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The steel trust is an unlawful combi nation of millionaires organized to plunder the American people. The Dingley tariff binds their victim hand and foot while the confederated pirates pick his pockets. The president of the steel trust has more substantial power than belonged to the Emperors of Rome in their palmiest days, and this power is both economic and political. No King- of England ever wielded the au thority over the lives and fortunes of his subjects which belongs to Mr. : Corey. Few monarchs have ever reigned who could by their mere fiat ruin or exalt so many human beings. He can, toy his command, doom thou sands of people to starvation. He can, by the word of his power, build up cit ies In tho desert and reduce populous marts of Industry to desolation. His nod can paralyze the trade of a great Nation. The adjectives of adoration which trembling slaves apply to Ori ental monarchs would befit more seem ingly the exalted estate of Mr. Corey, who above the laws of both God and man and rules toy the sole virtus of his Inherent greatness. Still, isolated as he is on a pinnacle of power, Mr. Corey is not exempt from human weakness. Lake Nero and other absolute rulers, he seeme to have caught that malady of the mind called by the learned megalomania, or the delusion of omnipotence. Alexander the Great had It when, as Dryden says, he "assumed the God" and demanded worship from his soldiers in Babylon. In Mr. Corey' case the delusion is not so gross as in that of the Macedonian conqueror, for the president of the etee-1 trust has more men at his beck and call than the son of Philip ever had, and expends a greater revenue. Nevertheless, willing as we are in general to pay divine hon ors to men in Mr. Corey's position, we have not quite come to the pass where we admit that the mere fact of their doing a thing makes it right. The phil osopher Seneca, who represented the acme of Roman ethics, could still wor ship Nero after he had murdered his mother, but the American people re volts somewhat from its accustomed prostrations before the altar of Mr. Corey now that he has finally cast off the wife of his youth and doomed the partner of his early pioneering over the desert and the waste of life to an- old age of bereavement and a death of sor row. Though the divorce was granted upon her petition, it was the husband who ae eager for the freedom it bestowed. When the news of the decree went over the wires to New York, the gilded pi rate gathered his confederate band around him and watched with brutal orgies at the death of his young Ideals. Over the ashes of his early love he made himself drunken and celebrated the funeral of his manhood with ribald songs. Meanwhile In her lonesome chamber his forsaken wife wept herself sick in hopeless grief. She was guilty of growing old. She had committed the crime of loving her home and husband. "Care and sorrow and childbirth pain" have left their traces upon her, and iiuv. sins luuci pe pumsnea oecause sne is no longer young. There are no words of execration be fitting Mr. Corey's deed. It Is infamous beyond redemption, tooth in Itself and in its motive. What is the motive? 'Why, this sprightly youth of 42 Springs withes to embark upon a giddy career as a woman-killer. This Allhallowe'en Summer, this latter Spring, purposes henceforth to trip the light fantastic toe in the glittering halls of fashion unincumbered by the burden of a staid, home-loving wife, and there is no re pentant King. Mai at hand to bid him fall to his prayers and remind him how ill gray hairs .become a fool and jester. Prayers, forsooth! To whom or what should the president of the steel trust pray? Is there In earth or heaven a power above Beelzebub? It is a trite remark tha no human being can safelybe trusted with exces sive power. It is ruinous to himself and to those whom he controls. The enormous power over the lives and for tunes of their fellow-men which the president of the steel trust and our other economic magnates possess is di rectly contrary to' the genius of demo cratic institutions. It reverses the course of history and nullifies the vic tories which democracy has won through a thousand years of struggle. In the constitution of the United States careful provision was made against one particular " kind of arbitrary power. Kings were discarded, the hereditary principle was abolished In respect to political office, and every delegation of authority was balanced and limited. But the evil genius slain under one form revived under another more per nicious. The power of wealth, which exceeds that of any Kings who ever ruled, is hereditary. It lays claim to divine right exactly as did the Stuarts of England. It calls its authority sa cred precisely like Louis XV and James I. Our privileged orders assert a free hold, or vestjed interest, In their power over the lower classes, and maintain, just as did the feudal Lords and Kings, that there is no authority in the state to limit or 4mpair it. Divine right, gross, tyrannical, cruel and cynical as it ever was, stalks abroad in America and defies both the law and the moral sentiment of the Nation. "What moral distinction can be drawn between the conduct of Charles II, with his Infa mous court, and that of our trust mag nates? Equally they hold, themselves above the law which governs common men, and assert that their title deeds to their power hail directly from the Al mighty. The principle of divine right in the political world was once as strongly in trenched as it now 13 in the economic world. It had the revenues of king doms at its command and defended it self with armies recruited from the masses whom it maltreated and plun dered. Nevertheless It ' was attacked, defeated and annihilated. The warfare against divine right, or vested right, or irrevocable franchises. It Is all the same thing, Is just beginning in the economic world. The monster is intrenched be hind the law, the courts and the church; it imposes itself upon the imag ination of the multitude with its godless luxury, as did the old feudal system. But Its doom is written in the heavens. As in politics so in the realm of eco nomics, special privilege will one day be annihilated and the principal factor In its ruin will be Its own iniquity. THE KLAMATH COUNTRY. The popular and rapidly-growing sen timent embodied in the slogan "See America First" is worthy of the en couragement which it is receiving from the railroad companies and ' commer cial organizations promoting it. There Is another axiom built on similar lines that Is also worthy of recognition. "See Oregon First" might not be bad advice for the Oregonlans who wander over into Washington, Idaho, British Columbia and California, without first familiarizing themselves with their own commonwealth. The business men's excursions which have been inaugurat ed within the .past few years have done much to "broaden the view and increase the knowledge of Portland's citizens re garding their own state. The excursion which is to start this week for the Klamath country will be exceptionally interesting and valuable from an edu cational and commercial standpoint. That rich portion of Oregon which lies Just north of the California line is, to the majority of the Portland business men, an undiscovered country, although for years we have all had a vague idea that it possessed resources which were unsurpassed by those of any other por tion of the state. To those who have never visited this far-away land, where lie "billowy bays of grass ever roiling in shadow and sunshine," the trip will reveal something wonderful. It is not alone the 400-mile ride which will Im press the excursionists with the fact that Oregon is truly a land of magnifi cent distances, but the country itself, peculiarly adapted to development of Industries much less prominent in other parts of the state, presents an appear ance so different from th.at In evidence elsewhere that a visitor from Eastern Oregon or the Willamette Valley is prone to get the impression that he Is In a land far distant from the Oregon with, which he is familiar. The Klamath country has always seemed so far away and so Inaccessible that it is enveloped in an atmosphere of Interest such as is noticeable only when there Is something hidden from our view. Much of -that glamor of ro mance which generations before had hung over the possessions of New Spain lying farther to the south floated north ward and rested on the beautiful val leys, azure lakes and wonderful rivers of the Klamath country. In this land, where the "woodland met the flowery surf of the prairie." the vast herds of the modern cattle kings made the pres tige of the old Spanish grandees and hidalgos of the lower coast grow dim and, lusterless by comparison. By these lakes and rivers, teeming with fish and surrounded by an Inexhaustible supply of game, the "red Modoc" and other children of the forest Idled away their lives, enjoying the blessings of the Great Spirit and unvexed by the prob lems of civilization. The Spanish grandee and the hidalgo have gone forever from the Western world, the Indian of the old days Is In the happy hunting grounds and has left no fitting successor, and the cattle king is going. Perhaps much of the romance of the old days vanished with these departing actors In the drama of life, but if it did it has been supplanted by something that is more remunerative than romance. The "long white horns of the cattle" no longer gleam through the grass "like foam on the adverse currents of ocean," for the simple rea- son that the 'blooded shorthorn has taken the place of the picturesque ani mal of early "cattledom." The dugout and birchbark of the Indian have been supplanted by the gasoline launch and the steamboat. The industry and inge nuity of man have evened up the dis proportionate prodigality of Nature by draining the surplus water out of some localities where 4t is not needed and turning it oh others where it is needed. The Klamath country w;as a little slow in being discovered by capital, but is now "on the map" In every sense of the phrase. The development now under way and the latent resources of the country are of a character and scope that oannot fail to impress the Portland visitors, and if they return, as they undoubtedly will, with any practical suggestions by which the metropolis of the Pacific Northwest can secure a larger propor tion of the trade of that rich and in teresting region, the trip will have proven well worth while. AN APOSTLE OF CHEERFULNESS. President David Starr Jordan, of Stanford University, Is an apostle of cheerfulness. He is quite certain that San Francisco will not suffer another severe earthquake "for a generation or two." The crack in the rock crust of the earth, to which he says the late earthquake was due, opened for its whole length an old break, or "fault," on the 18th of last April, thus relieving a strain for 200 miles on land and at least as great a distance in the sea. While this cleft is fresh he assumes that the region that It traverses will be immune from earthquakes, except for slight tremors that he calls "wave lets of adjustment." Looking above the human elements in the disaster; above the camps of the refugees and the gaunt skeletons of great-steel buildings; above the embar rassments of trade and,' the wreck of homes. Dr. Jordan lightly says: An earthquake once In a generation is as nothing beside the thousand dally charms of sunshine, fruit and. flowers, of gentle yet bracing climate, of noble scenery, and life among a frank, free people with plenty of elbow room. Since no one dwells ' in more than fancied security, the philosophy of Dr. Jordan is to be commended. His cheer ful assessment of damages a generation or two hence is charming. It is op timism of this kind that is rebuilding San Francisco, and its eager blows of sledge and hammer, demolishing and rebuilding, awaken echoes that arouse the wonder and the admiration of the world. A MILITARY TRIUMPH. The elusive hired girl has met her match at last. Captain Howard, of Walla Walla, is the man who has achieved undying fame and won the en vying admiration of his fellow-countrymen by actually getting the b?tter of a cook. We suppose at least that Miss Beller was a cook. Had she been merely a maid of all work. Captain Howard would scarcely have demeaned himself to compass her defeat. Exer cising the ancient and hitherto undis puted prerogative of cooks, Miss Beller flitted from the kitchen of Captain Howard to that of Lieutenant Holcomb, leaving the Captain to bake his own pancakes for breakfast and wash up the dishes, to the great detriment of his military dignity, which is said to.be something stupendous. According to some accounts, he slopped dishwater all over the gold braid on a new uniform and spilled the yolk of an egg on his vest front. Whether this is so or not, something made the doughty Captain madder than the mere flitting of a cook, seems to account for, and he began to meditate upon revenge. Up. and down the parade ground at Walla Walla he stalked, terrifying the soldiers by his frown and casting many a dark glance at the kitchen. windows of Lieutenant 'Holcomb, behind which the evanescent Mi6S Beller was at that very time con fecting a custard pie. It was a pie to allure the soul of an epicure, golden of tint, with a crust of mellow flaki ness. None of your skimping, half filled pies did Miss Beller make. They fairly ran over with the sweet and golden contents. When the eye of the gloomy Captain fell upon this triumph of Miss Beller's art, a scheme of re venge suddenly flashed upon him. That pie should never he eaten. It should never be baked. The too acquisitive Lieutenant should never enjoy the lus cious fruit of his seductive wiles. He should learn that it was one thing to steal a cook and a very different one to partake of her custard pies. So the Captain hied him to his tent and forthwith Issued an edict banishing Miss Beller from the sacred precincts of the Walla Walla military post, and a file of soldiers seems to have been sent to enforce it. One tall and robust son of Mars was commanded to set his military boot down squarely in the middle of the pie, lest some confederate of the Lieutenant should bake it after all, and then, with the band playing and the commanding officer in full uni form leading the procession, Miss Beller was marched out of the post. Let no one henceforth assert that the United States regular Army is of no use. A military power which is able to get the better of a cook need fear nothing from the allied hosts of decrepit Europe. Captain Howard's victory is one of those which the poets of future ages will delight to sing, and his name be longs to the immortal few which were not born to die. FAR-FETCHED AND INJURIOUS DE CISION. ' Despite the general Impression that the antique navigation laws of this country are about the limit In the way of hampering our shippers, it would seem that there are etill depths of ob struction which have not been sounded. These ancient laws which cumber our statute-books, as has often been ex plained, prohibit American shippers from , owning foreign-built craft. This forces the American ship per who is desirous of meet ing the competition of the foreigner to charter foreign-built vessels. The greater part of the foreign trade of the United States Is handled by these char tered foreign carriers, and until recent ly no difficulty has been experienced in effecting favorable charters. Twelve years ago the Boston Fruit Company, of Boston, Mass., chartered the new British steamship Barnstable for three years. The owners' insurance carried with it a collision clause, amply pro tecting them. Less than a year after the Barnstable' was chartered by the American company she ran down and sank a vessel named the Fortuna. The Fortuna's owners sued the owners of the Barnstable, and they in turn suc ceeded in making the Americans a party to the suit. Damages" were'awarded, and then the question of the liability between the owners and the Boston Fruit Company was fought out. The District Court and the Circuit Court of Appeals both decided that the American charterer of a foreign ship was not responsible for the damages caused by the negligence of the master and crew of the vessel. The Supreme Court of the United States reverse! the decision, and the Bostonians were forced to pay the judgment. Having heard that ancient tradition about the superior brand of justice dispensed by the British courts, the Boston firm took the matter up in England in 1904. There, as in the United States, three trials were held, the House of Lords a few weeks ago ren dering the final decision, in which they held that the charterer of the vessel was responsible for damage caused, even though the charterer had no con trol over the master or crew of the ves sel. This decision is of much importance to Pacific Coast shippers, as practically all of the vessels running out of Port land, and nearly all of those from Pu get Sound, are chartered craft, and the extra insurance which the charterers must bear adds an additional burden to shipping. London Fairplay, the recognized or gan of the British shipowners, while withholding blame for the English courts because their decisions were based on well-established technical points, comments quite vigorously on the decision of the American court. The editor says that the charterers "are en titled to sympathy in connection with the findings of the Supreme Court of the United States. It seems to me that in treating them practically as the owners of the steamer which sunk the Fortuna. the court went very far." It is possible that the supply of obstruc tions which can be thrown in the way of an American citizen desirous of en gaging in foreign trade has been ex hausted, but there may be others. A law might be passed making it a crime punishable hy death for a man to at tempt to ship anything foreign in other than a subsidized American vessel. Does Mrs. Russell Sage feel the bur den of her great inheritance? Probably not. A woman at 74 can hardly toe ex pected to indulge in dreams of philan thropy, feel the weight of a grave re sponsibility or look forward with zest to the enjoyment and disbursement of a vast income. Mrs. Sage Is an unpre tentious woman not old, since people who take care of themselves do not get old in these days; but no longer young. All of her habits of life are fixed and her thoughts run along unruffled in accustomed channels. The lessons of life have been weld learned. Chief of these under her tutor was frugality. The mistress of millions is not likely, therefore, to break away into a. more extensive or expensive mode of life than that to which she has long been accustomed. She will probably see the world out of her Fifth-avenue windows, the mere possessor of enormous wealth, until the end comes, which, according to Nature, cannot be many years away. Wheat on the light lands in the Walla Walla country is running 18 to 25 bush els per acre, and on the "best lands from 40 to 45 bushels per acre, with some fields as high as 52 bushels per acre. These yields are in districts where seri ous damage to the crop was reported before harvest began. It is to be hoped that the damage elsewhere in the Pa cific Northwest is on the same compre hensive scale as that around Walla Walla. Grain bags are high and the price of wheat is lower than at this date last season, but, with the light lands turning oft 25 . bushels per aero and barley running as high as 60 bush els per acre, most of the big farmers of the Walla Walla country will continue to wear silk stockings and smoke im ported Havanas as they whizz around in their automobiles. Wise indeed was Solomon when he stated that there was nothing new un der the sun. For proof of this wisdom, see daily papers. The master of the ocean liner, cutting the corners to save time, wrecks his ship and hundreds perish. Same old story, nothing new. The dishonest Chicago bank officials loot the institution and flee to Canada. Victimized people kill themselves or try to mob somebody. Same old story, nothing new. New York architects meet and pass resolutions of regret over the killing of Stanford White, a lecherous man-about-town. Same old story, nothing new. Mr. Harriman's San Francisco employes promise Port land an improved steamship service. Same-old story, nothing new. But why continue? "It's the same thing over and over again." The Walla Walla servant girl who left a Captain's family to work for a Lieutenant's wife was plainly unfitted for a military life. She would upset the whole scheme of -Army post ethics, which are that a Captain's wife is a little better socially than a Lieuten ant's, a Major's than a Captain's, a Colonel's than a Major's, and so on; in other words, the older the ladies are the better, which Is as it should be. The War -Department might avoid fu ture trouble of a similar kind by ex cluding domestic servants altogether from military reservations. Even the proud distinction of having six toes on each foot failed to save the Hon. Leslie M. Shaw from defeat by the Iowa Republicans who do not wor ship at the shrine of the standpatters, and his iprestlge as a Presidential can didate Is gone forever. With tariff re vision sentiment gaining so rapidly. Governor Cummins is indeed a "cum min' " man. . , One million dollars was lost by the defunct Milwaukee avenue bank officers through bad "investments" of the de positors' money. If the investments had heen good, the profit would have gone to the investors, and not to the depositors. Great business, handling other people's money when you haven't got to tell anybody what you are doing with it. Twenty-two thousand poor depositors were swindled by two or three frenzied Chicago financiers, and there is no remedy but to put the bankers in jail, if they can toe caught. But a Jail sen tence will not give the victims their money back. An efficient law and hon est and thorough inspection would have kept their money for them, though. General Andre called General Neg rler a liar, and General -Negrier called General Andre a liar for calling him a liar. In the ensuing duel. General Neg rier didn't fire, and General Andre missed. Are we to infer that the doughty Generals are both 'better marksmen with their tongues than with their pistols? The narrow escape from a jailbreak of serious proportions at the County Jail, Monday, suggests unlimited pos sibilities for such affairs if the control of the prisoners Is taken away from the Sheriff and turned over to an indis criminate lot of waiters and cooks who might be sent in by the contractor for meals. - . . In the rush of business in Russia General Stoeseel seems to have been forgotten. He was the man who held Port Arthur against the Japanese until he could hold It no longer A solemn court-martial sentenced him to death. Has he been executed? Or has he sim ply dropped out in the bloody shuffle? The latest Iowa ddea seems to have been to retire Mr. Shaw as a candidate for the Presidency in order that Presi dent Roosevelt might he able to retain the services of a mighty good Secre tary of the Treasury. Now is about the time to scan the Eastern papers for the .picture of the winsome young man who has set out to convince Mrs. Sage that $100,000,000 is really too much for a lone widow to look after. We are not disposed to raise the use less question as to how much that dol lar Democratic campaign fund would have been worth if Mr. Bryan had had his way in the troublous days of 96. Among other heinous crimes of which the Mormons are found guilty by Senator Dubois, they usually vote the Republican ticket in Idaho. And they have female suffrage there, too. Some of the details of the Democratic State Convention at Coeur d'Alene City, Idttho, would indicate that the Russian Douma has no monopoly of strenuous politics. There are something like forty rea sons why the Russian strike failed. But a growing love and loyalty for the Czar were not among them. The gamblers are toeing driven out of Saratoga, N. Y and there is now no place for them to go, unless they go to work. JULY IN SAN FRANCISCO. How the City la Recovering From It Great Disaster. Progress Bulletin, July 31. Wonderful activity .has been shown Jn all lines in San Francisco during the month of July, and reconstruction work has been pushed with vigor. There was' a loss of 335,000 of the city's population during the first month after the fire, and it is estimated that more than 200,000 have returned, while 50,000 are waiting in nearby cities for accommodations in order that they may return. The present population is estl mated at S65.0JO. Transcontinental railroads report eastbound travel as normal, while west bound travel is far above normal. The number of people receiving re lief in the city has been reduced from 223,030 during the first week, to less loan 17.000. Hotel accommodations are now sat isfactory, and are fast being placed in condition to care for all who may come. Dealers in all lines note a demand for high-class articles. Those who stocked with cheap goods, especially in the line of clothing, have been dis appointed and are hurrying orders for better goods. Seven theaters are playing to good houses every evening. Others are in course of erection. Labor supply shows but little im provement. There is great demand for ordinary laborers and In all depart ments of tne building trades. In the state conditions indicate one of tho most prosperous' years in the history of California. Banks report good business. Crops are exceptionally good, especially grain. Labor is in de mand at good wages for harvesting grain and fruit. Reports from mining districts indi cate a greater output of mineral wealth than for several years past. The following summary shows condi tions in San Francisco: July building permits issued, 470. Value $3,514,000. Real estate transfers, 610. Building contracts recorded, 132. Value $1,282,506. Bank clearings, $160,631,793.87. In crease over July of 1905, 8i per cent. Tonnage of the port of San Francis co, 63 4S9. Class A buildings being rehabilitat ed, 35. Class A buildings occupied, 18. Permanent buildings under construc tion, 66. Temporary buildings under con struction, estimated, 4500. Firms doing business In burned dis trict, estimated. 6J0O. . Number of men. doing construction work, estimated, 25,000. Average number of cars of debris removed daily, 100. IX THE OREGON COUNTRY. With the Old Folks. Walla Walla Argus. Mrs. Martha Gwinn, aged 78 years, ap peared at the Walla Walla Land Office yesterday to make final proof on her homestead near Touchet. John Bowman, who is the mechanic for the Sparks Bros.' combine, was in the city yesterday forenoon for repairs for the harvester. Mr. Bowman will cele brate the 70th anniversary of his birth Sunday, and is yet able to take his place In the harvest fields, along with the younger bloods. Helix Herald. Mrs. Elizabeth AVyrick, one of the pio neers of Umatilla' County, visited with her grandson, Frank Myers, a couple of days the first of the week. While she has reached the ripe age of S3, she is in full possession of her faculties, keeps house for herself, and sees to It that she is not a burden to any one. She is as jolly and full of fun as many women 30 years younger.. "I'm Captain Jinks." Walla Walla Statesman. It looks as if the servant-girl problem has been solved at Fort Walla Walla But such solution cannot be expected with us poor civilians, who are not pro moted from dinky officers to high com mand. Hymns Are Sung for "Uncle Joe." Rushville. Ind., dispatch to New York Sun. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the House, was the guest of James E. Wat son, his "whip" last night. Upon his arrival at 6 o'clock "Uncle Joe" sug gested his fondness for the old-time religious hymns, and a song service was arranged Immediately. Church choirs were depleted by the committee on entertainment and the best talent in the city hurried to the home of Hon. J. K. Gowdy to sing for the statesman. The musicians entered into the spirit of the occasion and sang as they never had before. "Rock of Ages," the Speak er's favorite, was the climax of the evening's devotion. The music began Immediately after dinner, which was served at the Gowdy home. Flip of the Coin Settle Offices. Marion, Ind., Dispatch. Being unable to decide between two as pirants. Mayor K. W. Swezey appointed both Dr. O. W. McQuown and Dr. K. O. Harrold to the office of city health officer, each to serve pne-half of the term. The doctors tossed a coin to de termine who would serve the first half. Dr. McQuown won. He took up the du ties at once, and will serve one and one half years, when Dr. Harrold will finish the term. Maybe Peaee Prlae for Roosevelt. New Tork Tribune. Rumor from Washington, D. C, says that the Nobel peace prize this year is to be awarded to President Roosevelt, on the recommendation of a number of universities. If any further recommen dation is needed, it can be supplied without the slightest difficulty either In America, Europe or Asia. American Editor for Londoners. St. Louis Globe Democrat. S. J. Pyron, who was formerly con nected with the newspapers of New York, and who has been prominently Identified with several . English news papers, has been appointed managing editor of the London Tribune. Sent From the Hntrhet Department Kansas City Star. Finally it occurred to the Czar that the Douma was overduema. Only a Poor Millionaire. St. Louts Globe-Democrat. The millionaire sat In his chair. And madly tore his store-bought hair. And moaned In bitter pain. Ah, woe was his! Tou know It Is An awful thins;, this Croesus biz And sans; this sad refrain: "I am only a poor millionaire; No friends have I; The people all hate me, the papers berate me. I wonder. why? I have but a million they say ifs a billion. And that all my wealth Is a taint; That I am inhuman and don't know what's due men, I know I am not and it ain't! 'If I don't own an auto car. They say I am short: I trot out a "wagon," they say I'm a dragon And run over people for sport. . If my money In bank I keep I'm a "crank," A miser, a gold hoarding boor. But If I Invest It, they say, or suggest It, . That I am oppressing the poor. "If I attempt to give away My wealth I'm Pluto's minion. My gift they describe as attempting to bribe Through public opinion. My wealth's a disgrace, and I have no place On earth; and I can't get in heaven. For It's no use to try tarough the needle, Its eye. The came) cannot be driven. MRS. SAGE'S VIEWS ON" MONEY. She Is of the Opinion That Women Are Not Born Financiers. New York World. These are some extracts from the writ ten or spoken opinions of Mrs. Sage. They all point to the same ideal of the home, the wife, the mother, reverence for God and man. which have made the wife of the financier beloved by all who came In contact with her: "A woman," she writes, "has much more trouble with money than a man does. Women are not born financiers. and they don't know how to handle for tunes as men do. Besides, when a wom an is known to be charitably inclined impostors fairly besiege her.1' "The proud and lazy certainly don t deserve help." "I approve of founding homes one for transients who have no money to pay for accommodations at hotels and one for permanent residents." "The higher education of women docs not mean clothes and frivolity. It means the advancement of the sex, the ad vancement of man a step forward for the whole race. It means a better ob servance of the American Sabbath, a higher plane for the American home." "The danger of International marriages the wedding of our young American girls to titled foreigners lies not in the possibility of the loveless alliance dic tated by ambition nor in the diverting of American wealth, but in the belittling of American traditions." "Society needs more sleep. Society peo ple are burning out their lives in the ef fort to keep up with one another, and the effect on the next generation will be deplorable." "Love in a cottages Is quite romantic, but human nature is alike the world over and will not be denied. Some women will always be envious of their more for tunate sisters. A men should be pretty well fixed financially before he is married if he would live happily in New York." "Thi-s display of luxury on the part of the rich before the eyes of the poor is a sin and should be punishable by social law." "A wife should have an allowance not a carte blanche order on her grocer or milliner for what the household needs but a regular cash allowance or salary. Several women in this city whose hus bands are worth millions are driven to borrow money from tradespeople and have it put on their bills." "There would be little in the servant problem if our families were more do mestic and if the mistress of the home took more interest in every-day af fairs." "Character is a perfectly educated will. Women have leaped barriers, overcome obstacles, achieved splendid victories, but self-mastery is still to be learned. 'He that ruleth his spirit is greater than he that taketh a city' may be said of women as well as of men. That this ruling of the spirit does not prevail everywhere is evidenced in the frequent and bitter ani mosities and recriminations in women's societies and clubs." "I am fearful that the future of the Nation will be ruined by the degeneracy of its women. It may sound strange to say this in the 20th century, with all the boasted advantages of higher education but the very fight for equality seems to be accomplishing this. Equality in the higher sense does not seem to be possi ble. The woman is dragged down once she begins to take on man's ways. "I think that men appreciate an edu cated woman. Husbands of Buch women certainly do. Education does not detract from a woman s fascination. "Women start a club with an object In view, an ambition to attain, Men have nothing In view beyond material com forts. Men's clubs certainly do not make for good citizenship. If woman had the suffrage she would appreciate -it more than to sneak, off to a country club on election day. .The men's club, besides, is the hotbed of gossip. Half the divorce scandals are made public through the clubs, and much misery made permanent that otherwise might be a passing domes tic cloud." "Cabby" Alfred . Vanderbllt. New York Herald. "Cabby" Alfred G. Vanderbllt and wife returned to Newport from Atlantic City, where he drove the public coach Venture and at the horse show came out No. 1 in the list of winners among the many exhibitors. Mr. Vanderbllt drove to the Casino with his chum. Willing Spencer, arid his close friend, Munson Morris. No sooner had Mr. Vanderbilt reached the entrance than congratulations began. The cottagers were proud of his winnings at the horse show. "Do you like being a cabby ?" was asked. Mr. Vanderbilt smiled for the hundredth time and replied: "It's great sport. Sure, I intend to con tinue. My badge number was not 23. It will be kept with my other coaching tro phies." The Alfred Vanderbilts have gone to Long Branch for the horse show there. Edison's 2.0O-Mlle Auto Trip. Baltimore News. Thomas A. Edison is planning a 2500 mile automobile trip this month. He will be accompanied by his wife, his daughter and his son and a few friends. Three automobiles will be used. The trip wiil take in Buffalo, Toronto, Upper New York, Maine, and other points in New England and Canada, where Mr. Kdisorf will continue his researches into the co balt deposits. A Lesson In Empire Building. Toronto Mail and Empire. Canadians resident In England have pre sented a superb silver centerpiece to t'J-. new British battleship Dominion. On the base is inscribed, "One life, one flag, one fleet, one throne." As the Brook Runs. Everybody's. As a stilt brook within the woodland's green Sings softly to Itself the livelong day, Vnconsclous of its gentle roundelay. Its open purity and silver sheen Knowing not how In all that wild demesne Its music is a strain the angels play And lts fair face a Jewel amid the gray, Beshadowed places that it flows between. So your dear love, a simple forest stream Bearing the wealth of all that life can hold. Nor ever dreaming of the worth that lies Deep in your heart why, you have made It seem That every empty hour is wrought of gold And this tear-sodden world, a Paradine! SUCCESS! . I, WHERE YOU MUST LIVE IN A FLAT Only 2.1 Private DwellluKa Started la Manhattan in Six Mouths. New York World. Manhattan is losing its private dwell ing homes ut a rapid rale. . Builders have started only 25 dwell ings in Manhattan during the first half of the year. In the meantime the destruction of old dwellings to make way for business expansion or for large flats has exceeded 500 houses. The total estimated cost of building the 25 new dwellings is figured by the architects at $1,335,000. This is an average '-f $53,400 for each house. Tha most costly dwelling was planned for Robert S. Brewster on the southeast corner of Park avenue and Seventieth street, 35x76.2. It will cost $150,000. The cneapest dwellings comprised a row ot three three-story houses on the north west corner of One Hundred and Sixty- ninth street and Haven avenue fur Adolph Wurzburger. They will cost $10,J0u each; they are so far north. nowever. tnat-they really ought not to be counted among the Manhattan pro jects. In comparison with the small num ber of new private dwellings, the flat houses projected by Manhattan build ers during the first half of the year number 664. This shows that families who must make homes In Manhattan are being crowded steadily into nar row flatliouse districts. In further comparison, the first half of the year lias seen S00 private dwell ings started in The Bronx, 2303 in Brooklyn, 1800 in Queens. In all the suburbs, Including New Jersey and Westchester, there are 7300 one-family and two-family dwellings tinder con struction as a result of the half year's activity. The suburban dwellings average $3000 each in constructional -cost. The favorite sites for such houses are in the far suburbs. Builders are improv ing with small houses the cheap out lying lands, which are soon to be drawn within quick transit lines of Manhattan business centers. The land nearer Manhattan, even in the sub urbs, has udvanccd to such high prices that it is becoming available only for flat house improvement. Near the 211 mile circle of the new rapid transit zone are found the most busy scenes of small house building. "See All the Americana You Can. London Cable Dispatch in New York Times. , It lacked but ten minutes of the time set for Bryan's departure from his hotel to take the train for Holland, and he was working tremendously hard and fast at the final preparations for the journey.' The room was littered with trunks, satch els, shawls, umbrellas, hat boxes and an overflow of stuff, for which Mrs. Bryan and a friend of her husband's were striv ing to find accommodations In a weeny little steamer trunk. Bryan himself, in his shirtsleeves, the perspiration pouring off .him, was writing an important letter, presumably about American politics. Suddenly the door was thrown open, and two elegantly dressed women entered, one young and pretty, the other of middle age and very handsome. "We came to see the next President of the United States," one of the two wom en said. Bryan turned about and saw the wom en. Quickly rising, he advanced toward them, smilingly apologizing for his ap pearance. "Did you hear what we said?" the wom an asked. "Yes." replied Bryan. Then, speaking with charming good nature, he added: "If that's what you want, ladies, let me advise you to see. all the Americans you can, because the more you see tha greater will be the liklihood of your meeting the right person." The women immediately retired. New l.lfe for an Old "Spook House." (Mkldletown. N. Y., Dispatch in Wash ington. D. C, Post. The famous "spook house," on Benton avenue, this city, occupied by Luther R. Marsh, the noted lawyer and one-time partner ot Daniel Webster in his declin ing years, has been sold to Dr. B. B. Klnne, of Philadelphia, ' who will turn the mansion Into a sanitarium. Some weeks ago an effort was mad to sell the property at public sale, but no bidders appeared, though the prop erty is a most desirable one. Supersti tious people claimed the house was haunted. The property belonged to the estate of Clarissa J. Huyler, the alleged medium, who, it Is said, for years duped the ven erable Luther R. Marsh- It was here that Mrs. Huyler dictated the greater part of one of Marsh's well-known books, "Tho Voice From the Patriarchs." Mrs. Huyler called to earth the spirits of the many Biblical characters, anil Marsh communed with them, putting their words in his book. It is understood that the house was sold at a sacrifice. Captured TroIIey-Cai to Cateh Train. Chicago Dispatch. Passengers on a southbound Halsted street car were badly frightened when a woman pushed the motorman from the! front platform and ran the car at hlgft speed for nearly a mile. No stops werd made for passengers to get on or off, and the car collided with coal wagons and other vehicles along the route. Sev eral women In thecar. thinking an Insane person was at the lever, became hyster ical and had to be held by the male pas sengers to prevent them from leaping to the street. The woman who caused the terror and excitement was Mrs. S. H. Chidester. of Evergreen Park.' 14 miles southwest of Chicago. She wanted to catch a train at the Halsted and Forty-ninth-street station, and for that reason took possession of the car. The conductor,- assisted by several men passengers, overpowered her after she had run the car six blocks and took her to a police station. Sho convinced the police that she was not insune and was released. Donation for Auto Speeding VlftO. Boston Herald. Ambassador RelJ, who recently plead ed Ambassadorial privilege when his chauffeur was arrested at Barnet, Eng land, for violating the speed law, which caused the police to withdraw the sum mons, has donated $150 to the Barnet Hos pital. Passionate Cry of Prohib Town. Topeka Uapltal. The thing Topeka needs worse than anything else is a bartender who can, make a good gin rickey. Isr -From the New York World. hi 1 fJ