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Heck le 5. f I -Agency New York, rooms 48- rOBTLAUB, MOJTPAT. MARCH 21. 1008. FETR06rjVO'S FATE J3T ITALY. Foreign dispatches every day last week told of nolim fTn-t. tn ri Flcily, to ferret out the slayers of '"n x-eirosino. nead of the Italian bureau of the New Tork Police De partment. Petroslno -was shot to death March 12, under the night shadows of Marina Square, Palermo, obviously by Italian criminals whom he had caused to be deported from America, or by friends of Italian criminals, whom he had sent to prison In his country. Search for the slayers by Sicilian police has been a matter of Interna tional interest. Thus far the quest has been futile and. owing to the in efficiency of the police, may not bring the assassins Into custody. The deed was evidently accomplished by the Mafia, an outlaw society of Sicily, ' or by the Camarra, a similar organiza tion of Naples. Petroslno was known to be under the ban of both. The deeds of murder, bomb-throwing, extortion and kidnaping done by mem bers of these societies are Imitated by groups of Italian criminals In America commonly called by the name BJack Hand. Petroslno -went to Italy to Induce the police authorities of Naples, Palermo and other principal cities of Southern Italy that are infested with criminals, to co-operate with New York police for exchange of information about convicts and other dangerous charac ters that pass between the two coun tries. Petroslno was also to indues the Italian authorities to put up stronger bars against emigration from Italy to America of dangerous ele ments, who have been making trouble In their own land and bringing it to this side of the ocean. On this mis sion Petroslno was a sort of diplo matic agent, and had credentials from the State Department, although im mediately in the service of the New York Police Department. The American emissary was an Ital ian by birth, a native of Salerno. At l,he age of 15 he came to America. Of his thirty-four years in this country, he spent twenty-six in the service of tr.e New York police. His success in ri.nntng down crime in the Ital ian quarter of New York made him one of the most prized men In the city's service. Many perpetra tors of Black Hand outrages were detected by Mm; also many des perate criminals of the Mafia and the Camarra societies. Petroslno is said to have caused the deportation of some sixty persons of known criminal re cords In Italy, and on his mission to Italy he is said to have carried the names of 300 more, many of whom paroled from Italian prisons, had fled to America. Petrosino's murder was doubtless accomplished by members of one of these criminal bands; perhaps by the very men whom he drove out of New York, back to their native country. ' The general public has scant Idea of the spread of Black Hand methods In America, particularly in New York, which has been a dumping ground for Italian convict classes. These crimi nal elements, unable to continue depre dations In Italy, where they have be come known, have been swarming to America. While It is probably true as Petroslno believed, that no wide spread Black Hand organization exists In the United States, still there have been many criminal groups operating under emblems of terror, supposed to belong to that society. This murder will have Important consequences in America, In bringing forcefully to the attention of the peo ple and Congress the need of exclud ing criminal Immigrants and of taking means to detect them before they shali be landed. American population is continuously receiving a large Italian Influx and for the most part the in gredient is valuable on account of Its Industry and sobriety. But immigrants from Sicily and Calabria, where habit ual criminals abound, under the fos tering Influence of outlaw societies, should be oombed out thoroughly Petroslno met death in his work for this result. But his work will not die with him. THE GOLD EXPORTS. The back flow of gold from this country to Europe Is running pretty strong just at present, exports last week amounting to nearly $5,000,000. Argentine Is also in the market for the yellow metal and Wall street advices in yesterday's Oregonlan, report the engagement of a shipment of $2,800, 000 for the southern hemisphere.' The general financial situation, contrary to precedent, does not appear to be affected by this outward movement of gold. Money has been so cheap In this country, since the effects of the panic wore off. that there has been extreme difficulty in placing it to ad vantage la our own money centers and it is now going abroad because the foreigners are paying more for it than it will command in this coun try. The movement Is assisted by some of the New York bankers, who would like to see the congested con dition of the money market relieved somewhat, so that their accumulated funds could find more remunerative employment at home. The attractive rates on foreign ex change, which have induced this ex portation of gold, are also partly due to the remarkable falling off in the exports of agricultural products from this country. According to the Gov ernments figures, these exports for the month of February reached a total of but $63,751,000. a decline of 33 per cent from February, 1908, and only about half as large as the De cember exports. This decline in ex Ports did not reach, proportions that wiped out that heavy balance of trade which our books alwavs chnw in favor. There is a possibility, however, that necessary remittances to the an nual crop of tourists, which was nearly up to record proportions last year, may have figured to a considerable ex tent In this change. The several hundred thousand aliens who fled from our shores with the first breath of the panic at the close of 1907 are also said to be in the market for American funds. A large proportion of them formed connec tions while here that now permit them to draw from this country a "stake" of sufficient size to bring them back to the United States. These sums, while Individually of small propor tions, in the aggregate make a vast sum of money. This country still has for sale a large amount of cotton and corn, and several million bushels of wheat can yet be spared to help out the balance of trade If necessary. S,o long as money remains easy at 3 per cent to 4 per cent for prime mercantile paper, and call money Is a drug on the market, there will be no occasion for alarm over gold exports, even though they Increase quite materially. FAKMF.Ka FAVOR FBEE LUMBER. Agitation over tariff revision dis closes the fact that It makes fully as much difference whose ox is gored as It ever did. Lumbermen of the Pacific Coast and of the Southern tim ber districts qultfe naturally are much disturbed over the proposed change In the duty on the on great staple in which they are Interested. A reduc tion In the tariff on lumber will affect to a degree the profits of those en gaged in its manufacture. This Is a self-evident fact which needs no argu ment, and not even the testimony of the gifted Mr. Pinchot can make It appear otherwise. The lumbermen are fighting the proposed change in the tariff because it is to their interest that there should be no change. The lumber consumers, on the other hand, are fully as eager that the tariff should be lowered or removed as the manu facturers are that it should be re tained. The Northwestern Agriculturist, of Minneapolis, in a protest against the retention of the duty, asserts that "The great bulk of the population from which our present Government de rives Its power, the people of the great central valley, the agricultural people and those directly and indirectly de pendent on agriculture, and the con suming millions of the East, are al most a unit in clamoring for the re peal of the tariff on lumber." In the opinion of the Agriculturist, the wishes of the lumbermen are entitled to scanty consideration. That spokes man of the Middle Western farmers is certain that "the test of the genu ineness of this tariff revision will largely be taken to be the action In regard to the lumber tariff. Our peo ple feel that if the tariff cannot be taken off lumber, it cannot be taken off anything; that If the lumber in dustry needs protection, everything needs protection, and that all this talk about tariff revision is pure bunco." It may not have occurred to the Agriculturist that the lumbermen who, . in their camps and yards, are large feeders of oats, barley, hay and other agricultural products, might re gard grain as a much more appropriate commodity with which to make a test of the proposed revision. Just at pres ent this country is 'Importing oats in large quantities from Argentine and from Canada. Except In unusual sea sons like the present, there Is so much more wheat, oats and barley and other grains produced in this country than is needed for home consumption, that the home buyer purchases on fairly even terms with his Canadian neigh bor. This season a low tariff or no tariff on grain would enable the Amer ican consumer to secure supplies at much lower prices than he is obliged to pay the American producer. As consumption of grain In this country increases, the necessity of im porting it from other countries will be much more pronounced than at this time, and consumers will feel toward the producers Just as the Middle West ern farmers now feel toward the lum bermen of the West- nr. c.,.v. n. satisfy all the varying Interests affected uy me ianrr is an Impossibility, but the interest displayed In the subject in all parts of the country would seem to warrant the belief that some radical changes are Inevitable and that it will be difficult for lumber to escape. THE "RAGE TO PRINT." We all have it, at least all of us are witnesses to the great and extravagant and useless Ipnrtha that v, . o iige xo print has extended throughout the ooineumes it nnds expression through the relatively harmless desire to see one's name, "in . ... . . u iJ Ci- 1 , s metimes in anxiety to fill space. In .. mil. mo weeKiy pay or the scrib bler may be equal to his weekly needs; and again, entrench, i-n nfritoi ' sition, it takes the form of an eager ness io appiy the printer's measuring rod to evervthinir -in c. i i. . T - o ... ... r, . . L. j ii Lite first Instance, the fever that accom panies ma rage to print is temporar ily assuaged when th narr,a ....... "j'lv. a.i rt in a conspicuous place in the society iumu.01 me morning paper; in the second, the hunger that leads up to it Is perennial; In the last, growing by its gorge, it waxes fat and arrogant mil xnsatiaDie. The Government printing office is the fountain head of this disease and therein it rases with ,, ui a pes tilence. State printing offices make a good second in this line and the uuuum names give evidence of the affliction In a virulent . form, while from' thousands f nrpoc .,i r - - - . wiuiutss fall constantly, telling of the rage to i""".. worsea out in books . that speedily droD out of sio-ht t room for others equally pointless and The virulence of the nuhiin rage is made known by Its fruits Ud i i ine vrovernment printing of fice had turned out nearly 10,000 tons of literature (printing) that nobody would take as a gift. This vast bulk was discovered In storage at Washing ton by the printing Investigation com mittee and some 3.00.0,000 volumes were condemned to sale as waste, after being vainly offered to 8000 public libraries. This intervention, though manifestly long overdue, was timely, paradoxical as this statement uiwnn cimu by the printing of nearly 300,000,000 pages the following year (1907) was blocked, with a resultant saving of more than v $2,500,000, which would ..vo Buue mat year to feed, the fever of the printing rage. Coming close home, it will be re called that, in cnnnpctlnn nrttv. n grounded fear of collapse In the library wing of the- Capitol building at Salem, THE MORXIXG it was lately asserted this danger lay chiefly in the enormous amount of waste from the state printing office, the surplus accumulation of years. In which the rage to print, fed by the exorbitant prices sanctioned by law and unchecked by the official con science, brought fortunes to many successive state printers. -What, if anything, was done with this menacing surplus has not been told. Most likely it is still there, an unsightly monu ment to official extravagance and cu pidity and a more or less serious menace, through fire or collapse; to life and property. An utterly useless, as well as menacing bulk. It certainly should be sold as waste, or falling to find a market, should be burned or otherwise destroyed. The only pur pose that It ever served was to accum ulate fortunes, now largely dissipated by time and chance, and to illustrate the virulence of the "rage to print" when given free official rein. PKl'DESCE AS TO BRIDGES. Portland has four bridges and four ferries crossing the Willamette River Including the ferry at St. John. Madi son bridge is impassable, but provision has been made for "renewing the struc ture as soon as. possible. With all these facilities, this city will have ade quate means of transit between "its two banks for several years to come Growth of the city will make necessary another bridge and then another as population and traffic expand. This year, however, is not the proper time to urge construction of an additional viaduct. In the matter of river crossing, the Interests of the whole city will be con sidered, not the desires of any one location that seeks special advantage at the public expense. Fine thing it would be to have six or ten bridges: better still. In some respects, a bridge at every street. But the cost of bridges Is so large and there are so many other necessary improvements additional bridges can wait. When necessities of business require there may be many bridges, and when that time comes the city will take care of its shipping in ways that the bridges will not obstruct. Every property owner would be glad that time were now, since if it were there would be so much business and wealth in the community that the expense could be borne with comparative ease. That the time will come every far-seeing resident knows, for he realizes that the progress of the city in the future will Justify it, perhaps sooner than many persons expect. The East Side can afford to be pa tient. It has as much to suffer as the West Side from burdensome taxes. The bridge question is not a sectional one, nor is that of parks or water or any other public improvement. The committee of taxpayers, headed by Mr. Henry, will try to "educate" the East Side. That Is well, for some residents of the East Side. But The Oregonlan believes a majority of East Side people understand the question fully. The problem Is not with tax payers, but with officials of govern ment. They are the. persons respons ible for the high taxes collected this year. They have made all the ex travagance of which property owners complain. , STUDIES FOlt THE PUBLIC SPEAKER. Young people of our colleges who aspire to recognition as successful or ators or debaters, will do well to read' and ponder upon Bacon's short essay upon "Studies." There is good advice in every word of this short discourse, the best-known sentence in which is 'Reading maker h a fnii ence a ready man, and writing an exact j. no ouccessiui orator must be a reader,' not only of books, but of men for it is no more important that he should have a fund of facts than that he should understand the effect his facts and arguments will have upon those whom he expects to ad dress. College orations represent months of special preparation for the particular address. The ready pub lic speaker must spend years of gen eral study storing his mind with use ful Information which he can use when occasion shall arise. The ready pub lic speaker must be able to address effectively not only the crowd that gathers in a college assembly-room, but also the mass meeting of unlet tered voters or striking laborers which forms by no previous arrangement at a time of critical importance. The conference that makes a ready man must be universal in Its scope Conference with college-bred men, or with aristocrats alone will not make a man ready, in speaking to an audience of ignorant laborers. It is a common railing of "orators" to talk "over the heads" of the people who gather to listen. However polished an oration may be, it. is a failure if it does not accomplish the purpose for which it was designed. An nri-.n,.i.,. simply told, will often go farther in wUvUVfiis a-n average audience than will the Btronc-ftst - of abstractions. Quotations in dead louguiiges are entirely proper in an address to npnnlo i.v. .j . . ' " uuuvrauuia them, but they show a fatal weakness in the SDeakeT wVi-, t . - -' -3 icm iii an address to persons with only a common eaucaxion. The conference " maites a man ready must be such as will make him ready on all sorts of occasions. That writing makes an exact man is something which should not be over looked by the student- who desires success as a public speaker. Fullness and readiness lead to- certain dis comfiture if not accompanied by ex actness. In these rl . . a, uunv; speaker s real audience is the large "u.uuci m reaaers or newspapers, ex actness is of much greater impor tance than ever before. A few Inac curacies either in facts or In language may be overlooked when an address is heard, but these will appear with confusing prominence when the ad dress finds publicity through the col umns of a newspaper. The man who Is full of Information and ready in de livery Is likely to become careless In preparation of an address unless he re sorts to the expedient which encour ages exactness writing. When a pub lic speaker writes his address, he dis covers his faults of language or his un certainty as to facts. A correction in advance is no more difficult and much less humiliating than a correction after the error has been publicly committed and exposed. Human sympathy is an essential ele ment in the makeup of a successful orator. Possession of that character istic commonly known as "cold-blooded," is a complete bar to success as a public speaker. The cold-blooded man may be effective In discussing questions of law before a court, but he will fail miserably In an effort to argue before a jury. To be in sympathy twitb. his audience, the speaker must OBEGOXIAX, 3IONPAT, MARCH 22, 1909. know how to think a.nd fool se Vila hoot ers WOUld think sinil ol or. J this It is almost essential that he should have lived the life they have lived. The railsplitter was effective as a public speaker largely because he was in sympathy with his audience. Though his language and his argu ments were such as would appeal to the most cultivated listeners, they were within the grasp of men and women of common education engaged in ordi nary pursuits. His stories were drawn from the ordinary occurrences of life and he told them in a way that would touch the hearts of the people. The young man who would win suc cess as an orator should study, not only books and men in general, but orators, and their orations in particu lar. This study of orators and ora tions should be directed less for the purpose of discovering defects than with a view to learning effective methods. If an address carries the audience by an irresistible force, why? What is it in the speaker or speech that exerts such an influence? De fects and errors should be observed, of course, in order that they may be avoided, but progress is much more rapidly made by studying perfection rather than imperfection. He who would succeed as a. public speaker must mingle with all classes of peo ple and meet them upon such a basis as will enable him to learn their ways of thinking, their desires, their faults and their needs. He must be a man among men, ready to rejoice with the joyous and grieve with the stricken. Australian onions are selling in Se attle. Canadian oats are also on sale in that market. Last month quite a few Japanese onions were received on the Coast. A carload of Florida to matoes will arrive in Portland this week. Eastern eggs have ceased com ing this way, although the receipts in Oregon and Washington for the sea son amount to several train loads. Lest our incoming colonists, who are arriv ing by the train load, get the impres sion that oats, onions, eggs, tomatoes, etc., cannot be grown here, we will explain that they can be grown here to better advantage than anywhere else in the world, but have never yet been produced In sufficient quantity to sup ply the home market at reasonable prices. Florida tomatoes sell at prices which would make the growing of hot house tomatoes highly profitable, but the number of people engaged In grow ing hothouse vegetables is so small that they cannot supply the demand, even at fancy prices. The Prohibition party of Oregon, the Anti-Saloon League and the Women's Christian Temperance Union will unite In a grand effort to make Oregon a "dry" state. The combination la. an excellent one, and if it can get through a campaign with harmony prevailing excellent results will be secured. As an aid, however, to the cause of pro hibition, nothing so effective has yet appeared as the saloonkeeper who in sists in locating his glnmill in a re spectable neighborhood where people are bringing up children, or who sells liquor to minors and intoxicated men. The Prohibition party has done some effective work against the liquor busi ness, but its work has been feeble and puny in comparison with that which has been done by outlaws In the liquor business. The troubles of the Tuckers sail haunt the news columns. The Colonel has filed answer to his wife's suit for divorce, alleging she "frequently In dulged In violent sallies of passion." Does not the Innocent warrior know that Is one of the rights of the sex, from the time of Mother Eve, who began by raising Cain? Adam stood it for the 930 years of his married life and there is no record of a whimper, though he may have gone behind the barn occasionally and communed with himself. A Chicago policeman killed the wrong man, the husband of a young wife and the father of an 8-months-old child. In frontier days a commit tee of safety once made a similar mis take by hanging the wrong man for horse stealing. The committee went regretfully to the widow to explain matters and the spokesman said: "We're sorry, lady; the joke's on us." In this latest case the policeman felt the joke sure enough; he collapsed. A Chicago school teacher has been arrested for saying Pontius Pilate be came Theodore Roosevelt; Abel be came Ethan Allen and then George Cortelyou; David, who has lived 40,000 times, became John D. Rockefeller and Kzra became Andrew Jackson and then William J. Bryan. We suppose Rameses, who was the champion ad vertiser of antiquity, became Dr. Woods Hutchinson. The Mafia and the Camarra, which murdered the New York detective, Petroslno, in Palermo, do not make that country, so barbarous, after all. A year and a' half ago Harvey Brown was "blown up" In Baker City and be fore that the same fate was meted out to Steunenberg, next door, in Idaho. We are not much ahead .of the Italians. A man was denied citizenship papers in Judge Gantenbein's court Saturday because he lied. If the law provided for the disenfranchlsement of every man who was guilty of a similar offense the voting strength of some cities would be considerably reduced. Mr. John C. Young, Portland's new Postmaster, refuses to give the news papers his photograph. He ought not to be so particular now that he has a sure cinch on the job. For the patriots who are trying to get a "big" man for Mayor, the ques tion is not alone "What is a Republi can?" but also "What has been a Re publican ?" The many aspirants for Mayor of Portland are backward, perhaps, be cause they are waiting to see who is to be dubbed the "machine" candi date. In spite of burnt-out telephone wires, gossip was not impaired. Now we know how our forefathers passed the word around. After the new Federal Judge for Oregon shall have been selected, a lot of aspirants will wonder why the office was created. Kidnaping little children deserves capital punishment and a jury of fathers would so decree, regardless of law. Those wild animals in the City Park Zoo are fortunate, after all; they are not in Africa. HEAVY DRAFT ON ALL CANDIDATES Here Ia aua Interesting; Provtsdosi of Corrupt Practices Act. Grants Pass Observer. When the primary nominating law was first Introduced to the people of Oregon, there was a, provision in It that appealed strongly to popular favor. It was the provision that any qualified voter could offer as a candidate for primary nomina tion, free of all cost, and requiring only the signature of & certain percentage of voters, which anyone could easily get, to an election petition to be filed with the County Clerk. Here was something that caught , every aspirant for . office who imagined that the people were anxious to nominate him if he could only get his name before them. This was the cheap way to nomination, free to all. The result was a whole bunch of ambitious candidates for almost every office, most of whom were necessarily voted to stay at home. At last year's primary there was not quite so great a surplus of can didates, but there was more than enough. It was easy and cheap to figure before the public for a week or two even though final defeat was certain. Men not lit for poundkeepers could and did offer for responsible, positions. But the great XTRen and his unknown lawmakers realized that this promls cuousness of candidates was not healthy for the pet primary law. and consequently a bill was submitted to .the people last June entitled, "Huntley Bill," the pur pose of which was represented to be the laudable one of preventing corrupt prac tices at elections. This bill contains 20M pages of small type, and probably was not read by one votar In ion ni x,,,! J not be understood If It had been read. ii aevoives upon the courts to Interpret this bill. The only thing clear about it Is that it Is charged with tyranny, strikes at the two great glories of Amer ican freedom, free speech and free press, and imposes a tax upon anyone who may hereafter wish to be a candidate for state or. county office. This precious law. which was adopted by the people, pro vides for the printing of an election pamphlet at Salem in which every candi date will have to buy space at $25 to $100. State Senators and Representa tives are let off with $10. 'It Is a mat? ter of "shall." Following Is the sec tion: Section 8. Candidates for nomination Vt7 fr one pase ot "Pace in the 15 n.here,n Provlde' for as follows: For the office of United States Senator In Congress $100: tor Representative In Con gress $100; for Justice of the Suoreme court. 75: for Governor, $100; for Sec- alnn'?' f- Si?1?' J?: for State Treasurer. $100 tor State Printer. 10O: for State Superintendent ot Public Instruction and iiJTe7. Peneral; each 75: for Commis sioner of Labor Statistics and Inspector ot factories and Workshops, J50: for Senator or Representative In the Legislative As sembly. 10: for Circuit Judce and District Attorney. $50 each: for candidates tor any other office for a district consisting ot bne or more counties, or state office J25. Anv candidate may have additional space at C",,1." of 1CK per pa- but no pavment shall be received for less than a full page: provided, that not more than three ad ditional p-ages shall be allowed to any one candidate. All payments required by this section shall be made to the Secretary ot State when the statement Is offered to him for filing, and be by him paid Into the general fund In the state treasury. There, seems to have bee.i some caution exercUed In the construction of that clause, an evident desire to refrain from specifically mentioning county offices! lest there should be resentment. This particular part of the law reads this way: "for candidates for any office for a dis trict consisting of one or more counties or state office. $25." Now. Josephine Is a district consisting of one county, and it has to elect a County Judge, a County Commissioner, Clerk, Sheriff, Treasurer, Assessor and Surveyor every two years. Candidates who aspire to any of these of fices will have to yank up $25 as a starter. This tax may be beneficial, In the way of choking off undesirable candidates who are not willing to risk $25 or more on their chance of nomination, but it putsV" end" to free candidature. Then, too, consider the superlative in justice to candidates, who are made li able for the conduct of a "descendant, ascendant, brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, niece, wife, partner, employer employe, or fellow, official or fellow em ploye of corporations." The unforunate candidate- cannot possibly control the persons named, and may be entirely Ig norant of any unlawful election help given him by any one or more of them, but is nevertheless held responsible for their doings. Isn't that scandalous? Un der this wretched law It Is" a serous mat ter to be a candidate for office, apart al together from the toll that must be paid for space in the Salem pamphlet. It looks as though Oregon has had enough of this tomfoolery. Sparrow Slaughter in Michigan. Marquette Cor. Minneapolis Journal One thousand and sixty-four spar rows were slaughtered by Marquette boys in the three months of the open season for these birds ending with the close of February. At the rate of 2 cents a head the feathered prey netted the youngsters a total . of $21.28 in bounties. Larger payments were made in other Upper Michigan cities. The sparrow bounty law is not in much favor in this locality, and there Is hope that the Legislature will repeal it or will at least make Its terms optional with the counties. The opposition to the statute is based on humanitarian grounds. Best Flower Work on Sills and Satin. New York World. Alfred A Fleming, aged 56 years formerly a well-known artist, dropped dead of heart disease in Dorchester Mass. He was considered the leading painter of flowers In Boston, and his work on silk and satin was considered among the best of its kind In existence. Loses 17 Grandmothers la Four Years. Milwaukee (Wis.) Dispatch. Harry Ellefson, a student at the Ra cine, Wis., High School, has In four years presented to his teachers 74 ex cuses, all written by himself. Every conceivable reason was given for ab sence. In the four years he lost 17 grandmothers. Trains Monkey to Steal Jewels. Washington (D. C.) Post. The police in Paris have arrested a man who had trained a monkey, small enough to be lodged in one pocket, to steal jewels from trays while the owner of the animal diverted the attention of the clerks. Squirrel Kly 20 Miles to Get Home. Rochester, N. Y., Dispatch. F. W. Dunton, of Queens County, New York, annoyed by flying squir rels going around his house at night, caught two and took them 20 miles away, but they returned. Bis Ribs Broken ElsBt Times. Pittsburg (Pa.) Dispatch.' John C. Shaeffer, a clerk at the Leop ard Hotel. Lancaster, Pa., fell breaking several ribs. It Is the eighth time he had one or more ribs broken by accidents. DO SUCH IDLE MEN WANT A JOB Tnree Rnndred " "Unemployed" Hear t With Laughter Appeal lor Help. Chicago Record-Herald. M. K. Burgess, a dairyman whose farm Is In Kane County, Illinois. Is puzzled. He wants to know why It is that hundreds of men are Idle In Chicago, while farm ers all over the country are desperately In need of hands. He wrote a letter to Hull House last week propounding this question. It was read aloud yesterdav af ternoon before the Chicago chapter of the recently organized Brotherhood of the Unemployed at the meeting at Bowen Hall. Hull House. The reading of the letter and the inci dents that accompanied .It form an an swer to Mr. Burgess' problem Here they are: Organizer J. Fads How Brothers, I have here a letter from a man living near Geneva, 111., who offers employ ment. (Loud applause.) I will read the letter. (Deep silence.) This man writes: "There Is something wrong when farm ers are needing help and men are idle. (A voice, "that's right.") The reports have been read of the gathering of the unemployed at Hull House. (Cries of "Good! Good!") "We have a dairy farm S7 miles west of Chicago. We employ two men. There Is an opening for a second man. (Ripple of laughter.) A clean and rapid milker (more laughter) strong physically, fair ly capable In field work, must not smoke or drink. (Loud laughter.) Board and washing and $25 per month. (Loud and prolonged laughter.) "These "requirements are simple, the wages are all the farm can afford to a second man. (Laughter.) "If you have a knowledge of a man, other than his own statement, send him by next train to Geneva. 111., Kane County. Inquire of station agent. He will phone us. We will drive In and .bring him here. (Laughter.) "Remember, clean and rapid milker (laughter) physically strong (more laughter) with fair knowledge of plow, harrow-and drag. (Loud laughter.) Will ing to be directed In his work. (Derisive laughter.) Twenty-five dollars a month, board and washing." (Great laughter.) There were 300 men at yesterday's meeting. After It had adjourned Mr. How was unable to find anyone who was willing to take the Job. One of the pro moters of the organization said that this was because the men at the meeting could not raise the money to pay rail road fare to Geneva. He Intimated that the Impossibility of their getting the fare to Geneva was what had made them laugh at Mr. Burgess' proposition. Gen eva Is a little more than a day's walk to Chicago. It can be reached by rail from Chicago for 75 cents. FTJTXTRE5 OF ALCOHOLIC PROBLEM Altogether a Question of Sanitary Sci ence and Inventor's Skill. Dr. T. D. Crothers, superintendent Wal nut Lodge Hospital. Hartford. Conn., in an address before the American Society lor the Study of Alcoholism and Inebriety: There are positive vindications of the early solution of this great problem by means and measures that cannot be mis taken. 1. Experience and laboratory research have shown alcohol to be a narcotic and its effects on the system produce a dis tinct disease both curable and preventa ble. 2. This question Is one of public health and sanitary science. The saloon for the promotion of the Bale of spirits is a cen ter for the promulgation of this disease, and Is doomed to extinction from a larger and more exact knowledge. 3. Science shows that alcohol as an anaesthetic has a value In medicine, but its real power is that of a fuel, light and force producer. 4. That cheap alcohols can be made from a great variety of sources that will be active competitors of electricity, gaso line and steam. . 6. What is needed is the Invention of boilers, lamps and means to utilize and make practical this great power of alco hol, v 6. Every distillery and brewery In the country will be required -for- the manu facture and distribution ot cheap alcohols when the inventor supplies the missing links. 7. Alcohol will become one the great rivals of electricity to do the world's work, because it can be made from the waste and byproducts in every section of the country. 8. Beer, spirits and all other forms of alcohol as beverages will disappear when the inventor shows us how to harness and utilize this new latent power of civ ilization. 9. The future of the alcoholic problem will be followed by a great revolution in commercial industry and will be a ques tion of sanitary science and inventor's skill. What Alcohol Is and Is Not. Dr. W. S. Hall, tprofessor of physiology. Northwestern University. The following facts, based on the best evidence, may be considered as author itative and practically proven in scientific circles: 1. Alcohol is a waste product of tissue metabolism. 2. Alcohol produces a toxic effect on living substances. , 3. Alcohol In common with other- toxic substances is oxidized' in the body. 4. This oxidization is a means of de fense, as the products are far less in jurious than the alcohol. 5. Because of this defensive oxidization of alcohol, which takes place largely In the liver, the ingestion of more than a slight amount of that substance makes the body more liable to other toxic in vasions. 6. Alcohol cannot in the nature of the case be considered a food. 7. Alcohol decreases the efficiency of muscles, glands and nervous system. ' 8. Alcohol is a narcotic in its drug ac tion. 9. Alcohol given in minute doses to lower animals seriously impairs fecundity and increases degeneration and race sui cide. Bill Calls for Red "Togs' on Hunt. Harrisburg, Pa,, Dispatch. If hunters after bear or deer do not wear a red coat and a red cap they will subject themselves to a fine of $25. or 25 days in Jail, it a bill which Representative James C. Cole, of Adams County, introduced becomes a law. Nobody could get into trouble from the bill in that county, which has no such animals in the wild state. "A red sweater," the - bill says, will do but it does not specify permission for a red hat instead of a cap. The ob ject is to prevent hunters from being shot as supposed game. NEWSPAPER WALES. Nell When they -were married he prom ised not to Interfere with her religion. Belle Yes, and now he refuses to buy her a new hat for Easter. Philadelphia Record. "That young feller ain't long for this world," opined Pizen Pete. "He looks healthy enough." -"He is. But he wants to play the bad man, and nature never In tended him for the part." Louisville Courier-Journal. "I suppose your constituents ask you a (Treat many questions." "ICo," answered Senator Sorghum; "I make the first ques tion serve as a text for a four-hour speech, and .then they are afraid to ask any more." Washington Star. "Your honor," said the convicted beggar, "can't you change my sentence of impris onment to a fine?" "Suppose I did." said the Judge, "where would you get the money to pay It?" "Oh," replied the con victed beggar. "I could beg a little every day till. I had enough." Chicago Dally News. Officer Mi vni That fnr'm imAlrl.. V. can't go in the park. Driver Can't go in niw urn ; .vi y oear sir, inis car can go In the most unexpected places, also turn flip flops, climb trees, do a really good buck and wing, it not only smokes, but some times I suspect It of drinking. Possibly you mean the car may not go in the park There'' jnothlna- in God's world It can't do. Judi BLACK HAM) CRIMINALS RAM PA XT Murder of Petroslno, New York Police Head, an Act of Vengeance. Assassination in Palermo, Sicily. March 13 of Joseph Petroslno. head of "the Ital ian bureau ot the New Tork police, hns brought anew to the attention of New York newspapers the subject of Black Hand outrages. Black Hand crime Is widespread in New Tork City, where are 600,000 Itallans-probably a larger Italian population even than In the City of Rome. and almost as large as in Naples. Petroslno was active In detection of Black Hand criminals and of Mafia and Camorra out- SZ'j Th, i,Iafia is an out!aw so ciety of Sicily that exacts blackmail and T,, venZ on any one who in jures its members or resists them It is unsuccessfully suppressed by the' Ital- Ka,LVerninent' but man' "a mem bers have been forced to emigrate larc;e numbers of them to America The Ca morra Is a similar organization of Na ples, but less formidable than the Ma flu On the outrages of the Black Hand in America the Brooklyn Eagle quotes a prominent Italian, without giving his name, as follows: "The extortions of the Black Hand and Maria are of daily occurrence and It is safe to say that there is not a humble Sicilian In a small way of business who Is not paying tribute In some way or other to the . scoundrels. There" are scores of well-behaved Sicilians, indus trious men. who are kept In a constant state of abject terror by these wretches The threatening letter la the Initial op eration. Hundreds of these letters never reach the authorities, for the victim of the blackmailer knows that his life will be In constant jeopardy If he tells the police. It is only when the persecution becomes persistent or when & letter Is received by some man who is more than normally courageous that anything Is known of the operations of the extor tioners. "There are weekly evidences that the Black Hand is working, evidence found in mutilated bodies hidden away in out of the way parts of the city, in cases of face-slashing. in bomb-throwing all pointing to the fact that the blackmail ers are in earnest. Every case of mur der or bomb-throwing brings its result in prompt, payment of tribute by tho ter rified. "The police have not been able to fp cure evidence against the miscreants for the very good reason that the knife, pis tol and hatchet are always in evidence and the victims of the persecution are willing to give up rather than to tell what they know. It has been remarked that there has been less of child abduc tion of late, but the outright murders have increased, and there Is no conviction secured, although there are many arrests. Child-stealing is a crime which awakens the public at large and for that reason the blackmailers and bandits who are working in this crowded city just es suc cessfully as they would In the Sicilian hills are afraid. "I have no hesitation in saying." said this authority on the subject, "that every day tradesmen of Italian or Sicilian blvtii are giving up tribute to the murderous loafers through fear. And there are bands of these desperadoes in almost every town and city In America where' there is an Italian population. The work Is done very discreetly. In every Italian colony there is a bully, who does 11a work, who always has plenty of money, who mingles with the decent people be cause they are afraid of him, and who is really the recognized collector for the criminal who writes the threatening let ter? and who does the murderous work. The plan of telling a storekeeper to put a certain sum of money in some remote spot some dark night is old-fashioHed and Is not the method employed now. The victim gets a letter, usually decorated with rough drawings of daggers ami bleeding hearts, crosses and tombstones. He is told that he will be killed or his house and family will be blown Into eter nity if, within a certain given time, he does not give up some sum, from $50 to $1000, as the case may be. The squeez ing limit of the victim is pretty well known. The letter directs the unfortu nate to pay the money to "you know who," as It might be crudely translated. And the person known to the victim is the bully of the colony. That Is under stood. "Usually after the receipt of the letter the bully saunters into the store, bids the victim 'good day but says nothing that will in any way connect him with the demand for money. If the cash asked for is paid promptly to this agent there are no more threatening letters for a while. Sometimes the unlucky one will agree to turn over a regular weekly sti pend to the visitor and there Is an end. then, to further persecution. But if the bully is not recognized as the collector, and no money Is forthcoming, there will be more letters, sometimes violence and all sorts of cruel devices are employed to bring the victim to his senses." With Her Pert Sbe Does Housework. St. Louis Dispatch to ther New York .f World. Left without the use of her hands and arms by Illness, Katherlne Krage, aged 20 years, can sew, draw, write, and do household work with her feet. She Is a patient at the City Hospital. Miss Krage, before being taken to the hospital, kept house for herself and did all the work. She scrubbed, made beds, and kept the rooms tidy. The women patients at the hospital during the past month have carried away with them crude drawings and pieces of fancy sewing her work, and done with her feet. Miss Krage's condition is due to whooping cough, from which she suf fered when an Infant. Saw In His He-ad Elghteea Years. Ashtabula (Ohio) Sentinel. Eighteen years ago Arthur H. Doty, of South State street? Palnesville, had an operation performed upon his nose. A saw used was broken off and was supposed to have been lost. The other day while Doty was blowing his nose the broken bit of saw was coughed or blown out. It was over a half Inch long and had been secreted in his head all those years. Gold Tooth Causes TbleCs Identity. Pittsburg (Pa.) Dispatch. In order to identify a girl arrested in Philadelphia, charged with theft, it was necessary to see if she had gold in a certain tooth. Ordered to open her mouth, she refused, but a detective solved the problem by tickling her on the neck, whereupon she laughed and the gold tooth was observed. Loan of a Nickel Leads to Marriage. Baltimore News. "When Miss Pauline Schweitzer, in paying her fare, handed a streetcar conductor in New York a bill he could not change, Alfred Friedman, a strang er, came to the lady's relief and loaned her a nickel. The acquaintance thus begun has just been followed by a marriage. Feeds Rabbits to His Hogs. ' Kansas City, Mo., Dispatch. Leslie D. Long, a poultry and game dealer of Whiteside, Mo., bought oo rabbits; but, the market dropping, he cut the feet and heads off and. hung them up in his poultry-house. The market continuing dull, he Is feeding the rabbits to his hogs, which seem fond of che food. Burglar In Jail. Translates Greek. Camden, N. J., Dispatch. ; John Doe, found with burglar's tools and a revolver in a schoolhouse at Morristown, N. J., spent Sunday In jail reading a volume of Alexander Popa and translating Greek. .