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Foreign postage aouMe rates. Eastern Business Office The 8. C. Beck with Soerlal Aienrr New York, rooms 49 R" Tribune building. Chicago, rooms 610-312 Irttum building. rORTLAXD. TUESDAY. ACGCST 17, 1909. (TWXO TTTE LAWS DELAT. It Is all very well for the New York Judges to recommend reforms In the rules of court procedure as a remedy f"r the law's delay In civil cases. This n good as far as It goes, but It will rot by any means go to the end of the road. A more fundamental medi cine is required for the complete, cure of the disease of procrastination, waste and Inefficiency which, as everybody admits, causes Justice to pine. To change rules Is merely to doctor symp toms. It may alleviate, but it cannot cure, and however great the changes may be the disease will prsently .re sume its ravages and the patient will s.Kin find himself worse than he was before. Be the rules of procedure what they may, lawyers can always pervert them and bring delay and evasion out of them. For Instance, the ?ew York judges would put an end to the "demurrer," a tool used for sheer evasion, or delay, or trickery, ten times where It Is used once for the ends of justice. The modern lawsuit needs It not at all In civil cases or In criminal ones either. What business has the prisoner finding fault with the commas and semi colons In the Indictment? He Is not brought into court to criticise the grammar employed In accusing him. Yet those are the very things he sets out to do and the chances are heavy that lawyers and judges will become so deeply interested In the punctuation and diction of the indictment that they forget all about the crime. The prisoner's business Is to clear his skirts of crime. A court trial Is not meant to be a recitation In rhetoric, though often it Is that and nothing more. The indictment Is a thing of minor conse quence. If it specifies wrong-doing with tolerable deflniteness It Is suffl tient. The prisoner being once in court should be kept there, no matter if he has not been Indicted at all, until the question of his innocence has been laid at rest. This would be better .for him and for society, too. The New York judges, however, go no farther than to declare against demurrers In civil suits. Here, of course, there Is nothing whatever to say for the tricky subterfuge. But If demurrers were forbidden lawyers would speedily find something worse to serve the same end. It was a fine thing to sweep the seven devils out of the room In the Bible. Hap piness must have reigned supreme there as long as they were gone, but Imagine Its state when they returned with seven others. It Is nonsense to exorcise the devil from the court rules so long as he still holds sway in the hearts of the lawyers. Wise people tell us that the way to stop drinking Is for each individual to swear off or never begin Instead of enacting pro hibitory laws. The ray to get honest politics Is first to get honest and In telligent voters. Why not apply the came doctrine to the courts? Is It not true that the simplest and best way to get fair trials In civil suits Is first to get an upright generation of lawyers? Not that all lawyers are dishonest, far from It. Their uncon querable predilection for indirection Is not so much their fault as their mis fortune. They only display with a little more virulence than the rest of us a quality which is everywhere no ticeable in American life. This Is a proclivity for letting the means out weigh the end, magnifying the institu tion and overlooking its purpose, in short, giving an absurd value to forms of all sorts and forgetting the sub stance which ought to underlie them. So long as the form Is intact we are Idiotically happy. The purpose of it all may go hang for what we carei This, of course, is the perfectly nat ural consequence of a system of edu cation which is wholly occupied with forms and ceremonies and completely oblivious of realities. It Is absurd to trIn up a lawyer to believe that voca bles and punctuation marks are the only Important things in the universe and then expect him to think mere justice 13 of any account. The mind as well as the hand is stained by what it works In and the stain of the mind is the worse f the two, because it is indelible. The real reform of our courts must begin in our schools and colleges. TOl'CHIXG THE FI.V AMI OTHER MATTERS. At the rooms of the Commercial Club this week a series of quiet meet ing will be held which are of more importance to the welfare of the state and the whole country than many gatherings which make a great deal more noise. They begin with the ses sions of the American Association of Farmers' Institute Workers. The As sociation of Agricultural Colleges and Kxperiment Stations will follow, and the week will close with meetings of the Pacific Slope Economic Entomolo gists on Friday and Saturday. The topics which these men of science will consider can hardly be called excit ing, but they are fall of interest. The speeches and discussions will deal with question which concern the profit of the fruit-grower, the comfort of the housewife, the health of the family. If more were known about these mat ters, human life would be correspond ingly longer and happier. One of the topics they will discuss Is "the control of the common house fly," that tender insect which excited the commiseration of My Uncle Toby and which many .believe to be as inno cent as a persistent bore can be. But science has discovered that the house fly is worse than a bore. The proba bilities are that if we knew the whole 1 truth about its ravages, we should 1 find that it had slain more human be i Ings than all the snakes, lions and mosquitoes on earth. Compared with the fly, which can neither sting nor bite, King Alcohol Is an Innocent. Peo ple who really want to know more about this monster which Infests our dwellings and poisons our food are Invited to turn to a little editorial in Demorest'8 Magazine for September. There the whole truth Is told about the housefly with something more than scientific frankness. The reader learns how the engaging Insect first makes a tour of the privy vault and then alights on your piece of custard pie, where he proceeds to curry him self off and shed what clings to him. Physicians are turning to the belief that epidemics of typhoid fever are more frequently Initiated from the filth distributed by flies than from any other source. Think of devour ing food- over which these abominable creatures have crawled for hours, as most people do sometimes in igno rance, sometimes with full knowledge. What is a fly. poor little thing? The Pacific Entomologists will fell you what It is and what it seasons your food with. VRENISM GONE TO SEED. Crazy statesmanship In Oregon and its chief author, W. S. ITRen, have reached their natural culmination in a new plan- for turning remnants of the state constitution topsy-turvy and for supplanting fixed principles of repub lican governmet with "prdgressive" absurdities. The new scheme of ITRen goes the limit so far that men who have followed him thus far are forced now to turn their backs on him. It is the inevitable consequence of giving a fool statesman, who has but calf knowledge of politics and history, more rope on the brink of folly. One of Nature's compensations is that noxious germs, even though tempor arily successful, carry their own de struction. The worst foe of LTRenlsm Is evidently Its own folly. This fresh offspring of Willamette Falls statesmanship is abhorred even by enthusiasts who have stood as god fathers for the system that would mortgage every property In Oregon for a state-owned railroad; thatclogged the understanding of Portland voters last election with nearly forty "peo ple's measures," many of them of con flicting purpose and made so big a mess of the water question that the city government does not know who should pay for water mains; that has given minority factions opportunity to thwart the majority will and cheat the majority out of election of officers it should have In government: that has filled most of the offices with "cheap critters" and reduced permanent prin ciples of government, as embodied in the state constitution, to a nullity. Now comes this fresh batch of fool ideas to shift the distribution of leg islative and executive powers, in con flict with the most approved and standard ideas of republican govern ment. Such a radical scheme the people of Oregon will never adopt; now they will behold ITRenism in its true forin and worth and meaning. Men who have followed and sup ported the "new idea" thus far in Ore gon and been its warm champions perceive this and call the further plan crazy. Their fear Is not so much for the new scheme as for what has been engrafted already on the people of Oregon. They apprehend that expos ure of the real purpose of ITRenism will turn the popular tide the other way. The new scheme Is ITRenism at last gone to seed. The ripened fruit shows the absurdity of the "progress" that has been engrafted on the State of Oregon, PEOPLE TO BUILD RAILROADS In the battle of the Titans in Des chutes', 'ft third possible rival looms up, to match Mr. Hill and Mr. Harrl man taxpayers of Oregon, whom cer tain heavy patriots are endeavoring to plunge into the railroad business, by wiping out an opposing clause of the state constitution, inherited from the wisdom and bitter experience of gen erations past. ' These patriots put their pet project through the Legislature last Winter and now will place it before the peo ple. It Is a scheme to plaster a mort gage on every farm and home in Ore gon, in order to raise money to build a railroad, and then to support a lot of officials and political hangers-on and pay big debt interest. It is for the people of this state to decide whether they want this opening for public debt,, extravagance and offi cial Incompetency. Is it not safer to keep up the old constitutional bars against state railroad building that have protected taxpayers these many years? Is it not better to. let the big men who make railroading a business and know how to run railroads build the lines Oregon needs? A lot of little politicians have been trying to monopolize the political wis dom of Oregon and to ignore lessons of experience and true constitutional principles. Once again the absurdity of their leadership is proving itself. It is not necessary for the people of Ore gon to go Into the railroad business. It never was. THE TURKEY AXD THE OWL. In that reputed division of the spoils between the Indian and the white man who had been hunting together, the white man is said to have proposed to his dusky companion that "I will take the turkey and you take the owl. or, if you would rather have it that way, you take the owl and I'll take the turkey." A study of some of the net results of tariff revision reveals the great American consumer in the role of the Indian. He may be a little slow in understanding just how he happened to draw the kind tf prize that was awarded him but he is cer tain that he got "the owl," while the trusts secured "the turkey." Practically every - article of food eaten by the American people was affected by the new schedule, and the two most notable changes that were made In favor of the consumer were a. reduction of one cent on cab bages and of five cents per bushel on peas. There was a reduction or one cent per pound on bacon and ham and one- half cent per pound on Deer, veal. mutton, lamb and pork. Salt was lowered one cent per pound. As an offset to this liberality, broomcorn was transferred from the free list and now pays a duty of $3 per ton. There was also a- heavy increase in the duty on buckwheat and on sweetened biscuits. As the United States exports annually nearly 800,000 head of cattle, hogs and sheep, there Is small opportunity for the consumer to reap any advan tages from foreign competition in this line. If the consumer scored at all in this tariff revision it was in the mat ter of free hides. Angered by the audacity of the people who insisted that this most necessary raw material should be placed on the free list, the promoter? of a high tariff on hides de manded that there should also be a reduction in the tariff on boots, shoes and other leather goods. With free raw materials and a new tariff on the manufactured product, it may now be possible to buy some leather goods in this country at nearly as low a price as American manufacturers sell them In Europe. The superior workmanship of the American manufacturers naturally makes their output desirable at a higher price than would be paid for the foreign article, but our manufac turers sell so many goods in Europe at very low prices that a heavy re duction in the tariff would admit of a profit if they bought abroad and shipped back to this country. How ever Just the grievances of the con sumer of meat and other farm prod ucts, or the wearer of boots and shoes, he has cause for congratulation when he compares his lot with that of the man who Is obliged to pay more for steel at the factory In this country than the consumer 10,000 miles away In a foreign land pays for the output of the same factory delivered freight prepaid to destination. There is still room for tariff revision. THIRTY-FOOT CHANNEL. The United States engineers have begun work on a survey for a thirty foot channel between Portland and the sea. Thirty years ago, when ves sels of fifteen-foot draft were not in frequently obliged to lighter a portion of their cargo over St. Helens bar and other shoal places in the river, the 30 foot channel would have seemed an enormous .undertaking. Now there is considerably more than 30 feet of water at low tide sweeping over the spot where St. Helens bar once rested, and for. the entire distance between Portland and Astoria a 26-foot channel will be in use this season. The results now being shown from work on the Jetty are so. satisfactory that there is no longer any doubt that the much desired thirty-five or forty feet of water at the river entrance will be secured within the next year or two. Owing to the swells that are always in evidence on the bar, the channel between Astoria and the sea should be from five to ten feet greater depth than that on the river, where still water enables a vessel to pass up arid down in safety with but a few Inches of water under the keel. That we shall have the thirty-foot channel in a very short time no one who has followed the work of the Port of Portland will doubt. In se curing it, however, it might be well to build with a little more perma nence. What has been accomplished at St. Helens o'"ers an excellent ex ample of what may be accomplished by work of a permanent nature. Had the usual practice of pumping sand out of one part of the river and dump ing it in another been followed at St. Helens there would still be a formida ble bar to be dredged out at that point every year. The building of a good strong dyke on the Washington side of the river, however, reduced the width of the river and confined the waters of the mighty Columbia in an area where an increased depth was soon scoured out, the sediment which had been accumulating for ages sweep ing seaward .or lodging In the great depths which are frequent along the lower reaches of the river. There has never been the slightest doubt about securing any depth of water that was desired in the river whenever the increasing depth on the bar warranted the work, Now that the success of the' Jetty work is as sured, no time should be lost in im pressing upon the Government the necessity of building a thirty-foot channel in ..he river. The building of the North Bank railroad, with numer ous! feeders planned for various por tions of the Inland Empire, and the completion of the line to Central Ore gon and to Tillamook will more than double the water traffic out of this port, 1 and it is necessary that we should in the future, as in the past, keep the channel In shape for the most economical class of carriers that can be used. The work of the future must be of a permanent nature. THE DETENTION HOME. In Its recent report the grand jury referred to the Detention Home, es tablished and maintained at the ex pense of "Multnomah County for Juvenile delinquents, as unnecessary and expensive," and recommended that It be discontinued. It was cited in sup port of this recommendation, or pre liminary thereto, that a large sum was expended monthly In extending parental or legal Jurisdiction over from nine to twelve boys, for a longer or shorter period of "detention" i. e. holding and feeding them to keep them out of mischief for a time. This Is not the language of the report, but It is substantially what was meant by the criticism passed upon the home. The superintendent of this home takes issue with this estimate of ex pense and effectiveness, asserting that the institution costs the taxpayers of the county but $319.50 a month, In stead of $500 as charged by the grand Jury, and that on an average nineteen boys are held for from two days to six weeks each, according to the circum stances governing his case; that the scope of the home's endeavor includes the apprehension of and return to their homes of runaway boys; and that the maximum cost per capita for table expenses of these inmates per month does not exceed $5.50. While no dolibt this detention home for Juvenile delinquents has been of value in individual cases to the in mates, it can scarcely be doubted that such an Institution represents and en courages a sort of professional offl clousness that" takes cognizance of matters of little Import in family and community life; spreads trivial misde meanors upon the public records and stirs up and recites matters that were better left uunotlced or unrecorded. Much of the tendency in this line of elTort, ending in the Juvenile Court, is in this direction. The expense of the detention home to taxpayers aside, which last year was, according to the superintendent's official figures, $4566.80, it Is doubtful whether there was not fully as much harm as good done by taking boys Into custody for trivial offenses, haling them before the Juvenile Court for a public repri mand or holding them awaiting the pleasure of this tribunal, in the deten tion home. The Oregonian feels that it Is a mis take to make much, as is frequently done, in public of the misconduct of children. Lodgment in a detention home; appearance in the Juvenile Court in charge of an officer; public reprimand and dismissal with a sug gestion of being sent to the Reform School, are not means calculated to make a good boy out of a bad one. There are cases where boys have been known to boast of this special treat ment as a distinction and to assume because of It an air of superiority over boys who have not yet been thus hon ored. In this view it Is not wise to be too ready to take cognizance of Ju venile misdemeanors. Neither is it the part of wisdom to make a hero of an unruly boy either In his own esti mation or that of his associates a result towards which much of this ef fort tends. The usual Winnipeg dispatch an nouncing that the Canadian grain crop wjll shortly be sufficient for all of Great Britain's requirements has started on its annual rounds. Canada is a coming country and is certain to increase greatly its wheat yield, but nothing in the way pf past perform ances warrants the belief that It will very soon be in position to supply all of Great Britain's needs. Exclusive of British wheat, the United Kingdom annually requires more than 200.000, 000 bushels of the cereal, and Can ada's record yield of 132,000,000 bush els in 1906, after deductions for home consumption and seed, would not sup ply half that a'mount. As far back as 1902 Canada produced 99,000,000 bushels of wheat, which was 3,000, 000 bushels more than were produced in 1907, -and but 25,000,000 bushels les"- than were grown last year. This year the record may be slightly ex ceeded, but Canada will still be far short of ven the Argentine as a wheat producer. Advices from Klamath Falls report great activity on the Harrlman estate at Pelican Bay. Fine driveways are being constructed and the resort' is being placed in readiness for the coming of the railroad king. In se lecting Pelican Bay as a Summer home Mr. Harriman undoubtedly se cured the finest natural location that could be found anywhere else in the world, though in Oregon of course there are others fully as beautiful. His apparent satisfaction with . his Southern Oregon retreat may account for'hls dilatory tactics in opening up the remainder of the state. He may have a desire to keep the country in its natural undeveloped state In order that more of his millionaire friends may share in its wild beauties. For tunately for Oregon, the practical Mr. Hill has made a move which will ad mit not one or two rich men, but thousands of all classes, into the won derland of the West, i Eleven boys were haled before the Juvenile Court at Grants Pass the other day, charged with stealing watermelons. The parents of the young culprits, it is said, viewed the proceedings of the court with the ut most unconcern. The chances are that each of the youngsters had heard his father relate with a great show of enjoyment over the memory of the transaction, the story of a night raid on a melon patch in his boyhood. For some reason not recognized in ethics, the watermelon has always been con sidered the boy's lawful plunder, pro viding he could sneak away with it unobserved, from the garden in which it grew. As long as fathers are self confessed and shameless depredators in this line, it can hardly be expected that these .boys will be greatly im pressed with melon-stealing as a crime. The prosperity of the farmers is re flected in the recent purchase of a large number of warehouses which in the past have been operated by Port land . exporters. These warehouses will in the future be operated by the farmer, a change which will be agree able to both buyer and seller. The burden of providing storage houses for the large crop of the Pacific Northwest has for many years fallen on the Coast exporters, and the matter of remuner ation for the service has always been a bone of .contention between the farmers and the buyers. Now that the farmers are taking over the houses, the business will be handled much more satisfactorily for all con cerned. ' ..Sentence of banishment to Omaha should be passed at once upon the man who carps at the present weather as "too cool for August." A maxi mum of 96 degrees and a total of seven deaths from heat was the rec ord in thet city last Sunday, while some of our people growled because a little fire in the grate in the morning was necessary for comfort and a max imum of 70 degrees was reached in the afternoon. Edward Payson Weston, aged 70, threatens to walk across the continent again, for he was greatly humiliated that he recently failed to make the Journey in 100 days. Next year he thinks he will be just the right age. Perhaps; but it would help some if a way could be found either to lengthen the 100 days or shorten the continent. A Los Angeles woman pinned a $35,000 necklace in a bag somewhere around her person and when she wanted It she couldn't find it. You can bet that if a Portland woman had a $35,000 necklace she would keep It where it would be seen and found. There are nearly 2000 persons in the classified civil, service aged 70 and over, and indications point to an effort soon to provide pensions for them. Their present Jobs seem to be pretty good pensions already for most of them. . The Indian reservation drawings are over and the two hundred odd thou sand applicants who got nothing ought to breathe easier. They are free now to come to Oregon and buy a farm worth while. As rapidly as possible, we are told, the able-bodied tribesmen of the Nez Perce Indians will be thrown upon their own resources. Seems as if we have heard something like, that be fore. ' Oregon can better appreciate the long waiting period when it recalls the fact that Henry Vlllard proposed to build a branch road up the Des chutes twenty-nine years ago. In the rivalry for publicity of Mal heur County towns. Vale is one ahead of Ontario, in the marriage of a white schoolma'am to a Jap. It is time for the Ontario oil well to spout. Taft now weighs only 304 pounds. Which shows how utterly unreliable are the reports that he is fat. Has the state really got to the Leave-lt-to-U'Ren stage of Its existence? OVERESTIMATING THE APPLE CROP President Newell, of the Horticultural Board, Telia Some Facta. GASTON, Or., Aug. 16. (To the Editor.) I see in your market col umns that the International Apple Shippers' Association has perpetrated its annual Joke In sending out an ad vance estimate of the season's apple crop in America. It is a difficult mat ter to get an accurate forecast of any growing crop. The growers usu ally estimate as much too low as the buyers estimate too high. With a crop which varies so much in yield from year to year as the apple crop, and the price of which varies so much as a re sult, it is an Important matter to have a fairly accurate estimate of the prob able amount. The estimate of the association mentioned cannot be ac cepted as in any sense a fair forecast of the coming crop. If the annual fore casts of this association from year to year, showing, as they almost invar iably have In each year, a very large increase over the crop of the previous year, had been reliable, the crop of last year would have been several times as large as the average crops of six or eight years 'ago, whereas in fact last year's crop of apples for the United States and Canada as a whole was the smallest one In the past decade. One of the prominent fruit-trade Journals a year .or two ago stated In substance that the public estimates of the coming fruit crop made by the association could not be accepted ser iously and were evidently intended to affect public sentiment, and that it was well understood that a secret report, which gave the real forecast, was Issued to the members of the association. It is a well-known fact that in one year, in which the public estimate made by the committee of the association pointed out that owing to the prospec tive great crop buyers could not afford to pay at Eastern marketing points over $1 per barrel, the publication of the estimate was followed by an Im mediate rush of the members of the association, or their representatives, into orchard districts and the advance purchase of the bulk of the crop at prices running from $1.50 to $2.25 per barrel. One would naturally suppose from a casual reading of the association's esti mate that there is an enormous crop this year. In a unmber of the states this season's crop is estimated at from 200 to 500 per cent of last year's crop. An average of the estimates for the several states and Canada puts this year's crop at 130 per cent of last year's crop. I have recently visited most of the leading apple-growing states and from all that I scOuld see and learn I believe that the apple crop of the United States and Canada will this year be at least 10 per cent less than last year, or 40 points below the esti mate of the association. The associa tion's estimate for Oregon may be taken as a key to the variation of the association's estimate from the correct amount for the whole country. The association's estimate for Oregon is 100 per cent of last year's crop. Everyone who is familiar with the fruit condi tion in Oregon this year knows how much of an over-estimate this is. W. K. NEWELL, President State Board of Horticulture. TARIFF NO HURT TO ENGLAND. But That Country Does Not Expect Benefits From New Roles. London Times. On the whole, no country is less affected by the new American duties than the United Kingdom. - Our manu facturers have already "supped full of horrors" in the shape of the heavy rates of the Dingley act, and the Payne-Aldrlch measure brings with .if no fresh terrors for them, except, to a small extent, as regards a few descrip tions of fine-quality articles. Certain kinds of cotton goods, for e instance, which Manchester has hitherto suc ceeded in exporting to the United States in spite of the tariff, have now been "smelt out" by the protectionist witch doctors, and will probably be ex cluded by the new classifications adopted. Silk manufacturers, high-speed steel (an article of growing importance) and some chemical products will also meet with increased obstacles. But it is satisfactory to note from the reports of our correspondents at various great centers of trade within this country that little or no disappointment, and no discouragement whatever, is felt by our industrialists. On the other hand, there is no ground for thinking- that the reductions in rates granted on some articles'wlll help the British trade; they are too slight, and are meant to be slight to have such an effect. As our American-correspondent says, the bill constitutes a "work of art In the international gallery of tariff legislation," where it "deserves the place of honor." Like Milton's Satan, it is "by merit raised to that bad eminence. The new tariff will, we fear, be very inconvenient to Canada; but Canada is by no means without means of defense. Our American correspondent thinks that the greatest sufferer among the foreign countries will be France, whose peculiar products, particularly wine and brandy, are hit severely by the new duties. Both France and Germany are considered likely to be treated as liable to ' the new maximum tariff, which Involves an additional duty of 25 per cent over the general or so-called minimum tariff, to be levied on imports from any country which "discrimi nates" against the United States. Horae That Was) 45 Tmm Old. Tit-Bits. The extraordinary age of 45 years i c mnnthi was attained by a horse owned by Colonel Heath, which has Just died at the Colonel's farm at Apollo Bay, V lctoria. Colonel Heath states that there can w- nn..ihi rfmiht a a in the animal's age, as he still has the diary containing the eiitry showing when It was foaled. It Is in ail proDaoimy uw record known. The horse was ridden by the colonel as a charger in its youth, and several times carried him . r.n t i-i fihnnerton 160 ii Kin jticiuvun'v . " ' miles in two days. It was sired by a , ,1 t -1 Alfrad famous race norse uttmcu ...e, its mother being an Australian Arab bred mare. Relation of Pie Supper to Sermon. Baltimore News. On the notice board of a church near Manchester, England, the other day the following announcements appeared to gether: "A potato pie supper will be held on 'Saturday evening. Subject for Sunday evening: 'A Night of Agony." " JUST A FEW SMILES. "Did your new chauffeur turn out all right?" "No; thafa why he'a In the hos pital." Puck. - "Do you attend that college professor's lectures?" "No." answered the student. "I find the 'things he says In printed Interviews much more interesting." Washington Star. Frugal North Briton (In his firat expe rience of a taxi) H're, mon. stop I I hae a weak heart. I canna stand that hang't wee machine o' youra marktn' up thae tuppence." Punch. "How Is It that Julia la so Jealous and quarrelsome? She used to have such a sweet disposition?" "I know, but the past year she has been singing In a church choir." Baltimore American. "Did you tell that photographer you didn't want your picture taken?" "Yes." answered the eminent but uncomely person age "Did he take joffense?" "No. He said he didn't blame me." Washington Star. "Yes, ' I have a cousin in Barcelona." "Aren't you worried?" "I'm awfully wor ried they're having such dreadful times there killing people. And I'm as mad at Arthur as I can be." "Why?" "Because he hasn't sent me any picture postcards about It."- Cleveland Plain Dealer. J HORSE - OWNERS PERTURBED May Have to Pay Duty to Bring Animals Across Border. SEATTLE, Aug. 16. American owners of race horses now in Canada are much perturbed over the paragraph of the Payne tariff bill which places on- the free list "articles the growth, produce or manufacture of the United States, not including animals, when returned after having been exported." It is expected that only ' a few of the horses that were at the recent Victoria meet will return immediately, as many of them will go to the new racing park being opened near "Vancouver. One horse, owned by a Washington man named Han cock, arrived here Saturday from Vic toria and was held up by the customs officials pending a decision from the Treasury Department at Washington as to whether the new act Is retroactive In effect. It is quite clear that the act re fers to horses which may be sent out sub sequent to the passing of the act, but not so clear as to whether it will affect the horseowners who sent their strings out prior to August 6. TRAIN SERVICE IS VERY POOR Feople of Antelope Complain to State Commission. bALEM, Or., Aug. 16. (Special.) A number of residents of Antelope, Or., have complained to the State Railroad Commission that the train due at that station at 6:30 P. M. has been late a greater part of the time since May. It is charged that the Columbia Southern is trying to handle all its local freight business with its passenger trains; that the engines in use are old and partially disabled; that the trainmen are over worked, and that the company has no regard for the convenience of the trav eling public or the expedition of mail delivery. The Commission also has received a complaint from a large delegation of passengers regarding the delayed train on the Shaniko branch of the O. R. & N. The Commission had this matter up with the O. R. & N. officials at a con ference held Saturday in Portland. KALAMA YOUTH IS SUICIDE Sheriff Finds Him on River Brink With Throat Cut. KALAMA, Wash., Aug. 16. (Special.) The body of Earl Patterson, with his throat cut, was found near the Northern Pacific track three miles north of Kalama this morning. Patterson was 26 years old and Is believed to have taken his own life. He had crawled 300 feet from the track to the Columbia River, and had a bar of laundry soap in his hands when found by Sheriff Carnine. He died about one hour after he was found. He had a gold watch and $1.65 in money. A tramp was captured and held under suspicion at Woodland, and brought to Kalama, but was released. CHANGE IV POWER SYSTEMS Hammond Company Secures Control of Astoria Electric Company. ASTORIA, Or.. Aug. 16. The Astoria Electric Company, which operates the streetcar lines of this city, light plants for gas and electricity, as well as fur nishing power, has made a deal by which its present power plant will soon be dis continued and Its power, except gas, will be generated at the mill of the Hammond Lumber Company. How far-reaching this deal is will not be made public, but is evidently in line with the electric line system of the company, for which A. B. Hammond approved the plans. The transfer of interest involves only a few hundred thousand dollars, but the prospective plans indicate further exten sions. CZARINA OX COOS BAY RUN Steamer Will Carry Coal Cargoes to San Francisco. MARSHFIELD, Or., Aug. 16. (Spe cial.) The steamer Czarina, owned by the Southern Pacific interests, which was taken off the Coos Bay run last Spring, will be put on again. She will run be tween San Francisco and this port and will carry coal and other freight. General Manager C. J. Miller states that the re vival in the coal business and general im provement of the local shipping Interests is the reason for putting the boat in service again. The manager of the Beaver Hill coal mine, a Southern Pacific property, is employing more men and it is expected to market more of the Coos Bay coal than ever before. Good Road Delegates Named. SALEM, Or., Aug. 16. (Special.) Governor Benson has appointed the fol lowing delegates to the second anuual National Good Roads Convention, to be held at Cleveland, O., September 21-23, under the auspices of the American Auto mobile Association, National Grange, United States Office of Public Roads and the American Roadmakers' Association: A. J. Johnson, Corvallls, Benton County; J. L. Carter, Hood River, Hood River County; J. H. Albert, Salem, Marlon County; John H. Scott, Salem, Marion County: R. M. Dooley, Jr., Portland. Multnomah County; W. G. Cole, Pendle ton, Umatilla County; H. P. Belknap, Prlneville, Crook County; A- T. Buxton, Forest Grove, Washington County; H. T. Botts, Tillamook, Tillamook County; Mor ris Webber, Roseburg, Douglas County; John D. Olwell, Medford, Jackson County. Bank Is Reorganized. FOREST GROVE, Or., Aug. 16. (Spe cial.) A reorganization of the First Na tional Bank has been effected and the stockholders of the new institution are John Templeton. George E. Mlzner, H. T. Buxton, Levi Smith, E. W. Haines, G. G. Paterson, W. H. Hollis, L. J. Corl, H. J. Goff. all Of this city: T. W. Sain, Scog glns Valley; W. K. Newell, of Gaston. For the present the bank will conduct its business at its present quarters, but will probably be removed later to. the E. W. Haines building on Main street, which will be remodeled. It is understood that E. W. Haines, ex-State Senator and pres ident of the State Banking Association, will be the president of the reorganized bank. W. H. Hollis, a local lawyer, has been elected vice-president. Editors to Watch Lawmakers.. CHAMBERSBURG, Pa., Aug. 16. A. N. Pomeroy, of this place, president of the National Editorial Association, today ap pointed a committee on legislation con sisting of G. B. Horner, Denver: F. L. McKenzie. Tallahassee, Ala.: S. M. Wells, Crete. Neb.: W. L. Black, Elgin. III., and James N. Metcalf, Glendlce, Mont. Boys Bound Over. OREGON CITT. Or., Aug. 16. (Special.) Carl Long and Johnny Fields, who re cently assaulted and robbed a Chinaman, were held in $1000 bonds each today for trial. Long has already served four months for a similar crime three years ago. Davies Succeeds Prael. ASTORIA. Or., Aug. 16. (Special.) The City Council this evening elected T. R. Davies Councilman-at-Large to fill the vacancy caused b ythe resignation of H. F. Prael. C. J. CurtiB was elected as President of the Council. COAL MIXE TO BE OPENED Vancouver Men Acquire Property Eust of Seattle. VANCOUVER, Wash.. Aug. 16. (Spe cial.) The Cedar River Coal & Logging Company, articles of Incorporation ol which have been filed by the incor porators, H. 8. Mclntyre and Lewis Diet derich, of this city, will operate coal lands and do extensive lumbering on . a section of land 35 miles east of Seattle on the Milwaukee and Northern Pacific railroads. The principal iplace of business of th company will be Seattle. A spur one and a half miles long will be built from th mines to the Northern Pacific track. The company expects at the end of 90 days to be able to mine 100 tons of coa' daily. The company is capitalized at $300,000 fully paid up. H. S. Mclntyre has been In the emplo of the Northern Pacific for 18 years. Fiv years ago he came to Vancouver as th Northern Pacific agent, but in March, 1908, when the North Bank road was opened, he was promoted to the position of chief train dispatcher for the Spo kane, Portland and Seattle system. Mr. Dietderich for 23 years has been In the logging business on the Yacolt branch of the Northern Pacific. He is one of the best-known lumbermen in this section. WHISKY KIIXS AN AGED MAN Jack W'halen Found Dead on Beach Near Stevenson. STEVENSON, Wash., Aug. 16-Jack Whalen, a plasterer, aged 72 years, was found dead on the beach of the Columbia River near here this morning. He had been working for Bert Douglas, a street contractor here .and was paid his wages Saturday. He immediately began drink ing and laid in a supply for over Sunday, this being a closed town Sundays. He was not seen afterward until he was found this morning, where it is presumed he laid down to sleep. Whalen was an ex-soldler of the Civil War and had told his companions that he had recently been granted a back pen sion of $1300, for which he was waiting. On hls body the Coroner found a letter of recommemndation signed "C. LoGan do, 85 Fifth street." WILLIAM WINTER QUITS JOB Most Noted American Dramatic Critic Leaves New York Tribune. NEW YORK, Aug. 16. William Winter, the dean of American dramatic critics, has severed his connection with the New York Tribune, which he accepted in 1S65 at the invitation of Horace Greely. His resignation was announced today in the following language by Hart Laymon, the editor: ."Mr. Winter has resigned entirely of his own accord and much to my regret, and I have no reason to expect that he will reconsider his decision. I thought it right to publish a small part of the large amount of matter he wrote for the Sunday Tribune of August 8. Mr. Winter did not agree with me, and his resig nation followed." CXiASSY BALLi ON COOS BAY Ooquille Takes First Game of Series for $500 Purse.' COQUILLE, Or., Aug. 16. (Special.) CoquUle won the first game of the series for the $500 purse at Marshfleld Sunday by a score of 4 to 0. Under the leader ship of "Father" Tom Kelly. Coquille won the Coos County pennant, taking the last two games from Marshfleld here last Sun day. Coqullle's battery Sunday, Gardner and Flanagan, was too much for the other team. Gardner secured 95 strikeouts In the last eight games, and Flanagan leads the league with a batting average of .405. Kelly has some stars to recommend to the Coast and Northwestern Leagues. The league has been playing since June 10. JUDGES TO TAKE VACATION Supreme Court Business Will " Be Postponed for Few Weeks. SALEM. Or.. Aug. 16. (Special.) Busi ness in the Supreme Court will be prac tically suspended after tomorrow for the next two or three weeks. Justice McBride leaves for a trip to the Seattle fair. Justice Slater will go to Eugene and the mountains for a fishing vid hunting trip and Clerk J. C. More land will also go to the Seattle fair for a week or two. Justices Moore, King and Eakln will remain in the city until about the first of the month, but It Is not expected that opinions will be handed down nor cases argued unless emergency matters should develop. BRIDGE REPORT GIVEN OUT Board Decides Against Purchase of Wenatchee Structure. OLYMPIA, Wash., Aug. 16. (Special.) Governor Hay made public tonight the report of the State Highway Board, refusing to approve the purchase of the Wenatchee bridge. The board, consisting of Treasurer Lewis, Auditor Calusen and former Highway Commissioner Snow, reported the bridge safe and that it would be of great value to the state, but refuses to approve the purchase at the price the Legislature fixed, because of defeots in construction and needed repairs. UNION VOTES A BOND ISSUE Citizens Give C5 Majority for Muni cipal Iight System. LA GRANDE. Or.. Aug. 16. (Special.) -r-In the special election at Union today, to vote on the proposal of bonding the city for a municipal light plant, 237 votes were cast. Of this number 131 votes were in favor of the proposition and 106 votes were against it, leaving a majority of 25 votes in favor of bonds. The election was quiet. Northwest People in New York. NEW TORK. Aug. 16. (Special.) Northwest people at leading hotels are: Portland S. Hart, at the Flanders: A. Oberfder, at the Hoffman; M. H. Fields, at the Broadway Central. Tacoma Miss E. H. Murlenbruck. at the Seville. Spokane H. A. Ford, at the Cadillac; Mrs. W. E. Conroy, at the Hoffman. Seattle Mrs. G. G. Marston, at the Wellington; J. A. Ansel!, at the Breslln. Fire Destroys Separator. WESTON, Or., Aug. 16. (Special.) A new separator belonging to Sam Ban ister was destroyed by fire Saturday af ternoon in George Banister's field near Athena. A smut explosion was caused by a hot box, and a sudden burst of flame and smoke enveloped the ma chine, also setting fire to the straw stack. An acre of standing grain was also destroyed. Fagan's Conditon Improves. a qtt.t? t a Cir a iic ifi ( Soecial.) Ar thur M. Fagan, the Astoria & Columbia River Railroad ComDanv freight brakes man, whose right leg was amputated on Saturday as a result or injuries sustained in an accident at Clattkanie a short time ago, shows some improvement and there Is now a fair chance or his recovery.