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Eastern Boines Office The S. C. Beck witii Special ApeDcy New York, rooma 43 60 Tribune building. Chicago, rooma HO-bVi Tribune building. PORTLAND, MONDAY, AUG. t. 1908. OREGON'S RAILROAD OCTLOOK. Laying aside, for the time being, all consideration of the reasons why Mr. Harrlman has not built railroads In Oregon In the past, one cannot but feel encouraged over the outlook for extensive railroad construction in the Immediate future. Mr. Harrlman has not only made definite promises, but there are abundant reasons to believe, aside from his promises, that new roads will be constructed. In the first place, the roads will pay; second, Mr. Harriman has plenty of money with which to build them; third, if Mr. Harriman does not build them Mr. Hill will. Mr. Harriman wants the business, he does not have to build the roads with his own money, and he knows that he must move rapidly to get ahead of Hill. His own agents have been telling him for years that the roads would pay, he has collected from the people of Oregon net reve nues enough to build several roads, he has seen enough of the Hill method to know that he cannot safely delay longer. The question of funds is, of course, one of primary importance. All who have read the Interview in which Mr. Harrlman complained that railroad companies could not extend their lines without raising more revenue were misled by the implied assertion that the' money was not available. But Railroad Commissioner West has ex posed tje error of this conclusion. In his address upon the subject of Harri man and railroads he shows that, af ter paying' all operating expenses. In terest on bonds, taxes and 4 per cent dividend on stock, the net profits of the Oregon Railroad & Navigation Company for one year alone are suffi cient to build a railroad across the State of Oregon from east to west. A 4 per cent dividend alone is not a bad profit, but over and above that the O. R. & N. has earned an Immense sur plus which should never have been ex acted from the shippers and consum ers of Oregon. It Is fair to say, there fore, that Harriman need not spend money out of his own pocket in build ing new roads, for he has enough money furnished by the people of Ore gon to build all the projected lines. Having the money, which was so easily earned. Mr. Harriman might well be expected to invest it in new roads, especially in a state which has proved to be such a profit-giver In the past. Moreover, every line proposed promises well as a money-earner. The road from Natron to Klamath Falls would be a profitable Investment for no other reason than that It avoids the steep grades and the dangerous can yons of the climb over the Siskiyous. But that line will traverse a region that will yield traffic for almost its en tire length. It will tap an Immense timber region. It will secure consid erable traffic from the cattle and cheep industry of interior Oregon. It will reach the rich agricultural region surrounding Klamath Lake. That road will pay from the start, and its completion will mark the beginning of a period of development which will make the territory it traverses many times more productive than it is at present. , Construction of a road across the state north and south is a project which has been recognized by traffic men for years as one that commended itself to good business Judgment. The Shaniko road paid good profits from the day it was completed. A road ex tending farther' south, to the Agency Plains country, would tap a grain dis trict as rich as that traversed by the Columbia Southern. Lying a little far ther south is the Deschutes irrigation region, where reclamation works have already been constructed, and where hundreds of settlers have taken land and commenced producing crops, though out of reach of any market. When transportation has been provid ed, the irrigated farms of the Des chutes will multiply in both number and size, yielding crops that will af ford plenty of traffic for a railroad. All along the foothills of the eastern slope of the Cascades there are forests of pine which will invite the lumberman as soon as a means of marketing the lumber has been provided. Beyond what is commonly known as the Des chutes irrigation district is the site of a second Irrigation project, in the southern part of Crook County and the northern part of Klamath. Noth ing has been done with the irrigation projects In that locality, but with transportation convenient th'ere is lit tle doubt that thousands of acres of land would be made productive. It has been said that for many miles the toad will traverse a country entirely unproductive. This, however, has been said of roads projected into other sec tions of Eastern Oregon, but experi ence has shown that land considered worthless will produce profitable grain tlU iT3 " .. . ............ ....... w results will doubtless be seen In the region to be opened up by a road from the Columbia to the California line. The situation at Tillamook has been Investigated by an agent of the Harri man system, and, while his report has not been made, it is unquestionable that his recommendations will favor early extension of the Harriman lines to that wealth-producing section. Tillamook Is an already well-developed region, and yet. If trans portation facilities were good, the dairy farms, which now occupy chiefly the rich bottom lands, would soon extend back into the hills. Tillamook Is one of the richest timber belts or tne state, ana us muis win , afford a railroad an Immense "freight I business right from the start. Be cause of Its short distance from Port land, Tillamook Bay should become a popular Summer . resort, and the beach travel alone would be a consid erable source of revenue to a railroad. What has been said of the projected road to Tillamook applies as well to a road to Coos Bay, and with additional force, for the reason that the Coos Bay region Is more extensive than Til lamook. A road either to Tillamook or Coos Bay would find the traffic waiting. The practical certainty that Mr. Hill intends to reach out for all the busi ness he can get in the Oregon country encourages the belief that Mr. Harri man will extend his lines. Harriman has had the traffic in the past without going after it, because the people were compelled to patronize his lines or none.- Electric lines up through the Willamette Valley, Hill lines coming down from the north, and construction of an independent line by the people of Central Oregon, all tend to make it necessary for Harriman to abandon his former inactive policy. From any viewpoint it appears to be to Mr. Har rlman's interest to build his lines Into every section of the state not now reached. UNCERTAINTIES OF TUB UW. Protests against technicalities in the administration of the law are not directed against a reasonable adher ence to necessary rules of procedure. In order to facilitate the hearing of controversies- uon their merits there must be an orderly presentation of the issues and the evidence to support them. Courts -would waste much time getting at the merits of a case with out some observance of order, and form. The protest is made against that unreasonable insistence upon strict compliance. with uncertain rules which tend to avoid and delay rather than to promote Justice. That such rules of practice exist is evidenced by nearly every volume of court decisions ever published, and there are thou sands of them. . Justice is guaranteed to the people without price, and yet there is scarce ly a retail merchant anywhere who has sufficient education to bring an action and try a case for the collec tion of a grocery bill without employ ing a lawyer. This Is not a reflec tion upon the intelligence of mer chants, but It is a very serious indict ment of our system of legal practice. It is safe to say that there are not half a dozen merchants in all Portland who could prepare the papers and In troduce the evidence necessary to se cure judgment against a debtor who had run a month's grocery bill. If the debtor employed a lawyer to Insist upon those technical rights which the law insures him. The merchant Is therefore compelled to employ a law yer to procure him Justice. And yet we have a printed Constitution which guarantees justice without price. . Further, it the transactions in con nection with an account witha mer chant happen to be a little corriplexi it frequently bothers a lawyer to bring suit and get judgment without fall ing Into one of those fatal traps which the law-has set for him. Even if he should succeed in getting the Judg ment to which his client is entitled, he, might be compelled to go to the Su preme Court for it, for the law is so uncertain that scarcely any two law yers can agree as to what it Is. The man who seeks justice must not only hire a lawyer, but. If he desires to be reasonably certain of winning In the contest, he must hire the best law yer to be had. If his opponent should employ a more skillful attorney, the man who really has the right on his side might lose on some technicality. In playing the game of law, as in play ing the game of eucher, the result depends not only upon the hand you hold, but how you play it. The best hand sometimes loses because played with the least skill.' Probably the collection of a mer chant's account with his unscrupulous or tardy customer ' presents the most frequent occasion 'for litigation, and, In view of the length of time mer chants havfe been doing business, one might expect to find the law regarding their rights very clear and universally known.. Yet lawyers occasionally have to submit a case of this kind to a court and await the decision in order to know Just what the law is. A wholesale merchant sells goods to a retailer, sending bills thereof in the usual form, to which the retailer makes no objection. After waiting several months and making unsuccess ful efforts to get pay for the goods, the wholesaler brings an action on what lawyers call an "account stated," and demands Judgment, not only for the price of the goods, but for inter est on the amount from the time the bills were rendered. Immediately the retailer employs a lawyer, who raises the question whether the account was "stated," in view of the fact that the bills contained the qualification "er rors and omissions excepted." So the case is tried upon that question, and not upon the question whether the re tailer got the goods and ought to pay for them. If the court decides that the account was njt "stated," but was "opn," the wholesaler goes down and out of court, pays the costs, and, if he is not barred by the rule of former adjudication, must begin another ac tion to recover the money due him. A laborer on construction work falls victim to an accident which ren ders him unconscious so quickly that he does not know what struck him. After he regains consciousness and serves his time In the hospital, he in quires what happened, and upon the best information he can get brings suit against his employers for dam ages occasioned by their negligence in. providing inadequate guy wires. The evidence discloses that the negligence was of some other sort, and the in jured man goes down and out of court to await such time as he can get money enough together to bring an other action. A thief is indicted and tried, and In giving Instructions to the Jury the judge declares that the man may be found guilty if it appears from the evidence that he appropriated the property without color of right or au thority, and with intent to steal the same, but the case Is reversed because the judge did not say fn the same connection that the intent must be criminal intent. Fine distinctions distinctions so fine that the ordinary lawyer can scarce understand them often deter mine the result of a case without the real merits involved being considered. This condition of affairs is one which cannot be laid at the door of any one court or any one Judge. Certain rules ( of law have been established by long lines of precedents, and yet lawyers must take their cases to the Supreme Courts in order to ascertain just what the prevailing predecent is and whether It applies In any particular case. The question before the court is not whether justice has been done, but whether precedent has been strict ly followed In the formal proceedings. If the merchant brought his action upon an account stated when he and his lawyer were in error as to what constitutes an account stated, the complaint cannot be amended to con form to the facts, notwithstanding the litigants know what the controversy is about and justice would be promoted rather than retarded by a trial upon the merits. The technicalities against which protest is made are those that tend to avoid and postpone a hearing upon the merits instead of opening the way for an inquiry upon the real issue In volved. The average citizen has a feeling that when he goes Into court he ought to be asked, "What Is your grievance and what relief do you wish?" but instead he hears the ques tion "How did you get here?" If, as is quite likely the case, he failed to step' exactly in the footprints of prece dent, he must go back and come into court again, paying a second entrance fee and hiring a better lawyer to show him how to get properly before a court of Justice. The realization that It Is better to suffer injustice than risk the results of litigation is what makes people .dissatisfied with the system of court practice which has been built up. QUEER LOGIC. The New York World struggles manfully to get out of the hole Into which it plunged last Spring by Its headlong opposition to the nomination of Mr. Bpyan. Its war on Bryan was vehement and unceasing, for. It said, Taft would be the Republican nominee and Bryan would be beaten, as he de served to be. Now the World is nomi nally supporting Bryan on the extra ordinary ground that, "although Mr. Taft is the Republican nominee, it Is Theodore Roosevelt and Theodore Roosevelt's administration that are on trial and asking for a vote of confi dence," What, then, has the World to say of the Impudent Bryan as sumption that he, and not Taft, is the especial . exponent and particular champion of the Roosevelt policies, and that they can be most success fully and effectively carried out by Bryan's election? Continues the World: Regardless of Mr. Taft's great ability, wide experience and engaging personality, he cannot escape from his political environ ment. His party is still the party of pro tection, privilege and plutocracy. Prac tically every trust promoter In the country Is a Republican; practically every railroad president Is a Republican; practically every "ruthless malefactor" Is a Republican. Practically every trust promoter in the country is opposed to Roose velt and his policies, and was in dead ly fear of his renomination. Prac tically every railroad president was ready to support even Bryan in pref erence to Roosevelt. Practically every "ruthless malefactor" still out of jail joined in the hue and cry against the President for "no Rooseveltlsm, no mllitarisml no jingoism, no centraliza tion, no personal government, no panic." The World howls at the Republican nominee because he is another Roose velt, and at Roosevelt because he is a Republican, and at the Republican party because trust promoters, rail road presidents and "ruthless malefac tors" all enemies of Roosevelt are Republicans.' No sane person can per ceive Its logic. STOCK RUNNING AX LARGE. There is a general disposition among town people to assume that the ques tion of cattle running at large admits of no reasonable discussion, but that all the arguments are upon the side opposed to permitting stock the free dom of the highways end commons. It is easy for townspeople to say that every man should provide his own pasture and keep his stock off the roads. This would be true if only the rights of the individual owner of stock were to be considered. No man has a right to impose upon the public by using the highways as a pasture. But It is not to be assumed that running stock on the highways Is an imposition upon the public On the contrary, such a practice has its benefits to the public as well as to the owner of the stock, especially in the region between the Coast and Cascade ranges. The arguments upon this quesifion, so it Is reported, will be heard in the politi cal campaign in Washington County this Fall, and there is a likelihood that the stock question will receive more attention than the selection of a Pres ident. Back in- the foothills, where a large portion of the land Is unfenced, and where there Is a large amount of free range, the question of stock running at large Is always decided in favor of the stockowner, because the interest of a majority of the voters so directs. In the more thickly settled regions opinion Is more evenly divided, be cause a large 'portion of the people keep no stock that they desire to turn loose upon the highways. Near the cities, the majority almost Invariably opposes any concessions In favor of stockowners. Cattle on the highways are considered a nuisance which the public should not tolerate. But, as said before, there are two sides to the question. If stock be ex cluded from the highways and com mons there grows up a Jungle of brush and vines or the road is fringed with long grass which rlpens.ln early Sum mer and becomes as dry as tinder. A highway In such condition Is neither beautiful nor conducive to public safety. 'Dry grass along the highways and accumulation of dead vines fur nish the best possible means by which fires may spread in Summer. The fires which destroyed miles of fences and scores of barns and haystacks in the Willamette Valley a few years ago made much of their progress because of the refuse material along the high ways. Where stock run freely upon the highways the grass Is eaten down before "it becomes ripe, and there is little dry material by means of which a fire can spread. Breachy or vicious stock should not, of course, be permitted to run at large In any place. Harmless stock is of very little annoyance to the public, and can scarcely be classed as a public nuisance. In addition to the advan tage of having the "highways kept clear of grass and vines by stock, a community gains something by the In creased number of cattle the people can keep If permitted to use the roads ( as part of their pasturage. In the course of a year the feed a farmer gets for his stock in this way Is consider able, and if he were denied it he would be compelled to reduce his herds. While this is a matter of chief 'inter est to the individual, it Indirectly con cerns the community, for the prosper ity of a community is nothing more than the aggregate of the well-being of its individuals. In Washington County, as elsewhere, due considera tion should he given to the advantages as well as the disadvantages of permit ting stock to run at large. PERSECUTING THEIR FRIENDS. Not many months ago District Fruit Commissioner R"eid told the farmers of Clackamas County some plain truths about their orchards. The pest-laden, diseased trees, he told them, were signs of thriftlessness; they were unprofitable and the sight of them would-deter desirable home seekers from buying Clackamas land. All these things were true and whole some. The farmers ought to have given Mr. Reld a gold loving cup for saying them so courageously. But they did not give him a loving cup. Far from it. They railed at him and despitefully used him. Some said they would not go to farmers' in stitutes to hear him lecture. Very likely they were afraid they would hear some more truth if they did go. Such was Mr. Reld's reward for doing his duty. Now comes a band of Yam hill County farmers demanding con dign punishment for M. O. Lownsdale. And what Is Mr. Lownsdale's terrible crime? He has enforced the state law. As fruit Inspector it Is his duty to chop down wormy old apple trees when the owners refuse to clean them up, and he has done it. He had the choice either to break his oath of of fice or chop down those wretched, disease-spreading, trees. Now, because he did his duty, some people are sign ing a petition for his removal. They ought to ibe ashamed of them selves. What inducement is there for officials to do their duty when It .brings them nothing but obloquy? Integrity in the public service is not such a common thing In this country that we can afford to flout and contemn it. Those Yamhill County farmers will do well to burn up their petition and clothe themselves in sackcloth and ashes for having signed it; and In or der to bring forth fruits meet for re pentance let them shoulder their axes and sally forth to aid Mr. Lownsdale in his good work. Five years from now they will all have more money In their pockets through his efforts un less they succeed in thwarting him. When will farmers learn to see their own Interest? Linn County's Sheriff and Albany's Chief of Police conducted a very suc cessful raid upon a liquor Joint at Al bany and found that liquor had been shipped to Albany in butter boxes and was being sold in an establishment that pretended to be a commission house. The evidence secured was very conclusive, as a number of men were caught In the act of drinking. To make the raid complete, the officers should now secure the names of brew ers who violated their promise not to sell liquor in dry counties. President Taft if there ever is a President Taft is going to call the boys together and revise the tariff first thing. President Bryan will do the same, no doubt, if the Senate will let htm, which the Senate won't. Possi bly it won' t let President Taft do much, either. Both the Senate and the tariff are going to travel a rocky road next year. Some of those candidates for Gover nor in Washington are for local op tion, others for prohibition, and some don't know where they are at. But none of them has reached the high moral elevation of Jlmmle Durkin, Spokane's favorite son, who favors a square deal, or meal, as the case may be, and a free hand-out for every man. Probably Candidate Chaftn, who is headed for Oregon, with a barrel of speeches, thinks he may pick up a few electoral votes while Mr. Taft and Mr. Bryan are not looking. But he's wrong. Hasn't Milt Miller already pledged the state to Bryan ? . The Russian government is disposed to discourage all efforts to celebrate Count Tolstoi's 80th birthday. But the Grand Dukes will look with hearty approval on any arrangements that may be made for Tolstoi's funeral! There are more automobile acci dents than ever. But there are also more automobiles. Possibly that's the reason. We shall never have the acci dentless automobile until we have the safe and sane chauffeur and a speed limit of two miles per hour. Linn boasts of more .tall hunters than any other county of similar size or population in Oregon. But there are other counties that maintain a high" average by having hunters that can tel! tall very tall stories. " Railroad Commissioner West begs to assure Mr. Harriman that If he will look in his other pocket marked O. R. & N. Co. he will find plenty of money to build that Central Oregon railroad. A little rain noi would furnish the occasion for reports of the ravages of the hop louse and the presence of hop mold. That might stiffen the hop market a little. Those growers who think they have organized a prune-packing concern that can "bust" the prune trust should .remember that trusts sometimes do a little "busting" themselves. . We are now watching breathlessly to see If any of those weak-kneed Statement No. 1 legislators are sum moned to Pelican Bay. It is said that-Judge Parker declines to tell what his private opinion is of the chances for Bryan's election. It might not harmonize with his public opinion. Our sailors met the Australians In baseball, and conquered them. They can do other things, too,' when they can get at their ammunition. Now the Parisians won't permit the women to have even their hats on in the theaters. Well, we can beat Oakland, anyway occasionally. MAKING A HARD ROAD FOR BRYAN Many "Ifs" to Htsi Success Pointed Out by Oie Supporter. New York World (Dem.). The World will treat Mr. Bryan with scrupulous fairness and Justice. It will endeavor to treat him more than gen erously because It so vigorously argued against his nomination. Our conviction Is stronger than ever that Governor. Johnson or Judge Gray could have polled tens of thousands of votes which Mr. Bryan cannot get. But If Mr. Bryan should adhere to his admirable speech of acceptance and the gratifying pledges to bury the past, and should prove during the campaign that he has profited by defeat and unlearned his past follies in the school of exper ience; If he should resolutely keep hie back turned upon the delusive issues which ha has hitherto advocated; if he should refrain from attacks upon the courts; If he should avoid all appeals to class prejudice; if he should prove that he Is not the old Bryan but a new Bryan courageously leading the popu lar protest against the excesses of Rooseveltlsm, he can then appeal with fair prospects of success to the great independent vote in some states the deciding vote that will be governed not by clamor but by reason, not by clap-trap but by conscience, not by noise but by facts and truth, not by appeals to class hatred and ignorance but by appeals to public intelligence public intelligence. PROHIBITION THAT ISNT SO. How It Is Laughed at In the City of Savannah, Georgia. Atlanta (Ga.) Constitution. Savannah's city treasury will suffer nothing as the. result of Georgia's pro hibition law. The process is a simple one. The city has issued an edict prohibit ing the opening of "blind tigers" on Sunday! But as for week days, it is the city that Is blind and not the tigers. Except that once every six months the city wakes up, summons the alleged eyeless ones into Recorder's Court, ex tracts from each $100, and sends them on their way rejoicing In another half year's immunity. By this process the city treasury Is enriched to the extent of loO.OOO'a year the sum thought to have'been lost as the result of prohibition a sum now become the price of open and defiant lawlessness. It must be said to Savannah's credit that the city made, apparently, an hon est effort to enforce the law. Blind tiger proprietors were arrested and brought into court with seemingly un questionable evidence. There was no noticeable laxity about the prosecution, and yet petit Juries came back prompt ly with emphatic verdlots of "not guilty." And so the question arose, if juries will not convict, if public sentiment will tolerate, why should not the city have Us erstwhile revenue? Savannah has answered by proceed ing to collect it. Batch No. 1, Improved and Recog nized Order of Blind Tigers, 93 in number, has just been haled into court, leaving 1100 each J9300 for the city treasury ana there are a hundred others yet to come. An interesting condition this which confronts Georgia with the most strln gent prohibition law yet adopted by any state. A condition of lawlessness absolute, recognized and licensed by municipal government! But what about it? Is there any hand that will or can be raised to stay It? Or will it thrive and grow until unrestrained example has spread in fection to other communities of the state. An economic problem of deep In tricacy here presents Itself. 1)17 Cherry Trees at Catlln, Wash. CATLIN, Wash., Aug. 23. (To the Editor.) So much has been said in re gard to big cherry-trees that I send the dimensions of one from Catlln, Wash., just across tha Columbia River. The tree referred to Is In the yard of Robert Foster, was planted over 40 years ago, and measures 11 feet 7 Inches In circumference at a point four feet above the ground. Five feet above ground, taking in the bulge of the low er limbs. It measures 13 feet around. The spread of the tree Is 54 feet, and the height 60 feet. In this same yard are several nut trees of Immense size, the largest being a black walnut nearly 90 feet in height and three feet above ground, measuring 6 feet 3H inches In circumference. In an adjoining yard there Is an old pear tree which at least deserves "hon orable mention," measuring eight feet In clrcumferenco SH feet above ground, and nearly 40 feet high. These trees all bear well every year. VISITOR. Winston Spencer Churchill to Marry. ' London Despatch. The engagement Is announced otf Winston Spencer Churchill, president of the Board of Trade and member of Parliament, and Miss ChriBtlna Hozier, daughter of the late Colonel Sir Henry Montague Hozier, formerly secretary of Lloyds, and niece of the Earl of Alrlle. Colonel Hozier died last February In Panama. His wife was a sister of the Earl of AJrlie. ' He had twice insti tuted divorce proceedings against her, the correspondent being Sir Ellis Ash-mead-Bartlett. The case was settled by the payment of $25,000, the money being furnished by Baroness Burdette Coutts, Sir Ellis' sister-in-law. Tramps Run Off With Soap. Bloomsburg Dispatch to Philadelphia Record. Unprecedented, perhaps, but never theless true, is the fact that tramp's broke Into a soap factory at Miffltn vllle and made off with some of the product. When workmen arrived in the morning they found a window broken open and soap and tools to the amount of $50 taken. Chews. Up Whisky-Glasses and Lives. Baltimore News. John Suttenberger chewed up two whisky-glasses at Youngstown, O., and suffered no ill effects. He says he has been eating glass 15 years and his di gestion Is good. An Aid to Satan. , Washington Herald. "Is baldness an aid to spelling?" In quires the Buffalo Express. We don't know. However, baldness is quite an aid to Satan during fly time. Where Chairman Mack la Deficient. Kansas City Star. Chairman Mack, according to a Buffalo paper, "nils the Dili. wnat tne uemo cratlc committee needs, however,' is some one to foot tha bill. - ' Kindred Regret. Omaha Bee. Mr. Taft expresses regret that he ever left the bench. Chances are that Mr. Bryan feels worse over that than Mr. Taft does. Things Looking Up. Atlanta Georgian. Times are getting better. A New York exchange notes that Mr. John D. Rockefeller is painting his barn. I YE EDITOR AND HIS ! Altv l'A5 mi i --- . - . - - He Makes a Little Trouble for the Salem Management. Junction City Times. We have received the usual compli mentary ticket to the State Fair. It admits the editor and lady, provided the sex of the editor and his wife are given, whether slim or stout, young, middle aged or elderly, whether redheaded, dark or bald, whether whiskers, moustache, chin or sidewheelers. Then you have to take It to the secretary and have him spread himself on It. Then you must write your name In the presence of the ticket man. If you can pass through all this and live, you will be admitted, but still you will be eyed rather suspiciously. You can't take your daughter or sister or another man's wife. If you are a single man and want to take your best girl, you will have to step up to the captain's office and deposit your money. O yes, you must sign your name In black ink. We always have been a friend to the State Fair, and fvhether we have at tended it or not we always have a good word to say for it. We shall probably attend this year, as no doubt the fair will exceed all other efforts because the secretary says so, but if we do we will pay our way in good money. The state press who have encouraged the fair these many years should vote the management a leatheret medal in consideration to the dignified and manly courtesy extended the press. What Happened When Father Left. lone Proclalmer. The editor of "The One and Only Pro clalmer" took a holiday the last week and went to Portland to help see to the good roads of the state. Monday a deluge of postcards such as "twin boys, mother and boys are doing fine, don't hurry," from the leading citizens of lone, overwhelmed him, and he shook the dust of Portland from his feet and came home, for while he was not ex pecting such a blessing, still he felt that Morrow County. could produce any thing. He found the two fine boys in his house all right, but sad to relate, they were the offsprings of another. Anyway, we will always feel a peculiar ownership in the young men. From the Colored Point of View. Portland Advocate (Colored). Did you ever hear of a Chinese res taurant which would not serve John Chinaman? No. Did you ever hear of a white barber shop which would not serve a white man? No. Who ever heard of a Japanese hotel that would not entertain a Japanese? Nobody. Who ever heard of an Italian refusing to serve another Italian? Nobody. Who ever heard of a colored man running a place of business where a colored man could not be served? Everybody! . Moral i Don't Eat Dry Literature. Albany Democrat. A subscriber furnishes the following: "The ladies of a neighboring town on the day of election took an active part In scattering local option literature and pinning paper flags on the voters. In the evening they had a lot of literature left and they threw It over into a dairy man's cow pasture. The cows ate the literature and every cow In the pasture went dry." Pea Vine That DIdnt Have Chance. Corvallls Gazette. Just think of a pea vine 9 feet long! It was raised by C. B. Starr, on his lot on Second street It Is a Mar rowfat, and It is hard to tell how tall It might have grown had it been out In the country where it could get the fresh air and sunshine. Good Judgment of Portland Men. Albany Democrat. These Portland fellows who come here for wives get some mighty good girls, all the same. BIBLE WORSHIP IS ASSAILED Dr. Aked Says It Does More Than Atheism In Emptying Churches. From a New York Special. That "Bible worship" Is doing more than atheism to empty the churches of the country, is the assertion of Dr. Charles F. Aked, pastor of the fashionable Fifth avenue Baptist church in this city. He Insists that there as no reason why the Bible should be considered above criticism or free from errors any more than any other book that has been handed down from century to century, passing through scores ef translations from one lan guage to another. "In the pages of the Bible," says Dr. Aked in the September Apple ton's magazine, "are to be found historical errors, arithmetical mis takes. Inconsistencies and manifold contradictions, and, what Is far worse, one finds that the most hor rible crimes are committed by men who plead 'God said' in justification of their terrible misdeeds. Moreover, the Eng lish Bible Is a version of a version which Is a translation of a translation. It has come down through Hebrew, Greek and Latin Into English. In all Its earlier stages It was copied by hand from one manuscript to another by different writers, a process certain to result in many mistakes." Dr. Aked Insists that he is not at tacking the Bible itself, but merely the claim for Infallibility which has been set up for It, and he asserts that this claim for a book in which It is possible for a child to discover errors is driving many intelligent people away from the cHurch. The right of every man to study and Interpret the Scriptures for himself, he holds. Is as great now as it was in tne time or Luther and Calvin and Zwinglius. and such an Independent attitude would do more to strengthen the hold of relig ion upon the multitude than any amount of preaching and teaching in defense of the Infalibility of every pas sage in the Bible. And Pendleton Was Dry East Oregonian. It Is estimated that 200 harvest hands and farmers came to the city today on account of the rain. Harvest operations were stopped in every part of the county, and both the Northern Pacific train from Helix and the O. R. & N. train from Walla Walla brought in large crowds of idle men who are wait ing for the sunshine to make harvest ing possible again. Adjuatable Anatomy. Chicago News. Willard Papa, may I go swimming? Papa Why, Willard, only an hour ago you complained of a pain in your stomach. Willard That s all right, papa. I can swim on my back. The Spice of Life. Smart Set. Ashley Do . you have much variety In your boarding house? Seymour Well, we have three diner- ent names for the meals. Father's Sunday Loaf. Frederick Moxon in Llppincott's. We hear a lot oi mother's cakes And sister's lemon pie; Of gingerbread that gran'ma makes, And auntie's doughnuts my! But father's got a recipe He says beats all the rest; And when It's mixed O.K., says he. It suits his palate best. Some lie-abed-till-nine-o'clock. Some breakfast-up-to-ten; A shirt-sleeve-stroll-around-the-block A sha-e, a pipe, and then A pile of Colored Supplements, With frequent dozlngs off Those are the chief Ingredients Of father's Sunday loaf. Newspaper Editors of Both Partlca Discuss the Political Ontlook. The New York Times recently askod a number of newspaper editors in the Middle West for their personal " opinions of the outlook. A Democratic opinion from Wisconsin says that the whole Middle West is on the verge of a re volt "against the outrage of the tariff." and hints that it may go for Bryan, while a Republican opinion Inclines lo the view that Wisconsin Is for Taft. The Indianapolis News (Ind.) says that Indiana Is either party's victory os things look today, while the Kansas City Star (Ind,) thinks that the peo ple have not as yet taken an active interest in the fight. In Nebraska, one opinion is that In the West the present tendency is strongly to Bryan, while a Republican opinion favors Taft. Ad vices from Minnesota are that the peo ple there think Taft is safer. Extracts from the opinions follow: Thinks West Near Tariff Revolt. Milwaukee. Wis., Aug. 17. I am not a political prophet. Some facts regard ing Wisconsin may be of interest in the East. Republicans will vote for Bryan, because they think he represents pro gressive Republicanism better than Taft does. If there are enough of them to change the Electoral vote of the state, the fact has not yet made itself known. If a political revolution Is Impending, there is no evidence of it; but revolu tions do not herald themselves. Demo crats who have voted for La Follette and Roosevelt have to a man gone back to their party. It Is probably not too ' much to say that 95 per cent of the Gold Democrats will vote for Bryan rather than Taft, solely on account of the tariff. Taft is spoken of highly by the in telligent men of both parties, but there seems to be no Interest in him, which may be accounted for by the fact that Roosevelt was the popular choice here, not excepting La Follette. and the spreading belief that "high finance" has made peace with Taft. Sherman Is a drag, and the feeling is that the stand-patters are still masters of the Republican party, regardless of Taft's Intentions. I-have taken pains to talk with so-called La Follette Re publicans .who are for Bryan, and it is clear that they are not to be Influ enced by La Follette or anybody else to vote for Taft. They would resent efforts on La Follette's part to bring them Into line. The simple truth is the whole Middlo West Is on the verge of a revolt against the outrage of the tariff, and It need cause no surprise If it should go to ; Bryan. If It has not reached that point this year. It is uot far from It. Practically all the Republican papers In this state are fighting for lower tariff, and the Manufacturers' Associa tion, whose president lives here, has wielded a mighty Influence. Republic ans dare not go on the stump and not say they favor tariff reform. In many cases thoy are pretenders, and the vot ers are showing they are no longer to be fooled by false friends. You in the East will not learn anything. You will not let up an iota on the tariff, which is responsible for the socialism which is spreading among tho people, as Is shown by the attitude of both parties. It will all go with a rush some day, and the innocent many will have to try to build up something from the wreck caused by the greedy' few. L. W. NIEMAN, Milwaukee Journal (Dem.) Says Wisconsin for Taft by 75,000. Milwaukee, Wis., Au 17. The Presi dential situation in Wisconsin Is parti and parcel of that In the Middle West generally. Bryan, aside from some de fections to the minor radical parties, will get the usual Democratic vote. Re publican factional differences in this state are, as in Ohio, local In origin and character. They have no relation to and will have no effect on the National party ticket. Taft will carry the state by a more than normal Republican plurality say, between 75,000 and 100,000. The per sonal popularity of Roosevelt with tho: masses In this section will prove a strong factor for Taft. THE MILWAUKEE SENTINEL (Rep.) Indiana Is Still Fighting Ground. Indianapolis, Ind., Aug. 17. The most it is safe to say about Indiana is that It Is fighting ground for both parties; that the leaders of both, privately, are by no means confident; that both pro pose to fight for all there Is In them, and that the Democrats particularly are better united and axe more hopeful and enthusiastic than before in years. CHARLES R. WILLIAMS, Editor The News (Ind.) Gives Nebraska to Bryan by 13.000. Omaha, Neb., Aug. 17. The Cincin nati Enquirer Is badly misinformed as to the Western sentiment, judging from Its recent editorial. The facts are ex actly opposite. The Western Republic ans are dissatisfied, and the present tendency Is strongly to Bryan. Pre liminary pollB in many precincts of Ne braska indicate that from eight to six teen Republicans In each precinct will vote for Bryan, and this will give him the State of .Nebraska by 15,000 ma jority. Almost every Bryan club organized has Republican members. Similar con ditions prevail In neighboring states. OMAHA WORLD-HERALD (Dem.) Nebraska Content and for Taft. Omaha, Neb., Aug. 17. Conditions in the Central West are practically tho same as those under which Roosevelt was given his tremendous vote. Unless the Democrats can find some good reason for widespread discontent, they cannot win in Nebraska, and no cause for discontent can be shown at present. MANAGING EDITOR M'CLTLLITGH. Omaha B?e. Minnesota Won't Take Brynn Chances. Minneapolis, Minn., Aug. 17. While it is not expected that Mr. Taft will carry Minnesota by as large a majority as that given for Mr. Roosevelt four years ago, there is no substantial rea son to doubt that he will receive the normal Republican majority. The peo ple know what to expect from Mr. Taft. They canno; tell what the result of Mr. Bryan's election might be. With no great moral issue at stake, the consid erations which will Influence the void in this part of the country are chiefly commercial and business and leitiiijr well enough alone 's a large considera tion. J. CM' LA IN, Editor Journal (Ind. Rpp.) Missouri Sends a Nature Fake. Kansas City (Mo.) Journal. John Murphy, of Sedalla, was en gaged in unloading a car of cement. His shirt "wilted" and likewise was covered with cement. The cement "set'' until it was as hard as rock. When John went home that night he attempt ed to remove the shirt, but he was not able to do so until Mrs. Murphy had pounded the garment with a hammer for fully 30 minutes, breaking the shirt Into pieces. Wasp and Worm Nature Story. Philadelphia Despatch. Howard Buchanan, of Royersford, Pa., says he saw a wasp split the skin of a cabbage-worm, roll It up Into a tmiU ball and fly away with It. Rattlesnake Dinner Next on List. Camden (N. J.) Despatch. Eight persons partook of a rattle snake dinner at Newton, N. J. They Bald the meat was good. i