THE MORNING ORECOXIAX. 1-RIDVY. 31 AY 2. lfKr. POBTLAXI). OKEOOX. Entered at rortland. Oragoa. Poatofnca as Second-Claw Matter. aubaeriptiom Rate Jnrarrsbly la Mnm (By Mall 1 Daily. Sunday Included, one year S Da:ly. Sunday Included, fix month 4 21 Dally. Sunday Included, threa monln.. Hi Daily. Sunday Included, one monta 7S Dai.y. without Surday. on year. ... OO fa.ly. without fundiy. as months I ta:.y. without Sunday, three montna... 1.T5 B"',r- without Sunday, on month SO Weekly. on. year U Sunlay. out year J v Sunday and weekly, on year 1 SO By Carrier Bsllr. Scr.day Includes, on yar e Drily. Euday included, one month... .7 How ' to Remit Send poutofflc money tder. -express order or personal cbacht 01 your local bank. stamps, coin or currency are at the sender r'sk. Olv postoffle ad dress In tull. including county and atmta . r?,lii Rate lu to 14 paa. 1 cent: 1 to 2S paces. 2 cents; 20 to 44 paxes. 3 cents; 46 to to p;jn 4 ;ecta. Foreign pastas double rates Eastern Boslne. Office The 8 C- Bsrk telth Special Acency New Tork. room 4S 50 Tribune building. Chicago, room &10-31 Tribune building. PORTLAND, FRIDAY, MAY I. 19O0. EXCHANGING P.ARTS. The moBt amusing Incident in the tariff debate thus far is McEnery's at. tempt to exhibit Thnmaji Jefferson as a high protectionist. The Senator from Louisiana is evidently rather ashamed of himself for deserting; the ancient, free-trade principles of hus party, and feels the need of some plausible authority to justify his in tellectual somersault. So he quotes the revered JrfTerson to the purport that there ought to be a duty on the necessaries of life In order to render this country independent of foreitrn na tions. Evidently the fond MoKnery believes that the jnoe wo pay for what eat and wear the more we shall distress the wicked fore'.ipjer. He is also of the opinion that the higher taxes we pay on food and clothing the more we shall produce. Taxes. In the imagination of the ravinR standpatter, are the one and only agent in the pro duction of the necessaries of life. Rain, sunshine, human industry and ingenu ity have nothing to do with it. This species of madness is spreading rapidly among the Southern Senators. The spectacle of their mental aberra tion U a sad one. and might make us despair of the country were it not for the encouraging fact that a good many .Republican Senators seem to be recov ering their wits at the same time. Upon the whole, therefore, the balance of sanity seems to swing fairly even. Just as McEnery, the Democrat, begins to rave over the way protection makes sugar cane grow, the Republican Bris tow of Kansas opens his mouth to wonder what possible benefit the sugar duties can confer either upon the Gov ernment or the producer if they are made prohibitive. In that case the trust will get the entire proceeds. If the work of grace should proceed until all the Republicans stand for. a low tarirT. we might easily reconcile our selves to seeing all the Democrats transformed to standpatters. It would be quite in accord with most of their tarty history to adopt a demonstrated error as soon as their opponents had discarded it. That is why the Demo-crati-? party is appropriately s'ymbol Lzed by an ass. With the false theory of prohibitive protection, the Southern Democrats seem to have swallowed all the stale old fallacies which were formerly used to defend it. but which no well-informed person now thinks of repeat ing. Thus Mr. McEnery bases his plea for a prohibitive sugar duty on "the necessity for the country to be come Independent of any foreign gov ernment for the things- it requires." This kind of talk has a strangely me dieval ring. In the face of all our ef forts to promote International trade, with the growing perfection of our consular service, whose principal busi ness is to open new lines of commerce, with the efforts made on every hand to build up intercourse among the dif ferent nations of the world by steam, by telegraph, by international banking and by a thousand other devices, it is an amazing phenomenon to hear a United States Senator argue for Chi nese cxcluslveness. No greater mis fortune could happen to us than to be come "Independtnl 'of foreign coun-' tries." since they can produce many things much cheaper than we can. and vastly better. On the other hand, we can produce some things cheaper and better than- ttrey.-so -that both of us find advantage in exchange. But what Is the use of opposing common sense, to Senatorial twad-lle on the tariff? A PHASE OF THK "WHITE MAX'S BIKOF.X." A phase of the "white man's bur den" which was taken up by the United States as a result of the late war with Spain. Is noted in the men ace of leprosy as existing in Porto Rico and shadowing our own people through the commercial and educa tional touch that exists between that Island and the cities of the Atlantic seaboard. A thriftless. Indolent peo ple, without ambition either in blood or environment, listless, unsanitary In their habits and homes, - the - Porto Rlcans are an easy prey to this most loathsome and hopeless of all diseases. Utterly irresponsible for themselves or others, they go about freely among their fellows, who in their turn do not take the trouble to guard against contamination through association. Lepers In -various stages of this baf fling malady gn IiWhH the streets of Ponce, and hang begging pon the skirts or tourists, or. standing upon street corners, hold out rotting hands for alms. This state of affairs shows what Dr. Edward Ehlers. a European expert who has been stu riving dis eases prevalent in the West Indies, calls "an alarming laxity" on th part of the Porto Rican government. This Is especially alarming when It is add ed that under present conditions it is possible for many lepers to emigrate and carry the -disease to the United States. Dr. Ehlers. however, may not. and probably is not. familiar with the re strictions of our immigration laws, which require expert inspection of im migrants for the very purpose of shut ting out those who are afflicted with communicable or contagious diseases, of which leprosy Is one of the most dreaded.- It would hardly be possible for a leper to pass Ellis Island or any other immigrant receiving station of our seaboard without detection, if In any pronounced or perceptible stage of the disease. It might, however, exist, a lurking contamination, about his clothing or bis unclean person without being discoverable, and thus fleet an entrance; or it might be. brought over by unsuspecting tourists who had befn in forced propinquity to Its victims, who. it is said, sre al lowed, even when suffering from the disease In an advanced stage, to beg upon the streets of Ponce. While the menace to this country may not be great while indeed it may not be worth considering the fact remains that it is necessary to in stitute such supervision and control of those whom Kipling character izes as Otir new-foirnd eutren -people. Half devil and half child. We cannot make responsible citi zens of children, but tbey ran and should be controlled, both for their owtf safety and for that of their spon sors. YOIR I NHOtCHT IUTV. The magnitude ared grave im portance of the task Imposed on the voters of Portland under the Initiative and referendum may be discovered by the following brief summary of titles of the various measures for enactment or rejection on election day: Xew charter, reorganising through out the administration of city affairs. Alternative plans for payment of new water main extensions. Charter amendments proposed by the Council under the Initiative, and radically changing the present char ter. Charter amendments proposed by a committee of seven under the initiative and submitted by the Council, making changes In the present charter. Regulation of electric wiring. Prohibiting patented articles In pub lic improvements. Monopoly of liquor business for Gothenburg association. Excise (McKenna) ordinance for control and regulation of sale of liquor. Crematory bonds. 1 150.000. Market-street bridge bonds. 1450. 000. Sherman-street bridge bonds, $1. 500.000. Broadway and Ldrrabee-strert bridge bonds. I. 000. 000. Municipal ownership of electric light and power. 12.000.000 bonds. Referendum on the vehicle ordi nance. The new charter profoundly affects the future administration of out; city affairs, and it is undoubtedly such a proposition as the people as a whole should decide. But the entire matter is much complicated and entangled by various other proposals which will prevent a clear determination of the charter question through referendum to the people. It should never have been in this way left to them. All the average voter can hope to learn, or be expected to learn, about any charter Is as to Its general purposes and policies, and to govern himself accordingly. He cannot and win not Investigate details or particulars, and it is a gross abuse of the Initiative when he Is required to vote upon such special matters. There are thirty-five measures to be determined by mass meeting, so to speak, at the polls. How can It be done Intelligently, or considerately, or properly? It cannot be. No one can with honest purpose say that It can be. Why. then, should any device devolv ing this heavy and undeslred burden on tbe public be permanently approved, or continued without modification or limitation? PORTLAXD THK RAILROAD CENTER. Building of the North Bank railroad to Portland was a belated admission on the part of the Hill Interests of the superior advantages of the Columbia River route from the Interior over those presented by any of the routes to Puget Sound. The recent Hill. Harriman deal, by which this city becomes the greatest railroad center on the Pacific Coast. Is further recog nition of the superior natural advan tages of this port over all other ports in the Pacific Northwest as a traffic center for a vast region In which de velopment has Just begun. Portland enterprise In beginning this develop, ment Is. of course, entitled to some credit for the great change that has Just fairly begun, but all of the enter prise and all of the wealth that Port land could throw Into the project would have been comparatively uv-lmi had nature In the beginning failed to provide a location for the city at the foot of a down-hill haul through more than 200.000 square miles of wonder fully rich territory. Without In any manner disparaging the great natural resources lying around the shores of Puget Sound and In Alaska, a careful or even cart-less study of any official map of the Pa cific Northwest will reveal the reason why Portland's location' as a railroad center is so much preferable to that of any Puget Sound city. The down hill haul, of course, gives the Columbia River route an Immense economic ad vantage over the routes across the Cascade Mountains. In addition to that, a glance at the map will show that the O. R. A N., North Bank Road. Northern Pacific ' and Great Northern, -with their feeders now built, under construction, or under consider ation, admit Portland into nearly all of the territory east of' the Cascade Mountains that can be reached by the Puget Sound people. Being on somewhat better than even terms with the Puget Sound compet itors in this Immense trade field, our merchants have no" difficulty In secur ing more than half or the trade of that great region." This percentage will, of course, be greatly Increased as the facilities are Increased by the construc tion of north and south line through the State of Washington. In addition to something better than an even chance In this, the only great trade field on which the Puget Sound cities have to draw for business. Portland stands alone In her position as a big trade center of the great Willamette Valley, a field in Itself sufficient to support a city of 00.000 rx-oplo. of the Incomparably rich timber, dairy and stock regions between the Willamette Valley and the Coast, of the great fruit and mining region of Southern Oregon, of the Immense Central Oregon coun try, destined to equal In Importance the Willamette Valley, of the rich Wallowa country, of the lower Co lumbia and half a dozen other local!, ties on which nature has showere4 her gifts with a. lavish hand. rortland has had a complacent knowledge of these advantage and of her Impregnable position In the com mercial world, ana It is possible that our self-satlsfae-tlon and disincline tlon to make much noise about our merits may have postponed the In evitable recognition which Is now he. Ing made of our merits. Portland has for many months been booming along on the high road -to prosperity with a clear track ahead and no trouble In sight. These recent developments can hardly fall to accelerate the pace at which we are moving. It now seems certain that we ir entering on an era of the greate-st commercial and Indus trial development that the city and state has ever known. Much yet re mains to be done, however. We must continue the work of deepening the river and bar. and at the earliest possi ble moment a weil-dlrected. earnest ef fort should be made to establish trade relations with Alaska. Until now we have apparently been too busy In other directions to pay much attention to that great field for exploitation, but now. with the as-tntance of the rail roads. It li b far le, difficult to get a foothold than it ha ever IWn before. ONE IMMIr.KlNT-M HON. Wtl'iam Io rimer was the son of a poor Immigrant mho came to this country In the steerage when William was five years old. When Irlmer grew up and became a rull-fledged sol. der In the battle of life. he. of course, had to listen to all that twaddle about "the rich are growing richer and the poor are growing poorer." and that there, was no longer a chance for a poor man In this country, etc., etc. Lorlmer. however, had no time for that kind of logic. and while the Jaw smiths and Idlers loafed and delivered anarchistic and socialistic speeches, he buckled down to the fight, and by en ergy and good habits rose steadily from the position of laborer In a pa. k-Ing-house and driver of a horeecar to a seat In the United States Senate. In the language of one bf the new Illinois Senator's friends, "hla life la clean, his habits clean and his lan guage clean." lrimer record Is an unanswerable rebuke to the socialistic argument, and it is a glowing example for the other "William. Lorlmern" who are still coming over In the steerage to grow up In the only country on earth which presents opportunities where the packing-house laborer can reach the highest office In the gift of the people. NORTHWEST WHEAT CROP. Reports from the most prominent wheat-growing districts of the Pacific Northwest indicate unusually favorable conditions for the i0 wheat crop. Not only Is the grain in excellent condition, but there Is also a large Increase In acreage in most localities The critical period In the life of" the plant Is yet to be passed, but an abundance of moisture during the Winter enabled Kali wheat to secure a good, healthy growth, which will enable It to with stand the hot winds that sometimes create havoc In June. Fortunately, for the farmers, and for all others who are to such a large extent dependent on the prosperity of the farmers, the methods of wheat farming now fol lowed are much superior to those In use a number of years ago when crop damage was so much more frequently encountered. As a result of this better cultivation and better care of the land, the grain now withstands unfavorable climatic conditions which, a dozen years ago. would have meant almost total de struction. Oregon and Washington have been developing fruit, gardening, dairying and other branches of the agricultural Industry to such an ex tent that wheat Is no longer the over shadowing Influence In our commercial life. For all that, the millions which it annually draws into the country from the Old World play a tremen dously Important part In the prosperity of city and country alike. It U perhaps expecting too much to look for a con tinuation tit the present extraordinary prices throughout the coming season, but It is practically a certainty that no dlfTicu'.ay will be experienced In marketing the crop at the highest average prices that have prevailed for many years. Not only is the prospect unuua!l bright for giod prices in all of the world's markets, but there la such an abundance of ocean tonnage all over the world that there Is very little pros pect for hlith freight rates, and the farmer will, accordingly, secure this additional advantage In price for his wheat. The progress of the crop from now on until harvest will be watched with considerable Interest by Portland, for the coming season will be the tlrat in which this city has had an oppor tunity to participate to any noticeable extent In the grain trade originating along the Hill lines In the Slate of Washington. Wh-thrr the crop Is large or small, the changed conditions will enable Portland to handle a 'arger amount of the cereal than ever before. AI.W AT THE RIGHT THING. The climate of Oregon Is erratic at times, as witness the freak that It took last January, but It can usually be de pended upon to do the right thing and to correct all mistakes. Rain that fell two days ago evened up the January score and extendi the promise of abundance to fields, orchards, gsrdens meadows and pastures Impartially. The horticulturist went forth smil ingly again to "disc" his orchard, the dairyman to renew hla contract with the owners of milch herds: the farmer to take a fresh look at his growing crops and the good wife to transplant her cabbage and tomato plants. The rain was timely also as a check to an unseemly rush of waters In the Co lumbia and a "back-up" of the Wil lamette, and cut short the plaint of heat that had already risen after the mercury had dallied a couple of days In the vicinity of 80 degree. The right thing? Certainly. That is what the matchless climate of Ore. gon can be depended upon to bestow alike upon the Just and the unjust, the growler and the apologist, the cheer, ful man and Mm who toti about with wailtng in his voice. It Is a climate that can be depended upon to bring strawberries In May. roses In June, cherries In July, apples, melons and peaches in August, grapes and pears In September, and apples for every month of the entire year In unstinted abundance. The Spokane Review Insists that the Pacific Coast Jobbers are fighting Spokane and Intimates that they should stand In with the Inland city and tight the railroads. The Spokane paper is slightly in error in Its Inti mations that the Coast ports are f ght Ing anyone. We have. In Portland, a few agitators who like to atlr up trouble, and nimcUmti fail accurately to gauge the results of that trouble. but the most of us are a peaceful lot and thua far have been able to gain our ends by peaceful means. Quite naturally, we shall enter an objection to any rate reductions In territory which has no water competition unless there Is a corresponding reduction In our own territory, where w-e have such competition. The Spokane contention before the Interstate Commerce. Com mission, so rar as the Portland rate was concerned, was Illogical and un reasonable. a"nd It was not considered In the decision of the Commission. The ruling of the Commission IS unsat. Jsfactory to Portland, but our ship pers will find wa forfeiting It aside, or for nulltfving Its effect. Miss Luella fay I'trtm, who. from the It-fancy of the Unlverslly of Ore gon, has been at the head of lis Eng lish department and d-sn of women, will rloee her official connection with lht Institution at the end of the pre, ent s meeit-r. She goes to Mills Col. lege, at Oakland, a school for young women, founded many years ago by Mrs. c T. Mill, as president of that Institution. The tit carries the as sumption of promotion In the educa tional field In which she has so long labored, though loyal friends of the State University wi:i hardly concede the new station to be one of greater honor or Importance- than the one vacated in order to aore.pt it. Be this as It may. her many rrienda win re. Jolce with her In a rhange thai prom ises to be pleasant and profitable and one that reflects credit upon her ability as an educator and honor upon her na tive state. The people of the Middle West here tofore serene In the belief that they were well out of the earthquake sone. had a rude awakening Wednesday morning when houses swayed, win dows rattled, chimneys tumbled down, e-tc. The general panic incident to seismic disturbance ensued. The shudder of M ith-r Earth lasted from two to thirty seconds, the shortest time being sufficient 10 send people pell- mell Into elre-ete or npra eusr-es in w-ild alarm. The most serious result of a succession of ahnrkt that were flt throughout Illinois and portions of four other states was the loss of confidence of the people In the Im munity from earthquake, of the solid, seemingly long ago completed sex-tlon of the country so suddenly shaken by Internal forces. In other respects the damage was slight. Some of the California papers are claiming that there will be a sufficient amount of wheat produced In their own state this year to meet all de mands for home consumption. We trust that no mistake has been made In the estimates. During the eleven months of the current rerea year Oregon and Washington ports have been called on to contribute (flour In cluded) about . 000. 000 bushels of wheat and may have to send down another million before a new crop Is available. This Is profitable business for ua. but we would much prefer shipping the surplus of Oregon and Washington to Europe and keep the money here on the Coast, where It It needed for other purpose. Citizens of any quiet residence dis trict, especially of any suburban dis trict, to which police protection does .not extend except In name, are Justified In protesting against the opening of a skating rink and dancehall In their midst. The Common Council falls In Its specific duty when it refuses to rec. ognize such a protest as valid and In the face of It passes an ordinance per mining such a place to be opened. There are Indications thai the appli cant for a license In this case will prove superior 10 the governing body and not press the matter In defiance V.f the objections that have hern filed against It by his one-time neighbors. As a concession. perhaps, to the large amount of work enforced upon both teachers and puplia by the edu cational exh'bit for the Alaska-Vu-kon-Paciflc Fair, the public school will close this year one week earlier than Ihe date nxed by the annual schedule. That s la say. they will close June 17. Instead of June SJ Strenuous, effort win be made to cover the oourse of study In Ihe shortened lime and lo bring the children through examinations for promotion with credit. AH concerned are divided be tween anslety upon Iheee latter points and pleasure at the shortened period of confinement in Ihe school room. The Municipal Aesvoc-latwn has In dorsed Mr. Alhee for Mayor. Judging Ihe future by the past, this Indorse, ment ought to help soma in Ihe elec tion of Mr, Simon. Let's see. who was the Municipal Association candi date at the primaries? ir aii he have a candidate? What ha become of those clarion tones we used to hear from various pulpits In support of certain candi dates for Mayor? Has Brother Brougher lost his voice? Or Is he Just plain mixed up? If Judge Webster will resign as County Judge, there will not be the slightest objection from any source to his absenting hlntself as long as he pleases on his private or any other business. One vaudeville circuit has eliminated the mother-in-law Joke. This may have been out of regard for ihe mother-in-law; but more likely it was because there are no good mother-in-law Jokes. General H. C. Corbln. retired, who used to have a thing or two 10 say about the Army, wants Army expense reduced. But there Is nothing ex post facto about his suggestion. Kaey enough for you to decide be tween Simon and that bunch of re formers; but what are you going to do about all those charter amendments and other things? President Taft has won a barrel of sauer kraut In a raffle; and he win probably eat It. We have now a Pres ident who Is Vqualo any crisis. A June flood during Rose Carnival week would be another great free at traction. England will have her four new Dreadnoughts, though many get no bread. Pass the word to the tourist: "Tou'U find something good in Portland." sn. nt.v Rm: a s.trrrr.R. Mere-a a Medkai Itoatai fee rrf laad rrmtm a Seattle Maw. rORTl.Nr. Ore, Jlay IT ,K.1r Oresoman e Votir mow covered Lsi:-. I commenting en the fact, that JUrrl man s the U. H government has at last discovered, that Portland is real ly on the map. it la no credit to you, or the eittsens to put.lish lha news it stows you up in a true light. a:o back niimbera Ihe real genuina sleep. Ing m-..l.r. if ,our -uv ever get any mire In the way of e.mmer- Ih. r-eople h certainly ct 1 0 wake up- In hosflisi shout the procrese of tii rllv Just nsure up some ef the other cltlea on the mill, publish the flcurea so Ihs pjhli-- ran see w-.ere rotlland stands, at the bottom of inn list. Itetter let in. atreet railway co build you a new bridge for 11 la the only sure way ihe puhdc wl. eer hat of securing one and furthermore it will t a first class trurturs not something- cliesft. r:i a the ttv of Portland would ere. t. protls!rg fori land does rer erect a new bridge, of course that la one of tie quest r.e tSal a future population will r.ave to con. tend wiitt, after the lor-s long sleep has ended , l--l llarrlana build hi new brldce where he wanta to. the city will nee sjel one unless tie R. R. Co bullda 11. Secauae 1 he rnoasbark would build b rid era like they do buildings, cheep fire trap, cheap that la Ihe slogan ef Portland, there la a great hurra ahout Ihe price of any building projected hut sift 11 down, to actual facia, you wl I find out when completed that there la a pro.! ufl of eomeiiitng cheap. How about the new Court house, will t r any Improvement on the old Noah Ark you already have, hut cheer up port. land Wl'.l be a flag station between e- Mle and San rtn,l. the Capllol of Oregon la aolng to he removed to Se attle, also the Columbia and Willamette rivets are la he removed and made to amply Into Uk Wa.-inclon also there are I- undress of Mlsr sins'! and large Item that Seattle wll relieve Portland of. sleep on you moeoe-tis you ate a loosing game. might just aa well with draw a, let. a real city and real live people show you what they can do. a they have been rising for the pasl many year a. C- 8 IAUT. Ssrsa N el h sew lid's l.anlrss. New Vorh Herald. One ef the prettiest sight Imag inable at the present time is that of ihe garden and hothouse of liaron Al fons Hoths.-r.ill at Hohe Wane. In th outskirts of Vienna. The" grounds are beautifully laid out and the training of fruit lives in be noticed there Is remark able. The head gardener Is a genius in hla line and I cannot recommend visitor lo Vienna a more pleasant way of pass log two or three hours than In going 10 see hi artistic arrangements of plants, flowers and fruits. In the enter of all this display of na. lure assisted by art stand an Ideal villa, pagoda-like, dominating a!l. Horticultur ists can lake away many new idraa from a visit to the Rolhar-hlld gardens, for Ihe orlclnaJity displayed there Is quits un usual and makes the how unique. The gardens and conservator.es are open once a week. The sum of one kronen, which is charged for this rare a.gM. is given to charity. T4 ' ladwatry la t ax-aerked. Kansas City Star. A Oerman tourist, who recently via. Ited Tolstoi, w rites: "The venerable man makea heroic effort to disregard Ihe pain which Is the natural accom paniment of the malady from which he la suffering, and when he ran do so he lake long walk, knowing full well thai nesl day he must pay the penalty In hla artnehajr. Mis Industry ta un checked. Me a writing a Mstorr of lb revolutionary movement of le4--B and labors diligently on his book en titled -Children a Wisdom. which con sists of questions asked by children of their elders and the answers. He la writing also a treatise on Confulu and a book on India. Hi correspon. dence la tremendous, "tut he directs It personally, and enjoy doing It." Joke) .arak Aeioe and l-ewt t.aa. New Tork I h. patch. 47rlone John Jacob Astor has applied for a patent for a machine which it i hoped win make pose hi the ut.;:ation "t P"l depost-.e as a fuel tor power. It la said lhal Co. or.. I Astor Intends la present II lo the public. In Ihe hope that U may be of wide general use. Colonel Astor la about to try out h:a Invention al hie own place. l..-.!r.erl.rr-on-the.lu1-aon. He wi; erect a Ua-bonr power plant ar-4 attach it to a atone crusher. If the peat gas ucreeii m running this. It ta believe,! an trterest'.rg er.gtneerlrg a1- o e. with f ar-reaxt.tr-g afreets, w .l hams been achlrvrat. leaaiBv. Iw alary. S.i.wd to rarass. Pana Correspondence N T. Herald le Sleaaa. the noted tenor of the VI. enna opera, who I la appear al the Met. ropolitan 1 "prmdirtisr. New York, neat season, will, it 1 understood, twvit. a aalary see-on d only to that of Kntico Cauruao. and h s contract peovtdea for an increase In hie compensation if he makes tie Buccraa fiat Is anllclpatod. Mr Klraak. w ho la or.ly Jl years ol t. In worked bis Way up fmm trie rl.ot-ua. He Is dcso-INn) aa al feel three Inches tall and strikingly handsome Hs:f"l 0 t hleWewa seam yisser. I-n-s(er. I's . rlsr-e!ch In a runaway al Allentow n. la. a bag containing live chickens was thrown from a wagon A woman, picking It up. tMnkirg it contained inanimate produce Was so ff-ehtened when lh chicken he. gan to cluck that she fell in a dead falnU M awake la rsslsrtrs Malt. Wilmington. Iel . Ix.iralrh. Kmployee In th nnstofve at llMrpv. lown. ll . scattered when a perksg waa opened and a large snake por.ned out. One s'li went Into hysterics. Art Seriie'd Wright Ksofmsn l Swart . SWiWehew It Is Ihe -l:t.a ttt'ne 1 hat last nd mtli the picture whew the medsJS f 1 1 Her s-rl.e her voice. In way h toaeett her head. Coquetting, wt-ea the raemery I past ? .In and tester. 1 -n stick irtt.e sea Ttaeir gaere to the erush-a lleerieti Waa Just that sect : h... and there I ksew her UIU tea Winters loved her one And yet. we eesr was tk sforr don Tnaa I reuli scarce have 10.4 ye, if her ra'r Was r ark or gatdew. (Thee. I enmettme llrk Lay if her charm, a ma a rou'd look sad dr nk Oreat leug e-oen ai tier reetttaesa. aad then Cia, and fe-get. and long ta d-1nk agaJtt'ft Wr.i. en lot mi. av years since i,a w said Oeod-ey without a hoartsroak. were 1 sent t -a VlnH r art to retch that reeaanent tot feeling aad distinctive tek ta mo Aed paint aa eom spick caaae her d m head. So all the world wauld straight acclaim it She. E'en o. my hand would fall me atterly Aad ye I know her aflU frean. her laugh and Tha aaaeo of he.Mer and lha fail nf Jtt.4 af i-icmsnts, her .ni,4rir. That vera a r trwenl. rou 1 aee-tf, m ipsa A -luipte dartinr l'. ttmrt.f Ahsncjt rhe t o w e r m tha fn and hl .a4 ta'"'n f her i-i-r.. It lpin l.cVt leesas In IM ted sSet gessti a lf. l a.T -1 . I na f-tri s-rri- f nr tv i r anq n Irs fcwee aha " oar-. i tier tCrtw aaaumed i C "tr. An 4 that ahr aattnea her ta rvr.v-isWia f ora la In moaou af tnituf hi rt An4 that ta al It phe-a - m'i. an4 a TMi leet remalr- Ih.l t rec All iht ia va isreytl s-f ( r fa rel mM ay - . -s.-4-i-s, am aaa raaU ta Cu av l HF.AVV I.oaa BY t ITiS. unTIII Letter a "adi Mswr to I -ay ktawe "lee Usej, Says V rt I ee. PCRTLANIt. vj.y .T,T ,,. ,nr A few daya since. noticed a " report In The oregonlan atut water me ters. stating that the city of. n.-lala had purchased loon of these eco nomical deilrea at a coat of enlv 3S IS.. or ahout I il per meter; and that the Water Ito.rd. after clue delibera tion and consideration, had fully cle. elded upon Installing met, re through, out Ihe -M r m all the re.idenoea and other plscea Where water Is used I should I k to know wh-se "fad" this . ar.d If It Is g wise ore V hate the graxllstl. n vstera rr. with enough water at Hull Itun Uk. w are toid to aupplv leea ee or more' peop.e. f wo. would It ret t-e more economical at this time to sv addl. Ilonal pipe lines. Ihan la measure out waier cy meters Basing l-e cost prl. 0 of meters on the last l;ch of lee pur, l.ased hv the 1 Ity. ,t for .e houses- I, m .stl-osle of Ihe houses now In our rlt -IM wot.: I be ahr.ut tlsl.ee f r meters alone, with tl-.o cost prioe of Installation atw.,,1 the same, or a lotsl of e TM. added to ettr clerk KIT, readeta. me. ler-men. tappers, plumhera and a host ef other factors would bring the to. lal to about I ooa How long wilt 1 ha meter last' tome say nve yeara. and Some ssv csa At we to pay ('. ..e evrrr live yeara for 'e "tad" of having water measured out to us? Or shall w stop the -fad-before we drift Into a condition. In wl-.lch our drinking water will cost more than If a prtiale corporation operated Ihe system? T! surely I not economy to Ihe latpayera, for they ar bound to meet any a-id de ficiency occaaloned by the Water Hoard Including their receevy raised sal aries. It doesnt look I. he sating la toe. when th taxpayers and people are cotrpe'led la make tip by dtreei taxa tion the losses of water rents. We are alsa Informed that some of Iheee met er - r urn is hln g corporal lor. a are about to establish business quarters here for Ihe sale of rretera a the field la a goo,f one. they po doubt have struck a pay-streak and know a god thing when thee see It. and no doubt have decided on staying with u so long aa we hue meters of I hem at 14 each. If the W ater Hoard doesn t spend al Ihe Income from water rents for meters and salarlea. we may yet hae somethlr.g lo pay on the Bull Bun water bonda. The water-rate here has never been too high, or questioned by legitimate consumers. people In email houses get their drinking water from ;&c to tl per month, while tr-.nse who maintain more expenstte homca are willing to pay in accordance. The truth of the matter Is. no one thought about water meters until Some Interested person who had them to sell, crime along and showed ths city officials how they could save water. The city oftirlala thought It was a good thing, and so did Ihe man who sold the meters. There was no douhl mutual profll to seller and hmer. Again, we are told that under the meter system the coil prtc to con sumers In some cases Is e per cent less than before the installation of meters, which means a large reduction annually to he added to ihe IJe sea for the rot of meter, above referred lo. Thla meter huslneea. It seems to me. Is baaed on false economy, and the aooncr the Imposition Is exposed the Sooner th people will be relieved from an unjust tanatlon. which Is benefiting only some Kastern corporations, and eatiafylnar a few ornrtat laddtsta who have nothing to lose and much to learn. PKTrit TIVM.t. ! Third rMreet. t.4c-a.a mt OH-la I htrTllfr. irrlr. Mas.unv Tt la with a-r.-Ts-7-t htn or a tVat Irarst tbat t ! mmllm-Bl of it al-u;t va frrtrr than tKaf of lunrrj. Yale, rrinr-sioti ind 1 1-a l.'trmr ,f Chlrtrri conib'.nrvl. and that. In a4iM f )n t u 1 r. a t:.rr ar -- r l-oy- numi-Tv4 ia If var.ou bh t-rhuoli of iKa r'.Tjr. Toki Kia tSa -rW-S-a ao om Vlm,nc. y in Ih'-a d " r-r-r. 1 r-n thai -a a roui-1 laka I ha ri.n-i frMtlaii'A of I ha n.j of Iso. An aT4-l-a wMnout r-a-h!r ha aitxlrnl an-rvltm-i.t of ih Jat-aa rapiial. rra 1 jv.w aiurlrn!! ir tstimtwer-4 la I ia ro'.ertzra of To-K ar-l th rr. fTrr.ii pr-i I .-: . r-r-v rounirjr of I ha Or.rrt Tf itioT-t a s n.firar.i f-aii.r of tt a!u..n, .ofrr. l otM isa bu'.li of Pun. twr-. but I a ler-men. a b:o t ha utfr Ten jreara t .' re re hut I r. 4"h.in-a-a in the ar:v.oa of T-ki- Ta Jr IJrfa ana mora r.n lJ Ina, be n hr t ba f(tra of J pt.ca a r-ria r4 rui.B.r. la a:t!!r al I'm- fert of her cwRtturrvr in the er?fi to tiita tha erria of her learrmtt ar4 jrr, e-ee fate, mt avna rW(a. rtefl I Atlanta trn-t'T-allH-n The laf treat trait-H of nt yr rrotrxt-4 la that aiFlrr. a rejrtr-4 lswea n fc.a.-a Isf-n rna4a l;4 I".-.-. an. Jr.. of At Unit, en h.'m f 1 her a flar.t atlctn tsear ISera. tea T-9?i era riu.M t ora I'.rr.a Th pS-t-.n r-ntation I loratrvl on t-a -,int ;!-er. an4 thera ar m nx-mlw r of r-t-ola ciear l y . rtuM4 f fTrn ( ; reent K--T tmtr.m arv1 ra4 tiaa of tha ner. Mr. Ihe.n hal arr-'e4 to oa a ar hnr4 of f.aH In or.e of I hae iwn4. tl am arr. ire 4 a n4 f oui4 t V ia t rue ar4 IJ-.al T-h ere b-rir. l-r4e4. aa It Were. I r larce 0nr. hVti a a Mlinm'M arrvun4 them. Ha , -kal n4 let 11 clcawn Into tHa r-rn4 Sera therjr n tha iMa-ktrat. an4 hen K puiM it vp tha buf -1 a a fu-l of rH. Thrr rra oer . rch aSout an Inch or oo on. Hn aa4 trar 1 iai t"1nt far Tt. tarr t or, PhS.aAr.rn.a IVoaa A rytht betaerti a haif 4 'a-n I r cr'nh rarT a and a a arm of tera for tha pmmr aai-n of a o1 4 ire on 1 ha la n of K tr J Houaw ZMain aire-t, j 1t. rieaM rr a number of lnetvie-4 ffarit torm The rol.fir of Ke arme around tha ar.4 .'.aroverinc hola ahout fest-t (mm tha f round near In. The rrtt of tha army, -hkh rilH tha air I'ke a rnin'atura -li4. ha 4 harder enter. th ho.a mr f sra tha rarro oama out. ruf I :ntt ther her k featt.era an4 rhatierinc irf-f, Thera a -ere aim aparman livinr In lha tree. an4 f -r Bvt rninuirg they rjt tin a raUant fthl f-r tha w-awaioa of their hme. out tha oeaa r tn-n murh rr them a4 a.ier a tima they ;oij- near off. f.aht'.r lo lha Uat. Ratlra-i4 raia-. Mlr.llaet C htra.ro piaTatrh. Tha manaremant of tha I'Mearo. Pur llnrion 4k vj-iinr-r Hallroad hmm roaae-4 tha r-ranioa of uar-endinc orerai.r.c em. ' ployaa for intrariior.lt of mi-a, on tha ! srouni that aarh pur-ahrrent la an Ir.ef. I foriual means of diaripiina. tr.a;ea4. tha ' t-ompar.y ha Institutod a forr.prehaniilva j wtern or raror.a whirh ara at ail ttmea rw-aaihla to tha men. and from wh.-ti rmmou-ifii and diarntaaala from tha aerv. t-ra wul hm made. Kmrmmrmr araaa at a rxnaer. I let., t: mora Nema. In Near Tortt a arva!thy man av ttnnar at a hotel to - frwniia al mh irh as. ..i . esi ' J w-iaew- -m mm Tnrraf Tfa- OMAK'.r-a durk-. rroa-ir.ii rrwirti-ra J in-it-aior rhhrkena. runntnr loo a wtret enrloaura In tha renter round table. Tha aama man onr a clinnar at ahtrh knnraroo tneal arrvvd at a ooat 0f Jji. nd in A t-latleaar-aa- a4 Ilia Mtiriv. Kar.aaa t'sy ttar. A h-ra rd t ha aleerear. t ha pre M-nt re t'ee-i-wi. aemya tha Hiaton Trana.-r.pt, urv-n Mr. lj-roiey a aad . ry : -,.ar ran a CntUman lake clt fc;- ciuthta hla alt t.n' va ihuaf I I.I CTIOX m TTr.ns Consolidation of Atlmtnl.t rat Iv Boards Pros Idtvl hy Amrndment. cc'. . -n of the water, hearth and park boards with tie ttwu n Bvard 1 proM.Vd Sr. a proposed cr-srter amend mert. drafi-d hv the spc-ial comrr !lle of seven. apront-d b tte iVr 1-v.ur,.-il Iwhi.h w r.l he sihn 'tied to Ce vcters In ' Jure Thi rut-pose of Ilk iM.hKil ta I ta centralise tn one hoard tie a .". .-i.'.r .latra J lion cf ths various pa t : me t ts of ti.e , rliy g.-vrrrmert The riat-d J a'roady Kas cordrol cf the ere. jwl.re rard street department. :.gM rg C j in t riartr l-uo.ie- puiMinci awd puh: C places the city, 'he .,rN r t pour 1 de. partmer: r.J all ollrr A- pt linr r. la and n-.unlflpal ??. . ea cnno."te4 w th 1 Ve ciiy goverrrr.er.t ISv toe tr-res o t an erd ment alt of t!.e furr'l-sr.s pr t .. Tr.r .1 hi the water. Jealth all prk ho.t.W. irj I beir adriilr..trstu oji.-ii.. sre to t atrrlr. latceed hy tie t.o-u: ! i e r-tard I'nocr ?' proposed r-or solic". n.-.n of Oese taroue CV ps r t-ric t. s. t ' e Ksecu'Ke I'.rafd ts am h.-t-s-d 10 froreM w--h tie lse-.iar.ee of k. r 00 ..f bonds and oor. struct an aCiit ;;.-r-.sl p pe 1 r.e f -e. 1 o besdsoTks on l"i . ! Him l.lvrr to th s cl-.y. Includltg the pur-ct.aee of re-cesery gtourd I C add '. lor.al fervo'-s ar.d tie jr.tUatWrn of Wai.r meters :! fc elTli- nstir, of ce wsicr toard f e a-nrnd- toet.l furtey t 11FWS t - .e , ' ' y V. p V - mert la that b.iard of so.-os arr.i;sVJv lor 'he water service now hKTled t'.e cl-t . Tl ieculits Hoard I 'wn rl.-lialis power to pur-chew aM tupple tor t -,e water d' per-.mer.t en. ploy and d r-a'a-e an tsoor. rio-pt that s.iKwt to ci -I eerv loe ru ns and . s. arv act in the con. struct son. operation ai d n-.a t.t t snce of 'be Water Worka of I he civ of -,irl'it 1 tr.st may be deemed rro-ain or s i -va-tsgootie lo said cltv " The l-iec-utle l.osrd S'll V t-T fl'j-niirwM, h.-4-s. ul.tf- mr-A t ,t of I !- m: Tirr r r-t 0f I'm : -,r'm-- ", -"U IS rfaM c. ll.te. .llr.,-U. ;-Wt la t 1 rai.m-t-t,, . ; 5 . i -- h r , ,. , - r-tl T .iy K 6'fir - 411 W err.. (iw-r -f i is afrr . r,at:"ivr: mnA ll l i-'ini an -su;-ri. rn j-i f r.l1 t N t tl r r r.. Tt t"e"s ry of I ! U avjii.ar.t 1 la fltM i h 1 ounrij. u!oi-t ,0 1 THMm:nrr :vt.a of 1 1-- acu:! ! w. r0 Trie. K.cX-t.lJ ..re 1 4 I :o'ir-4 e. twrt is- auiNtu it. a f . . :'r-. 7 - firn,, T r. :.rh-r - anil a. m pr .. X Ice Clll .sr-e - c- lulo Trip, ---- In t'a r m- tit. n- it ; h -,.' ria a-.. U-m 1 t.n. uh.wi , r, t.wn..-. r.c t OrtV-a-1 rn ti, . a-4, t : it,-, .:i r r Ihe u-s J o r. u -n p J i rvri .,f K r iD! Ih'.!wfi-w r-fscf - ' -cJ a It. ir In ii v of t r or. r.ip;l4 . i i.i fc.f th mr,i: T tm-r.ih.y in i!ni.-e ltd i .. 1 he vt-tinU .he- t-o-xKr- f,r .-,,.ut. ot. -Se rt f r c -oitr.-sir man ir,m ru.sa ao ,r the ewfsav; ltxieeL Annu.!;) he fore tha ft rat a of rHom orr. t!.a KvrruiUf Kar4 a :. ha r auiree4 to nva ke a a n: tr n rallniata of tha (vrhahla riptna of ir.mn:-)ne ar.4 00 Ou. t.ra: tha irr morku fir ti.e enii:r g year, inrlud'.ac tha ol of all cfrm. p:ied Itrrrovrmenta. and at tha -n t:rr.o prr-riha aa nearly aa ..M- water rla that will yi--l4 autTVient rev cnua to moat tia e n.miM t.prr.Ma of th drrwartmrnt. Oonttnutnc. aort.on zr&, as amended, provide: Tha Onunrll ahtill nei !t,rrtt tha ai-nri11. turr M" xmeA. r -cr 0.rai I w-tiewt- ,.1ra an om Ti--r-:-.. hut it tnar fd a- or am.. anr prrrrsas4 1 : s.r. of .ttctiuiiur- ar 11 rrwsst, ih. ra:a ta He fv-.ij frtr m mi0 Tha ." H aha.l h orvl ihknr aui hm um tha rf.wM-1 tafl.torw t t ra4 er.lr ut f lha tttsr fur.d. ar4 ahail l..tis f. ih. 'er ra:a rr 1 h er.Pia.ra -ear i t ea. or mtty -hfnrrdswsn or tr., emeTCet.r t out, it lliat lay nMlMtire) f M - lime" .1efa ef lh y iuU,e Icn - A ut r.tiKr -.tet.i!kt. i - Mttu. out or lha atr faad. The tsearuilva Ioard U rharcM tha rrdemttiM.n of horva herrt-'cre tapi.rd, hy th tr harvard, ihrotich the ratiniT. of ainkma lurd. U alao oa re quired avmiannuar to ruha.h a J iM report of tha rooeitr-a au4 dihiiT-aaiTent of ta !rr epanmenu inrud re an in entory of !U rrorrrU . Implrmer.la. ar,4 rnaieriala lreeinr.tr. n lo tha vairr mvnra, tomber with ua cm.l:oa and rrhui- m.ia -alua thereof. FSiil c-oniro and author-y Awr tha rx all h V nartrrient alao ta cr.rfrrrr.fi tt thia amen.ment on tha Ktrvo; ,, lrrd ahlch u aulhoriaod ta aea a cJi r-e-r h ftr.. tw m.mJ 9 ee--1 fS. 4 i.n T4 m tr:il er-rwwr, , hs r-a. i l-e tNs sr sa. Ul.te -tf K ttatw L, a f-eairn t-ne-bf srd r.. .j htt 1 -: n-rt,. .:. r In h a.ti.tT mrm: rv I. n- an 4 ffutav. and rm u.m: ...Tt xf it- t- - Ii-at a . f cm- - a tk ui (t4 a. cf -re, -.,, rr-.ri.n -a ..- a..'! a- t.fmtii.& V th a'or.. i a-.t aurh aaij ad t su)',.n t o , ij w e t-.mi : . I..s..- ft rj.h eirr ,t? r erii mr a r K e-saMh iV-rar-frieti a r. et, r f . a ah a, 1 r -srt v t i-t-h . mtti r:.t ,..n e.h 4 for 4jr. . . tt , s . ( -mm 4 Ire, Cag. In ft' tr lha tcsf 1 -f-l i4Ss.4 or 1. km c i-avj x ;r 4a It taai-a wf 1'w. diteirilon of tha ra.rtt drrvartnjcnt, Ua roctir.va lVrt-.rd akan jUcoTia4 t-jvri ard trp)r.y .4 r ooraaarr aaeiatanra In t :e tytTtarr t- 1 of the r'tra parka and hni.iMai. x ha mt.4t.f tit in na ir lrt4Tf-r h 1 ra l-r4 laaue of IW, f tar $ n,o r f rr k A . 4 t-ru:avard botsdw. rscvrrj wit lha . j r r. -. ' . tur of that a-urn 3evr.t.-a j son tha :e-u.M-a iicMird lnara4 of t Taa iv-ard IN THE MAGAZINE SECTION OF THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN TEATUEES TOR MEMO UAL DAY I"ishnl:r t.f ihe rr.re.Vrat Amy. (Jreat story cf fsrt for rorrnonal day. vy Id M. TaiWil. I'alhelif ! nic.-!r cf il.s hnrv!n ar.d rrtvisjcrjle-r.s n,,,i1(T a reach llieir bomrs and l.srate Ibeir lotrd flMM. l"ncle Rsrr.rr.ie at Ihe iVrr-e!e-rT. Crral sfory of fiction for Memo rial day by Charles f. F.mhrre. lis IrnrVr niiir.c, n circled hu mor and pslho. rr.a'w fTror.j srw peaj. A pt cf thceir4,f r.r ctratnrs and joei, inrliKiirif Cojor.rl In trrrwoil irr. mortal "The rat ICise llefore Me IJle a prsim"; ati firciml prm, I'r.kr.ow ri," "rl Tnisv. r.f Sm, Or and othrr ems wr!J m onti )rr er- ir-. UVSTJya THE ELEPHANT. THE WHITE RHINO AND THE HTPrO TVor.drrful hg cstne f,,;.l in which Colonel Ijoosevr'.! I hstirr; a exrilirjr sdvenltirra s t'lr., do se nhed by Winston Ch BASEBALL AND HOW TO SPEAK IT This i the lo-.;e of Wa:'are I r .:.' Ji-irv Sc-S.sr.! r.v" let trr. It is a nio-i del :ht f ul f-stire on the Urc-tisre etr j loved row. a !ay in the crest Arnrriran Fame. CITY