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Four teenth and Franklin streets. N. Wheatley. Ogden D. L. Boyle; V. G. Kind. 114 23th street. Omaha Barkalow Bros.. 1012 Farnam: Jlageath Stationery Co., IMS Farnam; 240 South Fourteenth. Sacramento, Cal. Sacramento News Co., 439 K street. Salt Lake Salt Lake News Co.. 77 West fierond street South; Hosenfeld & Hansen. Los Angeleti 1). E. Amos, manager seven street wagons. San DleKO B. K. Amos. Lous; Bench. Cal. B. K. Amos. Pasudeua, Cal. A. F. Horning. San Frunclsco Foster & Orear. Ferry News Stand: Hotel St. Francis News Stand. Washington, I). C. Ebbltt House, Penn sylvania avenue. Philadelphia. Pa Ryan's Theater Ticket Office. PORTLAND, FRIDAY, OCT. 12, 1900. PROSPERITY-. That the present apparent prosper ity of the United States is real and not an illusive fiction nobody ever dreams of disputing. Still every now and then some writer thinks it worth while to demonstrate to us that the golden stream Is not a deceptive vision and we all enjoy his facts and figures. We are something' like misers who like to count their gold over and over to ex perience the feel of It. Many politi cians find the National prosperity suf ficient subject - matter for their speeches. They arc excused from all argument and all reference to princi ples If only they will rehearse the sumptuous catalogue of our exports and imports and detail the contents of the full dinner pail. Mr. Cannon, for example, who has no political theories except standing pat, is making, a bril liant campaign on the balance of trade rand the price of corn. The latest prose poem on our Na tional prosperity appears In Moody's Magazine and was written by Carl Snyder. Ho calls his theme "amaz ing," and amazing the facts and lig . ures which he details certainly are. The entire buoinese of the country last year footed up 150, 00() millions of dol lars. Think of it; that is, if it is possi ble to think of a number so near to in finity. It means that, estimating the profit on each transaction at the very moderate average of 5 per cent, the wealth of the country was increased $10 per capita by exchanges alone. Every man, woman and child in the United States is $10 richer than he vrae a year ago through the nitre operation of commercial exchanges; or he would be If the profits had been equally distributed.- This sort of wealth may eem rather elusive to some persons, but It is not more so than the wealth accumulated In banks in the form of deposits. The- entire amount of money in this country tes about $2,500,000,000. The de Posits in the banks foot up some $12, 600,000,000. To make up this sum every dollar In the country must have been deposited by five different persons, or at least five different times, and cred ited over again every time. Suppose all the depositors should atk for their money on the same day. 'What would happen to the banks? What would happen to the depositors is a minor matter which enthusiastic political economists do not think It worth while to ponder over. Really, though is it not a little startling to reflect that of all thoee twelve billion five hundred million dollars which we think we have In the banks some ten billions are a pure fiction? That they are mere Christian Science wealth, a dream, a convention, a belief? And suppose some fine morning we should waken to find the belief departing? That is what happens in times of panic. The dream of wealth vanishes like the boy's In the story when he kicked over his basket of glassware. Credit wealth 1 a vast bubble ex ceedingly Iridescent and beautiful to behold while the sun of prosperity shines; but it has an ugly trick of dis appearing when clouds arise. What makes the sun of prosperity shine? .Mr. Snyder, like Mr. Cannon, gives1 many brilliant proofs that it does shine and with rare eplendor, but as to this they are only telling us. as the teacher did the schoolboy, "what we knowed hefore." What makes the beneficent orb to shine? Mr. Hryan thinks it is the enormous Increase In the supply of gold. More gold makes high prices. High prices make prosperity; and there youfare with an explanation as com plete as It la falee. High prices may Indicate misery as well as prosperity. "When Pharaoh had gathered up all the grain In Egypt and proceeded to sell It out to the starving population at mo nopoly rates, high prices meant any thing but prosperity. One may admit that rising prices usually accompany prosperity and probably react to en hance it, but they are not lis cause. Another etgn of good times is a fa vorable balance of trade. This Is one of those Ignes fatul which theorists like to run after through the morasses of logic. It has not been so much on our eide as it was four or five years ago, but It Is still enormous and politicians of the 6tandpat school love to roll It off their tongues. It seems to them to prove that we sell more goods abroad than we buy. It means so much gained for which nothing was given. It not only fills our pockets, but it also gratl lies our vanity, since It proves that we are a great deal smarter than the for eigners. This is the standpat view of the balance of trade, but it does not survive analysis. As a matter offact, we have to buy from the foreigners as much as we sell to them or they could not trade with us. We figure out a fa vorable balance by estimating our ex ports at high-tariff tru?t prices, the prices we have to pay at home, and by estimating the imports at European prices. When our exports get to Eu rope they hae to be sold at European prices or they could not be sold at all. These prices are far below- the home figure in almost every case. Our ex ports last year exceeded $1,100,000,000 at trust figures; but all the goods had to be sold in competition with the pau per labor of Europe and other parts of the world. Computed at the selling rates, its value, therefore, would not be nearly so much. Still, one must be lieve that all this vast quantity was sold in Europe, Asia and Africa at a profit. If goods can be sold in those regions at pauper prices after paying transportation and still make a profit, why can they no; be sold at some thing near the eame prices at home? The more goods we sell abroad the heavier the contribution of the Amer ican consumer to support the poor of foreign lands. This is beautiful mis sionary work, but is it good business? WHO t;OT THE CHEAP STATE LANDS? The sale of several sections of state school land a few days ago at prices ranging from $3 to $16 an acne will af ford one more occasion for criticism of the policy of the State of Oregon in selling its lands in years past at prices much lower. Practically all the state school land disposed of to date was sold at $1.25 an acre. It will be assert ed, and perhaps truthfully, that if the state had not been so hasty In selling ite lands it could have realized the price which land Is now bringing, or even more. Hence the conclusion that the state has pursued a foolish and wasteful policy to the loss of the irre ducible school fund. But there are two sides to the ques tion. That the state can now secure $18 an acre for timber lands which have come upon the market by reason of recent surveys is cause for gratifica tion. There would be room for censure If the land were sold for less, under the circumstances, and due credit should be given to the State Land Board for adopting the plan of selling newly sur veyed lands to the highest bidder. Yet it is to be doubted whether it would have been wise for the state to hold all its, lands until they appreciated in value and found sale at high prices. Oregon has long been Inviting settlers within her borders. This state has asked people to come here and buy homes. How, then, could the state have consistently refused to sell its own lands? The people of an enterpris ing community are severe in their con demnation of men who hold unim proved real estate year after year, hoping eventually to realize a profit from the increased value due to the Improvements others have made. In what an Inconsistent position the state would be placed if It assumed 'the at titude of the waiting Investor and per mitted no improvements to be made upon its property. What a farce it would be if the state asked private holders to divide and sell their prop erty to newcomers, yet refueled to do the same with lis own. Manifestly, such a course could not be taken. Quite likely a larger sum could have been realized if the estab lished price had been raised a number of years ago, but sales would have been much lower. At $1.25 an acre the land has been sold as fast as a grow ing population seemed to require; therefore, leaving the reasonable Infer ence that the land brought practically all It was worth at the time sold. But the state lands, with few exceptions, did not go to make homes for settlers, and herein lies the ground for coin- plaint. The land was sold to speculat ors who committed perjury to get it. Had the law been wisely drawn, it would have limited sales to actual set tlers, thereby encouraging the devel opment of the state's Industries and extending the populated area. The state could well have afforded to sell its lands at a low price If every quar ter or half-section became the home of a family. It could do without the pioney if It secured the settlers, but under the policy that prevailed the state obtained little money and few settlers. Tho Hydes and Bensons, and men of the Puter. McKlnley, Mays and Tarpley type, gathered whatever profit there was from placing the land upon the market. Tho state could not have held its lands from sale entirely; it could, but did not. make its terms of sale such as would best promote the public interest. SOV'TH AMERICA. Mr. John Barrett has a timely arti cle in the current number of the North American Review on our relations with South America. There can be no doubt whatever that the intelligent popula tions of the South American countries have been watching our proceedings in Cuba with suspicious and anxious eye. Our reputation among them, despite the visit of Mr. Root and many other advances of the same sort, is not of the best. They believe us quite capa ble of gobbling up Cuba in spile of our protestations, nor do they think we would stickle much over any other small nations or tribes whlch.it might become convenient for us to devour. As Mr. Barrett says, the relations be tween North and South America are surprisingly cool, verging toward hos tility. The Latins of our Southern continent turn their affections and their trade much more toward Europe than toward the United States. One reason for this state of things is the mutual ignorance which prevails. We in this country know little of the South. Americans and they know less of us. The story is related, for example, that when Governor Lord was appointed Minister to the Argentine Republic a Portland citizen of wide information and great distinction lamented that Mr. Lord must reside in a small and obscure city like Buenos Ayres. The capital of Argentina had at that time a population exceeding 700.000, and was one of the most beautiful, highly civilized and best-governed municipal ities in the world. Now it has more than a million people. Portlanders relate with glee that when the first National Presbyterian Assembly was held here lnauirv was made from the East whether a piano should be shipped out for the occasion the supposition being that in this petty frontier post no musical instruments were to be found. Our common knowl edge of affairs in South America Is ex actly of thi3 ridiculous stamp. We talk of nothing but their internal trou bles. Really they are, on the whole, as peaceful as ourselves and are far , less distracted with mobs. As Mr. Barrett well says, a lively Southern hanging or burning bee is quite as serious an affair as the usual South American "revolution." Our Latin neighbors are highly cul tivated, progressive and shrewd in their commercial dealings. We have always made the mistake of underes timating their achievements In civili zation and have thereby forfeited their friendship and their trade. In some respects they are our superiors. We, for example, cannot approach them in the art of controlling public-utility cor porations and governing cities. NEW STORY FOR CHILDREN. Commencing with the next issue, Oc tober 14, The Sunday Oregonian "will publish a specially attractive story by L. Frank Baum, author of "The Wiz ard of Oz." He calls it "John Dough and the Cherub." It will be given in twelve weekly Installments, each num ber illustrated by John R. Neill. who made the pictures for Mr. Baum's for mer great successes. Frank Baum is easily first in the KParts of American children. His "Wizard of Oz" and its sequel, "The Land of Oz," have become classics, the "Wizard" now being published in five different languages. He promises that the new story shall eclipse his former productions. It has the additional charm of mystery. "John Dough and the Cherub" abounds in unique Baum characters. The author has the happy knack of writing stories which parents delight to read to children. Therefore the new offering is certain to entertain every one In the family. AS TO CO-EDCCATION. The question of Co-education in those larger universities in which it has pre vailed for a number of yeare a ques tion supposed by its advocates to have been settled long ago in the affirmative by practical test seems to have re turned to the debatable stage. It is not held, as formerly, that young women have not an equal right with young men to the privileges of higher education, but simply that it is better, and indeed best, for students of the two sexee to take their course of uni versity training in separate class rooms, recite in different classes and be strictly segregated from each other in all that pertains to student life. The attitude of President Wheeler, of Berkeley, upon this question is well known. It is distinctly hostile to the women students of that great univer sity, puts a low estimate upon their at tainments as students that seems to be grounded in prejudice rather than Jus tified by the standing of the young women in their studies, and is withal so plainly antagonistic to the" co-educational Idea as to excite just criticism on the basis of its manifest unfairness. It Is splenetic rather than logical, and its influence upon the student-body of that institution has been noted with regret by all openminded men and women who have coine within its cir cle. It is held that it encourages boor ish young men who assume superiority over women solely because of the acci dent of sex in a bearing toward the young women in their classes that is at once unmanly, undemocratic and un-American. The situation has not become so" acute at Stanford, though there is a show of tolerance in the attitude of many young men in the classrooms that Is exasperating to women stu dents and that no doubt had its Incep tion In the reason given by Mrs. Jane Stanford herself for admitting young women, in restricted numbers, to the university namely, that such admis sions would be "good for the boys." presumably by putting them on their good behavior. The benefits to be de rived from the course of study by the young women themselves were thus, by Implication at least, of secondary consideration, even if considered at all. Cornell, a pioneer in the co-educational field, suffers annoyance and dis credit only In a lesser degree than Berkeley from the same cause the as sumption of superiority over women in intellectual lines by a large number of male students an assumption that the faculty ignores, presumably because that is the easiest way to deal with it from the standpoint of the governing body. And now conies the University of Chicago with the announcement that the sexes are to be separated in that institution, gradually at first, and ultimately segregated entirely. There seems to be no hostility to the princi ple of co-education In this decision at least none that is based upon the old ground of the Intellectual superiority of man. So far as appears, the step is taken in the interest of both classes of students, the avowed Intent being to "insure privacy both to men and women and to make university life freer from publicity, which is now its greatest failing." Upon this basis the Issue should be met fairly and dealt with dispassionately. If it had been found, after careful trial, that the as sociation of men and women together In the student-body of a great univer sity does not bring about the best re sults In scholarship and deportment for either or both of them, it is time to segregate them. This does not mean that university privileges shall be increased for the one class and di minished for the other; it does not mean an expression in high places against the higher education of women, but merely that, after due trial. It has been found to be best to segregate the sexes in university work. A storm of protest against this decision will,, no doubt, arise from the ad voeates-at-large of co-education; but It is fair to suppose that those dealing with the question at close range from a practi cal basis are better qualified to judge of its merits than are those whose views are purely theoretical and whose knowledge of Its workings is confined to a. few Individuals rather than to the mass of students. The saddest entry in the criminal record of Bernard O. Velguth was made when his faithful brother bade the delinquent good-bye as the gates of the state prison closed upon him for a term of years. The truth of the dec laration "No man lives to himself alone" was fully exemplified In this case. Unfortunately it is not an Iso lated nor yet an unusual one. The rec ords of community life everywhere ere blotted and blistered by such tears as fell from the eyes of Arthur Velguth as he bade hi brother good-bye. Down through the ages comes the wail: "Oh, Absalom, my son, my son Absalom, would to God I had died for thee," finding echo in paternal hearts the world over. The case pending before the court in Seattle in which a young man will be put upon his defense for slaving, in a moment of unbridled pa slefn, the lifelong and honored friend of his father, is big with this bitter though unspoken wall. It commends 1 yils young crlnjinal to the insane asy- lum In order to save him from the gal lows, and illustrates the divine quality of pity when enlisted in behalf of parental woe. It would be a misfortune to the edu cational Interests of Northwestern Ore gon if the Willamette Valley Chautau qua Association should be compelled to dissolve and the work it has under taken should be abandoned. Through the agency ,of the association the best speakers and lecturers in the country have been brought to Oregon and the people have had opportunity to hear them at very slight expense. That the Chautauqua meetings have not been a financial success is not surprising, for enterprises of that kind seldom make expenses. As our colleges are main tained by private benefactions, so must a Chautauqua assembly be supported. It Is to be hoped that means will be found to carry on the work in the fu ture as in the past. The association has been a complete success In the en tertainment and instruction it has af forded, and must not be permitted to go out of existence. Reports of freezing weather in Ohio, Indiana, Missouri and other Middle Western States serve to remind us of the superiority of Oregon climate. If you have friends in the Middle West who ought to be residents of Oregon, this is a good time to write them a few letters telling of the roses In- bloom, the apples hanging on the trees and bedroom windows wide open at night. They will be in a proper frame of mind just now to read letters of that kind. Strike while the Iron is hot, or rather write while your Eastern friends are cold. There is something more than a bare possibility tirafthe vigorous fight being waged against Hearst may help bis cause. While It is hardly probable that the people of New York will elect him Governor, there is no accounting for the way votes are sometimes cast. A candidate very seldom suffers by reason of his being made the center of a fight. Some people grow sympa thetic, while others forget that there is any one else in the running. Don't count the votes till the polls are closed. The fool with the gun Is abroad in the land. His latest appearance was In the woods near Gresham, and his victim is an eight-year-old boy, the son of a farmer, who was in an apple tree. What kind of a "varmint" the lad was mistaken for is not known, as the man with the gun disappeared when the boy was brought down and has not yet been heard from. Mrs. Jefferson Davis, beloved of the Southland, after many months of in validism, is slowly passing into the shadow. The indomitable will that stood her in such good stead during the dark days of civil war upholds her in her battle against the last enemy. It has brought her back repeatedly from the gates of death to a renewal of the long lease of life. It will cost approximately $2,500,000 to duplicate the conduit from the head works on Bull Run to the reservoir in Portland. But of course we shall have to have It when the time comes; which. Judging from the growth of the city In the past year, the clamor for "more water" last Summer and the Increased demand foreshadowed, cannot be long delayed. It may be admitted that General Sherman knew what he was talking about when he made his famous re mark about war; but after all, perhaps war isn't much more trouble than pre serving the peace of a quarrelsome world. Why will other nations con tinue to fight in full view of the Big Stick? It Is now the turn of Hood River orchardists to bend the suppliant knge to labor, beseeching its kind office in saving the crop. When it is stated that the apple crop of that section is menaced by lack of pickers, the story of the applegrowers' anxiety s told. General Fuii6ton 'retires from Cuba as gracefully as possible because the Cubans don't like him, and there is no chance for him to make a hit there in times of peace. It will be remembered that General Funston also got himself disliked among the Filipinos. The Rhode Island Republicans are willing that tariff revision shall be un dertaken when everybody is ready and willing to undertake it. Everybody in eludes Senator AUlrich, of course; and everybody knows what kind of a tariff revisionist Senator Aldrich is. Velguth is behind the bars at Salem, and nobody will ever know how much he stole from the gas company. But everybody will know who must pay for the careless and inefficient methods of the gas company, and that is the pub lic. A Cuban banker who had accumu lated liabilities of $3,000,000 or $4,000,000 has disappeared with something like $1,000,000. There are times when we are constrained to think that the Cu bans are entirely civilized. Denver offeis $10,000 for the final championship baseball game, and Spo kane raises the offer to $15,000. Is it possible that Pasco or Puyallup will overlook a chance like this? Mr. Hughes is giving everybody in New York a chance to hear and see him, whiskers and all, and the public confidence in him is undiminished. He must be a mighty good man. The New York Coroner insisted that Policy King Al Adams was murdered, but the Coroner's jury declared that he committed suicide. However, both agree that he is dead. s Possibly Mr. Croker will be willing to tell that Irish jury where he got It. Then again perhaps he will not. Mean while Boss Murphy knows where he Is going to get it. The eye of the world is now on those two battling Chicago baseball teams; but the other eye hasn't 'yet been re moved from those stockyards. More underground work against Hearst. The Tammany man who built the subway has given $1000 to the, Hughes campaign fund. General Funston may be returning from Cuba; but the Grand Chief Custo dian of the Lid Is still on duty, with the aforesaid lid. The Chicago woman who offers her self for sale to the highest bidder would be dear at any price, J. B. MOHAN, WHO DOES THINGS Criminal Lawyer by Profession, He Believes in Guerilla Warfare. (An appreciative sketch, written by an ad mirer of Mr. Moran, and published in the World today. Massachusetts Democrats have nominated Mr. Moran for the Governorship.) During the first half of John B. Moran's Independent campaign for the district attorneyship of Suffolk County, Mass achusetts, probably no intelligent voter. Including Mr. Moran himself, thought he could be elected. But he was. Then came the question: "Who is this John B. Moran, anyway'.''" For over a decade John B. Moran, a criminal lawyer by profession, had been a strong guerrilla force in local political warfare able to Influence an appreciable number of votes, and invariably acting without regard to party lines, and, by his own statement, in accordance only with his own belief in the Justice of any given party action. Sometimes with one faction and, sometimes with the other, finally. In this last election cheerfully and pugnaciously against both, tho man. nevertheless, built lor himself a repu tation for incorruptible honesty combined with a suspicion of crankiness, hot-head-odness, and power restricted to a small but pretty certain sphere of influence. Mr. Moran is essentially a "man of the people." born 46 years ago. of Irish par entage; a man in whom deep and genuine sympathy for the masses, personal am bition and the love of a good tight are apparently almost equally salient char acteristics. He carries an audience, not so much by argument as by impulse; yet the logical side of the man lurks In the background, his impulses are usually suc cessful because he can explain them afterward, thus becoming the despair of his political advisers and often turning what lpoks like certain defeat into a surprising Victory. . The title "Me Moran." bestowed by the New York Sun, is not without a certain exact significance. The secret so far of his political success lies In liis being what at first glance looks like an impractical politician, a man who allies himself per manently with no one faction, yet is so versed in politics that his Independence becomes a valuable asset. Doubtless, too. he has a fine instinctive sent'e of theatri cal effect and a cheerful catholicity in the choice of means by which to attain any desired position. Mr. Moran's opponents maintained and are still maintaining, that there is little need in Boston for such activity as her considers part and parcel of the district attorney's office. Against this contention there is already a long list of investiga tions and Indictments. Prominent hotels have been closed for violation of the statute against screened windows in places devoted lo the sale of intoxicating liquors, have given up their licences and been compelled to obtain new ones; there have been marked changes in police a mlnlstratlon ; a general cleaning up of criminally conducted, so-called medical establishments; legislative investigation that summoned nearly the whole House of Representatives and led to Investiga tions by the legislature Itself that re sulted In the Indictment of one member. Prison conditions have been investigated and a keeper indicted for negligence. The (secretary of a United States Congress man has been convicted of larceny of campaign funds. Contractors doing work for the city have been indicted for using poor material. The so-called "Free Press Graft" In the legislature Is under inves tigation. One of the latest indictments included six corporations and ID or 17 Individuals engaged In the Ice business on a charge of conspiracy. HEARST'S RECORD IX COXGRESS Chiefly Conspicuous For the Times He Did Not Vote. New York Times. The Republican State Committee last night announced that it has been doing a little Investigating: on its own ac count, and that the investigation had to do with the record of W. R- Hearst In Congress. The statement says: Mr. Hearst is not appealing to people for support as a public officer for the first time: he has a record. He has twice been elected to Congress. In his newspaper and in his speeches he asks for votes because, he says, he will look after the interest of the common peo ple. It is Interesting to note just haw thoroughly Mr. Hearst has served hts constituency during the time he has been a member of Congress. He was supposed to be In Washington during the sessions of the Fifty-eighth Con gress. It is shown by the record that in the Fifty-eighth Congress there were 86 rollcalls. Mr. Hearst was re ported as: Voting ". IS times Not voting 70 times In the Fifty-ninth Congress the total number of rollcalls was 105. Mr. Hearst is reported as: Voting 10 times Present 2 times Not voting S3 times Summarized, It gives this total for the Fifty-eighth and Fifty-ninth Con gress: Total number 191 times Hearst -anted 28 times Hearst present 2 times Hearst nonvoting 163 times Sure Winner. Walla Walla Bulletin. T. H. Farewell, of Wenatchea, carried off the honors at the fruit exhibit yester day, winning the first prize of $250. Mr. Farewell has won all kinds of honors at fairs with his fruit, having received the award at the St. Louis Fair for the largest apple In the world, and winning the first prize of $1000 at the Spokane fair last week. In addition to this he won honors at the Lewis and Clar Ex position at Portland last year. Limelight IH On Pittsburg. Judge. The wife of the Pittsburg millionaire reached her breakfast table In fear and trepidation. ' The waiting maid offered her the morning papers. "No, MifTie; never give me those wheri John Is out of town on business. I can't hear to think what they might contain." And she sipped her coffee with heavy eyes. I in the J. Ham. Lewis Class. Philadelphia Ledger. The pertinacity with which Mr. Hughes clings to his whiskers In this era of smooth faces shows him to be no ordin ary man. The Deacon and. the Belly-Aker. Don't like to hear a feller belly-aka All the time: and stan aroun' An' give ev'rythins; the devil. An' abuse, the hull town. Taint right, this eternal belly-akin'; Crlticlzin' every man; Seems like ne'e alius takln' Special delight in Jerf a-rakin' The hull worl' from tnalaska Clear down to Yucatan! If you've got to belly-ake. Why. ol" man, fer God's sake. Go up to the north pole. An" have It out with the bears; Don't stan aroun' the street An' belly-ake to all you meet. Kick the town, an' cues the heat: An' fill the air with all your cares. Take a hunch, an' quit your belly-akin' ; Keepin ev'ry-person quakln' At what la comln next; Klckln' at the business men; An' at the parson, now an' then, Complalnin' at Ills text. Goeh-darn a belly-aker He's lit fer Just the undertaker. An' yet there's no place fer him After he leaves thi place; The devil won't have him 'frald he'd slur him Aa' St. Peter'd surely slap his face. L. A. Lung In Hlllsboro Argus. KIPLING'S STORIES SEXT BACK Startling; Experience of a Wriier With Popular Magazines. Literary Digest. It is no novel device to lest the lit erary attainments of editors by send ing in to magazines for acceptance the already published work of some well known literary figure under a faint disguise, but it usually produces a laugh on the editors. A correspond ent of the New York Sun. over too. signature "filack and While,' reports a trial of the magazines viitn "a well known story of Kipling's." We quote the important parts cf the letter: "A non-literary friend and myself, after some discussion of tile subject in question, decided upon a test per- I haps one of questionable propriety, but nevertheless a tost, and a relent less one. One of Kipling's most popu lar short stories was selected. The environment of the tale was English, but as the tory depended little on local color the scene was easily trans ferred to America. An entire change of names tif characters was accom plished after consitlera ble mental ef fort. Aside from this, I give my word of honor not a paragraph, a line, a word, or a punctuation was chanjred. 1'pon being typewritten it was snt to the following publishers: "Collier's Weekly, Harper's Monthly, Scribner's, Ainslee's, Century. Mun sey's, Llppincott's, Metropolitan, Cos mopolitan, Outing Magazine. Mc Clure's, Frank Leslie's. Everybody's, Saturday Kvenlng Post, Smart Set, Broadway Mrfjtazlne. "In tile case of each of the above mentioned pu blisliers tile story was returned to us accompanied by a note in which the editorial soul breathed forth its appreciation and regret, but nothing more. Finally, to make tiie position of the undiscernlng publish ers superlativeiv ridiculous, the manu script was forwarded to Kipling's original publishers of the story. After an Interval of about seven weeks we received a letter containing a check and acceptance. "The check was returned by us. with the explanation that t lie story was to be amplified into a novel, and in due time we receive our manuscript back." Tnxamcier In the Tell-Tle Line. Now York Press. New- Vot'k City is lo experience a complete transformation of its cab service within the next six weeks. One hundred auto vehicles, equipped with an ingenious device which registers automatically and in full view of the passenger the number of miles trav eled and the amount due for time and distance, will be placed in operation, and wiil be the vanguard cf iLn army of revolution which is to extend to many cities In the I'nlted States. Not only will toe patron bo protected against Imposition, but the cab com pany itself will have a registration of every cent collected and every mile traveled. The "taxameter" is the name given to the device, which is a German invention. Kerosene and Beer for Tenipernnre. Chicago Cor. New York World. Miss Eva Shonts. sister of Chairman Shonts, of the Panama Commission, ob tained samples of barrel-house rum from Alderman Kenna's place In Clarke street and publicly burned It at the meeting of the W. C. T. U. "I got the tip that she was coming hero for booze," said the bartender at Kenna's "and I sold her a quart mixture of kero sene and beer." Miss Shonts said she would prove the poison In the liquor by setting it on fire. It exploded, boiled, hissed, turned red. blue and yellow, and then went out with a bang. Harry Glng. a Chinaman, signed the pledge at once. I'pton Slnelnlr to Go on (he Stage. New York Times. Vpton Sinclair, author of "The Jungle." has determined temporarily to abandon the pursuit of literary honors and to go on the Mage. He Is lo play a part In tho dramatization of his own novel, to be produced next month by George H. Bren nan. This dramatic Version of the story is the joint work of-Mr. Sinclair and Miss Mar garet Mayo. It Is said that while at tending rehearsals as a spectator the In terest of the-Mjthor developed into a de sire to participate, more actively in the presentation. Long telegrams, leading to this positive announcement, were ex changed between author and manager. "Clergymen l.lve -O Years Too Long." a London Disnatch. Dr. Soofield, a well-known physician, in the second lecture of a series deal lug with the science of life, uttered the dictum that there is great danger In any sudden change of environment af ter a certain age. That Is why, he said, business men who retire and go to the seaside to live, die so quickly after they make the change. He added that marriages between healthy cousins have no drawbacks. Clerks are the only men who live as long as they ought to. Clergymen live ::o or 30 years longer than they ought, while doctors die before their time. His Wife Helps "Xick's" Campaign. Cincinnati Dispatch in "Washington Post. Mrs. Nicholas Longworth is taking great Interest in her husbands cam paign for re-election to Congress, and will attend tho opening meeting that Is to be held tonight In Music IfalL With a party of friends she will occupy a box near the stage. The Congressman has planned a number of meetings to be held In the disriet. and it is expected that Mrs. Longworth will attend several of them. His I"nper Klrstj Amrrlcn Xeit. Philadelphia Inquirer. When Hearst yells loudly that ho stands for Americanism he really means that he stands for "the Ameri can and Journal." WHICH GETS THE THINGS DOIXG IX OREGON COUNTRY Editor Klnrnld'n Bust Week. Oregon State Journal. The editor has had to set the typa In this paper this week himself, be sides doing tile work of two or three other people. It is impossible to hire help. Hay spoiling in the field and wood not hauled. Some are too busy, and others will not work. Capture a Shark. Yaq'.iina News. Ist Saturday morning while Ed Meaker and Tarl Telleffson were engaged in glllnetting they captured the largest shark ever seen in this bay. It was 10 feet In length and weighed alwiut (too pounds. It was thought to be of the man eatlns variety and judging from its un usual siy.e. It's very likely it was: al though the man-eating shark is an entire stranger in this latitude. Shot JitRt in Time. Milton Ragle. William Mang. a farmer residing be tween Krenehtown and Hudson Bay, shot and ki!l"d a big mountain lion at his place Saturday while the animal was sneaking up on one of his chlldien' play ing in the yard. Mr. Mang happened to s''e tho animal as it was creeping up, and rushing into the house, secured his rifle, and shot the Hon before it could escape. Mr. Mang estimated that tho lion weigh ed between an) and 4O0 pounds and was as big as a K'Mid-slzcd calf. The Wooillmrn I'lnn. independent. In a recent issue mention w?s made) of A. K. Campbell clearing S3H5 in the past year off a half acre and his chick ens. He sold $Jr"i0 worth of lettuce, onions, cabbages and potatoes. His lettuce con sisted of two rows ill feet long and IS Inches apart. If he had had an acre of lettuce and a market for it he would have realized J.'T.'.O. All he asks for now is a ear lino to Portland. Last January 1 he had 48 hens and the flock has been Increased to 7L'. February 1 all 4"i Hens were layinc. By September 1 he got 6775 egps and sold them for $17.64. Farmer Getting Desperate. Corvallis Times. There is a man over at the Yaehals wl,.. IiitenHc t r. t-i 1 1 n T-tV if it Hnnt let him alone. He was in Corvallis lite other day. Not long ago a band of eiK .got into his garden and ale up all lne cabbage. It was a case where the ranch er must Import cabbage or go without i the long Winter through. I intend to notify the authorities to keep the elk nut of my parden.'' he said. "The animals have already eaten up my cabbage. If they don't let me alone I'll kill one of them, that's all. I'm going to defend myself and my projorty. no matter what the game law says." There is a good chance for a dead elk if things don't change over on tho Yachats. l'roliti of the Pen. Corvallis Times. Nearly $lf a head was the price real ized for six months' old pigs sold the other day by J. I. Applesate. the well known dairyman, who resides on the Hogue farm across the Willamette, of the sum nearly $11 was net profit to the owner. The actual ago of the pigs was six months and eight days. Skim inilk and chopped wheat was their ration. Forty dollars' worth of wheat was fed to them durina; the six mont lis up to the time they were sold to an Albany dealer. They went at seven cents a pound. The amount received for the eight was $127.75. The profit after deducting the feed was SS7.7&. The pigs were Poland-Chinas. Alkali Soli for Suitor Berts. Walla Walla I'nion. A few acres of the tine big ranch owned by Mordo McDonald, a few miles south of the city, is so thoroughly saturated with alkali tiiat only a few spears of salt grass would grow here and there over the land. It was absolutely worthless until this year Mr. McDonald concluded to use It for exierlmental purposes. He sowed a ivortion of It in sugar beets last Spring and he has on display at the county fair at present as good or better Peets than were ever grown in the famous Grand Ronde Valley, where the An-u.ilgamatd Sugar Company has a ractory for the purpose of manufacturing sugar from the beets. Impending Hostilities. Philomath Review. A duel will probably be fought between Sy Custer nnd A. K. Jackson ns to which deserves the greatest praise for services in the Oregon harvest fields. Sy has worked 40 years, and now Jackson claims he has worked several years longer, but Sy claims he did more work than Jack son. Jackson", howeer, states that one year along in the ts, when he was In his prime, he bound grain behind two cradlers, which goes to show that, he didn't have much time to sit in the shade. Both of these gentlemen, however, will have to go back and sit down, because Mr. Vaughn, lather of Mrs. Wallace, came to Oregon .In "o2 and has worked In the harvest fields for over 60 years. Catering to Ltixnry. , Seattle News. Seattle is to have a frog farm. "R. C Byers, a pioneer restaurant man of the city, has made elaborate preparations for the 'culture of the frog, and proposes to market his product this winter. He has purchased five acres bordering on Haller Lake. formerly known as Hidden Lake. The frog farm proper will have a lake frontage of 200 feet. For 40 feet to the lakeward. a fence of wire will be con structed to prevent the escape of the croaking captives. Mr. Byers has built his farm on the marshiest portion of the lake and states that the soil and. con ditions are such ns to assure the success of his project. Ho has Imported his frogs from the famous Kankakee Marsh, In Illinois. The frogs are of the green bull frog type, and when ready for' market their lefts will equal those of chickens. THIRD WORM? From the Chicago Record-H era! J, -tt '