. riT MrtlO Ikl nrirr I -r f i - OREt;OXTA' TELEPHONES. ,. Pacific states. Homo. Countlng-ronm Main 7O70 A 05 t lty oirculatlnn Main T070 A I5 Manasing Editor Main TOTO A o5 Sunday Editor Main 7070 AWi "'"POJ'nif-Room Main 7070 AAKtj fty, Kditor. Main 770 A GOO 5 fuph Buildings Main 7070 A 6o:3 AWJ8EMENW. PORTIJND IHBATER rFburteMith and atshington) "The Man From Home." To-nlg-!it at 8:15. BUNGALOW THEATER fTwelfth and Mor rlon) Mar Flfrman In "'Mary Jane's Pa." Tonight at 8:16. ORPHEUM THEATER fMorrlson. between g'Jtjnp Beventh Vaudeville. 2:14 and BAKER THEATER CTMrd and Tamhlll) "Beverly." Tonight at 8:15. GRAND THEATER (Washington, between Seventh and Park) Vaudeville. 8:30. 7:30 and 8 P. L PANTAGBS THEATER (Fourth and Stark) - Vaudeville. 2:30. 7:30 and V P. M. STAR THEATER Park and Washington) Motion pictures, 1 to 11 p. M. Ytizens Urged to Attend Meeting. Juda M. G. Munly, president of the North East Side Improvement Associa tion and chairman- of the bridge com mitter, desires that all Interested In the Broadway bridge should attend the meet ing of the Port of Portland this afternoon at 4 o'clock, in the City Hall. The Broad way bridge will be the subject. While special delegations have been appointed from the Bast Side push clubs to at tend this meeting the chairman of the bridge defires It understood that as many citizens as possible should make an effort to be present. Retired Traveling Mas Buried. The funeral services of Sherman J. La France, a traveling salesman and business man of Hood River, Or., were conducted yester- day from his late home, 874 East Salmon street, and the interment was made in Riverview Cemetery. Mr. La France was 65 years of age. He went to Hood River when a boy, and for 17 years he was traveling salesman for Winter & Harper, a piano firm. For some time he had lived in Portland. He is survived by his widow and two daughters; of Portland. Mrs. Augusta Evans" Funeral Held. The funeral obsequies of Mrs. Augusta Kvans were held yesterday at the home of her son. Earl Evans. 137 Page street." Services were under the auspices of Ore gon's First Hive, Xo. 9S1, Modern Macca bees, of which sho was a member. Mrs. Kvahs came here last September from Banner Creek, Mich., in the hope the climate -would benefit her health. Besides Karl Evans, she is survived by C. H. Evans, engineer on the O. R. & N., her father and two sisters in Michigan. Creditors of the Title Guarantee & Trust Company, whose claims have been tiled and approved, are notified to present their books, certificates of deposit, or other evidence of Indebtedness, for pay ment of interest at the office of the re ceiver, corner of Second and Washington streets, Portland, Or. Said payment of Interest being under orders of the United States Circuit Court for the District of Oregon. R. S. Howard, Jr., receiver of the Title Guarantee & Trust Company, January 8. 1910. Alleged Forger in Toils. Leon "White, arrested under suspicious circum stances Saturday night, is being held by the police" as a forger. A charge of vagrancy had been placed against him but when the detective staff looked over the men in jail two of the officers picked White out as a man wanted for forgery. The police say that they have evidence to convict White in half a dozen cases, of passing worthless checks ranging in amount3 from 5 to $50. Xbw Organist Is Guest. The new or ganist and director of Holy Rosary male choir. Luclen E. Becker, was a guest of the Dominican Fathers last Sunday) at a. dinner given in honor of the choir. Mr. Becker comes from Guilmenfs School of Music in France, and has had much ex perience In musical work in this country. Being a composer as well as a teacher of various branches of music, he is a wel come addition to Portland musical cir cles. Mrs. Duniwat Honored. Governor Benson has appointed Mrs. Abigail -Scott Duniway, president of the Oregon State Suffrage Association, as delegate to the Uniform Divorce Congress, to be held in Washington. D. C, January 17-19, and she will leave for that city this morning. Gov ernor Hay. of Washington, has appointed Mrs. Emma Smith DeVoe, president of the Washington State Association, and she will accompany Mrs. Duniway. Portland Musician Married. Miss Mario Ijillement, a well-known musi cian of Portland, was married in Albany yesterday to T. J. Dorgan. of Corvallis. Miss Lallement for the past three years had been musician of the Holy Rosary Church. Union avenue. Saturday eve ning a farewell was tendered her by her friends and pupils of the Oregon Con servatory of Music, where she .had been Instructor. Ministers Hold Meeting. Members of the EVangelical-United Brethren Minis terial Association met yesterday in the Y. M. C. A. building. Rev. H. A. Deck read a paper on "Faith and Character." The matter of holding a Summer Bible Institute was discussed, but action was postponed until the next meeting, when Kev. C. C. Poling, who suggested the in stitute, will be present. New York Society to Meet. The New York State Society of Oregon will hold the annual meeting tonight at the studio of Mme. 8. V. d'Auria, 401 Seventh street, corner of Hall. The election of officers for the ensuing year will be held. An en tertaining musical programme has been arranged. Visiting and all former resi dent New Yorkers are cordially invited. Woman's Club to Discuss Violin. The programme at the' Woman's Club, next aFrlday afternoon, will be devoted to the violin. Wakiemar Lind will play upon the Stradivarhis lent by Mrs. Hore. Miss Sara Glance will sing with violin obligato and Mrs. Evelyn A. Aitchison will tell the story of the violin. Members should bring their friends. Bad Check Causes Trouble. John Harmon, alias Joe Thompson, accused of passing a worthless check for $as on J a mi's E. Kelly, a saloonkeeper. Park and Morrison streets, was arraigned in the Municipal Court yesterday and waived examination. He was held to await the grand jury. ln default of S1000 bail he was taken to iail. Views Show Construction. Special stereopttcon views of the construction in progress at Bayocean, the real beach re sort, will be presented at hall 452 Slier lock building. Third and Oak. this eve ning at 8 o'clock. One of Kiser's famous photographs. ."Sunset on Bayocean Beach," will be given to each lady pres ent. For Sale. 200-horsepower motor generator set, belted units, complete with circuit breakers and panels. Alternating and direct current machines. Ideal drive for industrial plant. Complete information furnished at room 101 Oregonian building. Ratks to Walla Walla Cut. Reduced rates are announced by the railroads for the annual meeting of the Farmers" Edu cational and Co-Operative Union of Amer ica, which will meet in Walla Walla January 17. Wanted. A modern well-furnished cot tage or bungalow. Holladay or Irvlngton or a modern well-furnished apartment, on West Side: good neighborhood. faSnily of two. AO 62, Oregonian. Tub Ladies' Aid of the Second Baptist .Church are requested to meet at the residence of Mrs. C. M. Cox, Wednesday January 12. at S P. M. "LBrFERTS" diamond engagement rlngsu finest quality, all sizes; every stone guar anteed, prices $25 to SSO0. 72 Wash. at. Swiss watch repairing. C. Chrlstensen, econd floor OVjrbett blag., take elevator. Irvtngton Club Meets Tonight. Mem bers of Irvington Club will hold their an nual meeting tonight in the clubhouse, on Thompson and East Twenty - second streets, to receive reports and elect offi cers for the ensuing year. The nominat ing committee has nominated W. F. Woodward. Walter M. Cook, S. F. Owen, L. M. Starr. F. F. Harrigan. Walter Goss, R. W. Wilbur, F. S. Fields and H. M. Haller to serve as directors. Reports on the. plans of reorganization will be ren dered and also what has been accom plished toward the improvement of the property, including the acquisition of ad joining lots for a playground for the chil dren. It will be the most important meet ing held during the year. Forty Men Would Be Barbers. Over 40 candidates presented themselves for ex-" amlnation before the State Board of Barbers yesterday. Examinations will extend over today and the Board . w ill announce tomorrow the names of those who have been awarded the state certifi cate and accordingly registered. No unregistered barber may be employed in Oregon. The Board will tomorrow in spect every barbers shop in Portland. The followlng-comprise the board: Presi dent, H. G. Meyers, of Salem; treasurer, R. R. Wallace, of Astoria; secretary. T. M. Lsabo, secretary Barbers' Union, of (Portland. Fight Costs $10. C. O. Wheeler, a clerk, was fined $10 yesterday for being drunk and disorderly. Wheeler, after having been in a fight, entered the barber shop of J. Dennlson. near East Morrison and East Front streets, here he asked to have his somewhat damaged features bathed and massaged into better condi tion. After the barber had performed his work. Wheeler refused to pay the bill with the result that he was ejected. The policeman then took him into custody. City Richer by Court Receipts. The semiannual statement of finances pre pared by Clerk Beutgen of the Municipal Court, which was finished yesterday, shows that during the six months ending December 31. 1909, the court paid to the city $13,876.50 in . fines, forfeitures and costs. This is considerably In excess of the receipts of the proceeding six months which were only $11,830.50. The year's receipts, $25,707, are in excess of those of many previous years. Second Charge Faced. Additional charges have been filed against Cecil Daniels a mail clerk for the Marshall Wells Hardware Company who Is said to have been caught opening registered mall addressed to the firm. He was arrested Saturday. H. A. Harrington, a grocer, at 222 Crosby street, accuses Daniels of stealing his gold watch, chain and pencil, valued $so, and $7. Daniels formerly worked for Harrington. Exempt Firemen to Banquet. The an nual banquet of the Exempt Firemen's Association will be held Thursday eve ning, January 20. In Richards' Restau rant, 362 Alder street. The Danquet will commence at 6 o'clock. The committee having the arrangements In charge Is composed of R. M. Donovan, George Langford and N. S. Maroney. Langmo Charged With Forgery. G. H. Langmo. arrested in Vancouver, Wash., on Friday charged with forgery, was arraigned yesterday morning and waiving examination was held to await the grand jury in default of $1000 bail. Langmo is said to have passed a worth less check for $11.60 upon the Moyer Clothing Company. Wanted. Party with several thousand dollars to join in the best platting propo sition in Oregon: will give real estate se curity for your money and pay big profits. Don't pass this up if you are looking for a square, safe, and lucrative invest ment. V. Vincent Jones, 3 Commercial Club bldg. Riverview Directors Postpone Meet. Owing to the absence from the city of several of the directors of the Riverview Cemetery Association, the meeting, to have been held yesterday, has been post poned until February 1, at the offices of the association, 224 Worcester building. Boiled Salmon, parsley sauce, roast veal, wlth dumplings; creamed onions, roast loin of pork, with dressing; hot waf fles, maple syrup, shrimp salad, steamed chocolate pudding, wild blackberry pie for luncheon, at Woman's 'Exchange today, 186 Fifth street, near Yamhill. Annual Meeting Unitarian Church. The regular annual meeting of the First Unitarian Society will be held this (Tues day) evening, in the chapel. Seventh, be tween Yamhill and Taylor. There will be a parish supper at 6 o'clock, followed by the business meeting. Meat's Not High. Not ff you get in the right place not if you buy at a Smith -viarKet. see Smith's adv., back page. Private Office, use of reception-room and phone. Lewis bldg. T 633, Oregonian. Othello! Othello! Othello! Othello! Othello! Othello! Dr. K. C. Brown, Eye. Ear: Marquam. BRIDGE MATTER UP TODAY Port or Portland Meets Interested Citizens to Attend. It Is probable that the citizens inter ested in the Broadway bridge propo sition will overcrowd the commission rooms in the City Hall where the spe cial meeting of the Port of Portland will be held this afternoon at 4 o'clock. Whether the members will take defi nite action-ln regard to the bridge at this meeting Is unknown. It is be lieved they wil hear all sides of the controversy, based upon Consulting Engineer Lockwood's report, and take the matter under advisement until Thursday, the regular meeting day. The bridge is to be built at. an ap proximate cost of $1,500,000. There Is a decided demand for early action in the premises, and among the resi dents of the North East Side in particu lar, and the entire city in general, there is even a strong feeling that, should the Commissioners hold up the project without sufficient cause, they should be recalled. STOCKHOLDERS' MEETING The annual meeting: of the stockhold ers of the Union Pacific Life Insurance Company, of Portland, Or., was held in the company's office in the Oregonian building at 3 P. M. yesterday, and elect ed 36 directors. The company is making headway in obtaining subscriptions for the balance of its capital stock at a handsome pre mium for the company, thereby giving the company a large surplus with which to- operate and meet Its obliga tions after it begins business, -which will be in the near future. .' INVITATION T0 THE PUBLIC . It being impossible to send out per sonal invitations without unintentionally omitting some of our many friends, we take this method of extending to you our cordial invitation to be present at. out formal opening of "The Shipherd," at The Dalles, Or.. .Wednesday, January V 1910. The Shipherd-Clarke Hotel Co., per N. K. Clarke, Manager. WHEREJ0 DINE. All the delicacies of the season at tha Portland Restaurant. Fine private apart ments for ladies. 305 Wash., near 6th bl Ocean Beach for Sale. In Tillamook County, west of Portland. Partly platted; cash. W 636, Oregonian. Rock Sprlnva Coal. The best house coal. Llbertr Coai & Ice Co.. exclusive agents. 28 Nortli Fourteenth street- Main ISS2 A 813. Plant Sibson's Roses, Phone Sellwood 96a TIIE MORNING New Bills Open at the Vaudeville Houses Orpheum. THE name Orpheum this week is synonomous for excellent vaude ville. The entire programme is con siderably above the choicest of the shows that "just happen" occasionally. The opening act is Love and Love a maid and a man. Always an unde sirable position on the bill the two Loves overcame this handicap and Im mediately won favor. They were en thusiastically applauded at yesterday's matinee and again at night. The act is a medly of eccentric dances and songs with a bit of conversation thrown In to round out matters. The twain possesses youth and ability, the girl especially, who does most of the work, and who Is a. veritable wonder In her buck and wing dancing, which she executes In French heels, a re markable and unusual stunt. The act Is beautifully dressed. Little Miss Love Is an edition de luxe in pink and white and silver, who sings in a high, sweet little soprano. Following the twain with the am orous cognomens, Is Gil Brown, a mem ber of the well-known team of "Two Browpies," who also sings and dances. One forgets his musical offerings after he dances, for oh, how that man docs step. Old-time favorites are Claude and Fannie Usher, whose little play, "Fa gin's Decision," has much Intrinsic merit. Pathos and comedy mingle freely and not a line nor even the pretty costume of the girl has been changed since its appearance here last year, which rather dulls the edge of novelty a vaudeville attraction is sup posed to possess. But even so, Fannie and Claude deliver the goods, with the assistance of their canine, Spareribs. Miss Usher is charming and her voice has a little break in it that makes It delightfully childlike. For those who don't care to sob there are lots of good fat laughs in their offering. One of the biggest hits of the after noon was the musical dramatic play let, "The Fifth Commandment." For the benefit of those who have for gotten, the programme prints in paran thesis (Honor thy father and thy mother.) Mr. Steger composed the sketch, which Is entirely unique in the annals of vaudeville. Personally Mr. Steger Is an actor-singer of merit, but he gave us only one song. Everybody wished for more. The supporting com pany is most excellent. Alfred Hol lingsworth is cast as Stephen Win throp, a banker, and Maud Earl is Alice, his grandchild. Mr. Hollings worth's bit of character work as the stern and stony-hearted old man is realistic. John Romano as Giovanni, a street musician, .plays delightfully on the harp, and Mr. Sieger is seen as a street singer. The girl, in her grand father's absence, invites the musicians into her home,- the old man, who hates music, returning to find them there. A splendid - scene follows, in which the street musician reveals himself as Alice's father, the old man repudiates him, and Alice's entrance brings the climax. Replete with sentiment of a high order it is a play' of the honest brand that counts. ' From the sublime to the ridiculous is less than a. step. Cook and Stevens are the essence of fun in their offering. "No Checkee, No Washee." Cook Is done brown, a rich brunette brown, and is a human scream as a cullud gentleman, while Stevens is almost a hysteria producer as a Chinaman. He doesn't simply dress the Part, he Acts the wily Celestial, bland ly smiling, in a manner that is al most uncanny. Their dialogue gets over the footlights like a waterfall, and their songs give additional pleas ure. Vilnos Westony Is a rotund little gent from Hungary who is a wizard on the piano. He received so many cur tain calls yesterday one lost count. His repetoire consists of imitations of a complete orchestra, and selections from "Carmen," "Human in Art," and "The Four Heroic Nations." This latter was an achievement since the Herr Pro fessor played four National anthems simultaneously the American, German, French and English. Throughout the rapldfire melody evoked by Westony's fingers, one could pick out distinctly the four separate airs. , Uproarously effective was the sensa tional comedy acrobatic work of Ve ronica and Hurl Falls. Their tumbling and balancing feats are not only a de parture from the beaten track, but are. engagingly absurd. Pantages. PRESENTING her famous swimming and diving act, Lottie Mayer holds the feature position on the current bill at the Pantages Theater. Miss Mayer is said to be the champion woman long distance swimmer and also holds a rec ord for high diving. The stage set with a great pool is made more realistic by property bridges and trees, while the audience is edified by Miss Mayer's rapid-fire disrobing act, this entertain ing feature being silhouetted against a glass bath-house. The young aquatic artist does some thrilling handsprings, double somersaults, etc. She is bota daring and graceful, and presents an attractive figure in somber-hued flesh ings. Exceptionally good equilibrists are Wills and Hasson. They do numerous new and hazardous stunts with the greatest nonchalance and skill. One of the team, standing In an inverted po sition, balances himself on his partner's head while -the latter rushes madly up and down a stairway. A distinct novelty Is offered by Payne and Lee in "The Dancing Billiken." What appears to be a full-sized inani mate figure of the popular little god of luck develops much animation and decided terpsichorean ability. Their repertoire aiscf" includes a potpourri of dancing and popular songs. Pearson and Garfield do a good song and dance sketch with a few imper sonations. Miss Bryant, an attractive girl with tresses of a burnished copper shade, does an entertaining monologue and has also a sweet and well-trained voice. Miss Bryant is more cultured than the averag-e professional recon teuse, and tells her stories as if in a drawing-room. Senor Galgano is a harp soloist who is capable. His act rounds out a bill that is diverting and pleasing. Besides there are the illustrated song and mov . ing pictures. Grand. 7T BSOLUTELY unique among vaude Jr ville turns is the act of the Bo ganny troupe of "Lunatic Bakers" this week at the Grand. As the title would signify, the performers appear In the guise of pie and cake makers, while the setting represents the interior of a bakeshop. The skit abounds with most difficult acrobatic feats. There are a baker's half dozen in the cast, all agile and fearless, and the fun is of the fast and furious brand. The tumblers are whirled from unexpected places, bins, ovens, etc., and in consequence the audience is kept in a state of unex pected interest- This is one of the most entertaining acrobatic stunts ever seen in local vaudeville. Gardner. Rankin and Griffin compose an act, "The Musical .Majors and the Ratcatcher." which affords them an ex cuse for playing on various instru ments. Their two most successful turns are played on the saxophone and French horns. J. C. Tremayne and company present a sketch, "Ills Girl of. the limes," , OREG ONI AN, TUESDAY, One-Half the People who cross the " river go North of Sullivan's Gulch and East of Union Avenue to that most popular residence district, embracing Holladay, Irvington, Irvington Park The same clas of people who live In Irv-ington Park live near er Holladay avenue. It is the same business judg ment that dictates buying in Irvington Park that prompts peo ple to buy in Irvington or Hol - laday simply a business propo sition. - HKS $450 22 minutes out, or $1500 to $3000 per lot, 7 or 8 minutes closer In. Same car service, same fare, go ing to the same sort of property; same sort or neighbors; same sur roundings. i "' Let us "show you." F. B. Holbrook Company Room 1, Worcester Building. Phone Main 5396; or telephone our Mr. Sehwan, on the ground. Woodlawn 2209. icnnaiBmitnCTfflmimimnCTrirmnnimmimninuiininiHHnn QCHOOL days are the days fc when most or the portant habits of life T IT" 1 im- are r o r m e a. leacn your children the daily use of Dr. Lyon's ' PERFECT Tooth Powder and they will some day rise to call you blessed. It cleanses beautifies and preserves the teeth and imparts purity and fragrance to the breath. 8f rwnffiintintmnintntmintnHi tnnTHmtii h ttumn it mimiinmn i; mmtn nnm which tells of the strenuous efforts of a newspaper woman to gain a scoop. Frank Marckley certainly has learned the art of tickling a banjo, and in con sequence curries favor with his hearers. Four girls of the pony ballet type give a hodge podge of songs and danc ing.. They carry their own scenery and blossom forth rapidly in numerous costumes. Their finale is a ilanee com bining clog and rope jumping. Marie Fitzgibbons is a trifle shy on voice but has an original manner of telling of her stories. She has a line of new tales to recount which she does tn an entertaining manner. Her song hit is "The One who Wrote 'Home, Sweet Home,' Was Certainly Not a Married Man." WEBSTER QUIT THIS WEEK? Rumor Has It That County Judge Leaves Bench January 15. Although County Judge Webster denied it last night, it Is reported that he is planning to hand in his resignation to Governor Benson the-last of this week, to take effect January 15. Many rumors as to who will be his suc cessor are afloat, but this is still a matter of conjecture. Judge Webster has made arrangements to become president of the American Life & Accident Insurance Company, with of fices in the Becker building. He will also be general counsel for the firm. Besides this, rumor has it that the re tiring Judge will continue his practice of law In general and will become the lec turer for the good road& committee, the fund for his salary having been nearly completed. He will also continue to be identified with the Better Citizenship As sociation, one of whose departments is the bureau of justice. JURY'S AUTO BILL KILLED County Court Disallows $67 for Trips in Machines. .. Bills for automobile hire amounting to S67 on account of trips into the country made by recent grand juries were disallowed by the County Court yesterday. One of these automobile trips by the grand jury was a visit to neighbor ing dairies; another was for bringing an ill grand juror to jury quarters in Husky Youngsters who will some day hold posi tions of responsibility require right food for the development of. body and brain. Grape-Nuts FOOD made of wheat and barley, eon tains the phosphate of potash grown in the cereals for build in? sturdy tissue cells espe cially those of the brain and nerves. Bead "The Road to Wellville," ... . . in pkgs. ".THERE'S A REASON" for Grape-Nuts POSTUM CEREAL CO., LTD., Battle Creek, Mich. ' l J JANUARY 11. 191t. Kilham Loose Are simple in construction and are made Made with finest leaflets and covers that They please the man of business and their The KILHAM Loose Leaf Ledger . 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