THE 2IORXIXG OREGOXIAN, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1906. 8 SCBSCRirTION RATT.3. t- INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE, (By Mall. Dally, Sunday Included, one year Dally. Sunday Included, six months ; Dally, Sunday Included, three montha.. i ; Dally. Sunday Included, one month.... Dally, without Sunday, one year -.. " yrl Daily, without Sunday, six months...... Dally, without Sunday, three montha.... 1" Dally, without Sunday, one month -J" Sunday, one year - - irr Weekly, one year lssued Thursday) J Sunday and Weekly, one year.... BY CARRIER. Cany. Sunday Included, one year -2S Dally, Sunday Included, one month... - " HOW TO REMIT Send postofflce money order, eipress order or personal check on your local bank. Stampa, coin c"rr""V? are at the sender-e risk. Give poetoftlce aa dreaa In lull. Including county and a tale. POSTAGE KATES. Entered at Portland. Oregon Postoffica as fiecond-Ciaea Matter. 10 to 14 pagea.,.......... ...-- IS to 28 pages. SO to 44 pages 46 to 60 natces . .1 cent .2 cent .3 cents .4 ceata Foreign Ptage, double rates. IMPORTANT The postal lawe are at ric Xewapapere on which postage Is net luujr paid are not forwarded to destlnatloa. EASTERN BUSINESS OFFICE. The S. C. Beckwith Special Agency New Tork, rooms 43-iO, Tribune building. l.u eago, rooms Slu-512 Tribune building. KEPT ON SALE. Chicago Auditorium Annex. Postoincs News Co.. 17S Dearborn street. . . St. Paul. Minn N. St. Maria. Commercial Station. v. Colorado Springs, Colo. Western J.ews Denier Hamilton ft Kendrlck. 00-01J Seventeenth street: Pratt book Store, 121 Fifteenth street; I. Welnsteln: H. P. Han sen. Kinm City, Mo, Hlcksecker Cigar Co, Nlntn and Walnut. . Minneapolis M. J. Kavanaugh, 60 Eouta Third. Cleveland, O. Jame Fusnaw. 807 Su perior street. Atlantic City, N. J. Ell Taylor. New York City U Jones & Co., Aator House: Broadway Theater News Stand. Oakland. Cal. W. H. Johnston, Four teenth and Franklin streets. N. "VS'heatley. Ogden D. 1 Boyle; W. Q. Kind, 11 35th street. Omaha Barkalow Bros.. J612 Farnam; Mageath Stationery Co., 1S0S Farnam; 240 Couth Fourteenth. Sacramento, Cal. Sacramento Newi Co, 4S-J K street. Salt Lake Bait Lake Newe Co, TT West 6econd street South; Rosenfeld & Hansen. Loa Angelee it. IS. Amos, manager seven street wagons. , ban Diego? B. E. Amos. l ong Beach, Cal. B. E. Amos. 1'asudena, Cai. A. F. Horning. Han Francisco Foster & Orear, Ferry News Stand; Hotel St. Francis News Stand. Washington, D. C. Ebbltt House, Penn sylvania avenue. Philadelphia. Pa. Ryan's Theater Ticket Oftlce. rORTLAXD, THURSDAY, OCT. 25, 1906. SCHOOL. BOOKS. Doubtless the question of "free books" for the public schools of Oregon will he brought forward in the Legis lature the coming Winter. Such meas ure would not have passed heretofore. but may pass now. The tendency of the time is in the direction of measures of this description that is, of supplying- public wants through the state. For, of course, the school books would not be "free." The state would pay for them out of the proceeds of taxa tion. It is a question of some difficulty, but The Oregonian is not prepared to say that it would oppose the plan of requiring purchase of school books by the state and free distribution of them in the public schools. The plan would have its advantages. Uniform books would bo in the hands of all pupils at the opening of the echools; the poorer children would be supplied without hu miliation to themselves or their par ents; and perhaps the state, buying in bulk, might get somewhat better prices than could be had under the present method. The objection is that the cost would fall upon the revenues of the state instead of on the parents whose children will be supplied with books and, further, that, inasmuch as the state supports the schools, the state is doing enough, and that the disposi tion to depend on the state ought not to be encouraged by such concessions. To this last objection it is a proper answer that the state has taught its citizens already, througlu the policy of many years, to depend on the 6tate for the education of its children; and school-book supply would be as legiti mate a part of the system as erection of schoolhouses and payment of teach era. But it is not probable that there would be much reduction in the price of books, or "saving" that way, if the state bought them. The books are rea sonably cheap now the statesman of Linn to the contrary notwithstanding. For there are books and books, school books and school books. We doubt whether our people would wish to ex change such books as are now in use in Oregon for such as are said to be furnished in certain other states, at perhaps no more than one-half the price. It costs money to make good school books, and we should think poor school books dear at any price. Inci dentally, let us say that we have little confidence in schemes undertaken by different states to publish their own school books, for we never have heard -of any satisfactory effort of the kind, It is not found, in experience, that pub lishers combine to hold up prices of school books; for there is as keen com petition among publishers of school books as among publishers of newspa pers or magazines. How much it would cost the state for annual supply of school books is a point upon which testimonies do not agree for there has not yet been very much experience on the subject, and the con ditlons or circumstances in each case where it has been tried have varied so much from others that no sure esti mate can be made. But say there are lod.000 children of school age In Oregon Twenty per cent of them will not at tend. But say the number now requir ing books would be 140,000. The cost. perhaps, would somewhat exceed $1 each per annum, which would be added to the school taxes, and would increase with growth of school population. It would be necessary to adopt means as efficient as possible to prevent waste or loss, and to enforce proper accounting for books distributed among families or pupils each year. Heretofore there has been little or no call for "free"schooI books in this state; but the subject now is brought for ward, and it is not easy to see that since it is presented as a corollary of the argument for the free-school sys tem, there can be any really sufficient objection to it, on logical grounds. Be sides, as said above, it falls in with a distinct tendency of the times. Tread on the tail of the dog and he will yelp. Now, the dog is the mouth piece of his master. Say that Ladd buildings, here nnd there, have no fire escapes, no proper sanitary conditions. Then the Ladd organ will snap, or yelp and howl. You can't mistnke. ' Kick the master and the dog will utter a yelp. Tread on the dog's tail, and you'll start the master. You've seen the master, by the twirl of his finger. cause the dog to perform fantastical gyrations, and even make the dog bark at his own tail, as he whirled round and round. One of the most striking things in life is the fellowship you often see between the master and the dog that follows him. There you see fidel ity on the part of the dog often Ul recompensed. So commend us to the fidelity of the dog. But let us have the fire-escapes, and other necessary improvements, upon the old tumble down property of the first families, who have pulled millions out of the fran chises of Portland, yet obstruct im provements, and keep a dog to bark or snarl at all who travel the road. WHAT HARRIMAX IS TRYING TO DO. The Chicago conference between the Hill railroad representatives and the Harriman railroad representatives has come to nothing, and the war between them is to go on. Mr. Hill has no right to cross the Columbia River south and Invade the exclusive Harriman terri tory, and Mr. Harriman has no right to cross the Columbia north and enter the exclusive Puget Sound territory. So each says in effect of the other, and acts accordingly. Harriman pursues his obstructive tactics to prevent con struction of the Hill road down the north bank of the Columbia, and ma nipulates his Portland terminal com pany so that Hill, forced to acquire in dependent terminal properties, is still at a great disadvantage to do busi ness in this city. Hill operates through the various dominant Seattle agencies, which he controls, to make it impossi ble for Harriman to get franchises and adequate terminals in that city; and Harriman has the same trouble at Ta coma. Hill' regards Seattle, Tacoma and all Puget Sound as his own, and will make no terms with Harriman. Harriman looks upon Portland and Oregon as his own, and will make no terms with Hill unless Puget Sound shall be opened to him. The Harriman peo ple say Hill may do business in Port land if Harriman shall be permitted to enter Seattle and Tacoma. Of course, the people of Portland them selves, who are not Harriman chat tels, have- said that the Hill roads are welcome here, and must have all necessary facilities for carrying on their business; but It Is nevertheless true, as has been abundantly shown, that Mr. Harriman, who is entrenched here, has immense power to embarrass his competitor and to obstruct his oper ations; and he is using that power largely, if not wholly, as a club to force his way into the Puget Sound cities. The Chicago meeting maje clear the Harriman strategy; and if made clear, too, that it will be pursued until the Hill forces yield. It must be said that the sympathy of Portland and Oregon ought to be, and will be, with Mr. Harriman in his ultl mate purposes, even if there is lit tie sympathy with his tactics. Of course, few here have hoped that he would succeed in keeping the Hill roads out of Portland and Oregon, and his labors in that direction have not been should not be, and will not be, successful. Undoubtedly the Harriman lieutenants themselves ddd not expect to exclude Mr. Hill from this territory, because the public here would not con sent to it. Neither should the Seattle and Tacoma public indorse the Hill pol icy of bottling up those cities ai against the Harriman road. If they will but follow the example of Port land, they will have a great competitive railroad system on Puget Sound. Why shoudn't they want it, and make all possible effort, and grant every reason able concession, to get it? PRUNES. The Oregon prune crop of 1906, though not more than half as large as was ex pected up to picking time, will add its contribution to the commercial wealth of the state and aid in maintaining and promoting the reputation of Oregon as a fruit-producing region. The prunes are going upon a ready market. Ac cording to Eastern dispatches, the New York trade is anxiously awaiting deliv eries of Oregon prunes, for the market Is bare and the fruit is needed for early deliveries. Last year's crop has Tjeen cleaned up and this year's crop was practically all 6old before picking began. The fruit is carefully packed by firms which have learned, by several years1 experience, to put the fruit up in at tractive form. These circumstances, together with the fact that the fruit is being offered at reasonably low prices, give assurance that the fruit will find ready sale to appreciative consumers. There will be no holdover crop of im paired quality with which to compete, the present crop will be consumed while in best condition, and next sea son will find a clear market again for the crop of 1907. Though this crop has been a disappointment to the growers, because they had counted upon saving more pounds of ' fruit, averaging in somewhat larger sizes, yet the situation is far from discouraging. Oregon prunegrowers have reason to expect a good market for their crop next year. This year's crop has not paid as well as some others, but it has been far from a failure. Prunes have been a factor in the hor ticultural output of the United States but a few years, relatively speaking. Prior to 1SS6 the prunes consumed in this country came almost entirely from France and the Danubian provinces. The consumption was small and the fruit was considered a delicacy. Now more than 100,000,000 pounds of dried prynes are eaten yearly in the United States, and, needless to say, the prod uct is no longer considered & luxury. In the year above mentioned Ameri can prunes first appeared on the mar ket and each succeeding year the sup ply has increased until the importation of foreign prunes has been reduced to very small proportions. Most of the enormous supply that finds its way to boarding-house tables is grown in Call fornla. The large output of the prune orchards there may be Judged from the fact that in Santa Clara County alone there are 3,700,000 trees growing on 37, 000 acres, 100 trees to the acre. The quantity of prunes cured there this year will exceed 110,000,000 pounds more than enough to meet the require ments of home consumption for the en tire country. But there is a large ex port trade to take care of, and this ab sorbs the surplus. In our own state there was great In terest in prune-tree planting a few years ago, and a great many farmers turned wheat fields into prune orchards. As in all other new agricultural enter prises, many mistakes were made in the selection of soil, drainage, slope, etc., with the result that there were many failures. A few orchards were grabbed out and others neglected, but the new acreage coming into bearing has kept the producing area up to its highest point. The industry is now represented by a body of intelligent, careful, progressive orchardists who cultivate, trim and spray their trees, cure their fruit properly and place it upon the market in good condition. The Oregon prune.'aa the Italian vari ety has come to be known, has created a steady market for Itself. Because of its large size and tart flavor, it fills a demand which neither the imported nor the California prune can meet. While the market for Oregon prunes will al ways be affected by the supply of other prunes, just as the market for navel or anges is affected by the supply of other oranges, yet there will always be a de mand for a limited quantity of the Ore gon fruit which other varieties cannot supplant. The problem for the grower is to widen the demand for the Oregon prune by making its superior qualities more widely known. Wherever this. prune becomes known as a distinct va riety it will always have a steady de mand at prices which will vary with the supply, as crops may be large or small, ffom year to year. The crop may or may not be a profit able one, according to the conditions that temporarily affect the market, but this does not alter the fact that Oregon prunes, when properly grown and care fully cured, are superior in size and fla vor to those of any other land under the sun. The yield this year was unex pectedly light, yet a full crop would have found a glutted market, so that it is doubtful -whether the industry has suffered because of the conditions which limited the quantity harvested. The fruit properly packed, as it will be. will stand the test of quality in any market, and, In the agregate, will make a substantial showing in the crop re ports and agricultural returns of the state. A SOUTHERN' CANDIDATE. The idea of choosing the next Demo cratic Presidential nominee from the South seems to have a certain vitality among the party leaders. It was first advanced to lure the Southern Demo crats from their loyalty to Bryan by the hope of the spoils of office. Now it is probably looked upon as the last refuge from both Bryan and Hearst, though it is not taken very seriously by anybody. The reviving predilection for negro slavery which may be dis cerned in Mississippi, Arkansas and some other sections of the South would not win votes in the North for a South ern candidate; but there are much stronger reasons against nominating a man from that part of the country. The strongest is the fact that no Southern man has yet appeared who has the proper qualifications for the Presidency. Mr. Bailey is able enough, but his affiliations with Standard Oil make him an impossible candidate. Many men of the old school, such as Carlisle and Blackburn, have dropped out of the stream of National life. Th people have forgotten who they are. Men like Tillman and Vardaman and Jeff Davis of Arkansas cannot hope for the Presidency until our standards of morals and manners have fallen great deal lower than they now are. The next President, whatever else he may be, will be a man who is up with the times. It is fairly certain that no fossil will be nominated by either party; and if one is nominated he will be de feated. The talk about a third term for Mr. Roosevelt shows plainly enough that the Republican leaders are alive to this condition. They will nominate a man who combines in himself as many elements of Mr. Roosevelt's char acter as possible. Unless the Demo crats wish to invite defeat, they will pursue a similar course. If they do not nominate Bryan, who is at present their strongest man, they will select some one with his best traits and without his faults, if they can find such a person From present indications, they will not find him in the South. GIVING THANKS. In his Thanksgiving proclamation the President gives no comfort to those doctrinaires who teach that material prosperity is the end for which nations exist, and that when they have become prosperous there is nothing more to hope or wish for. It is a doctrine com monly taught from the stump, and sometimes from the pulpit. "Let there be no faultfinding with the trusts or the tariff or the railroads; be careful how you speak of the bosses and the graft ers; deal gently with the insurance thieves and the bank wreckers; and, above all, touch lightly upon the iniqui ties of the tariff; for, in spite of all these evils, we are still prosperous, and so long as we are prosperous what more have we to ask?" Mr. Roosevelt thinks there is a great deal more to ask. Prosperity is, in his opinion, only the material foundation for more excellent things without which eating and drinking are but vanity, and fine clothes vexation of spirit. Moral ityt our homiletical President declares, is the only worthy superstructure to rear upon this broad, foundation of prosperity which we have builded through the grace of the Almighty and the Dingley tariff; and without moral ity our material blessings will prove, in the end, not a blessing, but a curse. Mr. Roosevelt's thought seems to be that a prosperous nation should pres ently evolve into a great and happy na tion. Without prosperity, neither great ness nor happiness is attainable, per haps; but assuredly, unless prosperity and greatness result in happiness, they are not worth while. Happiness is what we all live for in this world, and what we expect in the next as the reward of our strivings. We urge one another to do unpleasant duties by insisting that virtue brings happiness. We believe with the apostle that our afflictions on earth are but trifling things compared with the eter nal weight of glory which we shall find in heaven. If we endure present pain, it is in the hope of compensating pleas ure hereafter. If we submit to tribula tion on earth, it is in the expectation of an infinite recompense or reward in a better world. Happiness is the end and aim of human existence. This Mr. Roosevelt recognizes, and, in counting prosperity and greatness but as dross unless they lead to happiness, he voices the universal sentiment of mankind. A nation whose individual citizens are not happy is the worst kind of a failure; and in so far as we have classes of men and women who cannot be happy under our actual conditions, to that ex tent, in spite of all our prosperity, we have failed. Mr. Roosevelt intimates that the next step on the road to hap piness, after prosperity and greatness, is virtue; and he is undeniably right. If the fruits of our prosperity flow into a few hands and are spent upon mon key dinners and champagne suppers for nude actresses, there is no especial rea son why we should trouble the Al mighty with expressions of thankful ness for them. We may be quite cer tain that he himself will look upon them as grounds for fasting and hu miliation rather than joy. Unless we can show substantial prog ress in National virtue as well as Na tional wealth and greatness, we ought to clothe ourselves in sackcloth on No vember 29 and cast ashes on our heads. Fortunately, we can show precisely this thing. Mr. Roosevelt's great mod esty forbids him to mention it explicitly in his proclamation, for our progress in virtue during the last year has been largely on account of his resolute ef forts; nevertheless, that progress is the most notable phenomenon of the times. and the most legitimate of all the rea sons why we should make November 29 day of rejoicing Instead of lamenta tion. There is no such thing as uni form progress in human history. It goes by enormous leaps, if it goes at all. In the last year this Nation has learned more of the spirit and practice of genuine morality than in the preced ing half century. We are not perfect yet, by any means, but we are not nearly so oaa we were. We have discerned the iniquity of allowing the trusts to sell us decayed meat and poisonous food. We have learned the wrong of permit ting the common carriers to build up one man and ruin another by favors and discriminations. We have been taught by sad experience that the duty of a trustee is to deal honestly with his trust funds no matter whether he is an insurance president or a banker. We have come to a "realizing sense" of the utter wickedness of the boss in poli tics and have made a happy beginning of his extinction. We have learned, too, why the boss exists. We know that he is the logical outgrowth of privilege in politics. The boss is the tool that privilege works with. Of course, in striking at the boss we merely doctor symptoms. The real cause of the dis ease remains untouched. But medicine began in that way. From doctoring symptoms we shall proceed to the robt of the matter, perhaps in the course of another year. The greater part of this growth in virtue and common sense we owe to Mr. Roosevelt. He has been the in strument under Providence of our con viction and partial conversion. Among the many causes for thankfulness which we must all acknowledge, there fore, none should forget the President whose courage and resolute integrity have shown us the pathway out of the slough of self-satisfied fraud to the flowery fields of National virtue. As a relief from the bitterness of the campaign, New York is talking about the recrudescence of Richard Croker, who is booked to return Christmas time. One view is that he sees Repub lican success next month, in which case there will be a call for a successor to Murphy, who must go down If Hearst fails. Evidence that Croker is not fa vorable to Hearst is offered in the fact that Andrew .Freedman, one of his closest friends, who returned from Eu rope the other day, promptly put on a Hughes button. Croker is outspoken for Bryan, having so declared himself when he entertained the distinguished Nebraskan in his Irish home. If he should get control of Tammany, it may be expected that he will set the ma chinery going for Bryan's benefit. With Croker at the head of the old organiza tion, and Hearst, whether elected or defeated, working his self-created In dependence League, New. York the next two years will give the country some thing new to talk about. It is given out by the Department of J Agriculture that the beet-sugar output of- the country for the campaign of 1906-7 (the period of manufacture is called a campaign) will for the first time in our history exceed the cane sugar output. The coming season's product Is estimated at 463,000 tons, as against 283,717 for 1905-6. Cane-sugar production last season was 342,000 tons. Our total was 1,205,717 tons, of which 370,000 tons came from Hawaii and 210,000 tons from Porto Rico. Sugar was first made from beets in this coun try seventy-five years ago. The Indus try has advanced slowly, but now seems to have on Its seven-league boots. Its further growth depends almost entirely on the individual farmer who Is satis fled with $5 a ton for his crop, together with the dairy food which the pulp fur nishes. Recommendation to Congress by the Postal Department of a substantial in crease of clerks' salaries and a paving of the way to higher pay for letter-carriers is likely to meet with little oppo sition. In' no branch of the public service is work so faithfully done as by these employes. For them the cost of living has advanced quite as fast as for other wage-earners, with no compen sating increase in earning capacity and no opportunity to enforce a righteous demand. As a matter o fact, the pos tal employes are worse off than they were five years ago. No one will be grudge them the promised increase of pay. The Burnslde bridge is still standing, despite the efforts of yellow journalism to wreck it and throw the over-river traveling public into a panic. It is good for some years without repairs, and good forever, or nearly so, if repaired from time to time. But what is a bridge or two and an alarmed public to the exigencies of scare-head Jour nalism? The Santa Fe Railroad doesn't want to produce its books in court, because "a corporation, like an individual, is en titled to immunity, and cannot be com pelled to furnish evidence against it self." But how can the immunity bath make white the soul of the soulless corporation? Citizens of Staten Island, New York, are scared mightily over a new and strange disease that covers the body with red blotches. Probably some of the campaign lies they have been ab sorbing are coming out on them. An ex-Minister to Turkey and a Min ister to Russia and a former stenog rapher are to fill portfolios in the President's Cabinet. The President is evidently surrounding himself with men who have seen everything. Those strenuous London women may not be able to vote; but they are cer tainly enjoying all the privileges of a high old time popularly supposed to be reserved for the other sex. The new original-package grocery scheme has a great deal to commend it. There are times when it is better not to know what you are buying. The fuel trust says it isn't a trust; but the Methodist preachers long ago learned that where there is smoke there must be fire. The impartial New York citizen who listens to all sides may make up his mind that nobody is fit to be elected. Voters will jdse their brains this year, we are told, and therefore Hughes will be elected. Off year? HEARST. a Newspaper Sample Article From Flighting Him. New York World. Writing to The World from Northamp ton, Mass., one of Mr. Hearst's admirers makes this complaint: In Monday's issue I noticed an editorial headed "An Incorporated Boss, wnicn would be a very strong point against Hearst It he were dishonest and insincere. But is he? I have yet to hear or read of one Instance of Mr. Hearafa dishonesty or -insincerity. A man who has never heard of an In stance of Mr. Hearst's Insincerity, has heard little about Mr. Hearst. Mr. Hearst claims to oppose boss rule. Yet he accepted the Democratic nomina tion from Charles F. Murphy, whom Mr. Hearst's newspapers have described as "as evil a specimen of the criminal boss as we have had since the days of Tweed." Mr. Hearst professes to favor honest nominations and honest elections. Yet his Democratic nomination was stolen for him at Buffalo by Murhpy and Grady, who threw out 60 regularly elected ant. Hearst delegates In order to make Hearst's nomination possible. Mr. Hearst professes to encourage poli tical independence. Yet he has "incor porated his Independence League ana made it impossible for the rank and file of the league to nominate a single candi date for office anywhere in the State of New York without his consent. Mr. Hearst professes to favor an in dependent Judiciary. Yet he has entered into a deal with Murphy by which he and Murphy have named 13 candidates for the bench in New York County, making judgeships the personal perquisites of the Tammany boss and the Independence League incorporated boss. Less than a year ago Mr. Hearst's newspaper was offering a reward of $10,000 for evidence that would lead to Murphy's convic tion and Imprisonment. Mr. Hearst denounced law-evading cor porations. Mr. Hughes has proved from the court records that Mr. Hearst's own corporations are organized to enable him and them to evade the law, and Mr. Hearst's corporation lawyer was caught in a flat falsehood while trying to ex plain Mr. Hughes' charges. Mr. Hearst denounces New Jersey trusts. Mr. Hughes has proved from the records that Mr. Hearst's own Star Com pany is a New Jersey trust, organized on the plan of the Standard Oil Com pany and Northern Securities Company, and for similar purposes. He has also proved that Mr. Hearst, like Mr. Rocke feller, dodges process-servers when an at tempt Is made to bring him Into court. Mr. Hearst denounces tax-dodging cor porations. Mr. Hughes has proved from the records that Mr. Hearst's own news paper corporations dodge their taxes by the familiar method of making-affidavit that their liabilities exceed thein assets. Mr. Hearst professes to be an ardent friend of labor. Yet Mr. Hearst selects for chairman of the Democratic State Committee Flngy Conners, of Buffalo, a notorious strike-breaker who used to pay off his employes In brass checks redeem able only at his saloon. Mr. Hearst vehemently denounces the bare proposition to employ Chinese labor in Panama. Yet it is shown that for years Chinese labor has been employed on the Hearst estate In California. Mr. Hearst professes to oppose the use of money in politics. Yet he has probably spent more money already for his two nominations and his campaign than all the other candidates for Governor of New York spent In the last 30 years. Mr. Hearst professes to believe that Mr. Hughes Is a corporation lawyer and charges that Thomas F. Ryan made him insurance investigator. Only a few months ago Mr. Hearst's newspapers were enthusiastically commending Mr. Hughes' work as an insurance Investiga tor, and declaring that he had done everything that could have been done in the time at his disposal. The record of Mr. Hearst's hollow in sincerity might be continued Indefinitely. He is now on the stump making a multi tude of promises as to the reforms he will institute if he Is elected Governor. But what value attaches to them? Mr. Hearst professes to be unalterably opposed to corporation government, to Ryan and Belmont and to everything they represent in politics. But he is denounc ing them no more savagely than he was denouncing Murphy a year ago and he Is now Murphy's ally. Less than three years ago Mr. Hearst made an alliance with Roger Sullivan and John P. Hopkins, who represent in Illinois politics what Ryan and Belmont represent in New York poli tics. Sullivan and Hopkins agreed to give Hearst the delegates to the Demo cratic National convention If he would help them gain control of the Democratic state organization. The deal was carried out, and Mr. Bryan is still fighting to rid the Democratic party 1n Illinois of the Sullivan-Hopkins corporation machine which was fastened upon it by Mr. Hearst. Greeley's Handwrttlnjr, Exchange. Probably the very worst handwriting ever known was that of Horace Greeley, the founder of the New York Tribune. Greeley's manuscript was so bad and so little like English in its characters that the printers called it "Koran." The con sequence was that when he was unable to correct his proofs the most ludicrous mistakes were made. For example, a celebrated speech by Secretary W. H. Seward in 1858 drew a leader from Greeley in the Tribune, which he headed "Sew ard W. H." Circumstances prevented his seeing a proof, and you may imagine the feelings of Horace when the next morning he saw his leader headed "Rich ard III," and upon reading further down finding the quotation, " 'Tis true, 'tis pity; and pity 'tis, 'tis true," rendered " 'Tis two, 'tis fifty, and 'tis fifty-two." Upon another occasion Greeley wrote, "Women now manage most of the public libraries in Massachusetts"; but the compositor got it, "Women now worry most of their puny babies by mastica tion." Cowardice lit Cong-res. New York Herald. There never was a more pitiable instance of cowardice than that fur nished by many of the Senators and Representatives who voted for the abo lition of the Army canteen. Protest against the bill was made by experi enced officers commanding the enlisted men and knowing just what the effect would be. But many men in Congress, against their own judgment, voted for the bill because the petitions for it were signed by such a host of women women who meant well but roost of whom had never seen any Army post and all of them necessarily ignorant of the nature and needs of the enlisted men. It is now announced that a bill to restore the canteen will be Intro duced when Congress assembles. It should be promptly passed. Sore to Be n Bnay Man, x Pittsburg Dispatch. Mr. Roosevelt does not seem to be worrying as to what ex-Presidents shall do. He knows one man wtio, if he lives to be an ex-President, will be sure to do something;. FIRING AWAY AT GLAD HAND FOR HENEY AND BURNS Both Are Cordially Welcomed by Two San Francises) Newspaper. . San Francisco Call. San Franlcsco will welcome the under taking by Francis J. Heney of the duty to search out and bring to justice the official boodlers and their brokers that afflict the body politic. Public opinion is unanimous in the belief that Supervisors have been bribed and that administrative functions such as those of the Board of Works and the Health Board have been peddled in secret market. Even the Board of Education is not exempted from suspicion. The sale of permits and fran chises, the working of real estate jobs and the market for privileges of every variety have been brisk and incessant. Officials have grown rich. Some of them are spending money like a drunken sailor. It is time for housecleaning and a day of reckoning. Heney and Burns will put the question: "Where did they get it?" San Francisco Bulletin. The Tweed disclosures in New York startled the Nation by the variety and significance of their perfidy, but the revelations about to be made in San Francisco will out-Herod Herod. Mayor Schmitz and Abe Ruef are the principal felons. They will both be sent to the penitentiary. Both are guilty of stabbing San Francisco while prostrate under the stunning blow of a great calamity. Mayor Schmitz Is touring Europe, spend ing the money stolen from the city of which he is Mayor. Abo Ruef, his com; panion in crime, remains in this city, assuming the attitude of innocence and expressing a sympathetic interest In the investigations now going on. Mr. Heney and Mr. Burns, representatives of the Federal and Municipal Government, will stand as the official defenders of the people. They need only the reinforce ment of the public's good will. San Fran cisco has been in the grip of scoundrels long enough. It Is now time that the scoundrels be in the iron grip of San Francisco. The tightening hold of the mighty law will be the sensation of the Nation, and the glory of a city too long indifferent to the machinations of a vil lainous political boss and a Mayor an ordinary looter who has been in a posi tion to take other people's money. TRIBUTE TO ENSIGN MONAGHAN Claasniale Telia of Dead Hero'a Manly Trait. PORTLAND, Oct. 23. (To the Edi tor.) Recently I received an invita tion to attend the unveiling of a mon ument to John R. Monaghan, United States Navy, In Spokane, Wash., Octo ber 25. Apropos this event would you kindly allow me space to pay a small tribute to the heroic dead? For sev eral years John R. Monaghan was a classmate of mine at St. Michael's Col lege, in this city, and I knew him in timately. In his conduct toward his teachers and schoolmates he displayed that manly bearing which afterwards made him famous. His application to study and his 'zeal for knowledge were only secondary to his love for truth. He endeared himself to us all and be sides he had the happy faculty of al ways doing the proper thing at tha right time. Some years later he at tended the Naval Academy at Annap olis, Md., and then became an ensign In the United States Navy. Such a life as his had but a fitting climax in be ing voluntarily offered in the rescue of a brother officer in the Islands of Samoa. He was indeed one of nature's noblemen, a type, too, infrequently met in this age of commercialism. The fair State of Washington may well be proud of one so true and brave. Long may his memory be cherished and his life held up as a model for rising generations. May the sun flash its beams of love around the blessed memorial, and may the moon and stars keep watch in the silent hours of night and may the gentle breezes sing the praises of . the beloved John R. Monaghan, United States Navr. JOHN G. HEITKEMPER. Bis and Little Potatoes. Harper's Weekly. "It's dreadful queer," said the house wife, "that the potatoes you bring me should be so much bigger at the top of the sack than they are at the bot tom." "Not at all," said the honest farmer; "it's Jest this a-way. Potatoes is grow In' so fast jest now thet by the time I dig a sackful the last ones dug is ever so much bigger'n the fust ones." In Better Shape Now, Fliegende Blaetter. "I hear that the baron wants to get a divorce from his wealthy wife." "Yes, he was only temporarily em barrassed when he marired her." The Cash That Went. Nebraska State Journal. When the nights grow long And the daya get short. And the cold grows strong When it hadn't ort. And the dead loaves all Have unloosed their hold And the snow-flakes fall And the wind blows cold; When the trees are bare That were clothed in green, And the frosty air Of the morn nips keen. Then you'll think. I think. Of the cash that went For the Summer drink And the money spent On that swell trip. And you'll say once more "Well, we'll let 'er rip; What is money for?" THE STARS AND STRIPES THE CRAZE FOR BRIDGE WHIST The Wife of a Noted London Barrister Says Ita (ifunblina;. H. C, in Cincinnati Enquirer. Here is one of the leaders of London society, the wife of a noted barrister who ought to know what she is talk ing about when she says that the game, f bridge has absorbed English society' body and soul; in fact, that it is be coming a curse. Father Vaughan, the popular Lon don priest, and other famous preach ers have sounded the alarm, and now there is to be introduced a rigorous anti-gambling act in Parliament. But here is the rub. How will the authorities be able to suppress the so ciable little games in the parlors of the elite, since the proverbial rule that there can be no invasion of private homes for anything but real crimes also prevails in England? The only way out of it, say the legislators, is to make playing bridge a crime, and this will be a difficult thing to do, as there are thousands in all classes of society who play for insignificant stakes. Just as penny-ante is popular in this country. The Kins; himself likes a game of bridge, but he plays for very small stakes, and he frowns down every ef fort to raise the limit. Husbands and fathers find them selves often in financial embarrass ment through the reckless gambling of their wives and daughters. A few quotations from Mrs. Twee- die, who, by the way. is a prolific news paper ana masrazine writer, will not prove amiss. She says: People nowadays stake their last cent on a game of chance. There are bridge coats, bridge purses, one might even say bridge manners, and it is no uncommon thing nowadays for a hostess to meet a friend and invito her to dinner, adding, 'You play bridge, don't you?' and if the answer by some wild chance should be in the negative, the lady sweetly continues: '"Oh, then, you must come another night, please, because Tuesday Is en tirely a bridge party.' "But the friend is never asked on that 'other night.' "At bridge houses they seem to have forgotten how to talk or be amusing or to find pleasure in one another's society, so they dare not face an eve ning unless dragged through by the excitement of bridge. Bridge is an excellent game as long as it remains a game and is played for amusement, but bridge really becomes a curse when ' it is played solely for the excitement of gambling and with the object of money making. "One bridge maniac came under my notice on an Atlantic liner, a beauti ful American woman married to a well born Englishman. She had been across to pay a visit, and came on board with three friends. They started bridge be fore we left the Hudson, and they fin ished as we drew up at the Mersey docks. Seven and eight hours a day those four people played bridge, bare ly allowing the stewards time to lay the tables for meals. She was a wo man of 40, and old enough to look after herself and know what she could afford. "Bridge is not the only curse of so ciety; the gambling spirit Is In the air. and at race meetings the number of women who bet Ib increasing year by year. At places like Sandown or As cot men are constantly complaining of the way they are pestered for tips by their sporting lady friends, or asked to run about and lay sovereigns on horses. "Gambling Is a queer lure. Men gamble in stocks and shares; they ruin their homes: they destroy the love and respect of '?ife and children, yet they still gamble. But women work just as much havoc in a smaller degree." Those "Good Old Times." Arlington (Or.) Record. "Good old times" are a delusion and a snare, and the man who sighs for them , has little conception of what they were. Return to them, would you? Then rise on a cold morning and wash at the pump, pull on a pair of rawhide boots that rival a tin can in stiffness, pull on a woolen shirt over your back and sit down to a bare meal with your three legged stool dancing around on a slip shop floor, eat corn pone and bacon for a steady diet and labor 14 hours out of 24. Go without a daily paper, a fly screen, a mosquito bar, a spring mattress, a kerosene lamp, gee-haw your oxen to market and sit on the floor of an ox cart as you wend your way to church or a frolic. Parch corn and peas for coffee and sassafras -for tea, and see how you like it. NEWSPAPER WAIFS. "In what form of literary work do ynu indulge?" "I am an inventor of reminis cences." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mrs. Hoyle "I hear that your son had to leave college." Mrs. Ioyle "Yes; he studied too hard, learning the football sig nals." Puck. She "So you are a war veteran. Did you face the music like a soldier? He '-'Well, yes. During an engagement the bands stay In the rear." Harvard Lampoon. "I hear there's talk q some Councllmcn framing a new gas lease bill." "Yes? By the way, how is a gas lease bill generally framed,- anyway?" "In guilt, usually.". Chicago Dally News. "Who does you reckon Is de lazies'," said one colored woman, "yoh husband or mine?' "I atn" gwlntu guess," answered the other. "It's had enough now, wifout stahtin' no competition." Washington Star. Dick (looking at picture-book) "I won der what the Noahs did with themselves, all day long in the Ark?" Mabel "Fished, I should think." Bobble "They didn't flf h for long." Dick and Mabel "Why not?" Bobble "Well, you see, there were only two worms!" Punch. OF HEARST'S AMERICANISM From the New York Globe,