-TIIE-IORNING OREGONIA?f;-rTHl?RSlAY, ".JANUARY 20,-4 9 1 0, POKTLAXD, OBEGOS. Entered at Portland, Oregon, Postofltce as Fecond-dsss Matter. Subscription Rates Invariably Advance.. (By Mail ) Dally, Sunday Included, one year $8 00 rally, Funday Included, six months 4.45 ra.lly. Sunday Included, three months. . 2.25 Dally, Sunday included, one month iS Dally, without Sunday, one year 6 Oo Dally, without Sunday, six months Daily, without Sunday, three months... 1.75 Dally, without Sunday, one month -!0 Weekly, one year o'.rt Sunday, one year 2 Sunday and weekly, one year 3.50 (Br Carrier.) Dally. Sunday Included, one year. ...... 9.00 Daily, Sunday included, one month 75 How to Remit Send Postofflce money order, express order or personal check on your local bank. Stamps, coin or currency are at the sender- risk. Give postolTlee ad dress in full. Including county and state. Postage Rates 10 to 14 pages. 1 cent; 16 te 2S panes, 2 cents; 30 to 40 pages, 3 cents; 40 to b0 pages, 4 -cents. Foreign postage double rate. K tern Bulnfm Office The S. C. Beck wlth Special Agency New York, rooms 4S 60 Tribune building- Chicago, rooms 510-512 Trubune building. PORTLAJTD, THURSDAY, JAN. SO, 1910. THE TIVAIIDI.E ABOTT PRICES. There is amusement In Congress. The calamity of high prices Is under debate In that body. A few years ago It -was the calamity of low prices that worried the minority members. Now it la the calamity of high prices that worries them. They have now the same Job lot of Indignant elo quence against high prices to draw from for dally use that they had then for use against low prices; and "'the maladministration of the Republican party" as Fitzgerald, of New York, one of Tammany's men, expresses it Is the cause now of the disorder, as It was then. The same cause, it seems, produces the most opposite effects. Of course, all Intelligent persons know that economic conditions are In perpetual flux; certainly never station ary luring long periods. "The human element" in these movements Is the chief cause of the fluctuations. For the human view of things never can be fixed or stationary; and changing atti tudes of mind from one time to another are the main cause of changing condi tions in economic life. Rise and fall of prices is produced legitimately, in some degree, by less or greater supply, but the main cause of rise or fall of prices on a great scale is the move ment of what men call the speculative spirit, which is subject to periods of elation and depression, and like the valor of Bob Acres, "comes and goes." There is equal abundance of food, clothing and all necessaries of life now, when ' prices are high, as some years ago, when prices were low. The causes of the change are very complex, and opinions about the causes, one way or another, are of exceedingly small value. The fact is, the human spirit is unfathomable. It is, however, easier to discover why prices were abnormally low fifteen years ago than why they are unusually high now; for credit was destroyed by the silver agitation fifteen years ago, and most business is done on credit; and since credit and money must be Interchange able, the stock of money was as small as credit was low. Hence prices were low. But now credit la fully estab lished, on he gold standard; there is increasing supply of gold; money Is seeking investment and turning to new enterprises; real estate is rising high . In values, and there Is a general move ment forward In an immense number and variety of industries. Prosperity brings high prices; yet prosperity Itself is largely -a- product of the -forces of human imagination. But who would prefer an era of low prices to an era of high priced? Would you rather have the conditions -of -the present time, with wheat at $1.15 to $1.20, or those of some years ago, when wheat sold at 30 cents a bushel, with corresponding depression of everything else? The consumers then, in truth, had the advantage of low prices, but nothing to buy with; for neither work nor wages nor credit ' was to be had, nor sale for real estate or anything else. The consumer, out of luck, had to pinch and scratch to live, quite as much as the producer, or more. Even consumers. If they will reflect, will hardly want such era of low prices again. Partisan speeches In Congress on high prices are useless, but probably as harmless a way of spending its time as that body is likely to employ. If prices- were low, declamation would launch Its thunderbolts . as fiercely against low prices: Perhaps as little mischief as Congress can do ;s to spend its days In twaddle of this de scription. APPI.ES IN THE HOME MARKET. The farmers of Eastern Multnomah have begun in earnest the task of rid ding their orchard trees of San Jose scale and other pests that in late years have fastened upon them and rendered their fruit unsightly and not up to the standard established by com mercial orchardists, though much of it Is of good size and fine coloring. To this end they are spraying and prun ing their trees and destroying those that are hopelessly diseased. This means that the criticism applied to the apples and Pears that were shown at the Grangers' Fair at Gresham last Fall will not follow the exhibit to be made at the same place the coming Fail. . . There Is no finer orchard land in the state (which is saying that there is none anywhere) than is found In the foothills and valleys of Multnomah and Clackamas Counties. All that is necessary to produce shipping fruit and show fruit and fruit for the local market that will stand the most critic cal test, is the application of . modern methods, intelligently, industriously and untiringly to the fruit industry.1 ' What Is wanted . in. this .market in the way of apples is clean." shapely, medium-sized fruit that will net the grower $1 a box.- We want -some show boxes, of course, enough to sup ply men of families who are able to pay fancy prices. But ' for the laboring people and those of small means an abundance of good apples at a reasonable price Is required. Farmers of Eastern Multnomah and Northeastern Clackamas are giving such attention to their orchards as will Insure this result. There need be no fear of overproduction as long as there is a multitude of thrifty working men who are able and will ing to pay $1 or $1.50 a box for ap ples for family consumption, yet who cannot find a supply for this modest demand in the home market. If that Is not the case now, it will be a month hence. There Is practically an apple famine in every working man's home beginning Crom the first to the middle of March and continuing through the time known to perplexed housewives as the period "between " hay and grass," t that is until home-grown strawberries and gooseberries are In the market. - Yet at this time many of the standard varieties of "Winter apples are at their best. The man who grows apples for this time of the year has.no need to. fear the bogie of overproduction. Every body likes apples cooked or un cooked and every one will eat them during the time mentioned If they can be had in full supply at moderate prices. TAFT A PEACE-MAKER. President Taft is a good peace maker. . That is. he is keeping down; the row between "the regulars" and "the insurgents." . His message on "conservation" was so drawn as not to contain radical suggestion either way. It was a study for compromise between extremes. The President soothes the insurgents by causing it to be known that he has no Intention of giving aid to Cannon in the contro versy over the rules of the House. Certainly it is not the President's busi ness to take part in that affair. There is no little Insurgency which has no definite object. Some men want to be heard, and to "kick up a fuss" seems to them the readiest way. Others merely wish to find a .vent for their spleen.-. There is always a class of men unwilling to follow in old ways, however approved, and start opposi tion, because their nature requires this . sort of exercise. The rules of the House are not likely to be greatly changed even If the Democrats carry the House next time, as very probably they will. Seven times In succession, the Republicans have elected a ma jority of the Representatives. Such continuous success for a single party 5s one of the most surprising" things In our political history. , There will be much indifference among electors this year more prob ablly among Republicans than Demo crats; and it will be a wonder if-the Republicans do not lose the House. CHARTER, CHANGES NEEDED. " ' After TKTnking ' over "the water-main trouble In Portland, a lot of persons who disagreed with Mayor Simon's diagnosis are comhlg round to see that that official was right in declaring new laws necessary. Present laws make new mains too costly and tardy and delay needed street pavements. More over, they work injustice between con sumers and landowners. The Oregonian believes with Mayor Simon that the charter should be amended and that unless changes shall be -made -In the-charter the -public will be highly dissatisfied with results. But it ought not to be necessary for things to continue as ' they are, to vindicate the correctness of the Mayor's judg ments , . . , J "The next regular "election for rera edyfhg defects in the city's laws will be . held. this coming November. There will be abundant time to, consider fully the changes that will "be ' advisable. The subject requires Inquiry. In 'other cities, preliminary to adoption of measures best suited to 'local needs. The Mayor and the Council ! have evinced a desire to submit a plan ac ceptable to the public, and will . be looked to for preparation of suitable charter amendments. CINCINNATI'S BILLBOARDS, .. The Hon. John W. Peck, of Cinein-. nati, in closing a discussion of the bill board nuisance in" " "The" ' American City," for January," says: confidently that "there will .be a; day when the Public will look' back upon the bill board nuisance as a curiosity of the past." No doubt his words are pro phetic, but the day of their fulfillment will be a long time coming unless peo ple who care' for the' welfare ' of the cities where they dwell rouse them selves to vigorous and intelligent -activity against -this most impudent .at all offenses against good taste and sound morality." It" Is of no particu lar use to sit, on a sofa in the drawing-room "and rail at billboards. Like every other evil, they will hold their own until they are brought to terms by a power superior to the one that profits by them. Such a power is in telligent public opinion acting through the law. Mr. Peck's article is chiefly interest ing for the discussion it contains of the new ordinance's which Cincinnati has enacted to regulate billboards. There are "six of them and he concludes after careful consideration that all but one are certainly constitutional. The doubtful ordinance forbids billboards to be placed within fifteen feet of the street line or in front of the line of adjacent buildings. Since this regula tlon does not obviously safeguard the public health, safety or morals, Mr. Peck rather suspects that the courts may not uphold It. Mere offenses against good taste are probably not within the scope of the police power of a city. De minimis non curat lex. The Constitution properly enough sets dollars above beauty. The City of Cincinnati has astutely placed each separate billboard regulation In. an or dinance by itself, so that If any one of the six turns out to be unconsti tutional, the others need not be in volved in Its doom. Of the five which Mr. Peck believes unquestionaly safe, the first lays down that billboards within the fire limits must be of metal. The reason is obvious. It is folly to proscribe wooden buildings and at the same. time permit long ar rays of Inflammable billboards to stand wherever anybody chooses to erect them. They are more dangerous than most wooden structures, because they furnish retreats where hobos and ba3 boys loaf and build fires. The second and third ordinances limit the height of billboards to twelve feet, require two feet of open space below them an two feet clear between any pair, while the fourth requires six feet between the end of the board and the line of the lot. The height " limit " of twelve feet has been sustained by the New York courts. It allows stifflcient area to advertise any ordinary article, while It does not entirely hide the landscape from the wayfarer unless he stands near the billboard, which is something that nobody who cares for landscapes would ever do. One of the most irritating devices connected with the nuisance- is a tall and ugly figure oi some sort towering far above the general line. Some peo ple are always tempted to throw dyna mite bombs at these horrors though, of course, they never do- it. ' Their possible recourse, if they have to pass one of them every day. Is to commit suicide. For the benefit of the courts, Which care little how things look, Mr. Peck adds the clincher that towering J billboards "are dangerous to passers-by In hard winds. Happily, Cincinnati ts a windy city, so that this consider ation will not smack too much of Idealism. The space under the bll boards and between them enables the police to see what is going on in the vacant lots which they border. It .is obviously a necessary precaution against immoral conduct. The-open space at the end permits an officer to visit at his ease the hobos who may have congregated behind the- bill board. Without it the Inspection might require a ladder and more or less delay in emergencies. Finally, no licentious or .obscene matter and no criminal act may be. depicted on the billboards in Cincin nati. In fact, nothing may be exposed upon them until It has been submitted to the Superintendent of Police and licensed by him. When we add that billboards are excluded from the Im mediate vicinity of parks, squares and public buildings, it becomes apparent that Cincinnati has grappled earnest ly with the nuisance and is in a fair way to abate it. The Prime mover in the good work is the Business Men's Club, in which Mr. Peck is chairman of the legislative committee. Evident ly Cincinnati has evolved to the stage where her men of affairs perceive the economic value of decency. But after all that the law can do has been done, the billboards win continue as an eye sore and a public scandal-- The only way to be rid of them for good and all "Is to create a sentiment that will make them unprofitable. A day "will come sooner or later when offensive adver tisement of an article will injure its sale. In that blest time there will be no more billboards. AGRICULTURAL PRODUCTS.. Exports of agricultural products from the United States during the last ten years, according to the Bureau of Statistics, reached the prodigious total of $9,000,000,000 (nine thousand mil lions, or nine billions of dolars). Cot ton was the largest Item in the group; breadstuffs next; meat and dairy prod ucts, third. Our exports of cotton steadily in crease. In 1909 they reached the great total of .$417, 000,000. There Is de cline, however. In our exportation of most kinds of foodstuffs due to in creasing consumption at- home.- The marked increases in agricultural : ex ports, comparing 1909 with 1899, were in these Items: Increase Exported 1S0O. over 1R09. Cotton $417,000,000 $207,000,000 im cake ana on cake meal ...... 2fl.0O0.00O 11.000.000 Cottonseed oil 21.0O0.000 9,000.000 Fruits and nuts . . 17.000,000 9.OO0.000 Leaf tobacco 31,000.000 3,500,000 We exported during ten years cotton valued at $3,651,000,000. Cotton still retains something of the dignity that doth hedge a king. 'It Is shown that American wheat and flour go ?hfefly to Europe," Great Britain taking more than a third of each, while large quantities of flour go. to Cuba and the other " West "Indies, Central America, Brazil, Japan and the Philippines. For American corn Great Britain is the' largest" purchaser, buy ing an amount equal to that bought by the Netherlands, Germany and Canada combined. American meats, while widely distributed, says the bureau, find their largest direct , market in' Great Britain, which country took in 1909 nine-tenths of the beef, over one half of the tallow, 85 per cent of the 'bacon and hams, and nearly 30 per cent of the lard, for which latter arti cle Germany also affords a large mar ket. Value of tobacco exported in 1909 was $31,000,000, of which Europe toek over 80 per cent. Of foodstuffs, our exports will stead ily diminish with the "roll" of the years. though our production will as steadily and even more rapidly In crease. Home consumption will take up the surplus, till, within the lifetime of many who read the reports of the present day, we shall, have no .tooi- stufts for export. James J. Hill pre diets that our next generation will be importers of wheat and flour. But cotton will hold out, and "again double up, as our chief agricultural product for export. GAMBLING AND SPECULATING. The Farmers' Educational and Co- operative Union, in session at Walla "Walla, adopted a resolution iprotestin L against "gambling in grain by milling and elevator interests," It is regret table that the Farmers' Union is not more specific In its protest. If the resolution is aimed at the milling and elevator Interests of the Pacific North west, it . Is hardly -warranted by the facts. Considering the "vast sums of money required to handle It, no other business ever followed on the Pacific Coast has been so productive of finan cial ' disaster as the grain business. This is due to the Impossibility of eliminating the element of "chance1 which is always present, and which must be accepted and considered by the most conservative of grain and milling interests. . Yet it Is hardly fair to these In terests, that are forced to take long chances in order to move the crop, to accuse them of gambling, even though the extreme hazard may approach very close to what is known as gambling. The advent of the tramp steamer in the past few years has lessened the '"chance" which the grain dealers were formerly obliged td take In order to handle the .crop, but the Pacific Northwest is still too far from the world's markets to enable the process of chartering a ship, buying the cargo, floating it and selling it, to be anything other than a highly speculative tran saction. Almost since the inception of the business, the. exporter , has been obliged to ;charj;er tonnage long before the dimensions of the crop to be handled cbuld even ha approximate! gauged. - - Viewed ... from one standpoint, it might be' said that, by chartering these ships the exporter was gambling .that the crop would-be-large -enough to" fill them. As a matter " of fact," ine was merely making an effort to provide tonnage which, in all probability, would be needed to prevent a conges tion when the Wheat was ready for market. Until we reach that stage of Internal development when there will be no surplus of grain for export, the great bulk of this surplus must move in the four or Ave months prior to Febru ary 1. It Is during that period that the supplies of our competitors run down to low ebb; But with the new year come supplies from Australia and the Argentine and a lessening demand for American grain. These .things force the ' American grain merchant to handle an immense business in a. short space of time, and to'do this it is im possible to eliminate a highly specula tive element. It is questionable, however, whether "the grain dealer who charters a ship and buys & cargo for delivery or sale ninety days hence is any more of a gambler than the farmer who declines $1 per bushel for his wheat, because he expects to sell it ninety, days hence at a much higher figure. Both are "taking a chance" that wheat will be higher ninety days hence, and the farmer, with danger from ' fire, . rats and other destructive agencies, is tak ing more of a chance than the ex porter. PROBLEMS IN CONSERVATION. When this country enters thoroughly Into the conservation business, it will not stop at keeping settlers out of the public domain, nor at preserving vast regions, now wilderness, against present use, as they say, for posterity. The country will look to more fruitful methods of conserving energeis even than those. It. will try. to save the 85 per cent waste of fuel that now con sumes the coal and firewood store of the Nation with startling rapidity. It will seek to avail itself of the vast un used energy, of tides and waves and winds. The -heat- of the sun. which is the source of most terrestrial vigor. may be made available for men's work through sun-engines. The subterran-. ean fires that belch forth terrific power in. volcanoes may . be harnessed for similar purposes. So also with the miniature volcanoes in geysers. Per haps we may gather a carload of ra dium, which, as Thomas A. Edison tells us in the Independent, "would have as much energy ' as all the mil lions of tons of coal mined in the United States in a year,-" and wouid last, perhaps, thousands of years. If men are using up the latent en ergies of coal and timber at rapid rate in these progressive times, there are many other sources of heat and power, some of them even more abundant. This does not mean that men should consume or waste the resources they are now drawing upon to perform their drudgery and give them comfort. but ' it does mean that alarmists who try to scare the Nation's lawmakers into enacting laws that will greatly curtail Western settlement and growth are: looking only a short -distance ahead. As to wastefulness of today's methods xt combustion, Mr. Edison says: ' ' Among: the many problems which await solution in the future, one of the most im portant Is to get the full value out of fuel. The wastefulness of our present methods of combustion is tremendous. A pound of coai naa enough energy in It to carry itself around the world. We are only able to extract a small fraction of Its heat and power; the greater part goes to waste. Our best steam engines use about 15 per cent of the energy of the coal they consume. With gas engines probably 20 to 25 per cent of the energy is utilized. More wonderful feats have been achieved by human Ingenuity than that of saving fuel that wastes in smoke, and .heat radiation. Greater triumphs have been accomplished by the human Intellect than invention of methods for utilizing" energies of tides, winds and sunshine. Yet grand possi bilities await solution of these latter problems of conservaton. Scientists and inventors, rather than agitators and statesmen, are destined to be the world's best conservationists. Formal announcement has -been made of the engagement of Miss Mar. jorie Gould to Anthony X Drexel. As Mr. Drexel is an . American who has never been implicated in the kind of dirty scandals which have character ized most of .the ..GouIoL. marriages, George Gould, father . of the young Jady, should be congratulated on the young lady's choice. Mr. Drexel has never done anything more important than to inherit a fine old name and -quite a few millions, but he is so far ahead of any of the .heiressrhunting foreigners with whom Miss Gould's name has been connected that the match will probably be considered a good one. The Christy divorce case has at last drifted into that class of domestic dis cords that have made the affairs of the yellow rich of Pittsburg and New York such salacious events. King "Booze," as usual, seems to have been the prin cipal factor in bringing about the trouble. First, Mr. Christy found it necessary to sustain his artistic tem perament by the frequent use of spir ituous liquor. Later in the game Mrs. Christy adopted the same tactics, and. according to the testimony now being presented, engaged the services of a chauffeur to aid her in decreasing the available supply of the stuff that dreams and divorces are made of. President 'Shonts, of the New York Interborough ' Metropolitan Company, is a brave man, 'for he attempted to travel in one of his own subway cars. while the rush hours were on. It is pleasing to note that ' "after being crushed, battered and squeezed and carried two stations beyond his home station, Mr. Shonts denounced con ditions as outrageous, and character ized his experience as "fierce." Streetcar magnates should stick to their automobiles. Mrs. Julia Frances Corbett, widow of Elijah Corbett, whose . passing, at her home in this city, January 17, at the age of 80 years and 4 months, has been recorded, was a gentlewoman in the truest sense of that term. During her life of nearly half a century in this city she was active In benevolence. generous in sympathy, kindly In her dally intercourse with others. Living thus, she was beloved; passing, her memory is revered. Coast Fork Grange. Patrons of Hus. bandry, has . incorporated in a grave resolution, the belief that office-hold ers of the state "are becoming masters instead of servants." Clearly our good friends have learned from the katy dids the art of saying an undisputed .thing In a very solemn way. Artist Christy was too fond of his models -and Mrs. Christy too fond of the cup that cheers and also Inebri ates. The artistic temperament again. - Now a great French engineer says the Panama Canal will be a failure. The French, it will be remembered, built the first Panama Canal. Hardware retailers do not wish con sumers to buy goods at the cheapest places. But retailers like to buy them there. The lesson of ' the . Llnnton 5 -cent fare squabble is that the carline ought not to have been built on the county road. The reformer's motto: If you dpn't know who did it, or what caused it, blame it on Ballinger. ' '.Mf. Wemme need not look far to And. a. high flyer for Ills, airship. WANTS OLD WATERrMAlX PLAN. H. B. Grflnthnm Thinks He Sen Ob . staclea In the VV'ay of Any Other. PORTLAND, Jan. 19. (To the Editor.) I am firm in my belief that the old law for laying water mains should be re enacted, and that all mains should be paid for out of the water fund or from the proceeds of bonds, as outlined by T. B.-Wilcox, in his article, "Abundant Sup ply of Pure Water." published in the New Year's issue of The Oregonian. 1 am very sorry that our honorable Mayor did not let the question go before the people and give us one more chance. There are many arguments I could pro duce in favor of the old system. But it is useless, however, to say more. The election has been called off. The situa tion is deplorable. In your editorial of January 17, -"-The Water Main Injustice," you plainly set forth the injustice of the present law. You also propose a compro mise plan. But when you assert that all lot owners should pay equally as for a six-inch main and that consumers or the city should pay whatever excess there may be, the meaning seems somewhat vague. . Do you mean to apply the same principle laid down in your admirable editorial of December 31. 1909? "The People's Heritage." If so, then mains already in and paid for out of the water fund should be seized by the proper au thorities, be assessed as for a six-inch main, and the money returned to the water fund from which it was taken and belongs. Then, the Seattle plan would tie in order. All could begin equal, and this muddle would be forever settled. All needed mains could be laid, and our hard-surface pavements extended. Water rates could be reduced one half, and per haps more. If the Seattle plan will do all this for us, it should by all means be adopted as soon as possible. H. 'B. GRANTHAM, . Lot owners in the older parts of the city have amply paid for their mains in high water rates through long period of years. The question whether they should be assessed for their mains now. as preliminary to fair adjustment of the water trouble, hardly bears on the prob lem. As a matter of justice, suburban speculators, distant from the heart of the city, ought to pay the whole cost of pipe extensions to their tracts. Only the physical difficulties of defining benefited districts limits the practical application of this plan, hence the "compromise mentioned in Mr. Grantham's letter. The old system of charging cost of suburban mains to water consumers was objection able and was abolished by the electorate The present system is unjust also and is obstructive, besides. Both systems have grown extremely unsatisfactory, ow ing to distant, suburban additions to the city, and the high cost of mains resulting therefrom. If equity has not been done in the past, this is no reason why it should not be done in the future. probable: origin of the: Eskimo Peary Inclined to Believe the Theory of Oriental Ancestry. Commander Robert E. Peary In February Hampton's Magazine. The members of this little tribe inhabit ing the Western coast of Greenland from Cape York to Btah are in manyVways quite different from the Eskimos of Dan ish Greenland, or those of any other Arc tic territory. There are now between 220 and 230 in the tribe. They are savages, but they are not savage; they are with out government, but they are not lawless they are utterly uneducated according to our standard, yet they exhibit a remark able degree of Intelligence. In tempera ment like children, with all a child s de. light in little things, they are neverthe less enduring as the most matured of civilized men and women, and the best of them are faithful unto death. Without religion and having no Idea of God. they will share their last meal with anyone who is hungry, while the aged and the helpless among them are taken care of as a matter of course. They are healthy and pure-blooded; they have no vices, no intoxicants, no bad habits not even gambling. Altogether, they are a people, unique upon the face . of the earth. A friend of mine calls them philosophic anarchists of the North. I have been studying the Eskimos for 18 years, and no more effective instrument for Arctic work could be Imagined than these plump, bronze-skinned, keen-eyed and black-maned children of nature. Their very limitations were their most valuable endowments for the purposes of my work. There is a theory, - first advanced by Sir Clements- Markham, president of the Royal Geographical Society of London, that the Eskimos are the remnants of an ancient Siberian tribe, the Onkilon; that the last members of this tribe were driven out on the Arctic Ocean by the fierce waves of Tartar Invasion in the Middle Ages, and that they found their way to the New Siberian Islands, tnence east ward over lands yet undiscovered to Grin- nell Land and Greenland. I am inclined to believe in the truth of this theory for the following reasons: Some of the Eskimos are of a distinctly Mongolian type, and they display many Oriental characteristics, such as mimi cry, ingenuity, and patience in mechan ical duplication. There is a strong re semblance between their stone houses and the ruins of houses found in Siberia. The Eskimo girl brought home by Mrs. Peary, in 1S94, was mistaken by Chinamen for one of their own people. It has been sutrzested that their invocation of the spirits of their dead may be a survival of Asiatic ancestor worship. Don't Blame the Hen. V- . Vn.l. lLTall According to the president of the Am.. rnlin.icoi.iiin'Q A BHnr I ft 1 nn IUCI ... .ill ... . ... . " - - there were 1.500.000.000 eggs in cold storage in the United States on the first of last September, where they were held to force higher prices. In other words, the monopolists are re sponsible for a situation for which many persons nave oeeu uispuseu to tname me meea ana wwjy iieu. Suffering; of the Poor. Philadelphia Inquirer. Seeing a tramp hurrying- away from a large house, a'' fellow professional asked him what luck be had met with "It ain't wort' askin,' there," was the reply. "I just 'ad a peep through the winder. It s a poverty-stricken ouse, mate. There was aschully two ladies playing on one planner! Cheerful Send-off. Boston Transcript. The student volunteer movemen wants more young missionaries. Thu early is heed paid to the letter of King Bongoango to the American board "The last consignment of missionaries you sent me were old, tough and stringy. Who Gets the Benefit? Indianapolis 'Star. Abolishment of the duty on hides is followed by higher shoes. It would be interesting to know who gets tha elusive benefit; but at any rate the poor consumer can 'prove an alibi. Seeing: Their Finish. Boston Transcript. Lawyer What is your occupation? Witness I'm a piano finisher. Lawyer Be a little more definite. Do you polish them or move them? Neat Job of Harvesting?. Kansas City Times. . This week the harvester trust is cut ting a 20-mlHlon-dollar melon, which you'll have to admit 1 a very neat job oi Harvesting. DIRECT PRIMARY IX FLORIDA, Reasons of a Candidate for Withdraw- lag From the Q,neat for the Senatorshlp. New York Sun. Among those who advocate direct primaries no argument is more famil-- ar nor more popular than that which is contained in the declaration that the system enlists for public service men of a higher type and greater ef ficiency than the existing machinery. Interesting as a commentary upon this assertion is the public statement re cently issued by the Hon. W. A. Blount, of Pensacola, explaining his reasons for withdrawing from the contest for United States Senator in Florida. From this document we quote the following: I believe that no man not heretofore hold ing public office and thereby largely known to the public has any chance of election without an extended personal canvass of the state, extending a far aa possible Into each hamlet and village. I have been making such a canvass since the first of October, nearly three months. At some length Mr. Blount then de scribes the physical discomfort and actual illness which resulted from the exertions of his canvass. Not only, he concludes, was it apparent that his continuing in this campaign might im pair his health permanently, but it was equally evident that it might leave him unfit to perform the duties of the office which he sought. lhe second reason, for his withdrawal which Mr. Blount gave seems to us even more valuable and pertinent to the present discussion: There Is another reason, less fungible hnt to me no less real; my repugnance to the personal solicitation of vole either Hv t direct request of the voter or by an exhi bition of myself to him for the sole purpose of a tacit solicitation. I foresaw hesitancy on my part to do this, but I thought that a short practice would make it a thing first endured and then embraced, but I find the uisincunaiion growing greater day by day. Of COUrwe 1 WOUld have Btrnrth Anontrh tn endure this during a campaign even though il wen raucu more, onerous, cut I do not feel that the prize is worth thn pnnctnnt self-humiliation and the total subversion of my nanus oi ure ana thought. Besides, even if I am electedd the same course, though to a lesser extent, would have to be continued by me to secure a re-election. While there are other men of a dirferent mould and different modes of thoughts to whom p-jll-tics might be a pleasure, to me It would be an unending pain. Of Mr. Blount's qualifications for the office he sought we know nothing. His reasons ior withdrawing. however strike us as peculiarly-unlikely to ap peal to a La Follette. a Stubbs. or anv other equally characteristic product of ine direct primary. Nevertheless we venture to suggest that there still remains, a considerable element in the community for which they have some importance. If self-advertisement ho ine nrst essential for successful states mansnip. jvir. Blount s withdrawal was a thing wholly desirable. If weight at wasningron ratner than noise In Flor Ida is desirable, however, the incident seems less fortunate. "TORY" AND "LIBERAL" CATHOLICS 1'nases of the Irish Cstholie o ,,...f in. English Polities. Catholic Sentinel, Portland. One of the by-products of the political fight now on in England is a little dis agreement among the Catholics of that country, laigush Catholics, for the most part, seem to belong to the Conservative party, but there is a larKe Irish Catholic population in .England and the Irish Cath ones have found it to their Interest to support the Liberals.. Ordinarv nolitical differences are accentuated in the present contest Dy ine education question. The Tory Catholics insist that their party alone can be relied on to deal fairly with ine t-amonc scnools and they accuse the insn catholics of putting nationality be fore religion. The Irish retort that the settlement which their party secured from the Liberals in 1906 was approved bv the Catholic bishops at the time and would have proved satisfactory if the Lords had not thrown out the education bill. The Catholic Herald, of Manchester. publishes a letter from "A Disgusted Catholic," who says it is time for the Herald to quit calling Itself a Catholic paper, as it is "a mere Irish Home Rule hack," which Is continually putting its politics before Its religion. "English Catholics," he says, are about tired of this sort of thing,' and have suffered enough at the hands of the Irish emigrants in this country who are standing in the way of the conversion of England to the faith and are allying themselves with Social ists, Revolutionists and Radicals, to un dermine the constitution, to destroy the great safeguard of our Catholic schools the House of Lords, and. to injure th Conservative party, to which English Catholics belong. . Tory Catholics in many instances op pose Home Rule not only on political grounds as Unionists,- but because they are afraid the withdrawal of the Irish members from Westminster would leave Catholics practically without representa tion in the British Parliament. They rec ognize the fact that since the time of O'Coiinell the Irish representatives in the Commons have been a strong arm of de fense for English Catholic interests. N Dancer of Veg-etarlanism. . Puck. The subject of economics Is an Intri cate one. A case in point: Hitherto we have always looked upon vegeta rianism as lying almost wholly within the realm of hygiene and dietetics. So far as the rest of us are concerned, we have considered vegetarians as harm less. If they wished to forego the de lights of a luscious piece of porterhouse, why, naturally, that was their business. We have been egregiously in error. It has been discovered that vegetari ans are a serious menace to the peace and prosperity of modern- society. This is the way: By abstaining from meat, not only do they injure the meat business directly, but by thus diminish ing the incentive for killing cattle the cost of producing hides has Increased, and the disaster ultimately comes home to us- all in the shape of enhanced shoe bills. Thus we may see how inextricably bound up together are the stomach and the pedal extremities, and it may be come necessary to legislate against vegetarianism to keep the whole world from getting cold feet- Motherly- Eneoaragement, Chicago Record-Herald. : "Mother," she said, with a little catch In her voice, "I'm beginning to be al most afraid the Count wants me only because he thinks he can get a lot of father's money with me." "My dear child, don'J worry about that. Your pa is enough of a business man to get him at the lowest possible figure, and tne title will be just as much yours if he marries you for money as it would be if he took you because he worshiped the ground you walked on." The Confession. Chicago Evening Post. Why did I strike him he who was my friend? Why did I grapple with him there, and bend Him back and back and back until his twist ed pine Gave curdling wrenches 'neath that grip of mine? Ah. listen, I was shoveling the snow That blocks my sidewalk, . where the peo ple go Upon their several ways. My hands were cold. My toes were chilled, my shoes had tried to fhold A shovelful of snow And he came by And stopped, ,and fixed me with his beam lag eye And opened on me with thi sort of-talk: "What ere you doing ehovellng off your walk?" The Only One. Kansas City Journal. I guess that Adam, lucky wight. "Was never harried AJbout the be-tter men Bve -might lUajvo married SHIP SUBSIDY IX DISTRESS. Bill May Encounter Heavy Weather la Couneia. Washington Correspondence Chicago Tribune. Ship subsldv loirislatlnn haR been forced to take the hump the humps rwjie in congress. When the s-:siion opened its advocates smilingly an- nouncea mat all obstacles had been removed from its path, that the Presi dent would insist upon legislation, and that a comfortable maioritv was hh- sured in both houses. Representative Humphrey of Wash ington emerged from the White House one day and told all the world a measure he had prepared had received the approval of the President, and he confidently predicted prompt Congres sional action. But these roseate dreams have been dispelled by the cold facts of the situ ation. The ship subsidy grab is in a parlous state, lhe henate leaders have announced that they will not again piace tnemseives in the position of passing a bill which will be rejected oy tne House. The House leaders have ' been counting noses, and they rind the insurgency against the measure too strong to be trifled with. What to. do to save this piece of special interest legislation has liecomo a hard nut to crack. The country may expect its supporters to have recourse to tricky and devious methods, and even their observance may result in failure. There was a meeting of the Housa committee on merchant marine and fisheries this morning, but it did noth ing. The specter of insurgency hung over the session and palsied the hands of those who were prepared to turn a trick. Its potency will be realized when the makeup of the committee is considered. For the express purpose of having a prompt report made upon a subsidy bill. Speaker Cannon, when he formed the committee last Summer, selected men whose constituents might be ex pected to approve the opening up of tne puoiic treasury for the benefit of a few shipbuilders and financial, railroad and other interests. The sole n;ember of the Republican wing of the committee who is fig-hting the subsidy is Representative Wilson of Chicago. He is formulating a line of attack which promises to make him a sharp thorne of antagonism. At the meeting of the committee to day ship subsidy was not mentioned. It was such a quiet meeting as to cause one to doubt that a nefarious scheme was being nursed for display at a favorable moment. When the meeting was over it was stated that Representative Humphrey of Washington would be given an op portunity to "explain" his bill to tha committee, probably on Thursday next. If the insurgent movement contin ues, and there is no reason to believe it will not, Mr. Humphrey will delay his explanation beyond next week, lie will postpone his defense until every thing is auspicious. The ship subsidy men realize they have too much to lose by another de feat, especially on the eve of a Con gressional election. They would pre fer to put off action until next ses sion, when there will be better oppor tunity to secure the votes of members who have not been re-elected. In its present torn state leaders among the Republicans recognize it might be fatal to add this burden to those which now are weighing down the party. The Humphrey bill does not increase the subsidy for. first class vessels, but it doubles the compensation for those ships of 16 knots speed on their out ward voyages to South America, the Philippines, Japan, China and Austral asia and gives a similar increase tc vessels of 14 knots speed operating on the same route. Men who had anything to do with theh bill evidently feared the expendi tures under it would reach such an enormous amount as to cause public indignation, since there is a , proviso that the total expenditure in any one year shall not exceed estimated revenue awi .jiki&u iiio.il service in mat year. The Postmaster-General, in his lasi annual report, estimated the revenue derived from foreign mail to be $S,5S.r, 564. The expense of this service ag gregated $6,080,553, leaving a profit oi $2,505,010. Included in the expense was $1,127,245 paid during the lust fiscal year for carrying mail in American steamships under the provisions of the act of March 3, 1891. That is to say, during the first yeai of the operation of the bill, if it be came a law, the Government wouid pay out more man 3,tuu.uuu, not to new ships, the addition of which to the mer chant marine is dwelt upon at such length by the subsidy advocates, but to those now in service. Pointed Paragraphs. Chicago News. Another thing the automobile lacks Is horse sense. How mushy a tender love letter sounds when read in court. The world is full of tainted money but few mind the odor. The under dog get a lpt of sym pathy and that's about all. Trouble is the most thorough teacher In the whole school of experience. If a man doesn't grumble at home it may be a sign he isn't there. Perhaps it's the popularity of popu lar songs that renders them unpopular. The man who ' boasts of having money to burn will soon have ashes to throw away. A woman doesn't object to hearing a man praise another woman if the other woman is dead. Occasionally a man gets in on the ground floor only to discover that the elevator isn't running. If doctors ever go to heaven it must be awfully embarrassing for them when they encounter their ex-patients. It takes a woman with nerve to carry a $10 purse with nothing In it but a safety pin and a dozen dry goods samples. Pen Points. Judge. A new club said to be an English importation has been founded, in which members are known by number. As a matter of fact, there are many of such clubs in the United States. Possibly the most famous are at Sing Sing and Joliet. . It takes a lot of diplomacy to over come the effects of a woman's mirror. A cynic philosopher recently re marked that a sash on a pretty girl was worth two in the window. The successful lawyer puts oft until tomorrow what his client wants done today. Too many matches aremade in the parlor with no thought of the kitchen. "Value of Puffs. Judge. Any actress will tell you that a pufi in the newspapers is worth two in the hair. . - Metamorphosed. Madeline Bridges, in Puck. She loosened down her lovely hair. Her hair that was her own. And bodice, girdle, flounce, and lace To right and left were thrown. In simplest gown of ample fold She wrapped her beauty rare . Each Jeweled trlnklet cast aside. And oh, but she was fair! Among the pillows of her lounge She lay, to read and reet. Fairer than ever eyes of men Had seen her at her best! But when her maid, with timid knock. Brought in a card of white. She to her mirror flow and cried: "Oh. 1 em suc-h a frtcht!" And then with corset, belt and stock. And eumbH. an-1 all the game Of puffs and prinks she strove in feaato To make herself that eme4