6 TIIE MORNING OREGONIAN, MONDAY, JUNE 25, 1906. L f. (Drcpnmn Entered at the FoFtofflce at Portland. Or., as Second-Class Matter. . SUBSCRIPTION BATES. " CT INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. . (By Mall or Express, ) DAILY. 'SUNDAY INCLUDED. Twelve months........ $8.00 fix months -25 Three months. Ore month... ........ .75 Delivered by carrier, per year 9.00 Delivered by carrier, per month. ...... .75 Less time, per wtk...,. -20 Runday, one year 2 . 50 Weekly, one year (Issued Thursday)... 1-50 Sunday and Weekly, on year , ,3.50 HOW TO REMIT Send postofflce money order, express order or persona) check on your local bank. . Stamps, coin or currenoy are at the sender's risk. EASTERN BUSINESS OFFICE. The 8. C. Beckwith Special Agency New York, rooms 4:1-50. Tribune building. Chi cago, rooms 510-512 Tribune building. KEPT ON SALE. Chicago Auditorium Annax, Postolflca Xews Co., 178 Dearborn street. St. Paul.'' Minn. N. tit. Marie. Commercial Station. 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It interests one to find Democratic party authorities denouncing protective tariff and. , declaring that the only chance of getting rid of the unjust dis criminations of the system is through the action of the Democratic party. It interests one, we say, because the Democratic party, through, its long his tory, has almost steadily adhered to protective tariff, but for the most part in a way that haa aggravated the dis criminatory features of tiie system. That is, Democratic tariffs have been a basis of special privilege more than Republican ones. But the Albany (Ore gon) Democrat says: "The Republican party is wholly re sponsible for the evils of the prohibitive tariff, for that party has continually elected to Congress the members who have persistently prevented any reduc tion of tariff rates, and no paper in the State of Oregon has done so much to elect prohibitive tariff men to Congress ' as The Oregonlan. 'The people will not allow it to oniric, the responsibility it thus assumed." We are not going into any extended examination of these statements, for it .is unnecessary. The Important fact la that the Democratic party has always had its own theory and practice of ; protection, which have been more un fair and unjust , than the Republican system. In other words the legislation . of the Democratic party has steadily . upheld particular interests at the ex pense of others, and to this end has ' framed the most unjust tariffs ever en acted. No principle whatever has been followed in Democratic tariffs. It has . been, always, a grab game for pro tection of special interests, and no Democratic tariff, therefore, has been : permitted to stand long. The Repub lican system and practice, with all their abuses, have always been fairer. A conspicuous example was the latest tariff enacted by the Democratic party, known as the Wilson bill. That "tarjff of abominations," -properly known as such overthrew the party that made .it, In the veny next elections. Presi dent Cleveland himself called it a tariff of "perfidy and dishonor," and It be came a law without his approval. It was framed on the principle of "keeping protection' for yourself and putting the other fellow- on the free list." It increased the Inequalities of the tariff more than any law ever en acted; so much eo that the Dingley '.act which superseded It has, notwith standing all Its defects, been regarded ,by the country as fair by comparison, and it haa stood mainly upon the con trast with the Wilson bill. ' The Oregonlan then must be excused for its refusal to, accept Democratic 'methods of. tariff reform. There is no .principle, no ideal, 1n them. It Is a grab game of the worst kind. Our own .state . suffered by it, for It uncovered every interest here that could receive protection, yet protected, the sugar, coal, steel and Other great trusts throughout the country.' Though tariff reform is necessary, we think the coun try will not want Democratic tariff reform. Tariff rates, in fact, should no more- be a party question than rail road rates. MILL THE CANAL PAY? Senator Morgan, of Alabama, though he has never favored .the canal at Panama, preferring Nicaragua never theless entertains no doubt that the Panama Canal will pay, after comple tion. He said in the. Senate the other , day: ."Let us get rid of the idea that we are going to give away a great deal of money in connection with the canal. I believe that lf .lt were a stock con cern the stock would be worth, J500 on the $100 within a few years after Its completion." But this may be too sanguine; for the Senator based his . opinion on the fact that shares in the Suez Canal command a heavy premium in all the markets of Europe. It is necessary to admit, however, that the conditions at Suez are very different from those at Panama. For, it is necessary to bear in mind - that the cost of the sea level Suez Canal was only $100,000,000; the cost of the Panama Dock. Canal will not be less than $200,000,000, ae Is now gen erally admitted. The cost of operating the Sues Canal is trifling and the cost of maintenance Is not great; the cost of operating the Panama Canal will be an Important Item, while the cost of maintenance In that region of tor rential rains cannot fail to be very great and It may easily exceed the receipts. But the United States has the money or can get it, end can build and operate the Panama Canal. And yet, though the business will be heavy, the .cost of construction and maintenance will be so great that it seem unlikely that the stock will rise to a value approach ing that of the Suez Canal. However, we are not building the canal for profit on -the stock, but to . create facilities for commerce. The profits may at least be expected to pay Interest on, the bonds guaranteed by the United States, SAN FRANCISCO'S tX'TURE. It is unfortunate that San Francisco finds itself unable to embrace its op portunity to rebuild on the large "new plan proposed both for convenience and beauty, just after the disaster. But if is not surprising;' indeed the calamity is. so great that reconstruction oru m proved lines could not have been rea sonably expected. The city is too poor to meet the expense that would be in curred In making a new plat and lay ing out streets and squares anew. To do this would require purchase of a great deal of property and gen eral readjustment of values. More over, San Francisco finds it necessary, to get into business as quickly as posr elble, and therefore can't wait. But some critics are censuring the city for not embracing the opportunity. Such criticism is inconsiderate and harsh. It should not be forgotten that San Francisco's disaster fs the greatest that has overtaken any city of the modern world. Thousand's of Its pop ulation are still without homes. Facili ties for doing business are to be ere ated, and in the circumstances it 1b inevitable that reconstruction of the city should follow mainly the old lines. There will, indeed, after the first year of temporary building, be more sub stantial construction than that of the old city; but there can be no general remodeling of the city's former plan. Besides, it is the business of San Fran cisco, chiefly, not that of outside critics, who seem to think their own aesthetic, tastes ought to have been consulted for rebuilding the stricken city. San Francisco Is doing what it can in the shortest way; for it has need. AN INJUSTICE TO OREGON. Senator Fultn's protest against the slight that has been offered Oregon in distribution of the reclamation fund Is a point that should be well taken by the people of Oregon. This state has vast areas of marvelously rich land which with the advantage of irrigation would add millions of dollars annually to the wealth of the state. It also has an abundance of water running to waste through courses, which can be utilized comparatively easy in making productive thousands of acres of land. It was the great extent of these lands and the plentiful supply of water avail able which gave Oregon such promi nence in the original plans for irriga tion work in the West. . The possibilities for wonderful results,' where rich soil and water were bath abundant, were so great that quite naturally Oregon was levied on heavily in the interest of the general reclamation fund. " This fund now amounts to many mil lions, and while extensive irrigation projects are under way in Colqrado, Arizona, Idaho, California, Washington and other Western states, all of which have made smaller contributions to the reclamation fund than have been made by Oregon, this state has: been prac tically ignored. The Klamath irriga tion project, which is the most im portant one yet undertaken in the state, as is well known in both states and probably at Washington, is much more of a California project than of Oregon, as the state lying to the south of Oregon will reap greater benefits than any that will Inure to this -Btate. It is in Central and Eastern Oregon that the Government's neglect will be felt the most seriously. When the rec lamation plans for the Government be gan to assume definite shape and it was clearly apparent that there would be many millions of dollars available for carrying on the work, settlers began moving into the districts most likely to be affected. For the reasons already stated rich land and an abundance of water Oregon, of course, . attracted much attention and hundreds of set tlers poured into the dry regions and began preparations for making the desert blossom as soon as the life giving water was available. They are still " waiting, and unless there is a change in the policy of Secretary Hitchcock, the work of development in what will some day be the richest part of the state will be deiayed many years. There have been rumors that the work has been retarded somewhat by the numerous private irrigation projects that have been started in various parts of the state, but as the largest of these projects is small in comparison with those planned by the Government, and would not conflict, in any way with the la'tter, this could not be construed as a reason for the long delay In granting Oregon the assistance to which this state is entitled. Land which has been brought under irrigation and cultivated to a high de gree is selling today at Clarkston, Wen atchee and North. Yakima at $1000 an acre, and is yielding fruit and other products that justify the prices at which it is selling. Equally rich land, well located for Irrigation purposes, can be secured In Oregon in immense areas at from $2.50 to $10 an acre and needs only the application of water to bring it into condition where it will produce crops that will swell its value to maxi mum figures. The Government owes It to Oregon to make an equitable division of the funds, to which, this state has contributed so heavily. This is a duty which should be discharged for reasons other than that the money rightfully belongs to this state. With the development of our lands which are susceptible to irrigation will come Increased population, better transportation facilities and greater prosperity, all of which will contribute to the general good of the Government, as well as the people. When this de velopment comes, the large deficits, now due to maintaining expensive stage routes and remote postofflces in the Isolated regions of Central and Eastern Oregon, will be eliminated. As a plain business proposition, aside from the moral obligation of the Government in the matter, Oregon's full share In the reclamation fund should be spent in this state at the earliest possible moment. - ,;i r ' AMERICAN SHIPOWNERS HANDICAPPED ., San Francisco advices report the steamship Columbia so near a total wreck, from injuries received at the time of the earthquake, that it will probably be abandoned to the under writers. The loss of this vessel, fol lowing so closely on the wreck "of the St. Paul, leaves the Portland-San Fran cisco route unprovided with a modern comfortable passenger steamer, and at the best It would be more than a year before new steamers could be built for the route. In this city the ancient steamer G. W. Elder Is to be rebuilt and placed in service, again. The ves sel is about thirty years old, and even if restored to the class she held before she was sunk, will be too small and slow to be popular with the traveling l UUIIV Wl VJ LI 11, I. w . . . . v. .... - - The fact, however, that large sums ot money are spent in repairing old vessels, which have practically outlived then usefulness, reveals- a handicap which American shipowners suffer In comparison with those of foreign coun tries. In Liverpool and London the world's greatest markets for shipping property, there are large fleets of fine modern built steamers for sale. Steam ers of from five to ten years of age, in first-class - condition, can be pur chased at a much lower figure per register ton than the rejuvenated Elder. and Columbia shall have cost, by the time they are again ready for service. With shipping property so plentiful and cheap, ancient hulks like those which have cumbered the Portland-San Fran cisco route are sent to the scrap pile, where they are broken up and sold for what they are worth. In emergencies like the present, when there are no first-class passenger steamers on the route, it would be a great boon to American shipowners to go Into this world's market and pick up a few of these cheap ships, which would be so far ahead of the age-worn hulks, that it Is proposed to repair, that they would seem almost like new ships. But owing, to our venerable naviga tion laws, which are more antique and out of date than the steamers which laboriously cover the Pacific Coast routes, It is impossible for our ship owners to purchase modern economical carriers, which could be brought out here and placed In service long beforo either the Elder or the Columbia will be repaired. This embargo which we place on our own citizens is the rank est kind of injustice. It forces the men engaged in the carrying trade to handle their business with more expensive but Inferior vessels. Portland would have had a steam ship line In operation to Alaska long ago if. American capitalists were per mitted to buy vessels where they were cheap and plentiful, Instead of confin ing them to the American market, Where they are scarce and high. Some day we shall get over this system of keeping our people at a continued dis advantage, by making them work with ancient, clumsy tools while our neigh bors have the economic advantage of the best that the world produces, and at much lower rat,es than we pay for the antiques which we use. BETTER-WRITING AS -LITERATURE. The art of -writing letters that can pass Into literature is rare, in English. We haven't many good letters In Eng lish, though almost every author has essayed it. Perhaps our best letter writers are Cowper, Burns and Byron. The letters of Thackeray are not much, nor are those of Macaulay or Matthew Arnold. Andrew Lang In the Critic speaks of letter-writing as a lost art, describes Stevenson as the last of the letter writ ers, and ascribes to the telephone the final disappearance of the art whose decay has been going on for many years. "Let us rejoice that the thing was not discovered sooner," said Mr. Lang, the thing being, of course, the telephone. ''If Horace Walpole could have chatted with Horace Mann In Florence by telephone, or Mme. De Sevigne with her daughter, or Thack eray with Mrs. Brookfield, or Mr. Stev enson from Samoa with Mr. Gosse and others, our literature would be the poorer. It Is true that we should also be spared the painfully dull correspond ence which pads out volumes of "Life and Letters," but, after all, we need not read these unless we are conscientious reviewers, which Is far from probable." Literary men at least no longer write letters, according to Mr. Lang; "if they have a good idea they keep it and make copy of it." This Is interesting; but It doesn't meet the case as to letter-writing in English. Truth Is that writers in Eng lish never had the knack and supreme art of letter-writing. The French have had It, for centuries. Best letter-writing Is French. It is a form of literature that suits the versatility of the French mind, French letter-writing therefore bears the palm. CRUEL DESPOTISM IN RUSSIA. For over a quarter of a century Rus sia, in addition to its many other virtues, has been a scene of repeated massa cres, rape, riot and murder. These four crimes were not confined to any par ticular district or against any single subdivision of Russia's people, but were with equal regularity carried on against Armenian and Jew, Mussulman and dissenter, Finn and Pole, Tartar and Chinese. Those who know Russia best per sistently maintain that these constant atrocities were instigated and deliber ately encouraged by the bureaucratic brigands of that unhappy land. The world, however, was not ready to be lieve it possible that such staggering carnivals" of riot and murder should have their actual source In the organ ized government of a great empire. . In this belief the world was greatly in fluenced by Russia's official and semi official' declarations, charging these bloody incidents to those who were so constantly despoiled and victimized. The last tragedy at Blalystock, how ever, has completely unmasked the foul deeds of the Inner workings of Russia's bureaucracy. This, indeed, was made possible by that remarkable body of men who constitute Russia's first regu lar Parliament, or Douma. Knowing full well the meaning of truth and veracity to the imperial sources of in formation, the . Douma at once dis patched a committee of investigation to the scene of the massacre, the City of Blalystock. Contrary to past usages in that land, where the simplest report of a most simple Incident required years of "official investigation," the Douma committee within almost twenty-four hours after its arrival was ready to an nounce to the world that no such thing as the throwing of a bomb by a Jewish anarchist among a Corpus Christi pro cession ever took place in that city, but that the whole bloody affair should be charged to the officials of His Im perial Majesty's-government. Realizing that the Parliamentary in vestigating committee could not possi bly be silenced. Count Witte, Russia's acrobatic diplomat, now sojourning In France for his health, ,we are told took upon himself to explain away the situation. Accordllng to him the re forms which are to heal Russia's wounds and enable that country to en ter upon a period of economic, moral and intellectual resurrection are actual ly delayed by the Douma; the Blaly stock massacre Is due to the Jews, who are the head of the revolution, and the "black hundreds" are Russia's con servative and patriotic element. This, of course. Is not all of the dip lomatic wisdom dispensed by that "liberal" statesman. It is enough, how ever, to show that, of all lands the world over, Russia alone remains the land where the rights of man have no existence, and the hideous gospel of hate and murder Is preached alike from the tribunes of the empire and the altars of the Holy Orthodox Church, and where justice and religion are deemed to consist In acts of persecution and torture, riot and murder. Such are the allied powers of the hierarchy and monarchy In the Empire of the Czar. California bank deposits amount to $540,000,000 and the banks In which they are held are credited with assets of $693,000,000. The loss suffered by San Francisco, by the earthquake and fire, was unequalled by any similar catas trophe in the history of the world, but despite its magnitude, some of its ap palling force is lost In the contempla tion of the financial showing made by the entire state. There Is great promise of large crops of grain and fruits, the mines and oil wells are turning out new wealth more rapidly than ever be fore, and if the insurance companies would pay up their losses and the strik ing sailors return to work at the high est wages ever paid for similar employ ment, the Bay City would blossom Into its old-time Bplendor at a rate that would astonish the world. "Against Prohibition" were the words written on one of the ballots cast In Sellwood precinct for Tom Word. The voter was apparently fearful that the presumable inconsistency of a vote for Word and "wet" would not be suf ficiently guarded by the mere cross be fore the two lines, so he added the two words as a precaution against its being counted "dry." The vote was rejected at the recount, but the incident serves to corroborate Mr. Stevens' statement made the day after election that had the voting in that precinct been con fined to the registration, he would have had more than 76 majority Instead of but l8. What Is known as "the liquo'r vote" moves In a mysterious way its wonders to perform. The tone of the gas company's attor neys has been a tone of surprise and grief that The Oregonlan should have questioned the proceedings of the gas company, and . railed on the Lord's anointed. But It's an old story that good people have to bear the whips and scorns of the time, and that patient merit has to take quips and gibes from the rabble that refuse to appreciate it. Nevertheless, the price of gas has been reduced and the quality much Im proved. So the public has some recom pense for the sacrilege committed in Its name. George- Fred Williams, the pictur esque Socialist statesman of Massa chusetts, who was enthusiastically for Bryan formerly, now says Bryan won't do, because he is shading off too much towards conservatism. "The men who now control the Democratic organiza tion in Massachusetts and 1n the Na tion can never travel with Mr. Bryan in his present course," says the vigilant George Fred. He can only tee In the Bryan movement an attempt on the part of the "torles" to head off a stronger radical, William Randolph Hearst , Possibly there is something .in this forecast and criticism. In looking about for a Democratic Presidential possibility, the Richmond News Leader (Democratic) finds that "Mr. Bryan will not do. He is stale. He has showed his impressive face until it has ceased to be Impressive and has talked his earnest talks until nobody takes them seriously. He has been contradicted flatly by events, and against events and facts ino man may argue success fully, however eloquent or plausible he" may be." Everybody has read of Andrew Poe's battle with Big Foot, In the early settlement of Ohio. A great-grandson of Poe, now living in Kansas, has the identical tomahawk used by Big Foot in that encounter. Poe was one of the most powerful men of his time, and for strength and agility the Indian was nearly his match. The encounter was one of the most strenuous dn the his tory of border warfare. But Poe got his Indian. He fought two indeed at the same time, and both were killed. "The Helpful Hen" is the subject of an interesting essay by one of our country newspapers; It is an excellent subject. Promote the hen and she will help you. She never goes on a strike; she doesn't begrudge the time she sits on her eggs. Intensify the hen and keep watch over her brood. They will put your boys through college, keep your girls In finery and pay your debts. Nothing more helpful than the Helpful Hen. But Senator Elk-ins, Who has immense wealth, got from appropriation of the bounties of nature and the activities of modern society, will be in no hurry to relieve himself of the burdens of wealth. Not he. He will advise those who have been more conscientious and less fortunate to whistle, and to keep on whistling. Senator Gearln goes to Europe for an automobile tour. Meanwhile - Ore gon is deprived of the Senator's pres ence at the National Capital and his patriot adherents at home bear the heat and burden of the day on foot. There is information that work on the railroad projected from Drain to Coos Bay will begin veiy soon, cer tainly within a few days. It will be an event for Southwestern Oregon, and indeed for all Oregon. "From what cause is it," asks The Dalles Chronicle, "that Puget Sound is a better market than Portland?" No cause, because it Isn't. The answer is a simple one: "The boy lied." Some of the numerous persons who thought they knew how to" act in a theater fire found out differently in the theater scare of last Saturday. In the fight for control of the Oregon Legislature, the office of boatpuller at Astoria has been only temporarily for gotten. Same old fight for President and Speaker In the Oregon Legislature. But give Brother U'Ren time. A philosopher observes that the larg est strawberry is the one that always finds room at the top. The tale of Creffleld's rise, from the grave will probably not be credited in these days of scepticism. It will be difficult now to repeal that Oregon law for $50,000 bond for protec tion of fire premiums, OPIUM TRAFFIC WITH CHIKA. Its Evil There Contrasted With Prohi bition Benefit la Philippines. If there is one motto on which the peo ple of the United States may plume them selves at the expense of Great Britain, says an English paper, it is in reference to the opium traffic. The American Gov ernment has prohibited the use of the drug in the Philippine Islands after 1908, but the British Government continues to manufacture large quantities for con sumption in China. Therefore American news agencies are entitled virtuously to exult and vigorously to denounce the "hellish traffic." Since the question has been dlscused In the British Parliament, It has been asserted that the "British pub. lie is aroused, and has determined to re move the opium yoke from the helpless Chinese. Even In Canada stirring edi torial sermons have been preached from the same text. The wonder is that no one in the Canadian Parliament has arisen to demand that our Government join in the chorus of condemnation. Before one permits himself to rage on the subject he should consider the facts of the case. Going back as far as 1793, we find that the production of opium In India was In the hands of the Government, .the Idea being that this was the best way in which to regulate the traffic. As the natives of India were not permitted to use the drug, It was exported, chiefly to China. Be tween 1816 and 1S36, through the conniv ance of Chinese officials, the Importation of the stuff doubled, despite edicts de signed to suppress it. In 1S39 the Chinese seized and destroyed a large quantity of smugglel opium In the possession of for eigners in Canton. War with England en sued, China wag defeated, was obliged to pay a heavy indemnity, to open her chief ports for foreign trade, to cede Hong Kong to Britain, and to withdraw her em bargo on Indian opium. No one will deny that Britain had no moral right to force opium on China. Thus stated, the question was never de bated; for not only the question of opium importation, but that of foreign trade generally was Involved in the war. Once and for all, China was opened to the world, and it Is this point that must be borne In mind when the Chinese war. is under discussion. Ever since the Treaty of Tien-Tsin, arranged in 1S58, China has been obliged to admit opium from India, subject to a small duty. One of the re sults claimed by the opponents of the traffic is the mental, moral and physi cal deterioration of whole provinces of Chinese. No one it able to deny that opium has an absolutely destructive ef fect on its users. The question is not "Was Britain justi fied in forcing opium on China In 1858? but, "What is Britain's responsibility for the destruction going on to-day?" A good answer is found In a short letter to the London Times of June 1. The corres pondent relates a conversation he had with Li Hung Chang, when he was vice roy of Chi-li. H1b excellency bitterly de nounced the British Government in forc ing the drug on China. The writer said that he was surprised to hear him raise that question, as he had been receftly traveling through one of the chief opium districts in China, and had been told that most of the crop belonged to Li Hung Chang himself! It is well known that the great bulk of the drug used in China is grown in China. Mr Morley said in the House of Commons the other day that the Indian opium traffic was only Important when the Chinese crop failed. There can be not the slightest doubt that If once opium was a moral problem in China, It is now as purely commercial as the Importation of tea. Ohina wants a protective tariff. It Is plain then that whatever the Brit ish Government Is doing to ruin the Chin ese with the opium traffic, China herself is doing more. To denounce Britain for the Government control of the traffic is absurd. Only by control and regulation could the purity of the product be as sured and the natives of India be kept from using it. The Government limits the area to be planted .in poppy, collects the flower from the grower and prepares It. Then it is sold, at auction, for export to China and other countries. From the prices realised the Government subtracts a substantial commission, and the re mainder of the money Is handed over to the licensed growers. Last year the Government's share was something less than $12,000,000. Year by, year the profit has been decreasing, owing to the compe tition in China, and now the Indian Gov ernment declares that It can no longer regard opium as a source of revenue upon which Important calculations may be based. Tear by year Increasing areas In China are sown to poppy, and it is inevit able that a time will come when the In dian trade will . be automatically" ex tinguished. Speaking in the House of Commons the other day, Mr. Morley discussed the sub ject as seen by "the official mind." He showed the enthusiastic reformers that the question was many sided, and that a number of semi-lndopendent Indian States were interested In the"trafflc. He promised, however, that on the return from China of Sir Ernest Satow a con ference would be held and the feeling of the Chinese Government ascertained. It Is not unlikely that China will be released from the opium clause In the Tlen-Tsin treaty; but no one need suppose that the smoking of opium in China will there upon cease. A FEW SQUIBS. Employer "Whose funeral do you want to attend?" Office Boy "De umpire's." New York Sun. "When did you first become acquainted with your husband?" "The first time I asked him for money after we were mar ried." Life. Naturally "I've lost my best pair of trousers the ones that were made In Lon don." "Never mind they'll turn up the first day It rains." Cleveland Leader. Saloonkeeper "Little girl, what la It? I don't sell liquor to children." Little -Qlrl "Have you sot any of this good-natured alcohol? I want some of it for papa." Chicago Daily News'. Mrs. Muggins "Since Mrs. Newrlch's bus band made all his money she has the doctor continually." Mrs. Bugglns -"Yes, I hear she is suffering from nervous prosperity." Philadelphia Record. Teacher "NoV. Robert, do you know what an Isosceles triangle is?" Boy "Yes'm." Teacher "Well, what Is it?" Boy ."It's one uv dem t ings I gets licked fer not knowln' wot it Is." Judge. "Why don't you come out boldly for re form?" "What's the use," asked Senator Sorghum, "if your constituency won't back you up? I'm willing to be a reformer, but I'm no martyr." Washington Star. , "I tell yo,' Eben," said Aunt Mlrandy, as she looked lovingly at the twins who were gathering handfuls of wool from each oth er's kinky heads on the sanded floor of the cabin, "I heerd Misa 'Liza, a-readln' In the g'ogfry yistiddy an I's 'bout 'elded waht I'a gwlne ter name dem two young una, I's gwlne call "era "Flora" and 'Fauna.' ' Macon Telegraph. Trial by Jury. Puck. "And, gentlemen of the Jury, so say you all?" Inquired the Judge of a certain Ar kansas circuit, after the verdict had been brought in. "Well, the rest of us do, and I reckon I brt to," responded the smallest and most paltry-looking member of the assortment of peers. "You see, I originally differed with, or from which ever is proper the rest of these yere gentlemen; but they beat me all holler playin' checkers, downed me at mumbletypeg and then every one of 'em, when we wrestled, grab holts, to see which side of the question was right, th rowed me flat and set on me. So, all things considered, and keepis" to the agreement, I say, with the balance of 'em, that the prisoner at the bar I sorter forgit what bis name is is guilty as charged." ni'KT FOB ViltlAS - BABIES. Each Must Be Slgraed tor Prior to July 25 or Lose Land. Muskogee I. T.) Cor. St. Louis Globe- Democrat. Tarns Bixby is preparing to send men into the field on horseback to round up the Snake Indians and get their babies on the rolls for final allotment. There are in all of the nations about 6000 of the recalcitrant Snakes. The majority of them are in the Cherokee nation. A Snake Indian is one who wants his old tribal forms of government restored and resists the allotment of lands. It seems almost incredible that there can be 6000 Indians in the five nations who look upon the situation in this way, but Mr. Bixby stated today that he was confident that there are that .many, and be would not be at all surprised if there are 70). It is the purpose of the Commissioner to see that none of these Ignorant and stub born Indians and their children suffer property loss through neglect of the Gov ernment to use all diligence in getting them on the rolls and giving them the best allotments that are left after the more progressive Indians have selected their lands. The field men who will take horses and ride into the bills after the Snakes will have no easy task. Each one will be an Indian, or at least able to speak the lan guage. He will be a notary public and must know enough law to know how properly to fill out an application and also to take any proof or evidence that may be offered. And they will have to work rapidly. The final closing of the rolls will be July 25 and after that time no man, woman or child, no matter how just the cause or how good the - proof, will be allowed to make application for an allotment, even if he has lived on his homestead in Indian territory for 60 years and Is a full blood. The horsemen for the Government will ride into the full-blood settlements and do their best to get the names of all babies and enroll them. If, as before, the In dians take to the woods and no one can find them, their babies will not get allot ments and the children will be robbed of their only chance to get an education oi1 a farm out of their Inherited tribal right. POLITICAL. VIEWS IN OBEGOX. Ah Editor's Gloomy View, Lakeview Examiner. If Oregon had a few more W, S, U'Rens, and give them the free and unlimited use of the initiative and referendum law, there would be no need of a state legisla ture unless it would be, in the end, to swoop the whole conglomeration of statutes Into the Willamette. Normals Very Much Alive, Woodburn Independent. One of the surprises Is that the general appropriation bill, referred to the people, carried. Thie is good news for the normal schools . Those who held claims must have worked hard and gained through the ignorance of a large number of voters. The normal school push is not yet dead. Money Question Pat to Bryan. Woodburn Independent. If Bryan has a drop of the same kind of blood that courses in the veins of honest Teddy Roosevelt he will, upon his return from abroad, announce to a waiting public his present views on the money question. There must be no cowardly equivocation. The American masses have been taught by Roosevelt to expect open and above board action and talk from a President or one who expects to be one. A Memory of Bad Times. Fossil Journal. Bryan's current Presidential boom brings back to mind the good old Cleve land days, when wool was next to free (five cents the pound) and every man could have a pair of patches on thebosom of his pants that wanted to. Let us hope the famous Nebraskan's boom will be like Hearst's last boom, as character istically described by Homer Davenport: "One moment a blister on your hand big as a ben egg, the next but a damp spot on the hoe handle." Derangement of Epitaphs. Seattle Argus. " The report was sent out from Tacoma that "Mount Tacoma" was In eruption. Inasmuch as Mount Rainier has been be having with its customary quiet dignity the people of the state are becoming anxious to have Tacoma take that famous mountain of hers out of the safe deposit vault and put it on exhibition somewhere so that we can all have a look at it. His Jurisdiction, New York Sun. Benedict Arnold bad just betrayed West Point. - .- "I was trying," he exple-ined, "to pre vent the premature celebration of the Fourth of July." Herewith certain lovers of quiet were fain to overlook the peccadillo. The Greeting. Puck. "Tick, tick," says the clock. Up above me on the wall, "Time is going, past recall. Why let old friend Duty knock And not open up the door? Or has Duty called before And been told te call again? Must she ever knock in vain?" "Tick, tick." "Yes, I hear. But I'm busy now, you see Go away, don't bother me; Come around again next year When I hsve more time to spare. What? It's Chance that's knocking there ? -ome right In; why, howdy do? I've been long expecting you!" I WANT SOME OF - . fc- y"t f: -mm LIFE VI THE OREGON COUNTRY. Hard Luck. Milton Eagle. Charley Wells was a sufferer by the high water to the extent of 12 acres of watermelons. This will be sad news to the lovers of that succulent vegetable whep they think of all the good eating that was lost. Faying; Loral laduatry. Wallula Gateway. There has been quite a number of coy. ote's progeny dug out of the ground re cently, in fact, some of the natives have secured as high as nine cubs in one bur row, and as their scalps are worth $1 each, there is money in the biz. "Corn Inn Events." . ' Albany Democrat. There Is a current rumor that on Sat urday, June 30, the last day under the re cent vote for the saloons to do business in Albany, there will be a crowd in town from the surrounding country to help drink up the surplus liqirbr on hand. Poultry Note. Sheridan -News Sun. A few days ago a rather bashful young woman went into a store carrying three chickens. She inquired the price of chick ens and at the same time put fhem on the counter. The clerk didn't know the chickens' feet were tied, and asked If they would lay there. She bit her hand kerchief and said: "No, sir; they are roosters." A Mere Joke, Probably, ' The Dalles Optimist. It is said that Harvey Scott went into a dentist's office recently to have a molar yanked, and the dentist said: "Mr. Scott, I'll have to give you gas." "Gas." cried the great editor, "gas! Suffering cornmeal! Can't I even have a tooth jerked in this town without paying tribute to those plutocrats?" Autos Ban on Straw Road. Dayton, Wash., Courier-Press. On Saturday. June 16. M. D. Walters, traveling salesman, lost his large automo bile, which was consumed by fire while on the road near Connell, Wash. The road over which he was traveling had recently been covered with a thick layer of straw, which gathered under the ma chine until It was compelled to stop. Be fore it could be removed the straw ig nited from the exhaust and the machine was quickly burned It was a large ma chine valued at $3000. Portland's Steady Growth. v t Albany Herald. It is of Interest to Oregonlans that the City of Portland is witnessing such a construction period. Great business blocks and beautiful residences are steadily tak ing up lots that for years made only for raw vacancy. To some extent these conditions extend to interor Oregon. Owners nd prospective Investors do well to take into account these conditions. Eugene Register. While Stevens and Word are quarrel ing over the sheriff's office, Portland will keep right on building new skyscrapers and the finest theater on- the coast. Strange how this development business keeps up! "EsTtsge" In Corvallla, Gazette. There is promise of a full-sired lawsuit between W. P. Lafferty and J. M. Por ter over some five feet of land that was a surplusage In the Hotel Corvallts block. This surplusage was left, six inches on the side of each lot, as eaveage when the town was platted, and as none of those who built had taken the eaveage due them it had finally accumulated between the properties of the above-named gen tlemen. Mr. Porter and Mr. Lafferty have both established claims to this surplusage from their Individual point of view, and the satisfaction of possession has been shared by both. At present Mr. Porter is enjoying an outing In a tent which is hovering the "dead line." Cooe County Strawberries. Myrtle Point Enterprise. Can you imagine a berry that would not go to the bottom of an ordinary tea cup, but remain suspended against the sides? Myrtle Point has produced sucn a berry. Fourteen berries to a heaping quart box Is what is shown in that measurement. A case of 24 boxes running from H to 18 berries In the box. when you come to the wholesale department. Berries that measure from 6 to T Inches In circumference quite the ordinary. A single vine with 160 matured and ma turing berries was seen and the count taken by the writer, after many berries had already been gathered from it, and this was of the ordinary run of the patch, selected at random. , Poultry Notes. Woodburn Independent. t V J. W. McGrath of Woodburn Route 1 has a hen egg measuring 7x6 inches. Judge Hayes has a hen that furnishes him with hard-shell eggs within hard shell eggs. These Oregon chickens are simply wonders, Moro Observer. Guy Hulse wanted to get rid of lice in his chicken house- Wednesday. He built a Are of straw to smoke them out. It worked; the chicken lice are no mora neither is the chicken house, roosts, nests and all. Next time Guy says he will paint the chicken house with carbollneum, which can be had at The Observer Book Store in quantity to suit. Though three residences were threatened with fire by changes of wind no serious damage was done. THAT IN A MUG -From th St. Paul Ploneer-Presa.