8 PORTLAND, OREGON. B-.E'"2'',? at Oregon. Poatofflc u Ptira-v luj Matter. Bubacrtptlon Katra InTariablj la AItucc. (By Mall.) P?!!r- Sunday Included, one year 00 t.c ;.' """'" inciuaea. .lx month! 4 25 ." . Sunday Included, thran nu.ihi ' r . one year 1 .1 Bunday. one year e'50 Sunday and weekly, one year!. III"." S.SO (By Carrier.) nllij" un Included, one year 00 Dally. Bunday Included, one month. . . .74 order". J """'V-8en'1 Prnc money Sou? ifr",orler or PT'onal check oi are a. banJ- Stamp., coin or currency urea, in lull. Including county and atata. to I" o W page.. 1 cent: 18 double rate. ''" postage u?rTn "' OfHre The ro'Trfi'i...?-""1'-- Tor S. C Ttwlr. ork. room. 4S- Trlh. v.. . V" -n.cao. r. room. 010-613 J"OBTUSD, SATTRDAT, APRIL s. 1909. THE QUARREL AS IT STANDS. Between the protectionists and antl protectionlst of the Democratic party there la Increasing acerbiity. Bryan take, a hand and Tammany takes a hand and the Democratic sugar-plant-era of Louisiana and the great Demo crats of the sugar trust of New York take a hand and denunciations fly thick and fast. A large section of the Republican party, to whom the scheme of the rabid protectionists Is extremely distasteful and even odious, mutter f'roT V'. bVt BrR heId hy Party ties from actual outbreak for the party In power always has a cohesiveness, and an adhesiveness, too, not shared by the minority In opposition. ,.Thvt,Tnaterlal co"Htlons are always the basis of party divisions and party action Is proved once more by the present agitation of the tariff ques tion. Abstract Ideas afford no ground for serious contention; but men will tight for their 'interests." and while they flght. wi,, search' for "mora! principles." to Justify their action. I he- long contest over slavery in the United States at bottom was an econo mic question, for the slave states be lieved that all their material progress depended on maintenance of slavery and a moral philosophy was invented to support the belief and the action that resulted from it. k hIkxTWlBO now' KrorP of People. .v, .h 8nd South' taklne counsel of their interests," and framing their desires to fit them, assert, and prob ably believe, that the material welfare of the country depends on mainten ance of a tariff system that enriches , themselves, and perhaps their own lo calities in some degree since it rorces and sustains certain local In dustries, though at others- expense. They have Invented a lot of catch words about the "high wages" and high standard of living" that the sys tem is said to afford, and the "general prosperity" that Is declared to spring from It; and from this It Is argued that It becomes a moral'duty to support so beneficent a system. Once more, "the tariff is a local question." It Is undeniable that the Democratic party, the foe of pro jection under the old regime, is now n many sections of the country chang ing its attitude. This Is most ob ervable In several of the Southern tales and in the City of New York From these quarters came the forces that averted the downfall of Speaker Cannon. Growth of manufacturing Industry la the cause of these changes New York, once a free trade city, be cause It was then merely a commercial city, or city of exchanges, now Is the greatest manufacturing center In America, and soon -will be the great est in the world. The "Interests" in New York now want protective tariff; so Tammany's Influence turns up at the critical moment for Speaker Can non. Yet Tammany goes only far enough to accomplish Its ends. Sulzer. one of its representatives, is told to hold to the old faith, while others Fitzgerald and Harrison are directed to fall into the protectionist camp, Tammany expects to hold together by having men on both sides of the- ques tion: and enough Southern Democrats members who find the "interests" of their districts endangered, are dis covered, to make the number neces sary to the quorum; and Bryan starts his campaign for 1912 by denouncing Democratic traitors and thundering against the unholy combination. Look out. when the voting begms In the Senate, on the various features of the bill, for the vote of Senator Chamberlain, also on the side of the protected Interests, so as to "save the Industries of Oregon. T1IH1FTT LKOl'OLD. King Leopold of Belgium, aged 74 but still ambitious and thrifty, even for a King, has announced his Inten tion of starting, at the end of April for Siberia and Pekln. calling bv the way on the frnr, at St. Petersburg. No explorer, traveling for travel s sake Li this King, but an investor, who has . large holdings in Chinese enterprises and in Belgian concerns that are Inter ested In Chinese and Japanese Indus tries. He hopes, by personal contact of the regal type, to interest Prince Chun. Regent of China, and the Mikado, together with the leading men of their respective empires, for the promotion of his own personal In vestments and incidentally for the trade of Belgium. Leopold is In some respects the re verse of creditable, one of the most spectacular monarchs of Europe. His jurisdiction over the so-called Congo Free State, stamps him as at once the most avaricious and the most cruel of all the mercenaries that have plun dered the blacks in Africa In the name of civilization. If half Is true that has been told of the cruelties practiced upon the natives of the Congo by his soldiers, wringing tribute to his rub ber Interests in that country, he should long ago have been deposed and executed as an Inhuman monster. Unfortunately, his record as a domes tic tyrant; as a hushand who, for years, visited the most bitter persecu tions upon a singularly amiable and devoted wife; a father, who denied his daughter's tearful pleadings to be allowed to attend the funeral of her mother, makes more than probable the truth of the stories of mission aries of the terrible cruelties imposed upon men. women and children of the Congo. The one redeeming feature of Leopold's life has been his kindness to his unfortunate sister, the Insane ' Carlotta, f. a brief time titular Em preaa of Mexico. This unhappy woman, wife of the "Emperor" Maximilian! r.. incmaea. one month 75 r.Z ;L" Sunday, one year B OO r ij w '5out Sunday, aix month. 8 23 '!hout Sunday, three months... 175 whose attempt to establish a European ujiiELoiy in Mexico, cost him his life, lost her reason In the same venture and has been given asylum in a castle In Leopold's dominions during all the years that have since passed her whim of imneriaHstm holnv by order of her brother through the establishment of a miniature court Over Which she. In marl fnnnv as Empress. With this single excep tion mai proves mm human. King Leopold has shown himself enttrely inhuman, ruthlessly bending every creature with whom he has associated, whether In the domestic, social or business realm, t-n hlo will xrA In this respect a man after Tsl An's own neart, tnougn his mission to Pe kln in nuest nf hntrinua f, v, and Belgium is more likely to prosper unaer me rule or Prince Chun than It would under her regime. LeODOld Will be. tVlA ti r-n sovereign to visit as such the courts of x-em aim iokio, ana ne is likely to receive a cordial we! ficia.1 capacity, though the shrewd fi nanciers oi me orient will doubtless look COldlv 11-nnn H-m an . of personal business Interests and for eign xraae. Y AXITY OF VANITIKS Most people agree that women are. Upon ifhft whole, more HvlltuI thon men, tout some of the things women do with a smiling face and nappy air hin der us from niacins even thHi fan arda very high. For example, they Eiiu wear neron plumes on their bon nets. These plumes are plucked from the birds at nesting time, and the death of the old birds naturally causes the. young to perish from starvation and cold. Moreover, there is a law against possessing or selling these plumes. Nevertheless, as the arrests which W. L. Finley has made show. tney ore exposed ror sale in the stores, and of course they are bought. The only people who buv thorn are women The pleasure of wearing a heron plume in a conspicuous place on their oonneis outweighs with them all the suffering which they know the pro curement of the ornaments has caused to the young birds. This fact and many others like it are interesting when we remember that women are the leading opponents of medical experiments on living ani mals. The thought of causing a little suffering to a dog or cat for the real benefit of the human race horrifies them, but they will serenely permit hundreds of nesting herons to perish in misery for the sake of a bunch of bonnet plumes to gratify their vanity. What a shining Jewel consistency is. Philosophers say that we shall never attain to any substantial advancement In the regulation of the world until women take hold of affairs and show us how to manage them.- With the fate of the nestling herons in mind, one hesitates to begin calculating how long we must wait for the day of jubi lee, if the philosophers are right. A BUSD OF SEVTIMKIT AND MONEY. William D. Corbin. president of the Kansas City Oil Company, upon being notified recently , to remove the em balmed body of his wife's pet dog from the family burial plot in Sharon Cem etery, at Mernln, Mo., retorted hotly that if the doar. his w1f' vmv,Q,irt for seventeen years, tbat had been duly emoalmed, placed in a metallic coffin and burled in his baby's lot had to be removed, he would disinter and re move also to some more Christian burial place the bodies of bis relatives Including his father, mother, two brothers and various others and cancel a gift of J 10,000 which he had set apart to Sharon Cemetery, adding: "I would not want to leave the dust of any of my people in such a commu nity." Whether the people whose Indigna tion was aroused because of the al leged sacrilege to the resting place of their dead by the burial of this fam ily pet in a family lot within the limits of the cemetery will or will not reconsider their protest in view of Mr. Oorbln's statement, is not recorded. The Incident Is Interesting as showing the radical difference between people who love dogs and regard the family dog as the embodiment of faith fulness and of a dependable value and entitled to the consideration of affection, and those who think that a dog is a dog, to use or abuse, as the whim of his owner dictates. To the minds of the first class. Mr. Corbin has proved himself worthy of his dog; to those of the last, that the dog was worthy of his owner. Dog championship aside. It will eeem to most people that the com munity about Sharon Cemetery be stirred itself in a very small and wholly inconsequential matter when it voiced this protest. The episode is only another verification of the decla ration that ther- are those who strain at a gnat and swallow a camel. Money and sentiment blend In the story in a degree that would be amusing were it not in a sense pitiful. THK BAR SERVICE PROBLEM. Some features of the communication of Mr. R. Chilcott. In yesterday's Ore gonian. are entitled to serious consid eration. Mr. Chilcott has heard that the Puget Sound Tugboat Company, "owned, controlled and operated by well-trained and experienced men in that line of business," will continue in sen-Ice at the entrance of the rjver. Thus Mr. Chilcott sees an opportunity ror me fort or .Portland Commission to "meet the owners of the Puget Sound Tugboat Company and come to an understanding by which the busi ness of the port can be. handled by the said tugboat company on such terms and conditions as will be satis factory to all parties, including the owners of the vessels who wmM I to pay for the service." , An arrangement of this kind, as pointed out by Mr. Chilcott, would ob viate the necessity of spending several hundred thousand dollars In securing tugs and equipment for handling the work, and It Is unquestionably true that the tugboat people, not being obliged to maintain a costly staff of superintendents and assistant superin tendents, engineers and assistant engi neers, together with pleasure launches and obsolete pilot-boats, could handle the business at less cost than will be possible by the Port of Portland. In this respect Mr. Chilcott has the right Idea; but when he makes the asser tion that the Puget Sound Tugboat Company, operating in opposition to the Port of Portland, would secure 80 per cent of the business, he is sadly in error. The tugboat business was practically forced on the Port of Portland because this same Captain Bailey, whom Mr. Chilcott regards as "the peer of any manager or practical steamboat man THE MORXIXG OREGOXIAX, SATURDAY. APRJX 3, in the United States." made so many iiuieinpui to exact exorbitant toll from ships coming to this port that our rep utation was suffering. Unless the Puget Sound Tugboat Company would be willing to give bonds for Captain Bailey's good behavior, it would be" useless to discuss any alliance by which our shipping should again be placed at his mercy. In view of the start we have made on the salary list, and the ambitious plans for boats and equipment. It Is a foregone conclusion that a practically managed towboat company could make money in towing ships at a rate which would show a loss for the Port of Portland. Towing, however, is only one branch of the business. Our commerce has suffered more from an unsatisfactory pilotage service than from the actions of Captain Bailey as a tugboat man. There seemed to be no way in which the pilotage trouble could be reached except by taking over both towage and pilotage, the former being an unwel come attachment of the latter. If the Puget Sound Tugboat Company, which is exceptionally well equipped for handling the business. Is so anxious to engage in towing on the Columbia bar that it will agree to maintain present rates, and will not "hold up" shipping, there might be an opportunity for the Port of Portland to secure, for noth ing, improved conditions at the river entrance, for which we are ready, if necessary, to spend considerable money. 1 Portland demands a. good pilotage and towage service on the bar. Wo would like to secure this at the least possible cost, but the cost will not be permitted to stand in the way of se curing it. Before indulging In any cut-rate performances. It might be well for the Puget Sound Tugboat Company to confer with the Port of Portland. For obvious reasons, It might also be well to leave "the peer of any manager or practical steamboat man in the United States" at home on Puget Sound. JOAN OF ARC. Joan of Arc has been an Interesting figure ever since the enigmatic events of her life occurred. The literature which deals with her history and character from one point of viey and another is among the most extensive and varied in the world. Voltaire and Shakespeare made her the subject of ribald ridicule. Schiller wrote one of his finest plays with Joan for the heroine, and from bis hands she came forth as pure and beautiful as the white-robed seraphs. Michelet's little life of the maid is an example of French enthusiasm. The new biogra phy of her by Andrew Lang takes the view which would be most natural to a Scotchman of mystical tastes. He says in effect that Joan was a hysterical patient whose extraordinary deeds were more or less inspired by her sub liminal self. On the other hand, Ana tole France, whose "Vie de Jeanne d'Arc'" has Just been translated, takes the position that she was a beautiful but half-witted girl whom shrewder people used as a tool. There is no hope whatever that historians and men of letters will ever come to an agreement about the Maid of Or leans. Her brief Mfe ran its course in the first quarter of the fifteenth century, a time of almost universal human mis ery, when the whole earth was devas tated by wars, tortured by superstition and harassed by hunger. The air was full of evil spirits, the land was beset by armed men. Religion had degen erated to a mere mass of Incantations. It was perhaps the darkest period of the dark ages, the black moment just before dawn. England was on the Verge of the Wars of the Roses, fol lowing the civil dissensions which brought Henry IV to the throne. His son,- Shakespeare's "Mad Hal," had conquered a large part of France which his premature death left to the infant Henry VI. During .the regency which followed things went badly both In England and France. Before the child King could be crowned In Paris Joan of Arc appeared, raised the siege of Orleans, which tbe English had in vested, marched victoriously to Rheims, where she saw the French crown safely placed on the head of Charles VII, and recovered the greater part of her country from the English invaders. How the ignorant peasant girl accomplished these marvels has been one of the mysteries of the ages. Her father was a laborer. She was born in a remote part of France, far from the seat of the war and sur rounded with a densely benighted peasantry. Schooling she had none. But for all that, at the age of 18 she led the armies of her country to vic tory in the depths of national despair and re-established the tottering dy nasty of the house of Valois. It Is in credible that she was a mere tool. To the modern mind it is equally incredi ble that she was inspired either by the Almighty or by the devil. The only tenable theory about her is that she was a person gifted with the power of auto-suggestion. The voices which she heard urging her to leave home and take cpmmand of the army were from her own subliminal self. Her vivid fancy objectified them, to use the jar gon of the psychologists, and then she fell under the delusive spell of her own work. About all this there Is nothing wonderful when we consider the condition of Joan's environment. Michelet tells us that It was a time of sorcery and inspiration. Miracles were happening all over France. Peoplo were prophesying, healing the sick, working the Incantations of witchcraft. The extreme misery of the country ta,ad brought forth morbid psychic phe nomena, as such misery always does, both in communities and individuals. Everybody knows that revivals suc ceed best in hard times. Material exi gency even, when not very severe, de velops occult waves from the sublim inal. During prolonged fasting men are subject to visions. Hallucinations haunt them. They prophesy and sometimes work miracles. Suffering carried to a certain point seems to de stroy the inhibitory powers of tbe con scious mind and permit the subcon scious to surge up into the real world with fantastic luxuriance of manifes tations. it is absurd to raise the question of Joan's sincerity. Psychopathic pa tients are always sincere. Nor is it certain that she deluded herself. We know so little about the hidden world which flowed through the door of her bewildered intelligence that nobody Is safe in dogmatizing about It. That J her character was completely untar- nisnea is certain. The tales about her which the English Invented to excuse burning her at the stake are worthy of the barbarous character of her judges and the times they lived in, but the ra tional modern mind finds them abhor rently mendacious. The church whose officials helped condemn and murder this unfortunate girl has since canon ized her, and there Is no doubt that she adorns the calendar of the saints. France, which deserted her in the hour of her need, has since accepted her as a national genius. Voltaire's wretched fictions concerning her could not be published in the France of to day, while, if Shakespeare were to re appear and put her. in another niov she would figure as something very uiiLerenx irom the slatternly "Pucelle" of his "Henry VI." The. world has never been very kind to its women benefactors. It has treated them even worse than it has the poets and prophets of tha h. sex- Women who have -distinguished metnaeives in any way bave consist ently been targets for maligmnent, from Sappho to Queen Elizabeth, from Semiramls to Dr. Mary Walker. The male resents the intrusion of the fe male into war, literature or art, and revenges himself by the easy expedient of slander. Still, in the long run the slander dies and the true character of the woman emerges. Perhaps in an other thousand years we shall know what kind of a woman Queen Eliza beth really was. Few sensible people longer entertain much doubt about Joan of Arc. The Marathon race has, like other extreme tests of physical endurance, grown Into an abuse that has In some Instances resulted seriously. Proof of this Is abundant and incontrovertible. A late example is that of a lad of Spokane. 10 years old. who ran five miles, dropped exhausted upon the grouna at the end, perspiring freely, became rigid from reaction and died three weeks later as a result. Boys of that age, and indeed, of any age, are wholly without judgment in mat ters which call for tests of physical endurance, and should be instructed not to undertake such tests unsuper vised. The "Marathon spirit" has at tained the extreme of folly in many places. Since couriers are not needed in these days to carry important tid ings, tlje strain upon school boys to develop speed is useless. As attested by the above incident, which Is but one of many of slightly variant de tails, it is unwise to- urge or even to encourage tests of physical endurance that unsupervised are more than likely to lead to disastrous results. There Is protest in Baker papers against calling their town "Baker City." It is a protest well made. Call the city Baker. "Baker City" belittles It. Baker is getting to be a mighty fine town. City and county perpetuate the name of a great orator the great est whom the Pacific Coast ever knew and of a great patriot, who gave his life for the cause of freedom and for perpetuation of a single nationality within the territory of the United States. Baker, born in London, matchless orator,, enthusiastic patriot, who gave his life for support of the ideal of America Baker, Oregon will keep his name, always on the tongues of men. Don't call it "Baker City." - Cottage Grove will put into circula tion a petition for creation of Nesmith County. The county will be formed of portions of Lane and Douglas the larger parts from Lane. It will be easy to get names enough for the initiative petition, and. the, electors of the, state will probably grant it. The Oregonian will -support it, as far as It can largely because it ' wants to' honor the name of Nesmith. The next effort should be like honor for the name of Williams when the people want a new county. Death - removes Major N. A. Cor noyer, one of the early settlers of Oregon-T-for the last 4 8 years a res ident of Umatilla County. In 1850 he, came to Oregon and took up his residence in Marion County, where he married. For several years he was Indian Agent at the Umatilla Reser vation. He was a very active man, till recent years, and - few In "Old Oregon" were more widely known. He was a native of Illinois and was 88 years of age last November. Democrats are scrambling to get all the hooks they can into the tariff pork bar"l. They did the same thing back in , Cleveland's administration, and Cleveland scored their doings as acts of perfidy and dishonor." No im provement yet. A Seattle woman got a divorce yes terday on the plea that she had not had a good night's sleep during her eighteen months of married life. The snoring of her spouse annoyed her. That was all. The steamer Kennedy, Portland built, Is fastest on Puget - Sound. Be fore her, the Flyer was fastest. Puget Sound can still rejoice, however, be cause the Flyer was also built In Port land. - It would seem that the Mayor ought not be so severely censured for the acts of his moral squad of police; for since the Waymlre outrage he evi dently feels the necessity of enforcing moral reform to the limit. - "How to Make a Newspaper" is the title - of an amateur essay. But It doesn't tell how. There is only one way to make a newspaper. That is to work like Heven Blazes. Two things, says Burke, seem not to have been given to man namely, to tax and to please and to love and be wise. That's the quarrel now over the tariff bill. Of course, if Fulton should get that Job, the lawyers boosting for the other candidates would be very happy to congratulate the court. When, Senator Chamberlain begins to play politics with Representative Ellis the bleachers are full of spec tators. Really, now, why should a man who bolted the regular ticket two years ago have harder sledding than one who bolted four or six years ago? They spoke of Pike Davis as a Joke, but they could go farther and fare worse. Possibly they will. The trouble with most candidates for Mayor is that their friends are more tender-hearted than serious. Speaking of regular and straight Republicans, In the fight for Mayor, who are they? 1909. EVOHTIOX OF" RELIGION. Eve Ike Nuu f Chrtatlnntty May Iaaa Away. Chicago Tribune. March 29. Orthodoxy might as well prepare for another shock. It Is on the way. It is coming frbm the University of Ohicago; from trio divinity school of the uni versity at that. Dr. George Burman Foster, professor I of the philosophy of religion, who aroused a storm of criticism a year or so ago by his book. "The Finality of the Christian Religion," has a new book now In press which is still more radical. Although Dr. Foster is a Baptist ho preaches every Sunday in Third Unitarian Church. His sermon yester day was a chapter from his forthcom ing book. His subject was "The Place of Jesus in the Religion of Modern Man. He spoke of Christianity as a religion which In time to come may die as other religions have and yet the world art that time, he said, will be more Christian than it is now. Even Jesus, himself. If now on earth, he said would pursue a far different course than he. pursued 1900 years ago. Turning: Prom Dead Dcmai. In the course of his sermon, he said: 'Jesus faced forward. He said nothing of a lost paradise or of a fallen Adam or of a golden age in the past; nothing of the glory of the sun that was set. Were he alive today he would, not copy the Jesus of old. He who said then 'Let the dead past bury Its dead.' and 'Put not a new wine into old bottles.' "I am come to set a man at variance with his father,' and who con demned hlrrcki-lv th. , -J " ui ms past who were not creators of a future. us i want up ana a own our earth tOdaV. WOlllri turn dwdV j dogmas, injurious survivals, meanlng- t.oiuiua, monouna cnurches. and make a new future, recreate life, re lease the spirit, and trust a God that loves today. The new World Innor . uld not be ours as a gift even from him. In the nature of tha . lust.make it ourselves. And we are Ot in a nnltln.i n . i. . - could d this should science conclude that he never lived at all. Christianity May Pass Away. "A billion VMra ViAnoA fViA condition of the race may be conceiv- TvT nuove ours as ours Is above oio.iu ot me savages that roamed the Ti vi rri m-o 1 ?a..ao,. a a . - - . aiiu desus ot Nazareth? Is it inconceivable that at """" ruiure time the human beings then alive will know as little about him and our specific form of religion as we know about the religion of the dwellers in Atlantis or any other submerged land. Is it inconceivable that the name of Christianity shall have passed away? And Vet Ml Jl V .nnt tha wn 1 V, - . w . lri u luurq Christian then than now, have more i-aiLii. nope ana love, be more sure of the fatherly God. of a brotherly man, of an .eternal It f r nf a r,,inAaAi u May not the stream of spiritual influ ence continue to deepen and widen eVAn thOllch tllO Bnr(n T . . J t- v uao j . i uutiii forgotten ?" Similar View by an Agnostic. Somewhat In oi'i.nr 1 1 1. rt. T7- , views were the following words dellv- y jh- -at. juangasarlan. an avowed agnostic, in his morning address to the Independent Religious Society. "Morality is independent of religion. Indeed, morality Is the better religion. There may come a time when people shall no longer believe in Mohammed. Buddha, Moses, or Jesus. But there never can come a time when people Shall lose faith In tha u - . T , - ... suwu, ,ue nue, and the beautiful. To, morality is not dying because people are losing faith in Judaism and Christianity. A nobler religion Is tak ing the place of the old ones, which will reconcile the Catholic with the Protestant thA . .Taw with ' .n and change the world's discord into POLICEWOMEK TO Cl'RB MASHERS Enterprising Town of Dei Moines, Ia Undertakes Daring Experiment. Washington (D. C.) Post The startling statement Is made that the police force of Des Moines, Iowa, is to be increased by policewomen. They are to be employed for the sole purpose of suppressing the mashers, who have become intolerable nuisance's in the Iowa city. There are no particulars given as to the requirements of candi dates for places on the force under this new order of things whether they are to be young or pretty, fair or dark, tall or short, or If there Is to be any question of age. There will be conjecture and anxiety in plenty about the uniforms for the female adjunct to Des Moines' blue coats, one can conceive that hel mets, long coats and trousers will be insisted UDon. Merry widows, dlrectoire gowns and parasols of brilliant hue. In stead of clubs would be more effective. Thus attired and armed, the young ladies on their beats could entice and cajole and make captives much easier than by using blackjacks and nippers. There would be no question of the suc cess of such a flirting squad. But the plans should Include provision also for a few hardy women, of stern visage and trained muscles, to make actual strong-armed arrests. What's the mat ter of Carnje Nation for captalness? The old ones inured to affrays and of tough fiber could make the arrests after the cases of mashing had been worked up by the winsome lasses of the force. ' Simple tarn o'shanters, jerseys of coarse canvas, short divided skirts and axes for the husky old girls, and the daintiest of headgear. Parisian-made dresses, high-heeled slippers and violet badges for the come-on beauty squad. Wouldn't that keep the patrol wagons busy? This police innovation at Des Moines will agitate the policemen, mashers and mashees of every other community in the United States. If the scheme should prove a success, flirting squads and fierce officerettes will become as common as lampposts. The Democratic Row at Washington. New Tork Evening Post. . For a party so seemingly habituated to anarchy and dissension, the Democrats at Washington are taking their latest split quite bitterly. Regulars and Insurgents, when they meet, snarl at each other! Several fist-fights have been narrowly averted. Old friendships have been brok en. Irate Congressmen bid each other go to places where the tariff on wool Is not an Issue of primary interest. The gods that hate traitors, quitters and mugwumps are being assiduously invoked. The ques tion is, how much of this righteous Indig nation is sincere, how much k put on for the purpose of giving the people at home shattering proof of the indignant one's own regularity? How. for instance, shall we interpret the wrath of Mr. Sulzer, who holds his place in fee from Charles F Murphy, against Francis Burton Harrison who holds from the same overlord and very probably acted under his suzerain's directions? Did Sulzer defy his master and Harrison obey? Or did Mr. Murphy choose Just enough black sheep to help out Mr. Cannon, letting the rest of the flock walk spotless in their virtue? There are diplomatic enmities. Just as there are diplomatic friendships. Have there not been statesmen who have hewn and stabbed lustily and then written letters saying. "My dear Jones, when can you come up here to lunch with me?" COLLEGE BOTS LARGE PHYSICALLY Love of AtMettca Is Breeding- a r.,, of America. Glnntaw New Tork World. The American citizen of the future is to be a giant, according to the statis tics of the athletic Instructors, while his sister is to be a very sturdy lassie. ur. Born, medical director of the Yale gymnasium, made public yesterday the 108 statistics of development in the university. For the comparisons 600 athletes from the" crew, the football and baseball teams, the track men and tne student athletes generally ware measured. The general average is compared with the averages taken in 190S. and the 1908 averages are generally higher than had been anticipated. The new college man has grown an inch and one-nair m Ave years. He has gained 27 pounds In weight, and has 72 cubic Inches more lung capacity than his prototype of five years before. The list bears out the .assertion, com monly made during recent years, that the American man was becoming great er physically than any known race of men have ever been. The comparative measurements given out by Dr. Born are: TT.l-h. ' - 10S. - 1003. S?? 9.9 in. S8.4 In. JVelght ... 170.5 lbs. 149 lbs. '" "K capacity 314 cu. j7, cu ln Shoulder. 17 ,n le i ,n oSf, 15 ln- '! m. t nest -........, 888 In 35 in Inspiration I 4o!l In! J7.S in. S,alst 81- In. 29.7 ln. Bleep. . in. 13.1 in. Right calf 14.8 in. 14.2 In. The most thorough tests made in this country were published ten years ago. when statistics were taken from many sources showing the gradual In crease in height and weight of Ameri can men and women. Then the average height was found to be about 68 1-2 Inches; chest meas urement, 3S Inches; wiih inflated chest, 40 inches; waist. 28 Inches; hip. 32 inches; thigh, 21 1-2 Inches; calf, 14 1-2 Inches, and weight. 160 pounds. Then It was said that a glance over 20.000 college men showed an average increase in weight for 40 years of three pounds and an average Increase in height of an inch, with the freshmen classes showing two inches better average than their fathers had shown. The average was likewise shown to have gained an Inch ln height and five pounds ln weight. GLOWIXG PICTURE OF THE CATV AL Panama Enterprise Will Open Many New Markets. From Putnam's Magazine. In the foreground is the cyclonic boost whtch It will give the American cotton and iron markets. The Southern cotton growers now reach the Asiatic ports by the cumbersome route of the Suez Canal by way of New York. Zigzag distances and smothering freight charges are de vouring the item of profit. Europe, with the key to the situation. Is slowly turning it in the lock against American compe tition. The Panama Canal would revolutionize these conditions with the wrench of a Kansas cyclone. South America spends $86,000,000 each year for cotton. Only 6 per cent of this amount goes to the United States. The remainder Is cornered by the European exporters, who prac tically hold the west coast of South America at their mercy through the less ened expense of transportation. The Panama Canal would reverse this situ ation like the change of slides ln a stere opticon. Iron can bo produced more cheaply at Birmingham, Ala., than at any other point in the world, but the barrier of transportation makes its sale meager and unprofitable in the great Asiatic and South American markets. The machinery of the Tennessee mills, the steel and hardware from the other Southern States, would be doubled ln output could they be economically marketed on the othe side of the world. This Is impossible now. In the Panama Canal lies the magic wand which will make it pos sible. The big ditch at Panama will solve the forestry problem from one point of view. The building lumber of the Western coast is beyond the reach of the Eastern markets because of the excessive freight charges. The cost of water transportation is one-fifth that of the overland route. With the ocean itinerary opened by the Panama Canal, another segment of the Industrial revolution is unfolded. Indefinitely its field could be lengthened to the items of coal, fruits, cereals, fish, grain, manufactured goods in general and particular, and even the broadening pos sibilities before the American shipbuilder. With an Inland canal from the Great Lakes to the Mississippi and the deepen ing of the passageway to the Gulf, the dream of an ocean greyhound floating majestically southward from Duluth to Colon, and thence through the Panama Canal to the countless ports of the Pa cific is easy of accomplishment. And who can measure the golden trail In its wake? PENSIONS PAID IS SILVER. Tons of It Paid Out Through the British Poatofftcc. Dundee Advertiser. A sum of 146,500 in half-crowns, two shilling pieces, shillings and sixpenses has now to be provided each week by the Postmaster-General, and paid over the counters ' of more than 23,000 thousand postofflces to the recipients of old-age pensions. The greatness of the task involved by this distribution of silver is suggested by three simple calculations. The silver coins paid over the postoffice counters through out the country number close upon 2,000, 000 a week; If packed in the canvas bags in which bankers send out flOO worth of silver, they would more than fill the 70 ton railway trucks; by the end of the year the Postmaster-General will have collect ed and paid out silver coins to the weight of more than 800 tons. At St. Martin's-le-Grand a number of schedules have been compiled. They show the exact amount of silver required each week throughout the country. By an ar rangement which he has arrived at with the principal banking-houses the Postmaster-General pays into the Bank of England checks for varying sums, and these are immediately placed to their credit as occasion demands, whereupon they advance. through their country branches, what silver the local postmas ter may require to pay the pensioners. Senator Root, of Garden Seed Fine. Washington (D. C.) Correspondence. Elihu Root, now Senator from New Tork, until lately Secretary of State, seems to enjoy his new Job and to be getting much satisfaction -out of filling the ' shoes recently worn by Thomas Collier Piatt. Mr. Root has one of the new offices in the Senate office building, and spends more or less time there looking after the wishes of constituents, such as the quest of Ambassadorships and the sending out of garden seeds. The ex-Secretary of State takes a good deal of exercise and can often be seen walking from the Capitol down Pennsylvania avenue. Jim Was In Peril. Tit-Bits (London). Yorkshire farmer (bursting Into village Inn) What do you think, Silas? The bones of a prehistoric man have been dis covered on Jim White's farm. Innkeeper Great Gosh! I hope poor Jlm'il be able to clear hlsself at the Cor oner's Inquest. FHTTR CETrrotlES OF JOH.Y CALVIN Grcnt Genlna and Wonderful Person, nitty of the Man. Rochester Post-Express. This year. 1909. is extraordinarily rich In the centenaries. Several great poets and men of science saw the light of day hundred years ago. But if we are permitted to -celebrate not merely bi centenaries, and tricentenaries, but also quarto-centenaries, we must this year honor the memory of Calvin, the great reformer. It Is desirable to view great men impartially and without any political or sectarian bias. We may not sympa thize with Calvin's religious tenets; but we must admire th j ., - Q..i.i,a uiu Hie tier. onality of the man. John Calvin was born at Noyon. in r,Ldy- ,JU'y 10' 1S09' He was ihe son of Gerard Cauvln or Caulvln. of which name Calvin is the Latinized form a register of the government of Noyon. solicitor ln the ecclesiastical court, fiscal agent of the county, secretary of the bishopric and attorney of the cathedral chapter. Calvin's mother was Jeanne Le Franc of Cambria, noted for her beauty and also for her religious zeal. He was the second of hla parents' five sons, and but one of his younger brothers survived childhood. His mother died while he was lu'te young and his father married a widow, who bore him two daughters. Calvin's father gave all his surviving sons a good education. At the early age of 12, Calvin obtained the chaplaincy at tached to the altar of La Geslne. .In the cathedral of Noyon a puzzling fact, but It was probably assigned to him through some ecclesiastical influence on the un derstanding that he would become a priest. In 1523 he went to Paris to pre pare for the priesthood. He attended tha College de la Marche. and was tausht Latin by Mathurln Cordier. He subse quently attended the College de Mon taigu. His youth was free from anv ig noble tendencies, and his clerical friends thought very highly of htm. In 1S27 he was given the curacy of St. Martin de Marthevllle in addition to the chaplaincv he already held. This position he ex changed on June 6. 1529, for the curacy of Pont l'Eveque. a village near Novon. ....... i I. .. wii.ii ins ancestors, wno were boatmen on the Oise. . In 1528 Calvin's father had a quarrel with the ecclesiastical authorities In Noyon, and ordered him to give up the priesthood ln favor of the legal profes sion. Calvin unhesitatingly obeyed and went to Orleans to study law. At that time the University of Orleans was a celebrated place for legal studies, the lecturer. Pierre Taisin de l'Estoile. be ing, one of the most eminent professors of the day. He next went to Bouxges, where he attended the lectures of An-drae- Alciati. In both universities ha came under the Influence of the human ist, Melchoir Wolmar. who sympathized with the reformation. Calvin's father died ln 1531. and he then returned to Paris, where, after his father's inter ment, he devoted himself for a time to the study of classics and Hebrew. In 1632 he went back to Orleans . to resume his legal studies. His popularity with his fellow students may he gathered from the fact that they elected him their "annual representative." In April, 1532, he published at his own expense the text of Seneca's "De Clementia" with a commentary. The nature of his com ments on the work showed that he was still a humanist. Gradually, but slowly, he was drawn toward the reformed doc trines with his bosom friend, Nicholas Cop. When Cop was elected rector of the University of Paris, he delivered an inaugural address on "Christian Philoso phy." by which, he explained, he meant the gospel. The burden of the address was on the relation of the law and the gospel, and the lecture showed not mere ly the Influence of Luther and of Eras mus, but of another who was destined to be afterward famous. John Calvin. Cop referred to the theologians of Sar bonne as "sophists." . This aroused ec clesiastical indignation. The government interfered and Cop had to fly from Paris. Calvin also fled, because his close inti macy with Cop was known. He again returned, but anticipating arrest, he be came a wanderer and for a long time lived under an assumed name. He went first to Angouleme. where he studied ln the excellent library of his friend, Louis de Tlllet, and began writing his "Insti tutes." He then went to Nerae. where Marguerite d'Angouleme. Duchess of Berry and sister of Francis I of France, held her court. In May, 1534. he re turned to Noyon, where he was Impris oned. In the closing part of that year he went again to Paris, and then for the first time he met Servetus. He now wrote his "Psychopannwchla," a refuta tion of the theory that the soul sleeps between death and the last Judgment. He was at Angouleme in December. 1534. and removed thence with Du Fillet to Strasburg to escape persecution. The -Institutes of the Christian Re ligion" were published in 1636. It was prefaced by a letter to King Francis I of France, who, though a persecutor of Protestants In France, was friendly with them outside. Farel. who had won the people of Geneva to the Ref ormation. Invited Calvin to. reside there. He was. however, driven with Farel from that city by the General Assembly ln 1538. In Strasburg he became minister of the French refu gees. In 1540 he married Idelette de Bure, widow of an Anabaptist from Liege. She bore a son to Calvin, who lived only a few days. She died ln 1549. Calvin never married again. A change having taken place ln the gov ernment of Geneva, Calvin was invited to go back. He became the spiritual ruler of Geneva. From that time Ge neva was his home, his parish and his Intellectual center. We know that he taught the doctrine of predestina tion. The Genevans regard this doc trine as the cornerstone of faith. He laid down that "the church is our mother," and that outside of the church there is no salvation. He maintained that church and state should be sepa rated. His sincerity and moral cour age cannot be questioned. Calvin was accused of Arianism by a French refugee named Carolt. But the Ge nevan divines upheld Calvin and Carol! was banished. Bolsec. who denied predestination, was Imprisoned and banished. Servetus. who accused Cal vin of perfidious, tyrannical and un christian conduct, was burned at the stake for heresy. This is the one great blot on Calvin's career. His moral nature was pure. His Intel-, lectual endowments were great. But it was an age of persecution and Cal vin was unfortunately tainted with the fury which made men. when opposed in religion, pursue each other with vindictive hate. The reformer died ln Geneva on May 27. 1564. The "Insti tutes" must be pronounced, of Its kind, a theological masterpiece. In appear ance Calvin was of medium height, with a prominent nose, a lofty fore head and flaming eyes. He was a genuine enthusiast, but his life teaches us that since his day we have become more humane, whatever may be our drawbacks from a religious standpoint. The "Nigger" Behind Ship Subsidy. Buffalo (N. Y.) Times. Plainly the Merchant Marine League has forgotten the lesson read It two or three weeks ago by Banker Henry Clews, when he exposed the sham of all this hue and cry about America having no merchant ships. "The Amer ican flag does not wave from the mast head of anything In the way of an American merchant marine." moan the subsidy propagandists. No; the Amer ican flag does not. and that Is exactly the trouble. We are sailing American owned ships under foreign flags, and we are doing it because if the real strength of the American merchant ma rine were known there would be an end to any pretext for ship subsidy.