THE MORNING OREGONIAN, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 1906. DR. HILL PREACHES FAREWELLSEHMON Parting Words to Congrega tion Few, but Full of Deep Sentiment. TALKS ON IDEAL CHURCH Tells What It Should Be and What It Must Stand and Work For Resolutions of Regret Passed. JDr. Edgar P. Hill preached his fare well sermon at the First Presbyterian Church yesterday morning. It was pos sibly the last he will deliver in Portland. The services conducted by Dr. Hill were Impressive and were attended by an au dience which filled the church to over flowing. Dr. Hill touched but lightly upon his departure from the pastorate and Portland, and his sermon was almost en tirely devoted to outlining his conception of what a church should be and what it should stand and work for. Members of the congregation pronounced it one of his best efforts. He spoke with feeling of his leave-taking and while his words on this score were few and simple, they were expres sive of deep sentiment. "First I have coveted the approval of my God." said Dr. Hill, "and next and above all the others I have coveted the approval of my congregation. I thank you for your unwavering support and loyalty to the church during the 11 years that I have been with you. I thank you for the many evidences of affection that I have seen. I go away to take up a new work In a new field. It is true, but we shall all meet again." It was with these words that he bade farewell to his congregation. Last night Dr. Hill delivered the last of his series of lectures on the Holy Land. In his morning sermon Dr. Hill said in part: Talks on Applied Christianity. "In these days there is an expression which furnishes a theme for many arti cles in the newspapers and other period icals. The term is almost a rallying cry in the churches of the country and it is "applied Christianity." What do we care for principles of any kind except when they can be applied? Let us apply our re ligion. Let us apply Christianity to our business methods, to our home life, wherever the burdens rest and to all problems that are aggravating society. "The time has come when we shall re gard the church, not as a place for a few congenial souls to assemble tif listen to opinions, but as an organization of ex pert workers whose duty and privilege shall be to study the great questions for the betterment of the world and who shall go out and help solve them. The church Is the depository of truth, having for its great central truth the gospel that Christ died to save sinners. The church belongs to the living God. It was organ ized to illustrate the righteousness of God and to minister to the needs of men. "I have tried to follow out this concep tion of a church and it has always been my ambition to stand for righteousness without thought of consequences." When Dr. Hill had concluded Jt. K. Warren ' arose and read a communication from the committee of session in which was expressed regret over the departure of Dr. and Mrs. Hill. A motion was made that the communication be adopted as a resolution and It was passed by a stand ing vote, every person in the church ris ing. The communication follows: Text of the Resolution. Some weeks ago Dr. Edgar P. HIU announced to the session" his purpose to retire from the pastorate of thl church, that he might accept a call to the Chair of Homlletics and Applied Christianity in McCormlck Theo logical Seminary, Chicago; and asked for a meeting of the congregation to unite with him in requesting presbytery to dissolve the pastoral relation. The united efforts of his session to lead htm to change his purpose ' were unavailing and the meeting was called. At that meeting a unanimous protest came from the congregation, but Dr. Hill was firm In his decision. Finally, with reluctance and deep eorrow. the request, was concurred In, presbytery consented to the dissolution of the pastorate, and today we realise the full force of such action as Dr. Hill stands in this pulpit for the last time as our ,pastor. It is natural and fitting, therefore, that our thoughts should turn backward for a tew moments. Dr. Hill came to this city In 1805. a stranger to Its people. The results of hie work give striking evidence that God di rected him to this field. The rare gifts with which Nature has endowed htm. and the power acquired to use them In the Master's service, hava led our church, already made strong under previous pastorates, to greater heights of power and Influence. With delicate tact, and genial courtesy in' the conduct of the pastoral office. Dr. Hill nt once secured, and has ever retained the loyal co-operation of his church, the affection and confidence of his co-presbyters, and of his colleagues of the City Ministerial Association, and the esteem of the community in w'-iich he has lived. And beyond all, the- wonderful resources of the gospel have been eo faith fully and effectively presented that the 'bless ing of God has rested on his ministry 1106 names having been added to the church roll, J or wmcn iiumDer, ouu (nearly one-half), were upon profession of faith while the church has grown to a total of 1220 or has nearly doubled its active membership. Great Work for Missions. Five times as much money is contributed to the two great boards, and three times as much for all purposes, as during the first years of his pastorate. During his work of 11 years, the church has contributed S480.0O0 of which over S200.000 went to the work of missions. But Dr. Hill is a man of broad views. He has not limited his vision to the narrower limits of hut own special field. With keen foresight, he saw, that In the near future, there would be a marvelous growth, not only of the city, but of the entire region round about, and he marshalled his splendid powers In the furtherance of Home Missions: Few men are endowed with those Qualities which constitute a wise and safe leader. Dr. Hill Is one of the few. His Intense enthus iasm was soon communicated to the mission aries on every field within the bounds of ay nod. and hi broad sympathy gave tliem encouragement amidst the many difficulties which they had to encounter, so that they, with us. "sorrow most of all." for the loss of a friend who was ready at all times U give active aid and counsel to every mission enterprise. , Nor hae Dr. Htll overlooked the city ,ln which he has lived. As the pastor of one of the largest and most Influential of our sla ter churches once said. "Dr. Hill Is easily the leader In every work which makes for tho highest Interests of our city." In everything which he felt was for the real welfare of the community the question with him was not. "Will It be popular?" but. "Is it right?" That question once settied he set himself to the task of carrying his pur pose into execution, with all the energy and force which Paul condensed In the expression. "This one thing I do." His Work In North End. Instance hla work In the "North End." He saw the wretched condition of that lo cality, and Its needs, and with a great heart felt sympathy for his fellowmen he at once formed a purpose; and today the Men's Re sort and People's Institute the outgrowth of a mission already begun by the church. In connection with the Seamen's Bethel Is the consummation of that purpose, and stands aa a monument to his energy, foresight and wisdom. Again he eaw the broad chasm between the laboring man and the church and with unselfish, loving interest, he determined to bridge the chasm. The results of his efforts led the Ministerial Association to elect him as a delegate to the "Labor Unions." He accepted the honor as an opportunity to assist him in the solution of this great problem. His success hasr been marked, though his work is In Its Infancy. The piers cf the bridge have been built, and it is another source of regret that he could not remain to complete the superstructure. In which re gret, we are assured, the laboring men of the city deeply share. But the occasion forbids telling the whole story. It cannot be told. Eternity alone will reveal It. It only remains for us, as a church to say That, as we are about to sever a pastoral relations which began with a unanimous call of the church and has continued so harmoniously for a period of 11 years, we desire to express our gratitude to Almighty God, the great head of the church, for the manifestation of his loving kindness to pastor and people, our sincere- admiration for Dr. Hill and Mrs. Hill, personally, and the un feigned regret with which we view their de parture. That while the action of presbytery has terminated the official relation between Dr. Hill and this church. It has not, and can not terminate the affectionate regard In which he and Mrs, Hill will ever be held by this people, and which, with their united prayer, will follow them in their new field of labor. R. K. WARREN, A. S. PATTULLO, E. QUACKENBTJSH, Committee of Session. "HUMAN AND DIVINE GLORY" Dr. E. Jj. House Draws Lesson From the Fate of Absalom. Miss Laura Cleland, daughter of Judge J. B. Cleland, sang at the morning serv ices at the First Congregational Church yesterday. She gave Beethoven' "Wor ship of God in. Nature." Training abroad has worked wonders for Miss Cleland's splendid voice. Yesterday she sang with a rich, full tone that filled the church. All who heard her were charmed. Dr. E. L. House in his morning sermon gave a rather unique application of the story of Absalom. "Absalom's glory, ins hair, was - the cause of his death," he said. From this he deducted the thought that a man's glory may be his doom. His subject was, "Human and Divine Glory." He said in part: "A man must glory, in something. By his very nature he attaches himself to something about him which becomes the center of his existence. This glory may be something personal, social) political or religious. There it is embedded in the soul, or grasping the mind. Something to live for may be the highest motto of one's life, or the lowest. A man may live for nothing more than his clothes; if so, he is nothing but a fashion plate. He may live for his own opinions; if so, he is nothing but a bigot. But a man may live for truth for humanity; if so, he Is a Christ. Absalom gloried in the material, and the day of his downfall came. The oak caught his hair, and there was no one to rescue or save him. These lower things in which we glory will fail us in the end, for they are coming into collision with the eternal oak of God's will and purpose, and the steed of his tory will leave us hung by these earthly things of our lower nature. "Now, if it Is true that death lies in human glory, it Is also true that life lies in divine glory.- Paul gloried in Christ, and lives in power ana influence today. We are to look at the material, but not to pause there. Our regard must not be fixed on the means of living, but on life itself. An office is not a place for money making, but for man-making. A work shop is not the place for turning out machinery, but for turning out charac ter. The eye of a true man may fall upon the pedestal, the material, but it finally rests upon the statue, the spirit ual. Money and all material things are good so long as we do not grasp 'them too tenaciously. Wordsworth says: 'The world is too much for us; soon and late, getting and spending, we lay waste our powers." "Yes, the "world Is too much for us." We are absorbed by It, possessed by it; we think about it, talk about it, live about it. The reason Is easy to see. The prizes of earth are tangible. Immediate; the things of heaven, invisible and re mote. 'Quick returns and small profits" Is a favorite expression these days, and a motto for many a man. But I have a better motto; it is this: 'Cultivate the long look." Bring your business, your wealth, your fame, your social standing, and measure them all in the light of eternity. Then shall they be glorious. Otherwise they will all fade away, and become as 'a sounding brass, and a clanging cymbal." " LOW BATES EAST. O. R. ft N. Announces Low Round-Trip Rate. The O. R. & N. Co has made a low rate of JS4.50 for round trip Portland to Buffalo, N. Y., account the International Convention of Christian Churches to be held at that place October 12 to 17. Tick ets will be on sale October 5 and 6. A choice of several different routes is given, and stopovers allowed in both directions. For further particulars In regard to routes, through sleeping car service, etc., call on, or address C. W. Stinger, City Ticket Agent, O. R. & N. Co.. Third and Washington streets, Portland. i 4 n k.,xv h ft r ft i mi ELEVATED ROADWAY ON HAWTHORNE AVENUE WILL BE REPLACED WITH .SOLID EMBANKMENT. ' Preparations are being made to replace the present elevated roadway on Hawthorne avenue, between Stoat First and East Third streets, with a solid embankment. This is a high trestle, and probably more than 50,000 cubic yards of dirt will be required to complete the embankment. Flank of the elevated roadway has been removed to permit the operation of the dumpcars, and the street haa been closed to all traffic except the street-cars running over the tracks. Material will be obtained from the O. W. P. grounds south of OUworth street. JESUS, THE FINITE Preacher Answers Question, "Who Was Jesus Christ?" GOD INCARNATED IN MAN Rev. Hiram Yrooman Concludes That Divinity in the Finite Form Mnst Be Subject to Finite Limitations. Rev. Hiram Vrooman, of the Sweden borgian Church, whose services are held in Knights of Pythias Hall, corner of Al der and Eleventh streets, spoke yesterday morning on the subject, "Who Was Jesus Christ?" In the course of his re marks he said: The object of this, sermon Is to show that Jesus Christ can be thought of a God in carnate in a perfectly rational way and without the obstruction of mystery. The nature and mission of this God-ln-the-flesh are as extensive as the meaning' of the en tire Scriptures when spiritually Interpreted. Jesus Christ Is the revelation of what Almighty God Is doing for men. He teaches or lnterpets all that the finite mind can comprehend of the divine and infinite being. Belief in the personality of God logically de pends upon the recognition of the Incarna tion of God in Jesus Christ. We would certainly call down the cloud of darkest mystery upon our head, and do vio lence to reason, if we believed that the physical body of Jesus was infinite and di vine. All the things that Jesus Christ In herited from the virgin Mary, his mother, were as finite and as distant from divinity as we are. But the inmost soul of Jesus, that part of hla life which, In us. Is occu pied by what our fathers have contributed to our personalities, was God Almighty him self. Christ's Inmost principle of life was no "divine spark," as Is often claimed, but it was the very God himself. Let this fact be known, that God abides in all of his creations. He created the Unite material universe and thereafter Abides in It to sustain and . direct It In accomplishing the purpose of Its creation. He created finite men and thereafter abides in every man to lead him to his best pos sible 'fruition. He created the unique finite human organism which he took from the womb of the virgin Mary, and, by abiding In it, in the peculiar way in which he did, accomplished the redemption and salviatlon of the human race. The finite part of Jesus was unique be cause the purpose It waa to serve was en tirely different from the purpose to be served by men In general. Men are created to become immortal angels capable of con tinual growth and improvement throughout unending time. But the finite human or ganism of Jesus was not created to become an angel, but to serve aa a finite instru mentality for God's acting In every jot and tittle of human experience and thereby establishing a necessary relationship be tween himself end humanity for humanity's salvation. Almighty God created the finite universe and abldea in the laws and forces and sub stances of nature to the end that men may become immortal angels. Nature, then, is actually and literally fulfilling the will of God. In so far as It Is so qualified, with direct Reference to man's spiritual develop ment. " But nature has no will of Its own. It Is absolutely subject to the will of its creator. It happened that. In addition to what God Is doing for men through the Instrumental ity of inanimate nature, man's salvation called for other help from God which he could render only by the Instrumentality of the enlmate human nature of Jesus, with a finite will of Its own, which should be con trolled by God as absolutely aa the material universe la controlled by him. The finite human will which Jesus inherited from Mary was, therefore, absolutely subject to the will of the father. That is why Jesus said: "I can of myself do nothing." (John, v:30.) And again: "My meat is to do the will of him that sent me and to ac complish his work." (John, lv:34.) Inasmuch as whatever Is finite Is limited. It is self-evident that If the unlimited and infinite God undertakes to abide In what Is finite, and to work In finite things, he is compelled either to subject himself to the limitations of the finite or to annihilate the finite realm. Therefore the activities of na ture, even though absolutely obedient to the will of God, accomplish only limited re sults. And for the same reason, the work that God did. through the instrumentality of the assumed human nature of Jesus, was limited by the finite capabilities of the in strumentality. Jesus Christ therefore acted the acta of God. worked the works of God, spoke the words of God, as God could only act and work and speak under the limitations of the finite conditions to which he subjected him self by assuming man's sinful nature. SERVICES AT TAYLOR STREET Dr. F. Burgette Short Preaches on "Hunting the Man." Dr. F. Burgette Short, of the Taylor- 'feared :: .Mfc-:!., y?!m&wi&$$ t&m limit iii.rt r x-x ::::: lip . i" ; i!rv:. i f 1- L Pi Street Methodist Church, took for the subject of his sermon last night "Hunt ins the Man." He told how the Greeks and Jews had anticipated the perfect man whom they found in Jesus Christ, and continued: v Perfection, truth and righteousness have ever been the quest of. the race. Nothing else satisfies the hunger and demands of nobly-inclined souls. "They that seek shall find" has ever been trite. Greek and Jew alike had anticipated the time when the earth should have the perfect man. and we need not be surprised that they found him. Honest search always haa its reward; and when the Greeks said, "Sir, we would see Jesus," they but gave expression to a cardinal fact of the race. These men were ever Idealists. Only the beat satisfied them. He, after the world had found out. was their quest. The sculptor Danneker was not satisfied with his work until a little child saw in it the nkeneas of Jesus. And It Is the Idealist that becomes the world's chief benefactor. But why seek the man Christ Jesus? Be cause he offers the only correct solution for every perplexing problem. His plrlt will ad Just labor to capital and everywhere usher In an era of peace. Russia would free her slaves and decrease her army. France would put down Internal difficulties and become In fact a nation of liberty, equality and fra ternity. England would assist India to self-government and America will as soon as possible grant to the Phlpplnes that for what America once fought liberty. Because the man Christ Jesus Is the balm of heallnc for the sorrowing. Because man desires not an example but a savior. This need Is universal. Good resolutions are not enough. Reformation la not sufficient. Men are asking to see Jesus In the home, the business, the society of his followers and it is our privilege to show him unto them. Someone is asking you tonight, "Sir, show me the Christ." Ours it Is to point the way. Yesterday ended the conference year of the Methodist Episcopal Churches in Oregon. The Taylor-Street Methodist Church, now has a membership of 900, and Its finances are in better condition than ever before in its history. Dr. Short has been with the church two years and a half and during his pas torate 460 new members have Joined. PREACHES OX FARM LIFE. Dr. Brougher Takes Novel Subject for Evening Sermon. Dr. J. Whitcomb Brougher preached last night at the White Temple to a large congregation on the subject, "On the Farm." The solo, "Ninety and Nine," by Carl Robinson, and the organ numbers by Miss Grace Kemp, were features of the Bervices. Dr. Brougher said: Jesus Christ was a lover of the country. Many of his most striking Illustrations were drawn from the farm and the field. He made use of the ordinary experiences of men to teach them the great lessons of life. MacLaren has said, ."Jesus hung the teach ings of his wisdom on every thorn bush and on every wheat ear." His parables remind us that we too may find the subllmest trutha and Inspiration In the common or dinary events of life. I wonder how many In this congregation were either born or at some time have lived on a farm. If you have, your mind goes back to the experiences of those days and you recall them as being among the freest, happiest, brightest days in your experience. I am sorry for the boy or girl who knows nothing about farm life. For, say what we please, the men and women .who have be come the leaders In the life of the world have laid the foundations for such leader ship In the sturdy character and magnifi cent physique that life on a farm alone can produce. There Is always Inspiration In the scenes of a cblldhood spent upon a farm. But what sort of a memory and Inspiration has the child who has been born and raised In a flat? Farm life will give us many lessons, but tonight I wish to consider specially the soli. Jesus In his parable of the sower describes four kinds of soil. No doubt he looked out upon a field and saw exactly what he was describing. He made the soil represent the character and disposition of the men and women that stood before him. They were the soil. It is still true that the people rep resent the soil Into which is being sown our thoughts, our words and our actions. The people described by Jesus Christ are repre sentatives of the people of today. We are made of the same kind of soli, and we are soiled in Just the same way that people were centuries ago. Human nature Is the same. ' Sin la the same, and Jesus Christ who came to save them la the same savior today as he was then. As people listened to him and received his truth then, so they listen and receive the truth now. ADJUSTMENT TO LIFE. Sermon by Dr. E. S. Muckley at First Christian Church. Dr. K. S- Muckley, at the First Chris tian Chu.-'h last night. ( on tho fine art of adjustment to l'fe He declared that no man lives, but simply exists, who has rot learuc-l this nrr. He said that when we have once learned to live we discover that It is not art at all, but simrly nature. His subject was, "Adjustment to Life." He said: To live naturally Is to live with a grace and charm that Is the envy of him who goes fretting and fuming through life. When we have once learned how to live we discover that there was too much artificiality In our mode of living before. In our view of life we are often dominated by a false phil osophy. We argue that we are thrust into this Ufa without our consent, into the midst of environment not of our own choosing. We were not consulted about our parents. - ? - ". Vx---' ft t, . . w ' V our brothers and sisters and companions, whether we would have poverty or affluence, whether we would be born In America or Russia. And as we ultimately discover that things are not to our liking, aa we compare our state to that of others, we begin to fret and worry and fuss and complain, and dis content follows. The Apostle Paul did not mean to say that he simply folded his arms in dishonor able ease and made the best of everything without trying to make everything the best. He played, his part and played It nobly and heroically. But after he had done his best he complacently accepted the situation and with true Christian philosophy adjusted him self to the conditions that he could not change. Life is full of misery until we leans how to do this or suppress all legiti mate ambition. But Paul was constantly impelled by the highest ambitions. He dis covered that life was full of vicissitudes that he had no control over. He could read ily adjust himself to these changes. . Then Paul had a way of making his own environment. If he could not remove con ditions he would find good In them and use that. He could see good in Kings, though he taught principles that would ultimately dethrone them. He made the best of the condition of master and slave, though the principles of his gospel were designed to ultimately free the slaves.. Resistance Is folly when It will not count for good. ' Half our misery Is in our failure to make the best of thinga we cannot change. By seeing the good In conditions and people and things we remove the worry and fret of life and find ourselves In happy adjustment. Helen Keller resolved to he happy though blind. Robert Louis Stevenson did a great work though he had to fight a constant bat tle with death. TRUTH THEME OF SERMON Dr. A. A. Morrison Preaches on Teachings of the Savior. Dr. A. A. Morrison preached on truth at the Trinity Church yesterday morn ing;. He declared that some truths are so revolutionary in character that they destroy governments, disrupt households and part friends. He said that some of these truths are the teachings of Jesus Christ. Dr. Morri son said in part: "The truth which Jesus Christ pro claimed must seaxch and find Its way Into the unfolding of human con science. Thus that is destroyed which ought to be destroyed.. True relation ships must be founded on the self, the Inward, and not on social customs, varying opinions, or artificial devices. "The greatest obligation of the hu man soul is to obey the dictum of truth. Said Jesus: 'For my , sake, give up all these things which have to do with the destruction of your souls. Give them up because I have come with saving knowledge, t point you to the only way of life, the only way to the Kingdom of God, to eternal life and perfection." "We do not wonder that there is some hesitancy to accept the whole gospel of Christ. Only the man who listens to the whole message of Christ and is willing to take the full conse quences of it; w'ho is not a mere fol lower or hero-worshiper, is a true Christian. Jesus meant that the man must way down in his soul, forsake all and follow him that meant truth, for God is truth. Every man has the right to be happy. God wants him to be happy; but he must take care that in the pursuit of happiness he does not go Into sin. Every man has a right to seek peace; but in seeking peaoe he should not compromise. There is no real peace by compromise with that which is not truth. - No wonder Christ said: 'I am not come to bring peace, but a sword." "Gradually, but certainly, God will fill all life with his life. The untrue will be upturned by the true; but it will be gradually. Jesus knew that when he spoke. He knew that there would be no sudden upturning. Truth rises and rises, whether man wakes or sleeps, and so it will forever. Jesus knew that the world would not leave all its evils at once, and that a mere handful of disciples would really fol low him. , "And he said that they would be compensated in proportion as they loved truth. His message Is ours to day. Let us listen and try to receive truth, that we may work with greater fervor and purer sacrifice." TALKS TO YOUNG MEN. Sermon by International Secretary Ward at the Y. M. C. A. Trooper Brace, a veteran of the Boer war, who was expected to speak at yesterday's Y. M. C. A. Sunday exer cises, was called back to Tacoma and was. unable to fulfill his engagement. Mr. Ward, one of the International sec retaries of the association delivered the afternoon address and his words were directed to the spiritual more than the corporeal necessities of men. Mr. Ward Is here to superintend the work of raising- funds for the new building and he is a business man as well as a minister. His sermon was taken from the 11th chapter of Judges and was ad dressed in particular to young men who have left their homes and are out seeking their fortunes. "I feel a great responsibility,'' he said, "whenever I am called to ad dress a body of young men. A single thought, a single word might mean the salvation or the destruction of a soul. Many young men are leaving comfortable homes in the country and 5 " BJVwS 1 ,4 ""S,:':"''i!v:Sj;'.:'' :':' IU1 v ' i . 1 P ARTICULAR WOMEN have the greatest difficulty in findinpr o -j 0 a chean carnet that is satisfac- tory in pattern and coloring. To - anyone looking for such a car pet we can recommend our new Fall Ingrains. These carpets are altogether different from the time-worn patterns ordinarily found in ingrain carpets. The designs are individual and artistic, and the colorings are modest and pretty. Ingrain carpets, as everyone knows, are very durable. Exclusive Carpet House J. G. MACK & CO. 86-88 Third Street PHIL UETSCHAX. President and Manages. 6eventh and Washington European Plan - - - are flocking to the great cities where they become wanderers, turn from their old Ideals, forsake the temples of God, and, as the fool, say 'there is no God." Their ' thought Is the possession of wealth, and when they find it if they do they are burdened with more care and seek to amuse themselves in un godly places. The gathering of riches carries with it great temptations and many young men are lost in their ef fort to gain wealth. "Young men when In difficulty are often liable to say: "Nobody cares for me; I'll do as I please," and Instead of praying to God to help them In their tribulations they become desperate and curse him. No truly great man be came great without encountering dif ficulties, and tho hardest enemy to con quer Is self. There are many shallow faced men In our stores, factories and other walks of life who try to make it hard for anyone to lead a Christian life, but I tell you, be as Paul and say to them: 'None of these things moved "John Strange Winter," the Flirt. K ALA MA, Sejt. 23. (To the Editor.) It shocks the moral sense to read such views from the pen of woman as appeared in an article entitled, "Should Married Men Flirt?" in last Sunday's Oregonian. It Is truly a pity the word "flirt" has a place in the English language. Such dire calamities as the decline of the dance were threatened us in this article by Mrs. Stannard. should there be no flirting. And society would cease to exist, or be but a bore, at best. Men and women would be less brilliant she says. This has given us a new light upon heaven. We fear there will be no brilliant people there, as in all that we have been able to gather regarding this future above, there has been no mention of flirts or flirting. Anyway, according to Mrs. Stan nard, they would find it a bore. Isn't it Just possible that some vain mortals shine at such a fast and furious rate that their light suddenly goes out to remain in utter darkness, sa in the cas& of Velguth? O, ye Gods! Give us writers with mor als as well as brains, that the ideas dis seminated by them may tend to raise the standard of ideals rather than to lower them. A READER. 1JA1I.Y METEOROIXJGICAI, REPORT. PORTLAND, Sept. 23. Maximum tem perature, 63 deg.: minimum. 57. River read ing at 8 A. M.. 3.2 feet: change in 2 hours, fall of 0.4 of a foot. Total precipitation. 5 p. M. to S P. M-. 0.35 of an inch; total since September 1. 2.16 Inches; nornnal, 1.16 inches; excess, 1 inch. Total sunshine Sep tember 22, 6 hours -and 35 minutes: possible, 12 hours and 12 minutes. Barometer read ing (reduced to sea-level) at 6 P. M., 29.U2 Inches. PACIFIC COAST WEATHER. WIND. 3? A A STATION. Baker City Bismarck Boise Eureka . Helena North Head Pocatello Portland Red Bluff Roseburg Sacramento Salt Lake City. Kan Francisco.. Spokane Seattle : Tatoosh Island.. Walla Walla 60:o.00. 4 W SKio.onhsiSF: oo'o.oo'iL' Ny 64 O.04I 8 VV S2 0.n0 20, NE 5K 0.2R 16 SW i2i0.0nll2 S 6.1 0.121 SW 4!0.38 4 UK :o.32( 81SW 64 0.12' 0 W 840.001 6'SE 2:0. 12' 8 W 6H'0.04!14iS 64).08:22 s 58 O.lOllS SW 66!0.08l 6 SK Cloudy ;'lear Icioudy KMear ICloudy Icloudy ylear 'I'loudv IPt. Cldy. ICloudy '-Pt. Cldy. Clear k'loudy ICloudy JRaln ICloudy ICloudy WEATHER CONDITIONS. The low area over British Columbia last evening has moved southeastward and is now central about Havre. Mont. This dis turbance has caused general rains through out Oregon and Washington during the last 12 hours. The pressure has risen decidedly over this entire forecast district, causing much cooler weather, especially over East ern Oregon and Eastern Washington. The indications point to fair weather Mon day in Oregon, Eastern Washington and Idaho, while showers will continue In West ern Washington. It will be cooler In South ern Idaho. WEATHER FORECASTS. Forecasts made at Portland for 28 hours ending at midnight. September 24: Portland and vicinity Probably fair. Westerly winds. Western Oregon Probably fair. "Westerly winds. Western Washington Showers. Southwest winds. Eastern Oregon. Eastern Washington and Northern Idaho Fair. Southern Idaho Fair, cooler. L. LODHOLZ. Acting District Forecaster. Mllwaukle Country Club. Eastern and California races. Take Sell wood or Oregon City car, starting from First and Alder streets. streets. Portland, Oregon. ?1.00, $1.50, $2.00 per Day. AUCTION 8AI.ES TODAY. By J. T. Wilson at salesroom. 208 1st St., at 10 A. M. J. T.' Wilson, auctioneer. At the Portland Auction rooms, 211 Flrjt street. Sale 2 P. M. C. I Ford, Auctioneer. MEETING NOTICES. MARTHA WASHINGTON CHAP TER. NO. 14. O. H. S Slated meeting this (Monday) evening. 6 o'clock. Burkhard bldg. By order W. M. BELLE RICHMOND, Secretary. HARMONY LODGB, NO. 12, A. F. & A. M. Stated communica tion thia (Monday) evenins. 7::iO o'clock. Masonio Temple. Thinl . and Alder streets. Work in M. M. deeree. All M. M. welcome. By order W. M. RUFUS R. BALL, Secretary. WOMEN OF WOODCRAFT. All officer and guards of Circles, Women of Woodcraft, Portland and vicinity, are In vited to be present at a seeting to be heM in Headquarter's Auditorium, Monday eveninu. September 24. when floor work will be offi cially exemplified by organization staff. C. C. VAN'ORSD A L.L. Grand Guardian. A PORTLAND CAMP TEAM, NO. 107. W. O. W., will give a whist party In the Woodmen . Hall, 10th and Washington streets. Wednes day evening. September 26. Admission 15c Refreshment and dancing. DIED. WEHLAN In this city. September 22. 1006. Fredrick Wehlan, aged 67 years. 1 months and 7 days. Notice of funeral will be given later. BRADLEY Drowned off the steamer Lurllne, September 16, John Edward Bradley, aged 25 years 10 months 10 days; only son of the late Charles C. and Annie Bradley; brother of Mrs. R. M. Drake and Mrs. Charles F. Smith, of this city, and Mra. D. B. Fuller, of Nome, Alaska. Body re covered near Cathlamnt. September 2.1. Funeral from the residence of his Mister. 108 North Ninth street, Mrs. R. M. Drake. Date of funeral later. FUNERAL NOTICES. ELDER At her residence. 76t Missouri ave nue. Margaret Eider, 6!) years: funeral from Holman's. corner Third and Salmon streets, at 2 P. M., September 24. Burial at Lone Fir Cemetery. Canadian papers please copy. BECK WITH At the residence, September 22, 190B. Helen Bernice. onlv daughter of Mr. and Mrs. H. M. Beckwlth. aged 6 years. 7 months and ft days. Funeral will take place today, September 24. at 2 P. M. from the family residence. 5S7 E. Pina at. Friends Invited. DUNNTNO. M'ENTEB GILBACOH. See. eessors to Dunning at Campion, undertakers and embalmere: modern In everv detail t 7tbi and Pine. Phone Main 430. Lady assistant. EDWARD HOLMAN. Co.. Funeral Director, (20 Sd St. Lady assistant. Phone M. 007. J. P. HVLEY SOX. Funeral Dlrecter. No. 261 Id St., cor. Madison. Phone Mala a. F. 8.- DUNNING. Undertaker. 414 Alder. Ladr assistant. Phone Kast U. KELLER-BYRNES CO.. Undertakers. Em balmers. 27S Russell. Kast 1UBS. Lady asa't. ERICSON UNDERTAKING CO.. 408 Aide St. Lady assistant. Pbona Main 6133. CLASSIFIED AD. RATES "Rooms,' "Rooms and Board," "Hoose kerplng Rooms," "Situations Wanted," 13 words or leas, 15 cents: 16 to 20 words, 20 cents: 21 to 25 words, 25 cents, etc No dis count for additional insertions. UNDER ALL OTHER HEADS, except "New Today," 30 cents for 15 words or less; 16 to 20 words. 40 cents: 21 to 25 words, 60 cents, etc. first insertion. Each additional Insertion, one-half; no further discount un der one month. "NEW TODAY" (gauge measure agate), 15 cents per line, first insertion: 10 cents per line for each additional Insertion. ANSWERS TO ADVERTISEMENTS, ad dressed care The Oregonian. and left at this office, should alwaya be inclosed In sealed envelopes. No stamp is required on. such letters. The Oregonian will not be responsible for errors In advertisements taken through the telephone. NEW TODAY. FOR SALE THE HOITFE AT NORTHEAST corner Seventh and JefTerson, to be removed from premises; make us an offer. MORGAN. SWEET & CHAPMAN, 213 Ablngton Bldg. Phone Main 2015. ALEX. C. RAE, PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT, 30 Concord Bulldlna. Phone Main 6481. RBAL ESTATE FIRM DESIRF.S OFFICES In Chamber of Commerce. Address N 2 care Oreifonian. $200 FOR LOTS ON CAR LINE AT OAK Grove; good for grocery business. Call 110 Grand avenue. ' Washington Street 52 feet frontage on Washington St., run ning through the block to Alder t. 125 feet, 2-stury building covering small por tion of ground, brings in moderate rent. Price 12 7.600. RISSEI.L BI.YTH. 82 Third Street. 4