10 TIIR- 3IORXIXG OREGOXIAX. SATURDAY, JUNE 11, 1910. PORTMXD, OREGON. Entered at Portland, Oregon, Postofflce as Second-Class Matter. Subscription Kates Inviiriubiy in Advance. tBI MAIL,. Tally, Sunday Included, one year. ...... .$8.00 Iaily, Sunday included, six months Xiaily. Sunday included, three months... ii."3 3-laily, Sunday Included, one month -T5 UalJy, without Sunday, one year COO Iuiiy. -without Sunday, six months 3. - J-alIy, u-lthout Sunday, three months.... 1.75 Dally, without Sunday, one month . -6o "Weekly, one year 1-50 Sunday, one year 2.50 Sunday and weekly, on year.. ...... 3.50 (By Carrier). Xally, Sunday included, one year....... 9.00 2aiiy. Sunday Included, one month 75 How to JU-nilt Send Postofflce money or der, express order or personal check on your local bank. Stamps, coin or currency are at the lender's risk. Give postofflce address in lull, including county and state. 'Posture Kates 10 to 14 pages, 1 cent; 16 to 2& pages, 2 cents; 30 to 40 pages, 3 cents; 40 to tw pages, 4 cents. Foreign postage double rate. i.aMeru Business Office Th; S C. Beck with Special Agency New York, rooms 48 CO Tribune building. Chicago, rooms 510 C12 Tribune building. JOKILASD, SATIBDAY, JUNE 11. 1910- THE POSTAL BASKS BIXJ The postal savings banks bill. In the form which the House of Representa tives has preferred, contains nothing which need frighten the bankers or any other class of intelligent men. The limitation of deposits to $100 a month and $500 in all insures that only peo ple of very moderate means will pat ronize the new banks in ordinary times. In panicky seasons others will resort to them, and will even devise tricks of one sort and another to com pel the Government to take charge of their money; but this is not to be de plored. Such persons always draw their money out of the commercial Ibanks at the first sign of peril and as a rule they hide it away. By all means, therefore, let them put it Into the postal banks and it will thus find its way back into circulation where during incipient panics it is much needed. It is an excellent feature of the bill which permits depositors in the postal banks to buy Government bonds of email denominations. This is evident ly intended to encourage thrift a the came time that it prevents the accu mulation of too, much cash in the ihands of the officials. "When a de positor has reached the $500 limit, as we understand the provision, he can buy a bond and begin all over again. The bond will be a better invest ment than the deposit, since it draws Interest at the rate of one-quarter of one per cent higher, and the bill has arranged for the issue of denomina tions as low as $20. This is admir able. Anything which encourages sys tematic thrift among the poor is worthy of praise. Anything which tends to make the National debt a medium for popular investment is also to be upheld. Even if this should lead to the retirement of bonds of large denominations and the ultimate conversion of a considerable fraction of the National debt into a popular loan everybody ought to rejoice. The lact that the National bankers would thus be helped to get rid of their un profitable holdings in Federal securi ties need not worry us. Their good fortune would not harm anybody. Sensible people do not wish to abate the prosperity of the National banks, but they do very much desire to see savings institutions provided for the great public. There is also a good deal to be said in favor of the provision which per mits the Federal . Treasury to invest 30 per cent of the savings deposits in Government bonds whenever it seems advisable. Of course a dishonest Sec retary of the Treasury might avail himself of this permission to further the schemes of Wall Street speculators, tout we must go on the supposition that our high officials will not be dis honest. A country which tries to euard at every point against all possi ble misdeeds of its servantssawlll end toy taking from them all power to act for the public good. A servant to be useful -must be trusted. The proper course is to take care that he is worthy of confidence before putting him into office. The authority to invest 30 per cent of the deposits in bonds will Bometime or other prove of the high est utility In protecting the credit of the Government and that was prob nbly the real reason for inserting it. Those who perceive "jokers" every where will of course Interpret it as a nefarious concession to Wall Street, Ibut they are not always correct in their suspicions. Kven th mot Pimistic of us must give Congress credit for a little intelligent patriotism The wail that the bill wrongs the commercial hanks by requiring them to give security for the mo-nev which Js transferred to them from the postal deposits is not worth much attention. The first requisite for a depositary of savings is security. Everything else Is subordinate to this. It ought to be unequlvocably certain that a person iwho puts money into the postofflce can get it out again, and to this end cither the Government must make Rood all losses accruing from failures of the banks of transfer or else the Ibanks themselves must make it good There is no escape from this alterna tive. We do not apprehend that many will contend that the Government ought to make good the defections of -the banks. Hence it f ollowsjiretty con clusively that they ought to give secur ity for the money they receive from the postofflce. since this sum will amount to 65 per cent of all the de posits they have not much reason to complain. As a matter of fact most intelligent bankers see the postal banks in a very different light from that which illuminated .them a few months ago. ,TKSMITT10N IKStRIBKO. The,New York World has at last published a full description of Dr. F W. Lange's process of transmuting base metals into silver. That is, the description Is "fuU" in the sense that It gives all the unimportant details of the trick and omits the crucial secret If there is one. The reader will recall" that it was while he was watching tr Lance's wonderful operations that the Infirm Charles C. Dickinson lost his life. Certain noxious vapors were emitted which he inhaled. One gath ers from the new account that Dr. Lange places eight -ounces of silver iri a crucible with about eight ounces of fcaser substances. When he has fired the mixture well a pound of silver comes out. The.re seems at first glance to be no doubt, or not much, that the product is real silver, but there is a good deal of mystery about the "base" substances which he i uts into the crucible. What are they? The re porter describes them as grayish pow ders and so on, but there Is nothing to show that they are not salts of silver r hich sufficient heat would reduce to the metal. Until much clearer descriptions of the process are available, the ordinary person of scientific habits of thought will insist that, if Dr. Lange gets a pound of silver out of his crucible, he must first have put a pound of ilver into it. But there is some suspicion, however slight, that he does not get a pound of silver. It may possibly be something else. If the substance were really silver, the excellent doctor could begin with eight ounces, transmute it into sixteen, that sixteen Into thirty two, and so on until he had converted the greater part of the earth into sil ver. But he cannot do anything of the kind. His manufactured silver cannot be used as the basis of the transmutation. He has to begin each time with silver from the mines. ' Does not this fact settle the ques tion whether he has discovered trans mutation or not? If his product were silver it would have the properties of silver, whereas it lacks the most won derful of all, that of being able to dou ble its weight by transmuting base metals. AVe all love the marvelous, but prudence warns us to wait a little before believing that the great secret of alchemy has yet been discovered. STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. Associated Press dispatches from St. Louis say that "the house of delegates of the American Medical Association today began an Investigation into a report that last night a woman danced with a little raiment before members of the section of surgery." The ne cessity for an "investigation" of a matter of this kind is not fully ex plained in the news dispatches, and the great American public will wait with bated breath for further partic ulars. How would It be possible for these assembled medicos to examine the workings of the muscles in action, if the aforesaid muscles were covered with more- than "a little raiment" ? It would, of course, have been a grievous offense for any other than a medical man, even In the interest of science, to view this interesting scientific specta cle, but we all know that the good doc tor, like the father confessor, must be trusted with secrets which cannot properly become the property of ordi nary mortals. , In the interest of the profession, however, it would seem that the op portunities for study of this kind should not be limited to any particular set of members. Yet the news Item regarding the St. Louis dance leads one to believe that this anatomical close-range study of the human form divino was confined to a select few "members of the section of surgery." If such is the case, and if it be proven that this valuable and interesting sci entific exhibition waa held without be ing "tipped off" to the rest of the vis iting doctors, the matter becomes a serious breach of etiquette. We trust that the investigation will be so thorough and complete that the next time the surgery sectiop makes any close-range professional observa tions of a scantily-attired female, due opportunity will be j given the mem bers of the house of delegates to Im prove their knowledge of the subject, in the interest of which the observa tion 4s made. ON DANGEROUS GROUND. "After we were taught this lesson, we let the enemy alone and went back to our position a little wiser," says a Seattle boy who is fighting with the Nicaraguan insurgents. Perhaps it would have been better for the United States if a number of these wander ing American boys had "let the enemy' alone" instead of jumping into a fam ily row in which they were not con cerned and where their presence could hardly fail to cause trouble. Already much resentment has been stirred up over the execution of the Americans Groce and Cannon, and now there is more anxiety lest the Nicaraguan gov ernment execute Pittman, the Ameri can who aided the revolutionists in their attempt .to blow up the govern ment troops with mmes. It was conclusively proven by the letters of the doomed men themselves that Groce and Cannon had earned the fate that overtook them. Thus far it has not been proven that Pittman has not courted a similar fate. The United States can hardly afford to take up the quarrels and adventures of every sol dier of fortune who sees fit to mix up in a Latin-American revolution. If a policy of this kind should be followed very far, we would soon have more trouble on hand than could be settled with ease. Had the United States early in the present trouble deter mined to attend to its own business and disclaim responsibility for the wandering adventurers who have but little respect for law and order, either at home or abroad, it is highly proba ble that there would have been an end to the conflict many months ago. There seems to be a sufficient num ber of Americans engaged with the revolutionists to encourage" the ene mies of the Nicaraguan government in the belief that this country is will ing to favor the cause of the revolu tionists. Naturally, with the prospect even of the moral support- of the United States, the revolutionists would hang on longer and fight harder than they would if such assistance were to be firmly denied them. CONSERVATION CENTRALIZATION. Some persons decry r executive en croachment and centralization of'gov. ernmental power, yet applaud so called conservation, wherein the exep utive seizes large and illegal powers and the National Government invades state government as to control of lands and streams. One of the es teemed individuals, that are thus queerly inconsistent, - is the Boise (Idaho) Statesman. The broad land Is full of such individuals, many of them Democrats, who roar loudly as. their forbears have done more than a cen tury, against centralization, yet who boost conservation centralization. No policy ever undertaken ty the general Government carries so many oppor tunities for subjection and elimination of the authority of the people's state governments. On one day the Boise Statesman praised the President's illegal policy of great land withdrawals: on the rrext day it lamented the danrTous en croachment of the executive power upon the legislative. Congress has or dained in what manner the public domain shall be administered; one of the most important details is that of homestead settlement. But in defi ance of the laws of Congress the exec utive issues mandates whic". take precedence over them: and now the executive asks Congress for a validat ing enactment. The executive also seeks sanction for its invasion of state authority over water powers. So fren zied is the public mind in the East that Congress will comply with the wish of the executive. But here is a scheme of executive encroachment upon Congress and state government that . would make Jeffersonian statesmen turn over in their graves, could they see and hear. It violates the most sanctified doc trine of the. Democratic party, yet scions of that party applaud. It causes the Nation to depart from its most revered landmarks, yet patriots approve. Reasonable conservation is justified, even to a high degree of "executive encroachment." But the inevitable has happened; the encroachment has reached absurd and irrational degree. People of the East do not under stand conservation. They betray their lack of understanding in many ways, one of which is their ignorance bf ex ecutive encroachment in conservation. THE PRIMARIES IX IOWA. Republican primaries in Iowa were hard-fought in four Congressional dis tricts, but they show no upheaval in the Republican party over regular and insurgent controversies. Yet the rivalries bode ill for Republican suc cess at the1 polls in the election; these primary feuds have a habit of Invad ing subsequent elections with hateful vengeance arid of turning "get-even" votes to candidates of the opposing party. That is the kind of upheaval that may be looked for in Iowa. It has been enacted in Oregon many times. Despite strenuous efforts of Senator Cummins and other insurgent leaders to defeat them, two regular Congress men were renominated, C. A. Kennedy, First District, and ' Walter I. Smith, Ninth District. These men won by substantial majorities. ' Another center of conflict was the Eighth District, where Towner, regular, also was vic torious. In one other hardrfought dis trict, Hull, regular, was defeated by Prouty, insurgent. In the remaining seven of Iowa's eleven Congressional Districts there was little or no con test against insurgents. Six of the winning seven are already members of Congress. ' It thus appears that out of Iowa's eleven Republican nominees, eight are insurgents and three are regulars. Six of the insurgent eight were renomi nated, one was unopposed by regulars and one defeated the regular candi date. On the other hand, each of the three regulars defeated the insurgents by big leads. In a state whose Repub lican party is vaunted as almost unan imously insurgent, facts do not appear to justify insurgent claims. But if in surgents mean that this bitter strife will give Iowa seats in Congress to Democrats, that is another matter and quite possible. At present Iowa has only one Democratic Representative. Moreover, Governor Carroll, regular, is renominated for that office over Garst, the insurgent-Cummins can didate. There can be no real satisfaction for either Republican faction in Iowa. Neither has achieved big victory over the other, bat regulars have beaten insurgents in the recent primaries oftener than insurgents have beaten regulars. It is more important to study the effect of this conflict in the coming election. It means gains and probably victories for Democrats. That is why Democrats applaud the strife and egg on the insurgent politicians. Meanwhile, all the arguments used by insurgents are arguments for Demo cratic success. I REAL. ESTATE VALUES. Portland' is not the only city 'that has profited by the building of the North Bank line, for Vancouver, Wash., , in real estate values and gen eral activity is now showing the greatest prosperity it has ever known. The old Hudson's Bay people who hung around rather close to the fort to avoid possible trouble with the In dians in their wildest dreams could hardly have Imagined that a 50x100- foot lot, located almost on the ground where the old fort and stockade stood would ever sell for $10,000. This fig ure, however, was paid for a single lot on Seventh street in the Clark County metropolis this week. The increase in values in Vancouver is in no way dis proportionate with that which is tak ing place In Portland and in nearly every city and town .tributary to this city. Many people, becoming unduly pes simistic at this- rapid growth, are in clined to express misgivings regarding its permanency and stability, but as yet there Is no evidence of excessive prices for real estate in Vancouver, Portland or any of the other prosperous cities In the Columbia basin. Portland's real estate values have- mounted upw'ards because of the steady stream of people who have been pouring into this city for the past five years. These people all find employment or engage in busi ness here, and as they increase in numbers there is a corresponding in crease in the demand for property on which they can do business, or for use for residence purposes. Ten years ago the Vancouver lot which sold this week would have been regarded as high priced at less than half the figure it now commands. The price then, as now, however, was regulated by supply and demand and that is the only true system for determining -values. So long as the demands of business warrant the pay ment of such prices no unhealthy "boom" signs will appear. The build ing of th North Bank road from Pu- get Sound to. the Columbia River has shifted a big trade from the east of the mountain region, and both Port land and the surrounding cities and towns will in the near future show still greater growth than is now re flected in real estate values, bank clearings, etc. AN EXCEPTIONAL TIO. The enraged hog which turned upon Mr. Norwood at Harrisburg and bit him severely could not have been men tallv verv much like the rest of the drove he -was taking to market. Ac cording to John Burroughs, it is not correct to speak of one animal being mentally like or unlike another, since in his opinion they have no minds and never think. Mr. Burroughs and, following him, Mr. Roosevelt also, have reverted to something very much like the old Cartesian theory that ani mals were mere automata which were incapable of thought and insensible to pain and pleasure. Professor James adopted a similar view from Henri Bfrgson. It is in fact becoming pretty popular, and if it should ever prevail it would put a stop to the work of the societies for preventing cruelty to animals. If they cannot feel pain and pleasure of course it makes no difference how badly they are treated any more than though they were stocks and stones. Occasionally, however, something happens, like Mr. Norwood's adven ture, to discredit this theory which is so comfortable to men who wish to beat their horses and starve their cat tle. If the brutes were incapable of thought and feeling they would all act precisely alike in a given emer gency. One stick of wood does exact ly what another does in identical cir cumstances, and it must be admitted that the same is true of animals as a rule. But it is not always true. All of Air. Norwood's pigs but one went quietly along the road which led to market and the slaughter-house. One rebelled. There may have been twenty in the drove. This would make the proportion of rebels among pigs something like one in a score. Is it any larger among men? Do we not find that fully nineteen human beings out of twenty wilUfollow the example which is set for them and submit to whatever happens? Henri Bergson 'holJs' that there is no essential difference between in stinct and intelligence, both having a common substratum and being capable of .passing into each other. In that case we really ought to expect to meet with a pig now and then which had developed a mind even if all his fel lows were mere automata. Of all the -fools, when it comes to matrimony, the American men and women of hereditary wealth easily take the lead. Here, now, is Alfred tj. vanaerDiit, unmindful of the ex perience of sundry of his millionaire contemporaries, dangling after an actress and bestowing upon her with out stint, in rare flowers and- jewels, the wealth that is his share- of the fortune founded by old Cornelius Vanderbilt and his thrifty wife in the ferry and boarding-house business. While it is not probable that the ad vice of some of the sons of Jay Gould would be worth a farthing upon any other subject, they surely are compe tent to' give some points worth while on this subject. However, men of this type are f not scrupulous when it comes to shifting matrimonial bonds, nor are certain actresses supersensi tive In such matters. Since children are seldom born of such marriages, they are not so very mischievous after all. They are not taken seriously enough, either by the public or the participants to constitute a mockery to the sacred institution upon which homes and families are founded. Complaint is heard from Astoria over the failure of the railroads to make a special carnival rate from that point i to Portland. The" people of Portland who provided the big show have had very good support from Astoria, and other down-river towns, and would regret very much if the failure of the roads to quote special rates had caused others to refrain from visiting the carnival. -On the rate question, however, it would seem that the railroad contention is well founded. The maximum passenger rate to Astoria is but 2 cents per mile, and special five-trip tickets good for an entire year reduce this rate to 1 cents per mile. From Portland to Seaside and return the five-trip tickets are obtainable at 1 cents per mile. The cheapest railroad travel in the Pacific Northwest is over the 120-mile stretch between this city and the beach. Latest reports from the Iditarod country say that the news reaching the outside world regarding the richness of the district has been very much over-colored. Some golJ has been found on five small creeks, but the total amount thus far reported does not reach $100,000 in value. This lat est report is in keeping with the aver age Alaskan mining story which drifts out each Spring, in time to fill the steamers with' passengers and freight for the new Eldorado. There are un doubtedly some excellent mining dis tricts still unprospected in Alaska, and the country may again surprise the world with some of the discoveries. The experience of many years, how ever, will cause the initiated to take these early Alaskan stories with the customary grain of salt. The British steamship Knight of the Garter will steam out of Portland Har bor this morning with the largest cargo of lumber ever floated. The big freighter has aboard 5,000,000 feet of the great staple that has made Oregon famous. No other port on earth ever dispatched a cargo that came within 900,000 feet of equaling that which has just been loaded in this city. While the cargo of the Knight of the Garter is the largest ever shipped from any port, this city also has the record for a greater number of big lumher car goes than have been shipped from any port. The record cargo is bound for China, and it would have required five of the average-size lumber droghers of twenty years ago to transport it. The death of Charlotte Odell Al derman, at her home near Dayton, Or., a few days ago, records the pass ing of a woman honored in all wom anly ways throughout her day and generation. A pioneer of 1853, a res ident for more than half fa centurof Yamhill County, a kind neighbor, given to hospitality, a. helpful wife, a devoted mother this is her eulogy. One local market received this week from Petaluma. Cal., 200 dozen Spring chickens. At that, the supply did not equal the demand. And yet you will hear folk saying there is danger of overproduction in the poultry yards of Oregon. Nearly every Democratic Congress man voted against the postal savings bank bill. Can the oldest subscriber remember when the" party was ever right on any financial proposition? Congressman Harrison, of New York, seems to be the sort of a man who delights publicly to rub the spot that received the Impact of a heavy boet. Japanese and British intriguers for a Nicaraguan canal . will run up against a sign reading In vigorous American, "Hands off!" As Festival week is for all people, yesterday's weather was in the interest of the ice man. . . Dr. Roller could not take t:.e kinks out of the Polish wrestler. His name is Zybszsko. Roosevelt slipped out of London, but the seismograph will record his ar rival. The judge is lost who hesitates in a Rose Festival award. EVILS OF HALF BAKED LAWS L 'Ren's Factory Grinds Out More and More Initiative- 11 nnibuK. Dallas Observer. One of the most objectionable features of the direct legislation system in Oregon is that it cumbers the statute books with IHy-considered. half-baked laws. Under the workings of this system, the people have no power to alter or amend a law, and it must be accepted just as it ema nates from the Oregon City factory, or else be rejected in its entirety. A pro posed law may contain much that is good and desirable, but connected with it may be found a few features which are unde sirable, if not wholly viciousi Under the initiative system, the people must either swallow the bad with the good, or reject the whole dose. Visitors are not admitted to the URen law factory. No one save the dozen or so members of the Progressive Power League knows what is being done there. These self-appointed guardians of the state meet in secret and prepare such laws and constitutional amendments as suit their peculiar'whims or fancies, and the first knowledge the voter has of their doings is when a bewildering number of still more bewildering raws are sprung upon him at the polls. No time is given for intelligent consideration or investiga tion. No voter not even the most astute lawyer could wade through such a con fusing mass and formulate any intelligent opinion on it in the few days intervening between the time he received sample copies of the proposed laws from the Secretary of State's office and the day of election. No one is called into counsel in the framing of these laws; no one is asked for suggestions or advice. U'Ren and his little band of collaborators and fellow-conspirators want no suggestions or advice from the people. They want nothing to interfere with their revolutionary-New Zealand-Swiss fads. U'Ren's method of getting his visionary theories enacted into laws reminds one of an old game we played in childhood days: "Open your mouth and shut your eyes, and I'll give you something to make you wise." , And right in this connection, attention might be called to one of the tricks of the U'Ren trade the preparation of catchy titles for measures submitted to the people. The attractive title is always the sugar coating on the U'Ren pill. Take, for instance, the so-called "Corrupt Prac tices" act. With all due respect to the intelligence of the Oregon voter, the Ob server feels safe in saying that not one man in a hundred was familiar with the provisions of this bill when he voted for it. The voter saw something about an "act to prevent corrupt practices in elec tions." That was enough for' him. He wanted elections to be .as free from cor ruption. His possible, and here was an op portunity to aid in the cause of better and cleaner government. Without troub ling himself to find out what might be contained in the body of the bill, he merely read the catchy and high-sounding title, voted "yes," and went home with the consciousness of a duty well performed little dreaming that he cast his ballot for a miserable, dirty graft on every future candidate for office, and on the treasury of Oregon as well. Great is humbuggery in general, and greater still that peculiar form of hum buggery known in Oregon as U'Renism! GOVERNMENT TELEGRAPH LOSSES. Great Britain Draws on Taxpayers to Meet Heavy Deficit. New York. Tribune. The fact that about two years hence the British postofflce is to take over and nationalize the entire telephone system of the United Kingdom makes both pertinent and profitable a review of the results which have been at tained in 40 years of a government monopoly of the telegraph system. When the British telegraphs were na tionalized, in 1870, it was confidently estimated that the service would not only be self-supporting, but would rap idly provide a sinking fund for the repayment of the capital required for the purchase of the private companies, and it was upon the strength of such assurances that Parliament was per suaded to undertake the experiment. The 40 years of government owner ship and operation show, however, a total deficit of nearly $87,500,000. for interest, for capital expenditures, and for excess cost of operation over re ceipts. ' In other words, more than $2,000,000 a year has been taken from the pockets of the taxpayers to pay for the luxury of a state-owned and oper ated telegraph system. At present the deficit Is more than $4,200,000 a year. Interest on the investment Is paid out of the consolidated fund, but even thus the postofflce is unable to make the telegraphs pay expenses. The reason for this unsatisfactory showing Is chiefly the unprogressive and extravagant method of conducting business under government control. There have been vast improvements in telegraphic machinery in recent years, simplifying and cheapening the work of transmitting messages, yet today it costs the government considerably more to send a message than it did 25 years ago. Of course, it may be argued that it was not necessary for the government thus to increase ex penses out of all proportion to the increase of business, and that th gov ernment ought to avail itself of every improvement that is invented. But there is a difference between what ought to be and what is. At the present time the government owns and operates some telephone sys tems and a private corporation others. The gross revenue per cent on the pri vate lines is 19.9 and on the public only 14.4. The percentage of expenses to reve nue is only f57.5 on the former, while It is nothing less than 74.6 on the latter. The percentage of net revenue on. capital is 8.4 in the former case and only 3.6 in the latter. With this example, it is not surprising that many Englishmen are wondering if the complete state absorp tion of the telephones year after year will not prove to be the assumption of another burden by the weary Titan. Reflections of a Bachelor. New York Press. What we call temperament in our friends we call cussedness in other peo. Pie. Happiness is a spiritual gift from heaven; pleasure is an earthly com modity you buy. A man who can keep on making love to his wife can starve her to death and she'll never realize it. There are thousands of ways in the world to make money unless you hap pen to try one of them. What a woman can't understand about a bank is why It's so much fussier about her owing it than a millinery shop is. Certain Democrats Not to Be Trusted. Dallas, Tex.. News. Senator Lorimer must be coming rap idly to the conclusion that no Repub lican Senator can trust a Democrat even after he is brought and paid for. Pulpit Impossibility. Dallas. Tex., News. It is practically impossible for any preacher to 'deliver a sermon that pleases the kind of man whose wife brought him to church. The Consumer's Need. Washington Post. No ultimate consumer needs a calori meter to ascertain the value of edibles. The cash register will do. ASSEMBLY AN AID TO PRIMARY A Needed Auxiliary for Naming 0,aall tied and Worthy Citizens." Grants Pass Observer. The tendency of the primary law as it has been operated in Oregon is to destroy political parties. But it is am ply certain that that was not contem plated by the compilers of that law. The opening sentences of the preamble to the act are as follows: , Under our form of (rovernment . political parties are useful and necessary at the pres ent time. It Is necessary for the public welfare and safety that every practical guar anty shall be provided by law to assure the people generally as well as the members of the several parties that, political parties shall be fairly, freely and honestly con ducted, in appearance as well as in fact. It is clear, then, that the primary law provides for party government. All the provisions of the law bear this out. In regard to the manner of nam ing candidates under the act. the pre amble continues: The method of naming candidates for elective public office by political parties and voluntary political organizations is the best plan yet found for placing before the people the names of quallned and worthy citizens from whom the electors may chose the of ficers of our Government. Thus the primary law was designed to uphold representative government and to provide for the selection by po litical parties, or private gatherings, of "qualified and worthy citizens" whose names should be submitted to the voters for them to choose the offi cers of government. Now that is ex actly what the Republican party la seeking to do by holding assemblies in county and state. There are two ob jects in these assemblies: One Is to maintain the Republican party; the other is to name desirable persons for the voters to choose from. Clearly this is In direct line with the Intention of the primary law. Most Republicans of average intelli gence will agree that the holding of a state assembly for the selection of good men from whom the voters can choose the state officers is altogether desirable. In the past the voters have elected inferior men to office, in one case a rascal to high place, because they had no acquaintance with the candidates they were voting for, and nothing to guide them to a right de cision between candidates. The Re publican state assembly alms to sup ply this guide by recommending the best available men for state offices. The voters do the rest. In regard to county assemblies, their purpose is to select delegates to at tend the state assembly. These dele gates will be representative of their respective counties in the selection of desirable men to be recommended to the voters for nomination and election as state officers. It is not a part of the business of county assemblies to recommend persons for county offices. It is assumed that the voters are suf ficiently familiar with local candidates to have a perfect understanding of their merits. Nevertheless, if a ma jority of a county assembly should be in favor of recommending county offi cials, they could do so, though it is not likely that action will be taken in many instances. Advantage of Concrete Work. T. A. Wiley in Cassier's Magazine.' Within the past few years the neces sity of concrete for underground and submarine projects has been demon strated beyond question. It is believed by experts of National reputation that the achievement, f Jr such It was, of tunneling the Hudson River would not have 'been successful without the use of this material, as no construction of stone, brick or metal would have served the purpose, owing to the formation of the bottom of the river and other con ditions. The same is true of the East River tunnels connecting New York and Brooklyn, but in other parts of the United States we also find works of interest which are interesting illustra tions of what the engineer has done with this material, as, for example, the tunnel which brings water into the city of Chicago for domestic, purposes from Lake Michigan. This conduit of steel and concrete rests upon a soft sand bottom, and is carried out to such a point in the lake thati continual sup ply of clear water is Insured. In the West another project of interest Is the connection of Canada and the United States by the tunnel under the Detroit River, in wljich concrete was absolutely necessary. Dreams of ' Genius. London Chronicle. An Interesting book might be writ ten on the subject of the dreams of genius. Stevenson maintained that much of his work was only partially original. His collaborators were the "Brownies," who ran riot through his brain during the hours of sleep. He Instances the case of "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde." "I had long been trying to write a story on this subject," he writes, "to find a body, a vehicle, for that strong sense of jnan's double be ing which must at times come in upon and overwhelm the mind of every thinking creature. . . . For two days I went about racking 'my brains for a plot of any sort; and on the sec ond night I dreamed the scene at the window, and a scene afterward split in two, in which Hyde, pursued for some crime, took the powder and underwent the change in the presence of his pur suers. All the rest was made awake, and consciously, although 1 think I can trace In much of it the manner of my Brownies." Deserved the Verdict. Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Attorney for the Defense Have you any proof that the defendant wanted to marry you? The Plaintiff He asked me. The Attorney Asked you what? The Plaintiff Asked me if I could make an old-fashioned shortcake. I told him I could, an' he said if he ever married again he would marry a woman who could make an old-fashioned shortcake. The Attorney What else? The Plaintiff He came to my house and ate strawberry shortcake 25 times, an' when I told him the supply of good berries was gone he said th' last short cake I gave him wasn't as old-fashioned as it ought to be, an' I didn't see him again until I started this case. The Judge No further testimony is necessary. The court awards the plaintiff the full amount claimed. Mr. Taft on Lawyers, Kansas City Times. - Mr. Taft is a lawyer. When he takes his pen in hand to assail the adminis tration of law in America, he writes us one having authority. So, then, gentlemen of the legal pro fession can hardly evade the Presi dent's censures with that pitying re gard for ignorance with which they are wont to squelch the aspersions of laymen. Judge Taft knows as much about "Coke Upon Littleton" as the next one. Being thus thoroughly informed about, things as they were in the six teenth and seventeenth centuries, he must be accepted by the lawyers as a competent critic. And Mr. Taft says that the way the lawyers have balled up Justice Is a cautidn! Makes l'p In Speed. Philadelphia Inquirer. Someone says a dollar will go half as far as It once did. Perhaps, but what it lacks In staying qualities it makes up in speed. Most of 'Em as Press Agents. Chicago Journal. The army of unemployed has apparently ceased to exist, having gone to work in Jim Jeffries' training camp. LIFE'S SUNNY SIDE Senator Theodore E. Burton, of Ohio, who is a bachelor and has never been ensnared by the wiles of women, tells a story of a young lady and a Judge of his acquaintance. The former was a witness In the latter's court. The prose cuting attorney had repeatedly put to her questions which she persistently evaded under the plea that she did nnt comprehend his meaning. Whereupon his nt.uur unuertooK xo bring out the proper responses. Leaning over he said in a kindly and fatherly manner: "Young woman, why Is it that you insist on re fusing to understand the questions of counsel? You are a person of charm, grace, beauty and more than average Intelligence, and " "Thank you. your honor," interrupted the young woman, "if it were not for the fact. Judge, that I am under oath I would return the compliment." Na tional Monthly. "Well." asked St. Peter, "what fcsve you ever done that makes you think you ought to be admitted here?" "Let me see." the applicant replied, trying to think. "Now that you ask me. I really don't recall anything tfcat gives me much of a claim to admittance here, and that's a fact. I can say. however, that I've never been a wicked man. I never deliberately did any one on earth a great wrong." "That is merely negative goodness. We have a separate heaven for people whose sole claim Is that they never did anything wrong. They go in with the ones who were defective mentally the weaklings. Didn't you ever feed an orphan or comfort a widow?" rvo. I am compelled to tar that T never did. You see. I never came in per sonal contact with orphans who were nungry or widows who needed comfort ing." "Never caused a brutal driver to cease abusing a poor old horse?" -o. I saw a man try that once and what happened to him made me decide never to mix In." "Weir, didn't you . er assist any poor, struggling -young man who was worthy?" "No, really. I never did. Oh. by the way, once when I was goin home at night in an 'L' car a man who sat in the seat in front of me had on his shoulder a long brown hair. Without saying anything to him about it I picked the hair from his coat. I thought by his looks he was a married man, and " "Come on in. To the right for your harp and crown 1" Chicago Record Herald. . The inspector was examining Stan dard I. and all the class had been spe cially told beforehand by their master: "Don't answer unless you are almost certain your answer is correct." History was the subject. ' "Now. tell me," said the inspector, "who was the mother of our great Scot tish hero. Robert Bruce?" He pointed to the top boy, then round the class. There was no answer. Then at the last the heart of the teacher of that class leaped with joy. The boy who was standing at the very foot had held up his hand. "Well, my boy," said the inspector, encouragingly, "who was she?" "Please, sir, Mrs. Bruce." Dundee Advertiser. Father S was remarkable for his ready wit On one occasion, while trav eling on a steamboat, a well-known sharper, who wished to get into the priest's good graces, said: "Father, I should like very much to hear one of your sermons." "Well," said the clergyman, "you could have heard me last Sunday if you had been where you should have been." "Where was that, pray?" "In the county Jail." answered the bluff priest as he walked away. Tit Bits. An Improving Nation. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. One' need not be a churchman in order to realize that the census figures showing a greater proportionate in crease in church membership than in population Is a wholesome sign. Even the rabid freethinker cannot contest the Bfmple fact that the man who allies himself with a religious body and en deavors to conform to its rules finds himself thus constrained to observe the requirements of good citizenship. To be a good Christian, one must be a good citizen. This is an axiomatic truth and not to be debated. Therefore, be the point of view what it may, the rapid growth of the churches is to be regarded with satisfaction. Herein we have irrefragable evidence of an ad vancing tendency toward good order and right living and this means that the republic as a whole grows better with the advancing years. Preparing- for Auto Road. Kelso Kelsonian. It is possible that the trip of the Seattle auto enthusiasts to the Rose Festival at Portland this week will result In a move ment for a better road along the main north and south highway through the state. In fact, such a movement has al ready commenced, and the auto clubs are preparing to aid in the fight for the con struction of the projected state road. As far as Cowlitz County Is concerned, this Is all right. We need the state road, and we would like to see it built immediately. It would mean a great deal in the build ing up of this section of the country, which has so long been held back by poor roads. REVIEW OF ROSE FESTIVAL WEEK Additional to all the world's news and the various features which appeal to its quarter of a million readers, THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN - tomorrow will have several pages of text and illustration relating: to the June Rose Festival which closes tonight. There will be nearly a page each of pictures of DECORATED AUTOMOBILES SPIRIT OF THE GOLDEN WEST roses in the show at the Armory, together with prizewinners in the parades and other distinctive fea tures of the festival. Just the thing to SEND TO DISTANT FRIENDS While the edition is very large, it will be the part of wisdom to ORDER COPIES FROM NEWSDEALERS TODAY