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President Roosevelt, In his letter to Representative Watson, of Indiana, nays: -"The. question of revising the tariff stands whoUy apart from he question of dealing with the trusts' that is, with the control of monopolies and with the supervision of great wealth in business and' especially in corporate form." Yes, and no. Of course there are great trusts some of the greatest, as Standard Oil that are not favored by protective tariff; and to deal with the tariff would not affect the methods of euch trusts, or abate their abuses. But look at the steel trust, as another type. Very probably removal of the duties on steel would not overthrow the steel trust, so strongly established and in trenched is it; trut certainly to allow free importation of steel would cut the profits of the trust, and to that extent relieve the people of a burden. No generalization, such aa the Pres ident has made, on a subject so com plicate as this, can be wholly correct. Because there are trusts that exist without protective tariff establishes no ground or proof for the assertion that no trusts are or can be favored by It. It te true that the greatest of the abuses of which the trusts are guilty arise from their methods of distribu tion and coercion of markets, which can be abated only through such leg islation by Congress as has been re cently' enacted, and such prosecutions for. violations of the laws and the pres ent Administration has undertaken. No changes of tariff could affect these abuses; and so far the President is right. But It is an error to say that re Vision of the tariff stands wholly apart from dealing with the trusts or some of them. PANAMA LABOR PROBLEM. The definite decision of the Govern ment to secure a trial shipment of Chi nese laborers for the Panama Canal Is virtually an announcement that the policy of direct construction Instead of by contract is to be pursued. This has been one of the grave questions with which the Government 1ms had to contend. In view of the experience with big contracts In the past, there was a general belief that better results would be obtained by the contract sys tem. It Is always possible where re liable contractors agree to do a certain amount of work for a stipulated sum within a certain time limit, to deter mine with a fair degree of accuracy what the coot of the work will be. Without the contract system there will be more uncertainty as to the length of time necessary and the cost of the ' work may toe greater than it would have been had it been let out by con tract. If, as the Government has de cided, . it Is necessary to secure Chi nese labor In order to proceed expedi tiously with the work, it may be that the present plan of direct con struction will be preferable to that of the contract system. . There is and will continue to be op position to admission of Chinese la bor on the isthmus, and this opposition would be much more effective when directed, against a private contractor than when It is directed1 against the Government Itself. When the situation on Jhe Isthmus is better understood and the impossibility of . securing a sufficient number of white Americans to perform the gigantic task is more fully demonstrated, it Is probable that there will be very little objection raised against -the -temporary employment of the Chinese. More than a year has passed since active efforts to secure la borers for canal work was commenced, and the result of these efforts Is far -from satisfactory. With a crying de imand for all classes of labor In all parts of the United States, where cli matic conditions are perfect and the environment and living-are Incompara bly superior to the same things on the fever-haunted isthmus, there is abso lutely no Inducement for labor to aban don the United States for the Isthmus. Naturally It Is not 90 much this indi vidual act or any effect It will have in depriving Borne American laborer of his daily bread that is causing the op position of some of the labor leaders. .They dislike to see a precedent estab lished which might be called up in some future emergency wherein the In terests of American labor were more deeply involved than they are In the present case. But, owing to the lan guage of the treaty with Panama, un der which the Government Is building the canal, it will be impossible .to make (any use of the act of employing Chl neserori the Panama Canal as a prece dent oil which to base a similar policy in American territory, . where . labor jwould be -injured by Asiatic competi tion. Panama is not United States terri tory, and the jurisdiction of the United States Government over the canal zone is limited to certain specific acts and duties. The Republic of Panama 'granted to. the United States the "use, occupation and control of a zone of land," the boundaries of which were set forth In the treaty, "for the con struction, maintenance, operation, san itation and protection of said canal." Under the treaty with Panama, no United States law, either on Chinese labor, the tariff or contract labor, can be made to apply without authority from the Republic of Panama. Chief Engineer Stevens has repeatedly ex pressed the belief that the canal can be completed at a much earlier date than was originally set, providing a sufficient number of efficient laborers can be had. On account of the enor mous Investment In the enterprise, every day that can tie saved in com pleting the great work will mean a vast saving In interest charges alone, and if this saving can be effected by the employment tf Chinese laborers, without in any way affecting the In terests of American labor, the Govern ment should be exempt from criticism for -endeavoring to economize .in time and money. THE IDEAL. DETECTIVE. The ideal detective is a man who un derstands how to Jay. up. $70,00.0. in five years from a eaJary of $70 per month. This lie could not' do' if he wasted his precious hours pursuing murderers and arresting burglar. A detective who knows his business pays no atten tion to murderers. ' "What would It profit him if he should arrest a thou sand? There is no graft In bringing a man to the gallows, though an honest penny may now and then be turned by letting a murderer escape. The ideal detective Is rarely so hard hearted as to arrest a. thief. It .Is more merciful as well as profitable to take half or two-thirds of the swag and let him go. He believes with Dogberry that the most peaceable way to be rid of a thief. Is to let. .him steal out. of his company, after paying for the privi lege. It is beneath his dignity to take notice of small thefts and petty crimes which offer no promise of graft. When a case Is assigned to him to- "work up" he first considers whether or not there is any graft in it. If there Is, he calls upon the criminal for the detective's proper share. If there Is not, he for gets all about the matter as soon as possible. In no case does he conde scend to make a report to his superi ors. A report. In fact, would be a gross Indiscretion for the Ideal detec tive, because it would reveal so many things which were better left unsaid. To- the ideal detective every criminal is a source of Income. The more crimes he commits the more profitable he Is. Hence the detective who should try to prevent crime would be a fool. He would be cutting off his own nose to gratify the public. Each new crook that comes to the city is so much clear profit to him. When he is compelled by public clamor to order one to leave for a time, It Is so much loss. Hence, under the fostering hand of detectives whom the city pays, burglary flour ishes and murder goes unpunished: To the ideal detective every crook In the city Is his familiar friend, and to them all he is a benevolent patron as long as they divide up fairly. Of course. If they do not play the game on the square,, the case la dif ferent and the ideal detective may then be compelled to arrest hie best friend; but this is a very rare incident. In general the thieves are loyal to their patron and the patron Is kind to his flock. In all this It is only the public that suffers, and the humble public long since learned how divine a thing it Is to suffer in silence. Among the queer dispensations which an Inscruta ble Providence has bestowed upon us, the ideal detective Is the most mysteri ous. He seems in some way to have missed his aim. He Is a sort of social boomerang. Aimed originally at the criminals of the city, he has whirled round and smashed the nose of the public. WOODMEN FOR THE WOODS. . Again the statement is made that the forest patrol system, as applied to this state, has been weakened in effect toy the displacement of woodsmen, skilled In their craft, by men enjoying a polit ical pull and wearing the cloak of civil service examination, but wholly un learned in the lore of the woods. Adolph Aschoff, a man who knows the woods, as a horseman knows his horse, and who loves horses withal, is late authority for the statement that friends of the heads of the depart ments are given positions as rangers who have no training for the work, while good men have been displaced to make room for them. This Is not unlikely, and, if correct, Is certainly to be deplored. Many re member the scandals that grew out of the Indian reservation service years ago by the appointment of men who had never plowed a furrow, hoed a row of potatoes, planted a hill of corn .or grown a pumpkin, as "farmers" upon Indian reservations. Political hacks. whose only passport to official favor came through their success as vote' getters on election day, or crafty ma nipulators of votes in a Senatorial crisis, were commissioned as Indian agents or "farmers," and sent to dis play their Ignorance of agriculture be fore the less Ignorant red men. The result cropped out In waste and woe and semi-starvation on the -reserva tlons. Ground that was reported "un der cultivation" had simply been scratched over, and, drying up, pro duced nothing but a crop of baleful weeds; farming Implements and ma chinery that toad cost the Government thousands of dollars rusted in un tooused desolation throughout the In clement season, and was tout clumsily used at any time, for the simple rea son that the Government "farmers" knew nothing whatever about the use and care of them. The lesson was a costly one, and it Is to be regretted If it 13 toeing repeated in kind. If not In detail, in the appointment ' of forest rangers In this district. ' THE CANNON BOOM. It is not any "sullen" boom of the cannon that has been rolling out of Danville, 111., and up and down the land for the past few weeks, for the boom of Uncle Joe more resembles the Joyous bark of a popgun startling but pot frightful, sullen or solemn. No man whoso Democratic proclivities are so strikingly reflected In the angle at which he pitches his cigar and wears his hat pressed down over his perspir ing brow can fail to become a good deal of a popular idol. As a statesman and a speaker, Mr. Cannon Is held in high regard by his friends, but as a Presidential candidate It Is question able how many votes could be ototained In exchange for being a good fellow and a first-class speaker. Of course, out here In the Golden West, on the borderland of Utopia, we have Damon and Pythias and David and Jonathan friendships which compel our Governor to refuse the Vice-Presidency 'and pass it on to Washington's ex-Senator, who In turn passes It back. There is many a political crown "thrice declined" for obvious reasons out West," tout in the East the political game has developed into more of an each - man-for -himself-and-the-devll- take-the-hlndmost" affair. When the tooom of the Illinois Cannon was heard along the "Wabash, far away," it awakened no responsive echoes, and the cold zephyr which blew off the gla cial candidate whispered that "Indiana Is for Fairbanks, first, last and all the time." Over In the Badger State more sound was extracted from the Cannon boom by the friends of La Follette; 'and in Massachusetts, if Uncle Joe's cigar and hat were not enough to queer him in Boston, there is a Lodge in that "vast wilderness" of smug, self-satisfied Ig norance who will attend to any possi bility of the Cannon boom becoming very loud. And ec on -down the line. As a Presidential possibility. Speaker Cannon will be kindly regarded, but, should he develop into anything more than a possibility, he will learn again of man's inhumanity to man when he becomes mixed up in a political Jack pot without openers. A PUSH TOWARD PATERNALISM. Professor J. Pease Morton, of Tale University, recently read a paper be fore the American Association for the Advancement of Science which con tained some startling heresies. Among other novel propositions the professor advanced the opinion that the life of a human being is more valuable than that of a pig, and the toealth of a child as Important to the Nation as that of an apple tree. This incendiary doctrine was not thrust boldly forth; the pro fessor rather Insinuated than asserted It; but his meaning was unmistakable. "The Government,'! . he said, "spends $7,000,000 annually on plant health, but not one cent on the health of infants." Again, "Thousands have been expend ed to stamp out hog cholera, but not a cent to eradicate pneumonia among human beings." He also pointed out that of those persons now living on the earth some 8,000,000 will die of con sumption, and remarked, with either real or simulated horror, that the Gov ernment raises not a hand to help them. Why should the Government raise its hand to help them? The Government, as a Yale professor surely ought to know, has more important matters to look after than pneumonia, consumption and children's ailments. Hog cholera pertains to animal industry, which Is a department of business and 'therefore may well claim a share of the public funds. Should all the hogs In the coun try die of cholera, what would become of the packing Industry? It would wither away. On the other hand, even if . twenty millions of human beings died of consumption, Instead of a pal try eight, the packing industry would not be affected. Indeed, mere human deaths have been found rather profita ble to It. Something similar is to. be said of the money expended toy the Department of Agriculture on plants. It makes business flourish. Children may die by the million without affect ing business In the least; therefore the Government has no legitimate Interest In them; tout if all the apple trees in the United States should succumb to the scale and the woolly aphis, think how the profits of the commission men and the railroads would be depleted. The aim and object of human life Is to do business. The catechism is mis taken In laying It down that the chief end of man is to glorify God and keep his commandments. The chief end of man is to amass profits. In comparison with profits, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are idle vanities and the glory of God a pass ing show; and, since profits arise from business, man comes nearest to his Ideal condition when he is driving a bargain. It follows that government may properly devote to the promotion of business all the funds and energy It has left from getting ready for war. This, of course, as Professor Morton might have figured out for himself, leaves nothing for the public health and similar minor matters. Not only is the professor wrong from a practical, or business, point of view, but he is also wrong In theory. We have been taught upon high authority, and we are all Inclined to accept the precept, that the best, government Is the one that governs least. Now, In doing what it does, whether much or little, the Government either benefits or Injures its subjects. If It injures them, then the anarchists are right and we should plainly be better off If gov ernment were abolished. If we are un willing to agree to this, we must admit that government is of some use or benefit. The Jeffersonian maxim, therefore, really means, "that govern ment Is best which Is of the least use or toeneflt." Stated a little more elab orately, it Implies that the Government should always waste the taxes It col lects, tout never on any account spend them for a useful purpose. In fact, there are grave constitutional objec tions to any expenditure for the pub lic good, such as roads, quarantine or food Inspection; tout who ever heard of the Constitution being quoted against an investment like the Philippine Islands? Our fundamental law gives limitless .play to waste and thriftless ness, but draws the purse strings tight against public betterment of any sort. It Is always difficult to get money from Congress for objects like those which Professor Morton enumerates, but easy for pompous and splendid waste. The Smithsonian Institution has been a needy toeggar at the doors of Congress for more than half a cen tury, though It is one of the most be neficent foundations eVer endowed by man. Compared with the sums appro priated to the Army and Navy, the ex penditures for animal Industry and plant experiments are trivial. Our Philippine adventure has cost a billion dollars, while the Mississippi Valley cries vainly for a canal to the east and a deep-water channel to the Gulf. The Postofflce Department complains of the extravagance of Congress In voting the meager millions which go to the free delivery system; the people plead to deaf ears for a parcels post and postal savings banks; but the funds flow free ly enough when It 18' a question 'of pay ing for the Inspection of the products of the beef trust. The Government has plenty of money to spend for the de fense of the people's lives, tout very lit tle to make them worth defending. To a mind like Professor Morton's, most of the governments of the world, with all their vain ponvp and parade, must look like a man who spends his income for drinks at the club while his wife goes without a -gown and his children are shoeless. Or, perhaps, to him .the Government more resembles that fa bled family which spent all Its sub stance on one big dinner each year to the elite of the neighborhood and lived on flint soup the rest of the time. Governments delight to be grand, glorious and gay, tout they bate terri bly to be useful. The tendency of our times is, however, to eliminate the use less, and we may therefore expect to see Congress taking up the tasks which Professor Morton specifies In the course of the next few years, but what it will make of them Is another question. Late reports from the wrecked steamer Manchuria offer but small hope of the vessel ever leaving the treacherous reef on which she struck. There is something almost pathetic in the contemplation of such a magnifi cent steamship of vast proportions be ing battered to pieces by the waves which sweep over her. Even the sight of a dirty old tramp steamer or sailing vessel grinding out her life on a reef awakens unpleasant emotions In man kind, and, as "the liner she's a lady," the feeling of distress over her plight is heightened. The Manchuria, big, powerful and costly, was a marvel of marine architecture, equipped with every modern appliance Tor safety. With speed and power of the highest degree, she seemed well able to told de fiance to all dangers of the ocean. But the mightiest works of man are weak and Insignificant In comparison with those of Nature, and the grim old ocean, ever watchful for a chance at those who defy its power, caught the master of the Manchuria napping for an Instant only. An Interesting convention is that be ing held in this city this week by the American Association of Instructors for the Blind. Prom whatever stand point It may be viewed whether from that of political economy, wise philan thropy or simple humanity the prog ress made In the last quarter of a cen tury in teaching the blind to see through other channels than the visual organs has been remarloable. Helen Keller is the most conspicuous exam ple of this progress of the present gen eration. Laura Brldgman was the most noted example of' the initial step In this progress, taken In a preceding generation. Less conspicuous, but use ful and happy examples are numerous in every state of the American Union. Philanthropy has had no brighter star In the crown of Its endeavor In recent years than that w"hlch has given light to the blind. The convention to be held In this city next week no doubt will furnish bright illustrations of this fact. Labor, 00 far from rising to meet Its opportunity all along the line, skulks and shirks and in many lines is found wanting. This Is especially true of un skilled labor, which of all types should lay hold upon opportunity most eager ly. The laborer who does not stay long In one place, but moves on after eaclr payday, will, when Winter comes, be without means to secure food and shelter. His call for food and lodging will be heard at the Salvation Army barracks In every city, 'and his plaint of hunger will be heard at the back doors of many suburban homes. Neither call nor plaint should be heed ed. The man who will not work when work Is plenty and wages are good should be made to subsist upon the pay of such Jobs as he can pick up in the Winter. True charity sanctions this decree. The public will scarcely get wildly excited over the ne's that the Island of Juan Fernandez was sunk. If Dan iel Defoe told the truth. Its popula tion was never large, and we have neved heard that the Immigration was heavy after Robinson Crusoe left. So we Judge the list of casualties was probably not great. Yet It Is gratify ing to note that we can get the news from Juan Fernandez a great deal more promptly than In the late Mr. Crusoe's day. The Oregonlan makes no boast that Its contents are "wholly original." They are not. The Oregonlan doesn't pretend to cut out Shakespeare, the Hebrew prophets, Socrates, Milton, Dante, Cervantes, Burns and Thack eray, and a thousand more. No, no; if The Oregonlan were wholly original it woufld toe a trifling publication as trifling ae some others. .The gillnetters and the seine fisher men have no objection to the flshtraps as long as they (the traps) don't get In their way. But they add the pro viso that the traps are always In the way. They probably will be, so long as the sole occupation of both the fish ermen and the traps is to catch fish where they are to toe found. Detective Day had fifty-three cases referred to him In two months, and kindly consented to tell what he did on four of them. What he did wasn't anything. What toe did on the remain ing forty-nine was the same. Why should they bother him to tell what they already know? San Francisco, It is observed, was the first American city to start a fund for the relief of Valparaiso. One good turn deserves another, and It may be up to Valparaiso to do something for San Francisco, which Just now has money to shake at any earthquake. "The Duality of Man's Mind" en gages the attention of the Malheur Gazette ' In a leading editorial. The railroad will get In there, presently; and then abstract thought will give way to the practical work of life. All you need to do, says District At torney Jerome to the Democrats, is to nominate and elect; me Governor; and I will do all the rest. That's the rea son they won't nominate and elect him. We shall have a railroad to Coos Bay by the end of next year. Then South western Oregon will begin to boom. Look out for .enormous growth and progress In Southwestern Oregon. Robinson Crusoe's Island, 600 miles from anywtoefe, has been sunk for a few days by the grapevine newspa pers. That's what It gets for being near the earthquake belt. Ex-Governor Geer seems to have solved for himself the pressing prob lem of what should be dons with him. Unexpected,' but nevertheless highly satisfactory. County Clerk Fields has no. record that twenty-seven couples .for whom licenses were Issued In July were mar ried. Not married? They know better. The Illinois Republicans are ready to revise the tariff "whenever needed." That ought to satisfy everybody. The earthquake was toad enough, tout when It comes to a "seismic disaster" we surely are hit too hard. The Illinois Democrats simply want Bryan to attend strictly to his business of running for President. BIGELOW AGAIN AT PANAMA. The Writer Severely Crltlelaea I'n beautiful Condition. Poultney Blgelow has again visited the Panama canal and again written a bitter attack directed at the manage ment In September's Cosmopolitan there appears the first of three arti cles of which Mr. Bigelow la the author. He remained at the scene of his Inves tigations six weeks somewhat longer that his first record-breaking vlBlt giving special attention to what he calls the "human side" of Panama. It will be remembered that Poultney Blgelow made statements last year rel ative to the alleged mismanagement of the Panama canal that called forth much criticism. His article was print ed In the Independent and created a tre mendous stir all over the country. He appeared before the committee on inter, oceanic canals of the Senate where It developed .that the Journalist had been at Panama for less than i& hours. Ho refused to divulge the source of Infor mation but steadfastly Insisted that everything he had rltten was based upon facts. The Cosmopolitan, which is owned by W. R. Hearst, asked Mr. Bigelow to return, to Panama to make a more exhaustive examination. "Mr. Roosevelt may easily learn the truth if he will but visit Colon dis guised as a plain man seeking Infor mation from those who know, and not from men who have an ax to grind. If he Is wise and visits Jamaica on the way he will see that the dirtiest part pf Kingston compares favorably with the beat part of Colon. And yet there are $10 spent In Colon to $1 at Kingston. The difference is -not all stolen; It Is wasted through political Jobbery." In these words Mr. Bigelow com ments on the planned visit of Presi dent Roosevelt to the Panama canal. He attempts to show among other things that real ' estate ownership among canal officials Is responsible for the crowding of unsanitary Colon, and that the employment of the white labor on the canal Is an unnecessary waste of human life and money. His most startling charge Is that there is a political ring which controls real es tate at Colon and forces the natives to pay exorbitant rents. "When 20,000 worklngmen and their families are compelled by our Govern ment to pay exorbitant rent for shacks built over swampwater, and when at the same time our authorities Issue re ports pronouncing the sanitation of the xone as satisfactory, it is high time we asked questions. Let us put an end to the political ring which controls real estate at Colon and do something with the people who are dying with the real disease, while some of our medical .offi cials are playing with diseases of the fancy." He says that when he was there In July Colon's streets were mostly under water. The article states that the wells are of doubtful utility, for the water Is tainted with the cesspool and latrine refuse. One of the sharpest of his remarks Is: "If a ruler were proposing the best means for diminishing population, he could study with advantage our present municl pal government of. Colon, but to dothls he must not confine his studies to orrir daily doctored reports." According to Mr. Bigelow, many of the canal officials own lotg on the unsanitary land at Colon, and that consequently they have a pecuniary Interest In congesting population so that rents may rise. He says that the city has doubled In popula tion within the last six months, but that Instead of furnishing relief, the officials decline to afford the people more space on which to build. a Gross stupidity and mismanagement are alleged. He gives an example of gutter-laying, the purpose of which was to collect surface water. After it had been completed, according to Mr. Bigelow, it was found that no openings had been left for the water to seep through Into this concrete drain. These were made later by breaking through the cement with a pick. , The openings at the sea had defect ive iron flaps which sometimes prevented the dirty water from running away, but never prevented high tide from entering and flooding the very street the gutter was intended to keep dry. In speaking of the character of the men employed, Mr. Bigelow sarcastically writes: "When a man tells you on the Isthmus that he is an engineer, you don't know whether he has tended a soda-water foun tain or run an elevator." He says it Is mainly the Incompetent and the corrupt ho care to run the risk at Panama. In comparing the difference of existing conditions in British Guiana and Panama, he says: "Come with me to Demerara, at the mouth of the Essequibo River, in British Guiana, still closer to the equator. There you may see one' of the most healthful cities In the tropical world, situated on soil below the sea level. Walk the streets of Georgetown and you will see that the soil la well drained and dyked: that the sanitary Inspection is honestly done; that the sewage is disposed of on practical and not theoretical lines. Consequently. Georgetown Is as free from fever and dys entery1 as any city of the United States. But at Colon the health service Is neither Intelligent nor honest. The whole tene ment Bection Is like one smelling cess poolit is so at this moment." There Are Some Others, Too. HILLSBORO, Or., Aug. 21. To the Ed itor.) I notice In this morning's Orego nlan that Captain La Follette, of Monta vtlla, says he haa taken The Oregonlan 47 years. I wisluto say I have taken it con stantly ever since it was first published. In 1850. and I am still taking it. Is not that going Captain La Follette some few years better? THOMAS OTCHIN. No Chance for Norah. Boston Transcript. ' "Mrs. Flnnlgln's Nor-rah must be nigh to thor-rty now, and she not married!" "She says she ain't met her mon." "Huh! Her mon ain't bor-rn ylt, and his mother's dead!" NEWSPAPER WAIFS. Wigs "BJones was after a political Job for a Ions; time. What's he doing now?" Wagg "Nothing. He got It." Philadel phia Record. "la that friend of yoUTs a great debater?" "He Ms," answered Senator Sorghum, "in the kind of an argument where money talks." Washington Star. Griggs "That fellow Splcer claims to be connected with eome of our best families." Brlggs "He Is. He takes their orders for groceries over the phone." Boston Trans cript. Freddie's Aunt "Why, Freddie. what's the matter? Don't you like your new toy motor-boat?" Freddie "Oh, auntie. It -boo, hoo, hoot it-It doesn't leave any s-a-smell!" Puck. "Say, "Weary, wot's contemp' of wealth?" "It's da finest kind o' contemp' you can feel. A man wot has It would give up a t'ousand dollars a day sooner n work for it." ClevelarM Plain Dealer. "Who Is the best informed woman in your city?" asked the visitor. "Mrs. Dressalott." replied the native. ''An! is she a collega woman?" "No; but she patronises every dressmaker In town." Judge. NO MORE. NEGRO TROOPS Government Withdraws Them From Texas and Abandons Fort Brown. WASHINGTON, Aug. 21. The negro Federal troops have been ordered out of Texas. Instead of going to Fort Rln gold, which Is about 10 miles up the Rio Grande from Fort Brown, the bat talion of the Twenty-fifth, Infantry has been ordered to Fort Reno. Oklahoma. This action Is In accordance with the direction of the President, and also Is recommended by General McCaskcy, commanding the Department of Texas. By direction of the President, also. Gen eral J. Franklin Bell, chief of staff, will make a thorough Investigation of the whole Brownsville affair and report to the President Fort Brown Is to be abandoned. The company of the Twenty-sixth Infantry which was sent there today will not stay very long. Its duty is to pack all the moveable Government property, which will bo shipped to other points, when the troops will be ordered away. The Investigation now under way will he continued by Major Blorkson, and the War Department authorities state that every effort will be made to find out the facts and fix the responsibility for the disturbance, and that any soldiers found guilty will be punished. CAUSED BY RACE PREJUDICE Army Officer's Report on Negro Raid at Brownsville. WASHINGTON, Aug. 21. General Ainsworth today made public a report received from Major Blocksom, of the Inspector-General Department, who Is Investigating the trouble between the citizen of Br-nsvllle, Tex., and the negro troops stationed at Fort Brown. The telegram says: "Causes of disturbances are raolal. People did not desire colored troops here, and showed they thought them Inferior socially by certain Blights and denial of privileges at public bars, etc. Soldiers resented this. There were sev eral Individual encounters between sol diers and citizens. "About midnight of 13th party of soldiers, probably 9 to 15, made raid through several squares of town, firing 75 to 150 shots, killed a Dartender and dangerously wounded Lieutenant of Police. They also fired into several houses, where women and children nar rowly escaped being shot. Raid lasted from 8 to 10 minutes. Claim made that citizens fired first, but I believe with out foundation. Although the act probably preconcerted, do not think commanding officer could have fore seen. "Citizens cannot identify Individual raiders and authorities have made no de mand for them. Investigation now going on has as yet discovered none. Com manding officer today invited a commit tee of three citizens to assist In conduct ing investigation. People are still In a state of great nervous tension and men nearly all carry arms openly at night. Women and children still frightened. Consider it necessary to remove colored troops, the sooner the better." The War Department today received a dispatch from General McCaskey, com manding the Department of Texas, stat ing that a company of the Twenty-sixth Infantry had left the maneuver camp near Austin. Tex., for Fort Brown, on a special train and probably would arrive there today. The battalion of the Twenty-fifth Infantry, negro troops, will march to Fort Rinoritold. which at present Is unoccupied, as soon as the company of the Twenty-sixth Infantry arrives. WILSON INSPECTS INCOGNITO Visits South Omaha Packeries and Finds Them Good. . OMAHA, Aug. 21. Secretary Wilson, of the Department of Agriculture, unattend ed arrived at a local hotel late last night, and, without registering or dis closing his Identity, early this morning drove alone In a closed carriage to the packing plants In South Omaha. After a short inspection of several of the plants the Secretary, again returned to this city, saying.: "I am going to South Omaha, but I don't want my Identity known. I have Inspected all the packing plants and found them In good condition. I will go from Omaha to Minneapolis." ' Want Pay and Title to Go With Work WASHINGTON, Aug. 21. Some better mthnH of ndvannemenfr Of Officers of the Philippine Scouts Is advocated by Brigadier-General James a. cucnanan, retired, former commander of the Depart ment of the Vlsayas, In his final report to the military secretary of the War De partment. Under the present law, lieu tenants cannot be promoted to the grade of captain- Many lieutenants of the Philippine Scouts are and have been for the last five years performing a captain's duty, others raised.organlzed and for three or four years kept their companies in ex cellent condition, only to have a first lieutenant of the line supercede them In command with a captain's rank and pay. Vollva Declines Dowle's Terms. CHICAGO. Aug. 21. John Alexander Dowie said last night that all negotiations between himself and Wilbur Glenn Vollva for settlement of the Zlon City tangle have been declared off. Dowle Issued a statement last night in which he says: "All attempts at negotiations have end ed In failure. I made a clean-cut propo sition, but Vollva and his adherents re fused to consldor it. Then I offered to consider a proposition from them, but it was twice stated that they had none to offer. Hence negotiations are closed and there Is nothing more at this time to say." Chinese Students Confer. AMHERST, Mass., Aug. 21. A confer ence of Chinese students of the eastern part of the United States began here last night with an address by Paul H. Linn, of Columbia University. The programme will run through the next four days. The object of the conference is to bring Into closer contact for purposes of study, discussion, recreation and the enjoyment of social advantages students from China who are In Eastern Institutions of learn ing. Various Chinese educators of promi nence will address the meetings, and the Chinese Minister, Sir Chen Tung Liang Cheng, will speak on Thursday. Pat Crowe Turns New Leaf. NEW TORK, Aug. 21. Pat Crowe, of Omaha, who was taken In charge last night by the police, but was later given his freedom, called at police headquarters this morning, In accordance with an ar rangement made last night. Crowe had a long talk with Sergeant Dunn. He told him he had given up his old life. He said he was engaged 1 nnewspaper work and meant to earn an honest living hence forth. He was told that he could remain in the city as long as he did as ho prom ised. Rumor of Greco-Bulgarian War. WASHINGTON. Aur. 21. A report cir culated here today that as a result of strained relations between Greece and Bulgaria, the Greek Minister at Sofia, the Bulgarian capital, haa been recalled. The report was discredited at the Greek Le gation here. Extra Dividend on Federal Mining. NEW TORK, Aug. 21. The Federal Min ing & Smelting Company today declared regular quarterly dividends of 1 on Its preferred stock and 1H on its common stock, and an extra dividend of 2V4 per cent on Its common stock. DENVER'S liTBERAJj GIFT. Enriches Franchise - Grabber Still More. DENVER, Col.. Aug., 2L (Special.) Without a word of debate or explana tion or the loss of a moment's time, the Board of Supervisors has surrendered the rights of the city In the Lacombe Elec tric Plant to the Denver Gas & Electrlo Company and, so far as the board could, entered into a contract with the Gas & Electric Company to furnish arc lights to the city for $60 per year for . the next 10 years. This step was taken in spite of the fact that the courts are now Investigat ing the recent election, when it Is claimed the people voted In favor of the light company franchise, with the probabilities that the result as declared by the Election Commission will be found to have been fraudulently arrived at and will be overturned. Under the terms of the franchise granted the Lacombe Electric Company in 1901. the city had the option to pur chase the plant any time by paying a fixed price, beginning at $225,000 at the time the contract was entered into. Each year the city was to receive a credit of $20.0(0. This now amounts to $125,000, and It Is this amount of money the Board of Pupervisors by Its action voted to the Denver Gas & Electrlo Company. The ordinance went to the Council to night and was referred, but is absolutely certain of passage by that body -and ap proval by the Mayor. Mrs. Kmma Wells, Judge of election In the Twelfth Ward, stated on the stand todiy In the franchise contest before Judge Llndcy, that she was approached by S. 8. Campbell, of the Denver Gas & Electric Company, before election and offered $25 If her precinct was carried for the gas franchise. She added that an additional offer was made to her of a position with the gas company for her niece if the precinct returned a favorable majority. Another wltnesn testified that 11 bal- ' lots were cast In Ward 12, Precinct 15, after the polls were closed. MAKE THE ISSUE CLEAR CUT Government Attorneys Taking Pains With Standard Oil Indictments. CHICAGO, Aug. 21. In preparing the indictments upon which the Stand ard Oil Company Is to be tried for ac cepting rebates, the Government at torneys are making an especial effort to have the Issue clear cut, and to that end a conference has been called for Wednesday. District . Attorney J. J. Sullivan, of Cleveland, has been sum moned, and In company with Assist ant Attorney-General Pagln, Special Prosecutor Morrison and his assistants will examine each Indictment carefully and endeavor to draw It so as to pre vent It being quashed on a technical ity. In order to give the attorneys all the time needed, both the Juries ad journed yesterday until Thursday morning, when It Is believed they will make their reports to Judge Bethea, of the United States Court. REBATER3 ALU APPEAL. Burlington, Thomas and Taggart Raise Technical Points. ST. LOUIS, Aug. 21 The Chicago, Bur lington & Quincy Railroad Company, con victed at Kansas City on the charge of giving rebates to packing companies, has taken an appeal to the United States Circuit Court of Appeals here. The Bur lington assigns, among other errors, that the court erroneously Instructed the Jury; that the shipments were destined for a foreign port, and did not Interfere with Interstate commerce laws. George L. Thomas, - who operate a transportation freight bureau in New York, and his clerk, L. B. Taggart. who were convicted on a charge of violation of the interstate commerce laws, also appeal from the Kansas City court's find ings, claiming that the Indictment did not charge the commission of an offense against the United States. To Prevent Cereal Consolidation. AKRON, O.. Aug. 21. An injunction suit ngainst Chicago and Cleveland di rectors of the American Cereal Com pany to restrain them from transfer ring the stock of the company to the Quaker Oats Company for the purpose of forming a consolidation of the cereal companies of the country has been filed here. The suit was filed by Carl R. Ganter, of New Tork. A temporary In junction haa been granted by Judge Parde. WILL BE BATTLE WITH REBELS Dominican Army Goes Out to Meet Revolutionists. CAPE HAYTIEN, Hayti, Aug. 21. Ad vices received here from Guayabln, Santo Domingo, say that General Guelllto, at the head of 900 revolutionists, nas iert Dajabon to Join the troops of General Navarro and make an attack upon Monte Crlstl. The government of Santo Do mingo has sent 1200 men from Moca against the revolutionists. It Is believed that a desperate civil war will follow. New Zealand Seeks American Trade. WELLINGTON, N. Z., Aug. 21. In the speech from the throne at the opening of Parliament today, the Governor of New Zealand, Baron Plunket, said the promo tion of trade with the United States and Canada would be one of the subjects to be considered during the present session. The members would also be asked to con sider proposals for a renewal of the sub sidies for the San Francisco and Vancou ver mall services. Assassins of Americans Caught. CAPE HAYTIEN, Aug. 21. The as sassins of Milbourn and Thurston, the two Americans employed as collectors In the Dominican "customs office, who were killed recently near Las Matas, have been arrested at Port au Prince, Hayti. Tholr extradition is demanded by the Dominican government. Destructive Storm In Tunis. TUNIS, Aug. 21. A violent tornado swept over this district today. It was accompanied by a terrific hall storm and lightning, which killed eight farmers and hundreds of head of cattlo. Landslides, resulting from the storm, have destroyed the railroad and have broken, down the telegraph lines. Alabama MlnersJ Strike Off. BIRMINGHAM, Ala., Aug. 21. At the headquarters of district No. 20, United Mineworkers of America, this afternoon, the statement was made officially that the local unions have voted to call off the strike of miners, which has been in progress at the mines of the four big fur nace companies in this state since July 25, 1904. The strike affected 6000 men and cost their organization over $1,000,000. Newsdealers In Session. CHICAGO, Aug. 21. The annual con vention of the National Association of Newfidealers, Booksellers and Stationers began here today, with delegates pres ent from all parts of the United States. Extra Dividend on Republic Iron. NEW YORK, Aug. 21. The Republic, Iron & Steel Company today declared the usual quarterly dividend of 1? and an ex tra dividend of 2 per cent on its preferred stock.