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ItKe Kates 10 to 14 pases. 1 cent; IB in I"81. 2 cents; 80 to 40 pases, 3 cents; o to so pases. 4 cents. Foreign poatase Double nu. ."'e" Business Office The S. C. Beclc with fcpeclal Agency New York, rooms 48 r" tribune building. Chicago, rooms 510 BI2 Trlbuna building. fORTLAM), FRIDAY, JUNE 24. 1910. EMFLOYER8' LIABILITY. A drastic bill has been filed with the Oregon Secretary of State by agents of labor unions for enactment under the initiative. It is called by them the "Employers' Liability Law." This bill has been prepared by, and for the benefit of, a "special interest" that of employes. Owners of prop erty, whom the bill makes liable for Injuries suffered by workers on their , land or from their machinery and employers and contractors had no part In the preparation of this measure. There was no adjustment nor con cession of conflicting Interests in the Iraming'of the bill. Farmers will do well to scan this bill Bharply, for it concerns them, vitally. A farmer who lets a contract, for building a barn or a house will be liable for injuries received by. the em ploye of any contractor or sub-contractor; likewise the owner of land in cities, who builds any kind of struc ture. The farmer who runs or lets out a mower or a thresher will find his machine and himself held liable for injuries suffered by an operator, no matter in whose employ. In case of deatJV of the worker, his heirs "shall have a right of action without any limit as to the amount of damages which may be awarded." Further, "the contributory negligence of the i person injured shall not be a defense, but may be taken into account by the jury in fixing the amount, of the damage." . The liability for personal injuries. Imposed "not only upon employers and contractors, but .also upon owners of land and machinery, are of the most extensive and radical sort. The bill would, create a risk which many owners of land and capital would re fuse to assume, and the result would be serious impairment of building and Investment. It would create a large business for liability' insurance com panies, and therefore a new burden for owners of land and machinery to bear; but employes ought to know that liability insurance does injured work ers little' good. Last yecr, in this States employers paid twice as much in insurance premiums a3' the insur ance companies paid out in indemni ties and the injured workers received Only a small part of the indemnities. . , There is large measure of justice on the side of employes in their con tention that they and their families should be better protected in' case of personal injuries incapacitating them for work. But this Is a very compli cated subject. It should be adjusted after hearing various sides of the con troversy and this adjustment should be made properly by the Legislature. A bill framed by 'one party to the controversy Is certain to be one-sided, just as this measure is. This is no proper subject for "direct legislation," because by such a system it is impos sible to adjust and compromise, in the Interest of substantial Justice. This matter exposes, perhaps better than any other could, the fallacy of initia tive legislation. The sponsors of the bill may- not know it, but they are doing their utmost to bring the initia tive into disrepute. The mass of the body politic desire to treat all sides of this controversy Justly. But they have no opportunity to. do bo when voting on this measure. They. cannot amend, or modify provi sions ofthe'bill as lawmakers must do in -.order to enact proper legislation. In- the circumstances, they will -feel obliged to refer . the question to the Legislature. Yet It is to be borne in mind that that is just where the pro moters of this measure do not wish It to go. Legislation should be beyond the reach of any special interest, whether the interest be of rich men or poor, employers or employes. This is. a truism familiar to everybody. And it has. particular application In the mat ter of this Employers' Liability bill. AN ELEMENT OF BADNESS. The occasion of the pioneers' re union has again come and gone. Every effort was made, as upon many former occasions, to render the coming and the brief stay of the venerable men and women a pleasant and even a Joy ful occasion. Yet this meeting and greeting and parting contain an ele ment of sadness inseparable from an event that is based upon, the passing of the years. Veneration is due and Is freely given to the aged man, lean ing heavily upon his staff, and to the woman bowed with years and toll, looking with mute appeal of helpless ness about her, but there is some thing inexpressibly sad in the spec tacle of a large gathering of these people. Their gaiety, bravely mar shaled for the occasion, is in a sense pathetic, since it but feebly reflects the glow of youth and is wholly with out its spontaneity. -' Who. Indeed, can look upon a gray bearded host like unto that which sat down to the banquet abvthe Armory last Wednesday without a feeling of sadness? And who, viewing such a scene, even when crowned with flowers, brightened by the love and service of youth, can fail to appreciate the truth of Longfellow's estimate: Whatever poet, orator or sare 1 May say of it old ape Is still old age It la the waning, not the crescent moon The flash of lightning; not the blase of noon. This feeling, aside, however, it is good to see the old men who are' able, even by the help of a staff, or of some younger arm, to come up to the an nual feast; good also to see the aged women with hearts still young enough to cause them to press forward in the ranks with a determination to be first at the table, even though unaided they could not compass this purpose. Their presence here year after year, and the effort that it Implies, tell of the un conquerable spirit within them that still holds to the belief that life was given for a purpose, and that to make the most of it Js a duty and a privilege that will cease only when the lease which the individual holds expires. A NEAT BUNCO GAME. Oregon is tricked out of millions of dollars of irrigation money in the $20,000,000 bill Just passed by Con. gress. Yet neither of Oregon's Sen ators raised a protest when the bill was finally under consideration in the Senate. The act repeals section 9 of the Reclamation law, which required ex penditure of at least half each State's contribution to the fund, within that State. Oregon is entitled to $2,000,000 more for irrigation works in its bor ders than It has received. According to plans of chiefs of the Reclamation service, the sums owing Oregon under the reclamation law would run up to many millions within the next few years. Oregon has added a larger total to the reclamation fund than any other State except North Dakota, and will continue to be, together with that state, the most abundant source of rev enue for that fund. Yet eight states, out of the seventeen wherein projects are located, have received more money for Irrigation works than Oregon, and seven will continue to have preference over this state. The states thus fa vored at Oregon's expense are Colo rado, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Teas, Washington and Wyoming. Chief of them Is Idaho, and Idaho gets more from the fund than any other state. Its Senators, Borah and Heyburn, were very active In pressing the bill. . The Senators from all these States were "red hot" in favor of the $20,000,000 bill and the amendment repealing section 9 of the Reclama tion law. Their States benefit immense ly from maney derived from Oregon and will continue eo to do. This money should be turned back to Oregon; this State needs Irrigation more than any other, yet is scantily recognized. Yet Oregon's two Senators raised not one word in its behalf. They allowed the repeal of section 9 to go through without a fight. This repeal validates the unlawful schemes of reclamation chiefs at Oregon's expense. It 13 what they have been looking for. . Bourne and Chamberlain, Oregon's spineless Senators, were dumb and motionless when the "bunco game" was put through. Citizens of this State may well ask each other why the voice of their State is so faint and its influence so feeble in the National capital that it must submit passively to such out rage. THE NEW PEERS OF DOIXARS. Postal Savings banks will be the strongest of all antidotes against fool citizenship and crazy statesmanship. Ills of free silver, fiat green backism, depreciated currency, unstable credit and Government extravagance will be largely checked. Men and women who lodge their savings in the Gov ernment's banks will desire to get them out again as whole as they put them in. They will not desire 6 0-cent dollars nor will .they be so ready to hearken to apostles, like Bryan, of credit and currency buncombe. Howlers of the flat money sort, whose sentimental and inane theories ten and fifteen years ago made them fiery critics of sound money sordid ness, will find themselves regenerated by the Postal bank system. They will grow also "sordid.'.' Their own ma terial welfare will be more important to them than the theoretical vagaries with which they shook the foundations of their Government In "cheap money" days. r. When a rabid disturber becomes a partner In an enterprise, his conserva tism grows apace. It is to be expected that when citizens of the hitherto fire eating variety become creditors of the Government to the extent of several hundred dollars (if they can save that much), they will be extremely anxious to promote the stability and the per manance of the Government. Any scheme of reform or change or extrav agance that would menace the Govern ment's ability to pay back in dollars of as full value as those which they deposited in the bank, 'will be coldly received by the new partners in Na tional prosperity, Governmental stabil ity and "sordid" capitalism. The postal savings system will raise to the peerage of American dollars a lot of patriots who have been howliig these many years against sound dollars and money-lending capitalism. It will make tens of thousands of such patriots creditors and money-lenders. New peers of England always grow so rapidly in conservatism that they are entirely transformed. So also will it be with the new peers of America. RAILROAD BILL'S LIMITATIONS. Senator Borah expresses the opinion that the long-and-short-haul provision of the new railroad bill will not stand the test of the courts on the point of copstitutionality. He insists that this clause "confers upon the Commission. a. power which we have not the power to confer" the legislative power. It prescribes no rule by which the Com mission is to be guided in the dis charge of its duty,vand it is too well settled that such as rule must be pre scribed; that the law must be enacted by the Legislature, and that the only thing which the Commission can do is to carry Into effect the law as It is written." , ... . Fears of the Idaho Senator are prob ably well founded. 'It should be re membered, however, even' by the parti sans of the long-and-short-haul clause, that they were repeatedly informed that it was beyond the range of pos sibilities to frame a law-that would stand the test of the courts without recognizing the necessity, . in certain circumstances, of making a lower rate for the long haul than for the short haul. . The objectionable clause on which the constitutionality Is questioned gives the Commission power to authorize a common carrier to charge less for the longer than for the shorter distance whenever the Commission can "ascer tain that the circumstances and condi tions of the longer haul are dissimilar to the circumstances and conditions of the shorter haul, whether they result from competition by (water or rati." Recognition of their own limitations in attempting to enforce any hard-and-fast law that would attempt to fix inflexible rates ' ln all circumstances and conditions has in the past deterred the Commission fro assuming any Jurisdiction over rates' that were sub ject to water competition. Any at tempt to interfere with those rates which are based on conditions beyond the control of the land lines must meet with defeat, for the simple reason that the ocean is a free highway on which, carriers can charge any rate they see fit to make. This necessitates that the railroad meet the rates, or, failing to do so, lose the business. Had the Interstate Commerce Com mission attempted to compel the rail roads to maintain rates that would prevent them from participating in terminal business where rates are gov erned 'Dy water transportation, the courts would undoubtedly have given them relief on application. Varying conditions, in which density of traffic, return freight for cars that would oth erwise return empty, and water com petition, make it impossible for any commission or court to lay down an equitable law or ruling by which a "common carrier can always make a lower rate for a short haul than for a longer one. . CENSURE WELL MERITED. The Pullman Company . has been checkmated in its purpose to secure a further' postponement of the reduction' in sleeping car rates. The Interstate Commerce Commission sharply criti cises the methods of the carriers- in volved the Pullman Company .and the Great Northern Railway -Company in remaining quiescent as if accept ing the order of the Commission until within a few days of the . limit at which the' reduced rates were to take effect, and declines to grant an exten sion of time, which would mean fur ther indefinite lease of power-to col lect rates for service that have been found by the Commission, after ex haustive investigation, to be extor tionate. Pullman rates on. the very face of the charges-are exorbitant. This has been the verdict of the traveling pub lic by no means niggardly In the matter of personal expenditure for. many years. As a corporation, the Pullman Company is the most grasp ing of all the monopolies that have obtained a foothold in this country during the transition period from old to new methods of transportation. Its niggardly policy toward its employes has fostered the evil of "tipping"? until it has reached proportions that are at once burdensome and shameless. ."Its part in making mendicants' and bribe takers out of the servants whopper form its more menial labors is far reaching. It cannot be brought to book toy the Interstate Commerce Com mission too soon, either from the standpoint of Justice or ethics. A system that makes extortionists out of its promoters and stockholders and deliberate bribetakers out of its servants cannot be too strongly cen sured. Its method of procedure in calling at the. eleventh hour for a re hearing of its case before the commis sion is, in the language of that body, "not satisfactory and appears to be without excuse." Hence the commis sion "feels constrained to decline to postpone further the effect date of the orders Involving a reduction of sleeping car rates." THE DIFFERENCE. Immigration has been our haunting specter for years the immigration of the unfit. Now our stalking ghost Is emigration the passing of the fit across our Northern border into Canada. . Over 500,000 American citizens have joined this movement since 1897, tak ing with them on a conservative esti mate, $520,000,000 in gold. The move ment is not caused by the superior resources of Canada; certainly not by its more genial climate. It lies in the more hospitable attitude of the Can adian government to the settler who seeks to develop its resources. - The difference is that between false conservation and development. SHALL THE BAR SELECT THE JUDGES? In the call of the State Bar Associa tion's committee for an assembly of lawyers to nominate Supreme judges there are .a number of statements which can be accepted only with reser vations. It abounds with that pecu liar sort of reasoning which has made the common man distrustful of our legal luminaries when they profess to be most disinterested. The following paragraph is an example of what we mean: "Lawyers do not transact their own business before courts, but the business of others, the business of the citizens of the State whose personal and property rights are committed to their care. Therefore, an assembly of l electors composed of. lawyers will nominate a Supreme Court which will guard the rights of citizens without fear, favor or influence." This sounds as innocent as the bleat of a lamb in June, but. it will 'bear looking into a little. The first sentence is one of those -half truths . which sometimes serve the ends of an astute lawyer much better than it would to let out the whole truth and nothing but the truth. As a matter of fact, lawyers do transact their own business before the courts. . Every case a lawyer tries is partly the business of his client and partly .his own. The fees involved are pre eminently his business. So is the im pression he makes upon the judge and the public. He is never a disinterested agent playing the part of an automa ton, but his own private purposes are inextricably mixed with his efforts to win for his client. To say that law yers, if they are permitted to name the judges, will act wholly for the public (welfare is to talk nonsense. They will do nothing of the kind. What they will do will be to select Judges who are agreeable to the legal profession. A judge who permits 6ults to linger eter nally on technicalities will be preferred to one who makes business move ex peditiously. One who is ready to over look the blunders and carelessness of attorneys will be nominated rather than one who makes them answer for their' shortcomings.' The lawyers' as sembly will name judges who are pop ular with lawyers, not those who act most promptly and fearlessly for the public- welfare. The most valuable judges now on the bench are those who have gained the ill will of the lawyers by urging the business of the court forward to its conclusion. Such men do indeed guard the rights and interests of citizens,- but they never could obtain a nomination from an as sembly, of lawyers. But, granting that the legal body would be entirely disinterested in nam ing Judges and would act from the highest motives, it . does not by any means follow, that they ought to be allowed to do it. The public has fully as much concern in the personality of the Judges as the lawyers have, and It is no more-than fair that they should be permitted a voice in choosing them-. In our day the courts have become, as everybody admits the most important branch of the Government. Mr. Louis Hill said the other day to a great au dience that the future of the country depends upon the judges. If, then, we permit the lawyers to name them, we Jturn the future of the country over to the legal profession, ito be made or marred according to Jts preferences. The people cannot be expected to sub mit to any such proceeding. They will demand a share in the selection of the judges, and it is difficult to see how their demand can be refused. . The committee's remark that their purpose "is forever, to keep the judi 'ciary out of politics" needs a little modification. What they want is to keep it out of ordinary party politics, but that Is a very different thing from keeping it out of politics altogether. The-leap would be out of the frying pan. into the fire. . If party politics is bad on the bench, what shall wesay of the infinitely mean and degraded politics of a professional clique? There is no scheming so base, no partisan ship so bitter and unprincipled, as that which grows up In a professional class' between its internal factions when they 'are intrusted with power. There is plenty of business for the State Bar Association to transact with out assuming to deprive the people of the right to elect their 'Judges. Of course it, will be replied that the bar only wants to "nominate" them, but if this is conceded it will amount to electing them. Let the legal - profes sion display a little eagerness to re form the abuses which it has accumu lated in legal procedure. Let it cease to humbug the people with false trick ery and barefaced imposition. Let it honestly endeavor to devise some way to bring suits to trial and get them ended within a reasonable time. Let it cease to sell its services to every promoter- of injustice and fraud who has the money to pay the fees, and then the people may perhaps see some ground for permitting the lawyers to name the Judges. The great wheat belt in the- Middle West and Northwest is suffering from lack of moisture and dire predictions are made regarding the safety of the crop. It is still too early to expect a total failure. As crop scares, like the poor, are always with us, the present hysterical condition of the market may not be warranted. The Pacific North west, as usual, is exceptionally fortu nate, for timely rains have brought the Winter wheat along well past the dan ger stage, and have also assured a good crop of Spring wheat in most of the territory. ' The river counties have fared better . than usual, and now promise to turn off a very large crop. If the Eastern-situation is as bad as reported. It may be necessary to ship wheat East by rail, for even thus early the Eastern markets are so far out of line with the European markets that there is no chance for profitable busi ness with Europe. Another of the famous Colum-bla River log rafts has reached San Diego in safety, and the record for big ship ments by this method of transportation has been broken.. The raft in question contained more ' than 7,000,000 feet of timber. The economic advan tage of this method of shipping timber is quite plain. " Not only is there an .enormous saving' in' the freight cost, but there is a good de mand for the slabwood, lath and other by-products of the logs. The first rafts sent out of the river were so in securely fastened that some were lost, but with better construction the' dan gers of loss have been minimized and it is not beyond the range of possibili ties that a few years hence some -enterprising speculator will' undertake a scheme for towing a raft across the Pacific, v "Ragtime preaching," defined by Bishop Mclntyre as "preaching . that deals with poetry, politics, literature and travel," was denounced by this high authority In the Methodist Church recently; Yet there are reason ably live themes in the world of today, and without Irreverence may be held to be much more applicable to the needs of the present than are those, that were of vital importance to the fishermen and others who dwelt upon the shores of Galilee 2000 years ago. Why, for example, should it be more helpful to draw a lesson from Zebidee, who refused to leave his nets and fol low Christ, than to draw a lesson from the faithfulness to the principles of human freedom of old John Brown of Ossawatomle? It all' depends upon the point of view. During the last week in July the greatest military exhibition ever wit nessed on the Pacific Coast will be held at Tacoma in the Immense public school stadium recently erected there. Two thousand picked United States regulars, the cream of the army, repre senting every branch of the service, will participate in the various military and athletic contests. This great amphitheater, shaped like a horseshoe, is 400 feet long. 250 feet wide at its narrowest and 890 feet at its widest point. It affords seating capacity for 30,000 people. The tournament is un der the auspices of the Tacoma Cham ber of Commerce; it is purely a patri otic endeavor to demonstrate the effi ciency of the United States Army. The .frequency with which Jack Johnson violates the speed laws with his automobile and his insolent man ner when arrested have undoubtedly created. a prejudice against the black bruiser. The respectable-public never has taken very kindly to any of these male prostitutes who batter each other for a price, and, unfortunately for the race, most of the black prizefighters have been even more offensive in their manners than the whites. One of Pudd'nhead Wilson's maxims was: "Put all your eggs into one bas ket and watch that basket." That is a homely way of advising a man to be a specialist. It pays, if the man is bf the right kind. For example, there is a man making saddles in the little town of Condon who ."watches thr.t basket" so well that he ships his prod uct to all surrounding states and to re mote points in Canada. Hood River orchardlsts have formed another organization "to better condi tions." Those fellows would not have been satisfied in the Garden of Eden. The taking of human life is becom ing so common as to be classed as a diversion. Hitherto the term applied only to wife murder. Young Roosevelt can be depended upon to keep up the family average for modesty. He and his bride are traveling incog. Now. that school is "out," the ambi tious boy who "wants a job" should be given one where possible to create it. It develops that Porter Charlton killed his wife. Insanity can .easily toe proven, if the Jury reads his poetry. DEMOCRATS IN FALSE MASK." ' Call Their Assemblies "Banquets," and Register as Republicans. Albany Citizen. All over the state the Democrats are holding conventions which they call "banquets," "love feasts," "reunions' and other euphonious names. When the Republican press refers to these conventions by their proper name, the Democrats say, "Cannot a few men assemble tog-ether at a banquet to talk over party matters without constituting themselves a convention?" Yes, they can assemble and talk with out being a convention, but when they dp all the work of a convention, then it is misleading to refer to the gathering by any other name. We do not care how many conven tions the Democrats of Oregon hold. A few of them may assemble in every county and decide Just who shall run for office and who shall not, as they have always done. A few more may assemble in Portland and decide Just who shall run for Governor and the other state offices and who shall not, as they have always done. The Democratic candidates for office. in both county and state, have gone be-, j-vie in? veupie auer it naa Deen nxea by the party leaders that they were to be candidates. Then large .numbers of old-line Democrats have gone to the office of the County .Clerk and, with their hands raised to heaven, have called upon Almighty God to witness that they were Republicans. In the primary elections that followed they voted for the weakest Republican candidates, thus nominating men who could be de feated. At the same time they have sent but one candidate for each office, of which they had any hope of cap turing, before the people. For other offices which they did not hope to gain they have permitted two or more candidates to go before the voters, thus deceiving the people into thinking that all had been left to their free and un trammeled will." This has been the method of Oregon Democracy for the last few years. They have made it succeed. They are trying it again this year. They have called a convention of a few leaders to meet in Portland. They will nominate a ticket. Just one man will run for the primary nomination for Governor and for all the other offices they hope to gain. The time has come for the people of Oregon to see the Democratic party in its true light as a cunning, scheming demagogue aggregation. Let the mask be torn off and the real reason for Democratic success revealed. CARPET-BAG JOBS IN OREGON. State's Good Cltlsens Are "Passed Tip" by Senator Bourne. . Eugene Register. Senator Bourne has succeeded in hav ing a Pennsylvania man confirmed as Register of the Vale Land Office in this state. Bourne seems to be doing all he can to discredit his own state. It is a disgrace to Oregon that its own citi zens are barred from occupancy of places of trust within its borders. There are plenty of Oregon men just as honest and capable as Bruce R. Kes ter, of Pennsylvania, who could have filled the Vale position, and none knew this better than Bourne. But In the game of politics which men of the Bourne type play for all there is in it, the naming of Kester may be worth more to Bourne's Senatorial future, through promise of outside help, than would have been in the selection of an Oregon man. In which case. Bourne being the first consideration, - Oregon must, of necessity, be belittled in the eyes of Eastern politicians as a state so void Jt competent men that rank outsiders must be called to run and reign over us. How does this strike you old Oregon pioneers, anyway? Evidently you don't know as much about building a. country as you thought you did. You,- who blazed the trails and gave to the -West the grand est ' country -on earth, seemed to have failed miserably, according to the Bourne standard, in giving us sons capable of filling: positions of trust and responsibility at home, necessitat ing importing brains from other states to transact our important Government business. It is about time our Sena torial representation were given to understand that Oregon people be given precedence over carpet-baggers in dis tribution of places of public trust. The 50O0 Parts of a Motor Car. Robert Sloss in July Outing. A recent careful count by the makers of a standard type of gasoline car shows that in the motor, including magneto and carburetor, there are 1508 pieces; in the transmission system, 126; in the rear axle, 168; in the steering column, 158; and so on, forming a total of -49S3 separate parts assembled to co-ordinate and co-operate with one another in pro ducing a healthy automobile. Further more, any one of these parts is quite capable of becoming the seat of an auto mobile disease, which, if neglected, will result in serious complications, requir ing the taking down of the mechanism in the machine shop. Modern Cornelia. Boston Transcript. Mrs. Subbubs (to neighbor) Willie and Bobbie aren't home from school yet and here it is 5 o'clock. Did you see any thing of my precious jewels as you came along, Mr. Nexdoor? Mr. Nexdoor Your precious jewels are in soak, madam. I JuBt saw them swim ming in ttie river. Georsje Wasn't Worth the Price. - Dallas Observer. Of course, George Brownell opposes the assembly. The initiative" and refer endum and Statement No. 1 Is the price the Republicans of Oregon paid to keep George Brownell in the Legislature from a Populist county all those years. And George wasn't worth it. Ia Tiro Bites. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Yes. the first of every, week I give my wife half my salary." 'Welir' "And she (gets the other half before the week is up." And That Set Him Thinking;. "I always feel, after I have spent an hour or two in your company," he said, "that I am a better man."' "It Is very good of you to say so." she replied. "Don't hesitate to come often." Preserving the Balance. Albany Journal. Mr. Bryan is sailing to Europe. Now, If Mr. Roosevelt will hurry back, the equilibrium of the world will be pre served. CURRENT NEWSPAPER JESTS. "I love you. dear, hut I am green and rattled and I don't know, how to propose " "That's all right, honey you're through with me. All you've got to do now is to ask papa." Cleveland Leader. "Even If you can't enjoy best sellers. said the meditative person, "there are hooks in the running brooks, you know." "Yes " replied Miss Cayenne, "but even the brooks are getting dryer very year." Washing ton Star. "They say." Mrs. Oldoastle remarked, "that he has made a study of occultism " "Has he?" replied her hostess, as she straightened the $900 rug. "He's about the last man I"d pick out for an eye doctor." Chicago Record-Herald- "Now," said the lawyeT. eyeing the wit ness severely. "I have something concrete in this case. And your statement so far Is not concrete." "No." said the witness, doubtfully, but brightening as he added "but our new suburban pottage la" Balti more American. Algernon What is this I heah about Miss Glltcoln agweeing to mawwy you. and then going bark on her word? Percy That Is the fit wait of it. I'm sowxvv to say. Al gernon Beastly wlck, dean boy. Why don't you sue her for non-support? You've got a clean case, doncher know. Chicago jDaily Ktwa.- LET LAWYERS KEEP HANDS OFF Plain People May Be Trusted to Select 1 Candidates for Judgeships. PORTLAND, June 23. (To the Editor.) I notice that the State Bar Association of Oregon proposes to hold a state con vention of lawyers to nominate candi dates for Justices of the Supreme Court. My opinion is that such a procedure would be high-handed, presumptuous and contrary to the genius and spirit of our American institutions, and that it Is thor oughly monopolistic In its tendency. In the first place, the laws are formu lated . and enacted largely by lawyers. Lawyers are human beings, and their own Interests are usually conserved In such enactments. Even should such bias be wholly unapparent, the natural preju dices of every man assert themselves, even though unconsciously, in their fa vor. And the present Judicial system of our country is tinged with the interests of the lawyer. In practical legal proceedings the lay man cannot take a. case into court. He must procure an attorney, even though the case may be never so plain, and the need therefor be absolutely wanting. But the people must pay toll to the army of legal lights who stand between them and Justice. Not only are the laws largely enacted "by lawyers, but their constitu tionality must be determined by lawyers. Then it becomes a lawyer- to sit upon the bench and administer the laws that they have enacted. Now the lawyers propose practically to take out of the hands of the people about the last safeguard of their interests that remains to them the selecting of' the Judges. The criticism of the courts most commonly heard by me for the last 30 years Is that the court is run by the law yers appearing before it, rather than by the presiding Judge. ' And when the peo ple succeed in getting a strong, independ ent Judge upon the bench, one who caters to no attorney, he seems not to" be accept able to the lawyers. I think that there are many people in the United States who believe, with Abra ham Lincoln, in "a-government of the people, ' by the people and fox the peo ple," rather than "a government of the people, by the lawyers, and for the law yer."" . As I understand It, the first reason given by our Bar Association for this method of nominating Judges is that the lawyers know better than the members of a party convention who would make a good Jodge. I believe this idea somewhat presumptuous, and very likely fallacious. My observation has been that attorneys are more likely to be prejudiced than any other class of men. The profession which they follow, the very occupation of their minds, develops such a condition. Hence, as a rule, an attorney who has practiced before the bar for years does not make as good a. Judge as a younger man. The lawyers may know what attorneys are good lawyers, men who understand the law; but I very much doubt whether a lawyer discerns the judicial mind more readily than a layman. And nearly all members of a party convention have seen enough of leading attorneys to have dis covered their intellectual make-up. Their second contention is that this method of selecting Judges would take it out of politics. For myself, I do not be lieve that any such, result would follow; nor do I believe such a result either de sirable or wise. But this claim is a re flection upon the attorneys themselves. Is it possible that there are not enough capable Republican lawyers, or Demo cratic lawyers, in the State of Oregon to fill our Supreme bench? Or shall we be compelled to go outside of the party to find the timber? Alas! Alas! Possibly this theory might explain why so many of our laws are so ooscure, ambiguous and vague that' even the Judges upon the -bench are at a loss In interpreting their mean ing. Certainly if the lawyers cannot do Detter in making selection of Judges than they have done in framing the laws we nave, it would better be left to the laity. For my part, I would say. "Lawyers. hands off; the people will attend to their own business yet awhile." JAMES SEETON. CONSERVE EASTERN RESOURCES Plan for Savins; Pennsylvania's Coal and Maine's Timber. PORTLAND, June 23. (To the Edi tor.) Most of the extremists of the East who advocate the conservation of western natural resources are like the man. who. at the time of the Civil War, patriotically declared that every man should give at least one member of his family to his country's service, and as his contribution offered to sacrifice his mother-in-law. The efforts of the Pinchot type of conservationist are directed chiefly toward locking up the natural resources of the growing West for some future generation's benefit to the immediate advantage of the coal barons and tim ber princes of the East. If these extremist are really honest in their singleness of purpose to aid posterity, why do they not urge such legislation as will place the burden upon the owners of the natural re sources of the East, as well as upon the people of the West? Why do they not, for instance, ad vocate the removal of the tariff on timber and coal and their products, and thereby conserve some of the tim ber and coal of the East? Think, what a lot of Pennsylvania and Virginia coal could be saved for future use by allowing Nova Scotia coal to come in free from duty! And what a lot of Maine, Michigan and Wisconsin timber could be conserved by taking the tariff off Ontario and New Brunswick lumber and wood pulp. The purpose of the above is not to advocate tree trade, but to point out the Inconsistency of those who claim to have only the interests of future generations at heart. C. F. BLACK. And Eliot's Name Led All the Rest. Boston Herald. After an unusually large poll, by letter, of Harvard alumni scattered through the Union and the National dependencies, 12 alumni have been nominated, from whom the alumni will elect six overseers at the coming commencement. President emeritus Eliot led the poll, and after Milm came Mr. Roosevelt. A popular plebiscite might reverse the order; but Harvard is still constant to ideals of dignity, repose and mellow wisdom. Subjects for Klnsr'a Decorations. Brooklyn Eagle. Roumania's King has decorated an American soprano and made her a court singer. Her press agent has begun work fearlessly, and, we trust, economically. But why shouldn't Kings do a wholesale business in theBe decorations, with blank spaces for names? Minor kings often need money. , . - THE WANDERER'S RETURN. Belng W. an Ode of Welcome In Honor of Theodore Roosevelt. J. Lampton, in Now York World. O Theodore! Once more, once more o; S3 Once more, once mora, p Theodora! LIFE'S SUNNY SIDE King "Edward's good nature was illus trated the other night by a London cor respondent at the . Press CJub in New York. "The King," said the correspondent, "was visiting Rufford Abbey, and ene morning, in company with his host, Lord Arthur Saville, he took a walk over the preserves. "Suddenly Lord Arthur, a b!g. burly man, rushed forward and seized a shab by fellow with a dead pheasant protrud ing from the breast of his coat. " "Sir,'" said Lord Arthur to the King, this fellow is a bad egg. This is the second time I've caught him poaching." "But the King's handsome face beamed, and he laughed his gay and tolerant laugh. " 'Oh, let him go," he said. If he . really were a bad egg, you know, he wouldn't . poach.'" St. Paul -Pioneer Press. . F. Augustus Heinze tells this on office organization and the inspiration it is possible to give the young. "To expedite matters in my private office," said Mr. Heinze, "I had decided to have no staff in the same quarters gave for a lad for errands. Somebody found an eligible boy and sent him to me- He had little schooling, but was bright, and, on looks, capable. "I thought it advisable to use a little formal patronage on first acquaintance, and I said, very Impressively: "'A boy must take advantage olf his opportunities in the business world. In that way he profits by hard work. A boy who can make a study of that prin ciple Is a good office boy, and that is the kind of a boy I want here. And any boy who knows enough to keep a place in this office will learn enough in a year to make his' fortune.' " 'Yes. sir,' said the boy. "Pleased jvith the good effect of my lecture, I went to lunch. When I re turned I found the office deserted. On the desk was a note written in a ooyis'n scrawl. . It proved how successful I had been as an instructer he certainly lost no time in seizing his opportunity. It read: " 'Deer Sur: I must quit work because a man came in after you went out and give me a ticket to the baseball. Yours truly, J. Boggs.' " Washington Post. Representative Cordell Hull, of tho fourth Tennessee district, likes to do things to Impress his constituents with the idea that he is always trying to benefit them. On c-ne occasion' he per suaded a good roads enthusiast to travel with him through his district and lec ture on good roads, of which there are. few in that part of the state. "You tell these people," said Hull.' that you'll show them how to build good roads so that they can get their corn out to market." At the first meeting-place, the good roads expert said to the, constituents: "My friends, I'm going to show you how to build such roads that you can' get your corn out." "Well, stranger." drawled one of 'tho Tennesseeans, 'you needn't to worry. Down here we raise a lot of corn, but we make it Inter whisky, an' then fight it out." Popular Magazine. -. Judge Ben B. Lindsey, of the famous Denver Juvenile Court, said in the course of a recent address on charity; "Too many of us are inclined to think that, one misstep made, the bey is gone for good. Too many of us are like tho cowboy. "An itinerant preacher preached to a cowboy audience on the "Prodigal Soi." He described the foolish prodigal's " ex travagance and dissipation; he described his penury and his husk-eating with the swine in the sty; he described his return, his father's loving welcome, the rejoic ing, and the preparation of the fatted calf. "The preacher in his discburse noticed a cowboy staring at him very hard. He thought he had made a convert, aol. addressing the cowboy personally, ha said from the pulpit: " 'My dear friend, what would you have done if you had had a prodigal son re turning home like that?" "'Me?' said the cowboy, promptly and fiercely. 'I'd have shot the boy and raised the calf.' "Detroit Free Press. Two Novel Motor Cars. London Globe. A motor car designed and owned by a gentleman of Calcutta has over the usual bonnet the enormous figure of a swan, the eyes of which are composed of prism lenses, which are lit up at night by electricity. The beak Is made so that the exhaust can be sent through It, causing a noise like the hiss of a swan. Met on a dark night, it is liable to cause as much fright among quiet-going people as a Canadian dummy horsecar which was exhibited some time ago. The dummy horse was fixed to the front of the car, the horn being attached to the dummy's mouth, while at night the eyes were lit up. a pair of brilliant green and red orbs glaring at passing vehi cles. T 1 . Reflections of a Bachelor.. i .Chicago News. To youth consequences are. Just luck. A girl will do anything for sentiment nothlne for sense. It's a poor financial rule that won't work everybody in every possible way. A man who subscribes to a campaign fund expects you to speak of him as a polIUcal "C' reason a girl didn't get engage to some other man than the one she did U he dldi.'t happen to be around at the right time. In the Magazine Section of The Sunday Oregonian UNIVERSITY OF OREGON; AN APPRECIATION . This is by a newcomer, serious as well as humorous, who tells how 'Lish Applegate Saved the University for Eugene. SEEING AMERICA FIRST, BY HASHIMURA TOGO The Japanese Schoolboy's per sonally conducted tours take our 300,000 readers to the Chicago stockyards. FIRST CROPJDF WEALTHY AVIATORS Millionaires who own and op erate flying machines springing up all over the country. LAUNDERING THE NATION'S PAPER MONEY A trip through Uncle Sam's brand-new plant, which cleanses and. reissues dirty greenbacks. TWO OLD CASTLES OF THE NORTH OF IRELAND Annie Laura Miller allows her imagination full play on noted an cient structures. ORDER EARLY FROM YOUR NEWSDEALER I