10 THE MORNING OREGONIAN, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1907. SCRSCKIPTION RATES. 1XVAR1ABI.T IN ADVANCE. (By Mall.) Dally, Sunday Included, one year. . . . . .$8-00 Pally. Sunday Included, nix months...- 4-25 Llilly, Sunday tncluded. three months.. 2.25 L)all3', Sunday Included, one month 75 Dally, without Sunday, one year........ 600 Dally, without Sunday, six months 8.85 Daily, without Sunday, three months. .. 1.75 Dally, without Sunday, one month 00 Sunday, one year a 2-50 Weekly, one year (Issued Thursday)... 150 Sunday and weekly, one year 3.50 BY CARRIER. Dally. Sunday Included, one year &-00 Daily. Sunday Included, one month "5 MOW TO REMIT Send postoflice money order, express order or personal check on your lojal bank, stamps, coin or currency are at the sender's risk. Give postoflce ad dress in lull. Including; county .and state. rOSTAOK RATES. Entered at I'ortland. 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Wheatley; Oakland News Staad; B E. Amos, manager Ave wagons ;iIi!Hcld, Nov. Louie Fonln; C E. Hunter. Eureka, Cal. Call-Chronicle Agency; Eu reka News Co. I'OHTLAXO. WEDNESDAY, DEC. 18. 1907. A COMPLEX PROBLEM. No doubt the argument' that the income-from the "liquor tax Is ssential to support of government will be ridi culed by prohibitionists; yet It is an argument that has a very practical side. The tax on the manufacture brings into the Treasury of the United States tl50.000.000 a year. What form or taxation would take its place? Di. roct taxation, undoubtedly, of some kind, which would fall on a class of people different from those who ulti mately pay the liquor tax; yet this class has already plenty of taxes, di rect and indirect, to pay. But the Government tax on manufacture, gnat as the sum produced by it is, yet is but a bagatelle when compared with the municipal taxes collected from the sale. This runs into hundreds of millions. The little city of Portland alone collects $325,000 a year, which, if liquor taxation were abandoned, would be added to the direct taxes. The financial side of this subject is not to be ignored in the discussion of general and total prohibition. It will force Itself on general attention and will prove no unimportant factor. Rev enue from taxation of liquors, malt, vinous and spirituous, is an important part of the revenues of every great country. The harm done by abuse of liquors is everywhere patent, but In the common sense and Judgment of the world there is difference between use and abuse, and taxpayers will not wish to take on themselves, for a sen timent which all do not share, the vastly additional burden of taxes that loss of revenues from liquors would impose on them.. This consideration will certainly be a prominent factor in the debate and in the formation of final opinion. And while it will be said that if sale and consumption of liquors were wholly stopped society would hnve fewer burdens to carry and fewer charges to meet, it wou". not be wise to depend on this-argument, since, in the long run, the oper ations of government will be found as expensive as ever. The official sysgem will not be cut down. On the economic and industrial side, too, there will be much loss. We are hopgrowers and vineyardists and pro ducers of cereals;, we are makers of bottles and barrels and cases; we are carriers by water and rail. Thousand of employers are in these lines of in dustry and business. Owners of real estate, in large numbers, also have an interest, direct and indirect, in one part or another of this great economic. Industrial and financial problem. These facts are mentioned merely to remind such as wish to think of It how important and far-reaching the genera! problem is. Recalling these various facts, we do not think the people of the United States will, as a whole, accept the prohibition pro-' gramme. It will prevail in many lo calities, where men vote for prohibi tion, yet go off at intervals "for a change" to places where prohibition doe3 not prevail. In the country dis tricts, in. the smaller towns and cities, there will be prohibition through the method of "local option"; but else where, in the larger towns and great cities, for multitudinous reasons, some of which we have recounted, it will not prevail. The revenue question is in it; the industrial question is In it; the question of free choice and indepen dence is in it. There always will be multitudes of persons, especially In the larger town:; and cities, who will bo unwilling to put themselves in leading strings to the state. And all over the state there will be other multi tudes who, while willing to join in lo cal prohibition, will not vote for gen eral prohibition. Benton County will give a majority for prohibition in Ben ton, but will not cast a majority for prohibition In Multnomah. The reason is obvious. Country life and city life have different conditions. The Oregonian therefore is of the opinion that prohibition, as a state policy, -would not carry in Oregon. It believes such proposition would be defeated by a heavy vote. We do not overlook the fact that it has carried in several of our great Southern States. That, however, is due to the' presence therein of a very heavy negro population, which it Is desired to keep under control. But it constitutes the very reason why the people of other states, who feel able to control them selves, do not want it. Yet in all these states there are large districts which will enforce prohibition for themselves through local option. They wish and intend to cut out the saloon at home, because it has been conducted in such a way as to make itself a rulsance. Yet multitudes who vote against the saloon order for themselves from the city such liquors as they want. Let us be frank about this business and avoid cant and humbug... The people of the United States, speaking at large, do not want prohibition. Nor will they have it. But they do intend to keep the traffic in liquors within closer bounds and regulations than hereto fore. It has been too loose, too free and too easy. It has fallen too much Into irresponsible hands. Abuses of the saloon, abuses of "treating," with concomitants of gambling and other vices, have been carried in our coun try to an extent elsewhere unknown. The liquor trade has deeply offended the people by Its intermeddjing with politics. It has been thrown as a solid force for or against candidates, and has provoked Just retaliation. The sa loon, in many cases, has been permit ted to be the resort of disreputable characters. "The lid" is going down fast on all these abuses, and on "the revolver habit" that accompanies them. There will be fewer drinking places, and these will be, conducted within strict regulations; else the time is not distant when there will be no public drinking places anywhere. In our old and large cities restrictions are more closely enforced than in the smaller ones. It is the small town or village where the police regula tions are less strict, and the sense of responsibility less developed among the sellers of liquors, that the abuses are most flagrant. And, moreover, in such places they are under every body's eyes. About the fringes and outskirts of large cities prohibition, by local option makes progress, yet those who do not want saloons In a resi dence district will not vote for prohi bition in the whole city. All these cir cumstances are part of the whole problem; and there are many more. It is a fiscal, economical, social, po litical, moral and financial problem, all in one; and therefore it will be with us yet awhile, and perhaps indefinitely. AMERICA'S DELINQUENCY. A Victoria, dispatch in yesterday's Oregonian announced the settlement by the Russian government of the long-standing thiim of a number of Victoria sealers seized in 1892. Jus tice in this case moved with leaden footsteps, but this belated acknowl edgment of a commercial crime is so much better than anything that the American Government has done in this line that the Russians are really en titled to much credit. Among the four vessels which will receive the $82,000 damages awarded by Russia was the schooner Rosie Olsen, and the case of this particular craft is an ex cellent example of the monstrously un fair policy of the Tinlted States re garding the sealing interests. The Rosie Olsen was built at Astoria, and, in company with a number of other sealing schooners, sailed under the American flag in the early days of the industry. But when the first seiz ures were made in Bering Sea and her owners realized with deep chagrin that the British government was protecting Its sealers while the Americans were not protected, they promptly .sought shelter under the British flag. Settlement of this claim by the Rus-i ians leaves nothing unpaid except the claims of the American sealers who were seized by American cutters. Every- Canadian schooner seized with the American sealers has received lib eral payment for damages, the last payment by the American Government amounting to $425,000; but not one dollar has ever been paid an Ameri can schooner owner who lost his prop erty under Identical circumstances with those attending the seizure of the Canadian schooners. This dis graceful sealing policy has afforded the world with the extremely rare and humiliating spectacle of the repudia tion of the American flag by the American Government. This final set tlement by the Russian government, after fifteen years' wrangling, how ever, may be encouraging to the Americans who had their property il legally seized by American cutters. Jt required ten years of. almost con tinual "prodding" to force this Gov ernment to pay the Canadians, and, now that there are; no debts outstand ing on sealing account except those due Americans, some favorable action may be taken on them, thus permit ting the close of a very disgraceful chapter in American maritime history. STOCK DIVIDENDS. The Western Union spent so much money In its recent effort to vanquish Its striking employes that the treas ury was somewhat bare in spots when the time for declaring the regular quarterly dividend arrived. But the Western Union, like a good many other corporations which have an ir revocable "cinch" on our public util ities, was undismayel by the shortage in the cash box and the dividend was declared and paid not in cash, but in "stock" which had remained un sold in the treasury. This transaction opens up a world of possibilities, now that the public has been taught the methods by which two shares of stock are made to grow where only one had grown before. By paying in stock it would of course be comparatively easy to Increase the size of the dividend, the possible percentage being limited only by the amount of stock on hand when the dividend date arrives. Naturally a good big dividend, such' as would be possibli with plenty of stock with which to pay it, would en hance the theoretical value of the stock on which the dividend was paid. The experience of all trusts, from Standard Oil down or up to Chewing Gum, has shown that whenever the dividend began to assume formidable proportions it was the part of wisdom or caution or rascality to authorize an additional issue of stock, which, of course, would cause a proportional re duction in the dividend. The possi bilities of this endless chain system of financiering are bewildering in their immensity." They are remindful in a manner of the amateur poultry grower, who, with mathematical cer tainty, figured that in twenty years the natural Increase In his flock of chickens would give him something like 200,000,000,000 fowls. "I knew my duty to humanitj'," said he. "and as soon as I learned that my flock would ultimately reach such vast pro portions, I took a hatchet and re moved the head from each of the birds." ' Now, if Western Union should fol low out the system of paying dividends with stock and increasing stock for the purpose of paying more dividends It is difficult to foresee the conse 1 quences. Someone should apply the ' hatchet before it is too late. I IS FRANCE DECADENT? ' The problem is one which has been i engaging for years the attention of ob servant thinkers. Rightly do the his torians of France descant on the glori ous part she has played in the general work of civilization, of the sympa thetic genius which has seized and translated for the world the ideas of reason, justice and all the theory of life, private and public; of the idealist perseverance whose experiments have saved the world so much suffering and "made of her follies the wisdom of other nations." It is the idea of the brilliant French historian Miche let that his nation died upon the cross in her "Great Revolution," to expiate the sins of the whole world. It 13 an idea, certainly, of deep significance. "All nations had sinned in her way, though not indeed to the same extent. France can even boast, in her fasci nating fashion, of having pushed log ical tendencies to their vicious ex tremes in order to show us the danger attending them. The types she has thu3 set up dominate literature and thought. In her we may see our selves as we should be, and as we might have been." The vitalstatistics again call atten tion to the fact that her population makes virtually no gain in numbers. Last year there were only 806,847 births, while thirty years ago the num ber was 960,000. What these figures mean can be seen by comparing them with those of Germany, where the ex cess of births over deaths last year was 792,839; or Austria, where it was nearly half a million; or of Great Brit ain, where It was 493,878. Germany's present rate of increase is fourteen a thousand, while thirty years ago it was only twelve a thousand. France Is short of 400,000 births a year to meet the proportionate increase of other countries. This is the more ex traordinary, because while the birth rate in 1906 fell 34,000 below that of the , preceding period, the marriage rate rose y more than 10,000. The divorce factor appears to be unimpor tant, the number of divorces in 1906 being only 2500 In excess of the aver age during the preceding decade. France, then, is becoming sterile. The causes lie in the Great Revolution and in Its consequences. Bodley, in his great book on France, explains that the determination of the peasants not to have many children, primarily due to the law which enforces the di vision of real property among off spring, has become a habit and has encouraged the idea that the land is incapable of supporting even those who already dwell upon it. In nearly three-fourths of the departments of France the population is decreasing. Only the large cities hold 'their own, with Paris showing some gain. . Again, there is the moral and psy chological result of a' people which never yet Tias found a political gov ernment to soothe and weld together the elements unsettled by the great upheaval. Factions in France are en emies of each other, to an extent else where unknown. All are intensely de voted to France, but co-operation among them is impossible. LETTRES DE CACHET. It would be absurd to take Mr. Tillman more seriously than he takes himself. The vehement South Caro linian is by no means a fool: hence It stands to reason that he knows all about the element of vaudeville in his speeches and conduct and values it as an advertisement or for something else. Perhaps he plays low- comedy because he likes it, which, after ail. is the very best ot reasons. In his lat est Senatorial dithyramb he raves at Mr. Roosevelt because the President has not yet put any of the border ruf fians of finance in jail. Of course, Mr. Tillman knows very well that the President has no power to put anybody In jail, but when a man has made up his mind to be abusive one reason serves his purpose as well as another. All he needs is a text; the sermon then takes care of itself. The rambunctious Senator talks as if Mr. Roosevelt could Issue a lettre de cachet whenever he liked and hale a trust magnate off to a dungeon every minute in the day If he was so dis posed. Perhaps it is unfortunate for the country that he has not this prompt remedy at his command. It would not only be most wholesome when applied to the freebooting fra ternity who find the courts so sympa thetic, but it would also be useful at times in shutting up certain mouths which pour out a superfluous strea. of' sewage. How long would Mr. Till man remain at large if the President had the power to shut his opponents and critics up in j .11? This is not written to urge that the President be clothed with power to issue lettres de cachet, but one can imagine cases when it would be most refreshing to see him own and exer cise it. Such a case would arise when some Senator, say Mr. Tillman or his blood brother, Jeff. Davis No. 2, arose in the Senate and delivered himself of a stream of vituperation for no possible reason except to make a sen sation; or when some trust organ gravely prints a long list of falsehoods to prove that Mr. Roosevelt created the panic which the buccaneers engi neered to wreck his reputation .and fill their own pockets. In such cases as these one almost regrets that Mr. Roosevelt has not the power to put people in jail and keep them there until they learn to behave decently. But he has not, and for that reason Mr." Tillman may possess his soul in peace and make his speeches as scan dalous as he chooses. As shown at the recent Interna tional Congress of Inventors in New York, about 19,000 applications for patents on various devices await ac tion in the United States Patejnt Bu reau. Five years ago the number of cases, thus held up aggregated 9397. To relieve this enormous volume of delayed or neglected business a strrmg plea was made for a five per cent increase in salaries and office force In the Pensions Bureau, which plea Congress allowed. A much larger in crease is now urged in order that this greater volume of delayed business may be brought up. Perhaps if the number of hours a day that Govern ment employes are required to work were increased to a reasonable limit, and superannuated men and fagged out women who hold positions under civil service regulations were super seded by active, effective, competent workers, the desired end might be at tained without a horizontal increase in salaries or doubling the number of employes'. If all hands could be in duced to work for three months, as the accountants In an ordinary whole sale hardware house that is doing a heavy business, this great volume of delayed patent business would doubt less disappear. Very appropriately,- the Railway Critic, published in the interests of the transportation companies of Amer ica, reraarka that there i3 a great deal of the "friendly" in the case of the City Railway. Company of New York. It was reported that a "friendly" cred itor applied to a "friendly" court and secured the appointment of a "friend ly" receiver. No doubt the "friendly" receiver employed a "friendly" law yer and the bonds of friendship among those on the inside wre unbroken. It was this "friendly" attitude among- the managers that made the mutual robbery operations possible. It is quite ,to be expected that the contin ued "friendly" relations will permit the robbery to go on in the future and cover up and protect the thefts of the past. Th.e chief cause for regret is that the court became a willing party to the "friendly" arrangement and lost Its essential characteristic as an- im partial tribunal. But New York is a long way from Oregon and we need have no fear of "friendly" receivers who employ "friendly" attorneys. A slave of the liquor habit, a mother forgetful of her maternal duties and a wife faithless to her marriage vows, a human wreck to whom honor and decency are closed ports, Mrs. De Reign, the woman in the Burner sui cidal case, is mildly determined to take her own life. To prevent what Is mistakenly supposed to be a catas trophe, she has been committed to the insane asylum. According to the law of humanity as interpreted today, everything possible should be done to prevent this woman from taking her own life. A mistaken estimate, in deed, where death is the only solution left for the ills that beset this per verted life the only mantle that can cover this wretched woman's shame. How the foreman of a logging crew beat a three-card monte operator at his own "brace game" is interestingly told in a story in the last issue of the Saturday Evening Post. The story is not only interesting, but Instructive, for it may save a few people from loss by playing the gam. Then, again,' it may save no one. If the effect of the story should be to tempt readers to try beating the game, it will have an undesirable result. There may be some tricks in his business that the brace-game operator does' not know, but it is a safe assumption that he will learn them as soon as any one does. In the selection of a director of ex hibits the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific "Fair management is entitled to felicitation. Mr. Dosch is not only well equipped by experience for the important duty, but he has equable temperament a most important quality in an exec utive officer who must decide among aggressive rival ' exh.bitors. Besides, he is certain to put a'.l his energy into a work that he loves. Of course, If District Attorney Man ning should turn the light on the transactions of the Title Guarantee & Trust Company there are some who would accuse him of attacking indus try and destroying confidence. There are some kinds of industry and some kinds of confidence that need to be de stroyed. Assessment of all property in the City of Louisville for the present year is 1160,200,000. Louisville is twice as large a city as Portland "and thrice as rich; but her Assessor doesn't know how to assess, or doesn't. If you please, Mr. Weather Clerk, we're not asking-for a "silver thaw" this year. Our shade trees were trimmed close enough the last time to do for a number of years. Masters of finance spoke Monday night on the monetary problem, each offering a partial solution. For the present the plain people acting sanely will solve it. Dan McAllen is clearly neglecting a duty. He hasn't started on a celebra tion in honor of the first train into Portland over the North Bank road. Several fellow-citizens who have been invited to meet Judge Wolverton January 13 may be reminded of an unlucky date. News reports of Gladys Vanderbilt's wedding are what the department store publicity man would call petti coat specials. Be early in sending your Christmas presents and you won't have to be pa tient later on. Denver is a mile' above sea level. Hotel rates there next July will be still higher. , , , GOOD WAY TO PREVENT Nl'RDER Arreat and Jnll Every Man Found (arr.vlng a Iltol. Pendleton Kant Oregonian. The efforts of District Attorney Phelps, Sheriff Taylor and Chief ot Police Gur dane to stop the gun-carrying habit, are highly commendable and it is hoped that every man found carrying concealed weapons will be nabbed and lined the limit. Umatilla County has had a lot of sad experience during the past year as a re sult of this habit and the taxpayers have paid the bill. There is no excuse for a man to carry a revolver in this peaceable country. Any man who does it regularly is a dan gerous man. He is not safe to be at large. Any flurry of passion Is liable to cause him to shoot somebody, either Intentionally or unintentionally and Rn accidental shot will kill a man as dead as an intentional shot. Within the past two weeks a couple of fellows have made the night hedeous on Cottonwood street by shooting In the air. A drunken fool is Just as liable to shoot into a crowd as into the air and every man who is suspicioned of carrying con cealed! weapons should be seised on the street, in saloons, or. anywhere be can be found and fined the full extent of the law. GOVERNOR HUGHES OF NEW YORK. Reason Why He Would Be the Moat Available Candidate. Yakima (Wash.) Republic. The Oregonian says that from now on the minds of Republicans will turn more and more to Governo'r Hughes, of New York, as the most available can didate for President next year. Sec retary Taft was for a while the popu lar favorite. That, we believe, waa because Mr. Roosevelt seemed to want him chosen. It was not because Mr. Taft had done anything to entitle him' to preferment, and it was not because he was especially available. The drift of sentiment now Is plainly away from him. The Oregonjan points out the reason In half a dozen' words Mr. Taft is a representative of controversies in the Republican ranks. It ought to be plnin. and we think It is. that the Republican party Cannot afford to name a man for President who would go into the fight with the bitter opposition of rertain factions and elements. Mr. Taft could not get away from this opposition, nor could Mr. Cannon or Mr. Fairbanks. Mr. Hughes Is a man who has no preju dices to overcome. It is true that he Is cordially disliked by the bosses in his , own state, but these gentlemen have so far been powerless In opposi tion to him and will have no choice but to support him If he is nominated. Governor Hughes is one of the most remarkable men of the day, and the most remarkable thing about him is that he has won the absolute confi dence of the people of the country without resorting to the use of meth ods which usually corrupt ambitious public men, and. which have been a blemish on, the career of even Mr. Roosevelt. Mr. Hughes is a man whose Integrity is regarded as ab solute. He Is Just as much of a re former as Roosevelt, and Just as honest as Roosevelt. Besides that he is with out doubt an abler man in some re spects than the President, and he has the wonderful knack of compelling the right things to be done without beat ing the tomtom, playing to .the gal leries or "appealing to the people." He is a man of clear vision. He knows what is right. Knowing the right, he stands for it, and Is immovable. He makes no mistakes, he asks no conces sions, he will listen to no suggestion of compromise. He stands for what is right, and thus .puts the politicians In the wrong if they oppose him. This remarkable system of playing tfie political game has enabled him to accomplish remarkable results as Gov ernor of New York. He has won every fight for popular rights, has car ried out great reforms and has brought the political machine of that state the most powerful in the Union to his feet. He is the most lrresistable man who ever occupied the Executive office of New York state, and yet he has never asked a favor nor sought a promise nor made one. HOT SHOT FOR A NOTED AGITATOR. How One Goldfleld Paper Para Its Re spects to Vincent St. John. Goldfteld Gossip. A couple ot weeks ago there was a shooting affair on Main street, in the course of which, as usual, the innocent bystander got it this time in the leg; and Vincent St. John, one of the parties in the affair of the shooting, in fact, the man who was shot at, ascaped with a couple of slight flesh wounds. This man St. John, is a stormy petrel; wherever he is there is trouble, either active or brew ing. He was the leader among the So cialist element of the Western Federa tion of Miners here during our troubles last Spring, when you remember our stocks were broken in price, and the credit of our mines badly damaged. Mr. St. John will clearly understand that we " have no personal grievance against him when we say that it was a frreat pity that the man holding the gun in the recent shooting did not have sense enough to hold it straight. Speaking as one who puts the public good foremost in his argument always, Mr. St. John will pardon us for remarking that he would look much better dead. We will add that we should bo more than pleased to attend his funeral and see that the last sad rites were docently obeyed. We will even go a step further and assure him that In the hoped-for event of any thing sudden in the shape of a bullet overtaking him we will cheerfully sub scribe for a wreath for the coffin, and count it money well spent. OBSERVATIONS BY MR. FIWEGAX. BY HIS BOSWELL, J. H. MURPHY. An asset is what's left after they'se et th' ass. If Sinnlter Aldrich still thinks Gov ernor Hughes Is "unknowable" he might consult Jimmy Hyde. I see be th' papers that me frind Frank Davey is purty woll geared. The only way to understhand Socialism is to become a Socialist. . Says Pete d'Arcy to me: "Political independence Is the law of the pie counter where a Dimocrat can't get a doughnut." Sometimes a man is bigger tlown and eut than when he's up and in. If I was the Mayor I'd say to the Council: "Be ladies, boys, be ladies; aythur that or th' Juvenile Coort." " Forecast: Threatening clouds followed by a forensic blow ttnd San Francisco quick-steps. The difference betune Jim Flnnegan and the president of the Great Northern Rail road, is the difference betune th" Arling ton Club an' a policeman's club. It alnt given to th' proletariat to condemn the courts and the laws of his country. Dr. Hlnery Waldo Coe says of Mr. Ruse'felt: "I expect to see him nomi nated; I expect to see him elected; I ex pect to see him serve out a third term." Alnt there something else ye expect, docther? History in the making: First term Ye ll behave y'rsolves. We wont! Second term Rate bill: J29.000.000 fine. Usurper, panic-breeder, monarchist. Put him out! Next term Penitentiary. All serene. t Uncle Jerrj-. "Lion't be too hard on the man who is. always telling you his troubles." said Uncle Jerry Peebles. "Perhaps it's the only comfort In life the poor fellow has." When the Wise Man Fell. Chicago Rerord Herald. He never burked the tiger and he never bet a cent . That he could And the cup which held the pea : He never at a circus tried to crawl beneath the tent. Nor tried to pet a fretful humble be. He never bought a gold rrrick and he never rocked a boat. He never tensed a bulldog in hi life; He never rushed In madly to lay hold upon the throat Of a bully who vat pummelling his wife. He never pulled the trigger of an ancient, rusty gun. Just to see It It contained a load or not; He never, when the gas leaked, started -in upon the run With a lighted lamp to nnd the leaky spot. He never sign?d a paper till he'd read it thru and thru. Ha never skated where the ice was thin; But they coaxed him Into Wall street when the sky wan soft and blue, And they casually atrlpt him to th skin. ARE FRENCH Dl'ELS SERIOUS They May Be If Sranagrd With the Care of a Late Event. New York Sun. The curious attitude of the French mind toward due'.l'.rsg is clearly illustrated hy some authoritative comments on a recent meeting. The affair was very "distin guished." the principals being men of title and well known sportsmen and all four seconds prominent figures in Paris life. The weapons were pistols and the conditions stringent four shots to be ex changed at 25 yards within the space of something more than a minute, and four seconds to elapse between the final warn ing "Are you ready?" and the first shot, thus insuring plenty of time for accurate aim. As one at least of the principals was notoriously a dead shot these condi tions made it extremely improbable that both men would leave the ground un scathed unless they fired into the air. They were guilty of no such mock heroics. Both were hit at the first exchange. Neither was killed, however, nor, it ap pears, seriously wounded, though suffi ciently disabled to end the encounter. The Figaro, which is always punctilious about duels and- permits no scoffing at them, publishes a long account of tins affair from the pen of its collaborator. M. Ieudet. who is a well known authority on sporting matters. M. Irf-urlel winds up his account with the triumphant exclama tion: "After this no one will be able to laugh at pistol ciuels!" But he has pre viously made some revelations. ' such as seldom appear in print, about the inside management of the fight which to some minda may seem to discount his triumph. He states that the pistols had unusually stiff "puils" and tnat the surgeon who loaded them remarked, "With such pulls it will be very difficult to hit." Moreover, black powder was usJ. "which has much less penetrating power than the usual kind." Further, the director of the fight, contrary to the conditions, did not wait four seconds after the final "Ate you ready?" but "tried to surprise the oppo nents by ordering them to fire at once, and the exchange took place within one and a half seconds." The Figaro con gratulates tha director of the fight on this violation of the conditions and remarks about the other "precautions" adopted: "The seconds deserve praise for the pains they took to avoid a disaster without in any way Impairing the serious character which every duel must possess if it Is not to be ridiculous." Seeing that the principals were provided with stiff pulls and inefficient charges and were ordared to fire at an unexpected mo ment the foreigner may fail to understand how "the serious character of the meeting was not in any way impaired." The Fig aro would perhaps answer that the princi pals faced each other's pistols without any knowledge of the "precautions." and so were subjectively exposed to a full mortal risk. WOMAN IX HARD TIMES. Moat Extravagances, In Flush Times, Arc Those of Women. Chicago Evening Journal. In November, 1906, there were imported through New York diamonds and other prec.ous stones to the viilue of $!.T51.447. Last November the Imports of precious stones totaled only $024,655. a decrease of $1,826,792. This change was undoubtedly due to the linancial stringency. When money becomes scarce men do not buy jewels and other expensive luxuries for women; that is evident. Men's luxuries are cut down, also, but men have very few such extravagances. If a man has a yacht and automobiles, the chances are that he has them, not for ills own pleasure, but for his wife's or for that of his feminine friends. The necessary living expenses of even rich men, taken by themselves, amount to very little in comparison with their an nual outgo. What, for example, does Stuyvesant Fish care about a palace at Newport and another in New York? But Mrs. Fish cares, and so Stuyvesant has them. Nine-tenths of the money spent by the men of the United States is spent for women's benefit. Consequently, when money is hard to get women have Jto suffer, whereas men suffer very little, 'except through sympa thy. Tolstoi, in the Kreutzer Sonata, calls attention the fact that all the great and splendid shops of the world are al most exclusively for women," dealing In women's goods; and this is as true In Chicago as In Moscow. Rut In hard times women cannot make - purchases. loubtlnss the dressmakers and furriers of New York and Paris have endured bs great losses as the diamond merchants. Just Issue Greenbacks. New York Evening Post. It was Inevitable that the old quack notions about currency should be trot ted out In a time like this. Yesterday we saw a bill introduced to "base" money upon cotton. In the prolific days of 1893-96 there was a great crop of these "basing" plans. Iron in tha mines, coal in sight, hay in bales, etc.. were proposed as the true security on which to issue currency. The simplest way, of course, is that which Tom Wat sdVi urged yesterday upon the Presi dent, to "base" your currency on noth ing, and just Issue greenbacks to fill every pocket. Rut this is to overlook one Important difference between the present Treasury situation and that of 1893. Then the Government was short of funds: but today it has more than J200.00n,000 of surplus. If greenbacks were "issued," they could only be in payment of Government obligations or purchases of some kind; they arc not tossed out of the windows to the crowd, bs Mr. Watson seems to sup pose. With over $200, '100,000 to the good, the Treasury would look foolish to put out promises to pay. For tho same reason. It did look foolish in put ting out bonds and 3 per cent certifi cates. Chicken tinmbo. letter from Southerner in New York Sun. The real chicken gumbo is made by boiling a chicken in a pot of water till the meat falls from the bone. Pick out the bones. Cut In small pieces about one quart of okra or gumbo, which is the same thing, and cook in the pot with the chicken. Season with onion (itist a lit tle). When all is eonked very tender put in the pot a few shrimps end oysters, it you care for them. When serving put in the soup plate first a tablespoonf til of well boiled rice and cover with the chicken gumbo. This is a dish fit for the gods- when made right. This with hot biscuit or beaten biscuits will make a very hearty and delectable meal. HlRh Tide Brine Rtttn in Pent. Washington (1). C.) Dispatch. High tide the other day drove out rats from the piers at Boston, and in two hours business men and hoys killed more than 1000 of the animals. Th Financial. Knro.v. rtenver Republican. When the street's .last flurry is ended, and the strong boxes open prie'l. When the oldest knocker has faded, ai;d the youngest doubter has died. We shall rest, and faith we shall ned it. from the talk that is needlessly blue. Till the Master of All Finances pays off in his coin ever new. And those that had faith shall be bRppy they shall sit in a greenback chair And shall play with a bulging canvas that is filled up with gold coins fair; They shall find real optimists with them J P. and likewise John D. They shall talk for an age at a sitting, and always Prosperity. And only t'ortelyou shall praise us, and only t'ortelyou shall blame. And all shall be paid in real money cashier's checks will go in the flame And each for the Joy of the spending shnll scatter his gold near ami far. And shall spend his last dtrllar not squeeze it for the God of Good Times as They Aral MUSIC f m IUI.IAM PRVETTE. t'.ie bpritone J with Kritzi Scheff, is a lin.il descendent of the Scotch po"t. Robert Burns, a fact that seemed to have escaped the notice of Portland Scots who very much enjoyed the music of "Mile. Modiste." Pruette is fln accomplished musician, has a repertoire of 120 operas, and ills voice was trained in the pore Italian school of vocal music by Ettora Barilli, a half-brother to Adelini Paul. Pruette's smooth emission of tone and correct vocalism nre admirable. One of his first professional engagements was with the Mapleson Opera Company, when the two stars were Pattl and Nico llni, the tenor. The .opera that Pruette particularly figured in was Gounod's "Ro meo and Juliet," in which he was the Count de Paris. Now, it so happened that the profes sional wigmaker of the company dearly loved a Joke and knowing that rfuctte was a stage "greenhorn" at the time, offered to make-up the baritone's face for him. Pruette agreed. White grease paint was .used on his face and his cheeks were rouged and whitened to a brimstone degree, etc. It so happend that he and Juliet had to "open'' by first walking to the footlights and suddenly gazing upon each other. When Patti sw that bine white face glaring at her in the dim light, she recognized that n make-up Joke had been played on the young rwtri tone, and was so agitated with silent laughter that she dropped her handker chief. But both ringers managed to sing their lines. Pattl afterward presented the handkerchief she had dropped to Pruette, who kept the relic until it was burned with more of his personal ef fects in the New York Vendoiuc lire about 32 years ago. When Brignoli. the great tenor, first came over to this country from Raly, many phrases in the KngliFli lansiMge puzzled him greatly. He was very p,u.i: lar among his associates in old Mapleson opera diys. especially In New York, and when he arrived at the theater for re hearsals, mornings, his newly-made friends said to liim: "Good morning-, signor! How do you feel tills morning?" This form of salutation, at first, aroused Brignoli's derision, and one day he gave vent to his deeply-seated wrath. He was standing near the stage door, mentally comparing the intricacies of tlia Knglish language with his beloved Ital ian, when a member of the company passed, saying: "Morning, signor. how do you feel now?- Better since you've had breakfast?" "My health quite we!! never better." said P.rignoli, in his uueer, broken F.ng lish. "I did not know that you people, are a race of physicians." Latsr. when his mistake was explained to him, he laughed heartily. Sembrich, the prima donna soprano, who Is quite a favorite in this city, possesses muscles which would put tlio average man to shame the result of her persistent piano practice. On one occa sion while riding her Bnrhary mare along one of the Berlin parade grounds, the animal reared and became unruly, and there was a struggle of about rive minutes until Sembrich tamed down the animal. Sembrich did not notice that an interested group of persons had assent bled to watch her taming process, among the spectators being three army officers on horseback. Suddenly, the tallest of ficer rode up to the singer, saluted, and sa id : "Madame, if you were not the greatest soprano in the world, you would be em press of- the circus." The speaker whs Emperor William of Germany. . When John Follis, 5S years old, died at the home of his daugiiter, Mrs. Millard Bertram, in Anderson, Tnd., a unique character passed away. Mr. Follis had traveled continually for 10 years past in the West and South wort. IK carried no old fiddle, and in Mexico phivoil for dances and concerts. Once In- dropped his iidiile in the tltilf of Mexico and swam a half mile to recover It. . Shortly before lie died, surrounded by his children. Mr. Follis had his children open a trunk, and to each lie gnvc .1. pair of horns from deer, mountain sheep and steers. Then he called for a Mexi can gourd that he carried. In it he cut a hole, extracted the seed a ni .-Misally dividing he gave 13 to each of his chil dren. "Now tune the fiddle," said the dying man to his oldest son. Mr. Follis was civen the tiddle. and as lie drew the bow across the strings of the instrument the old fiddler parsed away. Fannie Bloomfield Zeisler, the pianite, lias been receiving ovations remarkable, for their warmth, wherever she has played this season. " A cable message from Paris is to the effect that Kthcl Aitemus. the young Philadelphia pianist, was very successful at hrr professional debut there recently. Miss Aitemus has been enzpat-d as a. soloist for one of the Philadelphia Or chestra's concert?. Charles Bond, of Boston, who psid for the musical education of Geraldin Farrar, has a new protege in Ada Cham bers, for two seasons soprano soloist with Sousa's Band. Bond will send Miss Chambers to Kuropc, and he expects that she will become equally as famous as Miss Farrar. Having quarreled with her husband. Prince Victor, of Thurn and Taxis, of Austria, the Prlnce?s Josephine has Joined the singing section of a chorus on Broadway. The Princess says jhe wiI take this niears of earning her living. Before tier me.rrlnge to the Prince shft was Mrs. William Pilic, of Chicago, av.tl hofure that was Miss Josephine West, of Jacksonville, Kla. "Musical America." in fn dispatch from Pittsburg, announces that at a recent concert there women were requested to remove their hats. The women -who did not wish to ronioly with the request went to the rear of the house. Unfriendly relations still exist between Miss Bessie Ahott. the soprano, and Heln rich i 'onviefi. aoeordlntf to the soprano herself. Mls-i Ahott riled a suit against Mr. Conried last So'lnsr, in which she asserted that he hail not kpt his con tract with her. This season It was thought that the legal war had been averted, but Miss " Abott says the case wi!I not be settled out of court. Tim soprano has made t rantroments for several concerts in New Tork City. By the terms of Mr. Conrled's contract sioh enpaements , were to be made only witn his sanction. Consequent ly it is expected that Mi.'.i AboU's first appearance at one of these concerts will bring the various is-su'-s to the attention of the court. Meanwhile Ms Abott's action for JfO.OOO against the Metropolitan Opera Company for breach of contract and Mr. Conried's retaliatory action for an In junction are on their respective calendars of the Supreme Court awaiting trial. o A new J.CO.oo pipe orcan. the largest on the Pacific t.'oas.. is helr.g kuilt for St. riomlnio's Church. San Francisco. It will have !0-Y n'pes. and it Is expected that Dr. II. J. Stewart will be continued s organist. Tn opening recital will oc cur Christmas day.