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THE MORNING OREGONIAN, t THURSDAY, JANUARY 13, 1910.
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF
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AML'SKMEXTSl
PORXLAXD THEATER (Fourteenth ana
Wahlngton "The Man .from Home."
Tonight at 8:1a.
BUNGALOW THEATER (Twelfth and Mor
rison) "The Top o' the World." Tonight
at 8:15. .
ORPHECM THEATER (Morrison. between
Sixth and Seventh) Vaudeville. 2:13 and
8:15 P. M.
BAKER THEATER fThird and TamhIII)
"Beverly." Tonight at 8:15.
GRAND THEATER (Washington, between
Seventh and Park Vaudeville, 3:30. 7:30
and 0 P. M.
PANTAGES THEATER FourO and Start)
Vaudeville. 2:30. 7:30 and U P. M.
8TAR THEATER (Park and Washington)
Motion pictures. 1 to 11 P. M.
Grange Installs Officers. The an
nual installation of Woodlawn Grange
No. 350 took place Saturday. Mrs. H. L.
"Vail, of Evening Star Grange presiding.
SKisted by Mrs. Delia Vail and Mls-3
Florence Druva, planiste. Officers in
stalled were: Master, J. W. Black; lec
turer, Mrs. S. E. Windle: steward, Henry
Armstrong; assistant steward, John Stan
bery; chaplain. Kev. William J. DuRlass;
treasurer. JtJ. P. Armstrong; secretary,
Mrs. Sarah A. Hyatt; gatekeeper, D. B.
IMcNees; lady assistant steward, Mrs.
Arma ladlges; Oeres. Kva Roberson;
Pomona, Hazle Gee; Flora, Nellie Lee.
A rising vote of thanks was extended to
Mre. Vail. Mrs. S. E. Windle epoke on
"Our Nation's Future," which was dis
cussed by other speakers. A vocal and
Instrumental programme followed.
Post Installs Officers. At a joint in
stallation of Uncoln-Gartield Post No. 3
and the Woman's Relief Corps No. 19
the following officers of the post were
installed by Department Commander
Jaines P. Shaw: Commander, Charles
Duggan; senior vice-commander, W. C
I Powers; junior vice-commander, Otis
Brooks; adjutant. R. A. Wohlfarth;
quartermaster, August "VV'entz; surgeon,
Ir. J. K. Hall: chaplain. J. S. Hamilton;
officer of the day. T. B. McDevitt; officer
of the guard. J. O. Brandon; sergeant
I major. Almond c Walters; quartermaster
sergeant, H. Sutcliffe. Dinner was served
y tne members of the Relief Corps.
Three Alleged Thieves Sentenced.
Jose Sanchez and Daniel Atlantes, Mexi
cans, were sentenced to the rockpile by
Judge Bennett yesterday morning for at
tempting to rob a drunken man in a
iNorth End saloon. Sanchez will serve
80 days and Atlantes 30 days on the' Linn
ton rockpile. Charles Hellgren, accused
of robbing a laborer in the Gladstone
Hotel, at the corner of Fifteenth and
Savler streets, was sentenced to serve 30
days. Hellgren occupied the same room
with a man who awoke the next morning
to find the pocket cut out of his trousers
and $18 in cash gone.
AV. O. T. U. to Hold Memorial,. An
interesting parliamentary drill was held
at the V. C T. 17. rooms. 302 Goodnough
building, yesterday afternoon. Plans were
laid for the Frances AVillard memorial
service February 17. An all-day prayer
service at the First Christian Church,
corner Park and Columbia streets, was
announced for Thursday from 10 A. M.
to 4 P. M. Next week (Mrs. A. I. Monroe
will talk on "Temperance and Cigarette
Laws." Sunday morning a W. C. T. TJ.
service will be held in the Christian
(fnircii. Second street, between Hall and
Lincoln.
Papers Release Chinaman. Lee Sin
Fat, a Chinese laborer, was arrested yes
terday morning at Second and Pine
streets by Immigration Inspector Charles
AILska on suspicion of being unlawfully in
this country. Information had been sent
to the immigration office that Lee had
been smuggled into the country recently.
The prisoner was temporarily lodged in
the City Jail hut after an investigation
was releastd by the Federal authorities,
who found that he had been in, the Uni
ted States for years and possessed papers
to establish his identity.
East Sipe Salf.b Many. George Simon
has sold to A. Blodgett. for $15,000, the
southeast corner of Union avenue and
Irving street. The lot is 75x100 feet, and
was bought as an investment. Mall &
Von Borstel negotiated the sale. At
Kenton, Dyer & Co. purchased 48 lots
for $12,000. The tract is 214x600 feet. The
company has plans drawn for a two
story concrete block house to be built
on the land purchased. The Western
Oregon Transfer Company has sold to
Frances O. Bradford, in Kenton, part of
, Mock 20 for $10,000.
Water Situation Deplored. The
North Albina Improvement Club in dis
cussing the action of the Mayor In re
calling the special election proposed for
February 15 to change the method of
laying water mains, urged that the pres
ent method should be changed, that water
mains may be laid either by the city or
1-y contractors. The club did not make
any suggestions, but was of the opinion
that unless the demand for water mains
oil over the city Is met the progress of
the city will be retarded.
Prisoner Found to Bk Deserter. Gus
f (Mollis, a deserter from the Army, was ar
rested yesterday morning at Russel and
Goldsmith streets. He had loitered about
this neighborhood for several days and
was unable to give a satisfactory ac
count of himself. The police records
contained Hollis1 picture and his record
as a deserter. He left a company of
Const Artillery stationed at Fort Casev.
'Wash., a short time ago. He admitted his
identity, and is held for the military
authorities.
Woman's Club to Meet. Mrs. Baltis
Allen will .sing at the Woman's Club to
morrow afternoon in place of Miss Glance,
who Is suffering from a severe cold.
iWaldomar Lind will be heard in violin
numbers. Mrs. Attention will tell the
story of the violin used in this pro
grammea Stradivarius loaned by a club
member. 'Members are asked to bring
friends.
Church Membership Increased. Rev.
K. M. Sharp, pastor of the Mount Tabor
Presbyterian Church, reported an in
croaso of 36 members for the past year.
All are newcomers. Work on the founda
tion of the new stone church on Belmont
street is progressing. Tne building will
cost between $10,000 and $12,000. and will
le completed about the middle of the
year. x
University Park Has Revival. Spe
cial religious meetings are being con
ducted in the University Park Methodist
Church. Rev. -H. G. Chenge, pastor of
the Baptist Church, occupied the pulpit
Tuesday night and last night. Rev. Wil
liam R. Jeffrey, Jr., pastor, is in charge
of the services.
For Salb.
200-horsepower motor generator set. belted
units, complete with circuit breakers and
panels. Alternating and direct current
machines. Ideal drive for industrial plant.
Complete information furnished at room
201 Oregonian building.
Father O'Hara to Lecture. The
Dante Club will meet tonight at 8 o'clock,
in the artroom of the Public Library.
Father O'Hara will deliver a lecture on
'Machiavelli and Dante, a contrast in
political theories. The lecture is open
to the public.
"Lsfferts"' diamond engagement rings,
finest quality, all sizes; every stone guar
anteed, prices $25 to $500. 272 Wash. at.
Loooers & Contracting Machine Co..
71 Fifth st. Concrete mixer, logging and
hoisting engines.
Watch and Wait for Othello.
Stop! Look! Listen for Othello.
Swiss watch repairing. C. Chrlstensen.
second floor Corbett blag., take elevator.
Wooster sells everything. 408 Wash.
Burning Flues Cause Alarms. The
Fire Department responded to four alarms
in 40 minutes shortly after 6 o'clock last
evening. All the blazes proved to be
burning flues. At 6:04 P. M. a burning
flue frightened the occupants of 350 Vi:
Columbia street. They sent in an alarm.
Half an hour later an alarm for similar
reasons was responded to at 24 Trinity
Place. Five minutes after the second
alarm was received at headquarters,
another sent the red wagons to a resi
dence at 1100 East Washington street.
A few minutes later a duplicate alarm
was sounded from 749 East Ankeny street.
No damage resulted in any 'instance.
Bachelors to Cook Dinner. At the
meeting of the Sandy Grange Saturday,
January 8, the responsibility of serving
the dinner for the next meeting Jan
uary 13 was given to the bachelors. Mrs.
E. M. Douglass voluntered to furnish the
oysters for soup. The dinner is to be
composed chiefly of pie, which will be
made by the bachelors. During the lec
ture hour, the .topic '"Politics in the
Grange" was introduced by the lecturer.
El F. Bruns. The consensus of expres
sion was that the Grange should eschew
politics, devoting time to farming and
educationak topics.
Mothers and- Teachers' Club to Meet.
The Mothers and Teachers' Club ot
Brooklyn school will hold its regular
monthly meeting tomorrow afternoon at
2:30 o'clock, in the assembly hall of the
school. Mrs. Charles B. Mathoit will
preside. The programme will be: iPiano
solo, Gladys Morgan; talk by Miss A. L.
Dimick, on "Scholarship Loan Fund";
reading, by pupils from the Gilispie
School of Expression; vocal solo. Master
Jones. A special committee will be ap
pointed to assist in the loan fund enter
tainment to be given later.
Wire Thief Sent to Rockpile. W. S.
Smith, who was arrested Tuesday morn
ing by Deputy Sheriffs Lillis and Hunter
while trying to sell 400 pounds of copper
wire at a second-hand stored at Front and
Columbia streets, was tried and found
guilty of larceny yesterday afternoon be
fore Justice Bell. Smith was sant to the
rockpile at Kelley Butte to' serve 25 days.
Investigation showed that Smith had
stolen the wire from a reel belonging to
the Portland Railway, Light & Power
Company on the Ash-street dock.
Bank Stockholders -Meet. Stockhold
ers of the Sellwood Bank held their an
nual meeting Tuesday night, and reports
were received showing the bank in good
financial condition. Peter Hume, J. M.
Nickum, A. C. Mowrey, D. M. Donaugh,
C. O. Nolf, J. W. Campbell and Joseph
Hume were elected directors for the
ensuing year. Officers elected were:
President, Peter Hume; vice-president, D.
IM. Donaugh; cashier, H. Wr. Tichner;
secretary, J. W. Campbell.
Japanese May Be Demented. K. Taka
moto. a Japanese laborer, wa arrested
toy Patrolmen Long and Montgomery in
a lodging-house, at Third and Couch
streets yesterday, for attacking the sec
retary of the Japanese Consul. He also
threatened to kill M. Takahashi, the
Consul. He was sent to the County Court
for examination as to his sanity.
Creamed Chicken and eysters on toast,
calves liver and bacon, roast lamb, cur
rant jelly; club sandwiches, crab meat,
with mayonnaise dressing; pumpkin pie
and Brown Betty are some of the good
things on the menu, at Woman's Ex
change today, 1S6 Fifth, near Yamhill.
Auto Stolen From Curb. E. W.
Brown, of the Zimmerman-Wells-Brown
Company, reported to the police last night
that his Pbpe-Hartford automobile. No.
2370, was stolen from the curb, near the
Wells-Fargo building, in the early eve
ning. From Shakespeare to Mark Twain. J.
D. Stevens, at Y. VV. C. A., Seventh and
Taylor, tonight at S o'clock. Tickets 50c.
Morgan & Robb, 250 Stark street, can
place your loans on good real estate.
WARFIELD TELLS OF FIRST
America's Richest Actor Describes How' He Failed as Elocutionist at Age
Visions of Conquest Faded Away.
BY DAVID WARFIELD.
Iwas 18 years old a number of years
ago. At 18 it seems that the world
should be conquered before 20, when
one gets old. After 20 well, at 18
one hates to think of the declining
years that must soon begin. There
really was nothing more for me to
learn. I was a man. and my boyhood
days were left behind. I had gone to
school more or less regularly, and I
had seen the world. Indeed, I was -18!
My mother had trained me properly;
and all her honest admonitions about
honesty, virtue and bravery were but
newly implanted. The days of Horatio
Alger were distinct, o. A. Henty was
not far away, and Jules Verne and
Dumas were only recently laid aside
When one is filled with health, 18
years. Jules Verne and Alexander
Dumas, It would be folly to wait for
any world-conquering.
Long before I had reached the age
of wisdom which, as I have' already
made clear, is at 18 years I had de
termined that the world of "-conquests
would be the mimic one. In that
earlier period, the golden agre of boy
dreams that only echool books could
cloud, I had formed an ambition to be
an actor. How it came I am not quite
sure. I think it came lightly, tenderly,
on a moonbeam. There were so many
beautiful dreams in those days, all
going as quickly as they came, that it
is difficult to place the one we some
times call inspiration. And. in truth, I
do not remember one being more beau
tiful than another. They all seemed to
blend together in one glorious irides
cent glow. And this warming light,
that only the Imagination of youth
can kindle, never failed to comfort
when school drudgery brooded, strife
sickened and poverty embittered.
It was one afternoon in the school
room, some years before I was 18, that
I received my first inspiration to act.
I was impressed and moved or perhaps
inspired by a poem. The class that
afternoon read Gray's "Elegy" and
Bryant's "Thanatopsis." I have read
greater poems since, and I have per
haps enjoyed others more, but no ex
ample of literature has left the im
pression created by the poems men
tioned. I was an impressionable youth,
and I had come into the school-house
that day after a stolen morning spent
In the fields and woods, livery line of
the "Elegy" ' and "Thanatopsis." as
our teacher, an elocutionist, read them,
stirred me. I went home that afternoon
with my reader under my arm, and at
night I earnestly recited to my mother,
who listened with motherly love, if not
with the artistic appreciation I thought
my reading demanded. I knew Booth
could not have extracted more beauty
from the lines. I thought if I only
had a chance to recite to Mr. Daly or
Mr. Irving I should have been engaged
at once for the most important roles
in their companies.
Several years passed before my op
portunity came. I still loved the
"Elegy" and "Thanatopsis," and would
spout the poems to anyone who was.
kind enough to listen. I did not know
there was a David Belasco at the time,
or he would not -have escaped, for then,
he. too. lived in my native city, San
francisco.
A benefit for a local charity was an
nounced for one Christmas afternoon,
ana I soon learned that volunteers were
wanted. Although some prominent
actors who were then playing in town
were on the bill, I was not daunted,
but with the assurance of one whose
laurels were already won. I presented
myself for charity anJ my little am
bition. I had more confidence at 18.
before -my first appearance, .than I have
BRIDGE PLAN SAFE
Council Adopts It and Will Send
Man to Capital.
UNCLE SAM TO CONSENT
Councilman Menefee Likely to Go
to Washington and Secure AVar
Department's Approval of
Broadway Bridge Plan.
, Plans for the proposed Broadway
high bridge were formally approved
by the City Council yesterday after
noon, at the instance of Councilman
Menefee, who introduced a resolution
to that effect. It was unanimously
adopted. This asserts the "power of the
city to proceed with the span independ
ently of the Port of Portland.
The Port of Portland Commission
having acknowledged by formal action
that the power vested by the people of
the city in the. Executive Board is su
perior to that vested in the Commis
sion by the Legislature, it is proposed
by the Mayor and Council to proceed
at once and carry the matter before
the War Department, which is the only
authority now to be consulted before
actual work on the span can be com
menced. Mayor Simon is urging the dispatch
ing of some personal representative ot
the city to Washington for the purpose
of getting into touch with the Secre
tary of War and having the depart
ment facilitate the decision on the
bridge. Councilman Menefee, who has
all along been a stalwart friend of the
project, is the most probable man for
the place. He has been asked by the
Mayor to go, but the matter has not
yet been decided.
Charles W. Fulton, ex-United States
Senator, is also talked of for the trip
but" it is known that he is very busy
here in his law practice, and he may
not be able to get away, at least on
short notice. It is argued that, if he
could go, it would be of material as
sistance, as he "knows the ropes" at
the National capital, and it is believed
one familiar with the situation there
could do better work than one unin
itiated. -
Action by the City Council yesterday
decides the point as to where the West
ern terminus of the span will be. Sev
enth street is designated, and this will
save a considerable sum of money, ae
it will obviate the necessity of purchas
ing a right of way through a small
block to get a landing-place at Sixth
and Glisan streets, as de'signed by Con
sulting Engineer Modjeski.
There is also to be taken up soon the
question of rights of way across the
O. R. & N. and the Terminal yards or
either side of the Willamette River
This-will probably be done at once.
Soldier Acquitted of Robbery.
VANCOUVER, Wash., Jan. 12. Pri
vate Albert Williams, Battery A. Fourth
Field Artillery, who was charged with
robbing Edward -Nerton, October 29,
1909, has been tried before a court-martial
at Vancouver Barracks and found
DAVID
had ever since. It seems that my de
termination and confidence amused the
man in charge of the bill, and my ser
vices were accepted. David Warfleld
was announced "in poetic selections."
The day of days at last arrived. My
only regret was that Mr. Irving or Mr.
Booth was not present. I have since
read that Demosthenes was a dismal
failure when he made his first appear
ance as an orator, but the knowledge
would not have made me hesitate, be
cause I was 18, and it was time for 'me
to conquer. 1 had spoken "Thanatop
sis" hundreds of times in private and
I was confident of my lines. I was also
confident that New Tork and London
would hear of a new actor the next
day. That was Christmas eve. Christ
mas morning I felt a little nervous,
and my nervousness Increased as the
great hour drew near. When I made
"my entrance" the mpst awful hour of
my life was before me. Incidentally, so
B-aaflisasB.-ssis.x. - vr i Tmifmmiifti.t nn mtm.'-.- iVtmiir ----- .-- f.
not guilty. He was accused of taking
between $6 and $S from the civilian while
the latter was intoxicated.
TWO ARE ADDED TO BOARD
F. C. Knapp and E. B. MacXaughton i
Elected Y. M. C. A. Directors
F. C. Knapp and E. B. MacNaughton
were yesterday elected directors of the
Portland Young Men's Christian Associa
tion at the board's monthly meeting, held
in the office of General Secretary Stone.
One of the vacanaies on the board which
they fill was caused by the resignation of
John Bain and the other has existed for
several years.
Reports were submittted at the meeting
showing that receipts of the Y. M. C. A.
from all sources during December
amounted to $10,522.24. Expenditures dur
ing the same month reached $11,178.74.
Eleven thousand, six hundred and ninety
seven meals were served in the restau
rant, .which, with committee and class
meals, brought In $3199.70. Attendance at
religious meetings of the association
averaged 957 each week during the month.
Attendance at the Sunday religious meet
ings averaged 295.
EXPLOSION BURNS CLERK
Lamp Bursts, Injury Slight-; Hot
Stove Sets Wall Afire.
By the explosion of an alcohol lamp
yesterday morning R. Depano, a drug
clerk in the pharmacy of R. A. Wilson
at 133 Grand avenue, was severely burned
about the hands. A fire alarm was sent
in, but the fire wa quenched by em
ployes before he arrival of the firemen.
Depano was attempting to adjust a
burner of the lamp when the accident
occurred.
Another slight blaze which, called out
the fire department about noon occurred
in a poolroom at the corner of Third and
Ankeny streets. The heating stove, which
had grrfwn red hot, set the woodwork
along the wall afire. The damage amount
ed to
YOUNG .GIRL MAY BE LOST
Police Asked to Kind Iomeslic Who
Held Place Three Years.
The police have been asked to find
Bella Dailey, 16 years old, a domestic
employed in the family of Mrs. D. Stein.
who lives at 430 Seventh street. Th3-
girl left thehouse at 2 o'clock Tuesday
afternoon and has not returned. As the,
girl had no apparent reason to go away
and always was well behaved, Mrs. Stein
believes something has befallen her. The
girl had lived there for three years. Her
parents live in Idaho.
DOWN T0WJN PROPERTY
We have several close-in pieces of
property exceptional values, that will
take from $15,000 to $20,00 to handle.
Better see us today.
CHAPIN & HERLOW.
332 Chamber of Commerce.
$20 OVERCOATS NOW $10
The Brownsville Woolen Mill Store
will close out five hundred overcoats
and cravenettes at the small price of
$10 not a coat in the lot is worth less
than $15, and many of them are $20
garments.
The Neealecrart Shop, now located at
888 Yamhill, near West Parle
APPEARANCE
of 18, and World Became Black and
WARFIELD.
were hundreds of acquaintances whom
I individually recognized and who were
grinning with cruel expectations. After
a few seconds that seemed hours, I be
gan in a strange voice, which even I
did not recognize: '
"To him who in love of nature "
Alas for the delicate shadings of the
beautiful verses. Alas for mv fine
memory. Alas for poor Mr. Irving,
who had missed a promising Juvenile'
I mumbled. I stumbled. I fell! Bryant's
immortal poem did not command the
sighs and tears I anticipated. The news
of my success was not cabled to Lon
don. As I recited I saw smiles in the
audience. When I had finished, abashed
and terrorized. I heard titters loud
unsuppressed ones and I left the stage
heart-broken.
I was a failure.
I was 18.
The sun had sunken from the heavens
and my life was black.
. Take
an A car,
five-cent fare,
. and go to
IRV1NGT0N PARK
See the
many fine homes '
already built.
Talk to
the
Happy People
who occupy them.
See the
dozen or more
new houses
going up.
Note the fine shade trees,
graded streets,
cement walks,
electric lights.
You will then say
$450
is below the real value,
but that is our price
on easy terms.
F. B. Hoibrook Company
Room 1,
Worcester Building.
Phones :
A 7507, Main 5300.
AMERICA leads the World
i pre-eminently in the su
periority and skill of her dentists
PERFECT
has been prepared by an Amer
ican dentist since 1866. It
cleanses, preserves and beauti
fies the teeth and imparts purity
and fragrance to the breath.
WHEREJ0 DINE.. "
All the delicacies of the season at the
Portland Restaurant. Pine private apart
ments for ladies. 305 Wash., near 5th St.
Rock Sprtnsra) Coal.
The best house coaL Liberty Coal &
Ice Co.. exclusive agents, 25 North
Fourteenth street. Main 16(2 A 3136.
Morgan & Robb, 250 Stark street, can
lend your money on real estate.
Plant Slbson's Roses. Phone Sellwood 95a
P. Centemeri Kid Gloves, $1
to g-t pair.
La Tospa Corsets, SI. 25 to
r SIO. y
F.P.YOUNG
SOO Morrison St. The Quality
Shop.
, LADIES' HABURDASHER.
Clearance Sale
The Bargaki Event of the
year. Every line of goods
greatly reduced.. Your imipee
tlon Is invited. Only a few
contract soods excepted.
$1.00 Chiffon Veiling,
special, per sard 69
$1.50 Union Suits, spe
cial $1.25
35c Ladies' Guaranteed
Hosiery, special, pr 25
35c Children's Hosiery,
per pair 25
$2.00 Kid Gloves, pr jgl.29
75c Infante' Wrappers 48
35c Women's Cotton
Vests 2o
85c Cotton Vests and
Pants 59
fleece lined, elastic ribbed.
$1.50 La Tosca Corsets 98
Long or medium.
New Keiser's Neckwear.
E. W. Baltes
and Company
inyite your
inquiries for
PRINTING
goineTmo
First and Oak
FlfJE REPAIR. XG
Of every description by
mall. Amber, brier and
meerschaum. Artificial
coloring;. 81 Slchel M
C. 02 3d St.. Portland.
CCHWAB PRINTING CO
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m7k STARK, STREET
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71 ' 1U - Portland. Oregon
Dr. Lyosi s
9
We want the people of Portland to realize
that through our membership in "The Seal
shipt System," we are selling oysters that
are as pure and fresh as the day they were
dredged from the deep. They come direct to
us from the ocean beds, under seal. .
iealshipt
No "Liquor" Nothing But Solid Meat
They "are kept Iced from the out
side. No ire or water ever touches
them. All of the sea flavor is
saved. They are firm, clean, solid,
fresh.
There-' is no ice "liquor" with
ealshipt Oysters all solid meats.
A pint of Sealshipt goes farther
77ie
66
ES, that triek of 'ducking
Y glasses' IS ridiculous. I
- that
and peer.
I can t see much
L f Ml IX
"Things in the distant landscape even the everlasting hills
came iremuious some live or six years ago. men laminar laces began
to blur. For a year I've been answering salutes of people across the
street without having the slightest idea who they were. I did that to
my wife this very day.
"The streetcar cards mock me. I can't .see w hat the 'Gold Dust
Twins' are doing any more.
"I ought to have had distance glasses long ago, but carrying two
pairs of glasses think of the nuisance !
Suppose I'm reading my evening paper as the train is about to
start for Hazyville my home town. Some one passing in the car
speaks my name. I can't identify him, so I put down my paper, take
off my glasses, get out the other pair, 2)ut them on and the man has
passed into the car ahead.
"Trouble all day, every day, and every day with two pairs of
glasses! But I suppose I've got to come to that, or something else.
"What is it about these 'Kryptoks'f
''Bifocal glasses! I tried bifocal glasses once, or rather they
tried me. But that was some years ago, and mavbe
" 'Bifocal glasses without the objectionable APPEARANCE.'
"So! That's something. It's a whole lot.
"'Light. SOLID LENSES' 'Smooth, unbroken surfaces' 'NO
CONSPICUOUS LINES' 'Cementing done away with' 'No cloud
ing' 'No lodging places for dust and dirt.'-
"This interests me. Who has them? I see. Well, they arc reliable
people, and if I can get convincing details in the forthcoming inter
view I'll end this game of ' Now-you-see-it-and-now-you-don 't ' in short
order. I'll wear Kryptoks. "
lie called and got them from
The Columbian Optical Co.
133 Sixth Street, Oregonian Building.
Improve
Tour
w K C Baldner Powder will do it ! Get
a can. Try it for your favorite cake. If
it doesn't raise better, more evenly, higher,
if it isn't daintier, more delicate in flavor,
".niPijUj, WC 1CUU.11 yuU-L
agrees K C has
n
Hot a'v Milk Trust
any
The Original and Genuine
lOPtLicr
HALTED H1L
The Food-drink for All Ages.
More healthful than Tea or Coffee.
Agrees with the weakest digestion.
Delicious, invigorating and nutritious.
Rich milk, malted grain, powder form.
A quick lunch prepared in a minute.
Take no substitute. Ask for HORLICK'S.
Others are imitations.
RHEUMATISM
Call for Free Uricsol
Booklet on Treatment
and Diet, at Woodard,
Clarke & Co., Portland,
or write to Uricsol
Chemical Co., Los An
geles, Cal.
FredPrehn, D.D. S
Removed to
407 GtrliiiEfr Bids
u ttiiQ Aiaer tots.
Phones: Main 22U2,
A 2202.
Residence Phone,
Main 4237.
n av It. Mrs k is B fc. B MA
No "Liquor"
With Seals hipt Oysters
Oysters
than a quart of common watered
oysters.
1-ook for the cleanly blue and
white Sealshipt sij?n when vou
pass our store. Step in and "pret
n copy of our free book s-nwlde
OjrMer Ii let us show you
how carefully we handle Seals'.iipt
Oysters.
Cream Store
388-390 WASHINGTON,
the head and peering over the
do it myself; and the worst of it is
of anything now when I do duck
be-
Onaranteed under
all rare r ooa
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leaking!
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no equaL
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POWDER
Jaqnes Mfg. Co.
Chicago
Painless Dentistry
If p ' 1- Jlt" yi?WPl Oat ot town people
can have their pJate
and bridge work fin
visaed in one d&
3 if necess&rr.
Wewilf ffjveyoa gootf
22k gold or ootcp!h
crown for $3.50
Molar Crown 6.00
lj22kBrlfir.T.tli3.50
Gold Filling 1.0 CI
Enamel Filling 1.09
, I Silvar Filling .50
s t inta, Filling. 2.50
i y 4sod Rubber
. "S ' - 1 J Plate. 5.00
ack ". T re .
OB. W. A. M1IE, FusniY ui Kutoi Der rule.
a fun tmnaMs rttruee Painless Exlr'tlon .50
WORK GUARANTEED FOR IS YEARS
Palnlese extraction 'ree when plateeor bridge worsr
Is ordered. Consultation Free. Yon cannot Ret bettew
painless work done anywhere. All work: fully rnap.
custeed. Modern electric equipment. Best methooa.
Wise Cental Co.
FjLTXTKG BCTIBIKO INCORPORATED
lHiBDa.WuE.BTS. PORTLAND, OREGON
OTICE B0CS8: A. K. to t. K. Soudan. to 1.
CHRISTENSEN'S SCHOOL
for Dancing Deportment
and PAysical Development
rhrlatnsena Hall can be rented, first
class affair only. For terms apply to Mr.
Christensen, office at hall., corner Eleventh
and Yamhill streets, Portland, Oregon.
Phone. Main 6017. A 4380.
"GOLD SEAL" OIL CLOTHING
Dead grass color.
Keeps the water out.
For sale by all dealers.
Goodyear Rubber Co.
ei, :t, 5, 67 Ponrth St.