6 THE MORNING OKEGONIAN, MONDAY, JULY 30, 1906. intered at the i'ostofflce at Portland, Or, as Second-Class Matter. BUBS t KIPTION BATES. INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. CJ By Mall or Express.) DAILY. SUNDAY INCLUDED. Twelve month -"'?SS tlx months. Three months. One month Delivered by carrier, per year........ S.TO Delivered by carrier, per month.. .. .7 Less time, per week .- Sunday, one year. .... . Sou Weekly, one year (leaned Thursday) .. . 1-60 Sunday and Weekly, bne year 3-OU HOW TO lUtiUlT Send poatofflce money order, expresa order or personal check on your local bank. Stamps, coin or currency are at the sender's rUk. x KASTIRN BCilLNESS OFFICE. The- 0. C. Mr-ekwith Special Agency New York, rooms 43-50, Tribune building. Chi cago, room DlQ-alX Tribune building. KiaT ON BALK. Chicago Auditorium Annex, Postofflce News Co., 178 Dearborn street. St. Paui. Minn. N. St. Marie, Commercial BtDenver Hamlltom Kendrick, 0-913 Seventeenth street; Pratt Book Store. 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By frequent repetition and persistent agitation the advantages of dairying as an industry will be impressed upon the people of Oregon until this state will supply its due proportion of the dairy products of the country. Many persons doubtless think that enough has been said upon the subject to convince all reading people that Oregon is the best -place in the United States In which to conduct dairying, and that the preser vation of the fertility of the soil of Ore gon farms requires the extension of animal husbandry. But not all those who read give more than a passing thought to the subject, and many who do think and arrive at correct conclu sions are slow to act. Nearly seven years ago the subject of dairying became prominent In agricul tural, meetings, and since that time it has been discussed at every gathering of farmers in this state. The subject is not yet exhausted, nor will it be so long as Oregon imports a pound of butter or has a market waiting for that which It may produce. The arguments in favor of dairying are so plain that they may be easily understood. From a commercial stand point the state as a whole is Interested because this is an industry which prom ises to become a leader as a producer of wealth. Every farmer should be in terested because, as a general rule, dairying holds out the only practical solution of the problem of preserving soil fertility at the same time that it affords the owner of the land an in come. As has been many times shown, and as every farmer knows by experi ence, constant cropping and shipping away of all the crop rapidly depletes the soil. Harvesting a crop of grain or hay from' a field, year after year, and returning nothing to the soil show their effect in a few years in email yields and consequently unprofitable farming. The dairyman who feeds his crops to cows on the farm and then feeds his ekim milk to hogs has raised his prod uct to as high a valuo, as practicable and has made the best use of waste materials. The farmer who sells hay realizes only the profit from that arti cle, while the purchaser who feeds It to a cow gats the profit from the tranBfor mation of the feed into milk. The farmer who Taises tho hay and feeds it also gets the double profit. Whether dairying is In fact profitable admits of no dispute, for any traveler will observe thrift In every community In which dairying is the leading Indus try. That there are men who have made a failure of dairying, and others who will make failures in the future. Is beyond question, for there is no enter prise in which all men will succeed, There are men who cannot, or do not, make their cows pay for their feed. There are cows so poorly adapted to dairying that they cannot be made to ' pay for their feed. But as a general rule the dairy farmer and the dairy community are more prosperous year after year than those engaged In other agricultural pursuits. That dairying has not been more gen eral In Oregon Is due to many causes, chief among which is that keeeplng cows has been, with most farmers, a aide issue to -which the last and lea9t attention was paid. Cows that would give little milk under favorable condi tions have been turned upon such pas. tures as the waste portions of the farms afford, and when the results made a poor showing the conclusion was reached that "dairying does not pay." And that kind of dairying never will pay. But there are many farmers who have abandoned that method and have made dairying a business a study. They select their cows accord lng to their producing power as shown by exact tests. Instead of depending upon pastures that dry up In Summer, they have green feeds to keep up the flow of milk when pasturage fails. The cows get-a plentiful supply of food in a well-balanced ration and at regular times. They are sheltered from sun and storm, kindly treated, regularly milked, and the milk properly handled, That kind of dairying will always pay. Dairying has also been conducted nn der difficulties In Oregon because of the trouble in securing satisfactory help on a dairy farm. Men do not like to milk cows, and will work in lumber camps, In mills, at other farm work, in prefer ence. This unwillingness of men to take employment that Includes the milking of cows is due in part to the early and late hours most dairymen work and to the unpleasant character of the employment. As the dairy In dustry develops and work on a dairy farm becomes more general the milking of cows will be looked upon with less disfavor and dairymen will find It easier to get help. Again, dairying has been avoided by many farmers because it is more exact lng upon the farmer's time than other branches of. agriculture. It is a com. mon remark that the dairyman must be at homo regularly twice every, dfey, and can never get away for a day. It is probably true that dairying restricts a farmer's liberty more than grainraislng or hopgrowing, or fruitgrowing, but it may be laid down as a. general rule that the man who makes a success of any enterprise will find himself tied pretty close to the treadmill. The man who can and -does leave his work when he feels like It will, sooner or later, leave It for all time. When labor conditions have eo changed that reliable men can be hired to milk cows, the work of a dairyman will be little more confining than other pursuits. Because of the interest Oregon has In this Industry as a means of renewing the youth of old and worn-out farms, it Is gratifying to have a man come here from Iowa, the leading butter-producing state in the Union, and tell us, as Professor McKay did at Salem last Saturday, that butter can be produced here cheaper than In his own state, and that this Is an ideal dairying country. We have thought iso ourselves for years. We have been told so by visit ors who have come here before. But we like to know that our advantages are understood and appreciated abroad and we like the encouragement that as surance from strangers gives us. LAST OF THE BOSSES. Senator Piatt, of New York, cele brated two weeks since his 73d birth day, and a coterie of his oid-time polit ical and personal friends came and dined with him and made the occasion happy and memorable one. They filled up the failing and decrepit old man with the notion that he was in the heydey of his power, and he there upon announced his purpose to reorgan ize the battered Republican New York machine on the basis of "harmony." ex-Governor Odell, who hepled to wrest the scepter from Piatt, only to lose it himself, emerged from the Hlggins eclipse long enough to announce his complete agreement with Piatt's great purpose; and a few others of the old guard tried and true memners of the gang who had lost all their influence and had no hope otherwise of getting it back lined up with Senator Piatt's Falstaffian army. But that was all. A week later -the Senator waited again for his friends to come, but they came not "I chewed the bitter cud of re flection, and I chewed it alone," he said afterwards. And he chewed it too late. Piatt is a broken and discredited boas, and he doesn't know it. His sun has set, as It has on every other polit ical boss in the United States. Odell, Durham, Cox and Penrose have suf fered from the revolt of the people against their corrupt and intolerable rule, and Murphy, who still heads Tam many, and Ruef, who is or was the real voice in the San Frejncisco municipal administration, hold themselves in place with difficulty. In Oregon iwe have no longer a boss none who dares show his head, confess his plane, or openly attempt to direct his lieutenants. Shall we have one again? Perhaps. But he will have to know more and prey less than some of his predecessors. and ha will have to have the confidence of his party as a whole, and represent no faction In it. He must be the ideal boss. Is there such a being? THE GRAND THINK PACIFIC. The Canadian government has under consideration one of the most Btupen dous railway enterprises ever projected under the British flag. It involves the construction of a new transcontinental railroad across Canada with no less than twenty-three branch lines pene trating every locality in Northern Can ada where there is a possibility of de veloping traffic. The new line, as pro jected Is to cross Western Canada far to the north of either the Canadian Pa cific or the Grand Trunk Pacific, which is now under actual construction. To aid in carrying out the big enterprise the government is expected to grant s bonus of $150,000,000. This liberal sub sidy is necessary not alone on account of the immensity of the undertaking, but for the reason that it will be many years after the road is built before it will be on a paying basis. The remark able success of the Canadian Pacific in settling up the great plains of Western Canada with an energetic, progressive people, such as have been swarming Into Alberta and other provinces, mak ing them in prospect the chief wheat granary of the -world, has undoubt edly been one of the principal fac tors in bringing Into existence the proposed elaborate plan of the Grand Trunk. We are prone to regard the British and Oaandlans as somewhat slow In their industrial movements, but Great Britain's policy in Canada from the days of the trapper and fur trader has certainly been one of progression. When the Hudson's Bay Company in vaded that virgin field, more than i century ago, establishing an occasional oasis of seml-clvilization, the "factors' immediately began widening the field of operations. Long before the Indian and the buffalo had vanished from the American plains these enterprising fur dealers had established camps and trading stations almost as far north as the Arctio Circle. Neither the timber, the agricultural possibilities, or even the minerals of the country, attracted much attention from these pioneers. but in the pursuit of fur-bearing ani mals they operated in practically every part of that vast empire. Their work was thorough and the civilizers who are now following their century-old trails are in a measure re taining their system of development. The fur trader sought to open up all regions in the country for the business of bartering for furs. The railroad men seek to open up all parts of the great region for the more thorough ex ploitation and development of the farmer, tlmberman, stockman and miner, and there are wonderful possi bilities for development on all of these lines. There is some opposition In Can ada to the granting of such a huge sub sidy, as it is quite apparent that it may be a number of years after construction before the entire mileage projected can be placed on a paying basis. It is in the confidence shown by the people fa vorable to the project that a spirit of progress is exhibited which is lacking on this side of the Canadian line. The projected lines will all prove dividend payers wherrthey have been completed for a sufficient length of time to admit of the set-tiers along their respective routes becoming traffic-producers. There are numerous neglected regions in the Pacific Northwest where a fine traffic will spring into existence as soon as railroad facilities are provided, Similar conditions exist all through Canada, and the enterprising Grand Trunk Pacific, -with the aid of the gov ernment, seems willing to anticipate the future by providing means for has tenlng the development. As soon as the Pacific terminus of the road is defi nitely settled on, there will spring into existence another big seaport, for At is not alone the proposed development of the internal resources of Canada that Is Inducing the government to favor such a big transportation project. There is the additional advantage to Great Britain of having more than one short route to the Far East. The Grand Trunk Pacific, with its branch to Hudson's Bay and a seaport at Prance Rupert, can, for a portion of the yea at least, land troops from England in Japan or China days ahead of any other route now in existence. For a coun- try with a territorial thirst ouch as has always affected Great Britain, this alone Is an advantage which will be worth the amount of the subsidy. ' SPELLING BARBARISMS. There are many things the matter with the English language, and any sane plan of improvement ought to be, and will be, acceptable to critics, schol ars, students and the laity. But the spelling reformers will have to go at it gently if they are not to bury them selves under the accumulated mass of renovated monstrosities which they are trying to persuade the world ought to take the place of the good old-fashioned words our fathers used to spell, when they spelled them correctly. Look at the word "thoroughly." It has been altered at one fell stroke Into "thor oly." According to all .phonetic rules. should no doubt be "thoroly," for thoroly undoubtedly spells thor oughly. But eo does unek spell unique, fateg fatigue, tesis phthisis, and fyzek physique. There is no sound reason why the advanced spellers ehouM not attack the whole lexicon of familiar and Inoffensive freaks in Eng lish orthography, if violence is thus to be done to a wholesome and good-looking word like thoroughly. There IB nothing to be said against thoroly ex cept that it looks wrong, all wrong. It is impossible to get by it without stop ping to wonder what it is, what is means, why it was done, and what penalty may e inflicted on the vandals who did it. . They have done the came lawless thing with the word "through out, which has become "thruout." When one encouniers a barbarism like that, he marvels at the patience of Providence; or he would marvel at it if he did not know that language is, after all, a mere imperfect human institu tion, and Providence cares nothing about it. -Which is unfortunate. Spelling . reform . may be accom plished by gradual processes and not by the arbitrary dictum of a coterie of orthographic mechanics who have neither literary feeling, taste nor sense. The way to change the language Is to do it without letting anybody know it MR. WITTE AND THE DOTJMA. Mr. Witte, Russia's star performer. does not appear ever to have had much faith in the National Douma. In fact, if we are to credit a press dispatch from Aix-les-Bains, he declined to be lieve that any foreign politicians and statesmen entertain opinions on the subject different from his own Infallible views. Of course his language was more diplomatic, but nevertheless that i just wnai -ne meant ,w convey, though he , admitted some "very, few regrettable exceptions. Incidentally, the "hero of Portsmouth" declared that 'there was no nation, however liberal its administrative system, whose chief and government would have endured the attitude of the Parliament. The government was compelled to choose between revolution organized under cover of legality and dissolution of the house." It is, however, high time for Mr. Witte, the celebrated financier and statesman of the "liberal" wing of the Russian bureaucracy, to understand that the world will no longer be de ceived by any of the diplomatic sub terfuges he or any of his compatriots may have to offer in justification of their high-handed acts against the out raged people of the Russian Empire. Nay, not even the Te Deimu celebrated by -the ecclesiastical combine, in obedi ence to the encyclical of the Most Holy Synod, over the dissolution of the first Russian Parliament, will in any way deceive the world as to the actual state of things In Holy Russia. One thing, therefore, is quite certain Russia's first Parliament made it suffi ciently clear that the people of that land were united in their demand for (1) Justice to political prisoners; (2) abo lition of mock trials and executions of political offenders; (3) reorganization of every department of the government, including tne famine relief -bureau, on basis of honesty and decency; (4) im mediate relief from the bureaucratic schemes of encouraging and instigating atrocities and massacres on religious lines, as well as against the intellect uals; and (5) legislative reforms which would enable the tillers of the soil to acquire a reasonable number of acres of the vast public domain. These were practically the items for which the people of Russia through their repre sentatives in Parliament contended and there was scarcely a speech made in that body but was directly or indi rectly in support of these first princi ples of human freedom. These items are as reasonable to the whole civilized world as they are intelligible to the people of Russia, who are doubtless ready to die in the struggle to obtain them. Hence neither Mr. Witte, whose health so strangely breaks down when. ever the Russian finances give out, nor the pious thieves constituting Russia's ecclesiastical machine, are cunning enough to deceive the world any longer. On the contrary, the sympathy of the whole civilized world is most sincerely with the struggling people of Russia, and if, in the eyes of the hierarchy and monarchy, the aims of those -brave men and women are revolutionary "under cover of legality," so much the worse for them. Indeed, all indications point to the fact that there will be no step backward on the part of the outraged and downtrodden in the empire of the Czar, and not even that most august arbiter of the destinies' of nations, the Emperor of Germany, can save the day for the cabal of civil, military and ec clesiastical despots who have been de vouring the multitude and mortgaging their resources for many generations to come. In another column The Oregon ian presents its annual statistics showing the amount and distribution of the 1905 wheat crop of the Pacific Northwest. The crop, as shown by these figures, broke all records by more than 5.000.000 bushels, and for the first time exceeded 50,000,000 bushels. The figures, unex plained, wouid indicate that Portland had failed to secure her proper quota of this increase, but, as predicted In The Oregonian's estimate last Fall, the -big crops of the season were in Northern Pacific and Great North srn territory, while in O. R. & N. territory light yields were much in evidence, especially the river counties. This city made healthy gain in the Oriental flour trade, and also shipped over 5,000,000 bushels of wheat to California. The showing, on the whole, is a most satisfactory one. So long as this city can ship 15,, 000,000 bushels of wheat as an incidental to the greatest lumber exporting busi ness conducted anywhere on earth. there is no cause! for complaint. This year the Puget Sound territory may. ex perience a short crop, which would again place the northern ports at the foot of the column. Some great man up in Idaho a Judge argues that it is unconstitutional for the Republican State Convention to nominate a candidate for United States Senator, because "the Senator must be elected by the Legislature." What is the difference between nam ing a candidate for whom a party through its representatives shall vote in the Legislature, and naming a can didate for Governor and other state offices for whom the party shall vote at the polls? Of course the Senator must be elected by the Legislature. So must a President of the United States be elected by the electoral college; yet no one has ever seriously suggested that a national convention was not en tirely within Its constitutional rights when it named the party candidate. The State Legislature is under no obli gation to elect the candidate of any convent Ign, nor Is the electoral college; yet the college has always done so, af ter the issue was fairly submitted to and determined by the people at the polls. So it is likely to be in Idaho with the Senator. If the question is not fairly determined -by the people, the Legislature can still take the re sponsibility of electing whomsoever it will. It can do so, in any event. And pfpbaby it will. The Iowa idea appears to be in for stormy week. The stand-patters threaten to holt if the revisionists win, and the revisionists will bolt if the stand-patters win. Where is Father Allison, the great peacemaker and oil- pourer, that the waters of Iowa should forever be troubled by a little thing like the tariff? There is always safety in following a conservative and diplo matic statesman like Allison. "I ob serve that those animals have Just been sheared," said a friend to Senator Allison, as a band of sheep was being driven by. . "Well, they certainly have been sheared on one side," said the prudent Senator. Allison is the man for this emergency. The Republicans who like their tariff sheep sheared can have them sheared; and those who want to stand pat and let them, alone should be permitted to have them all wool and a yard wide. . In the campaign against superfluous red tape in the departments at Wash ington they are going to get rid of a lot of old models which the Patent Of fice has kept on cold storage at an ex pense of $20,000 for rent. These models will be gone over,and those that have historical value will be placed in the Smithsonian Institution, while the re mainder will be variously -disposed of. Now is the time to lay In a full stock of perpetual motion machines. One yellow Journal in this state an nounced that in the fire at the State Insane Asylum the lives of 1420 patients were barely saved by the heroic efforts of the firemen. The facts are that not one life was In danger and that most of the patients were not in the building at the time the fire broke out. But sen sational journalism must have scope for its antics, even at the expense of the anxious relatives of the 1420 pa tients confined at the asylum. Senator Sutherland, of Utah has re tired from his law firm because it has taken cases against the Government, and he "cannot with propriety repre sent a litigant whose interests are ad verse to those of the Government. Nor with safety, in view of the statute and tho recent effective method of en forcing It. The Senate is learning. Dr. Day thinks he sees a 'brilliant future opening up for Portland as the Pittsburg of the Pacific. But the doc. tor forgets that it takes something more than black sand and great steel works to make a Pittsfourg. Give us time. It may develop that we have the raw material already for a Thaw, and a Hartje. and a Corey. The State of Oregon carries Its own insurance, proceeding upon the theory that the state can afford to carry it as cheaply as an insurance company can. Experience has shown that the San Francisco property-owners carried their own insurance but dug up for the in. surance companies also. A penitent bad-bill swindler comes forward with the confession that It was he, and not the man detained In Jail, who made twenty dollars out of one. He cleared only nineteen dollars out of the transaction, yet he is seized with remorse, perhaps because it wasn't 4,000,000. According to news dispatches regard ing the fire at the State Insane Asy. lum, there Is little danger of a destruc tion of the entire asylum building un less the water supply should be cut off. It will ba well, then, to see that the water supply cannot be interfered with by a Are. The Douma may take a little com fort dn the reflection that it is not the first martyr to the great cause of .en lightenment and civilization that had not wherewith to lay its head. Yet possibly it Is lucky to have a head. Joaquin Miller comes back to Oregon and publicly recites his first poem. Oregon is where Mr. Miller got his start. If his other poems had been like his first, Oregon may well have been glad of it glad that he started. Salem, is trying to establish a recre ation park on the banks of the Willam ette near that city. Get one of your ministers to visit it and preach a ser mon condemning it, and success will be yours. The reports all agree that Mr. Rocke feller stood smilingly and quietly, hat in hand, while an enterprising reporter took his photograph. Mr. Rockefeller made sure that that was all he took. According to a directory census, Ta- coma has a population of 84,910. .Who ever knew a directory census' to be die- appointing? The directory people al ways know their business. If we are any Judge of political con ditions in Iowa, we may weU regard it as fortunate that Iowa's sole use for eggs is to export them. Well, Mr. Russian peasant, why don't you revolute and have it done with? The suspense is worse than waiting for a tooth to be pulled. It is now up to Mrs. Sage to show that all the charity, kindness and be nevolence of the late. Russell Sage were in his wife' name. THE NATION'S HOTJSECLKANIXG. What Most Be Dome) to Get and De serve the World's Esteem. From Justice Brewer's address at Mil waukee, July IS. There has been a good deal of dis turbance in the body politlo for the last year, and this condition is likely to continue. The Nation is in the busi ness of cleaning house. I have beaten many a carpet and I was always as tonished that as long as I beat some dust would come out. This houseclean ing of Uncle Sam's is disturbing a good many. We have devoted our selves to beautiful front yards and have neglected the back yards. ' Jusc at this time we are going into them with the purpose of making them as presentable as the front - yards. We are trying to lift slum life to a better and happier condition. We are going to places usually unseen by the gen eral public -and saying that we want them as clean as the public places. We do not mean to, have 30 to 40 per cent poor alcohol in our patent medi cines ana we do not mean to buy opium in our soothing syrup if we know it, nor poor whisky if we can detect the cheat, we. want honesty and truth in the conduct and output of every factory and grocery. A great many men will be unjustly condemned. It becomes every intelli gent man not to accept a charge of crime as proof of guilt. Let every person have every constitutional and legal protection, and when he has been found guilty, God pity him, let him take the punishment. A multitude of loud-mouthed dema gogues will attempt to ride into power on popular sentiment. When you find demagogue, do not answer him; pass him by. An objection that Is made to . our housecleaning is that it interferes with prosperity and hurts business. It may cause a temporary embarrasment of prosperity, and some people may be disturbed; but nothing will ever build this country up like the assurance that whatever the foreigner wishes to buy or whatever bears the American stamp is just what It purports to be, The men who now complain would profit by the fullest Investigation. Troubled conditions have led many to say that we shall never more have peace here, and that . the country is thoroughly rotten! At every exposure they say, "Oh, dear. Oh, dear; what a country." They believe chat all honest men are gone and that the country has gone to what Dickens called the "demnition bowwows." The great American people Is not unsound. Before the war the South said that the North was composed of selfish shopkeepers and unpacrlotio farmers who, would never go to war, but when the ' grand old liberator heard the guns of Sumter and called for volunteers, you remember how the shops and farms resounded with "We are coming. Father Abraham." Noth lng could stay that wave. There may be those today who are looking at the golden calf and who respecc the dollar more than the man, but among the plain people of the shops and farms a consecration to duty exists now and then. There are sculptors who are chiselling the commands "Thou Shalt not steal" and "Thou Shalt not bear false witness." When the time calls, again the people will rise and renew their allegiance to the great Jehavah. You can never make me be lieve that the heart of the American people is unsound. Today I appeal to you as men and women of this great republic, who are part of the republic do not you repudiate impurity and corruption? I want every individual man to feel that the future of the republic, for glory or for shame, for weal or woe, depends on him alone; to say in imita tion of the French King, "The reppo- lie I am the republic." Then will peace, Justice and righteousness pre vail In every part of this land. As I grow old, more profound become) my convictions regarding the future of the republic. While I am not blind to Its wickedness and Its fallings, believe that the Almighty has gathered between these two oceans 80,000,000 of Deoda on whom rests a duty, the su creme obligation of the future, and that those people will be loyal to it and will continue to strive until Old Glory reflectsi as a banner of the stars, and tolling humanity the world over looks on with thankfulness and grati tude. Franchise Control, Csess Se-rvteex. Baltimore News. Influenced bv the agitation In favor of a $-cent carfare promoted by Mayor Tom L. Johnson, the Cleveland street railway companies are now offering to sell tick ets at the rate of seven for 25 cents and to give universal transfers. The Toronto Street Railway Company has long done this, and made large payments to the city In addition for the privilege. The company is able to do this because It has no franchise to be capitalized, and its in- vestment covers only cost of plant and equipment. The key to cheap street ran way service evidently lies In franchise control. The Cleveland offer is proof of this, as It is made to secure a renewal ot franchises now expiring. The Fence-Rail Core. ' Newberg Graphic It would be interesting to see a fence rail dropped in front of the automo biles that have been passing through town lately, in order to ascertain the speed of the chug-chug wagons. As rule the high-headed fellows who ride In them have little regard for the rights of others, and apparently care little about the number of serious accidents the; may precipitate by rushing suddenly ont, skittish horses. Nattosuil Deportment store, Mltrne. Irrlag In Leslie's Weekly. The National department store Extends from sea to sea ( Of everything- to eat and wear It'a full as It can be. A list or all tl has In stock -Would reach from Portlano, Maine, To Tampa, Fkniom, and back To Portland oace again. ' There's cotton from the Southern states. And watermelons fine. And luscious peaches, velvet plr.k. And yellow Georgia pine. New Jersey Bilk, and Texas beef. And Minnesota Sour, And older from Vermont to drink. With apples sweet and sour. There's California apricots. The best you ever ate. And craaberries from old Cape Cod, Like rubles In a crate. And Louisiana sugar cane, . And salmon from the lakes. And buckwheat from ten thousand fields To furnish, us with cakes. There'a silver, gold and copper ore, - The treasure of the soil. And sapphires from Montane, rocks And Peaneyivaai oil. Preshwater pearl of nieter at To deoorate a queen. And from Alaska sealskin runt Of rich and glossy sheen. yVom every land across the deep In crowds- they come to buy. For with the goods of Uncle Sam No other shop can vie. Beneath the same old starry aticra Our patriot fathers bore - The Nation carries on today A big department atore. ALLISON THE GREAT PEACEMAKER Be Max Ilrlaai Harntony Between Standpatters sad Revisionists. Washington D. C.) Post Much depends upon the state of Will iam B. Allison's health. Never was he so necessary to his party in his state as in this good year of 1006. He is the great pacificator. As much of a partisan as Joseph G. Cannon or Joseph B. Fora- ker. Mr. Allison is always and every where a conservative. His voice Is ever for harmony. That is what has kept him in the National councils since 1S63, with hiatus of two years. That Is what gave him a life lease on his seat in the Senate, of which body he has been a member longer than any other man or our history. John J. Installs and William a. Aiuson became Senators on the same day. In tra Uh served 18 years: Allison has served S3. Ingalls was a brilliant man; Allison k plain man. Ingalls ciasxieo,; aiiisob planned. Ingalls was admired; Allison was trusted. Ingalls was grand on dress parade; Allison was excellent for hard service. Had Ingalls hailed from Iowa, it is quite likely that his service in the Senate would not have been extended bevond 18 years: had Allison been from Kansas, it is altogether proDaDie mat Kansas, too, would have rewarded nim with a sixth term. Just now standpatters and revisionists are. flying at one another's throats out In Iowa. Gold Democrats and silver Democrats, to all appearances, were not farther apart in 1S96 than Perkinsttes and Cumminsttes are In 1906. There is but one man who can compose the diffi culty, and ha is tho Senator who fetched Dolliver and Aldrich, Clapp and Knox to gether on the rate bill last Spring. He rendered the Republican party and the Republican President a great service on that occasion, and If he shall have the health and strength he will be found in the convention of August 1, when and where he will compose things. If it be possible. What William B. Allison cannot har monize, however, is an irrepressible con flict and an implacable quarrel. Has it coma to that this tariff mess- out in Iowa? Strange Definitions by Chicago Cops. Chicago Dispatch. Seven hundred and ninety examination papers of would-be policemen are in the hands of the Merit Board. Here are some definitions: Homicide "Leaving a wife or children under 16 without a home"; also "to ruin a person's face"; also "a person commit ting himself." Perjury "Unjustly defaming tne cnar- acter of another"; also "trying to beat the state law." Alibi "An additional name to a per son"; also "false oath. Gaming "Killing game without a li cense"; also "making fun of people. Felony "A case in which a person may try to get what is unlawfully due to him. such as money." Oner writer was slightly hazy as to the -duty ot a policeman In caring for an injured man. When asked to "state the duty of an officer when he finds a per son seriously injured as the result of an accident," he added tersely "arrest that person." "Carrying concealed weapons is a com- up, wrote another. Drank; Ilonpehead of Grape Wise, Blackwood's Magazine. A Of the great scholar and writer, George Buchanan, the four hundredth anniver sary of whose birth was recently cel ebrated. It is related that he was told by his doctors that If he abstained from wine he might live five or six years, and that if he continued to drink he could bold out three weeks at longest. "Get you gone." he exclaimed, "with your prescriptions and your course of diet, and know that I would rather live three weeks and be drunk every day than six years without drinking wine." He was as good as his word. "Having discharged his physician, like a desper ate man, he ordered a hogshead or grape wine to be set at his bed's head, re solved to see the bottom of It before he died, and he carried himself so vali antly that he emptied it to the lees." Free Haircuts for Boys and Glrla. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. M. Nosskoff, a South Side barber, will open bin second annual free hair-cutting period Monday morning, and all boys and girls under 16 years need not want for a haircut. Nosskoff and his assistants cut the hair of 2000 children last year. It Is expected that the rush will be even greater this year. The first .day last year It was necessary to provide police protection In order to keep the. prospec tive customers in line for their turn, and in order that no one be kept waiting long four new barbers have been added to the staff. The Pettua Rales for Long Life, Exchange. Senator Pettus. of Alabama, who re cently passed his 85th birthday, is re ported to have offered this explanation of his vitality: "I never chew less than half a pound of tobacco per day. I swear only when it. is absolutely necessary: drink nothing stronger than whisky, and for years have made it a practice to go to bed only when I blank pleased." Reverie In Bucolia Ball Yard. Edwin L. Barker in NaahviUe American. The last cheer tolls the knelt of final play; The wild-eyed fans wind slowly o'er the lea; The pitcher homeward plods his weary way. And leaves the field to darkness and to me. 2?ow fades the evening landscape on the slKht, And all the air Is full of solemn rest. And as some - beetle wheels his droning flight, I wipe the peanut busks from off my vest. Beneath those rug-red elms that maple's shade. . The grassy diamond far Here many a brilliant played. stretches outward game has been Here has cavorted many a barefoot star. For them there Is no major league renown No fancy salaries e'er befell their lot; They played but for the glory of their town . Cigars and lodging was the most they got. No rank ambitions mocked their cornfield play; They knew not of Bill Smith's deep-laid intrigue; No "squeeze play" theirs they lugged along, each In their same rural and bucolic way. Nor you, ye proud from Piedmont to New Tork, Can Josh at them and call them country "mokes." For plateward dally you nave seen those walk. Whose work at bat and field- proclaimed 4 them Jokes. Perhaps this neglected spot once played A Christy Mathewson or a Herman Long: A "whip" that big league hitters might have swayed. Or stirred to ecstasy a mighty throng. Full many a star of purest ray serene. The unknown, unsung Bush leagues bear; Full many a crack Is born to pitch unseen. And waste his benders on the country air. Some mighty Wagner who with oakea bat Drove all his rivals to the distant woods Some Donlln or some Lajoie, for that. May here have Shown that he bad big league goods. Their batting eyes are trained by guiding plows; Their salary whips toughened by the fes tive hoei They know not the league'ers midnight "inuifl" ; They nave jao coin on "bubbling" suds to blow Into major league's Ignoble strife Their bare feet never yearned to walk or stray; Along the cornfield boundaries of life They keep the even tenor of then- way. IN THE OREGON COUNTRY, It Was Not Baking; Day. Freewatcr Times. Last Saturday 363 loaves of bread were sold at Andy Johnson's Cash Grocery, the largest sale for one day since he has been in business- Pie Probabilities. Athena Press. Squaws-are beginning to make regular trips to town with huckleberries, which they offer for sale at exorbitant prices. This is the' forerunner of harvesting a big berry crop on the mountain slopes. With Father Jasnea Attending. Woodburn Independent. Born To Nellie, the little wife of James, Mr. Riddle's smart dog. on July 21, 11 children, five sons anrt six daugh ters. Mother and six babies are doing well. Classifying; the Scrubs. Gold Beach Globe. If you want to know, so that you can make no mistake if a man is a scrub or not, just watch his language. If he is a low cur, he will show it by using names for other people, such as "hayseed," etc. Read This if you Want to Get Dlxsy. Albany Democrat. There was a great wedding in which three persons under indictment for land frauds took place up in Washington, and of course it had to be illegal, the parties being first cousins, and according to the laws of Washington cannot marry. The Moro Movement. Observer. A young lady of Moro has been toM that she possesses a willowy figure, and she often assumes poses that will -lis-, play it to the best advantage. Yestrr-' day she was startled by the following question from a younger brother: "Sis, why do you make so many gestures with your hips?" New Malheur nan. Vale Oriano. . The Oriano in going to change its pol icy. Those who do not advertise in it or in the Gazette are not going to get social notices, business notices, or any mention in the paper, unless they pay for it. They are dead men, and we are going to help bury them ami see if we can't get other men here in their places. Clackamas Celebrity. f Salem Journal. Dee Wright, of Molalla, Clackamas County, is in the city, looking after sheep for the Portland market. Mr. Wright, besides being a prominent stockman. Is the most renowned woodsman in the state. He is acquainted with every deer path in the Cascades, is on friendly terms with the Indians on several reservations and speaks six Indian dialects. He learned to speak the language of the Mo lalla tribe before he could speak English. Prehistoric Tooth. Klamath Falls Express. Clay Raturfe, of Spring Lake, came into this office Monday and showed us a huge tooth of some prehistoric monster which he found recently- on his ranch. The tooth weighed 'iVi pounds and was 7 inches across. Ratllffe sent part of the bones of what is supposed to be the same animal the tooth came from to the 8mlthsonlan Institute at Washington sev eral years ago, and they said the bones were a part of the remains of a Colum bian elephant. Cleaning lTp Newberg. Graphic. A committee of ladies, made up from the members of the different churches in town, is placing in business houses and other conspicuous places about town large cards on which are printed the words Please don't swear." The step is well taken, for the use of profanity is on the increase in Newberg and if anything can be done to check It no time ahould be lost. All admit that no gentleman will swear in the presence) of ladies. Bet ter make a clean sweep of it and resolve to "swear not at all." SquHrinR- Iflmself. Pine Creek Miner. Last week an old "cracked" knife and scissor agent, commonly known as "scis sors," blew into this office on press day, while the force was very busy. The agent was not asked to show his sam ples, but privileged himself by scatter ing them over the paper on the feeding table, and' when he became convinced that his efforts were In vain, began gath ering up his pins, knives, scissors, etc., and to his terrible dismay found a little old pewter watch charm with a photo on it. to be missing. Consequently we were compelled to accept the slandering Insult of theft. The contempt offered by these common old drills should be less tolerated and their approach avoided. Reviewing Old Times. Dallas Observer. Isaac Mossman, a veteran of the Ya kima Indian war. Is visiting his old com rades in Dallas. His home has been in the Santa Clara Valley, in California, for the last 15 years, but since the earth quake he has been staying with relatives in Portland. Mr. Mossman is one of Oregon's early pioneers, and for many years before the advent of the railroad was mailcarrler between La Fayette and Corvallis. He was also a partner with Joaquin Miller in an express route to the Oro Fino mines. Mr. Mossman enlisted in the Polk County company when the Yakima Indian war broke out, and served through the campaign. He Is greatly en Joying his visit with his old comrades and acquaintances in Dallas. Eastern Oregon's Wheat King. Union Republican. The assessment rolls show that A. B. Conley is easily the largest Individual owner of farming land in Union County, says the La Grande Chronicle. He is assessed on 10,118 acres, and practically every foot of it is first-class, tillable land. On straight market value, Mr. ronIeys land is worth more than tBO per acre be would probably not accept that price, with additional pay for improve ments. The land is all title clear, and, with his other possessions Mr. Conley is a millionaire. A little over a quarter of a century ago his principal stock in trade was a freighting outfit, about as poorly equipped as any on the road. Mr. Conley's rise is due primarily to wheat raising, but the advancing value of farm ing land in the past few years has had a good deal to do with it. He Is known as "Eastern Oregon's wheat king." Te Republicans. To the Editor: We are anxious to have every Republican in close touch and working harmony with the Republican National Congressional Committee in fa vor of the election of a Republican Con gress. The Congressional campaign must be based on the administrative and legisla tive record of the party, and. that being so, Theodore Roosevelt's personality must be a central figure and his achievements a central thought In the campaign. We desire to maintain the work of this campaign with popular subscriptions of one dollar each from Republicans. To each subscriber we will send the Repub lican National Campaign Text Book and all documents issued by the committee. Help us achieve a great victory. JAMES e. SHERMAN, chairman, P. O. Box 2063, New York. One Grateful Newspaper Reader. London Dally News. A legacy which Is probably unique was left recently by an Italian woman. She bequeathed 600 to a newspaper "in , recognition of my gratitude for having been so often entertained by it" Very few compliments reach most editors from their multitude of readers legacies never.