10. THE 3IORXIXG OREGONTAX, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1910. rORTLAXD. ORTGOX. Entered at Portland. Onfoa, PostofTlce u wv- bvl uua jaetxer. hutMcrtpLioa Bsc Iaiarlsstr la A BT MAIL). fallr. Fasdtr included, en year I ai r. Suodar Included, six month. ... f - ii.r. Sunday Inciudtd. larva months.. JJ il. Sundar Included, eaa month.... Tai.T. without Pander, an. yaar JJ rl jr. wiihaut Sundar. month.... 2 Jj':r. without Sunday, three months... 1.TS jti.t. witnout Sundar. one xnooto . -7' ekly. oaa yaar M F j n d jr. en. vaar .......... 15 Sundar and waaklT. ana nar a-M (Br Carrier). raf!v. tMiMi. . S Iaii. Sunder. Included, ana month.... Row ta Remit gand Feetofrtce money rder. tirrM order or Bersonal check your local kank. Stamp, com or eorrenT sre at tha senders mt Olre Poatofflco d!r in tail. Including count r end stste. I'oatao Rataa 10 to 14 ! cent: 1 2 tint, 3 casta: Ifl to o raffl, cents to . paxaa, 4 casta. Foreign postage acTUDio rata. aetrj Kaalawaa office Vi 1 a Ccnlr lln Now Tork. Pmuwlck building. Chi cago. Stacar cording. r-ORTXAXO. THVRS DAT. SEPT. tt- !!. wav down i.v MArc It Is a pity that tha shrewd farmers of Maine cannot have the privilege of reading the- various hypotheses which have been offered by the Eastern xwpapers to explain their behavior n election day. They would find the !!p!ay diverting. The downfall of the Republican party In one of its Ctbraltars has excited emotions rang ing from despair to rapture In edi torial bosoms. The wildest Imagina tion could hardly conjure up any thing which has not been brought forward to account for It. Some papers declare that the overturn hap pened because there were no Insur gent candidates running in Maine. Hence the voters chose Democrats for lack of something better. Between the two evils of stand pat Republican Ism and asinine Democracy accord ing to this interpretation they chose what seemed to them for the time being the lesser. Other papers, like the New Tork World, apply to the .Maine cataclysm the general explana- tory principle that every event of re cent times depends in some way more or less occult on the hatred of the American people for Theodore Roose velt. The World exclaims with an astuteness which seems little short of miraculous that "Maine read the Owiwotamle speech with Its declara tlon for the new nationalism, and went Democratic." L'nhapplly, the World leaves us in the dark as to whether the farmers way down In Maine meant to accept or condemn the new nationalism by voting Democratic. Had they cast their ballots In favor of the- Hale re gime, would It have been because they agreed with the ideas of the Osawot smle speech? The New Tork World also nnds in Roosevelt s misdoings a sufficient reason for many untoward political events. "Are Roosevelt and his attacks responsible," it Inquires, "or does Maine's vote mean that this is a Democratic year?" The Herald does not explicitly answer, but it leaves us in no doubt as to Its genu ine opinion. The too active Colonel Is the evil genius who Is responsible for the calamity In Maine. But the Herald discerns occasion for comfort In the depth of its sorrow. The Demo cratic victory was not followed by a panic, and why not? Because, gentle reader, while a Republican success In Maine would have been construed within the precincts of Wall street as an indorsement of Roosevelt and would have caused such a financial earthquake as modern times have not yet beheld, when the news came that the Democrats had won an immense calm ensued. The perturbed breasts of the bulls and bears yielded to the soft impulsions of confidence and the Impending panic was, heaven be thanked, averted. That is. It was averted for the moment, but who shall say What horrors may follow a Re publican victory In some other; state? The Springfield Republican con fesses that It does not know "how much Mr. Roosevelt's uproarious plunge Into a campaign of obvious hostility to the Taft regime has had to do with" the result in Maine, but It Intimates that it was an important factor. Mr. Taft, says the Republican, has done all he could to prevent a party split, while Roosevelt "has done all he could to disorganize and divide the party forces." Hence the fearful debacle in Maine. Obviously, the Springfield Republican keeps no ac count of the state of Mr. Roosevelt's party when he returned from killing lions and skinning hippopotami in Africa. The Cumminses. Brlstows. La Follettes and Beveridges have all sprung into noxious existence since that day of evil portent. There is another group of papers which does not And the Rooseveltian hypothesis sufficient to account for what happened In Maine. Some of them attach great Importance to pro hibition. The) New Tork Tribune, for example, informs us that "dissatisfac tion with the prohibition amendment to the state constitution and with the methods used In enforcing the prohi bition laws has been growing stead ily." It told heavily against the Re publicans in 190S and 1908 and now it has compassed their ruin. The Democrats have won the battle be cause they are pledged to submit the prohibition question to a referendum vote of the people and upon the tide of this purely local success their can didates for Congress were Incidentally carried along to the glorious goal. The Tribune may be mistaken or it may be right, but Its hypothesis has at least the merit of appearing plausible. It does not outrage common sense quite so flagrantly as some of the others. Then there Is a group of papers which Interprets the result in Maine a little more broadly. While they admit that prohibition played a part and that differences in the Repub lican party no doubt helped the trouble along, still the essential cause of the Democratic victory was "dissatisfac tion with the old bosses and the old system of political dictatorship," to quote the New Tork Evening Mail. The Boston Herald Is another paper which attributes the result in Maine to general dissatisfaction w1th recent Republican policies, particularly the late revision of the tariff. The Con gressional commlteee. It says, has sub mitted Its defense of the Payne-AJd-rlch tariff to the people and the Maine election shows what the people think of it. "It Is an unmistakable rejec tion of" Republican revision. So the doctors disagree while the suffering patient slowly and painfully works out his own cure. Poor old Count Zeppelin! After making a stronger pull on the) German treasury than was ever before at tempted by any kind of an Inventor, his airship has been rejected, and in the future,, when the government has any flying to be done, it will pin Its faith to the aeroplane. Abandonment of the Zeppelin dirigible balloons was due to the numerous mishaps which have befallen them. Tet the future may deal more kindly than the pres ent with the name of Zeppelin. The German Inventor has to his credit the first flight ever made with an airship carrying passengers for hire. Devel opment and Improvement of the type of vessel to which he has remained loyal may yet enable It to attain a high degree of utility. The world Jeered and ridiculed Langley. the in ventor of the aeroplane, but for all that time proved that the world lost a great Inventor when Langley died. As long as the world endures his name will hold a prominent place among the great inventors. SLATE-MAKJXG. There are big assemblies and tittle assemblies. The big assemblies are held in broad daylight and do their work and recommend their candidates where all may see them. The little as semblies meet behind closed doors; peer behind chairs and under tables to discover any Intruders; have no roll- call or known list of those present; keep no record of their proceedings; speak in whispers: permit no sugges tions from any rank outsiders and close the night's work by a solemn agreement all around to deny that any living being was there. That Is your anti-assembly assembly. Tou don't hear the footfall of your stealthy and lurking anti-assembly sembly boss, but luckily you can see the footprints and you can smell the odor of the Bourne incense. Now they come out into the light and openly proclaim their legislative slate for Multnomah County. The task la easy for the State Senate for there Is a single candidate for the Joint Senatorship and a single candidate for the unexpired term of Mr. Coffey. But Boon Cason Is in the way of the chosen and anointed Joseph, and so young Ca son. who had thought he heard a call to duty for the people by signing State ment One and running for office, is ruthlessly wiped off. For the House in Multnomah there are twenty anti-assembly Statement One candidates. But the slate-makers eliminate six and reduce the slate to fourteen. Then they boldly and frankly publish them. It's a very good Job of slate-making. But who are the slate-makers? Why are the six anti-assembly candidates left off. kicked out. Jumped on, spat on. mashed up, ostracised? Why, un der a free-for-all primary, are they not entitled to run for office without going counter to the Intrigues and. machinations of any machine? J1ST A rOUTICAL JOB. This humbug non-partisan lawyers" assembly enterprise deserves another word. There is loud outcry from anti- assembly sources that the state as sembly and other assemblies were controlled" by sinister corporation and corrupt machine influences. Not true. But look at the lawyers' as sembly. The state lawyers' assembly a poor affair with only a small frac tion of the 1500 odd Oregon lawyers in It was worked up from the out set to keep Judges King and Slater on the Supreme Bench. Except for their ambition to keep their Jobs and the active, persistent and capable ef fort In their behalf, the state assembly would never have been heard of. Controlled? The lawyers' . assem bly was controlled all tbe time at every point and through every dif ficulty by the King and Slater Inter est. No others had a look-in. No others tried. The nomination of two Republican Judges was only an Inci dent to the success of the plan. Their places were assured anyway. Some plan had to be devised to save King and Slater, and the state assembly was the plan. The lawyers assembly project a purely political movement for the benefit of two office-hungry Demo crats fits well In with tho general Democratic record as to the Supreme Bench. The first scheme was to cajole the people Into Increasing the Supreme Bench from three to five so that Judges King and Slater then court commissioners could continue to hang on.' It failed, for the people refused to be fooled. Then the King and Slater machine lobbied a bill through the Legislature In open de- I fiance of the people's will even add ing with unblushing coolness an emergency clause, and Governor Chamberlain completed the Job by signing the bill, and saving the Judi cial necks of the two fellow Demo crats. Now It's the lawyers" assembly for King and Slater. What next? IMPROVrXO TILLAMOOK HARBOR. Major Morrow, of the Corps of En gineers, accompanied by Senator Bourne and Russell Hawkins, of the Whitney Lumber Company, is at Tilla mook Investigating the possibilities of that harbor for becoming a first-class seaport. There Is plenty of land there for building a city and plenty of water outside the bar to float the ships. The problem now to be settled Is the re moval of enough sand and debris from the channel to admit the sea water In sufficient depth to float larger ves sels than can now enter the port. The present depth of water Is insufficient for vessels of more than 13 feet draft To secure tonnage that can be econom ically used, it Is necessary to have at least twenty feet of water on the bar. If the Government takes into consid eration the immensity of the traffic that could be developed by a deeper channel Into Tillamook, there is hard ly any doubt about the necessary ap propriation being secured. There Is not only more standing timher than is tributary to any other port on the Pacific Coast, but the dairying and small farming industries are of great value and are rapidly growing. This proposed Improvement of Tillamook bar Is of nearly as much Interest to Portland as it Is to Tilla mook. It will be Impossible for the timber owners and other residents of that region ever to get the best re turns from their holdings except by water shipment. As Tillamook grows through this Improvement Portland will share In the prosperity thus made possible and the trade of this city with the Tillamook county seat will double and treble as the development of the country progresses. With a twenty-foot channel out of Tillamook and two railroads leading across the Coast Range to Portland, timber owners can ship the low-grade lumber by water and the better quali ties by rail. The wonderfully produc tive soil that has made Tillamook fa mous will attract thousands of thrifty small farmers. As fast as the Umber Is removed, farms, orchards and gar dens will take the place of the forests. Tillamook or any other coast port sim ilarly situated can always call on Port land for assistance in any public work that will In the slightest degree en large the markets and Increase the ex ports of the territory. TRCSTIX THE, rvxtPVB. Senaor Bourne represents faith fully the spirit and ideas of the neck- or-nothlng allies behind the anti-as sembly movement. He Is a fit leader. for he plays the game all the time and for all It Is worth and more. Not long ago the Senator Issued an Imperial proclamation In which he re pudiated in advance the possible, or probable, action of the primary J nominating assembly candidates, say ing: 11 1 am nara at me lima 01 tno feiwrai 'action and anr as.eml.lv men hav. been . .. any assembly men nominated and thara ere no antl-aasembly candidate from tha Rxubllcn party op posing thaxn. 1 will vote for tha Democratlo candidate, provided ho Is opposed to the assembly and Is a competent man. No uncertain sound about that. Do the people rule? Hardly, unless they rule the way their self-anointed rulers would have them rule. Now comes another ukase from the Bourne throne room. In which the former plain de fiance of the people's will (unless they should abide by Bourne's will) Is em phasized, as follows: I hava tba utmost confidence In the In telligence, honaaly and Independence of the people of Oregon and belleva they win defeat, either in tha primaries or tha gonrral election, every candldata who has allied hlmseit with The assembly movement and assisted tha effort to restore the political machine. Every candidate of the Republican assembly county, district, state must be beaten at all hazards at the primaries, or later at the election. No matter If the Re publican primary shall nominate the assembly candidates, or any of them Senator Bourne distinctly declares and repeats that no Republican candidate that may be good enough for a Re publican primary Is good enough for him, unless the candidate shall es pouse his particular and peculiar per sonal views of the assembly. Tet how could Bourne have been elected in June, 1906, except through a persist ent, repeated and Irresistible appeal to party loyalty? It was party spirit the desire for party harmony, the rec ognizo'd need of party regularity alone that saved Bourne. Nothing else. But Bourne Is not alone in hia re jection thus early of the expected ac tion of any Republican primary. He speaks not only for himself, but for his Democratic and Statement One following. If they cannot run the Republican primaries they will go Democratic. "Trust the people, of course; but not unless 'e are tne people," Is the real anti-assembly Bourne slogan WILL. WORK AGAINST POKTLAXl. The annual waterfront labor trouble is with us again, and, as usual, It threatens to cut down the volume of the shipping business from the port. Grainhandlers are asking from 5 cents to 10 cents per hour more than is paid for the same class of work on Puget Sound. Some criticism Is heard be cause the exporters will not grant the increase. Other criticism is heard be cause the exporters will not fight the unions and force them to accept the same wages as prevail on Puget Sound The exporters are not entitled to ad verse criticism in either case. It is un necessary for wheat or at the most more than a small portion of it to be handled in this city; tha exporters all have facilities for handling it on Puget Sound," where freight rates are the same as to and from Portland and where labor Is cheaper. For the same reason it is unnecessary for exporters to go to any trouble in fighting the labor unions, which have decreed that It must cost more to ship wheat from Portland than from Puget Sound. The City of Portland will lose in business and prestige by the diversion of this business, but It does not seem to be a case where any blame can at tach to the exporters, who this year find h unnecessary either to pay the higher wages demanded or to go to the trouble of righting for an open shop along the waterfront. If the embargo against Portland's -wheat export trade Is not lifted soon, we will probably witness the departure of a number of prominent grainhandlers for Puget Sound, where moderate wages and plenty of work are regarded more fa- vorably than big wages and no work. No permanent or satisfactory settle ment of this annual trouble can ever be effected so long as this city Is put at a disadvantage with the ports with I which we must compete. OREGON SHORT I-INE PROJECTS. Not all of that $72,000,000 Increase In stocjt which the Oregon Short Line will issue in tne near xuture win oe needed to build a line across Central Oregon. According to press dispatches It will be held for emergency pur poses, but the activity displayed in the Pacific Northwest by the Hill lines makes It reasonably certain that some of the "emergencies'" which are likely to arise will be the necessity for hurried construction of now lines in strategic territory- The Harriman Interests, by their great activity in the Central Oregon field as well as in the Coast country, from the Columbia River south to the California line. show due appreciation of the traffic of the field, and local officials are doing everything in their power to hasten construction of roads where they are needed the most. It is not Improbable that one or the Dig "emer gencies" which the directors had in view is the construction of the much- discussed line down the Salmon River canyon. This line through the canyon would be a very expensive project for the greater part of the distance, but as a connecting link in the great water level system' operated by the union Pacific-Oregon Short Llne-O. R. & N. It would be -worth all that it cost. This project provides for the exten sion to the mouth of the Salmon River of the Oregon Short Line branch now completed from Blackfoot, Idaho, to Mackay. Much of the distance along the river would be through the deep est canyons to be found on the Ameri can continent, tne river lor many miles running at the bottom of can yons -from 4000 to 6000 feet deep. There are, of course, wonderful scenic attractions on a route like this, but It will not be natural beauties nor passenger travel that will Justify ex penditure of so large a sum. The road when it Is built -will be constructed for the purpose of extend ing the water-level lines of the Hani man system farther Into the Interior than any other railroad system has penetrated with 'a continuous water level line from tidewater. With this road through Salmon River canyon, freight can be hauled along the banks of the Columbia, Snake, Salmon and Lost rivers for a distance of more than 800 miles from the ocean. This natural advantage over any line which Is obliged to climb mountains has an economic value that -will recompense the builders for the heavy cost. It may also have a very important bear ing on the changed conditions In dis tribution which are sure to follow the completion of the Panama Canal, With a water-grade route from the Pacific Coast to a point more than 800 miles inland, a railroad can han die the freight which is brought around from the Atlantic by steamer at a cost so low that the trans-conti nental rail business will be far from attractive to any point west of the Rocky Mountains. Whether the Short Line spends Its money In developing Central Oregon or in building a line - 1 1, c. 1 t-, , T-.io,t of ' down the Salmon River, Portland, at tne root or the down-bin nam irom the Deschutes, the Salmon, Snake and Columbia rivers, will come in for the lion's share of the benefits. The pride of the white race having suffered total eclipse when a black cloud arose at Reno, the black race will now have everything Its own way for a while. There being "no more white worlds to conquer, Mistah John son, the champion slugger of the world. Is now browsing around - the black belt. He met Sam Langford. an other gentleman of color. In Boston Tuesday and both agreed to meet in a boxing contest for the world's cham plonshlp. While the necessity fop keeping pace with Jeffries and Cor bett developed "Ll'l Arthah" Into quite a voluble talker, it is hardly probable that a prospective match between the two blacks would make such a heavy drain on the English language as was occasioned by the Jeffries-Johnson fight. There ought to.be less talk and more fight when these dusky descend ants of Darwin's original prizefighters finish signing up the articles. A Medford man was stabbed to death by another man who became an gry because he was under the impres sion that an effort was being made to steal his dog. The punishment failed to fit the crime; there was too much of it. Something nearer to an even break would be the official execution of the dog-owner. If Mr. Mock, the man who did the stabbing, is arrested and placed in Jail, he will have plenty of time In which to reflect on the value of dogs. Sober reflection can hardly fail to convince him that he overrated the Dartlcular dog in question. While Mr. Mock demonstrated to the world that he is a man of strong convic tions, he will hardly be In a position to enjoy the society of the dog for which he risked so much. As the haneman's noose dangles above his head it is highly probable that he will feel keen regret at ever having owned a dog. The limited train service which has been a source of satisfaction and pleasure to thousands "of Oregon beach visitors this season has been with drawn. Travel Is still unusually heavy but the season is waning. No better evidence of the growing popularity of the Oree-on seaside resorts could be shown than in the fact that the limited train service, which Is usually aban doned nearly a month earlier, has this year been extended to near the end of September. The beach season, in length and In the number of visitors at the resorts, this season broke an previous records by a wide margin. With the Improvements planned in hotel and train facilities, next season will surely be a better one than that which has just closed. In the First Congressional District every Republican newspaper, with no exception, so far as The Oregonlan has observed, is urging the renoml- natlon of Representative Hawley every newspaper behind Mr. Mulkey, the over-night insurgent, without ex ception Is a Democratic newspaper with "independent" pretensions. Now there is the line-up. The Republican newspapers, regular and progressive, are satisfied with Hawley; the opposi tion in the. Republican primary has for Its Impulse and basis Democratic Interference In Republican party af fairs. The fact that Senator Bourne Is actively with Mulkey does not alter the significance of the facts. There is his natural alliance. They who favor statewide prohibi tion should read again the news from Umatilla County (dry), where whisky and beer have been sold openly for months past. In that county as well as every other county in Oregon, pub lic sentiment is not strong enough to stop the unlawful sale of intoxicants. And it is so wherever in the United States prohibitory laws have been en acted. Why have a law that universal experience teaches cannot be en forced ? Of course there is no disposition to question the honesty of Senator La Follette's motives. He Is an honest man. He is no doubt even honest in his opinion that there are no other honest men. But there may be. The Colonel is trying to down the New Tork bosses. Commendable war fare, truly. Still it is to be remem bered that a typical boss made him Governor of New Tork and secured hi3 nomination for Vice-President. . Note that Taft, while favoring direct primaries, is not opposed to party con- entlons. Tet you hear in Oregon the curious charge that indorsement by an assembly puts the bar sinister on a candidate. Precisely how many colonists are coming to Oregon this Fall cannot now be estimated, but whatever the-num ber, we wish It were doubled. Continuous baseball is once more the talk. Based on the record for 1909 and 1910, Portland prefers one win ning team to a pair of losers. In view of the latest political news from Nebraska, almost any one can guess the Prohibition candidate for President in 1912. After reading Lillian Russell's first page free reading notice, what press agent dare say there is nothing new under the sun? There can be but one comment on General Funston's ordering banishment of all felines from Fort Leavenworth. Scat! It has been a great many years since a New York state convention loomed so large in National politics. There are strong symptoms of In surgencltis in Minnesota. CONGRESSMAN HAHLEY'S RECORD Service In Connection With Appropria tions for Oregon. SALEM, Or., Sept. 20. (To the Edi tor.) Friday evening in his address in this city. Hon. B. F. Mulkey, who is contesting with Congressman Hawley for the nomination as Representative in Congress from the First District, made some statements that appear far from the facts, as reference to news paper files, letter files, committee flies and the Congressional record demon strates. He labored hard to prove that Mr. Hawley was not Instrumental in securing the appropriations for the Ore gon City locks and the Sluslaw water way, and claimed that he had proven this because the items were in italics in the bill as reported by the confer ees. Mr. Mulkey was exceedingly ill-ad vised relative to these appropriations and the manner in which they were secured, or he willfully sought to mis lead his audience. A brief reference to facts will show Mr. Hawley's hand in these matters, and Mr. Mulkey could have so informed himself had he the in clination and industry, with the requi site fairness. First, Mr. Hawley has never made the statement that unassisted and alone he secure! the enactment of any legis lation. With two branches of Congress, the House of Representatives and the Senate, through which such legislation must pass, claims of this nature could properly be called egotistical. But what he can claim, and what the facts show, he was instrumental in securing both the appropriations for the Willamette Locks at Oregon City, and the improve ment of the Sluslaw waterway. The House of Representatives is by custom and constitutional designation that branch of the National Legislature which makes appropriations for Nation al uses. All such bills originate there, and when the Senate makes any amend ments, the House must pass upon them and concur before the bill is enacted into law, and as the House is the watchdog of the treasury, large num bers of Senate amendments are re jected annually. During the 60th Congress Mr. Haw ley took up with the Portland Cham ber of Commerce, the various commer cial bodies of the Willamette Valley, the State Railroad Commission, and the Secretary of State, the matter of secur ing facts and figures upon which he could secure an appropriation of $300,- 000 to accompany a like appropriation by the State of Oregon for the pur chase or construction of locks at Ore gon City. His requests were compiled with and he received a large mass of valuable and very Important data which so far as known were the only data col lected by any member of the Oregon delegation. In order to secure an appropriation it is first necessary to secure a favor able report of the United States En gineers, and this he set about to do. The survey was in due course author ized by his efforts and based on the facts above referred to, but up to the time the river and-harbor bill of last session -had passed the House, no report had been received from Major Mc Indoe, the local engineer, although are- port had been called for several times. This was in part due to the bad health of the engineer and lack of help, and tne Sluslaw waterway, as well as a portion of the Coquille waterway were likewise without reports. However, Mr. Hawley had filed arguments In each of the cases, as well as made numerous oral presentations of the facts, and up to the time the bill left the House had securel appropriations for every project favorably reported in the First District, Including Coos Bay, the Will amette River, a portion of the Coquille waterway, Tillamook Bay and Coos River almost 600.000 In all. He also had the assurance of the House Committee on Rivers and Har bors that should the reports on the above . projects be received before the bill left, the Senate that no objection would be made to amendments and such would be concurred In. The reports hav ing been received, the amendments were made and no further difficulty was ex perienced, although a number of Sen ate amendments were rejected. Chair man Alexander stated when the bill passed the House, which statement Is to be found In the Congressional Rec ord of June 10, that all amendments had the hearty support of the House committee and showed that they , had met the House committee requirements, as stated above In his assurances to Mr. Hawley. As a further evidence that Mr. Haw ley was in tne lead in this matter, the Portland Journal no later than last Fall contained at attack on him for not giving the data he had collected from the above sources to the other members of the Oregon delegation. This goes to show that they were without any at that time. The data had been on file with the House Committee on Rivers and Harbors and the United States Engineers for several months. and were open to inspection. Mr. Hawley secured the survey for the Sluslaw and the appropriation fol lowed as In the above course. The Port of Sluslaw, organized under the laws of the State of Oregon, upon Mr. Hawley's advice, the president of which is Hon. I. B. Cushman, of Acme. Or, and the people of Lane County know the facts, and are appreciative of the services rendered them as many letters and telegrams on file in Mr. Hawley's office indicate. JAMES G. HELTZEL. Grammar, W. D. Nesbitt in St. Louis Times. Grammar Is an invention to make conversation difficult. It is an ever present aid to the comic critic and slight criterion of social stand ing. If a man have cash and no grammar he can get through, but if he have neither cash nor grammar he is im possible. And yet when a man says to you, "If I had have knowed that you would have came I wouldn't have went till I seen you," you understand him perfectly. If you ask him to lend yon $10. and he says to you simply. "I hain't got no money nohow," you do not require a diagram. Even when some one splits an In finitive and confuses his "wills" and "shalls" his meaning is clear even to the most cultured mind. Speech Is the vehicle of thought, and grammar is merely the gilt on the wheels. Bad grammar, like bad language, is always learned from the Neighbor's Children. Addisonian construction and Chester- fieldian elegance is always Inherited from Your Side of the Family. one rorm.of grammar was invented by a man named Harvey. The Harvey who invented the Sauce But sauce may, at times, be good grammar. Grammar was hammered Into vou at school, until now you can shudder when some one says "had saw," but off-hand could you name the elsht Darts of speech? Nine, Indeed? We might have knew that. First Catch Your Republican. Kansas City Journal. Colonel Roosevelt will next make series of speeches In the Sunny South. The "regulars" will not grudge him all the disruption of the Republi can party he can cause in that section. One Important Point. Louisville Courier-Journal. "Well, have you learned anything from your -experiment at making a garden?" Yes; 1 have learned not to promise I anyone any vegetables." IXTEMPERAXCE AD ITS CAUSES Difference of Opinion as to Which Are Primary and Which Secondary. PORTLAND, Sept 20. (To the Edi tor.) I certainly most 'heartily agree with The Oregonian in some things In Its editorial entitled "Intemperance and Its Causes." For Instance, that "the American saloon in Its present condition is indefensible," and that to speak fruitfully we must speak dispas sionately. It was farthest from my In tention to Inject anything like sarcasm Into my former communication, and I shall certainly not do so in this. Tou say that "perhaps I will agree with you that Intemperance ' arises from three sources social habits, disease and poverty." Partially I do agree with this diagnosis, but my own study of this has convinced me that neither of these is the chief cause. In my humble opinion the causes should stand in about this order of relative impor tance: Aggressive saloon business methods. Social customs and habits. Improper education. Improper discipline In the home. Hereditary blemish In cell life. There Is such a preponderance of opinion of investigators and of evi dence that "Insufficient nutrition, dis ease and poverty" are both the imme diate and secondary effects of alcol- lsm. that I am compelled to put them in that category and not regard them as primary causes. The larger per centage of drunkenness among that class which some call the proletariat (I don't like the word In America) is largely accounted for by the operation of prohibitory laws as enacted and en forced by big business and industrial corporations. My reasons for putting the saloon first as a cause are: The known effects of vigorous ad vertising upon any business. The presence of so many restrictive laws upon the business. The rapid reduction of drinking un der even imperfect prohibition. The effect of the American saloon upon newly-arrived foreigners. The first two are evment. Tne proors are at hand for the last two. WILLIAM PARSONS. BRYAN FOR HOKE SMITH. Thinks He Should Be Given Chance for Presidency In 1012. Last Week's Commoner. The Georgia convention in ratifying the nomination of ex-Governor Hoke Smith, who recently won the guberna torial nomination at the primary, sug gested him for the Presidency. And why not? In 1900 and 1908, whenever Mr. Bryan's nomination was suggested. the corporation papers of the East in sisted that the nomination ought to go to the South. Why not give the South a chance now? Hoke Smith is from the South. He is a big man, too. He was in the Cabinet. Spirit of the Boy. Ohio State Journal. It Is the spirit of a boy that deter mines whether he should go to college or not. If he has not spirit, "get up. gumption or active ambition, college will do him more harm than good. So every boy that goes to college should nqulre dally, "Am I that sort of chap?" If he isn't, it may nudge him up and lead him to take on a resolu tion that will win. This Is very important. We know two boys whom a father sent to the best colleges; he spent lots of money on them; they fared fairly well at school; they are now loafing around home, waiting for the silver spoon to come their way. Having no impulse. no initiative, no spirit, their education doesn't amount to a flying straw. Still this thing goes on and on, and the fan cy keeps dazzling before the eyes that education is a nest of eggs to bring in from the haymow. It is not so. Education is in getting the hens and starting the haymow. The chore boy can gather the eggs. Aero-Cowboy Next. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. A letter from Valentine, Tex., quotes a herdsman who has proposed to his chief the purchase of an aeroplane as saying: "If the old man carries out my plan of using one of their outfits. It'll come in mighty handy tallying up the herd and will do away with a lot of work that is now done on cow ponies. It'll be necessary, though, for the cattle to be branded on their backs Instead of their sides. That ain't much of change, for it's about as easy to slap the Iron on the top of a calf as it is on Its side. By placln' the brand on their top side it will be made plain to the aer'plane man, and as he soars around over the ranch he can take note of every brand and tally up the herd in no time. It is now a hard thing to locate every brand in the pas ture, particularly if the country is rough. But with the air outfit it would be no trouble at all to find every animal and get down Its brand." Pen Portrait of Helen Taft. New York American. Miss Taft is a splendid type of the American girl. She is extremely pret ty, ' with great masses of brown hair and big blue eyes, clean-cut features. with a slightly tip-tilted nose and up turned mouth. She is free of affecta tion a perfectly natural girl. Last season she appeared occasionally at in formal functions at the White House and won hosts of friends by her quiet. unostentatious demeanor. On the north shore she has been a favorite for the last two seasons. She excels at tennis; plays a good game of golf, is an accomplished horsewoman, a grace ful dancer and has shared the honors at all the functions at Beverly at which the Junior set gathered during the sea son. Moreover, she is an accomplished linguist. Pointed Paragraphs. Chicago News. Jealousy indicates misplaced affec tion. Wise is the man who doesn't know more than he should. It takes a widow to flirt and make a man believe that she doesn't. Smiles cost less than electric lights and they make the home brighter. Too often the supposedly dead past Is merely a case of suspended anima tion. A quick way to remove the taint from other people's money is to get your own hands on it. A woman may not have faith in a physician, but she believes everything the beauty doctor tells her. It's surprising how many things a girl can learn at a boarding school that will never be of any use to her. Mrs. Belmont's Hobble Skirt. New York World. Mrs. Belmont wore one of the new Paris creations, a black silk hobble gown and a long black silk hobble coat. Miss Ine Milholland, who accompanied Mrs. Belmont, attracted attention by her Parisian millinery a round black velvet hat of Turkish mode with gold embroidered crown, attached from the side of which and falling to the bottom of her gown, was a bizarre looking Persian veil of blue and gold. Miss Milholland's smart blue gown was of the hobbled fashion, but not her suffrage views. Life's Continual Warfare. Judge. A patriot Is a man who successfully hooks his wife s clothes. A martyr is a man who makes the endeavor and falls. A hero is the man who refuses to try. A coward Is a man who remains sin gle to avoid it. LIFE'S SUNNY SIDE They were very young and very hap-, py, and very foolish, and very newly ' wed. And they kept a kitchen garden. "Angelina, darling," said the youthful I husband, "as I was passing through the garden I saw some asparagus ready for ! cooking. Perhaps you'd like to go and j gather the first fruit of the season i yourself?" She would love to, but she wasn't j expert in horticulture and didn't want to "let on." If she went alone, she ' might commit some egregious blunder. "I tell you what, Edwin," exclaimed the girl wife enthusiastically, "we'll go : out together. You shall pluck it, and I will hold the ladder!" Answers. a Years ago Justice William H. Moody was attending a caucus in Haverhill, Mass., where, as usual, the slate had been made out In advance. The slate had been given to one Bill Jeffers to nominate, and Bill, being new at the game, halted and stammered, after he had addressed the chair, until the situation became embarrassing. Mr. Moody promptly relieved the situa tion. "Mr. Chairman," he said, "I move 1 that the list of names in Bill Jeffer's ! hat be nominated." and the motion pre- : vailed. Chicago Evening Post. Abernethy was supposed to ifluenee ; people by a brusqueness amounting to ! absolute rudeness. It is related that one day a very voluble lady took her 1 daughter, who was ill, to see him. "Which of you wants to consult me?" ' said Abernethy. ' "My daughter," replied the elder I woman. I Abernethy then put a question to the i girl. Before she had a chance to reply I her mother began a long story. Aber nethy told her to be quiet and repeated his question to the girl. A second time the woman began a story, and a second ' time he told her to be quiet. Then she ' interrupted him a third time. "Put your tongue out," he said to 1 the mother. 'But there's nothing the matter with me. she exclaimed. "Never mind; put your tongue out," he commanded. , Thoroughly overawed, the woman obeyed. "Now Veep it out," said Abernethv. ' And he proceeded to examine the girl. Ladies' Home Journal. "Mark Twain hated a gloomy man," said a New York editor. "Once, at a banquet, a gloomy man sat opposite him. This man would not smile at the most amusing jokes. "What's the matter with you?" cried Mark Twain. "The stories are all good. Why don't you laugh?" " 'Ah, sir,' said the gloomy man, Tiow . can I laugh when I remember that every time I breathe a soul passes into ' the great beyond?" " 'Good gracious,' said the humorist. ' did you every try cloves'?" Washing ton Star. The remarkable resemblance of Vic tor Herbert and William Lackaye has often been the subject of comment. It also happens that both gentlemen pos sess decided opinions, are not averse to airing them, and rigidly refuse to yield a point taken in argument. The other day they were standing on the pavement in front of the Lambs' Club, 1 loudly discussing some matter of im mediate Interest. Another member of the Lambs' stepped out, looked at them, and then retreated to the club's In terior. He went to the telephone' and called up William Muldoon, the rest cure man. 'Come get me, Billy," said he. "I need a rest. I know I've been hitting it up lately, but I didn't think I was that bad. What's the matter? Why, I just saw Victor Herbert standing in front of himself quarreling with him self." Cincinnati Times Star. Economy at Washington. Boston Globe. If President Taft follows his pro posed plan and asks the subordinates in the Government service for their Ideas on how to decrease the expenses of the departments, he may obtain val uable information. Every one who has been connected with the Federal offices. particularly in Washington, knows there is much unnecessary labor, dupli cation of duties and numerous petty bureaus which waste more money than the services rendered are worth. There can be a large saving in the running expenses of the Federal serv ice throughout the country if the au thorities have the courage to institute the proper methods of retrenchment. The question is, will they do it? It has often been proposed, but no Ad ministration has ever had the pluck to undertake the task. Steadying Public Opinion. Washington Star. James J. Hill, who ought to know something about business, thinks there is no occasion for alarm. He is an optimist. With a large knowledge of business credits, he gives his voice for confidence. It is a good note to sound Just now, when the strident tones of spellbinders, whooping It up for votes regardless of consequences, are having effect. For seven weeks wr. shall have a great political tullaboo, and a word now and then from business sources giving the business view of things will be of service in steadying paubllc opinion. Dubious Testimonial. Philadelphia Inquirer. "I don't know whether to accept this testimonial or not," mused the hair re storer man. What's the matter with it?" de manded the advertising manager. Well," explained the boss, "the man writes: 'I used to have three bald spots on the top of my head, but since using one bottle of your hair restorer I have only one." " Vacation Souvenirs. Buffalo Express. "Derbsy brought back a bear's head and a lynx, both mounted, as souvenirs of his vacation In the mountains. Have you any such fearful reminders?" "Well, I have my weekly receipts for board and extras." Logical. Omaha Bee. Mr. Bryan insists that Democratic prospects were never better. Then adds he will not be a candidate In 1912. That sounds more rational. The Secret Brew. Exchange. rve heard about the perfumes that from Arabr arise Llka subtle soothing shadows on a Journey to the skies; Likewise about the sslces of the Indlaa far away. I'll wager that we have them beat right here at home today. The treasures o the garden 'round the place have been outsoured. The grocer has delivered sundry packets from his hoard. And the traveler at a distance sniffs and pauses to admire. Aunt Hajina's in the kitchen with a kettle on the fire. You see, the careless witches once mislaid their cauldron strango With ajl Its posslbiltles o,f swift and mys tic change; A kindly fairy found It and reformed it or, the spot. Although Its might in magic has abated not a Jot. And now the incantations take a more pro saic tone; Now, boys, you keep away from here and let those things alone!" The household waits in wonder and imps- Aunt Banna's In the kitchen with a ksttle on we are.