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COLONEL BAKER, It seems that Easterners visiting: the Capitol at Washington experience dif ficulty in remembering who the man was that Baker's statue commemorates. Kansas City and New York papers speak of him as "a man named Baker," with no recollection of what he did. A Chicago paper, better informed than its contemporaries, gives a brief account of the Oregon Senator and concludes some reflections upon the transitoriness of fame with the remark that "the country Is fortunate which has so great a wealth of patriots that men like Ba ker are lost in the crowd." The multiplicity of our patriots doubtless conspires with other causes to make Americans forget all but three or iuiir names connected with the Civil Wal From a school history where we have just searched in vain for Baker's name Halleck Is also missing. Obliv ion acattereth, his poppies over all of them and their destiny is to be forgot ten. How many revolutionary heroes are well known to this generation? Does the reader thrill at the name of Ethan Allen? Is he quite clear about Israel Putnam's title to, eternal fame? Who was Molly Stark? Emerson, looking back across the gulf of time, saw some half-dozen figures which seemed to grow larger as the centuries advanced. Sir Thomas Browne predicted that none would ultimately escape oblivion. The multitude of the forgotten dead vastly outnumbers all. that live, he truly la-' ments, and what has happened to them must happen to all. Mark Twain, Jeer ing at glory in "Innocents Abroad," foresees a time when the encyclopedias will speak in three lines of fine print of one "Uriah S. (or Z.) Graunt." George Ade ridicules the aspirations of Rame sea for earthly Immortality, and sees in the mighty avenue of granite sphinxes at Luxor only a pathway to oblivion. .-Such a man as Colonel Baker will be remembered locally long after he has disappeared from national recollection. It Is a high privilege and sacred duty of each state and city to cherish the memory of their dead. Sad is the des tiny of that community which has had no heroes or has forgotten them. Some memorial to Baker in one of the parks would be a fine thing for Portland. A tablet such as Boston erected on the Common to Lieutenant Shaw, with an inscription inspiring the young to emu late his deeds, would prove to a forget ful world that Oregon's hero la not for gotten here and show that the state is worthy of his fame. SUFFERING FOR BINS OF OTHERS. The livestock men have undoubtedly been severely hurt by the blow to the packers, and it is quite natural that they should feel aggrieved at the Presi dent over the Injury they have suf fered. The public, in sympathy with the relentless war which the livestock men have been waging against the packers, will naturally regret that the former have been injured in the present controversy. It is, however, another case of "Old Dog Tray," and the live stock men, innocent of any wrong doing, are obliged to suffer for the ini quities of the beef packers, with whom they have much m common. It is, of course, impossible to strike at one branch of the Industry without injur ing other parts of it, which are to a large extent dependent on the prosper ity of the branch that is under Are. This is ihe reason that President Hag enbartb of the National Livestock As sociation, protests In such vigorous lan guage against the publicity being given to the nefarious practices of his an cient enemies, the packers. Representatives of the packing inter ests estimate the loss to the industry by the recent disclosures at 1150.000,000. This vast sum is only the beitynntng, for competitors in Europe are making the most of their opportunity by start ing an active campaign against all American packing - house products. With a lessening demand from Ger many and Great Britain, which in the past have been such large buyers of American meats, it will be Impossible for the livestock growers to avoid suf fering In company with the big meat trusts, whose revolting practices have caused the trouble. The pity of It all, and the feature which will excite the sympathy of the public for the stock growers, lies in the fact that In the end all of the enormous loss will be passed on down to the shoulders of these men, who can least afford It. For many a year the livestock men have been fighting the packers to se cure a more even distribution of the immense profits of the great Industry. Even in the most prosperous times, when the demand for meats reached its greatest proportions and prices were high to the consumer, the stockmen were so completely at the mercy of the packers that but few of them were able to make money. For these men the present blow, directed at the packers but going over their heads and strik ing the poor stockman, is a severe one. The mammoth plants of the packers, together with their private car lines, distributing agencies and great real es tate holdings, all represent an invest ment on which they will endeavor to earn a percentage of profit. When the output of these big plants Is cut down by a decreased demand for the product, the packers, being in absolute control of the situation, can promptly recoup by increasing the cost to consumers, who will still buy, and at the same time cutting down the price on the raw material, which the stock men are forced to sell at any price fixed by the packers. Unfortunate as it may be for the stockmen, It seems to be one of those desperate cases which require desperate remedies, and If the present exposures result in jcorrectlng the abuses which have caused such a pro found sensation, the immediate loss may in the long run be more than off set by the advantages of having the industry on a more legitimate basis. DELAY ON CANAL LEGISLATION. From the tenor of recent advices from Washington regarding the Panama Ca nal matter it is quite apparent that a deadlock on the "type" of canal to be built is highly probable. It is quite clear that the Senate is in favor of the sea-level canal, and the Kittredge bill providing for that type of canal was so brief, simple and unequivocal that, when it was reported by the commit tee on interoceanic canals, there was general belief that it would be rushed to passage and meet the approval of the President. Now It is reported that the President and the House will refuse to accept the sea-level type, and, as the dignified Senate can hardly be ex pected to recede from the stand it has taken, it is feared that matters will come to a standstill. The Senate bill provides "that a sea-level canal con necting the waters of the Atlantic, and Pacific Oceans be constructed in ac cordance with the report and plans of the Board of Consulting Engineers for the Panama Canal created by. order of the President dated June 24, 1905." This board was appointed for the pur pose of carrying out the provisions of the Spooner act of 1902. The Spooner act made no provision as to the type of canal to be constructed, and the de cision of the Senate committee in favor of the sea-level plan would accordingly meet with no obstacles from that source. The dilatory action on this mo mentous question cannot but provoke a suspicion that beneath the surface Is running a current of political manipu lation which may sweep the canal proj ect Into an eddy where it will remain until the next session of Congress un less a special session should be called In the meantime. This threatened danger of delay lies In the question of purchasing canal supplies. Ever since Secretary Taft placed himself hopelessly out of the running as a Presidential candidate by recommending purchase of canal sup plies where they could be bought the cheapest it was feared that the "stand patters" on the tariff would force re versal of that economical policy. There Is now a possibility that, in an effort to prevent this threatened breach in the high-tariff wall, they will endeavor to hold -up legislation on the canal itself until their wishes are granted. The people throughout the country will take no decided stand on the type of canal to be adopted, but the tariff question Is so important an issue that the question of purchasing supplies abroad, because they are cheaper than In this country, is approached with considerable anxiety by the vacillating element that Is uncertain as to which road will lead to victory two years hence. There is nothing In the past or present attitude of the high tariff devo tees to warrant belief that they would hesitate to hold up the canal by a con test over the type to be followed, if by so doing they could defer unfavorable action against the special Interests which they represent. The canal will Burely be built, but the delays and hin drances to which It Is subjected are be coming exasperating to those who are honestly endeavoring to hasten adjust ment of preliminary details. THE DOGS AND THE GIRL. Little Elsie Mllhoff, 11 years old, cru elly tortured and brutally murdered' near Kenton, Wash., last week, would have been alive today If her parents had observed one simple precaution.. They failed to send the dogs with the girl. In the development of a new country, when the small boys are few or none In the family, the small girl must of necessity do much of a boy's work. Getting up the cows at nightfall is a necessary duty. Father is not yet home and mother has altogether too much to do; so the task falls to the little maiden not yet or barely into her teens. The wise parent sends the dogs with the girl. There is no better companion, no stouter protector, no truer friend of the little girl than the four-footed brute (sic) who gladly goes with her in work or play; who shows his Joy by romping back and forth and running the dis tance twice over; who grieves not at a hurt, so it comes from the hand of his little mistress; whose bristling hair and bared teeth resent fancied or real af front; and the would-be assailant knows why he is there and why the dog has been sent with the girl. It is the hard and cruel truth of the day that all the villains do not inhabit the' cities. The tramp abounds every where, and when he becomes a hobo he is a beast of prey. Nothing is sa cred to him and a physical hurt is all he fears. Cruel and rapacious as the baboon of the forest, traversing the by ways rather than the highways, he too often finds his helpless victim. There Is but one remedy send the dogs with the girl. AS THE BREWERS SEE IT. The United Brewers, in convention assembled in Indianapolis, note with sincere gratification that since 1870 the consumption of beer in the United States has grown nearly four times as fast as the population. This explains why the number of millionaire brewers has Increased so largely in the period covered; also why the proclaimed in crease .of "living expenses' has been sounded as the keynote to so many laborers' strikes. But these things are merely Inci dental, and trifling at that. The great fortunes accumulated are the main thing, and next to this is the statement showing that we are a thirsty as well as a great people, 49,459,540 barrels of beer having been manufactured in the United States in 1905 an increase of 1,251,401 barrels over the production of the previous year. i While the United Brewers deplore the legislation Instigated by meddlesome people, known as local optionlsts and anti-saloon- agitators, as having in flicted "great injury" upon their indus try, they display pardonable pride in the increased product of their plants and Its increased consumption, and are confident that It will not be. long be fore the electors will properly rebuke these meddlers. CHEAP SHIPS. NOT BIG SUBSIDIES. It is announced from Seattle that the big Hill liner Dakota will be laid up until next October, the freight offerings being entirely too light to warrant op eration of such a large steamer. Her retirement Just at this time, when the subsidy bill is in a critical condition, can also be used as an argument in fa vor of the graft. An effort will prob ably be made to show that it is compe tition of the foreign vessels that makes it Impossible for Mr. Hill to keep his big freighter moving except at a loss. Of course every practical shipping man on the Pacific Coast Is of opinion that the Dakota and her Bister ship, the Minne sota, are too big for the route on which they are engaged, and can never be op erated there at a profit. The disadvan tage suffered by American shipowners not from lack of a subsidy, but by the enforcement of unfair, hampering laws is strikingly illustrated in the case of. the Dakota and the Teucer,. a new Holt liner which has just completed her mai den trip from the Orient to Puget Sound. ' . . . The Teucer is an 18,000-ton carrier, or slightly smaller than the Dakota. She has a capacity greater than the largest cargo that has been carried by the Da kota this year, and she steamed across the Pacific at a gait nearly as rapid as that of the big and expensive Dakota. The Teucer cost approximately $750,000 less than the Dakota, and, unless she was held for an accumulation of freight. thus lengthening the period between sailing' dates, she could handle all of the freight that has ever been available for the Dakota. She is, accordingly, from a speed and capacity standpoint, the equal of the Dakota, and as a busi ness proposition is so far superior to the Dakota as utterly to outclass the big vessel. The Increased cost of the Da kota at a 5 per cent interest rate and a 5 per cent depreciation charge will amount to $75,000 a year, a sum suffi cient to enable the Teucer to be oper ated at a good profit, while the Hill steamer was showing a loss. It must be remembered that the mat ter of a subsidy does not enter into this case at all, as 'the Teucer is an unsub sldlzed craft operated with no conces sions whatever from the Government whose flag she flies. The case of these two ships offers a pretty clear demon stration of the fact that what Is needed to restore the American flag to the high seas is cheap ships, and not big subsi dies. It never will be possible, in a le gitimate manner, to meet the competi tion of a $750,000 ship with one that cost twice as much, for the added cost will run against the ship until the end of time. The suggestion thatf Ameri cans be permitted to buy ships at a9 low figures as those for which foreign ers can buy them is always met with violent objection on the part of the men who are so anxious to "strengthen" our merchant marine with subsidy pap. In the face of plain and practical illustra tions of the advantages of encouraging our merchant marine by legitimate methods, this objection discloses the real purpose of the patriots who are so solicitous for the welfare of the Amer ican merchant marine. SAVING THE FRUIT INDUSTRY. A case Is to be brought before the Circuit Court at Oregon City to test the law which empowers a fruit inspector to enter a pest-infested or chard after the owner, having been duly notified, failed to spray his trees. A Mllwaukle orchard was entered un der these conditions several weeks ago and 34 prune trees infected with scale were cut down. The irate owner prom ised to make the Inspector pay for the damage Inflicted, and, in pursuance of this purpose, has brought suit for the sum of $2040, the alleged values of the trees thus destroyed. The question of clean orchards and perfect fruit in this state is Involved in the outcome of this suit. That the owners of orchards will not, In many cases, without compulsion, spray their fruit trees and destroy those that are moss, dirty and useless, is a fact well attested by the infested fruit that has appeared In this market in years past and by the moss-grown, pest ridden trees that abound throughout the Willamette Valley. The orchardlst who sprays his trees finds his crop at the mercy of his neighbor who neglects to do so. It is manifestly Impossible to re-establish and maintain the reputa tion of Oregon fruit, according to the required market standard, unless these old orchards are destroyed and the newer ones are sprayed at proper times. The thrifty citizen finds spraying his own orchard unavailing while the trees of his neighbors across the way are white with wooly aphis, mottled with San Jose scale, or are a breeding place for the codlln moth. This statement carries its own evi dence and argument. It follows that Oregon must either abandon its pre tensions as a state able to raise fruit as fine as any in the world, or take measures to compel indolent, thriftless orchardlsts to come up to the standard set by the Board of Horticulture for the production of clean fruit. The rival railroad companies that are trying to circumvent each other in building down the Columbia may now, without let or hindrance from Judge McCredie, of the Clark County (Wash ington) ' Superior Court, honeycomb Castle Rock with tunnels if they see fit. Each company is allowed to re sume work with Its newly sharpened drills the one on the east and the other on the west side of the great rock, and run into each other or parallel each other as the work proceeds, or as the engineers may direct. In the mean time those who but now rent the air with the voice of -lamentation because of the desecration of Castle Rock for commercial . purposes have become si lent. Sentiment seems to have capitu lated to utility; the great spur of gran ite is left to defend Itself while it can by the stubborn resistance with which Nature endowed it and capitulate when it must to the demands of a commer cial age. There is comfort in the re flection that Castle Rock is stony hearted and will not feel the indignities that a utilitarian spirit heaps upon It, and that two great and persistent bores will not in the least affect its serene temper and lofty bearing. Twenty-five years ago the United States produced 27,000 tons of copper. The production during 1905 was prac tically 40,000 tons, or more than half of the world's total supply. The value of last year's output was $160,000,000. The uses of this metal are steadily grow ing. It hi estimated that by 1920 the re quirements of the world will reach 1,500.000 tons. The United States will probably hold its present place In the market. New deposits are opened from time .to time. There are known dis tricts yet undeveloped in the Western mountains, and Alaska is rich In cop per. Mexico and Canada are copper countries, and send the United States ore and matte for smelting, and pigs, bars and ingots for manufacture. Un less there be formed a world trust, the price of the metal will probably be kept within reasonable bounds and it is cer tain with Increasing electrical develop ment that the industry will continue to be profitable. There Is always the pos sibility that a substitute may be found, yet the day of copper Is going to be a long one. Mr. Shively, addressing the Demo cratic convention at Indianapolis, finds In the protective tariff the root of all political evil. Insurance graft, timber stealing, Burton, Piatt, Depew, all spring from that one direful source. Abolish the tariff and, presto! the coun try will become pure. This would be more convincing if one could forget that there is no graft in Germany, though the Kaiser's tariff wall is higher in some places than Dingley's. Mr. Shive ly carries to a ridiculous extreme the Democratic tendency to theorize. The tariff produces many bad results. Like all good things, it needs reform from time to time, and it is abused by greedy monopolists. But it Is not responsible for all our ilia It did not help Mr. Bel mont create . the street railway-gas-subway combine in New York, nor did it put the Equitable Into Mr. Ryan's hands. How is the tariff accountable for railroad rebates and discrimina tions? A child-wife of 15 years appears be fore a court in this city charging her husband with extreme cruelty, which charge is substantiated by her foster mother. The charge of preliminary cru elty might well He against the latter In that she permitted a girl of 15 over whom she had control to become a wife. The folly of the marriage of a girl of Immature mind and body is only equaled by its inhumanity. Manna rained on A. W. Glbbs, superintendent of motive power for the Pennsylvania Railroad in the shape of a graft of 3 to 5 cents on each ton of coal burned by the rail road. The manna came from the coal companies. Glbbs is said to be a very "nice" man; if he were a franchise grabber living off the public or a bank baron squeezing the poor borrower, he could be no "nicer." Apparently the Federal brigade that fought Bourne's election either knew Mr. Bourne is not a vindictive man or thought jobs would be parceled out In the same old way after the next Legis lature. There have been many exam ples of Patterson, Matthews, Gowan, Dresser, Hall, Bancroft, et al., in this state. The courage of the Federal bri gade was admirable. If its Judgment was bad. And now if Cleveland should shout for Bryan and make It unanimous It's not impossible. Perhaps Bryan, from becoming rich and traveling in Europe, is not so much of a commoner. Besides, strange bedfellows have been seen In Oregon Governor Chamberlain and C. E. S. Wood; Harry Lane and John Manning; L T. Peery and George H. Thomas; Pat Powers and Tom Word. Another sad chapter Is recorded In the family life of the late Judge C. B. Bellinger In the death of his eldest son. Oscar Bellinger was born In Linn County and at the time of his death was 46 years old. The sympathy of the community will go out to his mother and other relatives in this city in this further bereavement. The Indiana Democratic platform pays some unpleasant attention to the grafters, and Orator Shively mentions by name a number of Republican Sen ators who were "caught with the goods." The Indiana Democrats are never afraidi to call a spade a spade, provided it is a Republican spade. The Oregon Democrats are not even to have a candidate for Speaker of the House of Representatives. The state wondered how it could have got along without the resonance of "Josephine" Smith in 1905 and W. R. Bllyeu and Charles V. Galloway in 1903; now it will find out. Blnger Hermann's trial will not come off until next Winter, and If there shall be a conviction, it may be deferred until after Hawley shall be the state's Rep resentative, beginning March 4, 1907..I Hermann always has been doing things for Oregon. Woman suffragists will try again two years hence. By that time the men may be so rested from the annoyance of this last campaign that they will feel no resentment at another intrusion of the issue nor at bothersome women at the polls. Down in Arkansas they still call it "boodle." Boodle is the old-fashioned and nearly forgotten word for "graft." Arkansas is the state where they are still voting and yelling for Jeff Davis. See Little Rock dispatch yesterday. Those leaders of the liquor association who bet their money on Word were surprised. There have been tricks in politics before, only the liquor men are usually sly enough to put up better ap pearances. Mr. Napoleon Davis and Mr. Peter D'Arcy are In position to sympathize with the lady that swallowed the gen tleman's diamond. What is the lady like thing for them to do? The packers and1 livestock men who are angry with Roosevelt don't have to eat the embalmed beef and rope sau sage and tuberculosis hash. Consum ers are more vitally concerned. Two years ago the Republicans who went under were Sanderson Reed and James Stott. This year it Is only Dr. Withycombe. That's some little prog ress, anyhow. Throw out Sell wood in the count? How would any other precinct like such treatment? But Sellwood is not wholly ignored; It has a free ferry. At least five Democrats wanted those Jobs in the Sheriff's office which are held by Republicans possibly more. Sheriff Bulletin: Mr. Stevens con tinues to be the latest and newest thing In Sheriffs. It's about time for Mr. URen to be gin hatching a new brood of amendments. LIFE IN THE OREGON COUNTRY. Open the Locks. Independence Enterprise. Everybody Is committed to the open inn; of the locks at Oregon City. Now who will open them? An Equine Dnde. Huntington Herald. J. A. Buchan has a curiosity In the horce line, it having a mustache over two Inches long and curled in the ap proved style. . Stock Will Be Fat. John Day News. Range riders say that the ground Is the most thoroughly soaked that It has been for years. Miners, farmers and stockmen have a most promising year before them. A Different Prlneville ' Fins. Prinevllle Review. The Review has a country subscriber who. every time he comes to town with a Jag, pays a year in advance. He is already paid up to 1909 and is about due to have another Jag. Now, Then, Altogether Mostly. Baker City Herald. Now that the shouting is in order you can do your best. If the election doesn't please shout for disgust and If it does please you shout for Joy. There is nothing like shouting to im prove the lungs in this high altitude. How a "Kernel" Get Natty. The Dalles Chronicle. A yarn is In circulation to the ef fect that strawberries cause insanity. Tomatoes are said to cause cancer, grapes cause appendicitis, apples cause colic and all the good things are pop ularly supposed to cause something dreadful excepting the good old Ore gon prune, and it Isn't to be trusted until it is dried. Please pass the dried prunes and send the strawberries East to your "poor relations." Tea Plants in Oregon. Bend Bulletin. The tea plants received by Henry Hedges last week took right up with the Bend country and are doing very well. Mrs. Hedges potted one. Intend ing to keep It in the house but the plant could not stand the confinement of a warm room, pined for the open air and wilted. Consequently . It was transplanted to the garden where it is now thriving in the bracing air of Central Oregon. Porcupine Beated the Dogs. Brownsville Times. One day last week Fred Malone's two dogs came in contact with the "real thing." He heard them give the "dis tress sign" and rushed into the brush to find that his dogs had engaged In a "mix-up" with a porcupine, and had gotten the worst of it. The dogs had their mouths full of quills and Were in great distress. Mr. Malone went to Murray Barrett's for assistance and the two succeeded in extracting 200 quills. Porcupines are very rare in these parts. The Walnut tn Loanred-Oir Lands. G. W. Peters In Salem Journal. The English walnut grows to per fection In Oregon. No pests among: it; no spraying "necessary, and the se lection of the ground Is even of sec ondary Importance, though the soil should be well drained. You don't have to cultivate the land previous to plant ing. A large proportion of the Prince orchard was simple cleared of its big timber and the young trees planted among the big stumps. This is another great advantaee In favor of walnut tree cultivation ,ln the timbered dis tricts of the Northwest, where thou sands of acres now "logged off" by the timber men can be rendered highly profitable without the expense of clear ing necessary for the growth of grain, grasses and fruits. Tariff Too Much for the Gnekwar. Washington, D. C, dispatch. The Gaekwar likes Washington, D. C, and wants to return to the city at some future day. He is as enthusiastic over the capital as the constituents of a rural Congressman making their first visit to Washington. He likes the broad streets, shaded avenues, the parks, and, above all, the cleanliness of the city appealed to him, so he told his Interviewers. The stately Capitol Congress house, as he referred to it also moved the Prince to admiration. He was there yesterday and occupied a seat in the diplomatic gallery of the House while John Sharp Williams was making a few additional remarks upon the comparative cost of wire nails, tin plate and other commodi ties under the Wilson tariff and the Dlngley law. The Prince was deeply In terested, and expressed the opinion that John Sharp must be a great man and a powerful orator, but he added by way of qualification that while he was able to understand his words he was not able to comprehend his meaning. "That Is because," said His Highness, "I am not famliar with your tariffs and your other institutions. I should like to learn much about them." He was Informed that no one except a "stand-patter" knew all about the tariff, and the Prince's evident Ignorance of the term promised to call for too long an explanation In the brief time allotted for the interview, so the subject was changed and the more congenial topic of agriculture was broached. Chaffee for Prealdent. Kansas City Journal. General Funston's friends, or some of them, in Iola, have suggested his name for the Presidency. This 1b pardonable, but not admirable. The Presidency is a big place, but it goes more by luc2than by merit, and It Is a place of brief au thority. Much trouble goes with it, and it Is not to be sought for by any wise man except as any man of political promi nence may find himself in the clutches of circumstances which render him possible as a candidate. Funston In the army of the United States for life is a better proposition than Funston fooling with the Presidential buzz-saw for a few unhappy years. If the country wants a soldier for Presi dent the best man at hand Is General Adna R. Chaffee, retired. He was a vet eran before Funston was born and is now In the prime of his wonderful strength. The United States is a fool to deprive itself of the active services of its best- tried and best-proved servants men like Chaffee and Bates who have Just retired. The country wants the pleasure of seeing General Funston meet a few more emer gencies in his own masterful manner be fore he gets Into the pool where General Miles got so much mud on his uniform. We are sure that Funston takes this view of it which Is a sure sign that his head continues to be as level as of yore. ! . ft Doing; Good at 81 Years Old. London Post. Baroness Burdett-Coutts recently cele brated her 91st birthday. Since, as a girl of 23, the bulk of the vast fortune of the Coutts family was placed In her hands she has labored unceasingly to utilize It for the benefit of mankind. The poor chil dren of the East End of London have been her especial care, while the Church of England has received largely of her bounty. But Baroness Burdett-Coutts charity has been so varied and extensive that it defies enumeration. Charles Dick ens was one of her earliest friends and advisers, and it was under his guidance that she first visited the most squalid quarters of Stepney and Whlteehaoel. now brightened by her benevolence. CUTS LOOSE FROM WIFE. Rockefeller Professor Triggs' New Matrimonial Cult. Chicago Journal and Inter Ocean. Professor Oscar L. Triggs, who severed his connection with the University of Chi cago under sensational circumstances that caused a stir throughout the educational world, has reached an agreement with Mrs. Triggs for a permanent separation. Whether a divorce will follow has not been made public. The separation is and will remain as complete as any legal man date could effect, Mrs. Triggs being lo cated in Paris, France, and the professor in Chicago through an arrangement mutu ally agreed on. When Triggs left the University of Chi cago he went to live at- the People's In dustrial Institute at 1926 Indiana avenue, conducted by the Spencer-Whitman Cen ter. Miss Fagan Is a physical culture demonstrator, and the interest of the col lege man In the demonstrator became a matter of comment. This led to unpleas antness In the Institute, and Miss Fagan, a handsome young woman, left. Shortly after Professor Triggs took up his abode in the home of Miss Fagan at lift Thirty third street. Oscar L. Triggs was formerly a pro fessor at the University of Chicago, and first gained fame by a lecture in the class room in which he declared the genius of John D. Rockefeller was in its way as great as that of Shakespeare. This lecture made him a National fig ure. Mr. Triggs gained further notice as a result of an attack on the literary and musical merit of the hymns which are usually sung in churches. He declared the text in certain cases was doggerel and the music pretty bad. On many other subjects he expressed ideas that were decidedly original. He soon found himself looked upon at the university as too radical and Indiscreet. Two years ago, therefore, when the uni versity trustees met and considered changes In the faculty, Mr. Triggs' con nection with the university was severed, although students prepared a petition for his retention. Professor Triggs and Miss Fagan's ap pearance in the Thirty-third street apart ments followed a finale at the People's In dustrial College that was as sensational as the former's exit from the University of Chicago. President Parker H. Ser combe of the college, which Is now known as the Spencer-Whitman Center, is said to have Invited Miss Fagan in vain to absent herself from the premises, and to have brought about that denouement by setting her trunks on the front doorstep. Professor Triggs almost immediately severed his connection with Sercombe in associate editorship of "Tomorrow," and left the institution without the neces sity of any such strenuous inducements. Triggs then devoted his energies to a publication he termed "Triggs' Maga zine." He is now associated with Profes sor J. Milton Jones, who became conspic uous following his action in divorcing his wife to develop his soul, and his subse quent marriage to another woman within 11 days. The new magazine, to be published by Professor Triggs and Professor Jones, is to be known as the University Digest, "devoted to the Ideas that are influenc ing civilization." Man's Innermost thought is to be the principal theme for discus sion In the publication. Excerpts from the magazine "Tomor row," published by Parker H. Sercombe, head of the Spencer-Whitman Center: "Are you weary of talking the talk and do you want to live the life? You may do so. "Our colony is for the superman and the superwoman. "If you are impassive to praise or cen sure. "If your ambition Is not for wealth or poverty. "If you desire a chance to be normal. "If you love art, beauty, comradeship. "If you have poise. "If you have Industry, initiative, orig inality. "If you can mind your own business, practically and theoretically. "If you are satisfied to explain, subdue and control yourself alone. "If you do not get booze drunk, or money drunk. "If you regard clothes as Incidental to life and not the whole thing. "If you realize that God no longer de pends upon you to kill the devil. "If you realize that the scheme of life left us by our dead ancestors is unfit for the real man the over man the future man I will Join you." New York City's $15,000,000 Bulldlnar New York Exchange. By an exchange of deeds between the city and the United States Realty & Improvement Company yesterday, relative to the closing of Thames and Temple streets and the opening of a larger Thames street, the last barrier In the way of the erection of the new Boreel building and the Trinity addi tion was recorded. The twin structures, which, when completed, will represent an invest ment close to $15,000,000, will be the most ornate and commodious office building in the world. The present Trinity building, which occupies the site of the first office structure in New York, has a floor area of 166,000 square feet, and In the completed twin buildings there will be an area of 552,873 square feet. Architect Francis H. Kimball has provided every modern device for the structures, which will be ready for oc cupancy May 1, 1907, and will be held as a permanent investment by the company. THE RATE-BILL 1 JJ Prom tha Chlcaco Record-Herald. A PECULIAR ACCIDENT HAPPENS WHILE GOING ROUND THE CON GRESSIONAL CURVES. RICHEST BOY IN THE WORLD. Marshall Field Grandson of One Time Chicago Merchant. ' London Cable Dispatch. -Unconscious of hia vast wealth, young Marshall Field, the richest boy In the world, is having a good time In London. With his brother Henry, who is 10 years old, and his little sister, Gwendolyne, he Is being taken to all the sights and shows by his aunt, who is the wife of Captain David Beatty, of the Royal Navy. The happy party is staying at Claridge's Hotel, the exclusive and expensive Max fair house, and have a magnificent auto mobile to take them to the Tower, the Zoo or the Hippodrome. Their mother is In Paris. The two boy 8 must wonder at the at tention they attract, for their movements are watched by eager reporters and pho tographers, wishing to record the dolnga of the ltttie multi-millionaires. An Englishwoman who met the, elder boy in the corridor after laying in wait for him, kissed him, much to his aston ishment, and said: "I hope, my child, that you will always make good use of your great wealth." At present nothing has been decided as to the immediate education of the boys. Two schools have been suggested to Mrs. Field by Mrs. Beatty. One is a private school at Wokingham, where the boy of Colonel John Jacob Astor was educated, and the other is a preparatory school at Eton, near Uxbridge, where several boys with American mothers. Including the sons of Lady Grey Egerton and Lady Cheylesmore, are being educated. Henry and Gwendolyne come In for a share of the $150,000,000 of their grand father, the great Chicago merchant, but young Marshall will have the greater por tion to keep the wolf from the doors of his many residences. There Is no great retinue to mark their wealth. Just a gov erness for the two boys and a nurse for the little girl. Both the little boys are unassuming, as all little boys should be, whether millionaires or Princes, and are quite unspoiled as yet. Mrs. Wu Ting-Fans; Winn Oat. Philadelphia Inquirer. Once again has Wu Ting-fang, ex Chinese Minister to the United States, succumbed to the influence of lovely woman! Only a few days ago his com plete conversion to the water wagon and the simple life by Mrs. J. B. Henderson, of Washington, D. C, was announced. And now comes the startling news by cablegram from Pekin of his retirement forever from official life. The reasons given are the failure of his plans to hu manize the administration of Justice In China. They may have cut some figure In the Celestial mind, but the real reason Wu Ting-fang has made known to a personal friend in Philadelphia, for in a letter Just received from Pekin he says: "I have been in active public life for many years, and my wife is continually urging me that it Is time for me to retire and earn some rest. "She sayg that the wise man ought to khow not only to advance, but also to retire in proper time. This seems to mo a good advice, and I am seriously think ing of following It." And now It would seem as if Mrs. Wu had won out. The little lady, who is said to have the smallest foot in China, has proved more powerful than all the pomp and power of court life. Chorus Girl and Cornell Flaar. Ithaca CN. Y.) Cor. Chicago Inter Ocean. One of the automobile giris In "The Earl and the Girl," which played here Saturday night, paid the highest price for a small Cornell banner that has been recorded In the history of the university. The performance Saturday evening was the last one of the season, and a crowded house greeted the company. The students clamored for encores. The chorus girls, who had been given a great time all day, entered Into the spirit of the fun with more than their usual vim, and some of them added stunts that were not on the regular programme. In the first act one of the prettiest of the automobile girls wound a tiny silk Cornell flag around her shapely ankle just low enough to allow a glimpse when her skirts whirled around In the dance. At the flag's appearance the house went Into an uproar. The students shouted and yelled applause. It looked as if the flag bad scored a triumph, but when the show was over the prosaic manager fined the pretty girl with the be flagged leg $18 out of her week's salary. There Is some talk of taking up a sub scription to pay the fine. Klpltnjr on Cheapness of Life. Chicago Chronicle. Rudyard Kipling is indulging his clever ly caustic wit at London banquests. At the Academy dinner which followed the private view of the May exhibition, speaking to the toast of "Literature," he declared that literature has always stood outside the law as the one calling that Is absolutely free free in the sense that It needs no protection and he Illustrated his point In this fashion: "For Instance, when, as occasionally happens, a judge makes bad law or a surgeon makes a bad operation or a manufacturer of food makes bad food criticism of their action is by law and custom confined to com paratively narrow limits. But if, as oc casionally happens, a man makes a bad book there is no limit to the criticism that may be directed against it, and it is perfectly as it should be. The world re cognizes that little things like bad laws, bad surgery and bad food only affect the cheapest commodity that we know about human life." TRAIN LOSES A CAR