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Foreign post age double ratea Eastern Business Office The S. C. Beck with Special Agency New York, rooms 48 50 Tribune building. Chicaeo, rooms 610-512 Tribune building. PORTLAND, THURSDAY, JULY 18, 1908. THE PROHIBITIONISTS. The Prohibitionist party must be numbered among the regrettable things of the world. -.Its members be long to that class of men whose in tentions are excellent, but whose deeds are harmful. No doubt they sincerely' wish to put an end to the evils of the liquor traffic and rid so ciety of intemperance, but their methods are so unwise that they have helped their cause but little and hindered it a great deal. In their Na tional convention at Columbus they claim all the recent victories agains the saloon as their own, but the facts do not Justify them. Although more than half the population of this coun try now dwells in territory free from the liquor traffic, very little credit for it is due to the Prohibitionists. The result has been achieved largely by an organization entirely different from their party- and by methods which they have often condemned as immoral. If the shrewdly prac tical local optionists had not come into the fleld where the Prohibition ists had failed the liquor men would never have lost their hold on Amer ican politics. Even after the local option idea had entered the arena and demonstrated its power, the prohibitionists were often found fighting it side by side with the dive keepers. A local option victory is, of course, a victory for prohibition, but not for the Prohibition party. The distinc tion here is quite as important as that between democracy and the Democratic party. All good Amer icans believe in democracy, but the majority of them are not Democrats. In much the same way great bodies of citizens are coming to believe in prohibition, while the membership of the Prohibition party tends to de cline. Why is this so? We may say fnr one thins: that temrjerance Is not suitable for a party issue, because every man of sound mind admits that it is right. People may sincerely differ about the tariff. Some may think that It is a good thing while others hold Just as honestly that it is bad, and both factions can advance reasons more or less plausible for their views. But nobody can advo cate intemperance without moral de pravity. If men divide at all upon such a question it must be into saints and sinners and not into political parties. Granting that intemperance is a sin, the natural judgment of the or dinary citizen is that it is the sinner's own affair with which nobody else has the right to meddle. While this state of his mind continues he looks upon anti-saloon laws as an imper tinent interference with personal lib erty and if they are imposed upon him he will not help enforce them. Hence, they are nullities, since no laws of a criminal nature can be en forced among a population which floes not approve them so long as jury trials are the rule. It is useless, therefore, to enact temperance leg irlation until the average citizen has been made to understand that intem perance is not a mere private vice which injures only its victim. Ho must be taught that it injures the public and this requires a long pro cess of education. The" Prohibition ists made the mistake of getting their laws passed first and trusting that the education would como of itself. But in many cases it never came until the laws had been made farcical by non enforcement, while it was always dls- couragingly slow. The establishment of a sound tem perance sentiment has been more tedious in the original prohibition states than anywhere else, because there the law was expected to accom plish what could only be done by fact and arffument. The method of the local option workers was the exact opposite of the Prohibitionists'. They went to the bottom and laid a solid foundation of indisputable economic truth. They began with the axiom that the man who does not drink at all can never become a drunkard but the danger of drunkenness was not their only argument or their strongest. They showed from the records of railroads, of machinery works, of every occupation which de mands steadfast attention and uni form energy that the use of alcoholic drinks impairs a man's efficiency The habit, be it ever so moderate, involves danger to those who depend upon the drinker's nerve and muscle. In time the local optionists were able to cite a long array of facts sustain ing their arguments. They could point to the railroads which declined to employ men who frequented saloons; to regulations re quiring telegraphers and machinists to abstain from strong drink; to the notorious relation between liquor and crime; to the universal social distrust of the habitue of the saloon no mat ter whether he is a drunkard or not. They did not make the mistake of trying to teach the lesson to entire states at the outset. They began, as all thorough work must, at the foun dation of society in small communi ties and as fast as the village, one by one, had learned the lesson, they gathered its fruit by putting the sa loon out of business. Thus, the local optionists have carried on their work proceeding with inimitable wisdom until they have conquered more than half the United States. It is in vain lor the Prohibitionist party to seek to attach the credit of these results. They have been achieved without its aid and often against its opposition Men of all parties have contributed their share. If the evils of the sa loon ara ultimately eradicated from American life it will be through patient, reasonable, educative work. such as the local optionists have been pushing and not through party ac tion. When the ' education is com plete all disinterested people will be la agreement upon the subject. SMOKING ROOMS IN LIBRARIES. A citizen of Aberdeen, Wash., de sires to know of The Oregonian Whether the Portland Public Library has a smoking-room. He also wishes to to be favored with our views upon the desirability of a smoking-room in the new public library at Aberdeen. The Portland Public Library has no smoking-room and the lack of one has not been very keenly felt here. The reading-room of the library is usually well filled with quiet persons, who refrain from smoking for several reasons. One of them is that many of the visitors, particularly women. do not relish tobacco smoke, and there is no good reason why they should be tormented to gratify the taste of those who cannot read un unless they smoke or cannot smoke unless they read. We imagine that the number of Aberdeen citizens who are so wedded to their pipes that they connot lay them aside for an hour or so is small. Certainly it would be inexcusable to make the reading-room nauceous to the great majority for the sake of these few, and it would be ill-advised to set aside any part of the library for them to occupy exclusively while they stupefy themselves with tobacco. If their craving for the lethal effect of nicotine Is irresistible there are many suitable resorts already pro vided for them. They can go to the saloons, to the offices of the hotels, or to the platforms of the streetcars. In a pinch they can walk about in the street while they suck at their pipes. If Aberdeen has any clubs, they are in all likelihood provided with smoking-rooms. One can hardly think of a worse use to make of the library funds than to 'fit out another. If the purpose of the smoking-room Is to attract readers jwho would otherwise stay away, it may as well be aban doned. People who cannot or will not read without the solace of tobacco are past all help from "public li braries. They are joined to their idol; let them alone. Finally, it is bad for the eyes to try to read in a room full of smoke. For this reason, if there were no other, nobody wants to read in a smoking- room and no decent person wants to smoke in a reading-room. We trust our Aberdeen friend can gather our opinion from these observations. SIMMER PARADISE.' Dairies and Summer resorts on the Coast of Oregon and Washington both thrive for the same reasons weather cool, rain absent and herb age green. This is the season when the resources and the beauties of the Coast region will be visited again by Summer tourists and exploited as the very best in the world. The visitors do not exaggerate what they see,, either. For It is the fairest of all lands, with soli fertile and deep, streams many and strong-flowing, forests mighty, grass growing all the year. Winters never cold and Sum mers never hot, ocean and streams abundant with fish and wilds abun dant with game in short, this is the world's paradise in Summer. This region, stretching nearly 600 miles from California to British Co lumbla, is connected with the inte rlor with railroads in but four places Grays Harbor, Willapa Harbor, Columbia River and Yaquina Bay, Three hundred miles, between Cali fornia line and the Columbia River, have such a link only at Taquina. Which brings us back again for the regular Summer topic, to the un developed condition of this great Coast region. Tourists from Tilla mook, Nehalem and Coos Bay report that the much-vaunted railroads have not yet arrived, though prom ised many years. So they content themselves with cream and butter milk, admire the patience and indus try of some of the residents, breathe ozone, pitch their tents in what is real paradise and enjoy life as they can do nowhere else. Our Fish Warden, Mr. McAllister, has been there already; our Dairy Commissioner, Mr. Bailey, says he is going; our ' Governor, Mr. Chamber lain, was there but a little while ago; and so was Mr. Cake so you see the people's favorites know where to find the best there is. Our friends In Tillamook and Coos Bay, Siuslaw and Urapqua, we fear are not so contented as they should be. It is time they were learning better. Nowhere in the United States are the people so cool and well-fed And what is there in life, beyond being comfortable and helping to elect Presidents and Senators? THE COUNTRY EDITORS. The Washington State. Press Asso ciation will meet in annual session at Vancouver today, and, fom a ra dlus .of several hundred miles, the country editors will gather, first to "talk shop" for mutual benefit, and after that to enjoy a brief respite from the cares and perplexities attend ant on moulding public opinion. The country editor, since "Old Ben Franklin's day," has been the good natured object at which his metro politan brother and also his fellow oountry editors have directed their shafts of alleged humor. The jokes about the office "devil," "cordwood-on-subscription," etc., were hoary with age when the first minstrel asked the first end-man, why the hen crosses the road, and the object of this venerable satire accepts them with the good-natured consideration that is due the aged and infirm, and lets it go at that. But the country editor is something more than the butt for aged jokes about his calling. He holds a -most Important position in the community that is honored by his presence. There are rare cases in his profes sion, as well as In all others, when the calling is disgraced by a black sheep but serious shortcomings on the part of a man who attempts to mould public sentiment by means of a news paper are soon detected, and he is quickly forced out of the profession. The country editor is by force of cir cumstances much nearer to his read ers than the men who write for the great dallies of the city. This en vironment may prevent a study of all the divergent phases of human na ture, such as may be found in a city, but it admits of closer communion k with those which ara mora desirablaJ and it shuts out others which can never be conducive to human happi ness. x This delightful comradeship,' which is so often found between the coun try editor and his . constituents, is charmingly set forth in the letters of William Allen White, himself a coun-- try editor of National fame. The success attained by Mr. White is due to his consistent encouragement of a healthy public sentiment. There are always more good people than bad people in a community, and the newspaper, after all, merely reflects the sentiment of the people who support it. The newspaper cannot be much better or bigger than the people it serves. For any healthy, thriving city to fail to support a good newspaper, is nearly always much more of a reflection on the people than on the editor. The local news paper has become so much a part of the industrial and social life of our country that the town or city too small or too indifferent to support a paper is of not much consequence. Very few of the country editors re ceive pay at all proportionate to the efforts that they put forth, and, for this- reason, if for no other, they should go forth on their, annual picnic with the best wishes for a profitable session, and a pleasant diversion from the cares of the desk and press. The country newspaper has sent forth a large number of men who have reached high places in state and Na tion, and, on nearly all the big news papers of the United States, will be found men who began the newspaper work in the office of a country news paper. Here's.- to the press associa tion, and may its 'members enjoy to the limit their present session, and return to find that the devil in charge has taken in more cash than cord wood for subscriptions, and has failed to "pi" anything. . A LESSON IN ANARCHY. Greek laborers of the Salem Elec tric Railroad have learned to tear down private fences, and invade and despoil private land, in order to place rails on the land of unwilling owners. They have come all the way from Greece to be taught this lesson in anarchy. It is not wholesome for them, nor for the railroad, nor for the public. Yet the feats of outwit ting the landowners are called clever. They probably are clever and the sharp-witted contractors are entitled to whatever credit is due on that ac count. But citizens of the United States who disregard the law of private property are destined for a very un happy place. The Greeks will have to forget their lessons in Marion and Washington Counties, if they are to stay out of that place and become useful citizens. They will also have to avoid imitating the threats against life, which irate landowners made against the invaders. It is undeniably true that the pub lie will be benefited far more by the occupation of the land by the rail road than by retention of the land by the owner. It is also true that no landowner should be allowed to stop the progress of a needed railroad or hold up a railroad for an exorbitant price. The law provides means for enabling a railroad to condemn land it needs. Those means involve a long procedure, but they are safer for a railroad than the alternatives of force and anarchy. Lawlessness can injure a railroad more than anybody. The security of property is respect for law and order. ; Supposing one of the landowners had shot a Greek, as several threat ened to do? That would have been an unwholesome lesson for these primer citizens. It would have caused the arrest of the owner and undoubt edly would have pleased the con tractor, since then the obstacle would have been removed. The people do not like this method of aggrandizement. If it should be practiced often restricting laws will be enacted. It will be natural for Greek kindergarten citizens hereafter to be less fearful of penalties and less regardful of property. RIVER CHANNEL EXPENSE, All the Columbia River basin has an interest in the ship channel to the sea, but Portland has borne a very heavy part of the expense of im proving that waterway. This city's share has been too heavy, when the widespread benefits are taken into account that have accrued to the Columbia River region from cheaper shipping. More than $2,500,000 has been spent on the work by the Port of Portland, while that spent by the general Government, as shown by the reports of the United States Engl neers, is less than $1,800,000. While this work has built up the shipping of Portland and brought im measurable advantages to this city, it has also done a great deal for the producing area whose traffic goes up and down the Columbia River or has the benefit of the water-level rates on the mountain routes of Puget Sound. The National Government owes to this region large appropria tions for the Columbia River highway and to the Port of Portland a lighten ing of its share of the burden. Last Tuesday members of the American Society of Civil Engineers were impressed with this fact, on their inspection of the Port of Port land dredges, drydock and channel work. They saw a watercourse that had been deepened from 12 to 25 feet and that will be deepened to 30 feet. In a statement read before them by J. B. C. Lockwood, Chief Engineer for the Port, the following sums were shown to have been disbursed by the Port, up to September 30, 1907: Dikes In Columbia River 32S2.229.45 Dikes In Willamette River S3.S.,8.79 Dredging equipment 311.827 Drydock plant S6S.788.4o Drydock betterments 7.619.62 Dredging 80C.72S.S3 Drydock operating expense 46,513.93 Interest and bond discount....... 407,503.24 Redemption of bonds....- 120,000.00 Office and engineering expense... 33.238.67 Cash on hand September 30, 1907. 8,470.53 Total 2.473,596.31 Of this total, $1,089,131.09 was raised from taxation in a subdivision of Multnomah County, somewhat larger than the corporate area of Portland, $115,927.03 came from con tributions by individuals and $1,050, 000 from sale of bonds. The Port has established a very expensive dredge and drydock plant, one of the dredges costing $7000 a month to operate Next, the Port will establish a tow age and pilotage service, at heavy expense. All this is done in order to bring to Portland the biggest ships with the least possible delay and ex pense, on the principle that it is cheaper for a ship to go to the cargo than for the cargo to be transported to the ship 110 miles by rail to As toria or over mountain ranges to Puget Sound. Here is a matter that merits the attention of the whole Columbia River region. It is not a local mat ter with Portland. Colonel Roessler, United States Engineers, has recom mended that' Congress appropriate $200,000 annually for dredging the river channel below Portland and the sea. . Colonel Roessler appreciates fully the advantages of the Columbia River as a highway for commerce. He has had wide experience in such matters and his opinion will have weight with the engineers in Wash ington and with' Congress. A New York dispatch announces that the coast extension of the Chi cago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railroad will be completed in July, 1909. The cost will be about $5,000,000 greater than estimated, but, as the road pro vided for the extension with an issue of $100,000,000 in bonds, there will be no delay ln pushing it to comple tion. Tacoma and Seattle are the present objective points of the road, but, as the principal traffic will be lumber, and there is more timber tributary to Portland and the Co lumbia River than to all Puget Sound ports combined, the Milwaukee will, of course, follow the example of Mr. Hill, and hustle along to Portland as rapidly as possible. There was a time a few years ago when the traffic of this city and surrounding region might not have warranted the build ing of another transcontinental road, but that time is passed, and, from this time forward; every transcon tinental road that crosses the Rocky Mountains north of California will have a Portland terminus. The new woolen mill project at Gordon Falls, near Bridal Veil, may easily develop Jnto one of the most Important industries in the state. Oregon is one of the greatest wool producing states in the Union, and the advantage of having a manufac turing plant so near the source of supply of raw material is obvious. In the saving in freight alone on wool shipped east, and goods shipped west, there will be an opportunity for much cheaper and better clothing than is now obtainable. The mill will also give employment to a large number of people, who in turn will become purchasers of farm and garden prod ucts grown in the vicinity. Lack of factories has been one of the greatest drawbacks to the growth of Oregon, and every enterprise of this nature should receive the heartiest encour agement from the people. The refusal of Murderer Preston to run for President on the Socialist Labor ticket was unheeded by the men in control, and we now witness the strange spectacle of a convicted murderer aspiring to the highest of fice in the gift of the American peo ple. The retention of Preston was probably .made necessary by the failure to convict Steve Adams. Had the latter remained in jail, he also would have been good timber for Socialist political honors. Chairman W. M.- Cake, of the Re publican state central committee, should conduct the Presidential cam paign in Oregon ably and satisfac torily. If there were a United States Senator to elect, he might not be so fit, since he is pledged to support a Democrat for that office in the Leg islature. However, all Republicans are free to do their utmost for elec tion of a Republican President. Champions of the Drain Normal School can accomplish more talking to the Legislators than to the people. The Legislators gave them the school and will have the whole say about the matter next Winter. It is said Jefferson never bossed a Democratic convention as Bryan did. But that was before the day of the telephone. If Bryan plans to divide the White House with his running mate, we should like to hear from Mrs. Bryan and Mrs. Kern. Of course, an extra $500,000 for a new Courthouse, added to Portland's new debt of $5,225,000, . would be a mere trifle. Mosquitoes do not bother a person so much when he is busy as when he is Idling. The moral is plain. Behold Mr. Bryan's effort to pull every string, in his promise not to run again if elected. Now, we do not blame Helen Gould, who ail these years has re mained an old maid. "Dry" farming is having a general test this Summer In twenty-one Ore gon counties. DUBOIS AND HIS FALSE ISSUE Nothing for the Anti-Mormon Agitator to Do bat Leave Idaho. Boise City Statesman. What is going to become of Mr. Dubois' issue, now his party nationally has de clined to recognize it? Is it not up to htm to transport it on the wheels of some other organization than Democracy? How can he say it is the paramount thing In Idaho Democracy when the Democratic convention in Denver said It wasn't worth a pinch of snuff and the party's candi date for President declined to give it a moment's consideration? These are questions suggested by the news that the platform committee de clined to Incorporate Mr. Dubois' plank and that the convention Indorsed that ac tion by adopting a platform that made no mention of his pet issue and adopted it unanimously. Of course, no one is inter ested in supplying answers to these ques tions but the Democrats of the state, but the general public takes at least passing interest in developments of all parties and will quite naturally indulge in more or less speculation. To the mind of many thinking Demo crats in Idaho, it will appear that Mr. Dubois' issue, as a Democratic propa ganda, received its death blow in Denver; and rest assured that all those who have any doubts in the matter will be properly advised by the anti-Dubois delegation, which, though denied seats, will take credit for having defeated the ex-Senator's plan. The matter, then, resolves it self to this: If enough Democrats can be brought to understand that the issue of their party in this state is not what Mr. Dubois has Insisted It should be. they will likely bring about conditions for him of such & displeasing character that he will feel called upon to start a new party or get into one already organized. Ergo, all .other narU&a axa jramed (a bolt the door. WHAT THE DBS MOINES PLAN . IS Possible Gnldeposta for Portland la the Proposed Charter Revision. From an Iowa Circular. Des Moines, the capital and also the commercial center of Iowa, has adopted a new system of municipal' government, which because of its distinctive fea tures has been christened the Des Moines plan. To fix responsibility for administrative acts, is the essense of the plan. The second consideration was to have a governing body responsive to the popular will. A combination of these two elements in proper relation ship would produce, a highly efficient government. The administration of municipal af fairs, under the Des Moines plan, is in the hands of a board consisting of the mayor and four councllmen. The board stands in the same relation to the busi ness of government as the directors of a trading corporation bear to the com pany's business. The mayor and coun cil make all appointments, appropriate all funds, levy and collect taxes, estab lish rules for the direction of subordi nate officials and direct the expenditure of all money. In order that the re sponsibility for official acts may be still further fixed, the business of the city Is divided into five departments: public affairs, accounts and finances, public safety, streets and public Improvements,- parks and public property. Each member of the council is assigned by mutual agree ment to one of these departments, the mayor assuming, by virtue of his office, the department of public affairs. Each councilman, therefore, becomes individually responsible for the conduct of the affairs of his department over which he exercises the authority of a superintendent. Up to this point the Des Moines plan does not differ from the system of gov ernment instituted in Galveston after the city was swept away by the flood. But the Des Moines plan has other fea tures. Coupled with this almost auto cratic power and individual responsi bility on the part of the councllmen, is the recall. Although the officers are elected for a definite term, yet by ex ercising the recall they may be re moved from office at any time a ma jority of the electors believe them to be dishonest or inefficient. A petition of 25 per cent of the voters compels the accused office-holder to again go before the people for their indorse ment or rejection. At no time is a councilman free from the Immediate authority of the electorate. The initiative and referendum are also combined with the recall In the Des Moines plan. Under the initiative the voters retain the power of direct legislation, although the council might be opposed to the specific measure it self. A petition of not less than ten per cent of the qualified voters is nec essary to bring a proposed ordinance before the people. The section of the law covering the initiative and also the referendum is mandatory upon the council and compels the calling of a special election upon petition of the required number of voters. The clause in the plan which provides for the referendum places In the hands of the electors power to block any leg islation, with the exception of such as may be required by state law or the public safety. If during ten days after the passage of an ordinance by the city council, 25 per cent of the voters petition to have the matter submitted to popular vote, the ordinance will not go Into effect until a majority at a special election vote In favor of it. The plan has attracted world-wide attention. Booklets containing the charter have been published by the Commercial Club and distributed by the thousand to applicants from Maine to California. President Eliot, of Har vard has evinced such Interest in the plan that he made it the subject of special Inquiry on a recent visit to Des Moines. ' The adoption of the charter by the metropolis of Iowa marks the begin nlng of a new era of civic spirit. It is also one of the outward evidences of commercial awakening that bids fair to work a business revolution in the mid dle West. HOW THEY DO IT IN OKLAHOMA J. Tompkins Surprised to Find There's No Direct Election Here. HATFIELD, Or., July 14. Eddytor Oregonion) Since you published my letter uv the 6th, and did not support my views eddytoryally, the enemies uv statement 1 are clafmln' my argyment in faver uv the prlnclpul wuz not con sldered good. They are gittin me in a deal uv hot water over It. Afore the primaries I wuz called on several times to make a few remarks at the grange meetins. because if I do say it myself, I am considered a purty good argyfler. I argued that we should support the direct election uv sene- ters, the recall, perportlonal repersen tation and the bill instructtn' the Leg islatur', because these measures wuz right in line with the Okleyhomy con- stytutlon, which wuz considered model of reform. I had read that the Okleyhomy constytution wuz fer all these reforms. I had also read whare Bryan had sed the Okleyhomy consty tution wuz the best ever. Now what do you think? At the last meetln' uv the grange Jim Hanks sprung a pamflet which he sed wuz a copy uv the Okleyhomy constytution right frum the secretary uv state at Guthrie. I am sure this pamflet is spurious and 'not a copy uv the Okley homy constytution at all. I think it is a campain dockyment got up by the in terests. If it Is I want you to expose the frod. What Jim Hanks eez is the Okleyhomy constytution is directly agin all the leading' reform measures uv Oregon. It is agin direct election uv seneters, until the Federal Consty tution shall be amended. It is agin perportlonal repersentation. It Is agin the recall. It Is agin the lnstructin' uv the Legislature. I paist below two sec tions I cut out uv this pamflet,. which I think will show it is a faik: Now If this really is the Okleyhomy constytution, and it is correct in de clarln' the Federal Constytution the su preme law uv the land, what Is to be come uv statement 1 uv our direct primary law? Statment oners sez no statement member can vote fer any body but Chamberlain without stulti fytn' his honor by breakln' his pledge. Jim Hanks sez no member who is not fer Chamberlain at heart can vote fer him without violatln' his oath to support the constytution, because the constytu tion sez the Legislaturs shall choose the seneter. Then Jim Hanks asked the members uv the grange assembled at the meetln", which would be wurst, to violate an illegal and unconstytu tional pledge, or to violate the oath of office? I hev begun to feel kinder sorry fer the legislaters. I wish you would take the matter up and straighten things out a little, and by all means ex pose the pamflet if it is a frod. Very truly. JOSIAH TOMPKINS. MASSE HENRY ON THE JOB A Rare Treat Expected From the Colonel's Campaign Literary Bonn, Baltimore Sun, Dem. Colonel Henry Wattersoa will constitute the heavy literary artillery of the campaign. He Is expected to write all around the Taft press agents and put ths Parker Democrats out of business. News item. Here we have proof that the im pending debate will live long in the history of American literature. Colonel Watterson, we believe, is the greatest living literary man. His vocabulary is illimitable; his style is electric; his figures of speech are overpowering. He Is a mighty phrase-maker; an au thor, inventor and originator of epi grams that will never die no, never. His compositions bristle and glitter with all sorts of novel and amazing personages, metaphors, tropes and images. '"the star-eyed Goddess of Reform," the "hegoats of high finance," patriotism and a rjenslon." "the lean wolves of plutocracy," "the hills of Tubadam." "from hell to breakfast." the giascutls, whangdoodle and o.of- degoof. the gin rickey and the beailda," "the nigger, the trigger and the Ku Klux Klan." He is a master of rhythms and consonances. Things have come to a hell of a pass Vhe a man can't wallop his own Jackass. tie writes Diana verse, too: Eating huckleberries all day long And 1 earing how to love. He Is a scientist, a biologist, a zoologist, a demonologlst: The whangdoodle, the gin rickey and tha giaecuiis Are of imagination all compact; One sees more devils than vast hell can hold- That Is the whangdoodle. He slings rhymes . and nllsosonhv with magnificent lavlshness; he is never at a loss for a word, clause, sen tence, paragraph, chapter, book, tome, treatise or library. He has written more than ten thousand articles on the Hayes-Tllden controversy, and is still going at full speed. He has supported Bryan, denounced Bryan, annihilated Bryan, resurrected Bryan. His argu ments against the Nebraskan were final and unanswerable; his arguments in the Nebraikan's favor will be im peccable and overwhelming. H1b mind is divided into two halves, one being an Immovable body and the other an irresistible force. He .is the champion Graeco-Romah and catch-as-catch-can author of the universe. Plain prose can never hope to do justice to the Colonels powerful pen It is a thunderbolt, a 13-inch rifled cannon, a runaway locomotive, an earthquake, a cataclysm. When he dips It into the ink it throws off a rip pie which invades the farthest limbo of lost worlds. When it scratches the paper the sound deafens the Inhabit ants of the faraway Malay Archipelago. And the Colonel himself? Ah He la the seething slumber, He Is the soul awake; He Is the big cucumber That gives us the stomach ache. He Is the fire that quickens. The company that insures; He is the 111 that sickens. And he is tho pill that cures. We await his fearful rush. We trem ble, we shake; we have made our will. OXALURIA NO NEW DISEASE. Well Known to All Physicians Since 1888, Says Dr. Rlcen. PORTLAND, Or., July 15. (To the Editor.) In a special communication from New York, printed in The Ore gonian of July 15. we read that ac cording to Dr. Gustav Baar a "new dls ease" had been defined . at the last medical congress- in Vienna, namely oxalurla. For the sake of the truth in general, and for the benefit of Dr. Baar In particular, we wish to say that oxalurla has been known to the medi cal profession since the year 1838 (Doune). As early as 1842 Dr. Bird de scribed oxalurla with its accompanying symptoms, since which time oxalurla is given its place In every text book on genlto-urinary diseases or on practice of medicine. The literature of oxalurla is quite extensive. We wish also to remind Dr. Baar that oxalurla is not a disease, but merely a symptom, caused by a dls turbed metabolism and that oxolate of lime in the urine (oxalurla) is found in a number of different diseases. L. RICEN, M.D, PORTLAND, Or., July 16. (To the Edi tor.) I notice In your issue of today statement credited to Dr. GuBtav Baer that the International Medical Congress had lately defined at its convention, held in Vienna, a new disease and labeled it oxalurla. With all due respect to Dr. Baar, I cannot avoid the conclu sion that the article in question must have somewhat misrepresented his state ments, for Dr. Baar la no doubt familiar with the fact that oxalurla as a condi tion had been recognized long years ago by the medical fraternity in general. As for the body of men who comprised the convention aforementioned, they would doubtless laugh in their sleeves if they could see the sensational report accredited to Dr. Baar. As a matter of fact, oxaluria has been described by Doune, as far back as 1838 (see Edward's Principles and Practice of Medicine) Gould & Pyle, in their Cyclopedia of Medicine and Surgery dispose of it in a short article. In fact, all authorities de scribe it as a symptom rather than disease. The only reason tor my taking excep tions to the printed statements in the article above referred to Is the fact that the same Is not only misleading but also apt to excite the laity unnecessarily. A. TILZER, M. D. Intakes, and Not Paid For. Calg-ary (Canada) Herald. Andy McTavish was "no feelin' Juist weel," so he went to the doctor and stat ed his complaints. "What do you drink?" .demanded thp medico. "Whuskey." "How much?" "Maybe a bottle a day." "Do you smoke?" "Yes." "How much?" "Two ounces a day." "Well, you give up whisky and tobceo altogether." Andy took up his cap and in three steps reached the door. "Andy," - called the doctor, "you have not paid for my advice!" "Ahm no' takkin' It," snapped Andy as he shut the door behind him. The Love Song. Punch. fit la eald that the men of today are far less passionate in their lovemaklng- than their ancestors.) I love you, or at least I thin That very possibly I do; In common honesty I shrink Prom statements not Dreclsely true, But still it's safe to say I'm pretty fond of you. i cannot swear a mighty oath To worship blindly till I die. In fact. I should be rather loth To form so very rash a tie. Unless I knew a roost substantial reason why. I shall , not. with a valiant air. Pour out my llfe-fclood for your good. Nor even boastfully declare That if I had the chancs I would. Because, to tell the truth, I hardly think I should. No knightly deeds have I to do. And no Impassioned words to say; Still. I should like to marry you. If you will tell me that I may. And also kindly name the most convenient day. I can't explain tha thing, yon know (They usedto tell us Love was blind). But since It happens to be so. Forgive my weakness, and be kind. Or If you're not that way disposed well, never mind! ITERARY festivals -are In the air. In December of the present year, Milton's tercentenary will be cele brated, but in 1909 these four great literary centenaries will claim the world's attention those of Tennyson, Edgar Allen . Poe, Oliver Wendell Holmes and Edward Fitzgerald, the lat ter being the translator of Omar Khayyam." the Persian poet, who is supposed to have died in the year 1123. Indeed, so well did Fitzgerald do his work that eminent judges have ac cepted his interpretation of Omar's poetry as rivaling in popularity the early and middle Victorian era of Tennyson's verse. As for Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle has stated that he ranks Holmes as an essayist higher than Charles Lamb. For a Scotch Englishman like Conan Doyle, this is quite a concession. It is also inter esting to recall In this connection, that other centenaries next year will be those of Abraham Lincoln's, Glad stone's. Mendelssohn's Darwin's and others of lesser fame. Reminiscences of Lord Randolph Churchill are seeing light Just now, in addition to the delightful memories of the dead statesman given by his widow. Sir Algernon West Is the new est Churchill writer, and his volume of stories is being very well received at the present time in England. Two of his Churchill references: "His cynicism was delightful. When the dreadful subject - of bimetallism cropped up. he turned to Sir A. Godley and said: I forget; was I bimetalllst when I was at the India Office?" A Treasury clerk put some figures be fore him. T wish you would put these figures plainly so that I can .under stand them,' he said. The clerk said he had done his -best, and he had, pointing them out. reduced t them to decimals. Oh,' said Lord Randolph, 'I never could understand .what those dots meant.' " Another good story Is of the old Duchess of Cleveland, who, notifying a relative of her husband's funeral, added the suggestion that he bring his gun, saying. "We are old. we must die, but the pheasants must be shot," Dr. Gerhardt C. Mars in his new book The Interpretation of Life," tells In 750 closely printed pages why he be lieves in Christian Science. He estab lishes a likeness between Mrs. Eddy's doctrines and those of Uotama. Plato, Descartes. Kant, Hegel, Hume and Locke, and makes the assertion that Mrs. Eddy has co-ordinated and per fected the labors of these eminent thinkers. Dr. Mars says that he knows little and cares nothing for the new psychology, and insists that Mrs. Eddy has said the last word in pntiosopny and religion, and that Christian Science Is the predestined end of evolution. One New York critic who reviews tha book says that in his opinion Mrs. Ed dy has found her PauL It used to .be plain "John Morley," and now it seems strange to sea the unfamiliar name, "Lord Morley, of Blackburn,' being used to announce the advent of a new volume of Morley essays, one of the studies being an appreciation of Guicciardini, a philos opher who gained a reputation for long windedness, and as also being a con temporary of Machlavelli. A book that may be best described as Hall Calne's literary autobiography is promised for Fall publication. "My Story" is its title, and in it the author tells of the friendships he has enjoyed with such literary luminaries as Ros setti, Carlyle, Tennyson, Morris, Swin burne, &c Calnes early struggles to obtain recognition in the world of let ters are dealt with very fully, while the last chapters bring the autobiogra phy down to the present time, the whole covering literary England dur ing the last 86 years. The Thrale manuscripts recently sold' in London for over $12,600. Another feature of the sale was a document of especial Interest in view of the ap proach of the Milton centenary tha marriage covenant between Edward Phillips, of London, and Anne, daugh ter of John Milton, citizen and scriv ener of London, dated November 27, 1623, and bearing the signatures of John Milton, father of the poet, and of the poet himself. It sold for $1600. The day's sale Included autograph manuscripts of Robert Burns and Cap tain Cook. Mrs. Humphrey Ward has come out In the open against women's tights and is one of the most prominent of the organ izers of the National Woman's Anti-Suffrage Association. Canada has apparently forgiven Kipling for having addressed her as "The Lady of the Snows," for in Canada's new wheat region a boom-town has been christened after the author of "Danny Deever." For some reason, Kipling is not a favorite name for a new town on this side of the line, although we have 30 Mlltons, 3 Gold-, smiths, Dickenses, 30-odd Scotts. 20 By rons, 2 Tennysons and 1 Thackeray, Thomas Dixon, Jr., author of "The) Leopard's Spots." "The Clansman" and "The Traitor," has chosen Santa Barbara, Cal., as the scene of "Comrades," his new story on Socialism. "Have your writings paid?" Mr. Dixon was asked the other day. "They have made me a fortune," was the answer. "Not one of the four books I have thus far written has paid me less than $26,000 In royalties, and the 'Leopard's Spots' has made for me be tween $65,000 and $70,000. I am still profiting from its sale and the sales of my other books. But my success has been remarkable and unusual. I Just happened to hit it right. But if a man writes one successful play his fortune is made, just from one play. Thus far about 1.000.000 copies of my books have been sold. But the dramatization of 'The Clansman' has done more than a million dollars' worth of business in the three years It has been on the stage. I own half of the stock of the Southern Amusement Company, which controls it, and I may say that any man who has produced so successful a play need never have to work again If he does not want to." e Harold MacGrath. whose new novel, "The Lure of the Mask," has just ap peared, was born 37 years ago in Syra cuse, N. Y. He was educated in Syra cuse schools, and made his start In life on a Syracuse newspaper The Herald. In 1891 he went to Chicago and worked there as a paragrapher on the Eve ning MaiL" A group of brilliant young newspaper-men were around him Frank Pixley, George Ade, Eugene Field, George Horton and Kirke La Shelle all unknown at that time ex cept Field. From Chicago MacGrath went to Albany, and from Albany to New York, and finally returned to Syr acuse, to settle down to the pleasant business of writing entertaining fiction. In ten years he has produced six nov els: "Arms and the Woman," "The Puppet Crown." "The Grey Cloak," "The Man on the Box," "Half a Rogue," and now "The Lure of the Mask." Be sides this, he has written two novel-' ettes, "The Princess Elopes" and "Hearts and Masks;" two, books of short stories, "Enchantment" and "The Best Man:" and an operetta, 'The Wat teau Shepherdess."