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Wheatley; Oakland News Stand: B. JS. Amos, manager five wagons. Goldtleld. Ner. Louie Follln; C. E. Hunt or. Eureka, Cal. Call-Chronicle Agency; Eu reka News Co. PORTLAND, FRIDAY, JAN. 14. 1908. PREPARATION IS SAFETY. Among our people there are those who demand to know why we want a big Navy. "Why," the New York Evening Post exclaims, "should the press of the country be carried off its feet by the big-Navy mania?" "It Is easy," continues that estimable news paper, "to write solemn editorial non sense about the necessity of our be ing armed to the teeth, and having ' two fleets, one on the East coast and one on the West. The President's outbursts on this as on other subjects Invariably bring out a newspaper chorus of 'that's so.' " We have, however, protests and exclamations against It. But not from the active national and militant spirit of the country. Such expressions come from those who are not resolute In any thing but mere vituperation. They never would have pushed the settle ment of the West. They never would have carried the flag of the United States across the continent. They never would have planted the United States on the Pacific. They never would have acquired for the United States the Hawaiian and Philippine Islands. Were it left to them they never would have pushed across the Atlantic, as their ancestors did. That would be for them too strenuous; and moreover they would have told you that the right of the natives, to keep the Western Hemisphere In primitive savagery must be respected. Of course we are talking only of a small number of the people of our Eastern States. The great majority have not been emasculated by ease and Indo lence and cheap transcendental non sense. They have virile power. The United States therefore ,1s still a Na tion, doing business in the world. Why rail against armaments? The nation that is not armed Is nothing. Jefferson didn't like armaments, on sea or land. During the term of the Presidency that next followed his own the capital of the United States was taken and destroyed by an enemy. Greece disputed on Ideal theories of politics and art and on the dignity of man, and fell before the Macedonian phalanx. Rome settled down into ig noble ease and peaceful sloth and was" overrun by the multitudes that came from beyond the Danube and the Alps. England, relying too much on her insular position, fell before Will iam the Conqueror. Italy, not united for fight, was the prey of various ene mies through all the Middle Ages, and indeed down to our own times. Ger many, during many centuries, till she learned the necessity of combination and armament, was stripped first by one enemy and then by another. Her condition during the Thirty Years' War was pitiable beyond anything in history; and It was followed by the conquests of Louis XIV and of Napo leon. Germany now Is united ad armed. Her experience has been enough for her. There was some excuse for the United States, while in an Isolated position, to care little about arma ments though the neglect at one time and another has cost us dear. In 114 we were unable to resist 2500 British troops, who landed In the Chesapeake and took our National capital. In 1S61 we had no forces with which to resist the most gigantic rebellion of modern times. In 1S98 we were forced by events Into a war with Spain, for which we had no preparation; and had Spain not been a feeble and decadent power, actually moribund, we should have been sore ly, pressed, shut out from the seas, . cooped up at home, and subjected to .bombardment and tribute on all our roasts. ' Now It is the lesson, of all hlstorV for thousands of years that wars will come. And In all times the lesson is that the surest way to avoid wars is to- be prepared for them. What we spend on our fleet Is a bagatelle to the losses we should suffer, without them. in, a single year pf war with any coun try that had power at sea. . We. shall not be aggressive, but we do " want and must have means of defense. By having them we shall probably avoid the necessity of using them. ,. Undoubtedly, therefore, wise policy will require us to maintain a fleet on both oceans. t Yet we are not In a foolish and barbaric contest with the world for greatest show of power. Nor is Germany, when she maintains her armaments and increases them. Nor Is England when she resolves to keep her navy up to a point of effi ciency and strength equal to any two other powers. We are living in a world that we must meet and deal with as we find It; not in any ideal or ecstatic existence, as if Innocence and argument without " force to sup port them could prevail. - It is useless also to insist that since we never had any considerable Navy we shouldn't have such Navy now and hereafter. Our position in the world of affairs has become very dif ferent. But there are those in our Eastern cities to whom there areno Pacific States and no. Pacific Ocean, and who, even If a foreign force were again to land on their own shores and march on Washington, would, rather than resort to villainous gunpowder, submit the defense to their own prayers addressed to the enemy, and to the dispensations of Divine Provi dence. But this "cheap defense of nations" an enemy would laugh at; and fortunately the country will not depend on it, but will Increase Its arm aments and train Its men for a serv ice which Is the less likely to be re quired the better we are prepared for It. STILL HARPING ON SILVER. Mr. Bryan, In a speech at Nashville on Wednesday, "contrasted the ridi cule heaped on his advocacy of free coinage of the silver dollar with the anxiety with which capitalists had clutched recently at clearing-house certificates." That Mr. Bryan should have done this is not surprising at all. , It is not in the least surprising, be cause It Is only one more proof that Mr. Bryan Is still In total Ignorance about money and the money stand ard. Even yet he doesn't know that what beat him for the Presidency In 1896 and again In 1900 was the deter mination of the people to maintain the gold standard, which would have been lost by free and unlimited coin age of silver, of which he was the champion. Had the country then voted for sil ver and gone to the stiver basis, there would have arisen, and probably soon er than now, a demand for clearing house certificates; but those certifi cates would have been issued on a sil ver basis, not on a gold basis, and re deemable In silver, not In gold. The peerless and perennial candi date still thinks of "slxteen-to-one" as a divinely revealed ratio, whereon silver and gold would circulate to gether and supplement each other in exchange values; yet the silver that makes the dollar is now worth less than 43 cents. It had been hoped that by this time Mr. Bryan might have been cured of this extraordinary delusion; for many have thought It a possibility that he might yet be elect ed to the Presidency. Such unthink able folly 'at the head of the Govern ment of the United States! But it will surely defeat him, if his talk should renew it as an Issue, or give it any Importance again. , HELP FOR THE NEGROES. A few days ago there was a great meeting in Carnegie-Hall, New York, to raise money for Booker Washing ton's school at Tuskegee. The re sources of the school have been pinched by the hard times and It has become necessary to raise an emer gency fund of (700,000 before the end of the academic year. At the meet ing Governor Hughes was present as well as Mr. Washington and Henry Watterson, of Kentucky. All these eminent personages made speeches and all the speeches were of the same tenor. Not a note was uttered except in that broad, humanitarian, enlight ened spirit which makes for advance ment and good will. Mr. Watterson above all the other speakers was em phatic In testifying to the progress of the negroes since they have been free. 'I stand here tonight," said he, "to de clare that the world has never wit nessed such progress from darkness to light as that which we see in those districts of the South where the negro has had a decent opportunity for self- improvement." Mr. Watterson is a Southerner of the Southerners. He fought in the Confederate army and looks upon so cial equality between whites and ne groes as an abomination;' but he has the fairness to admit facts which many persons of extreme prejudice deny. He perceives the danger of withholding education from the ne groes and he has sense enough to let the social equality bugaboo take care of Itself. It Is encouraging to believe that Henry Watterson represents" a large and increasing class of South ern whites who are willing to give the negroes a fair chance in the world. His spirit Is more statesmanlike as well as more Christian than that of those short-sighted persons who wish to hold the blacks in Ignorance and compel them forever to be hewers of wood and drawers of water for the whites. It Is the extremity of folly to draw a priori conclusions about what the colored race can or cannot do in the years to come. Some per sons argue from the size and shape of their brains that they are necessar ily Inferior. Others conclude that they never will do much, because they never have. But all such talk is non sense. No way has yet been found to analyze a brain and estimate its potential energy; while the most fu tile of all logic Is that which attempts to predict the future of a race from Its past. Suppose, it had been tried with the Japanese fifty years ago. The problem of the Ignorant negro, stripped of the factitious difficulties which race prejudice has swathed about it, differs not at all from the problem of the Ignorant white man. If we want to make him Industrious we must begin by teaching htm how to do something that will give htm earning power. To preach industry to a man who does not know how to do anything is like singing to the deaf. The power to earn stimulates the - desire to earn. ' As Governor Hughes puts It, "The best stimulus to Industry is the power to do some thing well." He might have added conversely that the inabiilty to do work that will bring in money is the worst foe to Industry. The reasons which make it Imperative to train the colored race In arts and crafts ap ply just as strongly, to the whites. Booker -Washington's call for leaders who will induct his people into man ual . industry, teach . them domestic economy and the science of agricul ture. Indicates that he has penetrated to the root of the social problem which all peoples must solve. Governor Hughes well said at Car negie Hall that "this country is not a mere wealth-producing machine. It is a country of men with the aspira tions and dignity' of manhood." But before the individual can be a man with the aspirations and dignity of manhood he must first be economic ally Independent, and that he never can be so long as he remains an un skilled laborer. The. beginning of manhood is the mastery of some craft that gives the individual assured earning power. Wlthput such power it is" Idle to talk to him about culture or manhood or dignity; he must re main in all essentials the creature of master. He is at the mercy of chance and circumstance. The hu man brain has developed through the craft of the human hand. All the other sense organs are passive. The hand alone reacts upon the world. It Is emphatically the mechanical or gan of the brain. OFF WITH THE OLD, ON WITH THE NEW. The plan for renewing the old ap ple orchards of the Willamette Valley as outlined by Millard Lownsdale In a recent lecture at Corvallls Is the first practical suggestion that has been made toward the solution of a very old problem a problem that "has vexed fruit enthusiasts for many years. The plan is bold and yet alluring. It is proposed to cut off the tops of these trees and top-graft with that most toothsome of all apples, the Yel low Newtown. State Boards of Hor ticulture and horticultural societies have long wrestled with this old or chard proposition along coercive lines, . but the grizzled old trees still flaunt their tangled heads high in the air. It Is now proposed to appeal di rectly to the commercial instincts of the farmer-owners. This is a practi cal and common-sense method of pro cedure, and merits complete success. But beyond all utilitarian or eco nomic reasons for the adoption of this plan are considerations of pride and of pleasure in enhancing the nat ural beauty of the Valley's landscapes. By the removal of these unsightly apple forests tangPbs wherein the wild hawks nest and all creeping things pasture in undisturbed luxury, we are promised the miracle of a new creation, with beauty reigning on every hand. Perhaps we should not then hesitate to call the attention of the stranger in our midst to the con dition of the apple industry in our Valley. By ail means let us have the experiment of regeneration. Yet It requires a measure of cour age to slash these old trees that have defied all attacks- for nearly half a century forests . that have been through the windy wars of a geir- eratlon where roWns taught their nestlings the Joys of fat and Juicy larvae,- where night-flying moths have drowsed away their ephemeral days secure from all destructive agencies, where many a truant has hidden in the days of youth and browsed among the "ereasy pippins" with a Joy that staled not, though many frosts after ward showed their - valiance In his luxuriant hair. Bold Indeed Is the man who would propose to cut down these old friends that In our childhood gave us the Sweet Bough, the Red Astrachan, the Red June, the Early Harvest and per haps a hundred other varieties not found ' in the markets of today, These varieties, ' perchance, have served their time and must give place to those more In demand, but their memories will always be hallowed. Yet the, procession passes. Let us be off with the old love and on with the new. AID FOB SEATTLE EXPOSITION. Washington reports do not Indicate a favorable feeling toward the Seattle Exposition appropriation bill. Re gardless of the merits of the project, It will be an extremely difficult task to secure the desired appropriation of more than $1,000,000, and, with the feeling displayed by some of the members of the House committee, Seattle might consider herself In fair ly good luck If she shall secure half of that amount. In all of the reports coming from Washington constant reference Is made to the bad effect which the Jamestown fiasco would have on the expected appropriation for Seattle. If this be the Influence working against the project, it re flects no credit on the intelligence of the men who are unfavorable to a liberal appropriation. The conditions and Influences which made a failure of the James town Exposition could not by a wide stretch of the Imagination be con strued as having anything In common with those which will govern the success or failure of the big show Seattle is preparing. If the Seattle Exposition must be haggled over and cut down because the Jamestown Ex position was a failure, why would it not be fair to pass a liberal appropri ation, and pass it quickly, because the Portland Exposition was a grand suc cess? Nearly every element that en tered Into the success of the Portland Exposition will be In evidence at Se attle.. The exposition will be a suc cess because the Portland Exposition was a success. The "Western" stamp of enterprise and self-reliance was on the Portland project, and It will also be on that of Seattle. It was sadly missing from the Southern failure. If the bill Is pruned too deeply or should meet with defeat. It will be largely the result of Ignorance on the, part of the men opposing it. The theory that the Almighty never claimed jurisdiction west of the Rocky Mountains is still fondly cher ished by too many Eastern people, and the West is not Infrequently forced to suffer by reason of this ig norance. It would be most regretta ble If this feeling should prevent Se attle from receiving the recognition to which she is entitled. The value of Government recognition in an en terprise of this nature extends beyond the mere money appropriated, for with liberal aid from the Government the exposlton receives a prestige of value difficult to estimate in dollars and cents. Were It not for this fact, it is hardly probable that the Seattle Exposition would be very much loser by the failure of the Government to assist. Seattle is resourcetui, and from a purely- money standpoint could make up for any Government deficiency; but in view of the manrier In which other similar projects have been aid ed, it is hardly fair that she should be denied some aid. Some of ' the counties in the state" have already pledged appropriations aggregating $250,000, and the amount pledged by Seattle, the State of Washington and other states reaches a sum by com parison with which the amount asked from the Government is quite mod est. Because one mismanaged expo sition was permitted to waste a vast sum of Government money is not a sound reason why an enterprise whose success is a certainty should be denied a much smaller amount. An effort Is making to unite In a single body several small denomina tions of Protestant Christians, of which the United Brethren are per haps most numerous. The other bodies bear the names of Evangeli cal Association, United Evangelical and Methodist Protestant. All are represented in -the Pacific Northwest; but in many places only by isolated members. Substantially these denom inations all agree, and it is believed that their work could be made much more effective through united action. In the olden time in Oregon the United Brethren were pioneer work ers in the religious' Held, and -ever since have had a growing organiza tion here though of growth less rapid than several others. This church has a theological school and large publishing-house -at Dayton, O., and about ten colleges in different states. Union of similar bodies with it, if such union can be brought about, will make an organization much stronger for efficient work. This pro posed union is another sign of the tendency of the times towards con solidation, or co-operation, in relig ious and ecclesiastical work, as well as in secular business. All Presby terians now are virtually united. The separation of the people into sects. which was a consequence of early conditions, turns to union under the quick movement and rapid Inter course of the present time. In this field also the railroad, the telegraph, the newspaper and the mails are forces that work powerfully for con centration. . The citizens of Astoria are to be congratulated on their action in or ganizing the Port of Astoria. Thla Is a move in the right direction, and, if the work accomplished is as satisfac tory proportionately as that which is to the credit of the Port of Portland, much good will result. There has never been the slightest disposition on the part of Portland to Interfere In any manner with Astoria s projects for improving her harbor or the chan nel to the Sea. There are certain In terests between Portland and the sea in which Astoria -has a mutual Inter est with Portland, and It was for this reason that we have at times invited the assistance of our Clatsop County friends. The fact that our invitations were declined without thanks has, of course, failed to cause a stoppage of our efforts to make needed improve ments in river and bar channels, and tug and pilot service. Now that As toria has at last grasped the meaning of river and harbor improvement, she will soon learn that there is more than a modicum of truth in the old saying that God helps those who help themselves. . ' One "Charles Brown, foreman for Rothschild & Jones, stevedores," has been loading a ship at Portland, and on his return to Puget Sound tells the Tacoma Ledger that complaints of service on the Columbia bar are not overdrawn, and that "he does not "wonder the captains hate to take a ship there." It will , probably interest Mr. Brown to know that there are great many captains who do not "hate to take a ship there." As a matter of fact, the number . who are taking ships to the Columbia has Increased to such an extent that Messrs. Roths child & Jones have established an of fice in this city because stevedoring work Is more plentiful at Portland than on Puget Sound. If Portland Is such a distressingly bad port. It seems a trifle strange that Mr. Brown's firm would find any reason for establish ing themselves In business here, but, having done so, .the policy of "knock ing" the port Is questionable. Among the first of those. who are making announcements of their can didacy for nomination at the primary I election Is Joseph Gaston. He offers himself for the position of Railroad Commissioner. Nobody . Is better known throughout Oregon than Mr. Gaston. He never has been an office seeker nor anybody's hired man The work he has done in and for Ore gon and the work has been various and long continued has been opon his own Initiative. - He has the ex perience, the character and the inde pendence of all special interests to qualify him for the place for which he now offers himself. His announce ment appears today. . "If the Legislature is to elect the Senators, why should It not also elect the Congressmen?" For election of Senators in Congress, see article I, section 3, Constitution of the United States. For election of Representa tives in Congress, see article I, sec tion- 2, 'Constitution of the United States. It is pleasing to note that from the press of this progressive state there is practically a universal call for the referendum, on selection of United States ' District Attorney for Oregon. To Mr. Schuebel it should be specially pleasing, since he lives right In the referendum shop. Give the people chance. - . If residents of every section In Portland and adjacent suburbs can arrange to return home as they leave home in squads instead of battalions 'the no-seat-no-fare problem may be solved. - Ninety-eight Republican Congress men favor Taft's candidacy. It is pertinent to Inquire how many of them will be delegates to the Chicago convention, where preferences count. Latest figures on the Panama Ca nal put the cost at $300,000,000 In stead 'of $135,000,000, as first estl mated. The country is not only abje but willing to pay the difference. Says the Richmond (Va.) Post-Dis patch: "We bfein to think that big stick Is hollow inside." ' Neither John D. Rockefeller nor Edward H. Harri- man shares that opinion. RECORD OF "FIGHTING BOB" EVANS I The ; pilot of One Hundred Mllllona' Worth of Uncle Sam's Ships. Letter in New York Evening Post. In a recent, issue I saw a letter pub lished from Park Benjamin, in which that gentleman severely censures Rear-Admiral Evans, U. S. N. It would seem from the wording of Mr. Benjamin's letter that he Is a trifle undecided upon whom to charge the heinous crime of having one familiar with those waters assist In pilot ing a hundred millions' worth of the Gov ernment's property through the Straits of Macallan. Can it be possible that this good-for-nothing and timid Admiral is the same Evans 1. Who, as a boy, was crippled for life while In the front of the "forlorn hope" at Fort Fisher? 2. Who was promoted SO files for gal lantry In that action, and contrary to all precedent, retained on the active list? 3. who in the old navy was known as one of the most daring and skillful sail ors, and whose feats of navigation were the talk of many a wardroom? 4. who took the Yorktown through the Magellan Straits and up through the un chartered Smythe's Channel (without a pilot) ? 5. Who with a small gunboat, blurred the Chileans to a standstill and made them respect our flag, when the aster- wards "newspaper hero of Santiago ruKi allowed his men to be murdered and the flag Insulted? . Who. as captain of the New York and Indiana made each ship In turn the pride of the Navy? , 7. who, though badly Injured ty Ine fall of a hatch cover, stuck to his com mand In the Iowa, and got his ship closer to the enemy than any other captain at Santiago? 8. Who. as Oommander-m-cnler or tne Asiatic station, (brought that fleet to such stage of excellence that its gunners held the naval trophies several times in succession? 9. Who made the fast run from Hong kong to Sandy Hook in the battleship Kentucky? . 10. Who, though entitled to shore duty. was selected to command our main fleet because he was the best man for the job? 11. Who is regarded by all real sailors in every navy as the peer of any fleet commander afloat today? 12. And who, December 1 last, led out of Hampton Roads for the Pacific a fleet of 16 fine ships, which were the pride and joy of every American who saw them? - As to pilots, the trans-Atlantic skippers. who have been in and out of New York harbor hundreds of times, are doubtless overwhelmed with shame every time they take on a .Sandy Hook pilot. If not, they should be. ' m a ENLIGHTENED FORESTRY POLICY Professor Lake's Notice of Meeting ef State Forestry Association. CORVALLIS. Or.. Jan. 22. (To the Editor.) The Oregon Forestry Associa tion opens its public campaign for an en lightened state forestry policy In Port land February 14. This Is the Iirst or a series of meetings that the association DroDoses to hold for the purpose of dis cussing the various phases of forestry as related td the welfare, both present and future, of our great commonwealth. There are several problems upon which legislation must soon be enacted. That this legislation may be Just and fair to all concerned, It has been deemed best to hold a series of public meetings so that all phases of the subject may be presented and given due consideration. At this time the association especially invites land owners, lumbermen and mill men, statesmen and public-spirited cltl zens to be present and hear H. E. Lan gllle discuss the topic. "The Taxation of Cut-Over and Burned-Over Land." This Is a live topic, and becoming more so every day. It is of great moment to our -future forest industry and it behooves every patriotic citizen to aid in settling it right, at an early date. The exact place of meeting will be an nounced In the Portland newspapers about February 13. The association will be pleased to consider communications upon this topic from those who may not be able to attend the meeting. The suc cess of the new forest law, which was In ltiated by this association, Is such as to encourage the members in the hope that they may be instrumental In placing upon the statute books other acts wnicn may further aid in developing a safe and sane forest policy for our state, and in this work It most cordially welcomes the co operation of all good citizens. They Arc Honest Now. SEATTLE, Wash., Jan. 22a (To the Editor.) I notice, in an article in your issue of January 17th, under the heading "Bis Gain by City Banks," that you mention that in regard to the bank clearings of Seattle and Los Angeles: "It has been repeatedly ex plained that this Is accounted for by the methods of padding balances re sorted to in these cities." As chairman of the clearing-house committee I feel that I ought to be informed as to the particulars. The clearings of Seattle are settled every day in gold, and if there Is anything contained in them In the nature of padding. I should be informed. I can imagine no method by which such practice could be employed and should be greatly obliged for enlightenment on the subject. is. w. ANDREWS, Chairman Seattle Clearing-House Com mittee. The Oregonlan acknowledges Its error. The Seattle banks have been paying their balances in cash for whole year, after years of dishonest padding. The Oregonlan should never have overlooked the important fact that the Seattle bankers are honest now and have been for an entire twelve months. - Senator Jeff Davis Gets n Shock. Washington (D. C.) Stories in New York 1 Times. Senator Jeff Davis, of Arkansas, arrived in Washington, D. C., a great admirer of President Roosevelt. He hastened to the White House, where he was warmly wel comed, but he has not been there since. It Is now known why he stays away. On that visit Roosevelt gripped the Sena tor's hand and asked: "Mighty glad to see you, Senator, and how are all the boys at home?" "They are all right," said Davis, "and most of them would like to see you con tinued as President for another four years. Don't you think you will see your way clear to run again?" "Well, I hardly think so," replied the President, "but I'll tell you right now, if I thought I could carry North Carolina I certainly would be a candidate again. I would like to break into the 'Solid South." "I think you might get some state In the South. A great many of them are for you. But why do you specify North Carolina? Wouldn't my state dor' For a moment the President looked non plussed: then he smiled as he admitted: "By George! Senator. Do you know I took you for Overman of North Caro lina." It Is Solved. The 'Dalles Optimist. The Oregonian asks:- "The combined ages of Mary and Ann are 44 years. Mary is twice as old as Ann was when Mary was one-half as old as Ann will be when Ann is three times as old as Mary was when Mary was three times as old as Ann. How old is Mary?" We have worked the problem according to State ment No. 1 and find that xquals y minus 17 plus Mrs. voodcock: therefore if Mary lives until half past 11 o'clock next Jaunary she will be qualified to vote at the Spring election In 1909. or thereabouts. If we had the size of Ann's feet we could give the answer to a minute. EFFICIENT SERVICE ITS SLOGAN. New Hake-ni of the State Editorial Association of Oregon. PORTLAND. Jan. 23. (To the Editor.) The new constitution and bylaws of the State Editorial Association of Oregon rep resents the work of a committee, con sisting of J. S. Delllnger, Charles H. Fisher. J. C Hayter, B. E. Kennedy and Henry Waldo Coe, and was unanimously adopted by the late meeting. It Is In line with the Ideas of the late executive com mittee Messrs. Woodard, Bath and Coe, who Mor some months had the matter under discussion, seeking to work out a plan by which the local press might come Into a more efficient form for serv ice In the interest of the public and its own constituent members. The fact that It was adopted without a dissenting vote, demonstrates the feeling that existed that a change was necessary, and that this. as stated by the committee, might be taken as a beginning, at least. In the right direction. The name was changed, bringing the so ciety to a higher plane of union, based upon editorial relations first, rather than the purely business side of the profession, although business affairs are also to have a more systematic attention than formerly. The association is to be managed by an executive committee, consisting of a president, vice-president, recording-sec retary, treasurer, corresponding-secretary and three trustees. A great deal of work as to the assembling of the state asso ciations is to be carried out along the lines adopted by Dr. Coe for the late meeting, which proved so successful, under the special guidance of the corresponding-secretary. The officers are to be elected annually. except the trustees who are to serve for three years, one retiring annually. There are many special features m tne constitution which are new. One pro vides for the organization of county or district associations. Where three papers exist in a county, a local county organi zation is advised, although with five or less papers In a county the papers of the county may join with those of an other county under the name of the other county, for temporary purposes, and two counties ' may Join In a Joint county association, or a district association may be made up of two or more counties. County and district associations are en titled to elect one member each to the house of newspaper representatives. Thla house shall meet for the purpose of dis cussing general topics of interest before the opening of the regular state asso ciation, and shall make recommendations to the general body fi which each rep resentative shall have a vote in addition to his vote for his own paper. This house representing the newspapers of the state by direct vote In their own counties, is also to act as the nominat ing committee, although the state asso ciation shall not be obliged to follow such suggestion and no member is barred from making nominations. The complaint that the association has been controlled by a coterie of persons In their own Interest, has seriously worked against the great est usefulness of the association, and It Is believed that, by this arrangement, this objection will now pass away. The house of newspaper representatives are directed to select "persons who will in their be lief truly represent the highest news paper standing In the association, and be thoroughly qualified for the important duties and honors of their respective positions." A uniform constitution Is provided for local societies, and the president is directed to crowd organization of the county societies, and he is given authority to select local organizers therein. A copy of the- constitution will be sent to all members of the association, as soon as printed. AH former members remain In good standing in the reorganized bodv Debt for two year's dues forfeits mem bership. Membership is held by the periodical. The periodical has but one vote In the meetings but all editors and owners are admitted to the- meetings. Change of owners does not drop the paper, but new owners and new editors tnust apply to the executive committee for purposes of being re-listed, which committee has the power, subject to appeal to the general as sociation, to refuse membership or to expel for unjournallstic or other mis behavior. County associations shall meet four times yearly. The state rate committee shall adopt a schedule of rates which shall be merely advisory. The counties, shall revise these rates as deemed proper and use them as a general standard to work from, also advisory. An important feature in the reorganiza tion is the legislative authority of the new house f newspaper representatives who with the executive commltte shall meet at some time before or during the session of the State Legislature for the purpose of formulating measures for the public good in which the newspapers are specially Interested. Certain legislative members in the past having shown special viciousness toward the newspaper fra ternity, the house of newspaper represen tatives is instructed to hereafter make up a, list of any such and to send the same to all newspapers of the state. The local societies shall become mem bers of the state association as soon as the constitution provided shall bo adopted and their application approved by the president or executive committee. Membership applications In the local so cieties may be made through the state association or through the local society. The right of appeal to the state society is provided. A. B. C. INCREASED FEDERAL PENSIONS, Rev. C. E. CHne Points Ont That These Are Not AH Original Grants. PORTLAND, Jan. 23. (To the Editor.) I notice lately an unusual number of Federal pensions being granted 94 report ed in yesterday's Oregonian, aggregating $1248 per month. Batches similar to this have been coming quick and fast, and which received recently an oblique crlti clam by The Oregonian. These are not, as might be supposed original grants of pensions, but an in crease of $2 to $4 per month, some a little more possibly, to the oldest men under the age ruling of President Roosevelt some two years ago, and which are now for the first time being adjusted by the pension office. These pensions have not been procured by Congressman Hawley, or any one else, out are given on the sim ple fact of age, a record of which the department has of every man. A few of the recent grants, are origi nal, however, to a man here and there who has not been getting a pension, and Is now placed on the role by reason of his having reached the age of 62, which en titles him to $12. A few are for the minor children of some silly veteran. who has married a young and bigger fool than himself, which Is saying a good deal. C. E. CLINE. All Women Like Cats, Says Judge. Cleveland Dispatch in New York World. Clearing his courtroom of 200 women as sembled to listen to testimony anent grill room dinners and dancing on a table. brought out In the divorce suit of Horace Mitchell against Helen Mitchell, Judge H. Keeier declared: "All women are cats. They will turn suddenly on their best friends and spit and claw and scratch them. Most of the women I ordered from the room came to hear testimony against Mrs. Mitcneii. a woman is peculiar. There are few real friendships among women because they always are waiting for a chance to criticise their acquaint ances. A divorce trial is always attrac tive to women. They come to hear of grillroom escapades, because they proba bly never have been In one. They come to satiate their curiosity about things iney poimng or. BY .LILIAN TINGLE. When you are 17 or IS and just "out." after a rather secluded schoolroom life, you are likely to care more about what people think of you than you do when you have seen more of the world, and you will treasure a compliment as if it were pure gold, instead of "sounding brass and a tinkling cymbal." This must be my excuse for offering for your consideration a tarnished com pliment received long ago, but still un- forgotten. It was the day after a "tea" that the daughter of my hostess greeted me as I suppose girls have greeted each other ever since the days of Cain and Abel's sisters with a delighted giggle and the question: "What do you think I heard about you?" "What will you give me for a compliment?" Well, of course. I was ready to give her anything, even to the half of my Kingdom: so eventually she told me that Mrs. So-and-So had told her mother I was one of the most inter esting and entertaining young girls she had ever mu a really brilliant talker, one .with whom it was a positive pleasure to converse. Naturally I felt elated for the moment. until the bubble of my vanity collapsed with the painfully clear recolfection that Mrs. So-and-So was the ponderous andemphatic lady, who, having me cor nered, without the faintest possibility of escape, had held forth "like the un wearied rook" for a full half hour on the deeds and misdeeds of her maids past, preseht and future. My only sham In the conversation had been a polite Interjection when she paused for breath Really!" "How dreadful!" "What did you do then?" "Yes, Indeed. I should think so!" "Very trying!" and so forth. And the worst of It was, my con science reminded me that most of the time I was not even listening properly. for my mind was concentrated upon the new and becoming style of halrdressing worn by one of my neighbors and the possibilities of adopting it for my own use. I could never win such a compli ment nowadays, for I suppose I should be trying to squeeze In opinions and ex periences of my own, and you know the good old definition of a bore "One who insists on telling his. troubles when you are dying to telUyours." I still remember that onj head of thla lady's oration dealt with the Iniquity of people who give glowing "characters" to maids that they were anxious to get rid of; and of the various troubles that beset the path of the seeker and teller of the whole truth In this connection. Picking up a recent magazine article on the ever green domestic service question, I see exactly the same troubles rehearsed and lamented, so we seem to have traveled very little nearer to the solution of this problem, except that there Is a whole some Inclination to regard It from the side of the employe rather than exclu sively from the standpoint of the em ployer, and eventually something may bn done to put the matter on a proper business basis. In the meantime things are not helped by the woman who al ways writes recommendations that read like epitaphs all but the good forgotten, or the one who, often unjustly, refuses to give any reference at ail. Some one told me recently of a woman of the lat ter class who on being asked, said, "No, Bridget, I really cannot write you a recommendation." "Aw! nlver mind, ma'am," said the unabashed Bridget. "Oi'll write ut fur ye, and ye can make yer mark to ut." Some years ago there was a rather amuslr lawsuit In Paris, resulting In the payment of a fine by a certain witty Countess, who had given the following testimonial to her cook, one less ac complished than "Bridget," and quite unable to read writing. For the sake of her gourmet of a husband, the Countess endured for some years this cook's in so- . lence and dishonesty; but one day, in a fit of temper, the latter walked off and engaged herself with another lady, whose husband was a great admirer of the good things of the table. Then she returned to ' the Countess, "Madame," said sh, "you will give me a character, if you please, not for my cooking that is well known but for ho esty and the rest of it." This is what she received and pre sented to her new employer: "I, Comtesse de F , hereby certify that for three years I have been at the service of Mademoiselle Louise Girot, and done my very best to please her in all things and to show her my devoted submission. I' was often distressed at seeing that her temper was somewhat difficult to put up with, though I tried . hard to live on good terms with her on account of the excellence of her sauces, of which M. le' Comte was so fond, that I should have liked to remain at Made moiselle Louise's Service much longer. My purse, as well as my patience, hav ing been constantly dealt with by Made moiselle Louise with unlimited liberty, I cannot say much about her honesty." "Dear Charles Lamb" (to quote Wendy's sampler in "Peter Pan") was not exempt from servant difficulties any more than less lovable mortals, as a characteristic letter of his, unpublished until a yea or two ago, will testify. "Dear Mrs. H , Sally, who brings this with herself back has given every pos sible satisfaction in doing her work, etc.. but the fact is that the poor girl Is opprest with a ladylike melancholy and cannot bear to be so much alone as she necessarily must be in our kitchen, which, to say the truth, is damn'd soli tary, where she can see nothing, and converse with nothing, and not even look out of the window. The con sequence is she has been caught shed ding tears all day long, and her own comfort has made It indispensable to send her home. 'Your cheerful, noisy children-crowded house has made har feel the change so much the more. "Our late servant always complained of the want of children, which she had been used to in her last place. One man's meat is another man's poison, as they say. However, we are eternally obliged to 1 you as much as if Sally could have stayed. We have got an old woman coming who is too stupid to know when she is alone and when she is not. Yours truly, C. Lamb, for self and sister." Triangular Troubles. Roseburg Review. Two married women engaged in a fistio altercation for the delectation of a small sized crowd near the Southern Pacific freight depot Friday evening. The hus band of one of the. combatants IS said to have been the cause in having paid too much attention to the other woman. The dove of peace, however, is said to reign today over both households.