9 THE MORNING OEEGOXIAN. SATURDAY, MAT 12, 1906. Enter at the Postoffle at Portland. Or a Saeond-Claas Matter. UB8CRIFTIOM RATES. CT IKVAJtlABLT IS ADVAKCt "Q - OBr Kail or Sxpreaa) DAILY. SUNDAT INCLUDBD. Twelva month ?( month Tor months.. On month .1? Eollv.red br earlier, par rear - Delivered by carrier, par month. Lee time, per weak Sunday, one year Weekly, on year (Issued Thursday) .. nndar and Weekly, one year HOW- TO BKM1T Send poatorflo money rder, express order or peronal oheok on r local bank, Stamps, coin or currency at the under- rlak. EA8TKBN BUSINESS OFTICK. The S. c. Beckwlta Special Age- Tork, room et-sO. Trlhua building. Cat aego, room tlo-Sia Tribune building, KKFT OH SALE. Chicago Auditorium Annex. Foetoffloa fcil Co.. ITS Searbora atroet. tt. Paul. Mian, N. lit. Maria Commercial Station. Ltcnver Hamilton Xendrlck, aoa-ota Seventeenth etreet; Pratt Book Store. Ula Slftsenth street; L Welnteia. Qsldfield, Nor. Guy Marin. Kama city, Mo Rlckaeckar Cigar Co.. 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The witless bunch of office-seekers who are trying- to make Oregon a Dem ocratic state blundered Tather worse than ueual vhen they assailed- Mr. Wlthycombe because he is of foreign birth. The attempt to exclude citizens of forHgn birth from political honor and preferment has been made-onee or twice in the course of the history of this country, with results which can hardly be encouraging to those who would repeat It. The "American Party" of 1852 lasted Just long enough to In sure the political ruin of every man that Joined lis ranks, and the more re cent American Protective Association ended In a general scrimmage on the pBrt of its members to see who could swear hardest that he had never be longed to it. Know-nothingism never has been a popular principle in the pol itics of this country, and it never will be so long as a large proportion of our most uptight and capable public ser vants continue to come from among citizens of foreign birth. It makes lit tle difference to the American voter where a candidate for office happens to have been born; but It makes a great deal of difference what hls character Is and what the party that supports hint stands for. The great and patriotic State of Min nesota has two "foreigners" in Con gress. One of them Is Senator Knute Nelson, who was born In Norway; the other Is Representative McCleary, who was born and educated In Canada. Both these gentlemen stand high among our statesmen, and their records in Con gress and elsewhere compare very fa vorably with those of such "natives" as Gorman and Aldrlch. Senator Patter son, of Colorado, was born in Irelaaid; Congressman Campbell, of Kansas, was born In Nova Scotia, aud Jenkins, of Wisconsin, In Kngland If the Demo cratic party has seriously begun the tank of forcing out of public life all foreign-born citizens, we admire its au dacity, but we cannot predict very bril liant success for it. Some of the very best political work of this generation in America has been done by foreigners. Mayor Weaver, of Philadelphia, Is among those to whom the Democrats Impute the terrible crime of having been born outside the limits of the United States; Carl Schurz. the great reforming statesman and thinker, is another guilty of the same offense. Mr. Wlthycombe wan born in England In lSi4 and passed his boyhood in his father's family In that country. His opponent, Mr. Chamberlain, was born the same year, but a few months earlier, In Mississippi, and passed his boyhood there. We do not reproach Mr. Chamberlain with the fact that in his early youth the state where he was born and resided was not a part of the United States. It was in rebellion against the Constitution and laws of the country, but this was not the Gov ernor's fault. He could not help the treason of his friend and neighbors, any more than Mr. Wlthycombe could help the fact of his Knglish birth. That Mr. Chamberlain saw fit to leave the community In. which he was born and come to Oregon is greatly to bis credit. It Is equally to Mr. Withy combe's credit that he did the same things Neither one of these gentlemen Is in any way responsible for the acci dent of his birthplace, but both of them are responsible in a certain measure for the methods which are used in conduct ing the present political campaign. If Mr. Chamberlain's party resorts to un American and dishonorable methods, he cannot escape his share of the blame for it. In view of the history of this country and the part which foreign born citizens have taken in Its develop ment. It eertahily Is both un-American and dishonorable to attempt to preju dice the voters against a candidate on the ground that he happened to be born outside the boundaries of the United States. Within two years after his arrival In Oregon 'Mr. Wlthycombe's father de clared his Intention of becoming an American citizen, and as soon as the law allowed he became fully natural ized. The present Republican candi date Fas then minor, and he sup posed, on good legal grounds, that his father's naturalization made him fully a citizen. He remained- of this opinion for seventeen years, and during all that time voted and acted as an American citizen, and a good one, too. Among other good deeds, he-voted the Republi can ticket at every election. Can Mr. Chamberlain say as much for himself? After the expiration of seventeen years a doubt arose in Mr. Wlthycombe's mind whether his father's naturaliza tion was sufficient to complete his own tltisenshlp, sni then, to remove all doubt, he -went before Judge Deady and took the oath of allegiance. Wherein was this discreditable? What ground for reproach could any right-thinking man And In this? If he had allowed his citizenship t remain questionable, possibly he might have been blame worthy; but he did nothing of the kind. He proceeded promptly to place the matter beyond all doubt. Party managers who are driven by the poverty of their resources to make use of such material as this foolish story against Mr. Withycombe are to be pitied. An ingenious campaign slander may sometimes be forgiven on account of the merriment it excites; but a tale that is stupid as well as false Is unpar donable. Nobody expects a Democratic campaign- leader to be moral, but we contend that he ought to show a cer tain degree of common sense. To at tempt to impose upon the voters with such a tale as this about Mr. Wlthy combe's citizenship is neither moral nor sensible. v HAWAIIAN TRADE KOR PORTLAND. The representative of a large Ha waiian firm passed through Portland yesterday en route for Seattle, where he will purchase several thousand dollars' worth of goods to be sent to Honolulu on the steamer Nevadan, sailing next week. The goods needed" could all be purchased In Portland to better advan tage than in Seattle, but the American Hawaiian steamship line has thus far refused to send its steamers to Port lond. There will be an immense amount of this new business handled in the northern ports while San Francisco Is In the recuperative stage, and much of it will be retained after the Bay City is rebuilt. . It is, accordingly, of the greatest importance that Portland make some effort to secure recognition from the American-Hawaiian Steam ship Company. That company Is collecting many thousands of dollars every month from Portland merchants for freight which in the past has been brought to San Francisco and reshlpped to Portland. The amount of freight money thus col lected from the Portland merchants is much greater than that which is se cured from Seattle merchants, and there is accordingly some obligation on. the part of the steamship owners to Portland merchants. As most . of the steamers operated by the company are oil-burners, there is not even the ex cuse of sending them to the Puget Sound port for cheap fuel. Under the circumstances It would seem eminently proper for the American-Hawaiian Company to practice a little reciprocity for the favors it has received from Portland and send a few of the steam ers direct to this port. This will not only admit of our mer chants receiving their goods direct, but it will enable them to get back Into trade in which there are great opportu nities for development. Some concert ed action is necessary to bring- this matter to the attention of the steam ship company, and it should be forth coming without delay. People ac quainted with the Seattle method of doing business can readily understand what a protest would be made if Seattle Instead of Portland were paying the largest freight bills and at the same time were denied direct transportation facilities when they could be a easily arranged without delay or Iosb to the company. Perhaps if ait earnest protest- were made against this injustice Portland would be given the opportunity to share in a traffic which for many months and possibly years will be of great propor tions. We should at least be given the same consideration that is extended to other ports which contribute less liber ally to the revenues of the American Hawaiian Steamship Company. THE EAST SIDE HIGH SCHOOL. The election of Professor D. A. Grout as principal of the new High School meets general approval. Professor Grout, from his long connection with the public schools of Portland, is widely known in educational and home circles throughout the city. The place to which he has been elected is a responsible one. His attitude upon High School fraterni ties and sororities is not known; at least It has not been publicly announced, and there Is some anxiety and not a little curiosity In regard to it. Since as ex perience elsewhere has proved, it is much easier to keep these associations from being formed within the High School than It is to root them out after they have gotten a foothold; and fur ther, since the indications are that the High Schools of the country will event ually have to be purged of them for their own protection, It would seem to be the part of wisdom to begin right upon this matter in our new - High School. Aside from this point, and the material fact that little progress is be ing made upon the building that Is to be the home of the new High School, there is no question in regard to this much-desired and greatly-needed addi tion to the public school accommoda tions of the city. Patrons of the public schools are not looking for ideal teach ers and managers. They will be satis fied to have capable, practical, intelli gent men and women in oharge of the schools. That Professor Grout, in his enlarged opportunity, will give further evidence of his ability as an instructor and ex ecutive officer is the prevailing opinion. THE HOCBE-MOVER. The patriotic and Intelligent Jury which tried Mrs. Zera Snow's action for damages against the man who defaced her shade trees to make room to move an old shack through the street award ed her si damages and she has to pay her own costs. Such is the law. In de fense of this verdict one may say that the trees were merely things of beauty while the wretched old Image of calam ity which the house-mover had under taken to trundle through the streets past them was, perhaps, worth $5. What are charm and beauty and civic reputation, anyway, compared to the profits of a house-mover? "Who Is it that makes this country great and free If not the house-mover? What would happen to the Constitution if he had not the right to drag his monstrous old wrecks about the city? We contend that the house-mover, that glorious pillar of our liberties, is an oppressed and persecuted individual. It Is not enough for him to have the unrestricted right, to murder the trees along his course, he ought also to have the right to murder the owners of the trees. What right has Mrs. Snow, or any other person, to stay the hand of progress by setting shade trees In the street? If she wants shade trees there are plenty of other places beside the street for them. She can set them out n the roof of her house, or down in He basement. The street is no more place for shads trees than churches IV r m. are for prayers. "If I let you pray here," said the sexton to the intrusive old wo man, "first thing I know there will be people praying all over the church." If the patriotic house-mover did not from time to time clear tha streets of shade trees, how long would it be before we had maples and elms In front of every dwelling in the city? Nor would that be the end of it. If foolish citizens were permitted to set out trees before their houses, it would not be long before they would want to plant rose bushes and chrysanthemums, and how in the world Is one to move rotten old hovels along a street all littered up with roses and rubbish f that sort? The house-mover ought to have the right of eminent domain In the city streets. Since his privileges are the most important ones, he ought to have unlimited means of enforcing Vthem. Either that Is true or else it is true that the law ought to forbid altogether the ruthless and destructive business of carting- tumble-down shacks from one sinkhole to another. For the ruin of her cherished trees the law gives Mrs. Snow no redress. iHer right to enjoy her home in peace the law flouts and ignores. Perhaps some benefactor of the householder may discover a method of fixing dynamite bombs on the limbs of shade trees for the benefit of the house-mover. If he could be made to blow himself and his tottering old wrecks into eternity together whenever he attacks a tree, something like subr stantial Justice would' be attained. Why not organize an anti-house-moving society and set a price on the heads of the whole fraternity? THE COOS BAY CONGRESS. The Farmers' and Shippers' Congress and Coos County Farmers' Institute, which will be held at North Bend, Or., May 23-24, is one of the most Important meetings yet scheduled by the Willam ette Valley Development League. It will be of special. interest to. the .people of Portland and the Willamette "Valley, for the reason that it will be held In a very' rich section of Oregon which up to this time has not received the exploi tation to which it was entitled. The Coos Bay country will soon be given railroad connection with Portland and will be as easy of access as any of the Willamette Valley cities and towns. This will, of course, enable us to culti vate a closer social and business rela tion with our southern neighbors than is now possible. At the same time Port land and the other Willamette Valley cities and towns owe something to our enterprising: "friends In the southern part of the state. Even when hampered by poor trans portation facilities, they have stood loy ally by Portland, so far as It was possi ble for them to do. Tear after year they have Joined with us on all enter prises of a public nature, even though their isolated portion of the state re ceived less benefit from them than any other part of the state. Their splendid exhibit at the Lewls and Clark Fair was a wonderful tribute to their enter prise, and it is now up to Portland to show, at least in a mild degree, our ap preciation of their enterprise toy send ing a good delegation to the forthcom ing convention. The San Francisco dis aster has caused a diversion to this city of a considerable amount of trade from the Coos Bay country, and this start, which will be increased as soon as the railroad is completed, makes It highly important that we should show due ap preciation of the efforts of the develop ers of Southern Oregon. ENIGMATICAL WHEAT SITUATION. There was a sharp up-turn in the Chi cago wheat market yesterday, due to the sentimental effect of the Govern ment crop report of the day previous. We are now entering on the third sea son of high-priced wheat, and with the recollection of the manner in which. prices soared one year and two years ago at this period it does not require much effort to work up a bull sentiment In the wheat market. The unparalleled prosperity of the country and the at tendant vastly increased purchasing power of the people have, of course, increased consumption of wheat to a considerable extent, and the statis tical position of the cereal Is far from being weak. Nevertheless, sentiment at this time of the year is always the con trolling factor In prices. 'The Govern ment report showed a heavy decrease in acreage of Winter wheat since last Fall. It also showed a much higher condition than the average for the past ten years. The improvement .in the condition was fully sufficient to offset the reported decrease in acreage, so that there was really nothing in the re port that had any tangible bearing on the situation. But the,sentiment of the Chicago pit was bullish and much was made of the loss in acreage, while the high condi tion of the crop was given only scant consideration, for the reason that It might sufr future damage, which, with the shortage in acreage, would materially affect prices. We are now approaching the period when crop scares of all kinds are sprung on the public. For the next six weeks it will be largely a "weather market," and the Hessian fly, the chinchbug, rust and all the rest of the wheat pests will make their annual appearance In the fields in some cases, but generally in the market reports. But crop damage of serious proportions, either by unfavor able weather or from pests, is not the usual thing, and If the 1906 orop con tinues to maintain Its present high con dition, or even suffer a loss of several points, it will still be difficult to add very much to the present high scale of prices. The American visible supply, in spite of a decrease of nearly 3.000,000 bushel last week, is 38.431,000 bushels, or more than 12,000,000 bushels greater than on a corresponding date last year. It Is now higher by nearly 10.000,000 bushels than it has been at any corre sponding date since 1901. , With a crop the size of that harvested last year, the markets of this country must be dominated to a large extent by the foreign markets, for it is on them that we must depend for a dumping ground for the surplus which cannot be used in this country. Conservative es timates and even the Government fig ures on the 1905 crop indicated an exportable- surplus of from 175,000,000 to 200,000.000 bushels of wheat, and with but two months of the cereal year re maining we have shipped to May 1 but 114,000.000 bushels. With the surplus still on hand in possesison of holders financially equipped for retaining It In definitely, this may not become a weight on the market, but its retention will be jroverned to a considerable ex tent by foreign conditions. These con ditions are not favorable to high prices. The Argentine is still pouring wheat Into the European market at the rate of 3.000.000 to 4.000.000 bushels per week, and lb shipments from that country to May 1 were more than 10.000.000 bush els greater than for any correspondintt period in the history of the trade. Russia, in spite of her internal troubles, has already this season shipped 128,624,000 bushels of wheat, which is only 8.000.000- bushels short of the record shipments of the previous season for a corresponding date. It is also known that there are still large stocks held in that country. The -shipments from the Danubian Provinces are 30,000,000 bushels ahead, of those of the previous season. In addition to this enormous amount of wheat in sight, the prospects for this year's crop are ex cellent. Russia, the pre-eminent factor in the foreign markets, reports good rains and crop reports everywhere fa vorable. In France and Germany the condition Is fair, and in ' Roumania, Hungary and Bulgaria conditions are good. High prices for wheat in the United States are a blessing for us when they are caused by a shortage in other countries. If, however, they are ths result of unfavorable conditions and a short crop at home, they are not de sired. The temporary strength now in evidence is due to fear and sentiment that the crop will be short. Let us hope that the market manipulators are In the wrong. Following Chicago's lead-, nearly all the cities of the Middle West are now calling for a "spotless town." Newspa pers have taken up the cry and demand a cleaning-up day, when every unsight ly movable object shall be carted away. Portland is far from spotless, and men who are spending millions in building continue not only to litter but blockade streets and sidewalks, and some men with less than a million store elabwood in public view, yet the city is compara tively free from rubbish. The efTort put forth last year in anticipation of the World's Fair is in evidence today. Portland, taken far and by. Is beautiful to look upon; as well for visitors as for ourselves. If some general movement could be started to get sickles busy in the ' tall grass on vacant lots, little ground for complaint would remain.' Port Townsend offers to the world some wonderful evidence of the value of salt air and a clam diet. Sixty vet erans sat down to a birthday banquet in honor of one of their number a. few days ago, and their ages range from 63 years to 87 years, with an average of over 75 years, the aggregate being 3597 years. Not only was the gathering a notable one on account of the great age of the men, but the names of those present Included quite a number who had made history In Puget Sound and its tributaries. These names were at one time household words in the Puget Sound country, and while they are not so familiar to the new-comers, they are recognized -whenever they appear in print. The Elkins amendment to the rate bill forbids Interstate railroads to deal in the commodities which they carry. Senator Ankeny was one of six to vote against this wholesome and necessary provision. His reason is interesting. He says it would, prevent Western mining and lumbering concerns from owning the "little branch railroads" which carry thetr products to the main line. Since these "little branch railroads" are neither common carriers nor inter state lines, it Is puzzling to understand how the Elkins amendment affects them. Perhaps, after reflection, Sena tor Ankeny may offer a revised expla nation of his vote. It needs one. Isn't it pleasant to reflect that Wall 6treet Is no longer the whole thing in Uncle Sam's financial realm? A raid on stocks with loss or millions In a sin gle hour, a tightening of ready cash that multiplies the interest rate ten or twenty fold, or a natural depression such as the San Francisco disaster oc casioned, is merely an incident in the business life of the Nation. When the bear camp in Wall street or the bull corral gets a chill, the whole country doesn't take quinine. It is not a good time, nor seemly, to exploit the terrible disaster of San Francisco as Portland's opportunity to steal the Jobbing trade of the stricken city. rThere are some things that are higher than commercial rivalry or com petition, and one of them is plain de cency. In his native state the plain people are comparing General Frederick Fun ston with Cortez, Custer, Phil Sheridan and other men of fame. To prevent confusion, the Kansas City Star calls on them to halt and nickname him Frederick the Great. Recent developments concerning the relations between common carriers and a certain extensive and unpopular truet prompts the Richmond Times-Dispatch to perpetrate the remark that the rail road industry is mostly governed by an oiligarchy. They are having prohibition in San Francisco real prohibition enforced by "license" officials. The earthquake and fire did it. " Have the peaceful tac tics of the prohibitionists been a mis take all these years? - Under present weather conditions, in about ten days every settlement In Ore gon, from Ashland on the south to Ba ker City on the east, will be Berrytown. Each Is amply equipped with sugar and cream resources. The paper trust has also concluded to own up and be good. This ought to be a first-class hint to other paper trusts with a maximum of capitaliza tion and a minimum of assets. Mr. Bryan will not be again a candi date, he says, "unless circumstances seem to demand it." It is up to circum stances now to provide a real live Dem ocratic nominee. Three doctors have declared that Dowie is in full possession of reason and understanding. What he wants is full possession of Zion's cashbox. If newspapers are an index of a town's prosperity. Hood River has no cause for complaint. The red apple must be a rnasoot. Value of a Drank'e Keek 9100, Baltimore Herald. A Lancaster County. Pa.. Jury has fixed the value of a drunken man's broken neck at $100. That Is the amount of damages awarded to Frank Gembe, whose neck was broken in a fall after be had become drunk at John Stumpfs ho tel, but who lived to sue. While the amount of damage 1? small, the verdict may be a serious one. Counsel for Gembe will move fr the revocation of the hoiel license of Stumpf on the BTonnd that the verdict established the fact that liquor wis manifestly old to a drunken man. WAY TO HAKE CITY CHARTERS Caaaatttvtlonat Aneaimnt Proaaie Take Power From LerUlatore. For the purpose of taking away from the Legislature the power to enact charters for cities, and place this power in the hands of the paople of the territory affected, a constitutional amendment has been proposed by in itiative and will be voted upon by the people of Oregon at the election June 4 next. The bill has two purposes to relieve the Legislature of a large part of its work, to which It gives much time, but no Intelligent attention, and to enable the people of cities to frame their charters ta suit themselves. As everyone knows, a, charter bill is passed in the Legislature upon re quest of the delegation from the coun ty In which the city is located. The Legislature raises no question as to the merits of the measure. Charter bills are read on the hop-aklp-and-jump plan. They are so long and so complicated that no member could understand them if be heard them read, and a committee could not study them intelligently without being fami liar with local conditions. For that reason, if a Representative from Baker County introduces a charter bill for Baker City or any other town In that county, the bill Is referred to the Baker County delegation, consisting of the one Representative who Introduced the charter bill. Upon his favorable re port it is passed, with the reading of only the enacting clause, a few words of the incorporation clause and the emergency clause at the end. When the bill appears in the Senate, It is referred to the Senator from the same, county, and upon his rec ommendation It passes that body in the same manner. Thus two men may make the charters for all the cities of tha county. The same practice prevails as to all charter bills, the number of men who make ithe charters being determined by the number of members in the Legisla ture from the county from which the bill cornea While this practice is not absolutely necessary, it is the only practicable meth od of making charters for the larger cities. There is a general law under which many of the smaller cities have adopted their charters, but none: of the larger cities have found it suited to their needs. The constitution at present pro vides, in section 8 of article II: Corporations may be formed under general law, but ehall not be created by special laws, except for municipal purposes. All laws passed pursuant to thw section may be al tered, amended or repealed, but not so as to Impair or destroy any vested corporate right. The proposed amendment, drafted by the People's Power League, reads as fol lows: Seotlon 2. Corporations may be formed under general laws, but shall not be created by the Legislative Assembly by apeclal lawa. The Legislative Assembly ahall. not enact, amend, or repeal any charter act of incor poration for any municipality, city or town. The legal voters ot every city and town are hereby granted power to enact and amend their municipal charter, subject to the con rtltutlon and criminal lawa ot the Stat of Oregon. Should this amendment be adopted, it would become the duty of the next Leg islature to enact a general law, prescrib ing a plan by which the people of a city could elect members of a charter commis sion, which commission would draft a charter to be submitted to a vote of the people of the city, for their adoption or rejection. One of the reforms which it Is expected this amendment would accomplish Is the elimination of charter-Juggling from poll tics. Under the present system, charters of many cities have been amended so as to legislate one set of officers out and an other set In. . In practice, that system en ables one or two members of the Legis lature to oust the officers of a city and name their successors. This power has been exercised -to a greater or less extent by members who saw an opportunity to strengthen themselves politically . by the change In municipal patronage. On the other hand, it may be that the proposed method of enacting city char ters will open the way for a higher order of juggling, by men whose craftiness may enable them to insert "jokers" in charter bills and get them adopted by the people before the jokers are discovered. ABWSPAPER WAIFS. Nell "I really believe she married him for hla money." Belle "Well, eliminate his money, and what else would there be of him?" Philadelphia Record. First Tramp "Says in this 'ere paper as ow some of them millionaires works eight and ten hours a day. Bill." The Philoso pher "Ah. it's a 'ard world for some poor blokes!" Punch. The Wife "He told me that If I married him my every wish would be gratified." The Mother "Well, Is It not so?" The Wife "No. I wish I hadn't married him." Cleveland Leader. "Are you ready to live on my income?" he asked, softly. She looked up Into his face, trustingly. "Certainly, dearest," she an swered, "if If " "If what?" "If you can get another one for yourself." Judge. "You are taking a great deal of interest in this investigation." "Yes." answered the statesman. "I have to give it close personal attention. I want to make sure It doegn't flevelop anything I don't care to hav known." Washington Star. "What's the matter, dear: you look pus sled?" said Teas, meeting Jews on the ave nue. "I'm sure I lost something Just now," replied Jess, "but I can't think what It was." "Probably It wasn't anything very Important " "No. it wasn't; I remember now. It was that little Mr. SnlfTklns who was walking with me." Philadelphia Press. "Don't you think." asked Mrs. Oldcastie. "that the new minister was somewhat re condite last Sunday?" "r didn't know what It was at the time," replied her hostess as she toyed with her dlajnond-etudded fan, "but I do remember that his face looked kind of red and his eyes was sort of glassy. Still we oughtn't to be too hard on the poor man. He might of taken It for the Ma grippe.' " Chicago Record-Herald. ALL READY. GO! TTU,SIAIir IS CALLED A1C ASS. Be admits That Thera la Some of the Male About Him. A Washington, D. C. Dispatch. News has Just leaked out ot a recent sensational verbal encounter between Senator Penrose, of Pennsylvania and Senator Tillman, of South Carolina, be hind closed doors of the United States Senate. It was precipitated by Mr. Penrose, chairman of the committee on poatofAces and post roads, attempting to have a day fixed for taking a vote on the con. Urination of B. F. Barnes, assistant sec retary of the President, who has been nominated for postmaster ot Washing ton, D. C, which Mr. Tillman has been bitterly opposing on account of the rough ejectment of Mrs. Minor Morris from the White House last January. Mr. Tillman objected and on explana tion of his attitude declared that . there was considerable of the mule about him. "There is no nerd of the Senator ex plaining what is so well-known by the Senate," tartly exclaimed Mr. Penrose, who, as chairman of the committee on postomces and postroads, has charge of the Barnes nomination. "I'm Inclined to think that the Senator from South Caro lina is really an ass," he continued, with emphasis. In a moment there was an uproar. Mr. Tillman denounced the Pennsylvania Senator and angrily threatened to ex pose certain things about the Senator which he said were not to his credit. "The Senator can ' use his pleasure, either behind closed doors or in open session," scornfully retorted Mr. Pen rose. "He knows nothing of me of which I fear publicity. I have some affidavits from prominent people In South Caro lina about the Senator, and I will be glad to insert them In the record at the same time," Before the incident, which some feared might lead to a physical encounter, got any further the Senate adjourned. The Gaekwar of Baroda Coming, Liverpool Cable Dispatch. His Highness the Gaekwar of Baroda and his wife and daughter are coming to see us. The Maharajah, who ranks all the native Indian princes, will tour the United States and Canada to study the civilization that is so much younger than his own and so far removed from it. The Gaekwar' s predecessor tried some chemical experiments with the food of the British resident In Baroda, which resulted in the Englishman's death. Thereupon the British set up Baroda's present ruler when he was only a boy. The Gaekwar Is about 40 years old, and Is an enlightened Prince and a linguist. He takes Intense interest in bis people's education, and schoolhouses are plentiful in Baroda, which is in the Bombay Presidency. He opposes child-marriage so common in India and has declared that none of his children will marry until 20 years old. The Gaekwar visited England once be fore, and Queen Viotorla highly honored him. He has a superb collection of dia monds, rubles and emeralds, some of which have been In his family's posses sion for 600 years. Sentence Her to Dre Ante, Pittsburg Dispatch. Miss Pauline, the pretty 16-year-old daughter of Thomas McNally, a wealthy contractor, of Pittsburg, Pa., appeared before Magistrate Walker to answer a charge of speeding her auto and Inci dentally to explain why she was running an auto at all, when she is only IS, while the law says that no person under 18 shall. AVlth tears in her big eyes, Miss Mac Nally declared that if the magistrate would only allow her to run her ma chine she would do it at a snail's pace. "'It would break my heart. Colonel Walker," she exclaimed, "if you were to prevent me from running my auto." Colonel Walker wavered and was al most lost. But he pulled himself to gether and told her, she could go, but that she must not drive an auto again until she is 18 years old. Tender Sympathy Was Miaplaeed. New York Sun. She was almost the first woman pas senger to leave the parlor-car of the ex press from Boston, and she hurried down the Grand Central platform to the news stand, an anxious frown showing be neath her gray pompadour. Behind her came a younger woman, obviously a sal aried companion. Throwing down a cent, she caught up the evening paper and drew out of the crowd, searching the first page with eager eyes. "I suppose she has friends in San Francisco, murmured a sympathetic woman to a friend, and they drew near the reader. Just In time to see her crush the paper in her gloved hand and mur mur to her companion: "That tip was on the level. Gay Boy came In first a 10-to-l shot. Come, we'll just make Sherry's for tea." Watching; the Tall Jaaa Grow. Puck. "The Japs' have made up their minds to become tall. Newspaper item, 1!6. "Whether by taking thought or other wise, the Japs have attained an average height of five feet nine lnche." News paper Item, 1810. "The new Japanese law makes it com- pulsory to be a six-footer." Newspaper item. 1820. "What chance have the pigmy Euro peans against the giant Japs?" Editor ial, 1S26. "The S feet 2 inch Oregoniana can take a fall whenever necessary out of the 6 feet li-inch Japs." Portland Oregonian, April 1, 1930. Propoaed Bnrdea for Bachelors. Chicago Corr. New Tork Herald. That bachelors should be compelled to support dependent children In public in stitutlons was the position taken last night by Mrs. Able S. Shoen, a well known leader in women's clubs. In an address to the Dickens Club. Said Mrs. Shoen: "If I had the framing of a law for the taxation of bachelors. I would have each taxed for the maintenance of a child now being cared for by an Institu tion or by the state. Not only would I have that child educated, clothed and fed at his expense, but under pain of divers penalties I would have " him brought into direct personal contact with the child." -from th Phll4lelpht Record. SOME FEATURES OF THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN First and foremoat. all the world's new by Associated Prees, sperlal rorrsaoOBdeata and members of The OBlaai Stan, making the fall'" sad most complete leord of any Pacific Coaat Bewspaper. POSSIBILITIES OP , , "FREE" ALCOHOL, A very timely article from our special Washington correspondent bearing on the agricultural and commercial features of the pro posed new industry. It i of spe cial Interest to the Pacific North west for the reason that potatoes and beets are quite as available for denatured alcohol as corn. These three products would supply all the needs of the country for light, heat and power. Gasolin. and kerosene would be replaced at once by a better, cheaper and cleaner substitute, for alcohol will yield a profit at 10 cents a gallon. Vltlmately It will supplant coal. No theories are advanced; simply the facts based on Germany's ex perience with this special kind of alcohol. OREGON'S FINEST MILITIA ORGANIZATION According to the report of Colonel James Jackson recently made pub lic. First Battery. Field Artillery of Portland, popularly called "Bat tery A," leads all other organiza tions of the Oregon National Guard in military efficiency. It received ISO credit marks out "of a possible 200, and ranks seventh among the entire militia com panies of the Nation. Its person nel, history and spirit are well set forth In an article, handsome ly Illustrated by Routledge. "ELIZABETH AT HER HOME IN THE HILLS In this letter to Nell, the Oregott woman tells how the family en tertained Itself with Hawthorne for a time and then turned, for amusement, to hornets' nests as personal adornment. GLIMPSES AT THE BIG CITIES OF JAPAN Harry C. Breiden. who is now traveling in the Orient, sends an unconventional letter giving !m preaiions of Yokohama, Osaka and Kyoto, where little shops are run without system and big factories without steam power, GEORGE ADE IN PASTURES NEW He confesses that he started out to reform certain abuses In Eu rope, not to spread information, and then he tells of the sad case of old man Willoughby, of Michi gan, Consul at Galllvancla, who failed because he did not know the artificialities of officialdom. THE DIVINE AND THE HUMAN OR THREE MORE DEATHS Second and concluding chapter of Tolstoi's latest public utterance, from which the only inference that can be drawn Is that the great reformer is disheartened over the problem of liberty for the plain people of Russia. SOMETHING NEW FOR CHILDREN The story of Little Red Riding Hood told in pictures. There will be one chapter each week, begin ning tomorrow, in the form of a rebus. With the second chapter there will be published a solution of the first and so on through the ' series which will run IS weeks. It will give children no little amuse ment and at the same time stimu late mental activity. ' RECOLLECTIONS OF JUDGE GEO. H. WILLIAMS On the 12th of February, ISfiK, George Bancroft, the historian, addressed the United States Sen ate on Abraham Lincoln. The fame of the great emancipator has been growing these 40 years since that address was delivered, and it is interesting to note how the civ ilised world has accepted the es timate of Bancroft as remembered by the distinguished Oregon jurist and lawyer. SUSAN CLEGG AND HER FRIEND MRS. LATHROP The village philosopher confides to her neighbor the mystery she dis covered In the bottom of her new boarder's trunk a beautlul satire on the curiosity of a certain class of women. In tha clearing up of the mystery there is spon taneous humor. THE ROOSEVELT BEARS PUT OUT A FIRE In tomorrow's installment, Paul Piper tells of a most exciting epi sode wherein the bears, under the) direction of Muddy Pete, who knows all about the department's apparatus, extinguished a big blaze and saved two lives. Inci dentally Teddy G. has a tussle with a ltve trolley wire. NEW YORK RAISES MUCH MONEY BY BENEFITS Great sums of money have been raised for the California sufferers by benefits at the theaters Emi lie Frances Bauer describes sev eral of these performances in a letter that presents a vivid pic ture of the remarkable scenes that were enacted In some ot the theaters. Blanche Bates broke own crying at one of the bene fits, actresses sold bouquets and sandwiches at the Metropolitan Opera-House, and thousands were unable to gain admission at the 1 same performance. BRIDGING THE COLUMBIA FOR NORTH BANK ROAD Workmen are already laboring at the approaches for the bridge which James J. Hill will throw across the Columbia for the North Bank railroad. How the work is done and the difficult engineering problems encountered Is the text of an illustrated article. PRIMARY LAW TEACHES THE POLITICIANS NEW TRICKS The direct primary law Is one of the most interesting political ex periments that has ever been de vised with the object of checking the power of the bosses and plac ing the choice of party nominees In the hands of the people. How the law worked and what the pol iticians were taught thereby Is contained in a study of the work ings of this law. SOCIETY, MUSIC AND DRAMATIC REVIEWS Society, music and drama are re viewed in departments devoted to these topics. With the San Fran cisco disaster growing dimmer In the public memory and the relief work well organtxed, society has been restored in a measure to its even tenor, and many events of social importance are chronicled this week. Sarah Bernhardt's ap pearance at the Armory and other dramatic happenings are reviewed, future musical events announced and gossip of the mu sicians gathered. SPORTING NEWS AT HOME AND ABROAD All the sporting news at home and abroad will be found in The Sun day Oregonian. A letter will be printed from H. W. Kerrigan, who is representing Oregon at the Olympic games, and other sport ing news will be printed covering the local aa well as the National field. -VsvA.