8 THE MORNING OREGONIAN, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER, 24. 1906. SUBSCRIPTION .BATES. ty I.WAEIAELT IN ADVANCE. (By Mall.) Pally, Sunday Included, one year $S. lai)y, Sunday Included, six months.... 4 lHi1y, Sunday Included, three montbs.. Iially, Sunday included, one month Llally, without Sunday, one year 6 I'aily, without Sunday, tlx months 3. Hally. without Sunday, three months. . 1- Daily, without Sunday, one month t'unday, one year Weekly, one year (Issued Thursday)... 1- Sunday and Weelslv. one year 00 25 25 .73 00 25 75 liO .10 .'0 so DY CARRIER. Ijally, Funday Included, on year lJally. fiundav included, on, month HOW TO RE.UIT Send pcstofTlce money e-rdcr, express order or personal cneck on your local Lank. Stamps, coin or currency re at the sender's risk. Give postofflce ad dress In full. Including- county and state. I'OSTAUE RATES. Entered at Portland. Orenon. 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Sup pose liiiaHy that the railroad charges tvero xo high that ho could not ship to Chicago without losing money. What "would thai fanner naturally do? Ho would go to Congress, would he not, ii nd ask for a subsidy. He would ask our benevolent lawmakers to give him it bun tit on each box of fruit large enough to enable him to pay the freight and sell it at a protit in the Chicago market. Such is t lie habit of farmers, is it not? And when they ask for such a subsidy they always get it. 'Or are we dreaming? Is H the farmers' who ask for subsidies to help pay the ship ping expenses of their crops, or in it the millionaire trust magnates. And if It the farmers who get the subsidies and tariff bounties, or it it the great ,::io;.;.j;v.'l.uX.''!asters of Congress? It U a dream indeed. One farmer, or one thousand farmers, may see their crops rob on the ground because of high freight charges and the serenity of Congress and Mr. Root and Mr. Shaw id not disturbed in the least; but when certain merchants have goods which they wish to ship to South America and which they cannot ship with a profit ' because the freight is too high, then there is a hustling and bustling. Then the tongues of statesmen begin to wag. Then political philosophy bubbles forth in bounteous abundance and "we hear of building up a magnificent international trade. There iff nothing' quite so lovely In the world fcs a merchant marine "when a trust of shipbuilders wants to make a grab from the National Treas ury. Nothing in the heavens, above or the waters beneath is so altogether beautiful as foreign commerce when the plutocratic exporters wish the American taxpayer to pay their freight bills for them. But when the talk (wings round to the tariff, then Mr. Shaw turna pale and. rends hlo gar ments at the very thought of foreign trade. Nothing is so bad for the coun try as International commerce when It threatens the divine tariff; nothing o good as foreign trade when It opens the way to a grab for the millionaire t-hiijowncrs. The domestic trade of this country has mado it great and prosperous. It in worth 'in dollars many timed over what our foreign trade comes to or ever can. Our marine upcfri the Great Lakes . has flourished and developed to im perial magnitude without subsidies, and so would our ocean marine were the barbarous laws which check and blight it repealed. In regard to our ocean marine we are like the half-witted farmer wtio ,?et the brake on his wagon and then -wondered why the horses could not pull the load. He -whipped and swore and the team tugged; but the wagon never budged. Hir) wife came out to look -on. "Wife," said he, "I shall have to buy another horse. This load is too heavy for one pair to haul." "Before you buy another horse, my dear, why don't you try the effect of taking' the brake off?" The man stared in amazement at her lack of statesmanship. . "That is just like tile folly of a woman."' he replied, con temptuously. Despite the overwhelming importance of our domestic trade, laws, to facili tate it are wrenched from a reluctant government only after infinite strivings- Such laws are unconstitutional; they are direful paternalism; they are hostile to capital; they are socialistic. Congress shies at them; the courte an nul them when they can. But nothing can exceed the philosophical excellence and the entire propriety of laws mak ing donations to foreign trade. We are like the man who had a gold mine that "Mould have made him rich, but he soent nil it produced trying to raise eocoanuts in Labrador. The gold mine is our do mcviHc trade. The eocoanuts are the unproductive tradxi with foreign coun tries' which so excites the imagination of Mr. Root and Mr. Shaw. Foreign trade is a good thing In', its natural sphere, Just as eocoanuts are, but it may cost tor much. Before sub sidizing the shipbuilders to build up an ocean marine, why not try removing the absurd navigation laws which have destroyed U? Why not cut down the tariff schedules? Foreigners buy of us more gooito than they sell to us by many hundreds of millions of dollars. Since they can tak these goods home cheaper in their own ships than they could in ours, they: naturally do so. and they " would continue-to do so though the whole ocean swarmed with our mer chant navy. The effect of a subsidy would be to pay a bonus to theee for eigners for carrying home their own goods. This bonus the American: tax payer would advance and the trusts could then cut prices to the foreigner by the same amount. The ultimate consequence would be a further cheap ening of American goods in foreign marketc Would it aUw cheapen them in the domestic market? How long will the patient American consumer con tinue to tax. himself to make goods cheap for the English and German pur chaser? Mr. Root's especial fad now Ie to be guile us into making a present of free freight to the South American buyer This would be a charming benevolence, but would it be sensible? It would en able the trusts to sell goods to the Ar gentines cheaper than they sell them at home,' but where does 'the taxpayer come in? Benevolence is an attractive thing when you can practice it with somebody else's money. . CANNED OR TINNKD FOODS. During- the past year exports of canned goods from the United State? to foreign countries - have reached the Vrrlue of $18,000,000. The principal items are:. Bct, 15.430.446; salmon, $3,847,943; .'fruit..' $2,348,064; milk, $1,889,690; pork and other .meats (rtot'lncluding beef), $2.800.354 ; vegetables, $658,739. Much lari, butter, cheese and other articles are sent also in air-tight packages. The report of the Bureau of Statistics of the' Department of Commerce and Labor states 'that! canned provisions, or "tinned", foods as theyare designated in most countries other than the United Statis, form a constderajjio part of the food supply, of Kui'dpr-ans and Ameri cans In the - tnmics and"" in trie Orient. The supply' of. animal' food1 in tropical countries is small and 'that of vegeta bles also small'and the quality unsat isfactory ..'to pe&ple from the temperate zones. As a consequence, coupled w ith the steady increase in .the number of temperate zone people living in or trav eling through the tropics and .the Ori ent, the demand for. canned or "tinned" foods iii steadily and rapidly increasing in those parts of the world. In the call for these goods the United Kingdom, with its dependencies, is by far our largest customer. Of canned beef exported , by us the United King dom has taken $4.431. 616" in value, out of a total of $6,430,446, during the latest year; and of canned salmon, $1,872.9!) in value in 1905, out of a; total of $3,0:S5, 469, in that year. Exportation of milk, condensed, in cans, which a few years ago scarcely appeared in the reports, is growing at a rapid rate. But of couifv; the greatest market for all these goods is found in our own country. The for eign export' is but an incident of "the trade. BACK TO THE COUNTRY. Significant indications of revival of interest in lands and life in the coun try, in older communities where the tendency during many yeans hat, been from the country to tse towns (and cit icrs, are presented in out- New England States, and also in Virginia and other states of the South. Oreat areas of lands in many sections, which have been suffering from low desertion of the inhabitants during long periods, are reported to be gradually falling into new ownership and beginning to show improvement. City people are' buying these lands, . in large tract, and en deavoring to restore them gradually to use. This, of course,, can be attempted only by persons who can afford the ex pense, for it will not be immediately profitable. But it may become a factor in the restoration and support of a con siderable rural population in districts from which the inhabitants' have. been gradually disappearing for many yeans. The Spring'fleld (Mans.) Union "reports that many tracts in Western ' Massa chusetts which have been out of use for a long time, and indeed were virtually abandoned years ago, are being bought up; some by capitalists who can afford to experiment with large tracts, others by small owners who apply to them the industries and economies suited to such situations. It is- needier to say that the people who are getting these lands in small tracts for themselves are not Yankees or Americans, but Swedes, Danes, Poles, Bohemians and other for eigners, who' know how to make the most of small economics and industries and are willing to pay the price neces sary for life on such basis. The Springfield paper saye; "All over these hills are the old houses, some of them still in good repair, where con tented, well-to-do farmers were living 50 or 75 years ago. TheilS descend ants are unwilling to lead the simple life away from railways and populous cities." These places are going . very cheap. From many states reports of similar nature come. It is a movement that portends considerable changes in various parts of the country. In France the progressive depopula tion of the rural districts has been a distinguishing feature for nany yeans. M. Meline, ex-Prime Minister of the French Republic, describes the rural population a's ' drawn to the towns like riioths to the flafne; in their-small cot tages they have sat dreaming of the splendid theaters, the brightly lighted cafes, the brilliant public celebrations all the comforts and luxuries of city life; and then when they have -come back to reality and look round their humble dwelling at the gray, naked walle. at the smoking candles, their soiled working- clothes, they have been seized with a great longing and have had room-in their minds but for one idea to get away at all cost, blindfold, not knowing whither." M. Meline says that this restlessness and discontent of the French countryman, which the army system a!i?o foeters among the young men, is not peculiar to the males, and there is often serious difficulty in getting the young women in France to marry husbands in rural society. This condition is becoming as marked in the United States as in France and else where. Direct remedy there is none. The problem is one too deep for government. It can work itself out only through economic conditions,: that is, through further, social evolution. Hard experi ence, that is, necessity, will be the chief factor in pushing the people back to the country, and examples of failures the chief influence in holding in the coun try those, already there. AVe shall have revival, after a while, of the old thought about the ' Independence and desirability 'of country life. Modern invention and modern industrial- de velopment have created so many new things, of attractive sort.' of which the - cities are ' the centers. and it is the same in the Old World as in the New that multitudes have been carried off their feet by the glitter and promise; but the time is cumins when these things will cease to be novelties, and a clearer estimate of the value of country life will be re-ce-tablished. THE STRICT COURSE OF JOTICK. The problem of paying its $50 fine which confronts the Pullman Palace Car Company arouses sympathetic mis givings throughout the world. Taking judicial notice of ' the poverty of the company, Judge McConnell Imposed the minimum fine upon it for serving em balmed milk and cream in its dining carn. Still, for a corporation with a surplus of only $60,000100 in its treas ury, it may be a serious matter to pay a fine of $50. It would be dreadful if this poor but honest corporation should rind itself in the hard case of the man in New Jersey who cannot pay his polltax. He has been shut, up in jail and the report states that unless he finds some way to raise the money he will be kept there the rest of hte life. The polltax is $1.50, but it might as well be a million, for the man has no money and no friend, and, being in jail, of course he cannot earn anything. It is quite likely', there fore, -that for the rest of his days he. will live in Jail and procure a daily revenue for the Sheriff who boards him. .. How can the Pullman Company pay fines when it is too poor to pay wages1 to its own employes? But for the be nevolence of the public, the porter who care for one so tenderly during the journey must beg his bread and the waiter who serves the embalmed cream would himself starve. The company would pay them if it could, but it can not. It is honest, but it is poor, aAd when one is poor it is so hard to be de cent. The Pullman Company ardently longed to give something to the victims of the San Francisco disaster, but chill penury again checked its noble rage and froze the genial current of its soul. Monumental among all the predatory corporations of the country for appar ent stinginess, -which was really impe- cuniousness-, it' gave nothing. Justice AlcConnell doubtless pondered all these considerations before imposing $50 fine upon thi.3 poverty-stricken com pany. Had the law permitted he would have. made the fine less.,. His heart was right, but he had to bow to the majesty of the law, which, knows no distinction between the poor Pullman monopoly and the wealthy fruit peddler. Each must pay the penalty when he breaks the law. Is there any -one now who dares to say that American justice is not square and even-handed? If such there be, let him go read the account of Judge McConnell'e decision and then forever after hold his peace. , WORK MlT BE CONTINIOIS. "Piecemeal work" on river and har bor improvements, and especially on the jetty at the mouth of the Columbia, is both unsatisfactory and wasteful. The Oregonian has urged this fact from time to time for many years. In order to make an appropriation effective, it must be large enough to push to com pletion, without long delays between times, the work undertaken. Otherwise the elements will combine their forces' and undo during the long period of sus pended activities much of the work of the busy season. The engineers piuck ily return to the charge when again commissioned to do so by Congress through the river and harbor appropri ation?, and eventually complete the un dertaking, as in the case of the canal and locks at the Cascades, but at a much greater outlay than would have been required but for the long waits between the appropriations. This work was fortified against the elements by the successive enginee'rs of the district, as well as circumstances and the means available for that purpose would per mit, but not infrequently half of the next working season after funds again became available would be spent in re pairing the. inroads of the weather and water, caused' or permitted by the abandonment practically speaking of the work to these deteriorating influ ences. ' . . . In view of past experience, present exigencies and the urgent demands of the commerce of this section of the Pa cific Northwest, it is hoped that Con gress will act favorably upon Colonel Roessler's report advising the early and uninterrupted completion of the jetty at the mouth of the Columbia. As op posed to the wasteful and unsatisfac tory piecemeal system from which this work has suffered from the time of its beginning, this .advice is sound and timely. The question is one of economy as against wastefulness; of meeting the demands of commerce instead of jug gling or parlejking with them; of frui tion instead of hope deferred. As suc cinctly exrjree-sed by T. B. Wilcox, "any appropriation that falls short of a provision for the completion of the jetty, or at least for continuous work on the project until completed, is prac tically useless." This fact urges that a long pull and a strong pull and a pull alWtogether be made to secure the end so necessary to the commercial inter ests of a great and rapidly growing sec tion of the Pacific Northwest. SHOULD IT BK THE "REFORM SCHOOL" There is an apparent inconsistency between the recommendations of the superintendent 'of theOregon State Re form School and those of the chaplain of that institution. Superintendent Looney recommends that the name of the institution be changed to "State Industrial School." The chaplain rec ommends that nothing be done that will encourage parents to shift upon the state the burden of maintaining their children. While the two officers did not have the same topic in mind, their suggestions are unavoidably in conflict. If Mr. Looney's recommendation were carried out, a strong inducement would be offered to parents to send their chil dren to that institution. The name now exerts a restraining influence "upon many irresponsible parents who would turn their children over to the state if they could do so without humiliation to themselves.'., perhaps Superintendent Looney think that a child is better off in. the Reform School than in a home with parents who would be willing to rid themselves of the task of rearing their offspring. But the chaplain does not think to. He says that such par ents should be stimulated to perform their duty by the requirement that if their children are sent to the Reform School they shall be compelled to pay the cost of maintenance. - While Superintendent Looney is actu ated by what he believes to be the best interests of the boys, the great major ity of the people of this etate will not agree with him In his views upon changing the name of the institution. It is a reform school in fact, and should be so in name. To call the Reform School a state industrial school would give it a more attractive title than is borne by the Agricultural College. Over in the State of Washington the people were as-hamed of the name "Agricultural-' and changed the name of their institution to State College. The name "Industrial" .would be less offensive and no boy would feel that he had been disgraced by being sent to the State In dustrial School. Parents w:ou!d have much less hesi,tancy in having their boys committed to the custody of that institution if the name were changed, and soon the state would be under the necessity of doubling the capacity of the buildings in order to accommodate the boys committed to its care. The Reform School should not only exert a reformatory influence upon the boy confined therein, but it should ex ert a restraining influence upon boys whee-e conduct is likely to bring them there. How ridiculous it would be for the state to maintain a Reform School so pleasant and attractive in name and management that boys would be en couraged to commit acts which w'ould gain them admission to its privileges. Many an obedient, orderly, industrious and peaceful boy outside the Reform School 'has a much ieii3 enjoyable life than do the boys whose evil ways have brought them to that institution. In stead of making the "Reform School more attractive, we should make it more repellent, else the motto of the institution should be "The way of the transgressor is not hard." The babe left upon the doorstep is one of the most pitiful' of all expres sions of woman's frailty and man's perfidy. The knell of maternal affec tion, paternal honor and parental re sponsibility is sounded in the wail of" an infant thus abandoned. Humanity as a whole is more merciful than human ity in the individual, else would there be no "Baby Home" to give shelter to a little human' . waif abandoned by those directly responsible for its exist ence. This institution is one which grand juries for many successive years have visited, inppected and found "in good sanitary condition, everything about it nice and clean, and the man agement thereof to be commended." It is not primarily a home for foundlings or babes of dishonorable parentage, but for the care of infants who from any cause need its shelter and kindly minis trations. But its humanity is broad enough to take all in upon the basis of need which parental love cannot or dofii not supply, and helplessness which makes wordless appeal for sympathy. (Pupils of the public schools of Mult nomah County will be given a vacation all of next week in order that teach ers may attend the institute that will convene in the High School builfiing Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. The educational value of the. teachers' insti tute is unquestioned, and the attend ance of teachers is ' roinpulmrj' or would be if compulsion were necessary. Of course? they are, as a class, eager to improve each shining hour, and wait with impatience the, opportunity to show, their eagerness to meet for mu tual instruction and improvement. Who would have thought until the re port of the late grand jury was filed that there was a public institution in Multnomah County lighted by kerosene lamps? The recommendation of that body that the county poorhouse be lighted by electricity instead of kero sene is a revelation that discredits the judgment of the political economists who direct the affairs of that institu tion. The poorhouse is the rendezvous of the irresponsible, and coal oil lamps in the hands of such persons might easily prove costly economy. The role of an informer is a detesta ble one on whatever stage it is played. When played upon the domestic stage it is particularly sneaking, cowardly and officious. The only redeeming feature in such a case is that the per son who goes out of his or her way to stir up strife in a family, and especially between a man and his wife, usually gets the worst of it. Cape Cod cranberries are abundant this. year. Up to November 15, 6i;2 car loads, aggregating 136,840 barrels, had been shipped from Cape Cod. The whole supply from that region is esti mated at 250,000 barrels; exceeding by 100,000 barrels that of last year. The prevalent price on the grounds this year has been from $8 to $8.50 a barrel. The fact that it cost Mr. Hearst $250, 000 to run for Governor in New York and Mr. Hughes $600 ought to afford the New York American an opportunity to print another of those justly famous moral editorials on "The Spender; or Paying for What You Don't Get." In the Magdalen Home the grand jury found about seventy girls and women; all of them victims of men vile and without principle. Now and then one of these fellows finds himself brought up with a round turn. However much we may have been an noyed by interrupted train service due to floods and destruction of bridges, we can "be thankful that none of the bridges went out under the weight of loaded passenger trains. Ex-Mayor Matlock and his friends were vindicated by the Pendleton court of the foul charge of gambling. The court undoubtedly ascertained that they were playing puss-in-the-corner. Barnett, the negro put on the' Chicago Republican ticket for Municipal Judge, was not elected, after all. All return ing boards are alike In most cases, ana this is in Illinois, not Louisiana. The railroads say they are fright ened, at the attitude of "public opinion toward them. No danger of their get ting scared enough to advertise a "clos ing out at cost" sale. Senator Depew has reappeared in New York banqueting, circles; but the reports seem to indicate that the fa mous Depew smile that wouldn't come off has come off. The number of marine disasters re ported in the papers yesterday is enough to make one think he is almost as safe on dry land, despite the auto mobiles. Any other real lady deserving to sam ple the famous Caruso $10 pinch can be accommodated by applying at the Metropolitan Grand Opera-House, New York. President' Smith has had to pay $300 fine for his forty-third child. We'll wager he w;ouldn't pay ten cents for another. ' . "I shall go to San Francisco and court the fullest inquiry," says Mayor Schmitz. He.'ll have no trouble get ting it. In the matter of apples it's up to Tillamook and Cooa ALLKVIATIOX OK CAR SHORTAGE Srn Road I'nrnllellnc Southern Pa cific or Reciprocal Drmurroge. COTTAGE GROVE. Or.. Nov. 23. (To the Kditor.) Car shortage Is a universal theme here. Mills are shutting down and all business is paralyzed on account of the Southern Pacific Railroad Company not furnishing ears to move the lumber mid other products of Western Oregon. AVe must either have a reciprocal de murrage and maximum freight law, with n railroad commission, or competition. Lane County pays something like $200,000 freight each year to the Southern Pacific Company. It would bey a good Investment for Lane County to give a bonus of $200. 000 to a competitive oad paralleling the Southern Pacific through tlje Willamette Valley and as farouth as Roseburg. We pay here at Cottage Grove 41 cents per hundredweight on staple goods, 143 miles fronk Portland. The distance from Seattle to Portland is something like 180 miles. The freight on the same class of goods is 22 cents per hundredweight, or about obe-lialf the rate where there is competition. With competition. Lane County would save nearly one-half of the excessive rate, or at least $50,000 each year in freights. This would not be all. Many industries would be promoted throughout the county, each one paying its proportion of taxation. The same would be true in other Western Oregon counties. Capital seeking Investment would find splendid opportunities here in the unde veloped resources of our county. Logs for the Portland mills could be shipped f. o. b. from Cottage Grove for $6 per 1000. leaving a difference in price of $7 less than the price paid for Columbia River logs. With competition and a fair rate, Port Kind millmen could get logs much cheaper. We are the creatures of the railroads. They can make us or break us. Very few, compared to the many, believe in Gov ernment ownership of railroads. But drowning men grasp at straws. JAMES HKMEXWAT. .Vandcrbllt Chnrch-Gniicrst Rebuked. Ashevillo (X. C. Dispatch. Georse W. Vanderbilt and his family have been very much annoyed by visitors attending All Souls' Church out of curios ity, and Rev. Rodney Rush Swope. the rector, took occasion at a recent service to give his hearers some straight talk about this "annoyance." which, he said, had become a nuisance to himself and Mr. Vnderbilt. "J want ynu to understand." he said, "that this is not a show place, but a house of worship." Dr. Swope not only rebuked those who came to church to see the sights, but took occasion to criticise the habitual tardiness of the fashionable members of his con gregation, who consider it their privilege to come to church at any hour. "I do not propose to tolerate this annoyance any longer.'' he said. Large crowds of visitors from Asheville have been in the habit of going to All Souls' to get a glimpse of the fashionable folk. There is always an array of smart gowns and smart turnouts. Mr. Vander bilt has a large paid choir, and there is always an organ recital. Mr. Vanderbilt takes up the collection. rrlnMna- In Kralarkr. Louisville Courier-Journal. Our Cincinnati neighbor, the Com mercial Tribune, marvels at. conditions In Kentucky, where the finest bever age -whisky on earth is made, where, there are 253 distilleries, and where 82 counties are "dry." The Kentuckian .enjoys so many of the blessings of life, suffers so few of the ills to which human flesh is heir, and haR so many compensations for those he, does suffer, that ho rarely "liekers up" to forsret a sorrow- unless he is In an alien land, suffering from acute nostalgia. nval KlKhl nml Const Line. Paris Mdtin. Tlio eminent French naval engineer, M. Laubeuf. maintains that the submarine is the one ideal moans of coast defense for small states. The battleship, he says, re mains the unquestioned master of the high seas. But history teaches us that from Salamls, Mylae and Actium to Llssa, Port Arthur and Tsu Shima all the im portant naval battles have taken place within sight of the coast. When the Sork Vara Straw. IndiaJiapolls News. Straw- covered the pavement in front of a certain residence to deaden the noise of passing vehicles. "Mi-ster." anked a small boy of a passer-by. "what's this hay doin' out here?" "My son." said the man. "the stork has just brought a baby to the woman who lives in this house." The boy looked once more at the littered street and then paid, with wide eyes: "Gee. the parcer must have come well .packed!" Common Cnrricrsi mid Seedtime. Kansas City Star. In deciding a suit arising from the de lay of a shipment of threshers until after the season for the stile of such machinery had passed, the Kansas Supreme Court helth that common carriers are charged with a knowledge of seedtime and har vest, and the general customs relating thereto in the territory in which they do business. I.nw nnd Knllroad Trcsttcn. Kansas City Times. The mere fact that a great many people have been in the habit of using a railroad trestle a footbridpe and that the rail road company had made no complaint, says the Court of Appeals of Kentucky, does not give the people any special rights on the bridge or compel the railroad com pany to exercise a special degree of care for their safety. SEEING THINGS AT NIGHT. PROTEST FROH JIOAISM. It Dcnla With One of the umcroun "Sign of the Tluten." Orthodox Judaism is having its troubles, too. Appearance of syncre tism, as of old, is noted, and it finds or awakens the protest. It is much the same in all churches. The true spirit is at work. The following pro test appears in the Jewish Tribune of Portland this week: That the eo-called modem Jew either of the Orthodox or Reform camri i n bundle of in consistencies Is a fact too well known to the more conscientious liberal Jew of today. In niany things he apes to ridlculousity. He will disregard all the precious ceremonial of hi? own Jewish economy ceremonial which has survived the disintegrating influences of time end which has taken on a new and freh meaning suiting our modern needs and re quirements but he -will slavishly submit in a tolerable monkey spirit to assume such cere monial foreign to both Judaism and even Christianity, ceremonial of a semi or fully developed barbaric nature. And this Is es pecially noticeable and agsravated In time of irournlng. when so many Jews, belonging to some lodge a secret order unnatural to Juduldm-EufTrr themselves to be laid to rest in their grave. under the auepices of the par ticular lodge, or lodges, to -which they happen to belong and suffer tin simple Jewish rites- to occupy a very subordinate position. Such to day is In many places the rule rather than the exception. The orgies of the lodge funeral rites for orgies they are are often prolonged, and thus torment the sorrow of the mourners and their friends. Such Is far from bclns a source of comfort and consolation. Nay; they are most revolting to our sympHthctlc nature. They are revolting and contrary to the humane spirit of Judaism. We had occasion- the other day to participate in such a monstrous per formance, and the heathenieh aggravation and exaggeration of mourning seemed heart-rending to us-, and we went from this wailing nonsense, ashamed of ourselves. What have we to do with music, and Hakafoth with re versed swords- and the throwing of ever greens into the grave? What have we to do with a prolonged ritual? Judaism tel'.s us that "silence Is the pi ice of consolation In a house of mournins." i Bcr. b. There should be no excessive ritual, no harrowing performance, but the simple committal rites which we .lews luve nsed c-ince time immemorial. Yes! we Jews wculd cio well to come to our senses and abjure all this nonsense; we would do well to be buried under simple Jewish auspices, and leave the heathenish, tormenting and re volting rites of the lodges for fools. . A Drunkard's Kenson for Drinking;. London Hospital. It would be Interesting to obtain the opinion of several intelligent drunkards upon the reasons why tliey are unable to resist overindulgence in alcohol. Opinions coming from such a source would, no doubt, be interest ing, but the analysis of feelings is often difficult. We may be conscious of a Sense of Well being or the reverse, but it may he impossible for use to de scribe the differeme between the, sen sations we experience when we feel In good spirits and those which combine to produce a melancholy mood. The drunkard probably would gen erally only be able to tell us that al cohol makes him feel happier and would, perhaps, rarely attribute with Dumas his happiness to a "dulling of thought" and "mental lethargy." Yet a far older writer than Dumas must have taken this view when of the poor man lie said. "'Let him drink and forget his poverty and remember hir misery no more." Our YounicrKt Cnhlnet Officer. St. Paul Pioneer Press. When James R. Garfield enters the C-abinet he will be the youngest member in that body, being three years the junior of simaster General Cortelyou. who has held that, distinction ever since he hern me a member of the President's official fam ily. Mr. Garfield was born in October. l-StiS. and has. therefore, just passed the forty-Iirst birthday, while Cortelyou was 44 last July, but when he became Secre tary of Commerce and Labor he was five months under 41. A Reminder. Lippincott's. Two girls were going down the street when they passed a man wear ing a green vest and a beaver hat. "Oh!" said the one. "just see what that man is sporting." "Yes." said the other; "that reminds me; I've got to buy some quinine." "How does that remind you?" "Oh, just the had taste." At the Head of His Class. Cleveland Leader. Count Boni has qualified for the head of the wife-beater class. He not only beat his wife with his fists, hut he beat her out of her money as well. The I-inal Act. Sarah G. Frost In Lippincott's. With humble apologies to Rudyard Kipling. When Kurope's last town we have quitted, and given cur final "tip," When the last Paris gown has been fitted. and the post-cards are packed In our grip, We shall rest, and faith we shall need It, lie. back in our deck-chairs and doze. Till the voice of trie customs official shall call us from our repose. And those that were poor shall be happy; they shall have no plunder to hide; They can swear to the law without flinch ing. and open their boxes wide. But they that had wealth to squander shall tremble to hear that call. From virtue's straight path they shall wan der. and Into deceit they shall fall. And the friends, we remember shall praise us, and those who are Eliglited shall blame, But Inspectors shall take our money, and shut their eyes just the same. And each In the joy of her treasure Bhall thank her separate star That our upright customs officials ar- as easily worked as they are. -From the St. I'aul Pionrcr-I'ff ?. IN THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN TOMORROW ' . Firt nnd foremost, all the n-orld newa hy Associated I're, special corrcponilenlH and nirnihcra of Thsi Oregonian t.tafT, making Ibe fullest and most complete record of any rnriflc Coaxl newspaper. OLD STORIES REVISED BY GEORGE ADE The lloosier humorist, abandon ing for a time the construction of plays and comic operas, has struck on a very clever idea f,or something new to make American pcoplo laugh. He is going to give us a line of "old stories revised and brought up to date to suit the demands of the present wise and foxy popula tion." These are written in the, vernacular of the present time and from the twentieth century point of view. The first. "Pocahontas anil Cap tain John. Smith." will be published tomorrow. He tells whv the sav age Americans wanted to soak a visitlnsr Knelishman and why the beautiful niiiidcn stood for the toppy foreigner who was wasting her native land. In the issue of Sunday. December 2. Mr. Ado will tell the .story of Maud Muller. Others to follow will deal with Kip Van Winkle. I nclo Tom. ltobinson Crusoe. William Tell and other historical charac ters in history and fiction. All the stories are well illastrate.l by Albert levering. The Sunday Oregonian has se cured exclusive publication rights for the State of Oregon. BUREAU OF FASHION INFORMATION A new department, starting to morrow, 'conducted by Helen Har-man-Krown. one of the most suc cessful designers and makers of modes in New York City. She will write a letter each week on style. as they are introduced in Paris. - London. Vienna and New York. But a new and valuable featura of this department will be personal answers to Oregonian readers ' by Miss Harman-Brown on all ques tions pertaining to a woman's wardrobe. Immediate answer by mail will be made if a stamp anil self-addressed envelope are en closed with the inquiry. Tliis insures clear, authoritative replies and completes the most practical and thoroughly organized bureau of information ever offered to the world of women. FINEST TURKEY IN AMERICA GOES TO ROOSEVELT Story of the bird that will be served at the White House table next Thursday and of the man who raised it told with words and pic tures, the latter published for the tir.st time. HOW NESTLINGS ARE FED Another of his- charming natural history stories hy William L. l-'in-ley. witlt photographs by Herman T. Holihnan. APPROPRIATE TO THANKSGIVING A page of various matters, in cluding an original poem, humor ous personal mention, historical sketches and fiction. AMID NATURAL AND MAN-MADE SHRINES Annie Laura Miller writes from Yokohama about, the beauties of Mikko and lis elusive .spirit. MR. CHARLES PINNER'S HARD LABOR Another of W. W. Jacob's hu morous storii-i not of the sea this time, but of the land. CLEANING UP AFTER THE DEVIL This Is his life's work, says T)r. Charles H. Parkhurst in an inter view with James B. Morrow. Ho tells how he was drawn into the work of political reform. HAM BURR TELLS ABOUT HIS PLAY Ned Hamilton's latest creation writes about a play that he con cocted and helped to act. GOSSIP AND NEWS OF THE WORLD OF SPORT More thorough reports of the Sat urday football Karnes, both ICastern and Western, are given in The 3uu day Oregonian than In any other paper in the Northwest. In addi tion to tliis. boxing", wrestling, handball, basketball and other ea- .sonahio sports are given attention. Besides the Associated Press serv ice. The Sunday Oregonian has tho , benefit of dispatcher and letter. from special correspondents and the local sporting news accurately handled by staff writers. There will bo a San Francisco letter from Harry B. Smith. SOCIETY, MUSIC AND THE DRAMA All happenings of importance which come under these depart ments are di.scues.--ed in The, Sunday Oregonian. Items range in variety from announcements of engage ments, accounts of weddings- and entertainments, both social and musical, to stories of the etage anil a review of the week In the local theaters. A feature, this week will be the society vaudeville, in which much interest Is now being taken. ANNUAL EXHIBIT OF THE OREGON CAMERA CLUB It is expected that the Oregon Cam era Club's exhibit, which will open Monday night, will be the finest in the history of the organization. The work of the club and the features of the coming exhibit will be pre sented in an article, illustrated by reproductions of some of the best of the photographs to be displayed. The Oregon Camera Club is said to be the third largest organization of its kind in the I'nited States, and its work is increasing in merit each year. BOOK REVIEWS AND NEWS OF LITERARY FIELD The busy book world is faithfully illustrated on The Orcfonian's book page, with gossip concerning- men and women prominent in the field of letters. Amonjr new hooks reviewed this week are: "Paul." by E. Y. Benson; "Traffic, the Story of a. Faithful Woman,' by K. Temple Thurston: 'Castles and Chateaux of Old Touralne and the Loire Coun try." by Francis Milton and Blanche McManus: "The Heart That Knows," by Charles G. P. Roberts; "Memoirs of My Dead Life," by George Moore; "When Love Speaks," by Will Payne; "Looking: Forward," by August Cirkel; "Perkins of Portland. Perkins the Great." by Ellis Par ker Butler: "Polly, the Autobi ography of a Parrot," by Mollle. Lee Clifford; "Sketches of Youn.tr Couples." by Charles Dickens; "The Army for Our Boys." text by Tudor Jenks: "The Babies' Hymnal," selected by Marion IT. P. MeFadden : "The Copper Hand hook," compiled by Horace .1. Stephens: "Captain Letterblair." by Marguerite Xcrington: "The Immediate Care of the Injured." by lr. Albert S. Morrow: "A' Maid in Arcady," by Kalph llcnry llarbour: "The Book of Bears," by Frank Ver Beck; "he Ad ventures of Joiijou,'' by Edith Mac Vane,