THE; -JIOBNING OREGO.XIAN, TUESDAY, JULY 12, 1910. FOBTLA"D, OKECOS. Entered at Portland, Oregon, Postoffics as Second-Class Matter. Subscription Bate Invariably In Advance. (BI MAID. 5al,y. Sunday Included, one year. . . .. .$8.00 pally. Sunday included, six months.... 4-25 gaily. Sunday Included, three months.. 2.25 pally, Sunday included, one month.... .75 tally. without Sunday, one year 6.00 Dally, without Sunday, six months.... 8-25 Dally, without Sunday, three months... 1.75 Daily, without Sunday, one month-... .eo Weekly, one year 1-00 'Sunday, one year , 2.B0 ; Sunday and weekly, one year. ...... 3.50 (By Carrier). . pally, Sunday Included, one year...... 800 Daily, Sunday included, one month. .. . ."5 How to Remit Send Postofflce money or . cer. express order or personal check-oil -your ..local bank. Stamps, coin or currency are at the sender's risk. Give Postofflce address In full, including county and state. Postage Katee 10 to 14 paeea. 1 cent: 16 ;to 28 pases, 2 cents; 30 to 40 pages, 3 cents; , 40 to 60 pages, 4 cents. Foreign postage h double rate. ." Business Office The S. C Beck- with Special Agency J"ew York, rooms 48 60 Tribune building. Chicago, rooms 510 512 Tribune building. FOKTLAJTD, TUESDAY. JULY 12, 1910. TUB WEST BKAKS Tlffi BCBDN. "Nationalization of resources" Is the latest Eastern catch phrase added to Jjthe propaganda of "cdBsefyatlon and of multitudinous bureaucracy and of 'socialistic effort toward Government i ownership and exploitation of the 'people's wealth sources. Be it noted . that only lands, trees, minerals and ' streams of the West are to be thus na Vtionalized and conserved; similar ro il sourcs of the East are to be kept in control of local government,;, are to 'pay no tax nor toll to the General "Government at expense of--the-, local people using them; nor are they to be f swarmed over by devouring hosts of j Russianized officialdom. All this con servation business is to. be confined to J Western resources and the people of ; the West are to be assessed therefor. Roosevelt's Outlook is proclaiming noisily this Eastern conservation of j the West, without, of course, propos ing to nationalize resources of Eastern States. Such talk applying to the At lantic side of the continent would be J regarded both as socialistic absurdity t and as illegal Invasion of local govern 5 ment powers. It would stir the peo tple of New York and Pennsylvania 4 justly to declare that they know bet J ter how to control the sources of their wealth and power than do the people r. of Florida or Oregon. States of the Rocky Mountains and j the Pacific Coast will resist this en croachment of Nation-wide authority over their affairs.' It is not a question 'of state's rights, but of local govern jment of administration of resources i whose use concerns chiefly the people -who dwell iwith them and know their best use and make their value. If 'Roosevelt has" tied himself up to this kind of -conservation and he appar ently has done so through alliance with the noisiest apostle of the doc- trine he wholly mistakes the temper of the West. He is no longer the ifriend, as he has always professed to ibe, of this part of the Nation. He has allied himself with a propaganda, both ?of Western suppression and of ex treme socialism. He appears as sanc tlonJLrtgaliQctrJpe ..that .wjjuld reverse '.ih.e.'pb.ucy TKai "has made' each "com monwealth strong arid progressive in ."Turn ' ' Alongside an article from his pen on .New Tork .politics appears one In the Outlook 'urging National conservation 'of the West. The second article re--cites the nationalization of inter state commerce as precedent for -"conservation"," and leads the argu-ment- to' National abatement of indus trial and social evils. This, then, is the trend. .."It is false doctrine in this .'country. Control of interstate com merceli is' a .constitutional function of -the - GeBeral . Government. But Na tional conservation and National regu lation. of social conditions within the .'states is unconstitutional usurpation of local government, duties. Extended to that limit, the new-fangled doctrine will bring Itself home to the minds of .Eastern, people right quick. , ' . States of .the East have lands which .might well be depopulated and refor ested for purposes of conservation. .They .'have stream waters which are "movixLgTmachinery .and lighting night's shadows for. uses of the people. - They "have, minerals' upon which most of 'their prosperity and activity is found ed. Their state governments have 'full power to regulate and tax these resources, and to conserve, them. ' ,' The people hold full governmental powers, in their dual form of govern ment.:- hey-haye": ordained the " re-.- -ipoujwj.iuBciions oi tne-rwo Dranches .of . government. Under . state. ..goyern-raent- peop-le- of -the West "know best how to conserve their resources. Un der National control the people who use these resources and are entitled .to their best administration would lose this proper power of conservation. "' In other- words, conservation should be local. It should- not be National. '.It cannot be National in the East. Then, why in the West? ; TOit . Kt ri'ER "COXVECTIOX WITH KLAMATH. ' The , Klamath Falls Chamber of Commerce-has taken up "the matter of better- :train- service- between that city;"and". Portland,. For many years -he ie'6pie of. the "Klamath, country jjiave had extreme difficulty in doing business with . Portland' arid with the state capital. With the building of tne-railroad, it was hoped that the ' -disadvantage", tinder which Portland "had "labored for so long would be re moved.. .The San Francisco pull, however,-seems to have held over from the old- stage coach -days to the pres ent time.. It is in-:evidence to such in extent that the Southern Pacific train schedules enable passengers from Saii Francisqo via Weed to go right through-. to -their destination without delay,' while passengers from Portland are obliged to lie over ax Weedl'Tor -jo Tiours, before they can continue their journey. By rearranging their schedule from Weed,' the, worst that' could' happen would be a three-hour delay for the Californians, while the twenty-honr delay to which the Oregonians are. subjected would-be eliminated. It will be very difficult for Portland to se cure or hold very . much trade with the' Southeastern , Oregon metropolis until there is an improvement In the train service.-'- The Klamath people quite naturally show a preference for Portland where it is possible for them to -do. business in this direction. There is a'large and steadily increasing busi ness between that new country and the state capital, and politically and geographically the rich region should be tributary to Portland. That, it is not tributary to this city is due to the efforts of San Francisco interests who have always found that portion of Oregon a favorite Held for commercial exploitation. The Port land commercial bodies should join with those of Klamath Falls, and in sist on a train service that will give this city somewhere near an "even break" with our neighbors on the south. WHY IS OKBGOy IMTOTKNTT Oregon Senators did not lift a finger nor raise a note of protest when the bill, despoiling this state of millions of dollars of irrigation money, was con sidered in their branch of Congress. Supine, they rested upon their ease while Senators -from other states framed a law which will take between J5.000.000 and $10,000,000 irrigation money from "Oregon during the next few ' years and bestow it upon Idaho, Montana, Wyoming and Colorado. Oregon - has equal constitutional power with every other 'state in the Senate, but evidently is unable to ex ercise it. Why? The negligent Senators blame Ore gon's two' Representatives for this spoliation of Oregon. But Oregon's numerical representation in the House of '"Representatives is insignificant compared with that of other states. No state ..has numerical superiority over Oregon in the Senate. Yet so far as this state's interests In this irriga tion business were concerned, its two Senators might as well have been deaf, dumb, blind and paralyzed. Why . should not Oregon make its constitutional equality with other states in the Senate actual and real? THE COUNTY ASSEMBLY. The .-delegates to the forthcoming "Multnomah Republican County As sembly have been elected. They were chosen at open precinct meetings last Saturday. Public invitation was ex tended to all Republicans to attend and participate. They attended in large numbers. The result speaks for itself. - The list of delegates embraces representative Republican citizens .from every walk of life. There are many familiar names. There are many others not well known. It may be assumed that all are coming to gether with common desire to find a common basis on which the Repub lican party can proceed to organize and appeal to the body of Republican voters for support. There is to be no concealment, no secrecy,- no deception, no underground or hidden influence about the naming of the proposed assembly county ticket. There can not be. One merit of the assembly is that it advertises what it proposes to do and it invites criticism and attack upon the basis of whatever it shall have done. The' public knows throughout the names of the men who are going to take part in the assembly. If the public has np confidence in them, it will pronounce adverse Judgment at the primary. If it thinks the work of the assembly well done, it will render a favorable Judgment. What justifi able criticism, then, can be made to the plan of assembly since the body of Republican voters never surrenders to the assembly the right or privilege of accepting or rejecting its work? Every word now uttered in opposi tion to the proposed Multnomah As-senrbty-ls ta; tleqlirrattjjnvtht -the .800 men who are going to "meet together have 'ho right to' suggest-cahaiaates'or to make any suggestion for the consid eration of the Republican primary. They have that-right. The Common sense of every jerson admits it, and all who are disposed to be fair pro claim it. ' RURAL FREE DELIVERY. 1 The interesting letter upon the rural free delivery system which The Ore gonlan prints elsewhere today points out certain dangers to that branch of the postofflce business which may not be entirely imaginary. The cry of economy is always deemed popular in Washington. Many - officials believe that it is their duty to save money without much regard to the manner of doing it, and some ' of those en trusted with the interests of the peo ple might even- go so far in their love of penny wisdom as to curtail the usefulness of . the free delivery system. It is incredible, however, that the Postmaster-General, who is a shrewd politician, contemplates any such piece of folly. Most Congress men understand thoroughly that a blow to free mall delivery means political death to the man who strikes it. No work of .the Government means so much to the immediate .welfare and happiness of the people. There is no service which return's soVntich f.or. the money it costs and none for which' the publie so willingly pays taxes.. , , In general, economy is a desirable thing, but if the only way to lessen the expenses of the government is to .strike at rural free delivery, the 'soon er . all thought of the subject is dropped the. better for the welfare of the country and for the fortunes oC the politicians. The principal pur pose of the postofflce is to spread in telligence among the' people. This duty should naturally be performed as Inexpensively as possible consist ently with the highest efficiency, but whenever a choice arises between ef ficiency and expense it is the money which should be sacrificed and not the public good. Primarily the postof flce is not designed 'to be a money making institution. It ought to pay its way if that is possible, and so ought the Army and the courts, but in general it is not possible. As the greatest educational institution in the country the postofflce. must be ex pected, like the colleges, to present a deficiency, now and then. The de ficiency need not be so frequent as It has often been nor so large, but it is a thing to be expected and- it Is as poor statesmanship to think of cutting down the postal service because It costs a great deal- of money as it would be to close up Harvard ' uni versity for the same reason. Educa tion under modern ; requirements lis a highly costly affair. Undoubtedly the only sane way .to look upon the postofflce is- as a great National scheme of education. It is the most widely extended, the most popular and the most effective that exists. .No school or system 'of schools begins to reach the same number of people or to instruct them so persist ently or so well. The work of the colleges. Important as it is, is but a trifle compared with the permeating educational influence of the postofflce.' The men at the .head of the depart ment when they conceive their busi ness properly take the same view of it as a college president does of his duties. Their chief object is to spend money, not to save it. Of course it Is understood that they ought to spend shrewdly, and economically; but what college president was ever heard of who constantly urged the public to give him less and less money? Do not all of them continually cry for more, and is not that college president deemed most successful who collects and spends the most money? It ought to be somewhat the same with the Postofflce. . . . . "We are not arguing for any wasteful expenditure ..of the-public funds. An adequate postal service is not waste. It is the most directly and widely beneficial of all governmental activi ties and it is also the most highly ap preciated and popular. Any Con gressman who wishes to retire to private life quickly and permanently can achieve.;- Mis .desire very speed ily by helping ' to -curtail .the rural free delivery system. Those who as sist in maintaining and extending it are sure of the reward of popular gratitude. NICARAGUA'S "SEW ALLY. -The formal recognition of the Madriz government by Germany puts a vastly different complexion on the Nicaraguan embroglio. Prior to an nouncement of Germany's attitude, Madriz had received but scanty moral or physical support from any other country. The attitude of the United States has been so wobbly and hesi tating that our famous Monroe doc trine seemed to be a very elastic diplo matic fabric. The United States from the beginning of the trouble has been "on the fence." We made occasional hurried rushes to the revolutionists by making, veiled threats of dire re suits if some of our meddling soldiers of fortune were executed for doing exactly what we would execute Nica raguans for doing in our own country in similar- circumstances. We then doused the cold water on the hopes of the revolutionists by skipping over to the government camp and permit ting the executions to proceed. We tried to be all things to all men, in this affair, with the usual - result Inasmuch as the coup of Emperor William has just come to light, 'it is apparent . that he played the game with much . greater, finesse than was displayed by our own Mr.. Knox; he carefully concealed the fact that - he had picked a winner until this coun try .had. offended both parties to such an extent that no matter which side is victorious, we shall not be in good standing. But even the unusually brilliant diplomacy of the Germans, to use an expression of Mistah Johnson, may not "brfng home the bacon." The United States is not the only country that has something more than a mild interest in Nicaragua. Some of the other countries are opposed to Germany to a degree that would make Madriz very unpopular if he at tempted to permit Germany to enjoy any unusual reward for her sagacity in picking winners in a Central Ameri can revolution. It is not too late for the United States to ' abandon the vacillating policy that we have thus far followed with Nicaragua, and the possibility of German aggression may bring about the overdue change in tactics. ' r ' SUMMER COMFORT. " Nobody need suffer in hot weather. Those who reek with sweat and pine iwlth; unquenchable thirst may thank themselves for their woes.- For-one thing, they wear too much clothing. A noted Scandinavian professor of hy giene' urges. All .workmen to go as nearly naked as they dare in Summer and Winter .'also.' He says Of. himself that he has spent hours In the snow without a rag of clothing on his body and been comfortable all the time. Most men who work., hard wear two shirts a heavy -flannel next the body and outside it one of cotton. : Accord ing to our professor, both these gar ments are' superfluous." He informs us that it is vastly easier to catch cold with too much clothing on the person than with none at all. As to the im modesty of gonig about unclad, he as sures the public that the outer Integu ment soon acquires a beautiful bronze hue when exposed to sun and wind and therefore looks as modest as any garment could. - Perhaps, it .-will be ?a long-'. time-before people can be educated up to the point of wearing next to no clothing, but certainly civilization ought to suc ceed before a great while in abating starched cuffs -and collars ' in hot weather. Authorities tell us that half the colds' we suffer from in Summer are traceable to the effects of these abominations.- They collect all the germs, there are. about ..and ..provide them with- suitable vantage ground 'for penetrating the skin; .The- whitest: starched garment is, from the stand point of hygiene; dirty. But if we cannot bring ourselves to dress hygie nlcally, we can at least acquire the habit of moving ; deliberately and thinking scarcely at all In Summer. Thought is a terrihle enemy to com fort when the thermometer Is high,' and if mental activity takes the form of worry., it is positively deadly. When the head is cool Inside it is quite likely to shed a 'refrigerating influence throughout the system. Nobody ever has a sunstroke when his stomach is in good order and his mind at ease. A bad conscience is a great aid to the fell "destroyer in' 'July and August,' and the' habft . of fretting does more harm than all the drugs in the city can rem edy. Don't fret, don't hurry, wear as little clothing as you dare, and sleep out of doors, and you will be happy. CALIFORNIA GRAIN YIELD. The San Francisco Chronicle re ports a bumper yield of barley in Cali fornia and a wheat yield that is ."en tirely satisfactory." The term "en tirely satisfactory" is susceptible of various interpretations, but we may assume that it at least means that California is again to raise enough wheat to satisfy the home demand. This will be gratifying news tt Ore gon and Washington, as well as to California, for it is from these Wo states that California has drawn heav ily for supplies in the past five years. In the season just closed, this Cali fornia business reached a grand total, flour included, of practically 9,000,000 bushels. For this Immense amount of grain, the Californians paid good prices, in many cases figures well above the parity with foreign markets, and the value of the California market was appreciated. But there is another standpoint from which the view is not so pleasing. The 9,000,000 bushels of wheat which the Californians bought from Oregon and Washington producers cost the Californians approximately $9, 000,000. These millions were of course very acceptable to the people of the Pacific Northwest, but their influence on the general trade and in dustrial situation on the entire Paci fic Coast was much smaller than would have been the' case had this large surplus -been -shipped to foreign markets and the money received. added to the circulation on the Coast, instead of being merely ' transferred from one state to another. Not only is the Chronicle optimistic about the present season's crop, but It also states that "California should, and doubtless will, in the future raise more .grain than we produced during our best grain-growing period." To accomplish this result, irrigation is recommended, and the Chronicle in sists that- "the fact that we can no longer profitably produce grain by our old methods must not make us think of abandoning the production of grain." The -Pacific Northwest' farmers can" find a good market abroad for all of their wheat, and every- dollar "which . the Californian can keep at home by growing his own wheat will to that extent increase his purchasing power for other commod ities which are grown in the Pacific Northwest. The closed-draw problem has now reached a point where its solution is staid to be a matter of but two weeks. There will be no acknowledgment of the right of a city owning both sides of the river to regulate the movements of vessels through the harbor bridges. The War Department,- however, has announced that under proper restric tions the draws may be kept closed against certain classes of shipping for a perlod-otf two- hours w.hile the morn ing rush is on. From advices re ceived it is apparent that no attempt will be made to hinder the passage of ocean-growing craft of steamers oper ating on definite schedules. The closed draw will . 'be directed : principally against the towboats. The regulation suggests possibilities for some trouble in case an attempt is made to discrim inate against one class of boats in fa vor of another. The public, however, will appreciate the promised relief, and hope that nothing will occur to interfere with enforcement of the reg ulations. From Marshfleld, Oregon, comes news of a rich gold strike in the mountains southeast of Myrtle Point. A number of people have al ready rushed to the district from Myrtle Point. While Oregon has a great many unexplored and unpros pected regions which are wonderfully rich in mineral wealth, there will not be very much of. a rush to the new fields now or in the future. It is always distance that lends enchant ment to the view. If a strike of the dimensions of the Myrtle Point dis covery were made in far-off Alaska, there would be a "stampede" that would attract gold hunters from far distant lands. The big- stories that have come out of the Iditarod coun try In Alaska have lured thousands of men to the far North, but nothing has yet been found to show that the total output of the new fields for the season will reach the proportions of the Southern Oregon annual placer clean-up. If the voters of precinct 79 disap prove the assembly which they prob ably do not why do they send dele gates to the assembly? If the dele gates who have credentials from pre cinct 79 do not approve of the plan or purposes of the assembly, it is a piece of astounding impudence on their part to attempt to sit in it. The proper course for precinct 79 disapproving the assembly if it disapproves-or any other such precinct, is to decline to send delegates. So much is clear. The county assembly in this case can and, of course, will unseat the delegation of precinct 79. . Forest fires are already beginning to rage in Oregon and Washington out side the National reserves. Places are reported here and there . whose lumber mills have shut down and all hands turned out to fight fire. The battle is usually a losing one, for ap paratus and disciplined methods are lacking. The burned-over ' forests may grow up again some time, but who will compensate the owners for their unnecessary loss?" Governor Harmon will be com mended everywhere if he decides to remove the Mayor of Newark, Q., for his failure to deal properly with a lynching, mob. ,It is well indeed to punish " those who participate hi a murder by lynching,, but it is better still to visit retribution upon cowardly and conniving officials who encourage the crimes of the mob by their remiss ness, "Its-an ill-natured sunbeam that fails to make someone happy. The bright rays that have been softening our pavements and increasing the demand for . cold drinks have also scorched the hop louse family to such an ex tent that the Willamette Valley yards promise to be unusually free from these pests. Excellent plan -that is of the Cor vallls Commercial Club which has of fered premiums of $100 to Benton County orchardists. who make ex hibits at the Portland Apple Show in November. Fruitgrowers In every ap ple, county, in Oregon ought to be similarly encouraged- ."'".." The record for Western Oregon is limited to three successive hot days; then moderation of temperature. . We are due for cooler weather tomorrow. Young' Mr. Armour would better consult the Portland market before he says there will be no more ten-dollar hogs. Testerday's figure was $10.25. The butter market and the butter itself are at variance these days. While one. is very firm, the other is very much under the weather. Making Governors for New York is strenuous work these hot days, but that's the kind of work the Colonel likes. The little chorus girl who lost her legs Sunday should be remembered with something more substantial than pity.. Harvest hands are wanted every where, but the crowds at Second and Burnside streets do not diminish. Lemons went up a dollar a box yes terday. Before they know it the spirit will be squeezed out of them. The Malheur youth who disap peared to dodge his wedding may be diffident, or he may be wise. Bicycle riders on crossings are bad enough, but riders on sidewalks are vicious. And the worst that can be said against it is that it is a bit uncomfortable. EDITOR. DODGES U'KEN TASK. Says) Hi Kempsper Can't Print Many Bills and Tells Why. Dallas Observer. .a subscriber asks' the Observer why it does not print the full text of all the measures to be submitted to the people under the initiative in Novem ber. The Observer does not print these .bills for the very good reason that not one subscriber in 20 would read them if it did. Another reason is that we have only one linotype, one nemspaper press, and little more than a ton of paper in tne warehouse. The Observer will doubtless print an outline of many of the bills now pend ing, commenting- edltoriaUy where comment is cohsidered necessary or de sirable, and some measures may be printed in full. But when It comes to publishing the great mass of imprac ticable and theoretical popullstic rot that has been ground out by the ITRen factory.-and dumped onto the people, this paper-begs to be excused. It any reader Is honing and hankering for that sort of reading, let him be patient. He will get it all from the Secretary of State's office later on, neatly printed by the State Printer, tastefully, bound by George Rodgers, and paid for by the people of Oregon. ' To Separate Sheep and Goats. Hoquiam" Washingtonian." In this Senatorial campaign the disin terestedness of the Democratic press is something that would move a teredo to tears. . Their entire energy seems to be given up to the task of defending Miles Poindexter against the numerous attacks his own constituents are aiming at him. This renegade to party principles all at once has become a saint in the Demo cratic fold. Not bold enough to claim him as their own, they insist he is loved by them for--his stalwart Republicanism. As a matter of fact, all -they want out of Miles Poindexter is to use . him as a tool whereby they hope to disrupt the Republican party and foist the'r own in competence upon a long-suffering people. Fortunately close at hand 's the day when the sheep will be separated from the goats. Democracy will have to come out and show its true colors. Roosevelt's Ugly Word Denial. Tacoma News. The ambuscade into which Poindexter seems to .have 'led Roosevelt' probably reminds, the latter of war times at Las Quasi mas. . A regiment of pegro soldiers rescued his' force' from that predicament, but in "the present Instance he rescues himself with a near-shorter and uglier word. He does not say in direct language that Poindexter lied, but he leaves the infer ence so plain that a. glass-eyed man could see it on a cloudy day.' , Roosevelt is no political dunce to be caught flitting away into the fields with the enemies of his old friend Taft. His very quick denials of the .Poindexter in terview and his later statements are proof of that. The' Poindexter interview prac tically arrayed Roosevelt directly against Taft. Roosevelt made short work of that fake. We Doit Believe It. . . Dayton, Wash., Chronicle. . : From the insurgent camp in Spokane we have received a circular announcing In substance that Miles Poindexter' vis Ue4 Roosevelt and: was given to under stand that Mr. Roosevelt will support him for the United States Senate. If T. R-- has agreed to this the people of Washington have only one course to fol low, and that will be to. sidetrack them both and show them that this state and this Nation can get along very well with out them. We have our doubts' as yet whether Mr. Roosevelt has agreed to sup port anybody for office. He would hardly head his list, with a back-slider, but if he has it is plain that the hot sun in the Jungles of Africa' has affected his mind. The Over-worked Initiative. Pendleton Bast Oregonlan. Voters of Oregon will be compelled to pass Upon 32 legislative measures when they vote this Fall. The number is entirely too large and many of the measures are of such a nature that voters simply cannot hope to judge intelligently as to their merits. Conspicuous in -this class are the eight county -division bills that have been filed. Each of these measures pertains, to an issue' that is strictly lo cal in character. The people of the state at large are not interested in county division disputes. The average voter cannot hope to judge of the merits of these division bills. . Those Democratic Pangs. McMlnnvllle News-Reporter. The Republicans really regret the pangs their actions are causing some of their Democratic friends, but really it looks like they could not avoid it, and are not Inclined to try very hard. They have about decided to run their own affairs after a number of years of vacillation; and, while they will continue to Indorse the primary law, they will adhere to their .rights to stand upon a platform representative" of the party, and also claim the privilege of their representa tives naming .persons that they believe would be. satisfactory . to support, even while they- accord anyone their right to come before the Republicans as a whole for the'r suffrages. Envy, Sheer Envy! Goldendale Independent. There are times when a country edi tor, becomes a little envious of other people. Tuesday was such a day for us, when a full-blooded Indian came driving through Goldendale with a fine automobile on' his way to the Mount Adam3 country on a fishing and hunt ing trip. Just think If it, an Indian owning and running a fine, high-priced auto, when this country editor cannot even afford a mule and cart to - ride around in. The Simplified Check Boole. New York Evening Sun. This is a true story as stories go. There was once a gilded youth who de cided to live the simple life. What did he simplify first? His check book. He hit on a plan by which he would just write a note to the bank explain ing the matter and asking them to send him the money and then he -would send his valet to the bank with the note and his valet would get the money and bring it back to him. In that way he would save himself the trouble of drawing checks. Just a Few Little ' Obstacles. Washington Post. Mr. Pinchot might have landed the Governorship of Pennsylvania if he had been a resident and had been ac cepted by the independent leaders, and had polled the necessary number of votes. The world seems filled with an noying trifles that block a man's way to fame. OLD MAX BENNETT OX LINGERIE. How He Brightened a Whole Day itor a ' Fair Voudr Creature. J .Rabbltviile Cor. The Dalles Optimist. Being down to Portland and dooTng a little errant for Liza at a dry good em posium, a runned aginst a old party what was clerking at the counter whereat they self things maid out of muslin for wimmen to ware. I" don't know the nalms of Rich things, Liza diddent tell me, she had it writ down on a peace of paper wich I was not to open but let the f email clerk open It and rapp up the packaje and then I was not to ontye it but take it home to Liza. Well, this old party what cum to wate on me was mebbe about 25 years j old, if you wilt turn the Aggers the yuniwr way ana put xne nve nrsi. Ana humbly! One of her smile wood put -the fire out in a eight-day stove in- less than three seconds. Well, she sed they had sum bargains that she knew Miss Butterbottom -would be Interested in, and so she commenced to show me sum goods that was so an cient, so shopworn, so battered and banged and' broken that they was sell ing of em at ten cents- on the dollar. After looking of em over I sed to her, to the ancient party, sed I, these hear goods, must have been bought about the middle of the last senshury when this store started. And she sed mebbe so, for, sed she, I have been hear going on 13 year, and they was hear when I cum.- Sed I, how menny yearsT And she sed agin, 13 year last spring. I sed, Je whllllkens, I diddent know they took 12-year-old. girls to work in stores. And then you orter see that old party smile. Talk about the smile that' won't cum off, why you coodent rub that smile off of her face with a brick. And I was glad I .sed It. for it .diddent pane me enny and maid the day brlte tor her. Balllna-er and Newell. Yakima Republic. The dismissal of F. H. Newell . as Chief of the Reclamation Service will be a good - thing for the service. To Mr. Newell more than to any other In dividual Is due the demoralized condi tion of affairs in the Reclamation Bureau. He may or may not be a great engineer; but he has remarkably poor business Judgment, and hasn't been do ing much else during his incumbency of office but display It. If he had been a business man the reclamation fund probably would not have been spme $50,000,000 in the hole - now. , Major Newell is a nice fellow, with an en gaging line of conversation, and out side of that he is a member of a clique of smallbore politicians whose princi pal business of late has been to try to convince the country, by embarrassing and bedeviling the Administration, that they are indispensable to the proper conduct of affairs In the United States. They have succeeded fairly well In their endeavor; but the people of the West, who know something about Gov ernment reclamation by actual obser vation and experience, can tell the people of the East, who don't know anything about it, that in letting the Major go on his way Secretary Bal llnger Is performing a valuable public service. Poindexter'a . Hot Haste. Tacoma Ledger. In hot haste to seize upon something to bolster up the political fortunes of Miles Poindezter, the "Progressive Re publican League" of Spokane reprinted in circular form a dispatch about Poln dexter's interview with Colonel Roose velt, which took place on July 5. The dispatch appeared - In the Spokane, newspapers on the morning of July 6, and lo! before the day closed the "Progressive ' Republican League" had in the malls a circular headed "Roosevelt to Support Poindexter for tne Senate." Colonel Roosevelt came out promptly tfce next day with a straight denial that politics in the Northwest was dis cussed. Will the Poindexter "league" at Spokane have the fairness to follow up the first circular with a second, printing the statement' the ex-President authorixed the next day when he found the interview of July 6had been misrepresented? If it does not. It will be convicted of an ' effort to deceive the voters of Washington. Taft Supports Ballinger. New York Sun'. . The Secretary of the Interior can't see the President without somebody suggesting that he has his resignation in his traveling bag. He was suf ficiently emphatic on that subject when he said: "I am not a 'quitter,' and never have been. I didn't bring along any resignations . and don't intend to leave any." Those persons who tried to discredit Mr. Taft. making charges, which broke down utterly, against the head and other officers of the Department of the Interior, must have strange notions as to the relations of a President to his own advisers when they think that he should be influenced by the prejudices of outsiders who want to have their own way whether they are or are not able to make out a case. If it fell to Mr. Garfield and Mr. Pin chot to select the best man they knew for the office of Secretary of the In terior, would the choice be unanimous? Mr. Cleveland's Later Service. New York Sun. Some day it may be written that one of the greatest of Mn -Cleveland's serv ices to the Old- Constitution and to the conservation of Its original spirit was rendered about 1904, when, finding himself .out of public office, he exerted his personal influence to prevent the retirement from the bench of the man whom he had made Chief Justice dur ing his first term as President. Not withstanding his age, in spite, per haps, of personal Inclination, Chief Jus tice Fuller remained at his post through years of agitation and peril ous uncertainty. He died at his post. May the man whom President Taft shall name to be .Chief Justice Fuller'B successor be as loyal and as steadfast! ' Ad Interim. Chicago Tribune. Noah Webster was compiling his dic tionary. T know, of course," he said, "that this is a purely ephemeral work, but it will serv a useful purpose as a sort of stop-gag. Insert the hyphen there, if you please," he interrupted himself to say to the typewriter girl. "It will bridge over the interval between' the crude literary beginnings of Addison, Doctor Johnson and Walker, of an earlier day, and the ' perfected news paper style cards of the Twentieth Century." From whicn we learn that the im mortal Noah took himeslf seriously, but not too seriously Ah Ha! Take That! Newberg Graphic. A "woman with an abnormally large hat and an elevated chin, on boarding the train Wednesday morning, re marked that Newberg was the "stink inest . town" she had ever seen, but since her departure we have not no ticed any specially bad odors in the air. Something Xobby In Hearses Lapeer (Mich.) Clarion. S. D. Brown has a new funeral car and ambulance in French gray which arrived Tuesday. They are beautiful, and the different-colored caskets which are so much in use now will show off to so much better advantage with the gray shade. A Hint. . Pilot Rock Record.. If the trees and bushes in the Sturte vant grove could only talk, what a tale they could unfold of the happenings during the day and evening of July 4. LIFE'S SUNNY SIDE A few years ego there was a shiftless colored boy, named Ransom Blake, who. after being caught In a number of petty delinquencies, was at last sentenced to a short term m the penitentiary, where he was sent to learn a trade. On the day of his return home he met a friendly white acquaintance, who asked: "Well, what did they put you at in the prison, Ranse?" "Dey started in to make an honest boy out'n me, sah." "That's good, Ranse; and I hope they succeeded." "Tney did. sah." "And how did they teach you to bo honest?" "Dey done put me in the shoe shop, sah, nailln' pasteboard onter shoes fo' leather soles, sah." Salt Lake Herald. "One of my acquaintances is much' In terested in the .Chagrin Falls Hunt club, and is an onlooker at most of the func tions of that organization,", says Ward Jackson. "The other night he said to mo. with some show of enthusiasm, that grad ually he was getting acquainted with the club members. " 'Why, Dan Hanna came right up and spoke to me today,' he said, exultantly. " "Is that sor I replied. 'What did he say to you?' " 'He said, "Don't get too near that horse there, or he'll kick your darned head oft." ' " Cleveland Leader. Two baseball teams, which were made up or negro players, exhibited a great contest of the National game before a large crowd on the open lots at Twelfth and Porter streets, Saturday afternoon. The score stood 2 to 2 in the eighth inning. Two men were on the bases, two players out. when the pitcher of one of the nines walloped the ball to mldcenter. He sprinted around the bags as if in pursuit of a dozen chickens. The center fielder of the opposing team shot the ball with terrific speed toward the fourth station, and as the runner was about to cross the plate the catcher touched him with the horsehide. Th negro umpire shouted at the top of hia voice: "De runner am safe," and as the word "safe" died away the many spectators began to crowd around the umpire.- "What's dat?" shouted one. "You done be blln," yelled another, and a few other remarks-followed. The ' man argued for a while, and when the entire mob was crowded around him the umpire's voice rang out in loud tones : "Game called on account of darkness!" Philadelphia Times. At a baseball banquet in Cleveland Neai Ball, the famous shortstop, who last year - made the only unassisted triple play in the major' leagues, said: "Women are more intelligent on the average than men. Of that I am convinced. Why won't women, then, learn to understand base ball.? I have never succeeded in making clear -to one woman the . difference be tween an unassisted triple play and a foul fly. - So, with the ladies, I adopt a light, facetious tone in baseball matters. A lady once said to me: 'I lotfe baseball, Mr. Ball. I love especially to watch the man at the. bat. It is so cute, too,- tUe way he keeps hitting the ground gently with the bat's end. Why does he do that, though?' 'Well, you see, madam, said I, the worms have an annoying habit of coming up to see who's batting, and .that naturally puts a man out a bit; so, rio just taps them on the head lightly and down they go.' " Why Xot Cool IIonseHf - New York Times. Scientifically, refrigeration, even down to the point of absolute zero, is as prac ticable as calorification, and a demand for "anti-stoves" would be sure to put a dozen kinds on the market the' moment It was made known. Though most of us know Summer heat 'to be-no more Un avoidable than Winter cold, we have' not yet escaped from the old habit- of - ac cepting It . as : something to be endured without any real effort at relief. For eigners are inclined to jeer at Americans for making as much use of. ice as we do, but though we ' cool our food and our drinks, very few of us have yet taken the next and very natural step of cooling our houses, shops and offices. Whenever we choose, the thing can be done. It will cost something, but. prob ably it would pay in increase of health as well as of comfort. The so-called tem perate zone has a climate which consists of weather alternately tropic and arctic, and though New York never gets as cold as Greenland sometimes does, it has many a day hotter than any known to the West Indians. Helpful Hints. Chicago Post. Unless the snow Is packed quite hard your snow shovel does. not need sharpen ing oftener than once a season. The snow should be-removed from the walk with a long, full arm swing, care being taken to cut the edges Btralght and clean. Any little ornamental effect, such as fluting or corrugating the corners, adds to the tout ensemble. If the back aches after shoveling 40 or 50 feet, straighten up and take a deep breath. If desired the walk may be swept clean with a broom, after using the shovel. Frosted feet, or chilblains, are painful. Indeed. Relief may be obtained by rub bing them with a lemon peel. Coming, in from a walk in the cold you may feel chilled thoroughly. In that event drink about a pint pf hot milk. Have It as hot as you can swallow. This will warm you very quickly. Frozen ears should be rubbed with snow or bathed in ice water. Xotural Result. Atlanta Constitution. A Government inspector entered the Blllvllle postofflce and expressed some surprise on seeing a woman at the de livery window. , "I was under the impression." said he, "that a man was in charge - of this office." "And so he was." replied the woman, sharply, "but I married him!" When It Is Hot. Chicago Tribune. And Nebuchadnezzar commanded th most' mighty men that were in his army to bind Shadraeh. Meshach and Ahend-neso and to cast them into the burning- fiery furnace. Ian'iel. 1., 3. Consider Mr. Shadraeh. Of fiery furnace fame: He didn't bleat about the heat Or fuss about the flame. He didn't stew and worry. And get his nerves in kinks. Nor fill his skin with limes and gin And other "cooling drinks." Consider Mr. Meshach, Who felt the furnace, too; He let it sizz nor queried "Is It hot enough for you?" He didn't mop his forehead,'- And hunt a shady spot; Nor did he say, "Gee!, what a day! Believe me, it's some hot." Consider, too, Abed-nego, Who shared his comrades' plight; He didn't shake his coat and make Himself a holy sight. He didn't wear suspenders Without a coat and vest: - -Nor did he scowl and snort and howl, And make himself a pest. Consider, friends, this trio How little fuss they made. They didn't curse when it was worse Than ninety in the shade. They moved about serenely. Within the furnace bright. And soon forgot that It was hot. With "no relief in sight." A