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AiC.ntj N York, rootni 45 to Trioune bullu.nc- CLuuo, rooma alu-tll tribute building". J-OltTLAND. TVESOAT. JANUARY 5. 190S. tub riuiiErs KKPtr. It must be admitted, even b7 the President's opponents, that In his mes sage, -which repll.-s lo the call of the 2Iou.se of Representatives for Infor mation as to the .-viiK-nce on wnien tie based his alleged Insinuation that members of Congress had cut down the appropriation for the Secret Serv ice becauae they were unwilling them selves to be Investigated, has "made sjood." The . reply Is exceedingly adroit and able. The first part is excellent fence"; the last part gives the House Just thj Information It fesked for. The President's review of the debate In the House, last May, when the appropriation was cut down and limi ted to a special purpose, leaving the President without means to pursue in vestigation as to violation of the laws, Jnait-s It clear that the leaders of the movement in the House did not wlh themselves to be Investigated by the Secret Service men. Hence the re mark in the message that an excep tion might be made of them In the net. rather than cut down the effi ciency of the Secret Service in the xecutlve departments, was proper , end timely. Tho President now rubs It In by earnestly recommending that the law bo renewed, so as to restore the efficiency of the Secret Service that iwas crippled by the amendatory net. Quotations from the remarks of Tauney, Smith and Sherley, members f the House, leave no doubt that the real object was to prevent Investiga tion of members of Congress. The President therefore supports the state ments by Irrefragable proofs. Further, be supports them by quoting at large from a statement written and pub lished by L. W. Busbey, private secre tary of Speaker Cannon, whose po sition at the time "fairly expresses the real meaning and animus of the at tacks made in general terms on the use of the Secret Service for the pun ishment of criminals." It Is all well worth reading. "Plague on't," exclaimed Sir Andrew Ague Cheek, "an I thought he liad been valiant, and so cunning in fence, I'd have seen him damned ere I'd have challenged him!" Of course most of the members of the House go unscathed, but since those who were determined not to "tolerate the med dling of the detectives" against "mem bers of the legislative brunch of the Oovernment" admit that this was an noying and troublesome to members', and offensive to their dignity though several have been caught why then, rather than destroy the efficiency of the service In general, shouldn't excep tion be made, as suggested by the President of members of Congress? T. K," in "pen writing." la a man to great facility and force. DO COMMISSIONS COST AXYTIOXOt It Is altogether likely that at Its scorning session the Oregon Legislature will be asked to create numerous new commissions or to enlarge or provide additional assistance for those already In existence. This has been the ex perience of the pns-t, and there is every reason to expect that real or Imaginary needs for new commissions wi:i be felt In the future. A demand "will be made whether there Is a need or not. Individuals who have a per sonal Interest will lobby in behalf of the desired measures -creating new public offices and members of the Legislature will become convinced that there is a reul need as well as demand. New commissions and new boards we Ehall have as certainly as the Legisla ture holds a session. This being truo it may be useless to sirgue against the multiplication of offices. Hut, though no one may hope 'to stay the rapid increase In public jwiy rolls, it Is just as well that those who add to the taxpayers' burdens should he informed what they are doing, for in some cases they act in ;lgnorance of the ultimate results. It Is the common practice to create a 'commission cither "without compen sation" or with a small salary. The jvassage of a measure of that kind Is '.cured upon the argument that It will cost the people little or nothing. Ajid for the first two years the expense la In reality small. But, when a com mission has been once created. It be comes a permanent charge upon tho state. At the next session of the Leg islature, the argument lj made that a sjreat state should be ashamed to ac cept such valuable service without compensation and thus salary is added. Or, If a salary should be pro vided In the first instance, the next session is confronted with the infor mation that the work Is too great and deputies, clerks or stenographers are Heeded. One of these days we shall have a demand for creation of the office of State Inspector of Automobiles and Examiner of Chauffeurs. It is no use to deny that such an office Is needed, for any man who wants the office can show by statistics and by an invin cible line of reasoning that such an office is necessary In order to pro tect the lives not .only of those who employ chauffeurs but also of the en tire traveling and pedestrian public The subject Is not mentioned here w ith the Intention of objecting to the office, but for the purpose of pointing out fully what its creation will lead to. The incumbent will get along very well for two years on a salary of J2000 a year. But when the succeeding ses sion of the Legislature convenes, the report of the Inspector will show that, fcecause he is provided with no suit able means of rapid traveling, he la unable to enpture the violators of the auto law; hence he must have an auto, and if he Is to be successful in chasing lawbreakers, his machine must be a little faster than theirs. Kothlng could be more reasonable than Uiat Xiien, loo, hia cClce duties-i. keeD him so close to his desk that he cannot properly perform his duties as InsDector. and he needs a deputy. At the next legislative session his report will show tile need of automobile districts, each presided over by a deputy inspector. and. because all this force or suDorm nates has Increased the office work. a stenographer . is absolutely neces 6ary. All of which Is so clear that It admits of no dispute. And so the process will be continued every two years. The unsophisticated legislator from tho rural districts', and sometimes the more or less sophisticated from the city, is easily misled by the argument that a new commission or board will not cost anything. He acts honestly. but ignorantly. He looks no farther than the two-year period for which he helps to make an appropriation, and does not realize that his act will make It Incumbent upon each suc ceeding Legislature to Increase the appropriations. He acknowledges the force of the argument that after two years of trial, if it be found that the new office is not needed. It can be abolished, but ho overlooks the fact that offices are never abolished. It is thus that officialdom grows and tax burdens Increase. OIUCOOX GRAPH. The news that Plymouth Church In Brooklyn used Oregon grape for Christmas decoration seems to indi cate that people in other parts of the country appreciate our blessings more than we do ourselves. This beautiful shrub Is not planted nearly so commonly as It sfiould be In gar dens. Its foliage Is charming all the year round, while In Spring few flowers excel Its delicate golden clus ters. Later In the season It bears a berry not unlike a grape In color from which tho popular name of the plant comes. This berry seems to be unknown to fame but It deserves a more glori ous fate. Intensely acid though it be. still it Is pleaEant to tho palate and It yields a better Jelly than the currant. The species of Oregon grape which grows in the mountains differs much from the valley type. It Is low, with long, almost fernlike, fronds and pro duces more fruit than does Its low land relative. As our gardens im prove we shall see more Oregon grape, dogwood and syringa, as well as more roses. In them. XEW KOtTE'S DISADVANTAGES. Until completion of the Panama Ca nal It Is extremely doubtful whether much of the surplus wheat of West ern Canada will go to the Muropeaa markets by way of Pacific Coast ports. as predicted In an Ottawa dispatch In yesterday's Oregonian. There are certain conditions affecting both the price of whoat and the rates of freight that nvlll, either separately of collectively, prevent this diversion of trafflo from its present route. At the present time the trans-Atlantlo pas senger steamers carry immense Quan tities of wheat to the European mar kets, much of It being taken at rates so low that a regular freighter de pendent on that business alone for a profit would be unable to handle It ex cept at a loss. With the liners it is simply a "ballast" proposition, and as a rule they are satisfied to get the handling charges out of It. Tonnage of this class Is steadily in creasing, and the American grain sup ply for export Is decreasing so tuat there Is almost certain to be an abun dant supply of this class of cheap ton nage for many years. There will, of course, be occasional periods like the present season when world-wide de pression In shipping will give the Pa cific Coast shippers plenty of tonnage at rates sufficiently attractive to lure some of this Canadian wheat to the Pacific Coast ports. These rates, however, are too close to the dead line between profit and loss, and In some coses are below It, eo that they cannot be depended on for more than a brief period. An even more important fac tor is that which affects prices of wheat. Under the present routing, Canadian wheat reaches the European market from thirty to forty days after it leaves the station. This enables the marketing of the bulk of the surplus at a period when the European mar ket has scant supplies from abroad. It is a season when the Argentine, which is rapidly becoming tho domi nating Influence In the world's wheat market, has practically ceased ship ping, and tho Australian and Paciflo Coast cargoes have not begun to arr rive. With the Western Canada sur plus gotng out by way of the Pacific Coast ports by sail vessel, which will continue to be the predominating car riers until the Panama Canal is com pleted, it would begin arriving out In January, and for the following three months It would be on tho hands of the foreign . buyers, simultaneously with the Oregon and Washington, cargoes, the heaviest shipments from the Argentine, and with Australian cargoes. Of course. It may be said that there is only a certain amount of wheat grown in the world, and It h all needed, no matter when It is shipped. This may be true, but a study of market prices for a series of years, will disclose the fact that re gardless of statistical strength throughout tho world, the heavy ar rivals of wheat "off coast" In Europe In January, February and March, w ill cause severe breaks In the market, pending the "placing" of these stocks. This is a feature that will be seri ously considered by -the buyers and sellers before they will take very kindly to the proposed new route from Canada. NOW FOB GOOD ROADS. The present is an excellent time for the discussion of the good roads ques tion in Oregon. Every country road Is an object-lesson attesting the ne cessity of a system of road construc tion that will practically rebuild our publlo highways.- Railroads have done much for th farmers of the state; electric roads are doing much and promising much more in the way of bringing the farm In touch with the market. But after all, there are localities whose products must reach the nearest, shipping point by means of the longer -or shorter haul the farmer's team being the motive power, and his wagon the rolling stock of the road. There are roads In the Willamette Valley at the present time, over which It would require four horses to draw a load of wheat or wood to the near est market. This Is a manifest hard ship but It Is not all. Ttme Is wasted, effort in producing is discouraged, horses are broken down and vehicles are strained and worn out in the haul over roads that are hub-deep in mud In places and rough and improperly graded all along the line. The Question so far as the farmer Is concerned Is not how he can afford to build good roads, but how he .pan aXLuid to k.:t.n on raising produce for market, without good roads. Mem h.n nf thA flrn.nca take this view of the subject and the most snterprlslng and Intelligent among tnem are giving the good roads question their earnest consideration, looKing 10 a present- -man ftf t1A TirflhlpITl Ckt r-O&d build' ing In accordance with modern meth ods, to the Legislature eariy in i session. It Is easily the leading qu the es- tion in a state just awaiting to the great possibilities in" agriculture. B f horticulture and dairying that He at tt rtnnrq Roads, good or bad, did not amount to much when there was no market for the surplus products of the farm, but with a market ready to absorb this surplus and clamoring ror it, tne case is entirely different. In the old days farmers could not afford to build an maintain good roads; now they can not afford not to build and maintain them. As assured by the words of a "copy" written with the gray goose quill of a schoolmaster or a past, get emtlon: "Circumstances alter cases that made bad roads a necessity to be tolerated, have r.isserl wav: succeeding them are clr- i cumstances or conditions that make good roads Imperative. TRADE WITH ABGESTTNA. No other argument in the possession of the ship-subsidy seekers has been so badly overworked and exploited as that popular fallacy that lack of a shlD subsidy prevents us from secur ing a larger share of the South Amer- American trade. So popular has this Illusion become that even Government officials have not Infrequently fallen Into the habit of "coloring" their re ports so that they will have a favor able bearing on the subsidy plan. But official figures, like the Yankee's cam era, "can't lie," and some very Inter esting ones for the nine months end ing October 1, 1908, are presented by Mr. Spencer F. Eddy, American Minis ter at Buenos Ayres. These figures show that in that period the value of the Imports from tho United States was ?25, 877,215, a decrease of J399.20S, as compared with the same period last year. Ex ports to the United States were $8, 205,393, a decrease of $362,546. The total Imports from all countries for the nine months were $200,285,420, a decrease of J2, 226, 480. Exports to all countries were $297,546,327, an In crease of I56.-167.606. From these in- teresting statistics it will be noted that, while the United States sold the Argentine more than three times as much as we purchased from that country, all of the rest of tho world bought 60 per cent more from the Ar gentine than It sold to that country. Let us see how fared Germany and England, our chief trade competitors in that southern trade field. Germany 6old to the Argentine goods to the amount of $28,813,894, and In return purchased Argentine products to the amount of $2a,894, 549. With Great Britain- the ex change was also comparatively even. Imports amounting to $68,737,760, while exports were $59,205,642. Bel gium sold the Argentine $9,512,687 worth of goods and bought from the Argentine $29,502,957 In return. SsO other prominent nation on earth was so strongly favored by the Argentine with an excess of purchases over sales as the United States. This proves quite conclusively that there was no lack of transportation facilities, nor was' any favoritism shown any of the best customers of the country. The European countries have a distinct advantage over the United States in dealing with South America, because they can offer in return a market for wheat, corn, linseed, meats, hides and other products of which the United States Is a seller and not a buyer. Until this country reaches the stage where it will be necessary to Import wheat and other agricultural staples which the Argentine has for sale In such wholesale quantities, It will be Impossible for us to secure as strong a hold In the trade as will be enjoyed by the European countries. which ere less Independent and are thus in a position to exchange goods and products with the South American countries. There will be a fast and frequent steamship service between the United States and the Argentine as soon as we begin Importing wheat and other South American products In shiploads, as they are Imported in Europe. MARKYXSQ A CHEfAMAN. A story comes from Paris of a beau tiful, delicately reared French woman Marie Deneux who several years ago became the wife of a Chinaman, one Sing Ling, at that time of the French embassy in Paris. This story tells the terrible experiences which she underwent as the wife of one of the highest dignitaries of that ancient realm. The Chinaman was a culti vated, even scholarly man, and when away from the hideous, environment and abominable customs of his native land was a polished gentleman. With her knowledge of Chinese character and customs confined to this speci men of. his race away from home. Miss Deneux married Sing Ling and sot out with him, a happy bride, for the Far East. The rest can readily be Imagined, Indeed It has often been told. Julian Ralph, a writer of some note, lately deceased, wrote nothing more weirdly fascinating than his story entitled Alone In China," which was pub lished some years ago In Harper's Magazine. It was the story of an American girl, who, perhaps merely for the purpose of localizing the story without revealing the Identity of its wretched heroine, was the daughter of wealthy parents of Pittsburg; the Chinese bridegroom was an attache of the American Legation in Washing ton, a man of culture and of pollehed address. In the Oriental splendor of his official trappings, he captivated not only the young girl but her par ents; the two were marrledjwith great display and soon thereafter set sail for China. The story of the French girl's life as the wife of an ancestor-worshipping Chinaman; her subjugation to her mother-in-law, a withered, toothless hag with whom she was forced to live; her enforced obedience not only to her husband but to his relatives; her virtual Imprisonment In the som ber ancestral "palace," which was thereafter to be her home, are but a repetition of the sorrows, the hor ror, the physical Indignities and the cruelties suffered by the heroine of Julian Ralph's weird tale. More for tunate than her unnamed predecessor, Miss Deneux escaped from China by the aid of her mother and the French Minister at Pekin and has been grant ed a divorce from her Chinese hus band by fL French court that Is not easily moved to pity. From the depths of her bitter ex perience, this ex-wife of a Chinese official warns American ,and Euro pean women against marriage with men of ths Far East, especially of China. She says that the horrible situation Is well summed up In the cruel proverb: "A Chinese woman marries, but a Chinaman only takes a wife," indicating, as It does from J.he day of her entrance Into his home until death, a long, Interminable slav ery. It seems Incredible that any Intelli gent, high-minded, self-respecting American or European young woman would need such a warning as this to keep her from a matrimonial alliance so revolting as that from which this young .French woman, after six wretched years, escaped. Tet we have only to glance casually over the rec ords of our own community life to behold the staging of more than one disgusting matrimonial farce in which a Chinaman and an American woman are the principal actors. From the Chinese missionary schools on the Pa cific Coast a number of these mar riages were in past years evolved, the wives In each case soon sinning as utwv rtut nf atcrht oa If the earth had opened and taken them lnMute lips have closed over the story of the humiliation, degradation and physical sufferings of these lives, dui mere i n n ruaann t1 tinnn.4A that theV dif fered greatly in detail from the lives of mistaken white women wno nave married Chinamen in tne nigner cir cles of Oriental life. World's shipments of wheat for the week ending last Saturday ' for the first time this season fell below 6,000,- 000 bushels.. As the requirements of the European Importing countries are more than 5,000,000 bushels per week, the margin between supply and de mand la getting pretty fine. It will be more than sixty days before the Ar gentine shipments reach Europe in very large quantities, and American shipments are meanwhile dwindling at a rate which does not Indicate very large supplies to be drawn on. Mr. Patton, who Is said to be holding a line of nearly 20,000.000 bushels, may meet with the ueual fate of specu lators who attempt to corner a com modity of world-wide production, but at the present time there seems to be sufficient strength In the statistical position to lend some color to his statements that his wheat will soar to much higher figures before the May option expires. With one exception every sawmill in the Cottage Grove district is run ning to full capacity, the facilities of the Oregon & Southeastern Railroad being taxed to their limit to get the manufactured product out to the main line of the Southern Pacific. The busi ness has reached greater proportions than were attained when the big de mand for rebuilding San Francisco was at its height. Much the same story comes from other lumbering sec tions, and, while the foreign demand is at present rather slack, there is plenty of evidence that any lack of Improvement in that branch of the business will be more than offset by the increase in domestic demand. From present appearances the lum ber industry for 1909 will distribute more wealth In Oregon than in any previous year on record. The American-Hawaiian Steamship Company announces the early estab lishment of a fortnightly service out of Portland. The increased service Is the result of the very liberal sup port which Portland business men have given the new line, and, if the trade continues to grow as it should, It will be but a short time until Port land will enjoy av weekly steamship service with the Atlantic ports via the Tehuantepec Railroad. With the ad ditional service this city will again have an opportunity to transact busi ness with the Hawaiian Islands as connection will be afforded at Sah Francisco with the regular steamers of the line sailing from that port to the Hawaiian Islands. Away up In quality among the many excellent New Year Issues of Oregon papers Is that of the Salem Statesman. This number exploits the merits of Marlon County and part of its neigh bor. Polk, In all the possibilities of agricultural and horticultural lines In a way that will be effective when It falls Into the hands of the Easterner who contemplates a visit to the Coast this exposition year. Mr. Carnegie says the tariff on steel is no longer necessary. Why was it ever necessary? To give Mr. Carne gie his $300,000,000? Wouldn't Mr. Carnegie be a better preacher If he' should, sell all he has and give to the poor? Or, when he denounces the tariff. It might be asked of him, Can one be pardoned and retain tho offense? The Linn County Grange declares that the want of Oregon, and espe cially of Western Oregon, is lateral roads leading from the country into the towns and railway tations; not a great highway for carriages and auto mobiles parallel with the main rail way lines. This opinion la likely to commend itself to general judgment. Astoria's pleasant boast Is that it Is the healthiet city in Oregon, and the facts seem to prove it. Fourteen of Its 123 deaths in 1908 were from drowning and other accidents. Its birth rate (total 236) is hardly up to the standard. It is really to be hoped that ex- Champlon Corbett will be permitted to meet Champion Johnson (colored). It will settle a great controversy In the sporting world as to whether Corbett will be able to last a half or three-quarters of a round. Suppose Champion Johnson should draw the professional line against theater actors and refuse to meet any but prizefighters. Has Corbeft thought of this contingency? Why not send John Barrett to Nica ragua with a club? If that failed, John could talk them Into peaceful repose. Seven columns of trade sta tistics beats shrapnel. Fortunately for the Supreme Court, Its decision in the $29,000,000 fine case came too late for comment in Roosevelt's message yesterday. One ray of joy outshines from the coming Administration. If it be true that fat men are lazy, the messages will be brief. The twenty-nine million fine does not go, and the people who burn oil will keep their money. The day of the poultry show Is near, and old Mrs. Hen Is worrying to keep her comb on straight. Maybe the Supreme Court figured that John D. needed tho money worse than Uncle Sam, OXB-CE?rT PAPERS A MISTAKE. Poor Business Propositions tor Pub lishers and Advertisers. From Newspaperdom, New York. There are mutterlngs in the air. It Is whispered that the one-cent dally must add another cent to its price or lose all the money it made when pulp was easy to get and paper cheap. The weight of the calamity, however, de pends largely upon the viewpoint taken. As to the raising of the price of pa per, it is a real misfortune. Any manu facturer, in any line, whose goods com mand fixed prices, suffers when the price of raw material is raised. And the raise in price of paper that means an actual net loss to the publishers of the one-cent daily, also Insures a loss in profit to the publisher who gets a higher price. So both are hurt. But If it Is a matter of banishing the one cent dally there may be compensation. Perhaps papers are too cheap. The advertising world has gone mad on the subject of circulation. Tons and tons of good paper needed for actual use are constantly being turned into newspapers and magazines which are never sold, nor Intended to be sold, merely to make circulation. While the number actually sold is undoubtedly great, the number read and digested is vastly less, and If there could be a statement of "read" circulation what a tumbling of figures there would be. The fault lies with the advertiser. He spends his money for space which is suDDOsed to soil goods. 3ut ne de mands circulation regardless. If the papers are unsold, how can they sell his goods; If they are bought to kill time on a ten-minute car ride, how can they sell his goods? Which is bet ter for the advertiser ten papers de livered at home, 100 left in the sub way or 1000 gone to wanton waste? But the advertiser will not listen. He wants clrpulation and, therefore, fig ures are swelled by every means that Ingenuity can devise. It is safe to say that most of the high-pressure circula tion could be cut in two, without af fecting the advertisers' results. Ito Immigration Problem TTow, Cleveland Leader. For the hour there is hardly the shadow of an Immigration problem be fore the American people or their Na tional Government. There Is no net Immigration that is, no surplus of ar rivals over departures of aliens. The country has been losing population in stead of gaining, for a year, by the balance between immigration and emi gration. There Is also a considerable emigra tion which is not the return of foreign ers to the countries which they left when they came to America It is caused by the movement of American farmers from various parts of the coun try to the Canadian Northwest. Cheap and rich land is the lure, and it has been strong enough to lead 50,000 or 60,000 American citizens over the boun dary in a single year. Many will re turn to their own country, sooner or later, but thousands will stay where their new possessions are. Of course, these conditions are merely temporary. They cannot last. In a few months, probably, immigration will once more far exceed emigration. The surplus may rise to great figures with in a year or two. But all the while the arrivals of aliens seeking work and homes are measured against a growing American population. The same volume of Immigration Is relatively smaller every year. Its effect upon the United States is less, politically, socially and Industrially. The Parmer's Happy Lot. Baltimore Sun. There are about 6,000,000 farms in the United States, and after division is made among them It will be found that the average amount for each farm la about $920. This is a comfortable sum for the living of a family which has house rent and a greater part of the food consumed thrown in. The ag ricultural population of the United States is about 25,000,000 persons; that is. there are 10,381,765 employed in ag riculture, and the rest, nearly 15,000,000, are dependent upon them. If tne earn ings on the farm, over and above the amount fed to livestock, should be di vided equally among those who have to live on it. each one would nave io. The value of the crop of 1908, as esti mated by the Secretary of Agriculture, Is about double that of 1900, according to the census of that year. We have seen that by dividing up this great crop among those who have to live upon It the figures begin to appear not so big, after all. And yet they are big enough to make the farmer very pros perous and contented. In recent years he has paid off his mortgages and has opened a bans account, ne tivoo com fortably and, although In a portion or the Tear he works very hard, yet he has more leisure during the 12 months than most men In other occupations. Dost Twice Saves Master's L,lfe. Denver Dispatch to the New York worm. ,... ir.td.. rtnthln Colo., has arrived here after two thrilling escapes from snow slides. W. F. Stockman and Mosher left Gothie with four horseloads ,f siinnlles for Mountain iing mine, six miles up the gulch. ttv, , r miiAfl nr thev encountered a snow slide that swept away a part of the supplies. Stockman rerusea io go further. IfActt., want An & S hort distance. when another slide carled his horses down the mountain to death and buried him under six feet of snow. His New foundland dog rode the slide and then searched for his master, finally digging m out. Totrether ther set out again for the mine, about a mile distant. Before reaching it a third slide enguirea mem. The faithful animal again saved his master by digging him from under the avalanche. ' oimd Philosophy of Politeness. Railroad Employe. Of an methods of making another person angry and disagreeable the worst Is to tell him that he will "have " do something. How orten ao we ar: "You will have to go to tho other window," "You will have to go to the other car," "You will have to wait an hour." "You wil have to write the general passenger agent or superin tendent," and the like. Primarily we are all free agents and don't "have to" lo a darned thing, we may una n ixpedient or necessary to a oertain nd. but we don't even "have to" eat f we don't want to. How easy to put the direction In another manner, such as "The other window, please," or "Will you kindly take the car ahead." or "The rules re quire;" a short, very short explanation of why a certain thing la necessary will always work wonders In avoiding trouble. Chance for the Servian Prince. Chicago Record-Herald. The Crown Prince of Servia vehem ently declares: "I will fight my father. If necessary." We respectfully refer him to Hon. fMck Johnson if he feels that he positively oannot get along without a fight. . . Italy's First Woman Lawres Begins. London Times. Italy's first woman lawyer, who has Just begun to practice, is Slgnorina Lol linl, daughter of a Roman Socialist and ex-Deputy. Sayings of Great Men. On with the dance, let Joy be unoon flned, as long as I am. F. Augustus Helnze. Prohibition Leaders Decide on Cnrd ladrx System tar Organisation! Chicago Record-Herald. A card-index system in every state, a Drecinct organization in every pre- I cinct in the country these were the two main points agreed upon yesterday at a conclave of Prohibition leaders, called to map out a plan of battle for the Presidential campaign of 1912. The war council was held at the Palmer House, and It lasted all day. Eugene W. Chafin, Prohibition candi date for the Presidency last November, all the members of the National execu tive committee, state chairmen from neighboring commonwealths and party editors canvassed the outlook and de cided to start work forthwith to perfect their organization for the fight four years hence. While the National leaders were looking into the future, the county party was getting ready for activities at Springfield in the interests of election-law reforms. At a meeting of the county managing party at the Sherman House, resolutions were adopted in fa vor of the reform suggested by Elec tion Commissioner Thomas Judge, call- ' ing for an amendment that would re quire the ballots to be counted by the election commission, Instead of by the precinct Judges and clerks, as at pres ent. Members of the committee lauded the proposed plan and sent resolutions to the election board promising aid In tho agitation for election-iaw amendments. Four vacancies oh the county managing committee were filled. Dr. William F. Schaare being appointed to the va cancy in the Ninth Ward; John W. Kapke, Twenty-fourth; James Garner, Twenty-fifth, and E. L. Kletzlng, Twenty-seventh. Tomorrow was set as the date for the round-up of the No-License League forces, at which final preparations will be made for a sweeping effort through out the city on New Year's day to se cure signatures to the petitions to get the question of whether Chicago shall be "wet" or "dry" upon the little bal lots at the Aldermanlc elections. The conference of the National lead ers was the forerunner of a series which the National Committee is plan ning to have In different sections of the country during the next few months. It was preceded by a meeting of the National Executive Committee, at which plans for perfecting the party organization by means of precinct clubs were considered.- The following topics were brought up for special discussion at the general council: The principles that must win. The party press and literature. The sinews of war. Practical politics. Reaching out fon the masses. The present situation. The future of the party. The South and the duty of the Pro hibitionists. National Chairman Charles R. Jones prfslded at the meeting, end among the leaders present were: National Vice Chairman A. G. Wolfenbarger, Lincoln, Neb.; National Treasurer Felix. T. Mc Whirten, Indianapolis, Ind. ; National Secretary W. G. Calderwood, MInneapo lis, Minn.; A. A. Stevens, Tyrone, Pa Samuel Dickie, president Albion Col lege, Albion, Mich.; Finley C. Hemlrick- son, Cumberland, Md.; O. W. Stewart Chicago; J. B. Cranftll, Dallas, Texas Edward C. Clark. Indianapolis, Ind.; L. L. Pickett, Louisville, Ky.; L. L Lautrh lln, Laramie, Wyo.; C. B. Pitts, chair man New York Prohibition State Com mittee, Oswego, N. Y., and II. P. Farls member National Committee, Clinton Mo. STO WOA'DEU SHH LIKES AMERICA, Schumann-Heinle Earned Over f 130,000 Last Year With Her Voice. Dresden Cable to New York American. Madame Schumann-Helnk, who Is here preparing for the part of Clytem nestra In Strauss' new opera, "Electra," to be produced January 25 at the Royal Opera House, told an Interviewer today her real motives for becoming an Amer ican citizen and devoting most of her time to singing in the United States. "In Germany I never earned more than from 11000 to $1760 per annum." she said, "thotlgh I was a prima donna of one of the richest theaters In Ham burg. Only after I had closed with Mr. Grau in New York did the Berlin Opera offor me a contract with a guar antee of $6000 per annum. "Before I went to, the United States, the German press spoke of me as a singer of the first order and a great artist, and many honors were showered upon me by the public, but at home I had half a dozen starved children. Indeed, the spectre of want nover left my fire side while I was working exclusively on the German operatic stage. "In the United States I gave last year 130 concerts, each netting me $1000. "In addition, I made considerable money by singing into the phonograph. Now you know why I prefer the United States to the fatherland." Madame Schumann-T-Ieink's second son is studying in Dresden. He is said to have a basso voice of great promise. A Man nnd Ills Donliles. Harper's Weekly. "My friend Woolen William Wesley Woolen" said Speaker Cannon, "was starting on a trip to Kurope. "He 'needed a steamer rug in a hurry and telephoned for one to ba sent up to his house. The clerk took the or der, but couldn't understand tho name. " 'Spell it out,' he asked, 'and I'll write it down.' "So Woolen started. '"W," said he. "'Yes,' said the olerk. " W.' " Tea." - TTe-es.' "Double o.' " 'Ye-e-es.' " -Double 1 "'Say,' Interrupted the clerk, 'what do you think you are twins?'" Should Have Been Put on Cnnvaa. New York Sun. Where are the historical painters? Not often do they have such a subject as Rev. Charles F. Aked coming down from his pulpit, "grasping" the hand of Hon. John D. Rockefeller and wish ing and being wished a Happy New Year. The prophet of a "reeking" country and a high source of "tainted" wealth and a noble autobiographical and moral literature in friendship's claspl There could be no Bweeter theme for . an artist, unless he could catch the Thane of Skibo shaking hands with himself. Tragedy of Demoted Twin Brothers. Baltimore News. The Dyke twin brothers, who were burned to death at Hepburn, Iowa, had never been separated. When one was sick, the other was. and whenever one was happy or depressed, the other was in a like condition. Swinburne Threatens New Book. London Globe. Algernon Charles Swinburne, the poet. Is In fine health, and is writing a new book a volume of essayB. He walks two or three hours every day. The poet is strongly opposed to the suffrage for women. A Real Problem for Carnegie. Chicago Reoord-Horald. Won't Andrew Carnegie please oblige by turning In and solving the house maid problem? LIFE'S SUNNY SIDE A prominent New Yorker, during the heat of the last campaign, visited Sa lem, 111., the birthplace of William J. Bryan. When on the way to the hall where he was to speak the driver of his vehicle turned to him and said: "There is where William J. Bryan first saw the UghC" "Excuse mo for correcting you," said the New Yorker, "but what you mean is. That is the house In which Mr. Bryan was born.' Mr. Hryan never saw the light."-New York American. "So j'ou ore going to send your youngest boy to college?" "Yes,'' answered Farmer Corntossel. "He's too big for me to handle In the woodshed, and I guess I'll have to have hlra hazed." Washington Star. A New England man tells of an el derly citizen in a New Hampshire town who long bore the reputation of being the meanest man in the country. This old chap was proprietor of a hotel, tho rules whereof provided that everything should be kept under lock and key, the result of which was that no hanger-on could get his hands on a newspaper, a bit of hotel stationery, a free wash, or, in fact, anything free at all. To cap the climax, the old man one day came in and posted the following notice above the only clock In the place: "This clock for use of hotel guests only." Harper's Weekly. A traveller passing through a moun tain district In northern Pennsylvania last Summer came across a lad of 16 cultivating a patch of miserable pota toes. He remarked upon their unprom ising appoaranoe, and expressed pity for any one who had to dig a living out of such soil. "I don't need no pity," said the boy, resentfully. The traveller hastened to sooths his wounded pride. But in the offended tone of one .who has been misjudged, the boy added: "I ain't as poor as you think. I'm only workin' here. I don't own this place." Everybody's Maga zine. a a A man sat for some time In a res taurant looking thoughfully at his saucer of melting ice cream. At last he left his chair and mada his way to the proprietor. "I see you advertise that you make your own ice cream," he said, in a con fidential tone. "I do, sir," said the proprietor. "Well." said the man, "would you permit me to give you a little pointer? I won't charge you n cent, and it'll be money in your pocket." "Glad to hear it, I'm sure," said the proprietor. "Get somebody else to make It," eald the man, In a hoarse whisper. Youth's Companion. A wizened lit tin man charged Ma wife with cruel and abusive treatment. His better half, or In this case bettor two-thirds, was a big. sqnare-jawed woman with a determined eye. The Judge listened to the ' plaintiff's recital of wrongs with interest. "Where did you meet this woman, who. according to your story, has treated you so dreadfully?" his honor asked. "Well, judcre," replied the little man, making a brave attempt' to glare de fiantly at his wife, "I never did meet her. She Just kind of overtook me." Everybody's Magazine. Player (to lady" opponent) What mado you put your king on my ace? You couldn't beat it. Lady No; but I could try. Punch. The Outcry Edited by T. R. I have fought wolves, lions, frusta, Congressmen, tigers, and even editors, in my time, but In every encounter I was the winner. (I am so modest I say so myself.) On one occasion, however, I Buf fered defeat at the hands of the com mon or domestlo variety of seminary girl. I was out riding, and came across a bevy of these vicious animals unexpect edly. I was armed only with a ainad riding crop, having left all of my fa vorite ritlos and shotguns at home, so the children might amuse themselves, but I was determined to face the dan- KR'ldlng until I reached the side of one of the girls, I struck her horse with tho crop. I scored a clean-cut victory, for she offered no resistance, and seemed to be frightened. Her friends rallied to her defense, howevor. and after my back was turned they said a lot of mean things about me that got Into the newspapers For the first time in my life I was unable to utter a stinging repjy. I could not find a word that would ex press my feelings. I called Loeb. m faithful manservant, and asked him where my words were. "You used all of them In your last message to Congress," ha replied. Governor Hoke Smith, of Georgia, was promenading the fourth floor o the new Willard recently, talking to fin acquaintance, when some person who ,.ttnir,u- nr other butted In, remarking with a large, expansive smile and a hearty mi. ........ ,,.,...,,, T'm triad to see you. I 'certainly was glad to hear of our re-election. imn i.e.-nnr Moke. With ,'' . ' -it ,nn fine, only I wasn't re-elected." New York American. Jobn-D. Olves Strange Woman a Sent, New York Press. -r T3,.imfeiipr. Sunday morning rot ud to give a strange woman a seat fn h"sPpewln the Fifth-Avenue Baptist Church. Members of the congregation who noticed the Incident were mildly . surprised. The financier and his son came into tho church after the services had begun, and their pews were almost filled. The Rockefellers have two pews on the second aisle from the right, and when they came in there was Just room Lough in each for two more persons After he was seated Rockefeller senior noticed an usher looking for - ' a woman who came in late. lh fl""11 ci r Stepped into the aisle and Invited her into his pew. Then he joined in the services, singing the last two hymns. Winning Dollar Bet Kills Illm. New York City Dispatch. Samuel Van Dora, a negro 18 years old of Rockaway road. Jamaica, L. 1 is dead of peritonitis. The last thing he saw was "Dad. I bet 'Jim' Smith a month ago that I could eat a drinking Sasl Hs bet a dollar that I couldn't. I won, so what do I care if I do die? TILE OLD YEAR. rn ,.iir lust by tha cawmtnt, hre I wtiuifl. ind r K.oS wlihout. on brlhlt mooaUt i.tento the rustle of tha leave.. That ! "n fair hat-py Summer were so bright- Old year, those withered leav" that pass Ar. hopejambltiona, lost amid tha sulfa. As we rush with tho torr-nt aver on. And nnd no peaceful current In this Ufa- Old year, klnrt worda and frlendnhipa yon Anddihcser we chrrl.h ever with tha best. Wt-n amid l!'"'s Rtrlvlnir ami turmoil. As we .grope on to II, .d the llsllt and real. Old year, wa would not shun, but brave the Yet. ''tho' it wound our tired and weary iv de'oia' you now a memory of toe paat While we, with brlshiest smiles, the New Year preet. JUXii Jl'MILLEN OHDWAl 4