THE MORNING OREGOXTAy, WEDNESDAY, JULY 23, 1909. 8 POKTINT. OREGON". Entered at Portland. Oreg-on. PostofTlce w 1 Becond-Class MaMer. Subscription lutes Invariably in Advance: (By Mall.) Daily. Sunday Included, one rear $a.0ft Daily. Sunday lnr!udd. six months S Daily. Sunday !nludd. three months... 2 1'5 Dally. Sunday Included, one month "3 Daily, without Sunday, cne year 0 Dally, without Sunday, s:x month! S 2!S Daily, without Sunnay. three montha.... Dally, without Sunday, one "month V Weekly, one year ISO Sunday, one year 2 .to Eunday and weekly, one year 3W (By Carrier.) Daily. Sunday Included, one year 8 "0 Daily. " Sunday Included, one month 5 -How to RttOilt Send postofttce money or4r: express order or per"nal check on our local bank stampa. coin or currency are at the lender a risk. (Jive poFtonire .ia dress In fu!l. Including county and state. Toataa-e K.ite 10 to 14 paaea. 1 cent: 10 to frames. . cents; .wi to jii paifes. s rente; 4. to rto pares. 4 cents.- Foreign postage double rates. F.aetern BosiiirM Office The S. C. Beck wlrh Scecial Aiencv New York, rooms JW Tribune building. Chicago, rooms 610-512 Trihune building. PORTLAND, WEDNESDAY, Jl'I-Y la, 1900. TlIK BIRDS AND BEASTS OF PKEY. Now you moderns who think there Isn't much In the scriptures of old that should attract your attention It Is worth your while to look on the wrangle and struggle of "the Interests" at the capital of the United States In the tariff bill, and then think on Matt. xxlv:28 "For wheresoever the carcass Is. there will the eagles bo gathered together." Note here that the eagle was spoken of, because he was the principal scavenger then known. In that situation. The author of the say. lng was unacquainted . with the. buz zard, the Jackal and the carrion crow. But these now all are at Washington, and the hyena another undesirable citizen with them. The harpies, also, filthy birds, swooping down on the feast. , The carcass Is protective tariff or rather the opportunity It offers for foul birds and beasts of prey. They are snapping and shrieking and snarling and growling at each other, over the carcass. Among men there have been many spectacles of contention and fight, over plunder. But if this Isn't the worst, It is closely parallel to the worst, it Is a disgrace to the American people. Every private Interest Is trying to seize its own par ticular from the general weal. The President has taken a firm stand, and he maintains it with dignity and effect. He doesn't see his way to Insistence on abandonment of the whole plunderbund system at once. That could not prevail now. It is a distant ultimate. But he is Insisting on modifications and reductions. In the present state pf the question it is doubtless the wisest way. Neverthe less (let there be pardon for the ex pression) that dog's tail should be cut off close up to the ears. It will be done, finally; for the time will come when it no longer will be tolerated that any Individual, any class, or any Interest shall have special advantages through legislation; and to insist on it will be regarded as most abomin able presumption. Privilege, through law, is the most odious of all things. All modern life Is a continuous pro test against it, and all modern progress Is a result of beating it. In the present state of our indus trial life the Judgment of specialists and experts on tariff and otrrer fiscal problems would be useful. If Congress would pay heed to the recommenda tions they might make. But it wcmld hot for two reasons. First, so long as there Is hope to one part of the coun try or another of special advantage from protection of special Interests, the grab game will continue. Second, Congress, though It might authorize a commission of experts on the tariff, as an expedient of temporary relief from consideration of the subject, never will abdicate its own function -so far as to adopt the commission's re port. For a long time yet the subject iwill remain a basis of play between po litical parties for advantage on one side or the other, as local interests may be combined by politicians for their own advantage or success. But President Taft is holding out well, for reasonable purposes, on reasonable or middle grounds. It is the only possibility at present for con tention against the greed of various Interests, to whose demands the members- of Congress from various parts of the country feel it necessary to re spond. One member will tall tho Pres ident that he must have high protec tive tariff for a specially in his dis trict, or his constituents will desert him and send a man of the opposite party to represent them; another will tell him that reduction of the tariff on hides or wool or hops or hay or lumber will be his own death warrant as the representative of his district; still another, that a duty on any arti ;le of common or general consumption, as coffee, will crush in, his state the man or the party held responsible for It. Neverthel ess, the President holds to the principle that the tariff ought to come down: yet he is far from any purpose to bring about at once a radi cal change. Such effort would not now be successful, but probably would hinder moderate reform. The time has not come fiir the policy which yet will force its adoption the policy of elimination of protection, except as an Incidental consequence for revenue. AX ECHO FROM TIIK TASX. An echo from the past comes in the announcement of the death, at the ago of S5 years, of Mrs. Elizabeth Taylor Dandri.lge, daugh ter of President Zachary Tay lor, at her home in Washington. P. C. Mrs. Dandridge, whose first husband was Major Bliss, was a viva cious young woman of great beauty and tact when her father, with laurels won In Mexico fresh upon his brow, became the twelfth President of the United States. His wife, who had cheerfully endured with him the hard ships of the military camp in the Sem inole War, shrunk from assuming the duties of mistress of the White House, and delegated those to her daughter, "Betty." the gracious gentlewoman who has Just now at four-score and five years passed on. Her residence In the White House was of short dura tion, and at Its close she went Into the quiet life which death has, after many years, ended. Few who knew "Betty" Taylor, or later Mrs. Bliss or Mrs. Dandrnlge. in the far-away years, survive to note the fact of her passing. To the millions born since her brief Incumbency of the White House she was not even a name, and to many who knew- of her in a more or less vague way during those years the announcement of her death gave tidings for the first time in .forty jara that she still lived, .-In noting her passing the scroll of the years rolls back and from pages dim with time a faded leaf nutters out. Upon It we read: 'Third daughter of President Zachary Taylor; born in 1S2 4.: mistress of the White House for one year. She had- a wide acquaint ance with public men and was noted for-her-beauty,- tier-ehrm -and the splendor of her entertainments. She did the honors of the presidential mansion with the artlessness of a rus tic belle and . the grace of a grand duchess." To this may be added as a last entry: She lived in modest retire ment to a serene old age, reflecting through all her years dignity upon the exalted station to which she was called. Than this nothing remains to be said;- close the record- with this latest entry' a completed volume. - -ITS SO SUDDEN." There are two opinions about the contest in Deschutes Canyon, and there is room for either one of them or for both. One of them is that the undertaking of the Porter Broth ers, contesting for the canyon, la sup ported by the Great Northern and Northern Pacific combination the Hill roads with Intent of using this route for a line from their northern territory to California and to San Francisco. This would be a formid able movement against the Harrlman system. The other opinion la that the oppo sition to the Harrlman undertaking is a hold-up, like the shotgun on the road, to compel the Harrlman 'people to pay a lot of money to other people to get out of the way and let the, way farers pass. So far The Oregonian has no Infor mation that would Justify It In deliv ery of a positive opinion. It will merely say It does beat everything how Important the Deschutes Canyon, that has lain open hitherto since the morning Stars began to sing and shout for Joy, now suddenly has become so valuable. Let that pass the poetry and the wonder. It may be hoped we shall now get a railroad two peradventure into Middle Oregon. And yet e have some fear of a result resembling that of the Kilkenny cat fight. We shall wait a little because we must. MR. COLEMAN'S LOST OPPORTUNITY:. Of course profanity Is shockingly wicked. We have nothing to say in favor of it, not a word. It is no more than fair, however, to recognize the great truth that there are two sides even to the case of Mr. Coleman, the Eugene man who swore so frightfully" at an automobile that the City Marshal felt constrained to arrest him. When he got before the magistrate he was fined o. His language must have been something awful. It becomes particularly horrible to think of when we remember that .Mr. Coleman is a pious man who has given a good deal of property to the Eugene Bible Uni versity. How would he like to hear the students imitating him? Perhaps he wourd not mind it if they had the same provocation he had. As we hinted, Mr. Coleman, while there Is no excuse for him. Is not en tirely bereft of mitigating circum stances. The automobile was one of those which come gliding along noise lessly and Just barely miss taking a chunk out of the calves of your legs. The driver goes off with a derisive chuckle over your fright. It delights him to think how near he came to killing you without actually doing it. A New York man who was assailed like Mr. Coleman by a Parthian auto--mobile managed to smash the driver's hat with his cane. The -crowd ac claimed his act. The most enlight ened newspapers In town hoped he would do it again the next chance he had. To be sure, a Justice of the Peace fined him, but what is a fine when one has achieved a great moral victory? Had Mr. Coleman refrained from swearing and used a club, he might have stood in the temple of fame beside this New York hero, but, alas, he let his tongue get away with him. No truly great man ever swears, no matter how near an automobile may come to killing him. He acts, but he does It silently. SPOKANE MISUNDERSTANDS. The editorial department of the Spokane Spokesman-Review has al ways displayed surprising Ignorance of the existence of water competition between the Atlantic and the Pacific ports. The business ena oi me Spokesman-Review is fully informed reeardinir the matter, and, - as tola a few days ago, has recently shipped a carload of printers' Ink from New York to Spokane by way of Portland s water route. Thus caught flagrante delicto after years of vigorous denial that there is such a thing as water competition, the Spokesman-Review takes a new tack. It offers no apology or excuse for shipping its freight by a route the existence of which it has so often denied, but peevishly says: If The Portland Oregonian feels that In water transportation Portland has a controlling, indestructible, natural advantage, as It is continually protest ing, why should that paper and the Portland Jobbers show their great concern and distress at the prospect of Spokane and the Inland Empire gain- lne lower transcontinental rates cy rail? Why not use the ships and the ea. and not fight the efforts of the in terior to get lower rates Dy iana : The Spokesman-Review, as usual. Is mistaken In its assumption that either The Oregonian or the Jobbers of Port land are fighting the efforts of the in terior to get lower rates.. The only protest that, was ever made by Port land was against the proposal to re duce the rates to Spokane without making a corresponding reduction to Portland and other Coast ports., ltie water rate with which these ports are favored has always been the base on which the rail rates were established. for the reason that the ocean carriers moved freight cheaper than it could be moved by any other method. If the railroads were prohibited by Spo kane or other Interior cities from meeting the rates of the water carri ers at terminal ports, there would, of course, be no necessity for maintain ing a service west of Spokane. Any reduction In the rate to Spokane must be followed by a corresponding reduc tion to Portland, which Is entitled to railroad service as well as water serv ice. The Spokesman-Review, with Its Ink shipment, having demonstrated that the water route was the most advan tageous for the Spokane shipper, sage ly remarks that "the truth Is, water transportation Is an advantage only so long as the railroads can continue to cinch the Interior." It is not at all clear how the Interior can be "cinched" if It follows the admirable example of the Spokane paper and ships by the water route. If the rail roads could haul the ink and other commodities across the continent at so low n rate as Is made bv the water carriers, the latter would not get the business. Spokane, since lis oegin ning, has profited by this water route, and will continue to do so. When the Panama Canal is completed there will be a still greater savin on freights. It is unfortunate for Spokane, as well as for other interior cities which have followed the blind lead of the Spokesman-Review, that they have unwittingly played Into the hands of the Middle West Jobbers, who. de prived of the advantages of water ....nnFoiinn will be enabled under the proposed reduced rate to Spokane to ship directly into oponano rm-tory-and handle the business that Is now handled from Spokane by Spo kane and other Pacific Northwest Job bers. This is the Injustice that Port land Is fighting and will continue to fight, until rates warranted by the presence of water transportation are granted. Eventually Spokane will see ,. urr,t and will loin with Portland and the Coast cities In keeping her trade out of the hands or tne .eastern mall-order houses and long-range Job bers. The Spokesman-Review, instead of concealing its Ink-shipping act, should publish It In detail and urge other Spokane shippers to follow the excellent example which It has set. Av-T.-P. FINANCES. The Seattle Times has an Inter esting statement regarding the finances of the Alaska-Yukon-Paclflc Expo sition. The Times says: It haa been learned that the average In come from all sources from tho A.-T.-P. Exposition haa reached $10,000 per diem, while the average expenses have exceeded $5000 per diem. As the fair has been proceeding 56 days. It follows thnt the gross receipts have been $531.000 and the gross expenses one-half that' sum. This would leave a net earning of $290,000. It Is also learned that the total debt of the exposition when It opened aggregated $880,000. and It therefore follows that there remains $400,000 yet to be liquidated before anything can be earned In the form of a dividend for the stock. There will be 138 daya In the entire ex position and at the present rate the net earn ings would be $680,000, or $10,000 more than the aggregate debt. Independent of the stock. s The Seattle paper takes the cheer ful view, however, that the attend ance for the last half of the fair per iod will be double the attendance of the first half, and that, therefore, the somewhat narrow (estimated) margin of 110,000 as net earnings will be greatly exceeded. In other words, the Times estimates that the net earnings for the entire fair period will be about 350,000, thus realizing a dividend of 35 per cent on the $1,000,000 of the fair stock "a sum," remarks the Times, "that would so tickle every stockholder that he would not forget to talk about it for ten years." Certainly he would not forget it. But if the fair attendance at Seattle shall double during August, September and October the record for previous months, it will be a phenomenon among expositions. The Oregonian thinks that this has not been ,the ex perience anywhere. It was not the experience in Portland. The dividend on stock realized here was something more than 20 per cent. It would seem to The Oregonian that, in view of its present financial circum stances, the Seattle Exposition can scarcely hope to do better than Port land did. If it does so well, the fair pro moters will have reason for profound congratulation. Indeed, the exposition will have been a great success if it shall pay no dividends, but shall come out even, after discharging all finan cial obligations. The Seattle Fair Is altogether a most beautiful show, worthy tff the enterprise and spirit of that wonderful city, and It Is an Invest ment that Is already bringing large returns to the entire Northwest. There need be no disappointment if it does not return a direct profit. THE CHILD-LABOR PROBLEM. It is difficult to frame a child-labor law that will be Just and helpful in its operation, and it Is more than dif ficult to enforce such a law in the face of parental cupidity and irresponsibil ity. The law to be Just must apply to all children within the age Unfit fixed. To prevent it from being -vi cious It must be supplemented by a compulsory education law. To make it sweeping in its provisions is to turn out upon the community, during the school vacation, a horde of hulking boys intent upon mischief, since they must do something, and useful, gain ful employment is prohibited. The law known as the "child-labor law" is probably less needed In Oregon than in other states, especially In states In which there are large manu facturing interests, yet the commis sion charged with the duty of enforc ing it has found many cases In which the exercise of vigilance was demand ed for the welfare of the child and the credit of the community. The commission being within cer tain limits a discretionary body, it is believed that there have been but few cases of arbitrary interference where by hardship has been caused. In many cases the heavy hand of oppres sion has been lifted from the shoul ders of the child toiler, to his better ment. The Oregon law is approved by practical, humanitarians and Leg islatures In other states. It is, upon the whole, a good law, and is thus generally regarded by our citizens. That the conditions attending cnud labor In some other localities, notably In the South, are abhorrent to civili zation, we are constrained to believe. Parental Irresponsibility, cupidity. laziness and Ignorance combine to create conditions among child toilers in the cotton mills of many Southern States that the public is assured by competent observers are worse than anvthing that has been allowed to exist irr England since 1847. This is certainly a reproach to the progressive spirit of Western civilization, and if allowed to continue, will be a National not a purely sectional disgrace. The humanitarian is told that the uplift necessary to abolish these con ditions must come from within the sources of supply. Looking at the dull faces of the parents who are liv ing In idleness upon the labor of chil dren, who should be in school or at play, he despairs. Again, he Is told that pressure must be brought to Dear against this evil from without, and he looks hopefully toward the legislative body, only to find corporations, umier the spur of competitive Industry and commercial activity, ready with "in fluence" that outweighs argument, to prevent the legislation asked for. Nothing daunted, however, 'the work proceeds, making gains slowly and re fusing to be disheartened by .repeated failure. "Oregon." we are assured by a woman who has given the labor of years to the cause, "has done much for the working child." Appreciating this estimate, we are (till glad to be lieve that this work has been ' of a preventive rather than a remedial na ture, and feel additional pride In the fact, believing that here, as elsewhere, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. The Oregonian is advised from Informed sources that the question of insurance' had no bearing upon the efforts to reopen the investigation in the death of young J. N. Sutton at Annapolis, Md. At the time Sutton died he was insured to the amount of $4000.. One policy was In a mutual company exclusively patronized by Army and Navy officers, and It was promptly paid, no question having been raised as to the manner of young Sutton's death. A second policy for 1000, taken out by Sutton in the Or der of Maccabees prior -to his enlist ment, is disputed on the ground that enlistment In the Army invalidates such a policy and also that the insured had committed suicide. It is said. however, on behalf of young Sutton's family, that the total expense of re opening the case and pursuing the in quiry has been very large, much greater than any possible benefit out of the $1000 insurance policy, and that It has been pursued with sole regard to clearing the young man's name from the implication that he killed himself. Young Sutton comes from what might be called a military fam ily, and his relatives are extremely anxious to make it plain to the public that others, and not himself, were re sponsible for his death. A Government expert named Hltt estimates the 1909 wheat crop In Oregon, Washington and Idaho at 35, 000,000 to 40,000,000 bushels. Mr. Hltt has made a bad miss on his fig ures and it will require more than that mythical 9,000,000 bushels in farmers' hands In the three states to swell his 40,000,000-bushel estimate to anything approaching the true di mensions of the coming crop. If any such figures as are now reported by Mr. Hitt are seriously considered in making up the Government estimate for the three states, the total will be as much too low as the figures on the 1908 crop were too high. Just why the Government is unable to get with in 2 5 to 30 per cent of -accuracy on these crop figures is an unsolved mys tery. ' How many more tale's do we need of young husband and old wife? Oedi pus and Jocasta, of whose story old literature is full, though an extreme case, should stand for them all. In this case the son unknowingly mar ried his own mother. The young peo ple of Oregon, whom tne state Is edu-. eating at its high schools and colleges and universities, should be able to tell you about the subsequent woes, how one tragedy followed another, and all found expression through the greatest dramatic pieces that have come down to us from the ancient world. The Walla Walla penitentiary guard who killed one convict and wounded another because the two men would not cease fighting, certainly accomp lished the result he had in view. The ultimate outcome of the battle would hardly have been attended by more serious results had the convicts been permitted to continue without inter ruption. Mr. Coleman, the Eugene philan thropist, who had trouble about a speeding automobile, was arrest ed for profanity and fined $5. "It was the first time," says the news ac count of the sad event, "that Mr. Cole man ever was arrested." We think it also must have been the first time he ever swore. Union Pacific climbed up to 199 yesterday, and would probably have crossed the dead line of "double par" If the Porter brothers had not made such an interesting news story by their unexpected sortie Into the Harrlman preserves in Central Oregon. A Georgia legislator wants to pre vent girls riding horses astride, be cause the sight of a girl with divided ctirtq nn a bav horse shocked him. A sensitive people, those Georgians. But what was It that the lawmaker was shocked about? Porter brothers have accomplished a great coup, no doubt, by bottling Har rlman nr. In the Deschutes. Now let us see Mr. Harrlman, dig his way out through the tunnels and over the grades of .a. bright, shining new rail road. . ' . . . - A Seattle lawyer made a mistake In his complaint, as he explained, by try ing to divorce his fair client from the wrong man. Now he wants to secure for her separation from the right man. They do some strange things in Seat tle. . Hops are soaring agairi and the price is now around 20 cents. Reason, curtailment in output, largely in Ore gon. The prohibition counties, of course, long ago went out of the hop business. Of course. Five torpedo-boats watched the unsuccessful flight of Herbert Latham, the Frenchman, across the English Channel. Let Zeppelin try it, and he can command the presence of the en tire English navy. "Too many men," says an Eastern Oregon newspaper, "carry guns." But why should any man "carry a gun" a hidden or secret gun? In most cases a criminal or half criminal Intent is the motive of it. There were many salmon, at the mouth of the Columbia River last Sat urday and Monday, but now they have moved up stream to the seines and the wheels. Now listen to the howl of the gillnetters. m Some alienists think Harry Thaw sane enough to be released. Valua ble testimony might be obtained from Dr. Owens-Adair. cninnei Hofer. rainmaker, aerain says he doesn't want the Governorship. That makes it unanimous. You may have to hurry, Mr. Harrl man. Yet two roads into Central Ore gon are not too many. Anywav, Pat Calhoun got more money than Heney, If that's to be the test of virtue. The Taft Rier Stick is not stuffed: Just padded. It does the work. Rastern Oreeon now has mora rail roads (building) than it wanta. . HARD-SURFACE PAVEMENTS NOISY Therefore One Citizen Wanta Them Barred From Residential Districts. PORTLAND, July 27. (To the Editor.) So much is being said in favor of fhe hard-surface pavements that a few lines on the other side may not come amiss. Let the paving be done In districts by all means: but. let 'those districts be con fined to the business sections and give the people in fhe suburbs good. Quiet, well-kept macadam or anything else that is similarly noiseless and durable. Many of us have bought our homes In the suburbs with the inconvenience that those suburbs In many respects bring in order to get a cessation from the noise and clatter of a more central lecation. but now that the hard-paving craze is in vading our locality, where is that rest and quiet? . As a city srrows. as we want ours to it necessarily grows nolser. Why un necessarily add to that noise by bringing it Into our residential sections? II tne city would stive half the attention and expense to keeping the macadam streets clean and in good condition, that is so willingly bestowed on the hard-pavements the contrasf between the appear ance of the. former and the latter would not be so marked. There is small Justice in comparing our present macadam streets, with their semi-annual cleaning, to hard-surface ones that are cleaned daily. As the former eats up much of the surface dirt, the expense of keeping it clean would be nominal in compari son. To my personal knowledge, a good, well-laid macadam street in a residen tial section Is In a much better con dition after being In use 15 years or more than some hard-surface pavements that have been laid much more recently. If any one doubts the truth of this statement iet him examine some or tne recent pavements that have been laid in the Holladay-Irvlngton district, and then look at some of the macadam that was laid years ago. (Right here It might be well to explain that I have no crushed rock to sell, and am in no way con nected with any macadam interests.) I believe in good, well-kept streets, by all means, and to paraphrase Polonius, "costly thy home as thy purse can buy for the home (and surroundings') oft proclaims the man," and half of the charm of such a home lies In its quiet restfulnesg. There are plenty of down town hotels for those who prefer "life." A quiet street Is asjoy to a tired person, but there Is nothing much more unre- poseful to tired nerves than to come home at night, with every belated horse. man clattering past the house, or to have the milk wagons In the early dawn sounding like an artillery charge. I do not think it any evidence of "moss-backlsm" to want a restful, quiet home, any more than I think It an evi dence of civic pride to clamor for noisy pavements that form a glare to the eyes, and are a menace when wet or frosty, to faithful horses. Nor do I think that we who have a different opinion. should be forced to "take to the tall timber" for the quiet we have paid for here in the suburbs. Among the prop erty-owners who live in the suburbs. about eight out of ten, many times more than that are opposed to the hard-pav ing In front of their homes. Why force or try to force on the many what only the minority want? In closing, I will say that those who are so strongly and indiscriminately urging hard-pavements, whether the streets are good, bad or In different, are rearing a Frankenstein that will - be satisfactory to but few. aside from the paving companies, who, if mey cannot exist with fewer paving con tracts, might try some other business. where they would then have to work no harder than some of the rest of us, who now keep them going. - TAXPAYER AND HOME-LOVER. Beereta of the "Sweat-Box." UNION, July 2fi. (To the Editor.) To settle a dispute, will you please tell ma what the "third degree' is, and If it ever takes the form of personal violence? ; T. R. In police vernacular the third degree consists of extreme measures resorted to by detectives against prisoners in order to extract confessions. Briefly, It is mental torture and terrorizing; very often bald, vicious lies concerning dis coveries which would fix guilt upon the prisoner who is confined in a dark cell and allowed to see no one except his tor mentors. Detectives do not publish secrets of the "sweat-box," but it is understood by po lice reporters that personal violence is not often used. In the case of ex-convicts and hardened criminals, detectives do not hesitate occasionally to choke or "thump" them in order to gain clews. This Is re garded by the assaulter as merely an un pleasant Incident. Physical torture, in the sense of the rack and thumbscrew, is not practiced in the United States. Tariff Solons Long; for Vacation. Washington (D. C.) Dispatch. General Clarence Edwards was telling Representative Tawney his vacation trou bles; said he'd only had eight days off last year, and now he was again threat ened with no rest If Congress persisted In staying here and hammering away at the tariff. "But, say," said the General, "If I can ever get started, I've got a trip planned that's a corker. It's a five-week Jaunt to Barcelona, and it's cheaper than staying at home. You'd better come with me." "Yes, cheaper than staying at home," replied Tawney. "I've heard that before. It may be cheaper so far as the fare's concerned, but how about the other things? I haven't forgotten that last trip I took with you." And, although Honorable "Jim" is something of a dead game sport himself, he clapped his- hand to his wounded pocketbook and walked away, musing sadly to himself about the ways of the tribe of high-rollers, of whom General Edwards Is not erroneously supposed to be. Joker Puts Beer in Ice Water Barrels. Butler (Pa.) Dispatch. Some joker poured out the Ice water from barrels at the Evans City "old-home day" cefebration and put in beer. There were about 3000 persons near those bar rels, testing them every few minutes, and the result was something about which the staid old farmers do not care to talk to day. ' Whoever the Joker was, he must have enjoyed it, as the barrels were kept filled, and the cost must have reached into the hundreds. SoOn the menfolk began to enjoy the events with such a whole heart that sev eral were not content with plaudits, but encored with shouts and "war hoops." while 70-year-old graybeards cut capers that astounded their neighbors. Finally sleep overtook the majority, and the women drove home. Knowing- Rata at the Capitol. ' Washington (D. C.) Dispatch. - n-i.. c hova Aafn m onH from the SLn ate' office building. They have gone as suddenly as they came. When the sub .o. wa onanod between the office build ing ,and the Capitol they poured through the tunnel in noraes ami uvenun me new structure, terrifying the stenographers nt eatinv nn the earden seeds. Now the garden seeds have been mailed out, and the old lumber in ine court oi me oince building has been hauled away or burned. So the rats have betaken themselves back . . t c.-inl' In ttia mtacnmlw ont lah- to me ... yrlnths underneath which they disport themselves by the thousand. "Elbow-Grease" for White Hands. Kansas City (Mo.) Dispatch. A Sallna (Kan.) girl sent 60 cents In an swer to a Chicago advertisement for keeping the hands soft and white, and received this recipe: "Soak them three times a day in dish water while your mother rests, " CLEVELAND ABSOLUTE HONESTY Richard Watson Gilder, Hla Intimate Friend. Writes of His Exceptional Srrnpnlousneas In Moner Matters His ftnlet Self-Confldence and Lark of Pretense. - Chicago Record-Herald. Richard Watson Glider's reminis cences of Grover Cleveland, whom he knew intimately for many years, form an - interesting' initial article In the August number or tne wniuy ji.b zlne. The writer, nationally known as poet, prose writer and editor, states , that he puts forth tne recora oi mo knowledge of Mr. Cleveland as "not only an obligation of friendship, but of patriotism." Mr. Gilder found himself attracted, in common with other au thors, by ' Mr. Cleveland's "lack of sophistication, his rustic simplicity of thought, that went along with great directness and vigor of action." Mr. Gilder records also his belief that the literary men were attracted by the President's "moral fury and his cour age." and proceeds: "That Mr. Cleveland should be In stinctively Impressed by the ethical bearings of public questions was, per haps, natural in a descendant and brother of clergymen, missionaries and teachers: the cousin of Bishop Cleve land Coxe, one of the same stock that has produced the philanthropist- Wil liam E. Dodge and his children. I heard Professor Child, of Harvard, say that he was always expecting to see some second-rate politician put up a base imitation of Cleveland's downrlghtness and bravery, but even the Imitation had not been forthcoming. e "It would not be easy to exaggerate In describing Mr. Cleveland's singular union of quiet self-confidence- with un pretentlousness and even self-depreciation," continues Mr. Gilder. He cites, as showing Cleveland's guiding motive in political life, his pleasure in being praised in James Russell Lowell's lines containing the phrase, "One who did his best," and comments: "That was Mr. Cleveland's claim about his own performance that he did the best he could. When, with Inti mate friends he would talk about his successes and failures on the stage of the world as unpretentiously as if dis cussing some unrenowned neighborhood affair. It was a strange experience, wpen off alone with the ex-President In a rowboat on some secluded sheet of water, to hoar one's fishing companion, while skillfully getting ready his tackle, talk with inside knowledge, and In phrases as graphic as they were homely, of great International events In which he was himself a leading actor, and naming unostentatiously some of the leading living characters of the world. When he fell Into reminiscences of this sort it was apparently without any sense whatever of his own historic Importance. I have never seen such unconsciousness." e Mr. Gilder first met Mr. Cleveland at the White House before the President's marriage, but really came to know him only later in his first administration. His first talk with Cleveland was at the White House early In December, 1887. The President went over the question of tariff reform with the author and read to him the now famous message sent to Congress on the sub ject. Mr. Gilder writes about this meeting: "What impressed .me was the note of earnestness and conviction. His tone was that of a person trying to effect a great good for the state without the slightest regard to his own personal fortunes. He was so assured of the righteousness and reasonableness of the position assumed that he felt that If .the public could only understand the actual situation, there would be an influence upon Congress which would effect the necessary reform. He was inspired by the idea of a 'simple and plain duty.' 'It Is a condition which confronts us not a theory.' These now familiar words were the expression of an in tense conviction. However, he saw clearly and stated clearly the difficul ties in the way, even the difficulties of thoroughly uniting his own party on the issue. I said to him that the docu ment would be more widely read than any put forth Since the war, and that ONE MORE SOLUTION OFFERED. Tariff Problem Could Be Simplified by Limited Reciprocity. EUGENE, Or., July 26. (To the Editor.) As a loyal Republican I was quite in terested lately in reading an article in your editorial columns on the tariff ques tion as concerning the Republican party. While agreeing In general with your o tho tariff I believe the free- trade era Is an ideal condition which may be some time in coming. The struggle or question rather, is how to fulfill the plat form promises and gain as muoh as pos sible in the direction of the public inter ests without endangering the other ob jects and purposes of the party, which many believe the party only is able to solve. ,, The tariff question is generally consid ered a local question, i. e., a question mainly of bargain and trade, despicable as such a method is. It is becoming evi dent that Congress is unfit to deal with such a subject fairly, whatever party may be in control. Question How best to' deal with it? Many Congressmen doubtless would be glad to get rid of it, but of course they have to look out for their districts. Believing in the ideal theory as far as practicable under present circumstances, I believe free trade or mutual benefit among all nations is the proper mode of commercial trading, but that no nation should have the benefit of free entrance to the others' ports unless It grants the same privilege in return. Therefore, on all articles which can be benefited or subjected to tariff tax. why not charge the same import tax on them as the na tion sending them here charges on their entrance at its ports? This would be in fact "a square deal." and would furnish an easy and ready method of fixing -up the tariff schedule. Under it there would be both revenue and protection, I. e., aver aging up the various rates. It would be practically a self- regulating or automatio tariff, and would tend in many directions - Hnal lAvArlnff fit the wotIiI'a tar iffs. This is the only way, in the opinion Of SOme parties laminar wim me mi'ii. etion hoth nracticallv and theoretical ly hv -a-hlch a compromise or "modus Vi vendi" can be established. The tariff is not tne rounaation stone oi Republicanism, and it is Indeed pitiful to . i wV,o havo wrnrlroo! under its old flaST so long to see it rent in pieces over a question wnicn couia oe Beuieu wimuui much difficulty by a statesman of the Jacksonlan or Hamiltonian type. But it m c tfef, intarneta Sf thnstt in flnftnClfll control have managed so far to carry out the extreme Ideas, apparently not think ing that their real Interests are bound up with the general welfare of the public. n T" I Tn J. a. liAHAnnu Hon sen reck era Attack Latin Quarter. Paris Dispatch. The Latin Quarter, that Mecca of Amer ican visitors in the French capital, has been doomed. Housewreckers have begun work in carrying out tne municipal Im provement plan which has been decided upon. The property, which belongs to the city, will be so administered as to bring in rev. enue, where It is now merely clearing ex penses. For many years English, American and German students and visitors loved to live in the narrow streets, and liked to rough it in blissful ignorance of baths or bar ber's tools, but they no longer desire such a life. They prefer hygienic apartments that are llfiht and cheap- It would have the tendency to make annual messages matters of importance Instead of merely perfunctory and unin fluential performances. There was nothing said or suggested by either of us to the effect of this appeal to the country upon his own continuance In office. The message, as is generally believed, lost him the approaching elec tion; but It was tr3 groundwork of his subsequent nomination and second elec tion to the Presidency." v. Many other Interesting incidents and Impressions are related by Mr. Gilder. He tells of the interest shown by the President in International - copyright, how he depiored the general extrava gance of the times and the lack of men in Congress who were "absolutely dis interested," and his conviction that "the class of men intended by the framers of the Government to befits legislators were not, as a rule, coming to Con gress." Mr. Gilder says: "I never saw Mr. Cleveland more elated than after he had thrown the Presidency out of the window by his anti-free-silver letter in February, 1891." There are many other things in the reminiscences Illus trative of Cleveland as a man anec dotes of him as a fisherman, of his kindliness toward children and of his exceptional scrupulousness in money matters. On the last-named subject Mr. Gilder writes: "In speaking of Cleveland no one can help reiterating the word 'honesty.' All decent people are supposed to l.e honest, and an indifferent reader might well Inquire, Why such harping on so com mon a virtue? But aside from the fact that thoroughgoing honesty is not ab solutely pervasive, certainly In Cleve land's case the trait was almost phenomenally developed. The honesty of the man was In the mind of Mr. Taft and of all the memorial speakers, whether they knew him little or much, and most of them knew him well. Two men who, in different times and places were long acquainted with him, said to me lately that Mr. Cleveland was the most honest man they had ever known. "A few years ago a prominent editor, when talking to me about Mr. Cleve land, expressed a good deal of admira tion and but one doubt. He said Mr. Cleveland's relations to a certain rich friend and the ex-Presidents money making would have to be explained. I answered that these would not have to be explained to me, because, though I did not know much about his financial affairs, 1 could vouch for the fact that he war one of the most scrupulous men I had ever known, and, besides, I knew he was not what we call nowadays a rich man. A little -while after this Mr. Cleveland happened to be talking pret ty freely with me about ms resources, and told me about just having lost sev eral thousand dollars on a scruple un necessarily, as It turned out. After re lating the incident he said: 'But I don't deserve any credit for that, be cause money has never been a temp tation to me.' "I told this to my editorial friend, and he replied: 'Oh. 1 have gotten over all anxiety about that, as I've found out how glad he was to get the cheek we sent him for his article.' "Soon after he left office and settled In Princeton he told me that there was talk about making a position for him with a large salary attached. He said such good friends were in the move ment that he could not act hastily and In a way that would seem ungrateful, but that he would not accept a position In which he would be unable to per form adequate service. He, in fact, de clined the position. "I remember that at a time when lie was adding to his not large income by industriously contributing to periodi cals he insisted upon certain publish ers paying him considerably less than the sum they offered for a certain arti cle published by them on the ground that it was more than he had received for a similar contribution published elsewhere." BAD ROADS FALSE ECONOMY. Impassable Highways Cost the Ameri can Farmers Untold Millions. Christian Science Daily Monitor, Boston. There Is no difference among well in formed people as to the cost of bad roads; nor is there any -longer a question as to where the burden of th3 cost Is most severely felt. There are hauled over the country roads of the United States every year 265,000,000 tons of pro duce, equal to 30 per cent of the railway tonnage or tne country. mc .vcia5 haul from farm fo railway is 9.4 miles and the average cost per ton per mile is between 23 and 25 cents. In Germany over better roads the cost is 10 cents per ton per mile at the maximum and 7 cents per ton per mile at the minimum. The loss suffered by the American farmer and consumer, figured on the basis of the German wagon road toll. Is immense. If It were saved from year to year It would soon constitute a fund sufficient to improve all of . the common highways of the country. L. W. Page, who has collected a great deal of valuable information on this sub ject, and who talks about road improve ment intelligently and reasonably, is not among those who clamor for the federal ization of the highways. On the con trary, he deplores the all too prevalent idea that nothing can be done in this country until the Federal Government puts its hand to the wheel, or its hand Into Its pocket- The states, in his opin ion, should take the initiative, or, at least, prove their sincerity by setting an example for the National Government. Father's Search for Lost Daughter. Joplin News-Herald. Separated from her father since a baby 6 months old. Mrs. Isabel Kierscey Ladd. wife of a Joplin mailcarrier. has just learned the etrange story of her life. When Joe M. Kierscey left Short Creek, Kan., now Galena, years ago he left the motherless baby with John T. Sargent at Short Creek. Kierscey then went to Texas, where he was injured in an Indian battle. After a hard Btruggle for life he finally left the hospital alive, but without a vestige of memory. His past history was a blank. Kierscey then went to Sil ver City. Mexico, and married axsln. After living there for years he went to Cripple Creek, Colo. He became wealthy as a miner, but lost most of his money In a fire. About that time an operation restored his memory, and he began a search for his baby. He died soon after, a son com pleting the search. Five Brothers, Five Sisters. Columbus (Ky.) Cor. New York Sun. A marriage ceremony in Kent Cdunty today united five sisters to five brothers. Mis9es Maud, Nellie, Kate, Anne and Susie Martin were married to John, Dan, Hugh, Jack and Dick Hill. Five sisters acted as bridesmaids and five brothers of the bridegrooms acted as best men. It was proposed to follow the wedding with a honeymoon for the five happy couples to extend to St. Louis, but the lateness of the crops prevented the men members from leaving home at this time. Special Kennel for II Ik Newfoundland. Philadelphia Record. The Marquis Dusmet arrived at New York from England and brought over a Newfoundland dog eo large that It could neither be led nor backed into the largest j .Mu o th .tanm or The shin's car penter had to build a kennel, 12 feet long, six feet wide and six feet high.