winter in this beautiful climate. The , only thing we have to be thankful for is that New York isn't as cold as Montana. I can recollect one Winter while I was out there, when a sheep, jump'ng from a hillock, became suddenly frozen on the way, and stuclt in the air like a mass of ice." "But, man," exclaimed one of his in terested listeners, "the law of gravity wouldn't allow that." "I know that," replied Lackaye gravely. "But the law of gravity was frozen, too!" November Young's Maga zine. a When Professor Wendell, of Har vard, entered upon his Sabbatical year, he remained in Cambridge some weeks after his leave of absence began and persisted in taking part in the depart mental meeting. The head of the de partment protested. "Sir," he said, "you are officially ab sent. You are non est." "Oh. very well," replied Professor Wendell, "a non est man is the noblest work of God." Success Magazine. It is narrated that Colonel Brecken ridge, meeting Majah Buffo'd on the streets of Lexington one day, asked: "What is the meaning, sun, of the con co'se befo' the co'thou3e"? To which the Majah replied: "General Buckneh, sun, is making a speech. General Buckneh, suh, is a bo'n oratah." "What do you mean by a bo'n ora tah"? "If yo' or I, suh, were asked how much two and two make, we would reply 'foh.' When this ask a bo'n ora tah he replies: 'When in. the co'se of human events it becomes necessary to lane an integeu ui me ocuuiiu ueituiui nation and add it, suh, to an integeli of the same denomination, the result, suh and I have the science of mathe matics to back me in my Judgment the result, suh, and I say it without feah of successful contradiction, suh the result is fo'.' That's a bo'n oratah." The Lyceumite. Abuses of Initiative Power. McMinnville Telephone Register. The initiative and referendum amend ment to the Oregon State Constitution was adopted by the people of the state for a purpose. And that purpose was not to enable every vagarist who has a "pet scheme" to procure the adoption thereof Into law. On the contrary, it was the purpose of the 'people of the state, in its adoption, to provide them selves with an Implement with which they could procure the passage of such laws as the Legislature refused or neg lected to pa.s. But the provision has not been thus lastly used. Every vagar ist and demagogue has been over free to call It into play to further insane po litical notions. If something is not done to call a halt in its indescriminate use the people themselves will either do away with It entirely, or it will become so much In disrepute In their estimation that no measure will be able to run the gauntlet The constitution should be amended so as to require that all pro posed measures be submitted first to the legislative session, and if that body re fused or neglected to enact them into law, then permit them, upon petition of not less than 25 per cent of the voters, to be submitted to the voters of the state under Initiative petition. As the law now stands there are enough of the radical, rabid and unstable element in society to initiate any measure. It should not be so. The requirements of the pe tition should be large enough that a good proportion of the petitioners would have to be made up from the conserva tive elements of society who would not be a party to indiscriminate petitioning. We believe that a 25 per cent petition would meet the requirements; if not it should be made larger. Business In Business. Monroe (Mo.) Appeal. A young negro walked Into the office of a prominent lawyer in Louisiana, and said: , ' "Boss, I kum to see you about gettln me a 'vorcement" "What's the matter, John?" said the attorney, "can't you get along with Mary, or have you found some other girl you like better?" The negro, with a grin, admitted that he had found such a girl, and asked: "What you goin to charge me-, Mr. Charley?" "Fifty dollars, John," said the attor ney. The negro moved uneasily about the office, scratched his head, but did not speak. After a few minutes the lawyer "What's the trouble, John?" "I just tell you. Mr. Charley, there ain't no S0 difference In them gals." Sport Fatalities. Cleveland Leader. Incomplete statistics prove that hunt ing is far more deadly than football, but not one-tenth the fuss is made about Jjta danger a.