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Eastern Bulne Office The & C. "ertt with Special AK-n.-y New trk. rooms 4- SO Tribune building. Chicago, n'omi .iiosia Tribune building. PflBTLASI). TVEeiOAT. OCT. Id. 199- A MIGHTY PISriTK. Some heat hits developed at the seat of the University of Oregon, contention and rixatlon. because a few ecclesias tical brethren there are taking them selves and their notions more seriously than they ought. A I'roi'essor of Lit erature in the University, not in his class work, but in private talks, has been offering historical and rational istic views on the origin and credi bility r.f certain doctrine. as predes tination and the atonement. His views accord with those of modern scholar ship and thought, amonsr all literate men. in all countries. The offending professor has been a student and a thinker. But he offends orthodox opin ion on the atonement and predestina tion: especially the doctrine held and preached by a Presbyterian brother there. This brother believes that since his "doxy" is disputed, the foundations of all religion are endangered. Others participate in the dispute, and the town or Eugene Is said to be In a ferment. But we cannot suppose It to be ser ious. Apart from the disputants there Is a remainder of . rational common sense. There Is smalL need for the people about the State University at Eugene, or for orthodox churchmen there, to work themselves into heat about the Christian dogma of the atonement. That dogma, so far as it yet remains. Is a continuation of the idea of blood sacrifice, for propitiation of the deities. It was an idea prevalent In ancient Greece and in ancient Israel. It passed on into Christianity, and the doctrine of "the atonement" Is a survival of it. The historical development of this Idea from Its earliest known beglnnlnjs. Is followed by the students of religion through a vast range of history, down to the present time. The Oregonian has no-wish to wound the faith of any; but, since occasion arises, it must say that the conception and doctrine .,,M .hanfHnw or A I tAn DeaflnZ now. It is not sudden, either. The change has been going on, witL accel erated speed, these many centuries. Protestantism itself, In its innumerable variations. Is nothing more nor less than an expression of it. These doc trlnen, first and last, are merely human speculations and opinions; not absolute truths. - Again, the doctrine of predestina tion; question about which seems to the biother at Eugene nothing less than an attack on religion itself. Its roots lie in the oldest notions about the origin and destiny ot man, when the human race reasoned from a muoh narrower basis than now. As a doctrine of Christlanlt;-, :. springs from disputes Jn the early church, over scriptural texts, between the disciples of Augus tine and those of Pelagius. fifteen cen turies ago. It involves the fierce fight between the doctrine of grace and the doctrine of free will; - the records of which arte now In the lumber garrets. of theological literature. Brother Mount, of the Presbyterian Church at Kugene, has been educated on one side of the controversy only. He shuts his mind against the other. It is merely a logomachy. This Immensely long doctrinal dispute involves many of the differences between Protestant sects; it distinguishes the Presbyterian from the Methodist, and inrages past dis turbed and racked Roman Catholic cclesiastlci&m. Predestination lay at the base of the Calvlnlst creed. Abso lutely it "cuts out human free will and practically limits even divine power. Here, also, was the basis of the dis pute . between the Jesuit doctors at Paris and the Jansenlsts, which gave rise to the Provincial Letters of Pascal, the r.-ost brilliant controversial essays in the whole history of literature. The questions ralfd In the dispute are insoluble. They deal with the mya ttries of mind and its author; and how can man, by searching," find out God? 3ut there is a Jtlnd of comfort' in foreordlnatlon and' predestination and limitation of the uman will. The sys tem gives some of us the comfortable hope that through foreordlnatlon and predestination we shall be among . the elect; and the equally or even more comfortable hope that our ene mies, or those 'whom we don't like, will, by the same law, be . lkAH Annrr. Thus even the Westminster Catechism may be a comfort to those who accept it. Dame carried the Idea so far as to put into hell many of his enemies even be fore they were dead. Milton Imagined that the devils, at their councils In Pandemonium, were debating these various questions of foreknowledge and predestination and free will and fate. The passage la too long for quotation, but see "Paradise Lost," II, 606. seq.; especially 6T55 to 569. - All that has been said on the subject, or ever can be said on It, Is presented there. It was perhaps fit exercise for the "Infernal peers"; and It Is not worth 'the "while of wiser,mor- tals to debate It, at the University of Oregon. "and find no end In wander ing mazes lost," or for the church brethren at Eugene to make pother about it. It la one of the hits that great literature makes when it pre sents this sophistry as fit exercise for the fallen angels. Four big tramp steamships, the TJt gard. Christian Bora, Puritan and Taunton, have arrived at Portland. In ballast, from Puget Sound -ports with in the past fortnight, ana two others, the Tltanla and Walkure, came here in ballast fromv San Francisco. This sextette of big' freighters will carry foreign -more than 40,000 tons of wheat and lumber. These vessels steamed away from San Franclago and Puget Sound In ballast for no other reason than that they could not obtain cargo at those points. In response to the same economic Impulse, they came to Portland because cargo la available at this port. ' There is noth ing new in the commercial principle that sends the ship to the cargo, in stead of making an unnecessary land haul in taking the cargo to the ship. The principle is as old as trade itself but it Is overlooked occasionally , by some other ports which at times dem onstrate to their own satisfaction that Portland never can become a great seaport. THK "RKrAIA" 11SAiCK. One of the most abominable nuisan ces of "the new system" in Oregon is the invocation of "the recall." It is proposed by every little group of crank and malcontents, in every couruy and town. In Baker there Is n rnnfrArpmV about the laying of a pipe line, for water supply. A narrow- minded person who oDjeets oecauae n is not laid Just where he wants It, cir culates a petition for "recall" of the Major. In Portland, the like thing i. n-nnnaod hv a small bunch of per sons whoso criticism Ignores all the facts in the cape. At. &t. jonn an oi 1..I..T i- t.v Ka rwnllerl hecause some body doesn't like the V-ourse he has taken on some kind of village propo7 sltion, vaguely defined. in te where there are frequent elections for most officials the term is ,., tmrn vu t ha "recall" established by Jaw, Is frequent enough. If the peo ple ore dtssatisnea wnn uw nniwuu they reed not re-elect him. The "re" -ii " it is found. Is not a corrective measure. It is an instrument simply of mrn malice or Dettv solte. Besides, the recall never will catch the man It ought to catch. He will cover nis tracks; and probably, though a wrong doer in office, will hear his praises sounded by a large population at his heels. BCSCOMBK TALK ABOUT DISFBAJf- (HISD1ESI. "WnnM The Oreironian have a man disfranchised tetause he claJms non nfTlllatlon with anv political party In the State of Washington? Such Is the argument of that Journal." mis rrom the Olympia Standard, a Democratic nnwKnaner. interested, like all Journals of Democratic politics, or of no poli tics. In disconcerting, disorganizing and humiliating the Kepuoncan party. '. The Oregonian has not offered any argument that the voter who declines to affiliate with a political party should be disfranchised. It has said, and It says once more, that the voter who declines to announce his affiliation with any" political party should not be privileged to vote at a party primary, unless indeed 'it might be a primary mo Ho nn of nolitical nondescripts. straddlers and eunuchs like himself. Will the Olympia Standard assert that the voter who belongs to no party, or who declines to regls tar m a. member of any partic ular party, should be permitted to vote at a Republican or Demo cratic, or any other primary, as he elects? Yet that is precisely what the Standard would give him the option of doing. What Is the use or holding a Republican primary, for example, if others than" Renubllcans may demand. rscelvA and vote . Republican, ballots? It becomes, then, not a Republican prl- mary, but a political tree-ior-aii, a promiscuous scramble and variegated round-up of the members or every kind and description of party. Reniihllrans onlv should enter and participate In a Republican party. Democrats in a Democratic primary, and so on. It is disingenuous and die honest to complain about "disfran chisement." The voter who belongs to no party may vote at any general eloctinn. Ttrovlded ha is a citizen. Does the Standard o'bjeot to the requirement of law that all voters snail prove, it necessary, that they are American citi zens, and have certain other qualifica tions as to sex and residence? CAP. COLUER CP TO DATE. On August 7, 1909, Collier's Weekly, In a discussion of Pacific Coast trans portation faoilltles and rates, made the unqualified statement that "the American-Hawaiian . (Steamship) Company does not touch at any ports which have Southern Pacific terminals." The state ment was made for the purpose of sup porting the Collier theory that there was no real water competition at Pa cific Coast ports. Knowing the disin clination of capital to seek investment In a region where transportation com petition was non-existent. The Orego nian called attention to the falsehood and showed that the vessels of the American-Hawaiian line not only touch at every point on the Paclilc Coast where the Southern Pacific has termin als, but that they carry freight from Neyr York to Portland, Seattle, Ta eoma, San Francisco, San Dlego;and San Pedro at less than half the rates charged by the railroads. With the evidence, presented any honest Journal would have corrected the nisstatement. Correction, how ever, -would have necessarily developed the fact that the Pacific Coast has an excellent water transportation service, and that we are not at the mercy of the railroads. It would also have nulli fied any effect the original falsehood might have had In frightening capital away from the Pactfic Coast. Accord ingly, on September II this juccessor of the Old Cap Collier series of yellow backed dime novels by evasion, quibble, distortion and general misrepresenta tion, pretended that its language had been misconstrued, although It care fully refrained from reprinting the di rect charge it had. made in the issue of August 7. Incidentally the yellow backed fiction publisher accused The Oregonian of -"concerning itself fre quently with a defense of the rail roads." ' As It was in defense of the Paciflo Coast and our industries that The Ore gonian objected to the original false hood, the exact language used by Col lier's in presenting the damaging state- , ment was reprinted, and a correction again requested. But lying, deception and evasion have become to such a great extent a part of the fixed policy of Collier's that it Is useless to expect It to acknowledge the wrong, for In Its issue of October 23 it again refers to the subject, this time shifting its posi tion by asserting that the original mis statement was made while "having in mind the efforts of the Gulf ports to secure water competition between these ports and the Paciflo Coast." Collier's Is so disingenuous in Its lying, however, that It follows this statement with the remark that "If The Orego nian would devote more space to the complaints of the Pacific Coast ehtp- ' pers, our efforts would gladly be pared- The Pacific Coast shippers never use water competition for freight which originates hundreds of miles north of the Gulf ports 'and which could not b shipped from those ports except after a long railroad haul to the Gulf. The Pacific Coast shippers are not interest ed in the situation at Gulf ports, and Collier's gave the Gulf ports no consid eration in Its initial attack on the Pa cific Coast. They are taken up now as "cover" toward which Collier's scur ries In an attempt, to avoid exposure. The next explanation offered for the original offense will be that the Collier writer had in mind Antarctic. Ocean ports. CI.KAKING FINANCIAL ATMOSPHERE. The predicted advance In the Ger man bank rate faile'd to materialize yesterday, and American stocks In London as in New York, opened up firm and higher. This encouraging change in the situation was undoubt edly due to the highly favorable New York bank statement last Saturday. While the situation may be'less serious In this country than England seems to think it Is, Wall street has at last be gun to shorten sail, and is now appar ently pretty well "snugged down" for any kind of weather that might hap pen to blow over the ocean. . The sur plus reserve, which on October 9 had dwindled to the lowest point reached since 1907 last week went up with a rush to the highest point reached since the last week in August, when money was a glut on the market at home and abroad. Experience Is an expensive teacher, but her lessons are not soon forgotten, and the recollection of what happened in the closing days of 1907 has un doubtedly been the means of prevent ing a repetition of that financial cata clysm. It was more of a shortage of confidence than a shortage of money that caused the 1907 panic. The American financiers, by shortening thein loans and Increasing the cash reserves, can inspire confidence. The timid man who is first to draw his mqney out of the bank usually has the least use fof It, and the Inclination to withdraw. It vanishes with the assur ance that the money Is actually there at his command. The extent to which the clearing-house banks of New York have guarded against possible trouble is shown by comparison of loans for the week ending October 24. This year the figures .were $1,234,696,700, and for the same date last year they were 31,339.168,500. It Is thus apparent that with in creased activity In all lines of trade and an increasing demand for capital for financing new urHJertakings, the New York clearing-house banks have" actually reduced their loans more than 1100, 000, 000- as compared with last year. Similar precaution has. un doubtedly been taken by other financial institutions throughout the country. In deed, our local banks are no excep tion to the rules. An officer of one of these Institutions, In discussing the sit uation a few days ago,, said: "I am almost ashamed to Jell you how much money we have stored away here, for it is certainly not 'good banking' in the generally accepted sense of the term;' but we do not propose to get caught again as we iwere two years ago." - So long as this feeling of caution prevails there ' is small liability of financial trouble In this country. With jthe marketing of our big crops at high prices there will soon be so much money available that healthy loan ex pansion will again be in evidence. THK TAMMANY SLATE TRADE. The responsible statements published in the November McClure's will make it clearer than it has ever 'been before why the whole country is interested in the fight against Tammany. As long as this vile gang of slum politicians confined their operations to New York, other cities looked on with interest and amazement, but not with" fear. If New York chose to be governed by its criminals, we wondered at its taste, but we apprehended no similar fate for ourselves. The present campaign against Tammany arouses a new and different set of emotions throughout the country, for the disease which once seemed to be strictly localized has spread far and wide. New York is now far fromi being the only city In the United States which Is governed by its criminals. There are others, many others. Indeed, unless . the writers In IJcClure's are badly mis taken, that kind of government Is now the rule In this country. Every citi zen, therefore, ho matter where he lives is deeply concerned to understand the methods whereby Tammany thrives and to study the efforts now making In New York to destroy Its power. Wherever government by criminals exists, it is identical In purpose and methods. The purpose Is to obtain all the money possible by theft of public funds, by waste, extortionate taxation and neglect of the people's health and comfort. The method ofi criminal, or Tammany, government, is to hold and exercise power by protecting vice and crime. In every large city of America this is done to a degree. One city has little of it, another a great deal. AU. have too much of it. But in "New York - criminal government, which is Tammany, or Democratic, government, has prevailed so long and with' inter ruptions y bo rare and brief that its workings have been systematized fet ter than anywhere else. Its basic hold upon power comes from the loyal serv ices of a gang of toughs who are ready to do anything Tammany asks of them. O course they cannot be expected to work. Money for their daily bread and to spend on vice is the reward of their services. How can Tammany procure it for them without diminish ing its own revenues? Nay, how can Tammany manage to pay its Infamous mercenaries and grow rich in doing it? This Is a perplexing problem, but Tammany has solved It. The solution lies In the white slave traffic. The most efficient workers Tammany owns in the underworld are the cadets, as they are called. It seems a pity to devote a word which once was decent to a use so vile, but that fate befalls words once in a while, as It does men. The cadet is a -youth, likeythe Parisian maquereau, who lives upon the wages of one or more women whom he has ruined. To add to his income. 'he has also built up a profitable export trade In girls. He ships them from New York to Philadelphia. Pittsburg. Chi cago arid to fooelgn parts as distant as Australia and South Africa. His vic tims are the daughters of 'the poor. Many of them are Jewish girls from the East Side. Much the' larger pro portion seem to 'be domestic servants. The business" of seduction has Been thoroughly systematized and reduced to all the certainty of trust methods. It is carried on in dance halls, owned and conducted byTammany magnates. Here the cadet is given every facility for' plying his trade. In the dens known as Raines-law hotels, he Is even provided with an apartment where the girl recovers from the effect of her drugged drink to find herself in his power. She Is then either let out to customers or sold to some Tammany capitalist who conducts a lagnlo. The average price Is 50. The cadets could not pursue their business without political protection. Tammany gives them that in return for thefr services as workers. They are very efficient, both In political .plot ting and in slugging,, repeating and hustling at the polls. With eulogy well befitting the promi nent part that she had borne in social and charitable lines, and of her quiet walk in womanly ways in this com munity for more than fifty-five years, the obsequies of the late Caroline Ames Ladd were observed in the First Pres byterian Church yesterday. Her span outran the limit of four-score years allotted to human life,, but, except as she was regarded with increased af fection and veneration year aSter year, Mrs. Ladd was not regarded as old by those who were associated with her in her domestic, social or charitable life. A woman of fine intuitions, good Judg ment and excellent executive ability, she was for many years an active and efficient worker in the organized chari ties of the city, and especially with the missionary policy of the First Presby terian Church. Favored by fortune, she was a generous almoner; .favored by nature, she was a -faithful wife, an affectionate mother, a loyal friend. She will be missed. A Weston, Oregon, dispatch In yes terday's Oregonian says that Perry Beathe was shot in the shoulder by. J. 1ST. Klein at 1:30 Sunday morning. Further particulars inform us that "Beathe, who had been drinking, abused Klein, who ordered him out of the hotel office." Weston is one of the most prominent country towns in Umatilla County, which went "dry" at the last election. The incident men tioned, like many others of a similar nature, would hardly indicate that the whisky drunk In a "dry" county has any marked peculiarities over that which is available in the -"wet" dis tricts. It seems to have the same ef fect, whether drunk according to law or by the "blind-pig, or boot-leg sys tem. Of Justice Peckham, of the Supreme Court of the United States, whose sud den death last Sunday is Justly de plored, it is said: "His chief distinc tion was that he devoted his time ex clusively to the duties of the court. He accepted np outside appointments, and undertook no work not connected with his high office." Truly a record worthy of emulation, and, under conditions that prevail throughout our Judicial system, a record that Is remarkable. Needless to say, the pasing of Justice Peckham is a distinct loss to-our Juris prudence. A fruitgrower in Coos County raises strawberries for the market the year round. ' Some of these berries are so large that three will be enough for one person for dessert. White this will de pend somewhat upon the capacity of the guest and the generosity of the hostess, it Is a gooTstory, nevertheless, and true enough to entitle Coos County to immediate connection with the out side world by tail. . Moreover, soil and climate that produce such strawber ries the year round can furnish prod acts in other lines in quality and abun dance, for which the world Is waiting. President Toft is on his way down the Mississippi from St. Louis to New Orleans. Since he Is no way a hasty or boisterous man, he probably will have good luck. When . President Roosevelt was making this Journey the eagerness of other1 river, craft to meet his steamer caused one of them to bump into the boat that carried the President, and there was a scene over it. Roosevelt ordered the cap tains' and pilots' "branches" to be sus pended. They- may have been re stored since. But Roosevelt was very angry. State School Superintendent Acker man's report shows that the aver age monthly salary paid rural teachers In 1909 was $50.15, compared wjth 349.60 in 1908. Let us hope that the teachers made proper use of that ad ditional 65 cents per month. Such heavy advances might have a tendency to provoke extravagance. Tley have found an Ideal husband In Chicago. There must be another somewhere. Possibly the testimony of Mrs. Chljberg, whose husband by mis take threw away her diamonds, would be pertinent, f . Besides starting a run on a rival bank If credible testimony Is correct President Moore and cashier Morris enjoyed a little private inside run. on their own bank. It was easy money for a wMle. . Democrats of Oregon make their nominations in a closed room, but want Republicans to make theirs In a rabble nrlmarv. Hence the Demo cratic howl against Republican conven tion. If, as the State Board of Health, avers, it has recently Improved Port land's milk and saved babies' lives, what Is It going to do, for the babies that died when it was'doing nothing? Oregon is the greatest apple country in the world and has greatest fame; and yet apples are so high In Oregon that few can afford to eat them. Instead of howling at one another's lax enforcement of milk laws, wouldn't It be more to the point for each health official to "get busy" himself 7 A Coos County man, mistaking an othe for a skunk, shot him. A-man who thinks that of any .neighbor should never go gunning for skunks. The two young men who playfully held up a friend at the pistol's point have been fined $200 each. The fun wasn't worth the money. - Marjorie Gould wants no nobleman husband. Shehas learned more of the tribe than the next rich eligible In line, Katy Elklns. President Taft is so hoarse he can not talk; yet there are men who" weigh less than 100 whose voices never wear out.' ' . Now we. know the real origin of the celebrated .phrase, "Cook with gas." Some Plain Facta In Place of Famllrar Fsisehooda Chlcagro Inter-Ocean- A recent addition to the ranks of the uplift magazines Signalizes Its entrance into the sphere of superflclalty and suparfluousness by declaring that the large newspapers of the country are owned by the great industrial interests and hence have .no minds of their own. The charge is by no means unfamil iar. The other 10-cent monthlies pro claimed this long before this new re cruit to the cause made Its bid for busi ness. And long after t has faded away similar publications, equally eager to make proclamation of their Own virtue, will doubtles be found do ing the same thing- But what of the charge Hself? Couohed in terms that strike at large newspapers in general and at no news paper in particular. It Is a wonderful compound of the haziness which may hope to escape contradiction and the substance which is calculated to do in Jury. It has the safe generality of the statement, "All men are liars." Its constant reiteration is apparently re lied on as a substitute for specific charges and evidence. Now, we hold no brief tV defend newspaper editors and owners in gen eral. . .There are good editors and bad ones, good owners and bad ones just as there are good and bad in every other profession. But we do not hesi tate to say that the general charge that most or even many large newspapers are owned outside oftheir offices is a lie of the first water, and any man in a large city may readily find that this is so either by simply looking about him or by talking with some one who boasts a reasonable degree of Informa tion on the subject. Take Chicago, for instance. It Is ex tremely easy even for a stranger to find who owns every newspaper in this city. And he will find that the owners are their editors or publishers, that is, the men who direct their policies. The pol icy may be wise or unwise selfish or unselfish, but whatever it may be, it comes right from the office of that newspaper. The final word rests with the editor or publisher, and that final word is spoken by him alone. What is true in Chicago is, we be lieve, substantially true elsewhere. We know it to be true of New York.' Mr. Pulitzer owns the World, Mr. Hearst owns the American, James Gordon Ben nett owns the Herald, for instance, just as much as a man owns the house over his head. There is no mystery about It. How any of these men discharges his responsibility Is not the question. That he has liberty to discharge it as he will Is the main point. IS LIVEIUOlS TRADE LESS Bow ,Will the Tfew Steanmhlp Ports Effect It?, From Daily Consular and Trade Reports. That certain steamers of two great lines sailing between Liverpool and New York have within the last few weeks Included Holyhead and Fishguard, two Welsh ports, as places of call for landing pas sengers and malls has provoked no lit tle comment as to- the effect of such a departure on the welfare of this port. Probably no one in Liverpool Is bettef equippped to offer an opinion on this question than the chairman (who has served in' such a capacity for many years) of the Mersey Docks and Harbor Board, which controls the workings of the port Chairman Robert Gladstone sees in the Increase of facilities for the handling of the mail and passengers at these two Welsh ports an attraction that will draw into them vessels that would otherwise go to Channel ports, and as the big steamers that call at Holyhead and Fish guard come on to Liverpool, thus the fur ther prosperity ot Liverpool will be con tributed to, for It is not by the landing of the passengers who Immediately board an OHtgoing train that Liverpool derives advantages, but by the steamers and car goes. . Mr. Gladstone states that since the opening of the Riverside Railway station at the Liverpool landing stage of the At lantio lines an accurate account has been kept of all the passengers o arriving and of their destination, so as to make a list of those who go on to London di rect without staying at, all in Liverpool and those who remain here for a longer or shorter time and proceed to other places. These figures. vshow that about one-third of the passer i?rs from America have gone on direct to London and those are the passengers who will land at Fish guard and -Holyhead. Since July 1 there has been an Increase in the combined Inward and outward tonnage of this port of 100,000 tons, whii"i does not indidcate that the trad' of Liv erpool is diminishing. The passengers arriving and. departing in 1308 at the live principal British ports engaged in this traffic between the United States. Australia. Africa and India (Con tinental traffic not Included) show that at the port of Queenstown there were 25.000 passengers Inward and 19,000 out ward; at Glasgow, 29,000 inward and, 22.0"10 outward; at London, 43.000 inward and 30,000 outward; at Southampton, 61,000 in ward and 72,000 'outward, while at Liver pool there 'were 212,000 inward and 172.000 outward, or greater than the other four Important ports combined. It Is reason able to assume that the high prestige of the port of Liverpool is not in danger. A Woman, Keeper of n Secret. s Indianapolis News. They were discussing that old, old accusation against woman that she cannot keep a secret. The late Mary S. Anthony had listened attentively to the discussion;, then at last she said: "A woman caii keep an important se cret as well as a man. The secrets she reveals are slight and harmless ones, such as. any man would reveal. Where is the woman who ever, tells a secret, that reflects on her husband or her own children? I know a man ho one day refused to tell his wife the outcome of a business transaction, In which quite naturally she took a deep interest. "No,' he sneered when she asked about it. "I won't tell you. If I did you would repeat It. You women make me tired; you cannever keep a secret!" 'Roger, old fellow,' replied the wife In quiet, even tones, 'have I ever told the secret about the solitaire engagement ring you gave me' 18 years ago being paste? And then he told her all about that- business transac tion, and he did not omit a single, tiny detail, either." ' The Polite Conductor. - Manchester Guardian. I heard a pleasant story today which was told to Illustrate the softening effects of a fashionable thoroughfare upon the manners of bus conductors, or rather upon their sense of correctness. A lady, the wife of an eminent surgeon, hap pened to be the sole occupant of a horse bus that was slowly climbing the Picca dilly Hill. A motor bus passed, and the conductor of it saw tit to indulge in pointed and Ill-timed pleasantry. The conductor of the horse bus made no effort to reply, and the lady, to assuage his feelings as he rather 'savagely punched her ticket, said: "He seems to have the gift of the gab." The reply was: Yes, ma'am, as you vulgarly puts it, he do." v Americans tn Mexico. Denver Republican. t In the last decade, ever since the be ginning of President Porfirlo Diaz' won derful administration of affairs, Mexico and the United States have become united in the firmest of ties. Thousands of Americans have turned to Mexico as a field of business, and that country has felt the impetus of American minds and American methods. Had not these Ameri cana felt that stable business conditions today. , DR. COOK'S PLAY FOR DELAY. Why Doeant He Endeavor Now to Clear HI Uood nine f New York Evening Post. It may seem a little hard-hearted to be unmoved by Doctor Cook's gallant offer to make a new ascent of Mount McKinley, accompajii.ed by as many of his detractors as choose to gowith him. and show them the. metal case he de posited at the summit. When that has been done, to be sure, there will be noth ing more to say, except to make profound apologies to the doctor for the unfounded suspicions under which he had suffered. But, 'unfortunately, in this case time is of the essence of the matter. Many months must pass before that test is put into force; and, however simple-minded and unsuspecting Doctor Cook may him self be, he must by this time -be perfectly aware that the world at large has the strongest kind of suspicion that he is putting off in every possible way the day of reckoning, and that therefore this new move is not an improvement on. but only a continuation of, the tactics Which have looked so questionable hitherto. What is wanted is an immediate production of all his memoranda before a competent and impartial committee, and an opportunity for that committee to make whatever Inquiries It deems proper of Doctor Cook j in person. . And now In a dispatch from Copenhagen we leaxn that the rector of the University of Copenhagen, though reaffirming his be lief in Doctor Cook's Polar achievement, goes on to say: "Nevertheless, we can not understand why Doctor Cook -cannot send us the observations he 'made at the North Pole before two months." neither can anybody else. There is one explana tion, to be sure that he prefers to go about the country raking in the shekels instead of clearrng his good name. There is nothing in the new Mount McKinley proposal to weaken the hypothesis that what he Is after is to keep the ball roll ing long enough 'to make a handsome "pile" and after that the deluge. Alaska Still -Behind. New York Evening Post. President Taft's decision that Alaska Is not yet fit for self-government came simultaneously with a telegraphic ap peal from the leading editors and mayors in Alaska begging him to recommend to Congress an elective leg islature' for this distant territory. The President feels, however, that Alaska, because of the shifting character of its population, is not entitled to a legis lature, but Is willing to recommend that It have the commission form of gov ernment, similar to that in the Philip pines. This Is a singular doctrine from an American President, however wise It may be. Alaska Is tired of being ruled by an Indifferent Congress thousands of miles away. -It believes Us whole de velopment retarded thereby. It wants taxation with representation, and ntw it hears from Mr. Taft that what is good enough for the Filipino we hate and despise, is good enough for Its citizens! This will hardly make Mr. Taft any more popular in Alaska. Those who think vsuperficlally about the Philippines, feel that It is all right for them to be governed by an upper house composed of Presidential appointees. But at Teast the Filipinos have their lower house. Is Alaska not even to have that? Mr. Hitchcock had better look at once to the Republican dele gates from that territory. A Don't you think I am fortunate in having such a talented mother-in-law? She has written some brilliant songs Without words. 1 B Incredible. The Fatherland. A very old negro, rolling the whites of his eyes at the hurrying business men, shuffled deferentially Into the banker's pfflce. It was the farmhand who had been left In charge of the rich man's country place. He reached a place near his employ er's chair and waited to be noticed, but owing to the press of business callers nobody paid the slightest attention to him. , Becoming desperate at last, the colored man thrust himself boldly- for ward and said In a stage whisper: "Miatah Van hey, you Mistah Van I Please, suh, come out yondah in de hall. I came clah in 'f'om de" country f oh, to see you, suh." . It was very impressive. " Hesitating a monient. the banker turned to the line oT emissaries from various magnates who were besieging him and asked to be excused for a brief moment. Then he hurried to the corridor in pursuit of the colored man. "What is this, uncle?" dennded the banker. "Speak quickly. Anything happened?" "Yassuh yassuhl De new cross-bred pullet at the fahm hab laid a'aig, suh!" New York Telegraph. , Back at the (Reach. Brooklyn Standard Union. The president df a New Jersey leather company, who has gone back to the bench at which he worked 30 years ago In order to hold his contract, now that the concern, has been swallowed up by the trust, ought to be happy. There are three reasons why he should not be in a troubled state of mind. The first and foremost one is that his jfiO.OOO salary, which' was paid him as chief officer of the company he headed, Is being continued by the trust, which has not the power to break the contract so long as he obeys orders. There are per haps many men working in the same de partment who are contented with from $1000 to S1600 a year.' A second considera tion that will not be lost upon the man, if he has the riglit kind fof mind, and he seems to, is that after all these years of administrative work he has the health and strength to pick up the tools of three decades ago and wield them for eight hours a day. How many other leather company presidents, or presidents of . any kind, could do that? .The third reason why the depose man should not grieve is that he .has a trade, and can demonstrate that merit had a great' deal to do with his success. No, the deposed president has much to be thankful for and nothing to be ashamed of. Britain's Cry for a Conatlration. A written constitution is no longer dis missed in Great Britain as- a "foreign notion" unworthy of Imitation. The ex pediency of expressing powers that rest on "usage" in "an organic law of ha realm Is seriously discussed. The affirm ative argument is "typified by the West minster Gazette, which editorially re marks, apropos the coming general elec tion: Whan the question is once raised, there la but one way of safety which we be lieve, the public will take, and that is to decide at once In the moat decisive manner that they mean - the Commons to be su preme. 13ut let it not be forsotten that the rejection of the budget will mean that the unwritten constitution has broken down, and from that moment we shall have to set to work to provide ourselves with a written constitution which will Rive the ex isting customs the force o law. . m i Farm Work In Moving Pictures. Ithaca, N. Y.. Dispatch. . In connection with the New York State Department ' of Agriculture, the United States Department of Agriculture is ar ranging to give a series of moving-picture demonstrations of how to conduct a poultry farm. 1 Moving pictures were taken of the poul try course students at work at the vari ous poultry houses, feeders. Incubators and' machines, and a panorama of the sentire college poultry farm, with Its thousands of fowls of all kinds, was made. It is believed that they will be of es pecial educational value at county and state fairs. Life's SunnySide l;uv. Danjcl Isaacs once alights at an inn to stay the night. . On asking for a bed he was told he could not have one, as there was to be a ball that evening and all the beds were engaged. I "At what time docs the ball break up?" asked Mr. Isaacs. "About 3 in the morning, sir." "Well, then, can 1 have a bed until that time?" "Yes, certainly; but if the bod Is asked for you will have' to remove." "Very well,' replied Mr. Isaacs, and away he went to get N-tween the sheets. About 3 o'clock in the morning he wa awakened by loud knocking at his cham ber door. "What do you want?" he asked. "How many of you are therein there?" inquired a voice.' " "There's me, and Daniel and Mr. Isaacs and an old Methodist preacher," was the reply. "Then there's plenty of you." And the speaker passed on. .leaving Mr. Isaacs to enjoy his bed. Cleveland Leader. When the stritiged band, hidden behind the roso and carnation .screen in Mrs. Poole's dining-room, began, tho daughter of the house turned hopefully to the young and .apparently dumb stranger, who had Aeen' told to taJte her in. Here was a promising opening for con versation. "Do you like Meyerbeer?" she asked. "I never drank a glass of those lagers In my life," the young man replied cold- ly. Youth's Companion. , The new and very stringent prohibitory law-which goes Into effect in KanFas has revived an old story on the subject. A stranger went into a Kansas drugstore and asked for eome whisky. . "I can't sell you any whisky," said the drugfrist. "But I'm sick," persisted the stranger. 'That won't help any," replied the drug gist.' "It don't make any difference. 1 can't sell you any whisky for being sick." "Well, what can you sell It to me for?" asked th6 stranger. 'The only thing we can sell whisky for In this town," said the druggist, "is for snake bites. Hold up, now, don't ask me where to get bitten. No use. There Is only one snake in town, and he is en gaged for three weeks ahead." Irvln Brelln, the author of "My Wife's Gone to the Country," said at a recent dinner in New York: ' "A true happening was the inspiration of this song. In July a Brooklyn woman set out for Ocean Grove, and on her ar rival discovered that her watch, a small affair, was missing. She thought it had probably dropped on the thick, 6oft dining-room rug, so she wired to the maid at. Home: " 'Let me know if you find anything on rug In .dining-room.' "A few days later she got frot-q the maid a letter saying: " 'Dear Madam: I was to lert you know if I toimd anything on the dining-room rug. This Is what I found this morning: Three cigarette ends, four blue chips, 36 burned matches and one pink satin slip per." " Washington Star. . a a "Haven't you anything to confess-to me before it Is too late?" she asked. "Re member that it will be much better for us to part even now than it will be after tomorrow. Think. Isn't there In your past something that you have hidden from me? Don't be afraid to confess it. I will forgive you If it is not too terrible, and thon we can begin our married life with no shadow to darken the pathway before us." "Welh Bessie," he replied, as he avoid ed looking Into her eyes, "there Is some thing. I am going to throw myself upon your mercy. Don't judge me too severe ly. Have pity. I once carried on a stamp flirtation with a girl for two months." Chicago Record-Herald. . David H. Lane, the Republican leader of Philadelphia, was telling stories at a Republican banquet. - "And it is always a mistake," said Mr. Lane, "to mix politics and religion poli tics and prayer. - "There was a preacher out, Clnnamln son way who mixed politics and prayer to his coat. He prayed on the eve of a gen eral election: " 'Grant, O Lord, that the great Reform party may all hang together.'. " 'Amen!' cried a scoffer. " 'Not, O Lord.' resumed the preacher, 'In the sense In which that profane scoff er would have It understood; but let the party, hang together In accord and con cord." " 'If s all one to me,' the scoffer again interrupted, "what cord it Is, so long as it's a good, strong one.' "Detroit Free Press. a Rev. F. S. Wicks, of All Souls Unitarian Church, told a good story the other day of a young preaoher who eulogized a very bad lawyer. He said the lawyer was a bad husband, bad father, bad neighbor and generally a bad man morally, though he had been very successful In his pro fession. For the funeral a new preacher in the town was selected, so that he would not know just what kind of a man the lawyer had been. ' The preacher arrived and asked a man standing by, who was pretty much of a wag, what sort of a man the lawyer had been. The wag lauded the lawyer to the skies. The preacher believed all he said, arose and pronounced a poetic eulogy of the departed barrister. When he had heard all he could etand to hear without unburdening himself to some one pres ent, the Judge of the court In that town leaned over to a lawyer who sat beside him and remarked: "Well, there'jmlghty little Inducement for a really good man to die' in Smith ville now." Indianapolis Star. Woman's Clvlo Pride, a Prised Asset. Denver Republican'. When It cornea to the administration of and improvements within a city the good women are guides, philosophers and friends- to follow. Sueh matters come home to them. Playgroumfs, clean streets, pretty breathing spaces, the ar tistio and esthetic in" city life, are mat ters in which they have Interest direct, it is good to know that they are work- ing so enthusiastically and to such good purpose for the civic center improve ments proposed for Denver. In this mat ter, as in others In the past affecting the welfare of Denver, they are upholding the arm of the executive most effective ly. Meetings are being held dally to edu cate the people who ore to recejve the benefits. XEWSPAPFB WAIFS. " "T attended an up-to-date wedding- yes terday." "Tell me about It." "The bride's former husbands acted as usher.sV' Birming ham Age-Herald. LokIc." remarked -the visionary Individ ual, -'either proves or disproves all things " "Yes." rejoined the practical person, "hut It doesn't accomplish any of them." Chicago JJaJly News. Hirhblower (to prospective v butler) Seventy-five dollars a month. Why. that's all I pay ray bookkeeper. Butler But he don't have to associate every day with your family, air. Puck. "I sure sympathise with that man." "Why so?" "His expenses are about double what, his Income Is." "Oh, well, ynu cannot' af ford to sympathize with every man who owns an auto." Houaton Post. "BIlRKlns says he can tell whether he will like a man after ha has talked with him naif an hour." "Yes He Is one of those people who try to borrow money on first acquaintance." Washington Star. "Were you ever arrested before?" asked the magistrate whose principal business la Imposing lines for speeding. "What do you think I've been doing- all these years?" asked the chauffeur, "pushing a wheel- t narrowt' Washington Star. ,