THE MORNING OREGONIAN. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16, 19Q8. fa &t$oman FOBTUINDt OREGON. Entered at Portland. Orfion. Postoffica Secund-Clsa Matter. . iubcrlplloa Kates Iarariably in Advance, (By Kail.) fally. Funday Included, one year. . !2 Dallv. Sunday Included, ail month..... ;g Dally. Sunday Included, three monJU.. - r? Dallv. Sunday included, one montn, UaHv. without Sunday, one year. " liaily. without Sunday, all raonthl..... l.aliv. without Sunday, three months.. .1 Daily, without Sunday, one montu j j() Weekly, one year 3 M Sunday, one year u Sunday and -Weekly, one year iBy Carrier Is!!v Pundsy Included, one Daily. Sunday Included, one month .. - ' dress in full. Including county and ,.,. Kate 10 to 14 page". 1 nt: 1 to "Tifin reTts.- SO to 44 pages. 3 cent.: l -.oP5 page" 4 -cent.. Foreign post... double ratra. fik. taste m Bo.ine-. Office The S. C. wlITspeclal A-n.-y-New Torlt' r0",!- 60 Tribune buUolng Chicago, room. -lO-il-Tri'mnc building. - PORTLAND. rKlBAT, OCTOBER IS. HQS- MONEY, POLITICS AU BUSINESS. The bank of the country hold an extraordinary amount of money. There are overflowing reserves and dull or very moderate trade. It is a "waiting" season. Latest report on condition of the banks ot Philadelphia shows that never before was there such a glut of money in them. It is the same in most cities. People ere "holding off till after the election." This circumstance reduces for the present opportunities of considerable classes of -wage-workers, especially those in and about the cities. Yet the general thrift and prosperity of the country are extraordinary. Sta tistical reports show that from 1903 to 1908 the value of livestock on the farms of the United States increased from $5,917,000,000 to $7,411,000,000; gold production Increased from $ i 4, 000 000 to $90,000,000: coal produc tion increased from $3U,000.000 to $40 000.000; savings bank accounts increased from $2,815,000,000 to $3, 495 000.000: bank deposits of ail kinds increased from $9,553,000,000 to $13. 000 000 000: exports of manufactures Increased from $468,000,000 to $740. 000.000 and imports of raw materials used in manufactures increased from $330,000,000 to $447,000,000. Figures like these do not support Mr. Bryan's lajnentation of loss of thrift or loss of prosperity. Howe ever. it is certain, from congestion of money in the banks, and from the gen eral inclination to "wait.' that wage workers here and there must lack employment, and that speculative movement in real estate and in new undertakings must be slack and slow. This accords, moreover, with the facts that fall within every one's observa tion. All this will partly right itself after the election soon or late, according to circumstances. Few expected this hesitation, as a consequence of the Po litical situation this year. But it has come: it exists, and it is Impossible not to tnke note of It. But the great agricultural classes, the producers from the soil, the grow ers of crops and cattle, never were so prosperous as now. It is complained in all the towns and cities that prices of staple fooil products are high. But who makes the exactions? .Who gets the money? The farmer doesn't think it out of the way to get the best prices he can for his wheat, potatoes, eggs, meats, poultry and apples; and he's a working man too. But workers in the city can't get cheap f.wd stuffs with out oppression of the workers in the c untry: and the farmer paying the wages he must pay for his help, usually has little, often nothing, left. The whole question is an economic one. and can only be mixed up with politics when a situation arises which causes men to hait their Investments and to entertain apprehensions for the future. A year ago there was a money panic, resulting from tho action of a class of speculators and plungers. It lasted only a short time. Now there is a glut of money in the banks and little disposition to use It. For this a single cause Is assigned, ever-where. SMiNS OF THE TIMES. The steerage quarters of the incom ing liners show an Increasing number of immigrants, and it Is no longer an uncommon incident for one of tho great Atlantic Ocean ferries to bring In more than 1000 steerage passen gers. Two theories are advanced for the back flow of this immigration, which was going away from us in such large numbers about a year ago. Tho theory generally offered Is that the news of returning prosperity has spread to Europe, and that many of those who tied at the first breath of hard times last year are coming back to make another fortune, and are in cidentally bringing some of their relatives with them. Tho other rea son given for this rising tide of im migration Is that the move to escape hard times in this country by fleeing to Europe was a leap from the frying pan ihto the fire. The Old World lost some of its charm while the aliens were over here picking up easy money, and. when they returned to the land o their birth. It was much too slow after the lively pace at which they had been moving In the land of the free. Not only was there no oppor tunity to add to the hoards that were taken back from America, but tho difference in the cost of living was not as great as it was expected to be, especially when the comparison was drawn between the same kind of liv ing i the two countries. But there is no doubt that returning prosperity is drawing many of both old ai.d new workers to our shores. Good -etvs travels fast in thes. dny. of electric ity, and the demand for labor Is pick ing up all the way from the Atlantic to the Pacific. Among other unmistakable signs of this improvement In the dem ind for labor, is the sudden falling off in the number of applications for enlist ment in the Army and Nary. Last Winter, when the great Industrial en terprises of the country were dis charging men by the thousands, both the Army and the Navy recruiting of fices had plenty of good material from which to make selections. The aver age American citizen looks upon service in either of these branches of our Government as a last resort, and it is only when other employment is unobtainable that the applicants for Any and Navy enlistment are at all numerous. There was a decidedly large number of men offering for these positions last Winter, but with in the past two months there has been a growing scarcity, and. if the change continues. It will be but a shor' time until we shall hear the old complaint of an insufficient num ber of recruits to fill the demand. This scarcity- of material for sol diers and sailors, while in a manner unpleasant and expensive for Uncle Sam. will not awaken any regret, however, for ft signifies that there is a steadily Increasing demand for re cruits in our grreat industrial army and the latter Is in many respects preferable to the former. THE PACIFIC STATES. It begins to be apparent that Brvan will not get a sinjjle electoral vote in a state of the Pacific Coast. Yet "of course there is the sagebrush pocket. Nevada, bent on mining gambles, and therefore still devoted to 16 to 1. It will take a long time vet for Nevada to escape this environ ment and arrive at a condition of rational civilization. Till then it al ways will be open, to the seductions of Bryanism. But let Ne.vada pass. It is not a Pacific Coast state. Such waters as it has flow into the. interior desert and sink there type of the aridity of Bryanism. But the Pacific Coast states) Ore gon. California. Washington, and their neighbors on the north and east, Idaho and Montana. Wyoming and Colorado, and Utah too, that tends through Inductive forces to the Pacific are awake and alive to the advantages of Pacific Ocean commerce. The live Pacific stales -want intercourse with the Pacific islands and the Orient. They want a Pacific American Navy. They want an American policy that will include the Pacific as well as the Atlantic. Taft is the man for it; end there fore Taft will get every eJectoral vote of the Pacific states and of the West ern Mountain states too with the possible exception of Nevada, which may cling to Little America and 16 to 1. I?f M.ff EGXA"D. Greatly elated were the Democratic managers by the vote in Maine In September. That is. they pretended to be: but they know the state will go for Taft by an overwhelming ma jority, and Bryan now is not men tioned at ell in the state. The New York Herald's canvasser reports that the only interest in the election Is the conjecture as to Tafts majority; it may be 30,000 or more. A Democratic leader, consulted by the Herald's rep resentative said: We are all through. I have nothing to av on estimates. Our Issues ended prac tically with the state election. The correspondent makes this com ment: Mr. Bryan wa sacrificed by the Maine remocrata In the hope of winning the state election en the liquor question. Bryan and "boose." the Democrats knew. Is a combi nation that coald never net by the Fine Tree polls. Hence they abandoned Bryan absolutely. National Issues were practically unmentloned by the Democrats In the state campaign. The Herald's canvasser finds that all New England will be for Taft Mass achusetts by 65.000. Connecticut by ic nnn nd New Hampshire by 12.000 or' more. In Vermont and Rhode Island there will be no effort for Bryan. tin TIME FOR PETTY POUTICS. Public utility and public improve ment propositions now pending and pressing before and upon the citizens r nwi.nH a r a nf wide scope and large proportions. Their adjustment on terms that will do Justice to con tractors and taxpayers alike calls, not for the play of petty politic, but for a wise, well considered public policy. The occasion is not one for wreaking rito nnnn nolitlcal opponent. nor for the dogged display of power through the medium of arDitrary votes in nio fnnnril: neither 1-3 it one that should find expression in person alities i,r the wonting out ot p jmica.. feuds. We have bridges to ouuti; win rim. rinc nnrl manner of their con struction are matters of moment. The city water service must soon be ovtonrleri and Increased: political chi canery cannot be relied upon for the work. City streets must oe paveu are being paved leagues of them, and those who pay for the work are well entitled to the protection neces sary to keep them from being ftet.ced by paving companies; fire protection at various points is necessary and hydrants fcr this purpose nnoiua dc promptly installed, "in of all this and much more that Is of vital importance to the tax payers and to the municipality, uie nnnlle would like to see is anxious to see members ot the Common Coun cil and the Mayor quit sparring ror advantage. so to speak, eschew personalities and give careful consid eration to the matters in nana, mina ful of the fact that Portland is no longer a village, but a large and rap Idly growing city, in the wide-awake, modern acceptance of tltnt term. MR. ZKI.L IX SEARCH OF A WIFE. How often it is that the blessings which we vainly rove the sandy desert and the sounding sea to find lie unob served at our very feet. Thus It was with Fred Zell. of Madras. Mr. Zell Is not the author of the more or less famous cyclopedia which bears his name. He is a rugged farmer who lures golden wealth from the fertile soil of Crook County. Like Adam In Paradise, however, he discovered once upon a time that it is not good to be alone, and cast about to find him a wife. But he committed an error at the outset of his amorous search. Instead of perusing the blooming faces and pondering the enchanting forms of the girls of Oregon, he turned his quest to Nebraska, a land which is known far and wide for its race of virtuous but homely women. Incredible as the tale may sound, Mr. Zell offered the Omaha postmaster $20 if he would induce one of these moderately attractive damsels to come to Oregon and share the luxuries of his farm, while all around him thou sands of beautiful maidens were pin ing for husbands that is, for desira ble husbands. Fortunately for Mr. Zell the Omaha postmaster entreated his request harshly. Not only did this haughty official revile the young man for his matrimonial zeal, but he gave his let ter to the newspapers, and made him the laughing stock of the Nation. Such was the reward of virtue. But it was all for Mr. Zell's good, as he now acknowledges. "Blessed are ye when men shall persecute you," is now his favorite text, for the mal treatment he received from the Omaha postmaster turned his wander ing heart homeward. He set himself to observe carefully the treasures of beauty he had been despising, and finally, after prolonged Journeyings up and down the state from The Dalles to Klamath and from Ontario to New port, he found the star of his hope and the light of his life In Harrisburg. The girl whom Mr. Zell is to marry i. ..u tn ha the nrertiest in Oregon, n Viorfpr rioerves her than he. after all his persevering efforts? In these days when most men are trying o-ot riil nf their wives. Mr. Zell has gone through fire and water to find one. He deserves a statue in tne market-place and a crown of wild olive. WIIAT DID THE IAWTERS MEAN? There are a half-dozen prominent lawyers in Oregon who must feel a little embarrassment over the threat ened Jail delivery as a consequence of a constitutional amendment which the people adopted upon the advice of the lawyers. The amendment provides that no person shall be charged In the Circuit Court with any criminal act, except upon indictment found by a grand jury. At the time this amend ment was adopted there were pend ing for trial a number of cases against men who had been charged with crime by the District Attorney. The amendment did not make provision for cases which had already been commenced, and now the defendants contend that they cannot be prose cuted for the reason that the law under which they were Indicted has become void. Quite likely the lawyers who drafted the amendment will say that their meaning was clear that they did not Intend to Interfere with cases already started. And undoubtedly they didn't intend to leave a loop-hole for criminals to escape, but some attor neys contend that they did leave a loop-hole and it will - require a Su preme Court decision to determine the question. It is surely a sad state of affairs when it takes a Supreme Court de cision to determine what six or eight lawyers meant when they drafted a constitutional amendment. Even then It might not be learned, if there were a court of appeals to which to take a decision of the Supreme Court. KEEPING OCT THE JAPANESE. Mr. Tumano, resident Consul of Japan, makes the gratifying state ment, backed by statistics, that there has been a marked decrease in the number of Japanese Immigrants of the laboring class to tire United States during the last half year. Not only is this fact clearly shown, but the number of Japanese returning from this country to Japan since last April has been' twice as large asthe number of incoming Japanese. This statement is Interesting, first as showing that the government of Japan has use for its subjects at home; and second as allaying the alarm of timid people through whose dreams a phantom labeled "yellow peril" has stalked for several years past. In the words of Consul Tu mano, "'It Is clear from this statement that the uneasiness regarding the Japanese immigration question Is more imaginary than real." The truth is that Americans, na tive and naturalized, can have the labor field In the United States to themselves if they will but take pos session of it with earnest, tranquil, purposeful determination. The work has got to be done, either by them selves or others. If not by them selves, they will be to blame. MB. BRYAN'S PAST. Of campaign literature the greater part by far is trash. Few read it and those who do get little profit from it. It abounds in false statements, malig nant Inferences and reasoning which would disgust an intelligent child of six years. One cannot help speculating whether the money which Is spent on campaign literature does not as a rule injure the cause which it Is supposed to aid. Does not the bored reader often ask himself, "What shall I think of a party whose leaders thus misrep resent facts and seek to pervert my mind by such idiotic logic?" To pretty nearly the whole of a pam phlet on Mr. Bryan's political past by Charles O. Whedon, of Chicago, the above strictures unreservedly apply. We seriously doubt whether anybody will ever have the patience to read the pamphlet, ' it Is so insufferably dull; but If any person should read it he will be likely to finish with a bias for the man whom It misrepresents. Mr. Whedon has badly mistaken the proper method of gaining political converts, his appeal being made to Ignorance and the direst prejudice, whereas the average voter of our day is neither ignorant nor greatly given over to prejudged conclusions. What he desires above all things is candid statements and fair reasoning. But there Is one part of Mr. Whe don's pamphlet which Is amusing in spite of its dullness. It is the section which gives an account of Mr. Bryan's ancient loyalty to the cause of free silver. Inasmuch as he has deserted this cause for which at one time he professed himself ready to die at the stake, these professions shine with an entertaining light. We know what Mr. Bryan now thinks of free silver. He declared at Denver that it was a dead Issue, a matter which could no longer interest an Intelligent voter, a ghost, a relic, a phantasm. Gladly would the peerless orator for get that he was ever its vowed knight. Fain would he have everybody .else forget it. But the Inexorable past dogs his footsteps. The specter of his past will not down. In the glorious days of the pristine blossom of Mr. Bryan's fame, when he probably set more store by his oratorical gifts than he does now, he Imagined the cause of liberty and progress to be Inextri cably entwined with the coinags of silver money. " Just why that queer fancy should have beset him It is hard to decide. Why did he think silver money so much preferable to money made out of tin or copper, or cowry shells? Heaven alone knows, but the fact Is Indisputable that he erected free silver into a fetich and dedicated to it his heart, his soul and his tongue. Very likely he deemed the last of these offerings 'the most valuable. "I believe that the gold standard is a conspiracy against the human race," he said in 1896 in his speech of ac ceptance. In the course of the cam paign he said at Newark: "The gold standard makes the rich richer and the poor poorer; it decreases the num ber of those who are happy and In creases the number of those who are In distress'.'; and some time afterward he said at Minneapolis: "While the gold standard is a good thing for the few. It. is a bad thing for the great majority of the American people." Today Mr. Bryan accepts the gold standard which he so bitterly de nounced eight or ten years ago. This change of opinion on his part does not necessarily involve either Intellectual weakness or moral depravity. Most public men change their minds on public questions before they fnish their careers. Gladstone completely reversed himself between his youth and his old age. When he was young Maeaulay described him as the "rising hope of the stern and unbending Tories." When he was old there was n nn whom the Tories so feared and t,ttri Mr Brvan's excuses for nis change of mind on the silver ques tion Is that new gold discoveries have augmented the currency. Just as free coinage of silver would, ana-inus me desired effect has been obtained- In a different iway. This sounds plausible to some minds. It accounts for Devon's altered nutnlon. perhaps, ana le It waeA the on lv alteration he had suffered, nobody would make much ado over it. The trouble is tnat n Is one among many flops, all of whicn noort eirnlanatlon. so that Mr. Bryan's time is mostly consumed in telling people why he has aDanaonea so many old views and welcomed so many new ones. But that Is not the worst of It. Mr. Bryan's adventures with free silver betray a fundamental defect in his mind which unfits him for high ad ministrative office. Ten years ago he vowed eternal loyalty to a cause which bv its verv nature was evanes cent. He could not then and he can not now distinguish between funda mental issues and transient questions of expediency. He is Just as liable now as he was then to devote himself for all eternity to some cause which has but a day to live and utterly ig nore those basic Issues whose decision Involves the destinies of civilization. The discovery of a new gold mine reduced his heroics upon free silver to rubbish. How long will It be before some equally trivial event makes rub bish of his trust theories, injunction promises and writhings over campaign contributions? What great, funda mental problem has Mr. Bryan taken up and persistently discussed In this campaign? Does he even know that there are such problems Andrew Furuseth, of San Fran cisco, "labor organizer of the Pacific Coast," who spoke at Portland rn Wednesday night for Bryan, has been for many years the chief disturber of the shipping business of Pacific ports, and has done more than all others to paralyze it. His specialty has been the sailors' union, over which for a long time he had such control as to make it practlcallyvlmpossible for ves sels to do business. Sailors lost im mensely more in wages than he ever gained for them. But Furuseth did well for himself. It is the gen eral history of work of this kind. The New York Herald's report (Sunday last) says that the state (New York) will be won by the great silent vote. Bryan must get it, or he cannot win. All tests are in favor of Taft, with persistent betting In his favor by 3 to 1, 3 to 1, and even 4 to 1. These odds may, however, "represent the gambler's chance." "On the surface," the report says, "Bryan apparently will be beaten." But there Is uncertainty as to the de termination of large classes of voters In the great centers of population. There always is. F. J. Parker, an old Democratic newspaper man, known all over the Coast, now a resident of Portland, de clares for Taft, and will vote for him. He 'says Bryan Is a disturber of the regular and orderly movement of in dustry, business and ' prosperity; and wherever he goes he finds men saying, "Wait till we see whether Bryan is defeated or not. Then we'll talk about it." In Parker's opinion they who wish to see development of the country, yet are supporters of Bryan, stand very much in their own light. A noticeable condition that has fol lowed the late rain, is the improve ment in the general health of our people. Oregonians are never at their best in a too long dry spelt of weather, nor yet when the mercury falls below the freezing point. But give them, in its proper season, the warm, soft rain, breaking occasionally into a heavy shower and they are - healthy and happy. One who has lived In Oregon fifty years and more says he never before saw Portland paralyzed by a rain storm. The "old settler" wasn't. Be sides this rain storm Is not extraordi nary. A steady sunshine of six months had caused a lot of people to forget. The streets will not be deserted in consequence of a trifling rain, from this on. Governor Chamberlain's pet argu ment, that the lawmaking body and the executive should belong to oppos ing political parties, may have con vinced him that the Presidency and the United States Senate should not be Democratic both at the same time. At any rate, the Governor declines to take the stump for Bryan. Henry Standing Bear, the former Carlisle halfback, accused by his white wife of bigamy, is the victim of edu cation. If he had remained a blanket Indian, his Sioux wife and three papooses, multiplied to the full extent of his band of ponies, would have been the least of his troubles. In the one year since the break-up of the Ross bank, the idea has seized many" persons that the Government should stand the losses. They have forgotten the 'punishments for Jug gling the school fund and for receiv ing deposits In an Insolvent bank. Now that District Attorney Cam eron is relieved of the necessity of prosecuting a person who buys a cigar or candy or a shoe shine on Sunday, he will have more time to prosecute Bankers Ross, Aitchison and Burk hart. With Oie other National contests over and Detroit still on the map, the United States may now center its emo tional energy on the November strug gle. Football can wait. In the interests of peace and good government, why can't our quarreling Councilmen compromise on an ordin ance prohibiting "ladies" from enter ing saloons? Oregon should be thankful that vital questions other than politics pre sent themselves for discussion. The apple season is on full blast. The old aphorism, "Them as has gits," is once more illustrated by the fact that campaign torchlight proces sions must use Standard oil. It Is said that conditions of life are so bad in Russia that the masses of the people rather welcome cholera as an easy way out. If you growl at the weather, re member the rain stayed away a long time Just to please you. With the rainy season comes the nuisance that cannot be abated the sidewalk bicyclist. The 223th Anniversary of the FouudlBa; of Philadelphia. On Monday, October 5. the people of Philadelphia began the celebration of the 225th anniversary of the founding of their city. The celebration was for a week a continuous performance. Historically the city bears a close relation to the growth and greatness of the United States. There the Colonial Convention adopted the Decla ration of Independence, which marked the birth of the republic, which has grown in 132 years to be the great est nation on the globe. There also, the convention called to frame a con stitution for the new Nation met on May 17, 1787, and on September 17 adopted the Constitution, which, with Subsequent amendments, is now the highest law of the land. The Congress of the United States, which had been v.oii .nmiallr for five years previous in the City of New York, was moved to Philadelphia in 1800, and remained there until the National Capital was moved to Washington in 1808. I Trr.r ma.nv vears Philadelphia was me r,,i eltv in noDUlatlon in the Union, New York being the first, but within a few decades past Chicago, rapiQiy out-c-rnwinz ail others, became the second, and left Philadelphia third. For the last half century Philadelphia nas Deen a quiet city by comparison with others, its people being devoted to manufac tures, in which it has led all others in the country. The Inquirer newspaper of Philadel phia, sounding the praises of the city, declares that it is a city of homes, having more than 300,000 separate dwellings owned by Its people, and chiefly by their occupants, and it con tinues: "For the real American city you must tn Thiia1rlnhia. Anarchy never can gain a foothold here. It is the am bition of everyone to own nie uu home, and when a man becomes a property-holder his first idea Is to protect that property. It is his. He wants It. He is going to keep it. And the fact that he owns his little home makes him a good American citizen. He isn't constantly ag-Uatlng. He isn't running after strange gods." He does his work and is steadily prosperous, doesn't take to socialistic and Brvanesque theories: and the city will throw, for maintalnance of Its present prosperity not less than 100.500 majority. Setting forth how the Phlla delphian earns his living the Inquirer says: "He makes 28.000,000 yards of woolen goods In the course of a year; 12,000, 000 dozen of hose and half hose; 34, 000,003 yards of worsted goods; 4,800, 000 hats; 45,000.000 yards of carpet; 2.000.00.1 suits of underwear; 180,000, 000 yards of cotton piece goods. "These are' only examples of what the Philadelphian does. He manufac tures the best clothing and the best shoes in the United States: builds be tween 2500 and 3000 locomotives In the course of the year; constructs battle ships and cruisers. Why. there is nothing thai he does not manufacture, and on such a tremendous scale does he do things that he produces one twentieth of all of the manufactured products of the country." . These figures give some idea of what it is to be a manufacturing city, for Philadelphia, with nearly or quite 2.000.00D inhabitants, cuts a small fig ure In furnishing sensational news to the balance of the country. It shows that this vast population is kept em ployed and earning fair wages at many and varied productive Industries, most of the workpeople living In their own homes and not in overcrowded tene ment houses, or in unwholesome cellars and vermin-infested garrets. There Is room for a city of many more millions, with work for all, and it Is going to be one of the world's greatest hives of human Industry. Plainly, it is good for the people who inhabit and create manufacturing cities If they can make them like Philadelphia. To Sell Ills Head for 910,000. Amherst (Mara.) Dispatch to Philadel phia Inquirer. Professor John Mason Tyler Stone, professor of biology at Amherst Col lege and son of America's greatest Greek scholar, Is reported to have made an extraordinary compact with scien tists of wealth, whereby he has sold his head after death for $10,000. At the college here the report was circulated, and Professor Tyler was asked for its verification. He declined to make a direct statement, but said that during his student days at Leip zig he believes he made some such agreement. It is because he is reputed to have the best-shaped head in America, with a most extraordinary brain develop ment, that the question becomes of in terest to science. All the experts In America are familiar with Professor Tyler's head, and it Is common knowl edge that they regard It of great value to the scientific world. Heavy Odd la New York on Taft. New York Times, Oct. 10.' What little election 'betting on the Presidential fight is heard of still varies from 2 to 1 to 3 to 1 on Taft. Despite the report from Washington yesterday that $10,000 had been bet on Taft to 2 to 1, an offer of $3000 to $1000 on Taft was made on Wall street yesterday with no takers. Sympathetic. Philadelphia Inquirer. TounR wife (rather nervously) Oh. cook, I must really speak to you. Your master Is always complalnlnir. One day it Is the soup, the second day it is the fish, the third day It Is the Joint In fact. It is al ways something- or other. Cook (with feellne:) iWell, mum. I'm sorry for you. It must be quite hawful to live with a gentleman of that sort. The Timid Office. , "Washington Star. "Tne office should seek the man," re marked the idealist. "Perhaps." answered Senator Sorjrhum; "hut an office doesn't get much encourage ment In prowling around seeking anybody. In fact, it has to roost high to keep from being grabbed off the perch." Zlon" Dewle'i Estate .$S4,000,000 Shy. Chicago Dispatch. The estate of John Alexander Dowle, the once-famous prophet or lon City, 111., owes $4,000,000. , THE NEMESIS. TfamAH J. Montague. Bryan had a little Past he thought had Deen luib1". But everywhere he wandered It was John nl. on the Knot. When he cried, "I'm conservative! Tm strong tor nonest meni His Past rose up and wildly yelled. Rah! Rah! bixieen to one. When he said. "Labor ought to have a fair and honest chance." -The Past" bawled. "Yes. but Wtorklngmen are public mendicants!" When he said. "Down with Trusts that would the populace despoil!" His Past observed. "Save Haskell and his friend, the Standard Oil!" When Bryan yodled. "Railroads are a thing that men mourn buiu. Hla Past remarked unfeelingly. "They're mighty good to Kern!" When he said. "I have never sought my private purse to nu: Hla Past exclaimed. "Except, of course, from Mr. Bennett's will!" "I stand upon my record." often Bryan would declare. And then hla Past would whisper. "Boys. there ain't no record there!" He dodred about and in and out. and when men saw him last. He still was vainly seeking to eecape from Utile Past. New York American. Offers to Bet Bb Momey Ohio Will Give 50,000 to Taft. Cincinnati Enquirer, October 10. George B. Cox said yesterday that Taft will carry Ohio, New York and Indiana, thus disposing of the three states that Chairman Hitchcock regards as doubtful and in which the chairman has concen trated the efforts of Mr. Taft for the re mainder of the campaign. "Ohio," said Mr. Cox, "will, give 125.000 for Taft and T5.0O0 for Harris for Gover nor. Hamilton County will give Mr. Taft 15.000 plurality, but It is likely that Gov ernor Harris will lose It. on account of the liquor question. "New York will give a good plurality for Taft, but I think that Hughes will run way behind the ticket and will be de feated unless Taft's plurality is sufficient ly big to pull the Governor through. There is no question that there is Intense feel ing against Hughes in the cities, and he must rely on the country to pull him through.. "Now, It is not tne popularity ui juubj Taft that will carry these states. It is the fear of Bryan. Had Gray or Johnson been nominated by the Democrats, either would have carriea ivew ium u vmv. inntpd. the DeoDle will choose the smaller of the two evils." Mr. Cox was asked II ne oeiievea mat the fear of Bryanism was still a tangible quantity, as in 1SS6 and 1900. "It is growing every day," said the boss. "And the thing that has made it strong i t n famcnt thAt he WOUld not take a second term. You can get to a man who wants -to succeru imuwcu. uu. you can t get any line on what a man like Bryan a one-man President for one term will do. "I have no doubt in the world. Mr. Ann,tnA that -Tndfl- Taft will car ry Indiana. The calling of the extra ses sion Ot the legisiaiure aim m of the local-option law has united all the church and temperance people, and has eliminated the temperance question from the campaign. I know that Governor Hanly was denounced by his own party as a fool for having done this thing, but I regard it as a stroke of genius, and the election will prove it, I am sure. What will happen to the state ticket I don't know, as I understand they have other local troubles in the state that I am not familiar with. "But It is a cinch that New York will go Republican for the National ticket Hughes may be beaten, but his nomina tion was a good piece of pollticls. It solidified the up-state Republicans that might have split on the National ticket If Hughes had been turned down. r-,v.t ...ill wwf T?Ar,i,hlinn with the fttr- lMllu n in e," --Tt ures I said before. - I will take all the two-to-one money tney want io oner on these figures, and all the even money they can get together on 60,000 for Taft." PROTECTION FROM FOREST FIRES Reform In Present Laws ecesary If Timber la Not to Be Destroyed. DRAIN. Or.. Oct. 7. (To the Editor.) As I have been a reader of The Ore- gonian for several years, and read so much about forest fires, l nave con eluded to give my views to the public once more through the columns of your DaDer. In the first nlace. there have been the most destructive fires to timber and human life during the past, Summer that I have any knowledge of, and so long as the same policy is followed up, it will be no better and very likely a great deal worse in the future. Most people know what the law is in regard to forestry, and there are some of us who know that the laws are rad ically wrong, and if there are not some different laws put on our statute books and a different policy adopted there will be no end to the destruction of forests and human life within the next 10 or 15 vears. Now. I know something of the condi tion of the forests of Oregon, as well as other states. Instead of putting men In the timber to keep the fire out. put more men in the timber early in the Summer, just as soon as tne tnicK est of the brush will burn, and before the fire will run, and burn out the thick patches first and later In the 6ea son burn the thinner places, and by this means the underbrush can be kept out and very little damage would be done to any kind of timber. By this means. In a very few years the danger of fires would be very much less. When It becomes necessary for persons to cut timber, they should be compelled to burn up after their work at least once eacn year, under penalty. But If the same conditions prevail for the next 10 or 15 years that have prevailed for the last few years, and the fire Is kept out of the brush and the dead ferns and brush and other trash is allowed to accumulate, it will only be a few years till there will be such a mass of dry brush and leaves that the time will come when the fire will get a start and the breeze will be right and then the inhabitants of our great country will begin to realize their condition. But If our lawmakers will take this matter up and the Government will see that their part of the work is done, as above mentioned, there Is no doubt in my mind but what there will be a great deal more protection to life and proper ty than under the preBent system. M. R. RYAN. BIG DEMOCRAT BOLTS BRYAJT Congressman From Xeiv Jersey Goea on Stump for Taft. From Circular of Republican National Committee. Eugene Walter Leake, Democratic Rep resentative in Congress from New Jersey, called at Republican National Committee headquarters today to offer his services on the stump for William H. Taft. Though he has been a stanch Democrat all his life, he is bitterly opposed to William Jennings Bryan and because he believes that the election of Bryan to the Presidency would mean the greatest calamity to the country since the Civil War, he Is ready to exert himself to the utmost to aid the election ol judge rait. In speaking about the National cam paign today. Representative .LaKe assert ed with emphasis that Bryan had In grafted upon the Democratic party the principles of Populism and Socialism, and virtually had wrecked the party. He called Mr. Bryan a fanatic, a cratty seeK er after votes, and finally "a political brainstorm." Despite the picturesque terms which he applied to Bryan, Rep resentative Leake discussed logically and clearly his reasons for bolting the Democratic party. . The keynote to his talk was patriotism, and he pointed out that regard for the Nation's Interest was higher than mere party loyalty, The young Congressman, who was elected by a large majority from a Jer sey City district, has been a keen stu dent of politics and government all his life. On the stump he has voiced his principles with telling force, being an orator of ability, and has a manner that wins friends for him everywhere. He will speak at Republican rallies throughout the Eastern States during this month. Eggs Hatched la a Slck-Ded. Cincinnati (O.) Dispatch. Mrs Samuel Wilcox, of Triumph, O., believing that eggs placed in the bed of a typhoid fever patient would cure the disease, tried the plan on her hus band, with the result that the eggs were hatched, tjut her husband did not Improve. Dwarf Camel, Sise of Goat. lummlA IWvo.l Disnatch. T7iAAne ti TT T.nnmi of ATnhernt College, says he has discovered a dwarf camel, the size or a goat, near jusk Wyo. Fault la the Normal School System Poleted Out i Remedies Suggested. Recent discussion of the normal school problem has brought out several important assertions, which, because they come from authoritative sources, may be accepted as true and which may form the basis for a few suggestions as to remedies for existing conditions. Here are some of the facts set forth by those who believe that the people should more liberally support the nor mal school system: Only ten per cent of the teachers in the public schools are normal grad- yates. Over half the teachers in the public schools have had no preparation for their work except what they received as pupils in the eight grades of the common schools. The average annual salaary of teach ers is about $300. ' The average length of service of a teacher is about three years. The real problem is to change our normal school system so that as large a proportion of the teachers as pos sible will secure special training for their work before they begin teaching. In other words, it is desired that these young men and women who now enter the public schools as teachers with no other preparation than that secured as pupils in the common schools, shall be Induced to pursue special courses for teachers after they have completed the eighth grade. The demand in Oregon la not only for more teachers but for teachers who are better qualmed tor their work. Before considering remedies a few words of historical review may be profitable. Ten years ago, and even within a shorter time, the laws of this state permitted each of the four nor mal schools to manage its own affairs and to graduate students after they had completed a three-year course and passed an examination satisfactory to the members of the several iacumcs. which students were given upon grad uation a diploma that authorized them to teach in the public schools without further examination. The paper thus obtained was a life diploma. Much fault was found with this sys tem because the normal schools turned out many teachers who were incompe tent but who, nevertheless, held life diplomas. At that time the normals had no training departments such as have been established since. As a remedy against the practice then ex isting the laws were changed from time to time and the work of the nor mals was altered until now we have what is practically a five-year normal course at the completion of which the student may receive a diploma which stands as the equivalent of 30 months teaching experience. A normal grad uate having such a diploma has no au thority to teach, but by taking the re quired state examination may secure a state certificate in. the usual form, the normal diploma merely taking the place of the required experience. Attendance at the normals has steadily decreased and, under present regulations, is like ly" to continue to decrease. It seems very probable that the man agers of the normal school pystem have been dicouraglng these eighth-grade teachers from pursuing a normal course which would better fit them for work in the public schools. When a boy or girl completes the common school course under present regulations there are two ways in which the teaching profession may be entered:' first by taking the countv examination for a third-grade certificate; second, by taking a five year normal course, securing the nor mal diploma and then taking the state examination for a state certificate. Let any person imagine himself In the po sition of the graduate from the eighth grade and ask himself what he would do if he wanted to become a teacher. Few would begin that five-year course. Nearly all would seek to begin teaching at once, thereby gaining through ex perience, while drawing a salary, the practical knowledge of pedagogy that the five-vear course is designed to im part A five-year course that does not terminate with a teacher s diploma has few attractions to the boy or girl who has a living to make. It may be granted that a student who has completed a five-year normal course Is better prepared to teach than is one who has completed only a three-year course.- But the real problem is not to secure the best possible teachers. The problem is to Induce these BO per cent of all our teachers, who go Into the public schools after completing the eighth grade, to take some special training for their work. Instead of providing a normal course which wilt meet the needs of these Inexperienced and untrained teachers the managers of the normal school system have lifted the normal school beyond the reach of these voung people and removed the strongest Inducements to the pur suit of a normal school course. Instead of depriving the normal schools of the power to grant a diplo ma which .would be an authority to teach, the laws and regulations should have been changed so that the exami nations for graduation would be reas onably strict and then the diploma should have been changed from a life diploma to a short term diploma which would become a life diploma if the holder should continue in the work of teaching in the public schools. In establishing the five-year course, the normal school board has made com pletion of the ninth grade a qualifi cation for admission and has prescribed a four-year normal course on top of that. This makes the five years above the eighth grade. The ninth grade work is purely high school work with no pedagogical training. Many of the young people who complete the eighth grade have no ninth grade within their reach. After the present year they cannot enter the normal without com pleting the ninth grade. This in itself encourages eighth grade graduates to begin teaching without special train ing for their work. Moreover, the first year of the normal course con tains only two recitations a week In pedagogy and prescribes no Practice teaching whatever. Thus It will be seen that even If an eighth-grade grad uate should pursue the ninth grade and then enter, a normal. It would be two years before any practical train ing for teaching would be secured. There Is no Inducement for a boy or girl to- take even a short course in a normal. These observations suggest the fol lowing changes: Let the normal schools admit graduates from tne eighth grade; let the three-year normal courses be restored: let the first and every year of the course have a peda gogical training as its strongest feature- let the completion of the course result in a diploma which constitutes an authority to teacn ior icwu thr iree years, wnicn aipioma win j j iAeinitAiv if the holder con- te iUUCll -- lot an additional tWO- tl year course be provided for those who can and will pursue it tn umoi to prepare themselves for work as tcftohr8e These suggestions will probably call from the normal school people the cry that it is proposed to lower educational standards by changing a five-year course to a three-year course. But this will be a raising of educational standards if it induces young people to take a normal course instead of be ginning work as teachers without any preparation except completion of the eighth grade. , And that is the desired result.