THE MORNING OREGONIAN, TUESDAY. NOVE3IBER 6, 1906. 13 TAKE CLERKS' PART Ministers Are Asked to Aid in Early Holiday Shopping. FOR AID OF SALESPEOPLE Clergymen Listen to Address on Cireathcarl," Who Is Character-' Ued by Kev. 1$. K. S. Ely as "Bunyan's Ideal Minister." At the regular monthly meeting of the Portland Ministerial Association yester dfty Miss Montgomery, representing the Consumers' League, solk-iled the co upc ration of Portland clergymen in Ret ting shorter hours for "salespeople. An effort will be made to get shoppers to do their holiday shopping earlier to pre vent the usual rush and extra work for the clerks. Child labor is another sub ject to he looked into by the league. The ministers were Invited to be pres ent at tile resular annual mectinn of the league, November 7, at the Portland Hotel, when bishop Scaddins (nd Ur. Chapman will address the meeting. Kev. Roper, of Boston, reiaesrnting the American Seamen's Friend Society, asked the assistance of all the ministers in establishing a strong seamen's society in Portland. Rev. J. Wbitcomb Broughcr presided nt the meeting ami Kev. Clarence True Wilson, of Grace M. K. Church, opened the meeting with prayer and followed with a short address. During his sjjeech he called the attention of those present to the Saturday meet Inn at the Y. M. C. A. of the Sunday school classes in tho city. Kev. B. M. Sharp, of Mount Tabor Presbyterian Church, will have charge of the class at the Y. M. C. A. and all ministers who can possibly attend are invited to be present at these meetings to help the pupils prepare for Sunday school work. Rev. It. E. S. Kly read a paper entitled, "Bunyan's deal Minister." "The strong est and most complete of Bunyan's char acters is Groat-Heart," said he. "In him the dreamer has idealized the Christian pastor as instructor, as guide, as warrior and as man. His vocation is four-fold teaching, conducting, lighting, living. He is a. teacher tor on every occasion he gives the little pilgrim company practical spiritual instruction. "And consider Greatheart the man. Pri marily we are impressed with his cour age as his chief characteristic. Yet we may say of him: But tliiul. tlioufih capable ot sternest deeds, "Wert kind as resolute, and good as brave. For we perceive a. gentleness in his na ture, a kindliness, considerateness, ten derness toward others, especially toward the weak. In him is affcetionatcness, too, which is more practical than sentimental. Hearty good nature is another trait of his. Nor can we fail to lind in him that simplicity which is always inseparable from true greatness. Speaking of "his courage we are reminded of the se cret of it his humble truthfulness." . Kev. C. YV. Hays closed the meeting Willi prayer. STEFFEHS - HEARST TALK GREAT LIGHT EIjASH El OX THE NEW VOIIK CANDIDATE. What His Political Anibituins Arc His l'art in Steering the Wave of Hearst Democracy. I,incoln Steffens in the American. When I called on Mr. Hearst at his hotel in Chicago to make an appoint ment for an interview, lie wasn't shy; he was at ease. He didn't make it easy for me; lie seemed utterly indif ferent to my purpose. Ho gave me all tiie time I wanted: two late evenings; a day on the train to New York and the middle of two days. And ho an swered all my questions. That was all. however. He volun teered nothing, absolutely nothing; neither a fact, nor an amplification, nor an idea. While I pumped, he made re sponse. When I stopped, he stopped. And if, perchance. I put a question in some other form, he wouldn't answer it if it was a charge. "Here's another charge they make against you, Mr. Hearst," I'd say, and I would state the allegation. Listening, be would nod his bead af firmatively, its if to s;y he had heard it betore, but when the statement was concluded he did not refute it. Coiled up on the sofa, he picked at the cush ion and was silent. "What about it, Mr. Hearst?" "Nothing. That doesn't bother me." "No, but it bothers me. I have to discuss it." "Oh. yon want me to give you my version of the affair." Thus spurred, he would tell the story from his point of view, but not as if he was correcting an error or con tradicting a. lie. H'is was a dull, mat ter-of-fact account of what he saw or heard of the matter. He didn't seem to care whether I believed his story or understood Jilm: or whether I got too facts right or wrong. That was my business, not his- And it was busi ness, all of it. There was no humor: no story telling: no entertainment; no relief of any sort to that interview. What i." the thing that this man. so set, so still and so self-sufficient, means to do? "I mean to restore democracy in the VnUed States." he answered: and, said es he said it, placidly, without empha sis, bis intention did not sound very radical. "No." he said, but he looked up and straight nt me. Not if you don't mean what you say. And." he lifted his shoulders a little, "even if you do. it isn t so very radical. Us really con servative. almost reactionary. In any sense. It is going back to what was originally intended by Jefferson and Jackson. For the democracy T mean is the' democracy of Jefferson and Jackson and Lincoln. " 'Jeff ersonian democracy,' that's nn empty phrase with Democrats," I said. "Jeffersonian democracy is not an empty phrase with me." said Mr. Hearst very gently. "It is full of meaning for me. I have studied Jefferson and Jack son and Lincoln; I have studied care fully the history of this country until I believe I know what it means to say 'equal rights for all and privi leges for none.' T think I know what it means In words nnd what those words mean as to consequences." "And you think that the cure for our evils lies In the re-establishment of that principle: not in deeper-going remedies such as the Government con trol of manufactures and other Indus tries ind the abolition of private prop er! v In tools, land, etc.?" He nodded. "Then you are not a Socialist nt all?" "Socialism is unnecessary." he sa,d, quietly. "Its remedies are entirely un necessary. Take away privileges and op- j portunities will be equal." "You mean governmental privileges?" "I mean the favors granted by Gov ernment." Mr. Hearst went interestingly into the democratic movements in American his toryJefferson's, Jackson's, Lincoln's. He seems to know these men and these chapters well, and into all these move ments, ancient and modern, he reads a significance for the present movement. 'Then vou think that the present po litical movement in America is one of these great Democratic waves?" Probablv the greatest the world has ever seen," he answered. "Certainly the greatest in the history of the United States." "You'd "call it a spontaneous move ment?" , "More or less. Leaders appeared to create it in different parts of the coun try, but they only expressed what lay mute all around them. They personified it." "But you se it as a great national movement, a new spirit in the American people?" "It is bigger than that," he answered. "It's a world movement. Russia. Kng land, most of Europe, Japan and China they all are feeling it. But the Amer ican movement is the most hopeful and the farthest advanced." "Who personifies it here, nationally?" "That is not yet decided. There are several national leaders, now, any one of whom may prove to be the man." "Will the decision be by an election?" "Not necessarily.'' "A writer or an editor might be the man ?'' "Yes. Journalism is the modern pow er, and it should express and guide tiie movement: but I'm not so sure as I once was that it will. If the political leaders, those who are elected to office, would do things, the press might be decisive. Rut public officials fail. I've helped elect men to office, helped in good faith and with fair hopes. But they didn't do much." Ho named some examples. "Why do you want office yourself? Was that an early ambition?" "No my early ambition was to do my part in newspapers, and I still propose to do a newspaper part. But when I saw Mayors and Governors and Presidents fail. I felt that I'd like to see if I couldn't do better. I'd like to go into of fice, any office almost, to see if I can't do tiie things I want to see done." "Mr. Hearst." I asked, "would you be content to stick to journalism if you could find men to do those things in of fice?" "Yes." "Can you name men who, you think, would fill the bill?" He could, and he named one or two. Now this is not a verbatim report of the interview. It is only a true impres sion of a number of talks condensed in one. But in them all 1 saw Mr. Hearst took a personal view of history and that he saw himself doing In our day what the men be admitted did in theirs. So 1 put to him this question: "Then your ambition is to personify the modern American Democratic movement not to hold office, but to express the new spirit, and thus be to it what Jeffer son and Jackson and Lincoln were to theirs?" He glanced up at me a moment; then he nodded. "That is my ambition," he, said. Accepting this, as Mr. Hearst did, in ail seriousness, we have a startlingly high standard set up by the man him self to judge him by. A man might by work, intelligence and will, force himself into any office in this country, but he can't by any abilities make himself the representative of the spirit of a people. This is a matter of character. Imagine Ahrabam Lincoln editor of the Hearst newspapers. FARMERS GIVEN VERDICT Smelters in Salt Lake Valley May No Longer Poison Crops. SALT LAKE CITY, Nov. 5. A verdict against the American Smelting & Re lining Company and four other smelt ing companies, and in favor of more than 400 farmers living in the Salt Lake Valley, was rendered today by Judge John A. Marshall in the Federal Dis trict Court. These farmers, who have suffered heavy losses of crops and live stock from the arsenic and sulphur fumes discharged from the smelting plants, sued for damages and abate ment of the alleged nuisance. The order of Judge Marshall enjoins the smelting companies from the fur ther roasting or smelting of sulphide ores carrying more than 10 per cent sulphur, in their plants as at present located. Owing to the vast interests involved, it is ordtTred that the in junction will only take effect at the expiration of 30 days. It is further pro vided that any of tho defendants may at any time hereafter apply to the court for a modilicatlon or suspension of the injunction on a sufficient show ing that conditions have been so changed that the discharge of such sul phurous and arsenical fumes into the atmosphere may be resumed without contributing to or creating or continu ing the nuisance complained of by the farmers. Chaucer lieyond the Tale. Harper's Weekly... A friend of James Whitcomb Riley tells of an occasion when the humorist, who is, as a rule, extremely averse to social functions, was induced to at tend a "literary" dinner in Indianapo lis given in honor of a novelist of that city. Riley had been told off to take in to dinner the sister of his host, an excel lent woman, though anything but "lit erary." The conversation touching upon the beauties of Chaucer, about whom a certain set of the city was then culti vating a fad, a spirited discussion en sued, during which the bewildered sis ter caught from time to time only the ''name "Chaucer." At last she whispered to Riley: "Who is this Mr. Chaucer they're talking about so much? Is he very popular in society?" "Madame," solemnly responded Riley, "that man did something that forever shuts him out of society!" "Heavens;" exclaimed the worthy dame, "and what was that?" . "He died several hundred years ago," said Riley. Grafters Among the Japanese. ' Philadelphia Record. Because the Japanese thrashed Russia there Is a common impression that they are far superior to all Western people, but there may be some mistake about this. A Yokohama paper charges that a part of the famine relief fund was em bezzled, and that three Prefects In North Japan are Jn prison for the offense. Be fore the war closed there were some startling disclosures of corruption in con nection with the erection of barracks and hospitals, and they involved officials very high in rank. It is just possible that the Japanese are human like the rest of us. Independent Oil Men in War Paint. CLEVELAND, Nov. 5. Following their complaint against 40 railroads in Ohio, charging rate discrimination, the inde jiendent oil refiners expect to lodge simi lar complaints in 11 other states that have not railroad commissions. Methodists to Meet at Seattle. BCFFAIX). N. Y.. Nov. 5. At the meeting of the Methodist General Mis sionary Convention it was decided to meet at Seattle next year. STOP MAKING EYES Street-Corner "Johnnies" Are Ordered to Mend Ways. POLICE ISSUE A WARNING Ogling Passing Women From Cigar Stores and Loafing About Town Is Forbidden Nighthavtks Are Also in Danger. Don't "loaf" in cigar stores, poolrooms or other public places unless you are prepared to take a spin to police head quarters, to the Municipal Court and pos sibly to the big rockpiie at Kelly Butte. The police will get you. if you are not careful. Orders have been issued for the arrest of hangers-on" and all such as find pleasure in ogling young girls and women on the streets. The bulk of this" work tails upon the policemen of Captain Slcver's watch, as they are on duty during the evening, when large numbers of men and boys congregate in public places along the main thoroughfares, especially, on Wash ington and Morrison streets, to eye girls and women as they pass and to spend their evenings in Idleness. "Portland must be cleaned up." is the order that has gone forth, and every po liceman on the force has been instructed to tlKirotiglily rid Ills beat of loafers of every sort, no matter who they are. While it is expected that this order will result in some of the better class of young men, and some of the older ones as well, being caught in the net. no dis tinction is to be made, the police say. From now on a loafer is a loafer, it does not matter whether he wears good clothes or rags, diamonds or dirt, if he is found idling about the streets and gaming re sorts he will be "vagged" and sent up to take a very arduous course in that train ing school at Kelly Butte known as "Rock College." "There is a surprising large number of loafers in Portland," said one of the captains in discussing the new order, "and t lie only way to put a stop to it is to adopt radical measures, and tl)is will certainly be done." The regulation regarding late hours will be strictly enforced, and those who are found out after midnight will be closely questioned, and if they are un able to give a good account of themselves and. good reasons for beins on tho streets so "late, they will be taken, to the city jail. Officers have been cautioned by their captains not to interfere with business in any of the places where loafers congre gate, but thosa who make a practice of hanging about will be "spotted" and taken into custody. The usual excuses which are offered by those who are ar rested for loitering will no longer be ef fective. FOR POOL CHAMPIONSHIP JEUOME KEOGH CHALLENGED BY FKKD TALLMAX. Buffalo Man Was Given Title by John Horgan, Who Quit Game to Take Vp Billiards. The retirement of John Horgan and his surrender of the world's champion ship pool emblem by forfeiture to Jer ome Keogh, of Buffalo, forms a unique feature ot pool-playing, says a New York paper. In his statement Horgan says: "In my retirement it is not that I fear results of competition with any possible challenger for the-trophy, but simply because its retention necessi tates almost constant practice on the part ot the holder. This is too much to ask of a player. "For instance, if I played Keogh and won I would then have to play De Oro, and after the Cuban would come Clearwater, Sherman and probably oth ers, so that my entire time for the billiard year would be occupied, it be ing necessary to answer every chal lenge within ten days and to play within 40 from its date. "At present I have a good academy position here (St. Louis; and an ex cellent opportunity to enter and win the three-cushion tournament at the St. Louis Grand in November. To play Keogh would cause me to give up my position and chance in the other tour nament. I have therefore decide to forfeit .the emblem, but may challenge for It later." For the three-cushion tournament it is expected that Schaefer, Sutton, MILLIONAIRE FINDS NOTHING IN MONEY BUT WORRIES J. P. "Weyerhaeuser Willing to Trade Responsibility and J P. WEYERHAEUSER, son of Frederick Weyerhaeuser, who is said to be tho wealthiest lumber man in the world, would like to trade all his millions of dollars and his thou sands of acres of rich timber land for a good steady job and a modest home. He has often told his friends that there is but little in life for the millionaire. He declares that his life is far from being a bed of roses and he envies many of the thousands of men in his employ. Until yesterday Mr. Weyerhaeuser was a guest at the Hotel Portland and is now en. route .to Idaho to inspect valu able timber interests. He is traveling alone, and while the state of his health is not the best, business demands his presence in Idaho. If he were not a millionaire but instead were holding down a substantial job, he could lay off when his health was impaired. But when thou sands of dollars are at stake and not a mere job, he cannot remain idle. Stories have often been told of million aires w ho would rather be poor x than rich. People without any vast sums of money who have read these tales have looked upon them as fiction of the most imaginative type and are longing as much as ever to become rich. But 'friends of Mr. Weyerhaeuser declare that be is really a millionaire who cares ab solutely nothing for riches. Mr. Weyerhaeuser frequently makes trips to the Northwest and is a familiar character about the Hotel Portland. His friends say he is "common as an old hat." By that they mean he is demo cratic in his ways and among some of his warmest friends are millnion who are employed by him at $3 to J4 a day. Nearly everyone who has ever met him likes him. He will treat a laborer with as much respect as he will a fellow mil Hoppe and other leading billiardists J will enter. There are a diamond trophy representing the world's championship, a big purse and a share of the gate receipts for tho winner. Keogh is not likely to rest long in idle possession of his new laurels. Fred Tallman, the ex-Rochester expert, now located in a Buffalo academy, has challenged for the title.' Tallman put in his bid with the representative of the. billiard company under whose aus pices the contests are held, before it was known that John Horgan would default, being anxious to forestall De Oro, it being stated on what is re garded as accurate information that the Cuban designed a challenge to the Horgan-Keogh winner. Tallman declared that there was no question in his mind but that the donors of the trophy, to whom Horgan is re ported to have turned over the emblem, would give it to Keogh promptly, and that his game with the little Buffalo ex pert would follow shortly- "If." said Tallman, "Horgan had sur rendered the emblem before being chal lenged, it would have been necessary to hold a tournament to decide its owner, but now. as he has retired under tire, so to speak, it is logical that Keogh, as the challenger, should have the trophy." Tallman has supreme confidence in his ability to more than hold his own with Keogh, for it must be understood that in challenging under the rules he is forced to make a bona fide bet of at least $150 and the entire receipts of a championship match to go to the winner. Tallman has many friends who believe that the time has about arrived for him to break into championship company. His last exhibi tion match with Keogh, when in a 600 ball game he pressed the former Scran ton man right up to the finish, gave abun dant indication that Tallman is not an antagonist to be lightly treated. In his recent practice he has done a great deal to overcome his once great fault, weak ness in position play, his- execution of difficult shots being of the best. Keogh has not received any official noti fication of the action taken by Horgan, and consequently Is not yet in a position to answer any challengers. He declared, however, that he expected he would have the emblem turned over to him before the week is out, and in that event he wduld promptly accept the challenge of Tallman. "And." said lie. with a smile, "I guess after all. the first championship game will be played in Buffalo, and as both Fred and myself are now Buffalonians, no mat ter which of us wins, the next match following will doubtless come here, also." While a lot of the friends of the game are disappointed that Horgan did not accept the Keogh challenge and play, it is appreciated that his position, from the viewpoint of personal interests, is a sens ible one. While Horgan might beat out Keogh and then De Oro for the champion ship, past history of the game shows that this would be tho unexpected result and while taking chances of being de feated at pool Horgan would be obliged to give up his protitable billiard engage ments in St. Iouis. FAIRBANK CASE IS HEARD Grand Jury Investigates Charges Against Fair Commissioner. BOSTON, Nov. 5. The Suffolk County Grand Jury today took up the case of Wilson H. Fairbank, chairman of the Masachusetts Commission to the Lewis and Clark Exposition at Portland, who was recently accused of forgery and mis conduct in connection with the expendi ture of the state appropriation for the exposition. 1 J. N. Perkins, secretary of the commission, whose affidavit that he was not permitted to examine the rec ords of the board formed the basis of the charges, was the first witness. Both John B. Moran. who had. made use of the charges in his campaign, and Mr. Per kins have been sued for slander by Mr. Fairbank. Arrested on Forgery Charge. NliW YORK, Nov. 5. George Siden er, who says he is general counsel for the McCTure Adjustment Company, and that he wuis at one time Judge of the First District Court of St. Louis, was arrested here today on a charge ot foigery in the third degree. It is al leged that Sidener caused to be pub lished in a New York financial paper October 27 an article in which the al leged forgery appeared. The complaint on which Sidener was arrested was made by Charles A. Henderson. Sid ener was arrested in the adjustment company's office and at the same time tha police secured a number of th company's account books. The AlcClure Special Adjustment Company was recently organized with a capital of $10,000. Falling Column Kills Workman. NEy YORK. Nov. 5. An eight-ton iron column. 40 feet long, which had Just been placed in position on the second floor of the new Grand Central Hotel, today toppled over and crashed through heavy iron girders to the basement, a distance of GO feet. It struck and killed a workman and se riously injured another. Judge O'Brien Quits the Bench. NEW" YORK, Nov. 5. Justice Mor gan M. O'Brien, presiding Justice of the Appellate Department of the Su preme Court, resided today to resume tho practice of law here. His Fortune for Position With Less a Modest Home. lionaire, and wealth and class distinction make no difference with him.' Mr. Weyerhaeuser is a man of about 40 years of age. He comes of German stock. He is large and well buiit and has a kindly face, but it does not reflect as much sunshine as most people would expect to find in the features of a man who has nothing to do but look after his monoy. He looks rather careworn and as though he has a great deal to worry him. He cares absolutely nothing for style or personal appearance and his only thought in dress is to look present able. His friends say that he refuses to dis cuss money or the lumber business when he can possibly avoid it. He has told his friends that nothing bores him quite so much or makes him so miserable as to have to sit around with people and talk business. Mr. Weyerhaeuser might be called an unwilling slave of money. For years he has been in the timber business, is familiar with all the details of the great business conducted by the Weyerhaeuser syndicate and his interests are so large that he is virtually tied hand and foot to them for life. The lumber business is about all he knows, but he hates it. Meanwhile he works incessantly day in and day out. but many a time, so those closest to him say. he talks of how nice it must be to have a modest job, a little home and no millions to worry over. There are four sons in the Weyer haeuser family. Charley Weyerhaeuser, who will come to make his home in Portland next Spring, will probably suc ceed his father as the business head of the syndicate. Many estimates have been made of the wealth of the Weyerhaeusers and by some id is said the family repre sents more than JHO.OOO.OOO. Some place it even higher than that. The four sons are associated with their father, and besides the big interests they have in the syndicate all draw large salaries. DE OTHERS Inventor of Cyanide Process ' Defrauded of Its Benefits. PARTS WITH HIS PATENTS John S. MeArthur, Now in Portland, Lives to See Strangers Wax Rich By Vsing Methods Which He Discovered. Some of the greatest inventors ever known derived no profit from their inven tions although they were instrumental in making great wealth for others. Through an invention of a method of mining by John S. MeArthur. of Glasgow Scotland, now a guest at the Hotel Portland, hun dreds of millions of dollars in gold have been taken from the earth, but the noted Scot Is no richer by reason of it. Mr. MeArthur. known as one of the most expert mining engineers in th world, 16 years ago introduced the cyanide process for extracting gold. He invented it in the Transvaal and then brought it to this country. The Transvaal now pro duces about J1O9.000.000 in gold annually and about 35 per cent of this is extracted by the cyanide process. When Mr. MeArthur went to the Trans vaal it was producing only about !7,HK,0G0 per year of the precious metal. There was much gold-bearing ore in sight but It could not he successfully treated Mr. MeArthur, after several years of study and hard work, succeeded in perfecting his process and as soon a.s it was intro duced. South Africa came to the front as a gold-producing country. . While he had absolute faith in his in vention and believed that it would work wonders in mining, Mr. MeArthur, be cause of unavoidable circumstances, was forced to dispose of his rights for a mere song. Now no matter what country he visits, if it produce. gold, he is sure to encounter mines where his famous pro cess ui being used. But unlike most inventors who failed to realize on their inventions, it is not probable that Mr. MeArthur will die poor. Mr. MeArthur is a practical man and instead of bemoaning his fate has been steadily at work improving hi3 fortunes Because of his expert knowledge, he draws an enormous salary and also owns extensive interests in Australia. While lie often visits Australia, the United States and other countries he has not visited South Africa for nearly a score of years and it may be that he regards It with some little bitterness. But the persons who first secured the cyanide process from him failed to make any money from it. A company was formed and the process patented but the patent was not sustained in the courts. Rich mining corporations when once they learned its secrets declared that they had known of it before and becau.se of their powerful Influence were able to have the patent annulled. In the United' States a patent could not be had but in New Zealand and Victoria it was recognized as an invention and patents Issued They were in effect for years and the ones who first, introduced tne process there protited materially. In most mining ramps more money Is expended in mining than is taken out. But the argument has been advanced that the world is richer for every ounce of gold that is mined no matter how much was expended in securing it. Money ex pended in wages and the purchase of ma chinery simply changes hands and the gold extracted Is new money. But Mr. MeArthur argues that where a man puts more money in a mine than he takes out that not only he but the world is the loser. THE GREATEST PASSAGE In Engish Literature Is One Prom C'arlylc's "Sartor Resartus." " Success. To ask for the one most justly cele brated passage in English prose literature is like asking for the one most justly celebrated sort of fruit in the orchard There are easily a seof of equally worthy passages, eacn oik; mailing its especial ap- peal to a different mood of mind. Ruskin's description of Turner's Slave Ship satisfies our love for the majestic color and motion of the sea. De Quincy's reverie on the Nebula in Orion carries a sense of the vastness and mystery of the sky. Pater's picturing of the Shield of Hercules rebuilds for us the light and life of buried Hellas. Swinburne's eulogy of Rosetti astounds us with the splendor and speed of his words. Ije Gallienne's prose fancy, "The Twelve Wells." stirs our hearts witli the precious disquiet of old sorrows. Victor Hugo's oratibn in "The Man Who Laughs" awakens in us the ennobling passion of humanity. Lin coln's "Gettysburg Speech" hushes the soul with its tine appeal to the heroic in the heart of man. I might go on to mention Emerson, Poe, Thoreau, Hawthorne, Lake Harris, Jeremy Taylor, as well as St. Matthew, St. John, Isaiah, Job and other peers in the parliament of words. But I content myself with making the one selection that is perhaps my favorite in most of my moods. I refer to that stately and sonor ous passage from Garlyle's "Sartor Re sartus," where he sees history, as a stu pendous procession, forth-issuing from Cimmerian Night and vanishing into pa thetic and fathomless Silence. Here is tiie passage: "Like some wild-flaming, wild-thundering train of Heaven's Artillery, does this mysterious Mankind thunder and flame, in long-drawn, quick-succeeding grandeur, through the unknown Deep. Like a God created, Ore-breathing Spirit-host, we emerge from the Inane; haste stormfully across the astonished Earth; then plunge again into the Inane. Earth's mountains are leveled, and her seas filled up, in our passage; can the Earth, which is but dead and a vision, resist Spirits which have reality and arc alive? On the hard est adamant some footprint of us is stamped in; the last Rear of the host will read traces of the Earliest Van, But whence? O Heaven, whither? Sense knows .not; Faith knows not: only that it is through Mystery to Mystery, from God to God." Few Whiskers In Oklahoma. New York World. The gentlemen who make cartoons for the humorous periodicals of the East long ago decided that the typical citizen of Oklahoma was a lean, hungry-looking in dividual with a mustache that could be tied behind his ears, or whiskers that ex panded generously over his manly bosom and were beautifully tinted with tobacco juice. The Oklahoma Journal of Commerce has just issued an illustrated edition which shows how little caricaturists often know about their business. Of its 105 por traits of more or less prominent citizens there are only five exhibits of whiskers, and four of these are as closely cropped as Vice-President Fairbanks'. The sole exception is not a type of funny-paper whiskers, but of the old-fashionod Amerl- PORTLAND Jmglik PORTUHO, OR. EtTROPEAX PLAN MODEKX KESTACBAXT. COST ONE MILLION DOLLARS. j HOTEL OREGON j I CORNER SEVENTH AND STARK STREETS. J Z Portland' New and Modern Hotel. Rates $1 per Day and Up. Z European Plan. Free Bus. Z Z WRIGHT-DICKINSON HOTEL CO., Props. HOTEL PERKINS Fifth and Washington Streets., PORTLAND, OREGON EUROPEAN PLAN Booms, ft. 00 to $3.00 Per Day According to Location. JT. F. DAVIES. President. St Charles Hole CO. (INCORPORATED) Front and Morrison Streets, PORTLAND, OR. EUROPEAN PLAN ROOMS 50c TO $1.50 FIRST-CLASS RESTAURANT IN CONNECTION MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5 On two floors of the Tilford building, at Tenth and Morrison streets -the largest, the best equipped, the best lighted, the best ventilated the most complete business college in the Northwest, new, modern, first-class and down-to-date. EVER HEAR ANYONE EXPLAIN How he just "happened" to enter our school; without thinking much about where to go? By no means. Our students come to us from deliberate choice because they want the best, and know we have it. Business men know it, too. Each day of the past five years has brought one or more applications for office help. We have no trouble to place all our graduates. Quality does count, after all. Our school RANKS WITH THE BEST IN AMERICA For thorough work. We pit how well against a "short" course and the "get-through-quick" idea, and win out every time. Quality of instruction made more room a necessity, brings more students each year, more calls for help than we can meet. It pays to attend such an institution. Call, phone or write for new catalogue the most artistic production of its kind ever issued in this city. PORTLAND BUSINESS COLLEGE Tenth and Morrison Streets A. P. Armstrong, LL. B. Prin. can beard that is believed to have had its roots in the fertile soil of the Western reserve. Mustaches ife more numerous. There are 25 among: the 105 not Alkali Ike mus taches, but rather of the well-trimmed New York kind. None of these Oklahoma mustaches would attract particular atten tion in Wall Street. But beards and mustaches are In a hopeless minority. Out of eif?ht editors seven have smooth faces. Seventeen out of IS Republican politicians are smooth faced and only two have beards. In the Democracy whiskers are held in even less esteem, 44 out of 53 prominent Democrats being smoothly shaven. Comrades. LadyMy husband said that yesterday's roast was not ttt to eat. In my embar rassment I said you had prepared it. t'ook -We're quits, madam, for when my steady swore about the pie, I put the blame on you. Fliegende Blatter. AT THE HOTELS. The Portland U Bushier, New York; T. T. Lane and wife, Omaha; C. Wessinger, New York, A. M. Chambers. Buffalo; K. B. Sweeney, New York ; B. Simons, Rochester ; C. W. McNear, Chicago; S. Cohn, New York; D. A. Lawrie, Coicago; E. C. Ber nard. Spokane; J. I,r Burgoyne. Cincinnati, O. ; F. Nast. St. Louis; H. T. Powell, San Francisco, E. Winshy, Oakland, Cal.; E. M. Cravath. Drain; J. W. Levy. San Fran cisco; J. J. McKane, Tacoma; F. Gottleib, Kansas City. Mo.; E. H. Bradley, New York; W. A. Davis and wife, Marshall town, la.; A. Hare, New York; C. K. Cleve land. Wisconsin; N. H. Withle. Wisconsin; A. Jesselson. New York; G. A. Grlswold, Falls City ; II. C. Khrlein, Milwaukee; U. W. R. Martin. Providence, R. 1.; G. W. Sanborn and wife, Astoria. Or.; S. H. Clark. San Francisco; O. M. Crem.sdon, St. Louis: E. R. Cape. Denver, P. D. Tull, Spokane; R. Braentigan, Chicago; F. Wort man. McMinnville; S. L. Kline and wife, Corvallis; T. A. Purdy. St. Lou 1m; R- L. Chapman, Dallas; J. Schilling, Boston; S. S. Campbell. F. G. Parsons. New York. J. S. MacArthur and wife. Glasgow; H. B. Crosby. Boston; J. Findley, Eugene; J. L. Pentlcost, Tacoma; A. Thein, Milwaukee; II. B. Con well, San Francisco; E. N. Fobes, Seattle; L. Ltimb. Clinton, O. : G. F. Orde, Minneapolis, C. B. Mills. Clinton. Ia.; V. S. Dickson. Kansas City ; C M. Laub and wife, England; J. V. Evans. Vancouver, B. C. ; P. Sundberg, San Francisco. The Oregon W. J. Murphy. Chicago; A. F. Stone, Seattle; J. II. Klinser. San Fran cisco; J. A. Klinser. San Franciscco; Mrs. K. W. Vincent. Mrs. W. J. Furnish, Mrs. A. J. Goodman, Pendleton; Geo. W. Jenner and wife. Grand Haven. Mich.; Mrs. E. B. PIckel, Mrs. W. I. Vawter, Medford; Jag. Schorn, Seattle; Fid Gordon, London, Eng.; L. A. Norris and wife. San Francisco; W. F. Pur dy St Paul; F. D. Lewis, Tacoma: F. A. Ingersoll, New York; W. O. Parker, Spokane; Seymore H. Bell, wife and son, Ontario; H. P Preston and wife. Baker City ; C. G. Holcomb, Walla Waila; F. J. Parker and wife. Spokane; Mrs. May A. Gilbert. Dr. H. D. w. Puno, Hood River; Geo. Blanchard, Baker" City; C. A. Brand, Chicago; V A. Barrett, Albany; Mrs. J. E. Enyart. Medford; J. W. Chute, Seattle; Henry Blackman and wife. Bjeppner: Mrs. M. A. fiwope, Mrs. A. P. Hughes. Astoria.; T. Wright and wife, Boise; B. Bud welder.' Chicago; J. J. Connell, Tacoma: Mrs. J. Woods. Bd J. Shaw, Seattle; C. P. Freyer. Castle Hock; J. Wl CoHings, Mrs. E. E. Larimore. Seattle; F. E. Cham bers Eugene: Mrs. Mary Merry man, Pendle ton: G. A. Bell, Washington. D. C. ; G. E. Morten. Laramie. Wyo. ; Chat Frankel. Cleve land; S. B. Hicks, Seattle: Al Jacobs. New York; J. M. Boyer, ity; Southwell Wlllman, Spokane; J. B. Shultz. Oakland: 11. G. Kerup, San Francisco; W. Van Glohn. New York; Tbad Swcek, Seattle. W. O. Wright, L. E. Price. San Francisco. The Perkins 'Barney May, Harri&burg, F. H. Fenton, iSugcne; J. D. Mlsener, Milchett, wetoauAR TERS foj Toumsis 4d COKMEICIM. TltWElEM fipociat nias made to families and ingle Kentlerarn. Tbe . maoucfMUent will be pleawd at all time to show rooms and give prices. A modern Torktuta bath -tabllfihment in the hotel. H. C. BOWERS, Manager. Flrst-Class Cher It Ttentaarant Connected With Hotel. C. O. DAVIS, See. and Treat, Everything Ohio; Cw. G. Johnson, Seattle; B A Irvin, Chicago; J. F. Legget. Mt. Vernon: J. G, HayherK and w I f e. A storia : TK. H. Parson s, Cresswell; Susie Fugait, Milwaukee; L. M. Powt-11. Sacrament o; H. M. Walter. Kanka kee, 111.; Henry Akers, Plymouth. 111. : J. W. Cullings and wife, Seattle; J.- H. Bern and) wife, O. H. Studwall. Seattle; B. W. TUIpoii, Daytdn, Ohio; Roy W. Kent, Hood Hiver; Mildred Lamb, Grand Rapids; W. A. Milne and wife, Chicago; Mrs. 1. S. O'Connell, Fort Dodge; J . C. Anderer, Lopansport. Ind". ; R. A. R'Kkford. C. li R.xkforrl. Buffalo, N. Y. ; J. A. Denholm, Tacoma; C. It. Tal cott and wife, Olympla; H. Johnson, Prine vtlle: I). H. Jamca, Salem: J. W. S-arls, Spokane; Maude E. Beale. Ellen Beale, Pen die ton ; Alex Stewnrt, Musler; G. Hueston, Omaha : J. C Taylor. Denver; Mr. R. C. Hall, Mm. S. Bust. Baker City; M. Swarp, Baker City; G. Fi. Frakes. Scappoose; W. B. Miller, Spakone; Geo. M. Kean, Albany; F. S. DiiFhan, Albany; II. B. Smith. R. C Ramen, Byron Mill ; Bert Stevens, Albany; F. 11. Caldwell, Newbers; G. H. Parsons, city : T T. Lvons and wif Vancouver; C W. Hum mar and wife, Dufur; W. J. Ellis. Sea I tie; T. A. Pat ton and wife, Sacramento; C. Rnv Nupp, Kalama; Mrs. E. S. Collins, Maud. Boyd. Ashantcr; Wm. Frocke, Wasco; Grover Mattison, Mrs. Mattison, Independence; C. C. Berknian. Seattle; V. B. Huber, E. G. Huber, A lexandria : J. G. Thompson. Tualatin ; C. L. Shepherd. Mineral Spring; A. O. Sheldon and; wife. Olvmpla: A. L. MtLz. Denver: J. 1 El wood. Tygh Vailev ; W. D. McDonald . Mc Minnville; Mrs. F Joplln, Winlock, Wash.; G. Grant; A. F. Baker, F. E. Cornelius. Sa lem; W. F. Frances, Sacramento; E. C. Lugar, Newberg. The Imperial Mrs. R. Bingham. Walla Walla; W. G. Taylor, Spokane ; James B. Bates, Michigan; W. S. Bowen. wife and child, city; H. A. Webster, Clackamas; H. T. Crltes, Cottage Grove; E. O. Merrill Portland. Me.; K. H. Burnett, Knappton. Wash. ; II. G. Van Pusen. Astoria; W. E. Muncon. city ; H. E. Meagher; F. J. Berrls ford, St. Paul; Mrs. G. G. Cawnrod, Min neapolis; Miss Almeda V. Cole. Mrs. Rea black. Paris. 111.; Mrs. Eldridge. Master Eld ridge. Petoskey, Mich. ; Mrs. John Cox, EuKer.e, Or.; Mrs. T. M. Purdy. city; Mr. and Mrs. Graham; Georfr Couser and wiff, Heppner ; Mrs. C. Hosner ; O. B. Hess and wife, O. H. Jones, Seattle; John Jones, city, E. D. Mclntyro and family; J. M. Smith, Minnie Dreher, San Francisco; Jo mi Shramek. David City. Neb.; C. W. Esta brook, St. Paul; C P. Johnson and wife, John Day.; Mrs. W. W. Woods, Canyon City; E. J. Rowland. Lewlsville, Wssli.; Mrs. T. Holman. Astoria; W. J. McHenry and wife. Ruth Set h well. HUlsboro, Or.; C. K. Bland. Hermiston. Or. ; D. O'Toole. San Francisco; Mrs. M. E. Knott, Portland. The St. Charles E. L'pfiiur. Wanner; W. R. Greer. HUlsboro; G. Hodges, Elk City, W. L. Snider. Stella; A. W. Gates, A. B. Brown, city; E. Spencer. Chehalis; J. F. Dli con ; C. Dtmrel, Rainier; F. E. Jenkins, Cape Horn; I. O. Bryan, A. M. Crawford, J. Watson. Kelso; H. Yarr, Tenlno; E. C Gould. Huron. S. D. : N. B. McCauley, H. Mclcom. Goble; Nora McDonald, city : C. B. Shandland. Des Moines. Ia ; E. J. Sten rod. Vancouver, Mrs. c. E. Brandt. South Dakota; Jonn A. Latzel. C. M. .Knowles, Scappoose; F. J. Llbott, Boise; B. T. Smith and wife. Kent. Wash. ; Fred J. Ely and w ife, Curransville; B. R. Whitney. Van couver; E. J. Mawin. Siletz; Mrs. M. Mc Kcnnon, George McKennon, E. W. Thomp son, Cascade Locks, N. B. Whltton, Scap poose: Alexander W. Dick. Canby; S. T. Elliott. Holbrook: A. M. Terry. Tacoma; Ennis Campbell, Pearl Shiston, Dallas; Earl t'pshur. Warrens; C. J. Hazen. Hamilton; E. Brown; Eben Brown; N. J. Peterson, McMinnville; C. Bakesy; A. Amos. Palmer; M. Johnson ; J. H. Hnffman ; Charles Bert ton. Salem: W. F. Belhood. Latourc Falls; Charles Peters. Etirala; E. W. Hot ch kiss. Orient ; Edward Williams, Ira Monowels, Mr. Hndeman. Snohomish ; J. F. A t well, Stevenson; J. W. Frutelay, M. Aaron Keltv, W. Ooklns. P. H. Miller. Bridal Veil; W. F. Thompson. Brooks; Charles Johnston, Woodburn; F. D. Baker, San Francjsco; Tilly Lonvenelr, Cathlamet; P. De Lucan, San. Franriseo; Robert Goctz, Bandon, Georg Hoar, Silverton. Rntt Wmnellr. Taooma. VTasb. European plan. Rata. Tft oaata to $2:3f per day. Fre 'bus.