10 THE MORXiyG OREGONIAy, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1909. PORTLAND, OREGON. Entered at Portland. Oregon, Poatofflca aa Fecond-Clasg Matter. bubacrlptlon Hates Invariably In Advance. (By Mall.) Pally, Sunday Included, one year fg.00 Dally. Sunday Included, six montha.... 4.23 lally. Sunday Included, three montha. . 2.1 Dally. Sunday Included, one month 75 Dally, without Sunday, one year 8.00 Dally, without Sunday, six montha.... 3.25 ; Dally, without Sunday, three montha... 1.75 Dally, without Sunday, one month 60 "Weekly, one year , 1.50 Sunday, one year 2.50 Sunday and weekly, one year 8.30 (By Carrier.) '.Ially. Sunday included, one year..... 9.0O , Dally. Sunday Included, one month.... .75 How to Remit Send poatofnce money order, express order or peraonal check on your local bank. Stampi, coin or currency are at the sender's risk. Give poatofnce ad dress In full, including county and atata. Foalain Rates 10 to 14 pages. 1 cent: 16 to 28 pages. 2 cents; 80 to 40 pages. 8 centa; 40 to 60 pases, 4 centa. Foreign poataga double rate. Eaateni Business Office The S. C. Back with Special Agency New York, rooma 48 rn Tribune building. Chicago, rooms 010-012 Tribune building. I'ORTLAJsI), WEDNESDAY, DEC. 15, 190. IT IS NOT A FAIR TAX. The Treasury Department is issuing Its instructions for assessment and col ilection of the corporation tax. This la the duty of the Department, under 'the law. But the corporation tax is not a fair tax. It is not an equal and ;just tax. It penalizes the corporate ethod of doing business for cor porations small and great and leaves Untaxed Individuals and partnerships doing business in the very same lines. The corporations of the country "with the exception of national banks are organized under state law. They ere agents and instruments of the 'state, employed under state law, for facilitation of business. They author ize, combinations of capital, without which the capital necessary even for ..local irrigation projects, for sawmills, (for drying hops and prunes, cannot (be carried on. The Government" of 'the United States ought not to pe nalize these efforts. Property of all cuch, of course. Is subject to state taxa tion. The state taxes the property, iand the United States taxes the ef ffort; and yet both the property and the effort belong to the Jurisdiction ;f the state, and the state has au thorized the method and the effort which the United States proceeds to 'tax. Of course, the law and the tax will jibe resisted, and on several grounds. ;The corporation owes its existence to istate law. Has the Government of the lUnited States a right to tax a method iomployed by the state for furtherance of the business of its citizens? It may Itax the citizens, because It operates directly upon them. It may require jthem to do military duty, and even duty in civil office. But the corpora tion is not a citizen of the United IStates. It is a fictitious person, created by the state, for its own purposes. Has !the United States a right to tax it? Of course, if it has a right to tax, it ,-iias a right to suppress that is, to tax jto the finality of suppression. So It Ihfis suppressed state banks of issue, :under the grant of the Constitution 'which enables the general government ;to control the monetary system of the country. But has it the right to tax corporations that exist under state flaw only? Has it a right to suppress Jthem? This is to be tried out. The argument on both sides doubt lless will be. split into many reflne itnents. But this, finally, will be the ! Question, to wit: AVhether the cor Iporatlon tax levied by the law of the ! United States is a direct tax, or not. There can be no valid direct tax by !he United States, enforceable among 'the states, unless apportioned among "the states according to the population or respective numbers. That is a set tled principle, written in the Constitu tion of the United States and affirmed 'y the Judgments of the Supreme Court. If the United States may tax cor porations created under laws "of the states, it may tax these corporations out of existence; under the familiar rule laid down by Chief Justice Mar shall, that "the power to tax includes the power to destroy," and "the power to destroy may defeat and render use less the power to create." These, added the great Chief Justice, "are propo sitions not to be denied." It is most probable, as The Orego nlan believes, that the corporation tax .will be declared extra-constitutional and invalid. The income tax, collected from the individual citizen, will stand, ; however, on a very different basis even though the United States Su preme Court, on reasoning not con clusive even to itseir, and by a ma jority of only one vote- stopped that Itax, too, on the ground that it ex ceeded the constitutional limitation. This, however, la most doubtful; and ;tt Supreme Court, differently consti tuted, might easily affirm the, validity of an Income tax without violence to the former opinion of that tribunal. Justice, however, and equity must, in the long run, have weight in decision of these matters; and it cannot be Tight that a corporation doing business under state law should be required by the United States to pay a tax when nn Individual person or a partnership, kloing the same or similar business, whould be passed over. FATHERS ANT CIGARETTES. It is not surprising that Truant Of ficer Ketchum, of Seattle, finds some 'difficulty in keeping an eye, on every urchin of that depraved city who 'wishes to smoke cigarettes. Even in a city of normal piety and sobriety the 'task would be stupendous. What must 'it be then In such a place as Seattle? -Cumbered with many cares and scarce ly knowing which way to turn his head -under the overwhelming magnitude of 'his official burden. Officer Ketchum iliRs asked for an assistant. With this 'trusty auxiliary at his side he plans to 'arrest and convict every dealer In, Seattle who sells "the makings" of I cigarettes to boys, if he can. We are haunted by the fear that his laudable ; ambition is doomed to disaster. If he had twenty assistants instead of one the deplorable urchins of Seattle would still buy and smoke as .many cigarettes as their sinful hearts might desire. Foreseeing this Bad disillusionment ,why not focus official attention on the ;lboy who smokes the cigarette instead ;of the man who sells it? It is the bad ;loy, not the man, who is injured by 'the habit. To punish the storekeeper for the boy's vice is a vicarious method more elegant than effective. One fan cies that all the tobacconists In Seattle i might be Jailed without convincing a ningle depraved schoolboy of the error ' of his ways. Much more salutary, we should imagine, would be a good, pli able hickory withe applied to the boy's tender spot. This simple remedy saved many souls before our day. It is difficult to believe that Its efficacy has been wholly exhausted. But Of ficer Ketehum's single hand can not wield the withe adequately without some aid. Nor is a paid assistant the best helper for him in this noble work, Far better and more potent would be the co-operation of the boys' fathers. If every male parent in Seattle did his duty in admonishing and chastising his sons, there would be no need to arrest tobacco sellers in vicarious expiation of the boys' misdeeds. The careless parent may blame himself if his boy goes to perdition 'by the cigarette route. FOR I'NITY OF ACTIOX. The primary law, without guidance of assembly or convention for sugges tion of nominations, affords no basis for unity or concert of party action. Without the convention or assembly, the direct plurality primary Is a dis solver of parties, especially of the ma jority party, in a state. This, feared from the first by not a few, has now been completely demonstrated in the experience of the Republican party of Oregon. Moreover, the convention will be strictly in accord with law. It is no where forbidden in the primary act; for, though this act declares that all nominations must be made as this law directs and not otherwise, the convention or assembly will not make the nominations, but will be simply an attempt to guide and to unite the party in making nominations; and the nominations then will be made in the direct primary, by the general vote, strictly In accord with the provisions of the law. The primary law itself, in a long preamble, declares that political par-' ties are essential in our form of gov ernment, and must be maintained; and the law throughout recognizes the ne cessity of party combination and of party in action. It cannot intend to forbid the use of the proper means necessary to such combination and ac tion. Such, indeed, is not its intent, but the contrary yet if such were its intent the purpose would be absurd, ineffective and void. There was not, indeed, greatest display' of wisdom in drawing up this law; but even those who drew it knew perfectly well that men must act in groups and through organization to accomplish anything. If the names offered by the assem bly or convention are not satisfactory to the members of a party, they will be rejected in the primary election and the party nominations will go to others. The convention, further, will tend to prevent the Intrusion of one party In the affairs of another, since it is not likely that the men recom mended by a convention will be sup ported for nominations by the oppo site party at the primary. The only possibility of any approach to harmonious party action is through organization, for recommendation of candidates. The fight of a multitude of candidates among themselves for a nomination for any Important office will result in nomination of one by a small percentage of the party's vote; and a period of this vigorous warfare will result further in estrangement from the successful candidate of a large proportion of those who op posed him for the nomination and sup ported one or another of his oppo nents. It is nothing short of party destruction. Under the system no Re publican Senator can ever be elected in Oregon; nor any Republican for any other high office, after a hot scramble among several candidates for the nomination. , If, therefore. Republicans of Oregon desire any success in future they will come together for counsel about can didates before the primary Is held. They then may attain to something like unity of action. Without use of this method, never. OUR SQUANDERED .WATERFRONT. Councilman Kills' project of investi gating title to stretches of waterfront which have been lifted, as It were, by various individuals may or may nut result in anything of direct practical benefit. It is a good, deal easier to keep the end of a street when you have it than to get it back again after you have fooled it away. But in any case, Mr. Kills' investigation may stir taxpayers of Portland to a little whole some reflection on the way their prop erty has gone and is likely to con tinue going if they are not on the alert. It is noticeable that when a corpora tion wants to get hold of a piece of the city's waterfront the property is never worth anything. The company's lawyers appraise it at zero or less and the people's representatives compla cently let it go at that figure. Ulti mately a time comes when the public needs the property It has frittered away. A movement to recover it be gins and the discovery is made that it is worth big sums of money. This silly performance has occurred over and over again with the city's wa terfront on both sides of the river. The lesson of It all is plain enough. The city should either keep its prop erty or else sell it for what it is worth. The unprofitable business of present ing to Individuals land which belongs to the public ought to have ceased long ago. When the fathers made the Constitution they were careful to pro vide that private property should not be taken for public use without com pensation. The country would have fared better than it has if they had added the provision that public prop erty shall not be taken for private use without compensation. AN INTERESTING LIBEL SUIT. It was not to be supposed that Judge LIndsey, of the Juvenile Court of Den ver, and his collaborator, Harvey H. O'Higglns, a magazine writer, who are telling a story of Denver-politics in a New York magazine under the head, "The Beast and the Jungle." would escape a suit for libel. Such a suit has been filed in a Denver court, ask ing damages for defamation of charac ter against each of the defendants in the sum of $50,000, the complainant being W. G. Smith, ex-Speaker of the Colorado House of Representatives. As Is usual in the case of a sensational story, "the plot thickens." The read ing public has taken relatively lan guid interest thus far in the alleged disclosures of Denver political meth ods, knowing that much depends upon the point of view. It will sit up and take notice, now that Judge Lindsey has been called upon to make good his charges of official corruption under oath or satisfy this aggrieved party by payment of exemplary damages. It is scarcely conceivable that a man of Judge Llndsey's legal acumen and political experience would make the charges that he has made against Den ver politicians and managers of cor porations, fearlessly calling the names of the accused, unless he could sub stantiate them. On the other hand, the public shrinks from accepting his bold recital of fraud, double-dealing and official and corporate corruption, as detailed, giving names and dates and specific sums of money Involved, as a reflex of conditions prevailing in and ruling a populous, prosperous and beautiful American city. In this strait betwixt the two, developments In the suit filed, . as above noted, will be awaited with interest. ONE STEP AT A TIME. It is a very Interesting letter that Mr. C. V. Cooper offers in The Ore gonian today. Our first word about it is that Portland can't do everything at once. Chief of reasons why Port land cannot put tunnels (or tubes, if that word suits everybody better) in or under the river, is the belief that the cost would be too great, for pres ent conditions. But this Isn't the sole obstacle. At Portland, on either side of the river, are many thousands of owners of land, who wish their prop erty interests preserved, cared for and maintained. They have the numbers and the strength to compel attention. Again, it is not possible at this time to force in Portland conditions as to transit and movement, subways, tun nels and tubes, that but Just now. are obtaining in old cities, where there is enormous wealth, created and sup ported by the industries of a vast pop ulation. We must deal with this situation at Portland, as it is. No theory is good for anything that does not take pres ent conditions into account. There is little wealth here; the city is In a stage of growth that suggests uncer tainties as to future development In one direction or in another; owners of property are anxious to preserve the values and to enhance them, and each and all contend for their own In terests, as they see them. A balance between these interests and forces must be sought, and upon this Judg ment we must base present action. In these brief statements Jle the reasons why The Oregonian at this time urges construction cf the Broad way bridge. The Madison bridge is under construction, the tunnels (or tubes) will come later. Portland is not New Tork or London. Let The Oregonian be excused here for a remark. Portland is not to have 500,000 inhabitants by 1912. That is ri diculous. The city is growing fast. But it must work and wait yet a little. The "ocean ship harbor" Is a matter of very first importance too; but it will not be seriously interfered with by erection of the high bridge at Broad way. There will be great; things doing here in future years, but children must creep before they can walk; and the Idea, of settling now, once for all, the problem of movement over and under the river will, disappoint all, who en tertain it. NEW LIGHT ON DIVORCE. One of the professors in the state university of Nebraska has written an extremely Interesting article on divorce for the December McClure's. In his opinion the ecclesiastical theory of marriage is one that cannot be main tained either on historical or scriptural grounds. sHe contends that the sacra mental quality of the contract was a rather late innovation in the church. Luther and most of the other reform ers repudiated it and its acceptance by many of the Protestant denominations in recent times seems to be an act of retrogression. Leaving the delicate domain of theology our author. Pro fessor George Elliott Howard, pre sents a number of facts bearing on the divorce question which are of more immediate importance, probably, than the dispute whether marriage Is a sacrament or not. He states, for instance, that the di vorce habit is spreading all over the world though we are mgre subject to It that any other Aryan nation thus far. Of American marriages one in ten ends in divorce and the tendency is for this proportion to increase. The states which harbor "divorce colonies" do not by any means exhibit the great est number of severed marriage bonds. South Dakota, which once sheltered, two or three thriving groups of men and women waitllng for the courts to set them free never had so many di vorces to the thousand of population as Indiana. Professor Howard does not believe that the divorce scandal in the United States arise from bad legislation on the subject, or that bet ter laws would improve mattersmuch. The evil, if it Is an evil, is incident to the profound social changes which this generation is experiencing, particular ly the emancipation of women from economic dependence. Both sexes find many of the old domestic restraints irksome and In their efforts to make a new adjustment they often break up their families. Naturally this unrest is a temporary phenomenon. When social equilibrium has been restored if will disappear and the family will re sume Vs former stability. Reasoning In this way Professor Howard does not see much to worry over in our scandalous divorce record. It is regrettable of course, but in all probability it is an indispensable pre liminary to more lasting marriages and happier homes. It seems to be one of those numerous cases, in fact, where Providence manages to bring ultimate good out of present evil. A TRUST THAT FAILED. For the second time since its or ganization, the International Sailing ship Owners Union has been obliged to suspend its scale of minimum grain freight rates out of Pacific Coast ports. This organization, controlling more than four-fifths of the available sail tonnage of the world that was suitable for grain carrying, has met with a fair degree of success in maintaining grain freights at a minimum figure, sufficient to prevent actual loss in ope ration of vessels. But the "combine," like all others that aattempt to set aside .the immutable law of supply and demand, "had its limitations and was obliged, to acknowledge them. Ocean freight space is for sale by every prom inent nation on earth, and It is im possible to regulate the supply and de mand so as to prevent occasional pe riods of congestion and low rates. The Sailingshlp Owners combine was formed to prevent sinking of these rates below the point where the ope ration of ships would no longer show a profit. The minimum rate fixed from Portland and Puget Sound to Kurope was 27s 6d, or $6.60 per ton of 2240 pounds. It is readily noticeable that this is a very low rate for service, which Involves loading and discharg ing, andja 14,000 mile voyage. Regard less of this rate, the Saltingship Own ers Union has been held up by the American ship subsidy seekers as a horrible example, of the rapacity , of shipowners on whom we are depend ent 'or freight carrying. Simultane ously with this complaint against the alleged extortion of the combine, ap pears the statement that even the com bine rates are so low as to preclude all possibility of an American built ship's entering into competition with them. It has thus been demonstrated that under the rates established by the Union, we were securing a' $6.60 per ton rate for a 14,000 mile haul. Now, with the union rates suspended, the Idle ships that have been rusting at their moorings in every port on the Pacific Coast will make an effort to get away not at union rates, which owners have learned to their sorrow are unobtainable, but at a rate that is governed solely and exclusively by the law of commerce. Prior to organiza tion of the union, this rate, in times when the supply of tonnage exceeded the demand, ran down as low as 12s 6d per ton, and it Is not Improbable that similar rates may be In evidence before the present season ends. It is distressing for subsidy seekers that an over-supply of tonnage in all parts of the world has forced suspension of union rates, just at a time when Con gressman Humphrey and his friends are undertaking to show that Ameri can commerce is suffering for lack of ocean carrying facilities. Nero could burn the town and then reconstruct it, and work it out on the plan of "the city beautiful," with the Golden House reaching from the Pala tine to the Ksquillne, with parks and avenues and fountains, fis his own no tions, or the flatteries of his courtiers might fancy of direct; and the owner of property who protested was stran gled or drowned or thrown to the wild beasts. But it will not be so easy to carry out notions for a city beautiful at Portland. The spurious Napoleon, banking on the fame of the great Em peror, and appealing to the vanity of Parisians, persuaded them to incur an immense debt for a new plan of Paris. Property hero and there was bought out, on an Immense scale; an enor mous debt was created, which isn't paid yet, probably never will be. But Paris was and is the capital of Con tinental Europe, and all travelers visit Paris. There is only one Paris In the world, and for centuries to come there will not be another. However, the vanity of Paris brought the Germans to her gates, and their Hussars' and Uhlans rode under the Arc de l'Etoile. It's silly to talk about another Paris or to hold Paris up as a model. No city can imitate her beauty, and no city desires her experience. Enough for us to be rational beings. The Twentieth Century Limited was virtually flying when, covering the rails at the rate of 62 miles an hour, it took a siding at a station a few miles from Erie, Pa., before .the train ahead cleared the switch. Both trains were running east. The flyer simply over took a passenger train of the Lake Shore before the latter could get out of its way. A number of hapless pas sengers were killed, others were maimed and both trains were reduced to splinters. A disaster of this kind will happen now and then as the re sult of an attempt to fly without wings. This is travel of the Twentieth Cen tury order. Its risks are enormous, but there are plenty ofnen who are will ing and anxious to take them for the sake of "getting there" ahead of time. The report of special agents of the Immigration Commission on steerage conditions on Atlantic liners. Is a most damnable arraignment of officers and crews, and in degree, of owners of the vessels. Insults, indecent conduct, and actual assaults on female passengers in the steerage, are reported by these special agents. As a 'remedy for such revolting, practices as are indulged in by the crews of these liners, the re port should have given names of the steamers, and dates when the outrages were committed. The steamship line that was known to permit such prac tices on board its vessels, would soon receive an unmistakable rebuke in the shape of decreased patronage, not only in the steerage but in the first class quarters on the ships. Old King Corn seems to be supply ing plenty of entertainment for both the bulls and the bears in the Chi cago market. After a wildly hilarious session on Monday, the market closed firm with an advance of several cents per bushel. Yesterday with fireworks of another hue, there was a decline of more than two cents per bushel. The consumption of corn is not of such a world-wide extent as that of wheat, but neither is Its production. For that reason, supply and demand quite fre quently get so far out of line, that in recent years the corn market has sup plied nearly as many sensations as have been credited to wheat. Aldrich is said to dislike direct pri maries. But this is probably false re port, because direct primaries in Ore gon have produced Senator Bourne, who is Aldrich's most obsequious ad herent, and is not ashamed to admit it. Some now assert that a tunnel can be constructed at or near Broadway at no more cost, or little more, than the cost of a -bridge. Demonstration of such a fact would interest many, whose usual motto Is. "Show me." Does the Port of Portland Commis sion propose to hold up the Broadway bridge until a thousand cars are de layed every . day instead of half that number, as at present? Congress in session eight days and not a thing done worth a first page story. Isn't there one ambitious man to start something? Among other questions that interest the public is the probable price of Christmas turkeys .next week. Nobody appreciates a Christmas gift that is purchased amid the ill-temper of the ast day. Day policemen are said to have been shifted to new beats. This may make them visible. George AVashlngton died December 14, 1799 one hundred and ten years yesterday. Can any disgruntled citizen point to finer weather for early Christmas shopping? OREGON COUNTRY'S HONOR. ROLL. Georite If. Hlmes liimn Several "First" White Children, Born There. PORTLAND, Dec. 14. (To the Editor.) The statement Vn page 2, section 6, of last Sunday's Oregonian. to the effect that Mrs. Isabelle Cook, daughter of Mrs. Mary Cllne, born on Sauvies Island In 1846. "was the first white girl born in the state." needs correction. In order to set at rest all question about this matter, a list of names Is here given of a few of the first white children born in the original "Oregon Country," taken from the ree-. ords which I have personally collected, beginning with the first: First Alice Clarissa Whitman, daughter of Dr. Marcus and Mrs. Narcissa Pren tiss -W hitman, was born at the Whitman mission. Wal-ll-at-pu, six miles west of Walla Walla, March 14, 1837. Drowned June 23, 1S39. Dr. and Mrs. Whitman came across the plains on horseback In 1836. Second Jason Lee White, son of Dr. Elijah and Sirs. White, was born in the Willamette Valley in July, 1837. Drowned in August, 1S38. in the Columbia River. Third Joseph Beers, son of Mr. and Mrs. Alanson Beers, was born in the Willamette Valley, Jn what is now Marion County, September 15, 1837. Deceased. His parents arrived in Oregon In May, 1837. Fourth Mrs. Eliza Spalding Warren daughter of Rev. Henry H. and Mrs. Spalding, who came across the plains in 1836 with Dr. Whitman and wife, was born at Lapwal, November 15, 1S37. She Is now living near Lake Chelan, Eastern Washington. Fifth A son was born to Rev. Jason and Mrs. Anna Maria Pittman Lee at the Methodist mission, a few miles north of Ealem. June 6. 1S38. He died in in fancy. Sixth A son was born to Rev. H. K. W. Perkins and wife in the Fall of 183S. Seventh A . daughter was born to Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus L. Shepard In the Fall of 1S3S. Died in infancy. Eighth Cyrus Hamlin Walker, the old est child of Rev. Elkanah- and Mrs. Mary Richardson Walker, who came across the plains to Oregon In 1S3S, was born De cember 7, 1838. He now lives in Albany. Ninth John Henry Dix Gray was born at Wihtman mission March 20, 1S39. He was the eon of William H. and Mrs. Doro thea Dix Gray, who came across the plains to Oregon in 1838. Mr. Gray, the father, came to Oregon first in 1836. with Dr. Whitman, bearing a commission as assistant missionary. He returned over land in 1837, was married, and came back to Oregon as indicated. Both father and son have been dead a number of yearf, the latter dying at Astoria, October 26, 1902. Tenth Henry H. Spalding, the second child of Rev. H. H. Spalding and. wife, already mentioned, was born at Lapwai, November 24, 1839. He died a number of years ago. Eleventh Mrs. Wiley Edwards, daugh ter of Mr. William and Mrs. Marie Cal laby Baldra, who were married in Eng land in 1835, was born on Tualatin Plains,' now Washington County, August 1, 1810. She now lives in Newberg. Twelfth Mrs. Caroline ray Kamm, a sister of J. H. D. Gray, above mentioned, was born at Lapwai, October 16, 1840. She has been a resident of Portland most of the time since her marriage, 60 years ago. Thirteenth Mrs. Maria Campbell Smith, daughter of Hamilton Campbell and wife, members of the Methodist missionary family that sailed out of New York in October, 1S39, and arrived in the Colum bia River In May. 1840, was born In Salem October 16 of that year the first child born in that place. She has been a resi dent of Portland for more than two score years. Fourteenth A daughter was born to Rev. H. K. W. Perkins and wife at The Dalles mission, December 18, 1840. Fifteenth Wilbur Fisk Lee, eon of Rev. Daniel and Mrs. Maria Ware Lee, the first American couple to be married north, of the Columbia River, at Vancouver, June 16, 1840, was born March 23, 1841. Sixteenth Mrs. Julia Ellinor Stratton, daughter of Rev. Alvan F. and Mrs. Wal ler, of the missionary party which came on the ship Lausanne in 1840, was born at Oregon City, May 6, 1841 the first born of Clackamas County, It is believed. Seventeenth Edwin Eells, son of Rev. Cushlng and Mrs. Myra Fairbanks Eells, of the missionary party that came over land to reinforce Dr. Wihtman in 1838, was born at Tshimakain, near Spokane, July 27, 1841. He now resides at Tacoma. Eighteenth George Phelps Holman, son of Joseph and Almira Phelps Holman, also of the missionary party of 1840, was born at Salem February 6, 1842. His home has been In Salt Lake for many years. He was the first native son to be admitted to the Oregon bar, September, 1866, and the first to bo elected to the Legislature, June, 1868. Nineteenth Francis Richmond, son ' o Rev. John P. and Mrs. America Rich mond, of the missionary party of 1840, who established the Methodist mission at the Hudson's Bay -Company's Fort Nis qually in July, 184v, was born February 28, 1S42. Twentieth Mrs. Lucy Anna Lee Grubb, daughter of Rev. Jason and Mrs. Lucy Thompson Lee, was born at Salem, Feb ruary 26, 1842. Twenty-first Marcus Whitman Walker, son of Rev. Elkanah and Mrs. Walker, already alluded to, was born at' the Tshi makain mission, near Spokane, March 16, 1842. Twenty-second A second daughter was born to Rev. H. K. W. and Mrs. Perkins, December 2, 1842, at The Dalles mission. Of the above-named persons, Mrs. Eliza Spalding Warren, Cyrus H. Walker, Mrs. Wiley Edwards, Mrs. Caroline Gray Kamm, Mrs. Maria Campbell Smith, Kd win Eells and George Phelps Holman are yet alive. The foregoing will suffice for the pres ent, although if the list were to be ex tended to 1S46 Inclusive, many additional names might be added. GEORGE H. HIMES. American Birds, All In a Bow. Washington (D. C.) Despatch. The Department of Agriculture is tak ing a census of the birds of the United States, and even before its completion Is able to estimate that there are about 5,444,000,000. The census is also for the purpose of finding out what birds help and what birds harm the crops, with a view to diminishing the injurious ones and increasing insect-eating varieties. Young Morgan to Live In New Yorls. Brooklyn, N. Y., Dispatch. J. Pierpont Morgan, Jr.. who has long made his home In London as the Eu ropean head of his father's financial Interests, is to take up his residence in New York, and it Is expected that from now on he will be active in the -administration of affairs In the headquarters qf J. P. Morgan & Co. Woman In Her Will Provides for Does. New York Press. Emma Falck. a wealthy resident of Woodlawn. N. Y., who died recently, pro vided that the dogs' in her household should be well cared for after her death. In her will, just filed with the surrogate, she instructed her executors to pay $100 to each person who will support any one of the dogs during its life. Where Rockefeller Has Failed. New York E-enlng Post. The Chicago Tribune says of two friends that they were as Inseparable as David and Goliath. And yet Mr. Rockefeller's university has done so much for higher education In that town! No Happy Medinm. Rochester Democrat and Chronicle. "There are too many highway rob beries In this town." announces a Chi cago newspaper. It is difficult to strike a happy medium In such matters, with out discouraging the industry entirely. MOST PEOPLE READ NEWSPAPERS. J Ohio Journal Says Maeasines Are Su perior Only In Paper Used. , Lrayion tunio) rvews. There really isn't any competition be tween the magazines and the newspapers, but the former are everlastingly harping upon the subject of their "superiority" over the press. It is a part of the game, of course, for magazines and Deriodlcals are made to sell, and it is all right for j their makers to dispose of them as other ' merchandise is disposed of. i But the truth is, notwithstanding the i time taken in their preparation and their excessively high price, the magazines are not-superior to the newspaper, neither in literature nor learning, nor in the amount of wisdom they dispense. Printing a thing on glossy paper, surrounded by an ! attractive border, - and selling it for 15 cents doesn't necessarily mean that the thing is well or wise. To Illustrate: This paragraph recently appeared in .one of the "high-grade" woman's publications: "Two rooms In One One large room Is preferable to two small ones, and a very good arrangement for making two rooms Into one Is to have the wall re moved between the two." If the youngest reporter on a daily paper should have turned In such copy as that, he would have been discharged on the spot. If any editor of any daily paper had offered such "opinion" In the columns of his paper he would have been laughed out of office. Yet here Is a hlgh browed periodical, confessing to a su periority in the world of publicity, in all seriousness dishing up such a mental menu. Then, the magazines have a good deal to say about circulation. Some of them have succeeded in selling monthly, or weekly, a considerable number of copies. Yet the fact remains that the propor tion of people who read daily papers and magazine is about 100 to 1 in favor of the newspaper. Practically everybody reads a daily newspaper of some kind. If the magazine makers want to know the vast number of people who read no magazine, let them go among the peo ple and not confine their Investigations to a few streets in a city. Or, if they can understand figures, let them con sider that not more than 5.000,000 people in this country ever see a magazine, whereas there are 90,000,000 people in the United States. We would not discount the value of the magazine, nor minimize its importance, or its influence. It serves a purpose and affords some comfort in this old world. It has a place, and a large one a larger one than it has ever filled. In fact but until It learns something of the province of a newspaper, and ceases to print such silly stuff as the paragraph quoted, let it not mention the word "superiority" when making comparisons between the magazine and the newspaper. SHAW JEERS T AMERICA. Irish-English Playwright Fears His Good Looks Might Upset Our Women. London (England) Correspondence Kan - sas- City Star. George Bernard Shaw, the playwright, has been Invited by Charles Frohman to spend Christmas week in New York, together with James Barrie, Granville Barker, J. G. Alnsworthy, Somerset Maughman and Haddon Chambers. Mr. Shaw refused. "Why should anyone who is in Lon don go to America?" he asked. "You can understand anyone in America com ing to London.' As it is I am In the right place. Americans are in the wrong place. At least they seem to think . so. Why should I move? The Americans may be mistaken. I notice they never know anything about their own country. They are always astounded If you tell them what is going on there. "For Instance, they are ignorant of the fact that liberty does not exist, there. I could be arrested the moment I landed on the charge of inciting the women of America to immorality by my good looks. I could be imprisoned for suggesting re form of the marriage laws, or for ques tioning the story about Ellsha and the bears. "I do not want to see the Statue of Liberty in New York Harbor. Even my appetite for irony does not go as far as that. There is another good reason why I should not go to America If I do, everything else will stop. The people will cease to be interested In politics, commerce, art or anything else. Nica ragua may shoot all the Americans it likes. Then the shots will not be heard in the din of the silly talk about Bernard Shaw. "I should be a public nuisance, an in terruption, a ramrod stuck into the Na tional machinery. For America's sake I'll spare her by staying at home." "" t Lincoln's Waterways Speech Good Now. Chicago News. Abraham Lincoln was a believer in waterway development. One of his ad dresses made In 1848 contained the fol lowing:, "The driving of a pirate from the track of commerce in the broad ocean, and the removing of a snag from Its more nar row path in the Mississippi River cannot, I think, be distinguished In principle. Each is done to save life and property, and to use the waterways for promoting commerce. The most genoral object I can think of would be the im provement oC the Mississippi River and its tributaries." This advice, of Lincoln's Is as sound today as It was 60 years ago. Rejane Gives "Newspaper" Rehearsal. Paris Dispatch. No more newspaper "roasts" for Mme.' Rejane. She has "fixed" the critics. She introduced a striking innovation at the "grand rehearsal" recently of "La Risque," in the Theater Rejane. which may solve the problem of the cruel critic and the aggrieved performer for all time to come. Rejane invited all the critics who ordinarily attend her premieres to come to the rehearsal. The author was there, too, and 25 or 30 regular "first nighters." Everybody was Invited to ex press his opinion of the piece and the ren dition freely, and as a result of some of the verbal criticisms the actress elected to make minor changes in the play. Eminent Portrait Fainter Arrives. Baltimore News. Jorzl Koppay, of Vienna, who has paint ed portraits of John D. Rockefeller. Mrs. B. II. Harrlman and her children and other notables, has arrived in New York on the North German Lloyd steamer Ber. Hn. He comes, he says, to open a studio at 12 West Forty-fourth street and paint portraits of seven well-known Americans. The painter brings with him one of lils most celebrated portraits, that of prince Bismarck. Woroaj, 03 Years Old, Shuns All Cars. Springfield (Mass.) Dispatch. Miss Eliza Corliss, of Meredith, X. H., now dn her 93d year, is as spry as any woman 30 years her junior. Although she has lived all her life within 500 feet of where dozens of trains paes daily, she has jiever ridden on the steam cars. Nor has Miss Corliss ever seen the trolley cars, notwithstanding she hears each hour of the day their bells and whistles as they whirl from Laconia to the Wins, less than four miles from her cottage. Jeff Davis, Jr, Mining Engineer. Confederate Veteran. Young Jeff Davis is taking a course In mining engineering at Columbus College. New York, and he is giving practical study to it in every branch, devoting much time to Its chemistry, laws and advancements. He graduates next Spring, and bids fair to thoroughly un derstand his chosen work in all its bear-ings- CIRB SPECULATORS' GREED. Abutting: Property Owners Should Pay In Laying; Water Mains. PORTLAND, Dec. 14. (To the Edi tor.' I wish to support the position taken by The Oregonian in reference to the laying of water mains in this city. - It seems to me that the action taken by the Mayor and Council in calling a special election is not warranted or justified. As stated by The Oregonian in Its editorials, ail property owners should pay at least a portion of the cost of water mains, If not on a basis of the cost of an eight-Inch main, at least that of a six-inch main. Last June the residents of this city voted to assess the cost of water mains less than ten inches in diameter to abutting property, and while there may be some question as to whether the basis of payment should be on eight or six-inch mains, there is no question that abutting property owners shoujrt pay by assessment a portion of the cost of laying mains. It is asserted that contractors will not bid on the laying of water mains under the present law, because they say assessments will not be paid. If this be true, why has not the Mayor taken this matter Into the courts, and tested It, to find out If the action taken by the voters last June is lawful or not? No effort, how ever, has ever been made by the city officers to determine this matter. They also state that Inasmuch as all water mains heretofore have been paid out of the general water fund, it would be an injustice to present property owners to compel them to pay now and in the future. There is nothing to this argument, for If the principle is wrong, it should be so changed and made that the cost will be assessed where it prop erly belongs. The manner of assessment in vogue In Seattle. Wash., as outlined by The Oregonion, would on the face of It seem t'o be fair. The cost of water to consumers In this city should be kept at the lowest possible minimum, providing, of course, for retiring of bonds, interest, main tenance, etc. Consumers should not be compelled to pay rates that will pro vide sufficient Income to pay for the putting in of mains In front of private property, the owners of which do not pay for any of it. except what they pay in the increased rate for water, to provide such fund. Six years ago I put in two hydrants for fire purposes, furnishing all the neces sary material, without a cent of cost to the city. These hydrants were sealed and not a drop of whater has passed through them, yet I have paid for years $6 a month for the privilege of having the water stand In these pipes, ready for use in case of fire to protect the prop erty of the yublic, as well as my own, This income has been used to pay for putting in water mains for property owners. At the election called for February IB, It is safe to sny that not over 10 per cent of the voters of this city will go to the polls to vote. There will be several- reasons for not doing so. It is called in the Winter, when the days are short and stormy. Many residents are absent from the city on their Winter vacations; and again, what is the use of going to the polls to vote when we have no as surance that the same action will not be taken against the vote of the people on February 15 as has been taken against their wishes, as expressed at the polls June 1909? S. B. C. Mr. Bryan as a Drone Not a Bee. Arizona Dally Silver Belt. Speaking at a banquet given in his honor at Globe, Ariz., Mr. Bryan said: "I tell people I never expect to be or never hope to be a candidate for Presi dent again. "One reason for not wanting to Is that Mr. Roosevelt took some of my policies and Mr. Taft Is taking others. If I ran again they would raise the 'third-term' cry on me, saying I had served two terms already. "And why should a man have all the worry and all the annoyance of belnc President when he can get men to do the work for him, left free as I am to go around and meet friends on oc casions of this kind and really enjoy A New Thackeray Story. Westminster Gazette. The Hon Sir E. Chandos Leigh, K. C, K. C. B.. the former counsel to the Speaker of the House of Commons, in a speech full of interesting literary reminiscences, at the opening of a free library at Irchester, near Rushden, the other day. told a Thackeray story. "I knew Thackeray pretty well." he said. "Thackeray perfectly abominated any thing In the nature of flattery. I was with Thackeray one night when a man came up, and for five minutes admin istered to tile great novelist the most fulsome flattery. When the man had gone r said to Thackeray, 'Who is that?' Thackeray replied, 'He calls himself an artist, but I think he paints as much in "butter" as he does in oils."" A Wrong; That Needs Resistance. Honey Grove (Tex.) Signal. If the little preacher who held the po sition of chaplain in the penitentiary had kept "mum," the horrors of the Texas penitentiary might never have come to light, and the inhuman treatment of de fonselesw convicts have gone on and on. But In the Interest of humanity he quit his Job and told what he knew. For this he was abused by many, but a young newspaper correspondent heard his story and began to investigate for himself. What he learned he wrote, and he. too, was denounced for a time. But after a time the Legislature demanded an Inves tigation, and the day is not distant when the shame of Texas will be blotted out. If you know a wrong that needs resist ance, speak out. Iflodern Statesman. Dallas News. The record of our modern statesmen Is brief. They first double their own salaries, then Increase the cost of liv ing, and double them again. CURRENT SMALL CHANGE. "I was very favorably impressed by that young man." "In what way?" "He seemed to give me credit for knowing something." Detroit Free Press. "I see there ts a correspondence school of poetry." "I suppose. It charges by the number of feet." "Or else by the reading of the metre." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Highland Ferryman (during momentary lull in the storm) I'm thenkin, sir. I'll just tak yer fare; there's no sayin' what mlcht happen tae us. Punch. Madge As your friend is divorced I don't suppose she has much in her stocking this Christmas. Marjorie More than ever, dear. There's where she carries her alimony. Puck. Indignant customer I want to return this Jewel box .It's not Ivory, as represented. Dealer tmusingly) Now. I wonder If it can be possible that elephant had. false teeth? Cleveland Leader. "Tha artists' models in Pari byave struck for higher wages." "I don't blame "em." answered Mrs. McOudley. "The pictures prove that the poor things aren't paid enough to buy clothes." Washington Star. "How do you suppose she manages to keep up appearances on her husband's in come?" "What is her husband's income?" "I don't know, but. of course, It can't be as big as it would have to be if they could afford to live as they do." Chicago Record Herald. Harmless Hop. Not by William Watson. He is not old. he is not young. The Chinese laundryman. Hop l.ung. The yellowed cheek, the slanting eye. The humble nose, the cheekbone high. The cheerful face, the willing hand. That serves the proudest in the land His back yard you may scan with care; Ko dirty linen, airing theraJ