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The older English law forbade the accused to give any evidence, either for or against himself, the presumption eing that he was innocent and the en tire responsibility of overthrowing that presumption being placed upon the prosecution. It has been plausibly argued that this arrangement was more favorable to' the prisoner than our own. Now that he has the right to testify he must either accept or reject iL If he rejects It. the jury is likely to infer that he docs so because he Is guilty. If he ac cepts it and. goes on the stand, the In genious Prosecuting Attorney may ask him dozens of questions whose answers, however worded, would be confessions of guilt even if he were innocent. Such questions he must refuse to answer be cause they tend to criminate him, and the effect is to turn the jury against him. The privilege of testifying In his own behalf is, therefore, not altogether an advantage to an accused .erson. though, probably. It is more favorable to him, upon the whole, than con strained silence. . During trial in all courts the prison er's exemption from testifying w gainst himself is scrupulously guarded. Be fore he comes to trial the degree of his exemption depends upon his political influence.' -wealth, social standing and reputation. It depends also upon the intelligence of the officers of the law. whose duty it is to detect crime. If they are acute enough to find con vincing evidence of some one's guilt In the circumstances of the crime, in "clews" and in the testimony of wit nesses, there is no temptation to force the accused to convict himself. If their intelligence is mediocre, as- it generally is. then their natural impulse is to com pel the prisoner to tell "all he knows." Of course the simplest and most direct way to learn about a crime Is to hear the man who committed it describe his deed. To the law officer, baffled in his researches, the hidden depths of the prisoner's mind are like bubbling foun tains to the wayfarer in the desert. He inevita'bly seeks to penetrate its se crets. If the prisoner is jpoor and friendless, like Jasper Jennings, his constitu tional exemption from testifying against himself, before the trial, goes the way of most other privileges and Immunities of the man who cannot de fend them. He is subjected to -the "sweating process" to frighten, entrap, or by physical pain to compel him to "tell all he knows." There is a verified siory of a girl suspected of murder who, under the "sweating process," was confronted -with the imitation ghost of her supposed victim. She -went insane, and the disappointed police never knew w hether guilt or sheer horror had de stroyed her mind. The girl surely was very inconsiderate. Under this system, which prevails universally in America, unless the accused has a pull or belongs to the better classes, he is starved, de prived of sleep, harassed with unremit ting questions hour after hour rand day after day, confronted with real or Imag inary mutterings in his sleep, beset with alleged confessions of other per sons, enticed into friendly confidence to be "betrayed, and tortured in every other way. short of the rack and thumbscrew, which the officers can de vise. And the evidence so. obtained is used against him on his trial, as it was against Jasper Jennings, whose case in this Tespect was typical. If President Baer, of the Reading Road, (were put In the sweatbox he could a tale unfold of violations of the anti-trust law, of rebates, of discrimi nations, which would doubtless harrow -up our souls. Shall we ever see him there? Shall we ever see Rockefeller in the sweatbox? Or any other crim inal who has friends, money or influ ence? No, indeed. The sweatbox is one of the blessings of the poor and Jowly. Suppose some friendless repro bate, with a dirty neck and torn trous ers,, who had been tortured iby the po lice into confessing his guilt, should come into court and plead that because he had confessed therefore he must not be convicted! The whole country would laugh at the bewildered wretch. How would the police ever convict any body of anything if confession gave im munity? Grotesque, impudent, as such a plea would be when made by some sweated victim in rags and tatters, nevertheless the magnates of the beef trust appear in the Federal Court at Chicago and advance it without a blush or a smile. They were not "sweated" very badly, either. Polite Commissioner Garfield put some deferential questions to them many months ago which they answered with that scrupulous respect to truth always so notable in trusts and their attorneys. The answers were not a confession of guilt, but a hardy, bra zen denial. Nevertheless, their plea. Is that because -Mr. Garfield questioned them then, they must not 3je tred under the anti-trust law now. In other words, a man who is questioned about his crime before he Is arrested can never be tried for it afterward. The Federal Court treated their plea seri ously, nd weeks have been spent ar guing it. Suppose Jasper Jennings had made the same plea; how long would the court have taken to dispose of it? THE CIVIL .SERVICE rRAUI). There Is no civil service in Portland. The findings in the Bruin case expose absolutely the whole pretentious hum bug. Patrick Bruin was railroaded Into a police captaincy at the instance of the Mayor and with the connivance of an invertebrate and complaisant Civil Service Commission. The Teport of the Council investigating committee op the Bruin case and related Incidents is an unanswerable indictment of the present municipal administration for conspiracy to break down civil service, to ignore the merits of the faithful and deserving public employes, and to re ward favorites with desirable jobs. Bruin got Into the police department because he was shoved in. and police men entitled to promotion were not promoted because the Civil Service Commission arranged that they should not be. If the highest conception the Civil Service Commission has of its duty Is that It shall accommodate the Mayor In any demands or requests that he may make. It Is time that the commission retired from business. But there Is no' reason to think that Its successor-would pay more attention to the city charter than the present commission has paid. This commission, as a whole, has not only disregarded most contemptuously and openly the important and vital pro visions of the city charter that promo tions In the police department shall be from lower grades to higher, but one of its members has frankly justified his position by the brutal and untrue state ment that there were no honest and competent officers In the department qualified for promotions to police cap taincies. 3n so far as this astounding assertion discloses the attitude of the commission toward civil service and the police department, it Is Instructive, -but it is more: it is virtually an announce ment of the purpose of the commission to promote nobody. It is pull, and not merit, that goes with this administra tion. If the public did not understand It before, it will understand perfectly when It Teads the report of the Council investigating committee, which Is marked by an appearance of fairness, candor, care and judgment. It gives the impression of truth and judicial im partiality from the first sentence to the lasL CROP REPORT HE FORM. When the cotton report scandal caused so much comment In Govern ment and trade circles about a year ago. a committee was appointed to investi gate, among many other things, the en tire system followed by the Department of Agriculture In collecting the weird and wonderful crop reports which have brought It Into disrepute. This com mittee, which was headed by Chairman Keep, has completed Its report, and the suggestions made constitute a severe arraignment of the Agricultural De partment, which has been disbursing such large sums for crop information without securing anything of value In Teturn. As it was the cotton scandal which was responsible for appointment of this committee, naturally the greater portion of the report is devoted to that staple. The committee, while it Is not satisfied with existing methods, did not feel warranted in recommending abol ishment of the crop-estimating depart ment, as was thought advisable by some of the largest legitimate traders who have in the past suffered by the 'bungling work of the Incompetents who were on the Agricultural Department's payroll. In wheat and other cereals the committee finds that the Government estimates have -been generally far out of the way. both as to acreage and production returns. In the hope of remedying this unfortunate condition, a recommendation Is made that there be a close community of work between the Weather Bureau and the Bureau of Statistics. Here is an opportunity for immediate improvement In the reports, for which The Oregonian. as well as the legitimate grain trade in general, has been pleading for years. The only accurate grain reports on crop, weather or acreage that have ever been cnt out of the Pacific Northwest were those gathered, by the Weather Bureau dur ing a brief period before its officials were called off for an alleged usurpa tion of work of the Bureau of Statis tics. The Keep committee does not go very far with Its recommendations for the Improvement of the crop-reporting ser vice other than in the case of cotton. Regarding the other crops, it states that "the methods and results must be Improved .materially or the service dis continued." So far as the grain trade of the Pacific Northwest is concerned, no tears would 4e shed If the service were abolished entirely, for it has been worse than useless from Its Inception. The three states, Oregon, Washington and Idaho, last year produced about one-thirteenth of all of the wheat grown in the United States, and an even greater proportion In 1904. and not in a single instance throughout either season was any report put out by the Government regarding conditions in this territory that even approximately represented the true situation. A retired Utah polltlcnin, who has headquarters in San Francisco, is in trusted with the work of supervising Oregon's crop reports, out. despite the tact that he was appointed several years ago, he has not yet put in an ap pearance In Oregon, and his reports are apparently the work of the office .boy. The crop-reporting -department of the Department of Agriculture has degen erated into the worst kind of a farce, nd is valuable only for supplying soft berths for impecunious politicians who must be taken care of. It should be abolished at once, and the money that Is saved devoted to some good purpose. -RESULT OF RECKLESS NAVIGATION. Of course it Is now easy to see where the awful sacrifice of life on the steamer Valencia, could have been avoided ly exercise of a little caution on part of the master of the unfortu nate vessel. But recognition of neces sity for exercise of caution was not made In time to keep the Valencia out of that terrible marine cemetery and save the lives of scores of innocent vic tims. -Every shipmaster In possession of a. coasting license is In a measure familiar with the extraordinary dan gers which beset the navigator enter ing the Straits of Fuca. The wintry gales which sweep up from the south have a long, uninterrupted stretch In which to lash the ocean to a fury be fore their force Is broken by the jagged, rocky west coast of Vancouver Island. The contour of the land adjacent to the entrance of the Straits is broken by in numerable bays, pounds and Inlets through which conflicting currents ebb and flow and set at defiance the calcu lations of navigators who approach too close to the shores. The dangerous nature of the locality will, of course, be cited as a partial ex cuse for the wreck; but, regardless of what may be brought out In testimony of survivors, practically all blame must rest on the master of- the vessel. The Valencia was not disabled, and did not drift helplessly to her doom. Instead she was an unusually stanch, well equipped ship, and in full control of her officers when she struck a rocky shore more than twenty miles out of her proper course. Viewed in Its most favorable light, and making all possi ble allowance for errors of judgment, the loss of this ship can hardly be cred ited to anything else than reckless nav igation. This is a recklessness born of contempt for the dangers of the sea, and that such contempt is wholly un warranted his been demonstrated all too frequently. Nothing but the su perior safety of the locality -prevented the recent wreck of the steamship St. Paul from being accompanied by a loss of life fully as great as that on the Valencia. Both steamships were booming along in a fog without proper regard for drift of the tide, force of the wind, or appar ently any extraordinary precautions being taken to avert the disaster which overwhelmed them. Nothing but cen sure Is due "the master of a ship who takes these desperate chances, with no passengers aboard, and when the lives of a large number of passengers are at stake, carelessness or recklessness of this nature becomes criminal. The pas sengers who boarded the Valencia at San Francisco were, of course, unfamil iar with the dangers of the voyage be fore them, and In effect they placed their lives In keeping of the master of the vessel. Whatever his own inclina tions may have been In the matter, when he became lost in the fog and was unable to get his bearings at the entrance to the Straits of Fuca, consid eration for the helpless people In his charge, who were Ignorant of the dan gers surrounding them, should have forced him to exercise more caution. One of the most dangerous features of the waters around Cape Flattery and the west coast of Vancouver Island Is the Impossibility for an approaching vessel to get soundings until she Is al most in the breakers or dn the rocks which flank the shore cliffs In so many places. This difficulty is so well known and understood by shipmasters navi gating those waters that it can hardly be offered in excuse for the reckless navigation which caused the loss of the Valencia. The terrible disaster will temporarily check travel by sea, and will also be productive of greater cau tion on part of shipmasters until the effect gradually wears off.. After that there will be a renewal of old condi tions until another disaster due to reck less navigation startles the public MR. ARMOUR'S KIT. Mr. Armour, of Chicago, the beef trust and private car magnate, has been publishing in the Saturday Even ing Post a defense of his piracies. From reading his meekly-worded arti cles one would take him to be the long suffering victim of heartless persecu tion, an innocent, nay, a good man, buffeted by cruel slander. But it is not well to take Mr. Armour at his word. A man met in a lonely alley on a dark night may speak buttery words, but If he carries a dark lantern, has a jimmy under his coat and wears a mask, the logical conclusion could hardly fce that he was on an errand of mercy. A per son of sense would reason that he was a burglar, no matter how strongly he asserted that he was going to recite "Curfew Shall Not Ring Tonight" at a Sunday school concert. Tor all his sweetly pious professions in the Philadelphia weekly, Mr. Armour carries a complete set of burglar's tools, strong, keen and serviceable. Ray Stannard Baker describes them in the February McCIurc's. Nothing could be better fitted to pry open the weak places in the interstate commerce law to let In those rebates which, we have been taught -by the railroad presidents, do not exisL For Mr. Armour their existence Is very real and profitable. This burglar's kit Is a list of code words to use In letters, telegrams, and so forth. McCJure's prints a list of twenty-four of these code-words, every one of which either, demands a rebate or gives In structions about rebates. They are the well-tempered, sharp-edged little tools that Armour uses to burglarize' his competitors profits with. One of them, ".Launch," means "Better arrange a. rebate there." This would apply to a town where 6ome Independent man was buying cattle. Cattle-buying belongs to Armour by divine right. Just as an thracite coal belongs to Baer and kero sene to Rockefeller. The rebate would put the Independent out of business In short order, Just as the special rates Rockefeller gets put the independent refiners out of business in Kansas, to the great ienefit of the higher educa tion. How suggestive la this other lit tle word, "judiciary." It means "Keep your rates below all others." Does It hide a subtle sarcasm upon the sacred fountains of Justice? Did Armour mean to enjoy a, little laugh at His Honor Judge Pliable when he Invented that code-word? It is hard to say. Thieves seldom have much sense of humor. And still, the relations of the Judiciary to the trusts have of late years been such that even a person not habitually iven to mirth might be provoked to smile at them. Let us hope that Mr. Armour did really intend this little Joke. It adds a spice of agreeable mlrthfulncss to his somewhat somber reputation. The ship-subsidy grafters, despairing of putting through their bill for a direct subsidy, are reported to be planning repeal of the law which gives American registry to wrecked foreign vessels that have -been repaired In American yards. This Infamous legislation. If it Is put through, will destroy the only opportunity which Americans now en joy for purchasing shipping property on anywhere near an even -basis with their foreign competitors. It is a move still further to reduce the size of the American merchant marine, the sub sidy grafters who are behind It hoping thus to strengthen their contention that there Is no other way ,to build up a. merchant marine except by subsidies. Some of the finest American ships afloat today .are foreign-built craft which were bought as wrecks and re paired at an expense sufficient to en title them to American registry- This" Is a slow way of securing a merchant marine, -but it Is an honest method, and one of which we should not be de prived until wc are granted the right to ouy ships where they are sold at the lowest prices. The Seattle Times apparently con cedes that all that portion of the State of Washington lying cast of the Cas cade Mountains belongs to Portland, for In mentioning the jetty improve ment at the mouth of the Columbia it asserts that "the improvement In ques tion is not contemplated to be of bene fit to "Washington, however, but Is sole ly In the Interest of the shipping facili ties of Portland." This Is rather a hard slap at the port of Vancouver, which has just been spending a good many thousand dollars to secure a channel between that city and the mouth of the Willamette a channel that will be of small use unless the mouth of the Co lumbia is kept open. It Is also an abandonment of the Interests of thou sands of Eastern Washington farmers who have been working for years for an open river to the sea. For the In formation of the Times we will state that the improvement In question is one that will eventually prove benefi cial to every producer in the Columbia -basin. The Times Is belittling Its own commonwealth In disclaiming an Inter est In the Columbia River. The number of hunters who are killed in the woods "by mistake" each year Is appalling. A sportsman writing in a late number of the Saturday Evening Post on "Wiping Out Our Wild Game" says incidentally of such casualties: "Two causes are responsible the use of powerful, long-range rifles and the fact that hunters go out for deer in clothing that is much the same color as the coat of a deer." The first, he contends. Is perfectly needless, since there is not one deer in a thousand that Is seen at a distance of more than 150 yards. The latter danger can be obvi ated by the hunter himself by simply changing the hue of his hunting jacket and cap to red or some color so bright that it cannot 'be mistaken for the dun coat of a deer. Maine has a law to this effect, but it would seem that ordinarily prudent men should protect themselves by this simple means without the man date of the law. Nearly every farmer in Oregon could double the numbers of poultry he keeps without any material increase In the care required, and with not much increase In cost. Many farmers could keep Ave or ten times as many hens as they have been maintaining. Let each begin this Spring and do what he can in this direction, and one of Ore gon's most profitable industries will be developed with gratifying results. The farmer who will give reasonable atten tion to his flocks of poultry can so manage that his hens will lay at the time of year when prices of eggs are high. Such management" makes poultry-raising pay. Larger flocks and more Intelligent care will open new sources of revenue for grain farmers, hopgrowers and orchardists. Mayor Miller, of Tumwatcr. Wash., who unexpectedly found himself pos sessed of two wives and one wife In excess of the legal limit has succeeded in ridding himself of both incum brances, and announces that he will marry Mrs. Miller No.' 1 over again'as soon as he can lawfully -do so. Turn water should be proud to honor a citi zen so adept in the difficult art of squaring matters. The mossbacks of China who refuse io put up money for new railroads are Invited to step around to the chopping block and inspect the viceregal snicker snee. Such strenuous measures are not necessary In Oregon nowadays, as Grant's Pass citizens will testify. The statement that three jurors In the Dora Jennings case were placed hors de combat by the bad air of the courtroom at Grant' Pass should be promptly met by District Attorney Rcames and opposing counsel. They were all making speeches. The decision of the British govern ment to send 10,000 marines across the continent merely to test the Canadian Pacific's facilities for transporting large 'bodies of armed men marks the apotheosis of the Missouri spirit. Detective Murphy's principal offense seems to have been premature political activity. If he had waited a few months his electioneering work, though somewhat coarse, would probably have been duly appreciated. Mayor McClellan's Invasion of the Tammany tiger's lair promises to excel Daniel's 1 Ion-den performance In spec tacular features. Daniel didn't twist their tails. And at that the prophet had stronger backing. In Portland the policeman finds it hard work to get into saloons. Other cities find it equally difficult to keep him out of them. The powers that be are truly hard to please. A Tacoma. thug repented twice in ten minutes while holding up a defenseless woman, and ended by merely robbing her. His sense of honor must work like a kinetoscope. A Portland man has been sentenced to five years in the penitentiary for stealing cigars. The cigar machines which steal nickels are still at large. Even the dead-letter office is turning up Incriminating evidence against Harry Orchard, the Idaho anarchist. That's the limit. THE SILVER LINING. Each candidate is as busy as a hen with one chicken. While there's life there's soap. Don't worry. Your make-up will come off. ''Wise mon care not for what they can not have," murmured Willy, as he gazed upon the "bashful Venus" among the bur Icsqucrs this week., . . "Well, you didn't think I could speak, did you?" he remarked to a friend after he had made his first' dinner speech. "No." was the reply. "Nothing so mar velous has happened since Balaam's time." They went to the flodr together. Pat defined a crooked man: . "He's th kind av a man th't can't look ye in the eye till yer back's turned." When he was young he acquired the habit of not reading, and that's the rea son why he Is such a good judge of human nature. Beyond the JHUs. All the world Is still before you. little boy. Tou are in the fair green valley where the sun Lights the smooth and pleasant paths down which you run; Out beyond the hills you dimly see is care. Far beyond those heights are burdens you must bear. But beyond those uplands also there is Joy. Little boy. There are heartaches that await you. lit tle boy. And those roads that in the distance wind away Lead to labor and contention and dismay; Stones arc waiting there to bruise your weary feet. Foes are ambushed there whom you will have to meet. But upon those hard roads also there Is Joy, Little boy. You are innocent and care-free, little boy. And out yonder there is knowledge you must gain. At the price of many efforts and. much pain; You must toll and you must suffer ere you learn. You may never from beyond those hills return. But be glad, for yonder love lies. too. and Joy. Little boy. S. E. Kiaer. in Chicago Record-Herald. Wc trust that if an emergency call for the official scissors comes from the hold up ward la the City Jail, It will not be disregarded. A man who played black-jack in the Arctic saloon at Baker City is trying to get his money back. He might have known he would get a cold deal. Members of the Suicide Club should not overlook the chance to ship aboard steam, er Olympla, bound for New York. Harry Lehr rays he was badly treated by "Town Topics." This Is the most un gentlemanly act that Colonel Mann has been accused of yet. Nobody has been killed yet, hut the sagacious Coroner at Ormond Beach has a clothes-basket ready to tote million aires back from the automobile races. . A careful study of "greased gas" trust methods would have given the. Tacoma club a perpetual baseball franchise. The article put up by the Tigers was too hot for the town. When Colonel Mann was changed from a millionaire by Wall street to a debtor owing S1M.W0. he ought to have committed suicide. Instead of that he consigned himself to perdition by another route he became editor of Town Topics. Now shut up about Colonel Mann until we ascertain what they are going to do with Norman Hapgood and Justice Deuel. The exchanges of courtesies and pleas antries nowadays in the Unltod States Senate are quite as witty and vivacious as the bright and ever-changing facial ex pressions of clams in the sand. Joseph F. Glldden will be known In his tory as the Inventor of barb wire and the greatest promoter of the manufacture of boys' pants the world ever saw. . District Attorney Morrison In Chicago charges that his legal opponents In the packers case are attempting to "unfit the jury for fair deliberation." I have lived some years and reported many cases, but if ml ever saw a jury that was fit "for fair deliberation" I do not know it. Give a rogue rope enough and he will hang the both of you. God helps those who help themselves. Well, the modern Idea Is to help ourselves to everything In sight, but the dlfficulty secms to be that no one has solved the problem of successfully carrying off red hot stoves. Money, landed property, deeds, stocks, bonds. Jewels, franchises, mines, railroads, purses, reputations and all such trifles are purloined with com parative ease.. But the stove problem still confronts us. Hear twice before you squeal. Safety does not He In numbers. Num bers are more of an Inconvenience than anything else. Safety really lies In kissing her behind the door, or putting the light out. That's what. - He must stoop that hath a low. door. Some people look ridiculous trying to stretch up and fill their new high doors. Lincoln StefTens asks "Is the Govern ment really ours?" To whom docs the. word "ours" refer? Docs It mean you and me? We may think we have something to do with the Government,-but we cer tainly don't ha-e much. Does America In this connection mean Wall street, and the possessors of the Government mean a handful of millionaires? Probably. The prospects are that the magnificent distribution, of information accomplished through the press of the country will bring home to the hearts of the people In a striking way what Mr. Steffcns finds out and sets down in his characteristic clear style. The Government needs to be defined again, the present confines of its functions measured, the ropes that are pulled to keep It going described, and the hands that manipulate the ropes pointed out exactly. This Is what can be looked forward to. and It will be Illuminating and beneficial. Wc all know the facts, but we need to be slapped la the face with them. ROGERS AND HADLEY." Boston Post. Dramatis Pcrsonac. Henry. H. Rogers, vice-president. Standard Oil Company. Herbert S. Hadlcy, Attorney-General representing the Supreme Court of Mis souri. Curtain goes up with Rogers on wit ness stand and Hadley on the bench. Had ley What Is your name? Rogers My name? O, I can't remem ber. Hadley Now I'll ask you to study a minute. Mr. Rogers, to see If you can not recall your name? Rogers It's " no use. I had a name once, but wnat It Is I can't remember; It has entirely escaped me. Hadley How old arc you? Rogers I can't answer that without consulting- my bookkeeper. Hadley Where wer6 you born? Rogers I don't know. Hadley Absurd! Were you not pres ent when It occurred? Rogers Xo. sir I can furnish proofs showing an alibi. Hadley You arc the vice-president of the Standard Oil Company. I believe? Rogers Don't you believe all you hear. Hadley Are you vice-president of the Standard Oil Company? Answer by saying "yes' or "no." Rogers Yes or no. Hadley Did you ever hear of the Waters-Pierce Oil Company of Mis souri? Rogers I am not sure. Hadley Are you sure of anything? Rogers Not for certain. Hadley Do you know John D. Rockefeller? Rogers The name sounds familiar. Has he got heavy whiskers and long hair? Hadlev No! Rogers (sadly) Then I don't know him. Hadley Mr. Rogers, tell me In your own way where the offices of the Standard Oil Company are located. Rogers You wish me to tell you in my own way? Hadley Precisely. Rogers Then I refuse to answer. Hadley Mr. Rogers, do you under stand that I represent the Supreme Court of Missouri? Rogers Yes. ma'am. I do. Hadley Do you then refuse to an swor a question put to you - by the Supreme Court -of Missouri? Rogers Sure! If you represented the Supreme Court or the United States I might do business with you. if your price was reasonable, but I'm not here to show anybody from Missouri any thing. Hadley Do you realize that I can have you thrown into jail for contempt Rogers Xo. I don't. Hadley Have you no rcspeet for the law. .ir. itogcrs? i voters now can 17 I know too much about it. Hadley Do you know that by re fusing to answer my questions you are defying the statutes? Rogers Certainly. . Make out an Itemized bill of damajres and snd .it to the defying department of our com pany, i u o. K. it. Hadley Court Is adjourned Hadley walks Into the wings with bowed head. Rogers leaves witness stand and advanclgn to tho footlights sings with great expression that soul- tui aitty entitled "I Can't Remember. Now T.et the Bnkcr City Man Be Happy. Rochester (X. Y.) Democrat. A deal of unnecessary abuse ! being heaped upon the patriotic Oregonian who was Inspired Xo start a 10-cent contribu tion for a weddlntr nresent tn ria, t?o.. velt. The alacrity with which he dropped the proposition, when 'informed that It did not meet with the approval of Presi dent Roosevelt, is abundant evidence that his zealous action was founded upon good motives. The Incident was given undue weight by the formal manner In which it was treated by the officials with whom the Initial dime tca HonnottorT i. 'a matter of fact the propriety or other- wise oi a Tveaaing present of the kind suggested Is purely a question of taste. In this Instance the taste of th vn.mn- woman's father and of the promoter of me dowry tund differed. On the one hand there was an enttrplv tnotnt test amounting to declination: on the omer mere was immediate and grate ful acquiescence. It would seem, there fore, that the Incident may be regarded as having been closed before it reached the acute stage. To Tell ir Milk Has Been Wntcrcd. Medina Register. A simple method of testing whether milk has been watered is to take a well polished knitting-needle and dip It into a deep vessef of milk and withdraw it im mediately. If the milk is unwatcred some of tho fluid will adhere to the needle, but If It has been watered in the least degree the needle will come out quite free of tho milky fluid. A Rumor Confirmed. Minneapolis Tribune. The Nuritch family had reached Copen hagen. "Town smells kinder queer." comment ed Maw Nuritch. "I ain't surprised." asserted Paw Nu ritch. "Allers. hcerd there wur suthln rllch. "Allers hecrd there wur suthln' The Deacon Sets Back the Calendar. J. A. Lonjr In Klllsboro Arjru?. Some flftr years azo or more. When Sue wur Jen a. xlrl. Hr hair wus never pompydoor. Cut Jen lay all a-curl. Some fifty years axo! Some fifty years ajco or more. When Sue wur my sweetheart. She never wore these pecy thins That Frenchmen ell fer "smart." Some fifty years Ago. Some fifty years a so or more Sue's eyes wur twlnklln brtBhtr Did not need gold "jtlawees" Fer Fashun's -whim o light Some fifty years ago. Some flftr years ao or more, "When Sue an I agreed To be the other's llfelonc mate. The paper did not read. Some fifty years ago: "That S!e an' Sue -were married. In Our First Church, at Hlgh-Xoon. An took the eve-nin train last nlcht To take their hunaymoon " Some fifty years ago. Some fifty years ago or more These -words were all 'twur sed "Ste and Sue are man an wife And -will be 'till they're dead" Some fifty years ago. Some fifty years ago or more Things change mos ev'ry dayl An now whn people get hitched up It's more fuss, anyway. Than flftr years ago. '- Some fifty years axo or more We never dreamed there'd be , Elcctrl'clc lite and telly fones An" railroads to. the sea . . Some fifty years aro. Some fifty years ago or more. By Gosh! How times has blest The people all with modern things Yet ol times wuz the best. Some fifty years ago. "Some fifty years ago or more," ' Said Sue to me last nite. "We used to dance the minuet While candles glistened bright Some fifty years axo." , An so we set there, holdin hands. Before the fireplace jetow. As' tallced of love. Jes" as we did" Seme fifty years ago Dear fty years aget SECRETS OF LAWBREAKING. From "Railroads on Trial." by Ray Stannard -oaiver In the february McCIurc's. Armour possesses complete machinery ror breaking: the law. for and the like. No better or more signifi cant Illustration of the secret workings of a monopoly could bp given than the cipher code used In transacting his busi ness. Honest men need no ciphers of this peculiar sort to conceal their operations. A copy of the code was civen in testi mony at Chicago in May. 1303. It was siuicu irom tne Armour Company by a stenographer. A cursory examination of some of the words will show that Ar mour U provided with all the machinery for instructing his agents to pay rebates and for warning them that the officers of the law are after theml He even haa code-words for each of the Interstate Commerce Commissioners! Following arc the Armour code-words for the var ious members of the' Interstate Com merce Commission: Tmprint Martin A. Knapp. chairman. Imprinted Judson C. Clements. Imprinting James D. Yeomans Imprison C. A. Prouty. Imporfaitas Joseph V. Flfer Improbity Edward A. Moscley. secre tary. Other significant words relate to rebates and discriminations: and rebates arc. oC course, criminal: Jeremy Figure get lowest beet rate. Kinsley Shade rates a little rather than lose business. Laughsome Rebate. launch Better ararnse rebate there. Launched Burning the stick at both ends. Launching Can make rebate. Laundry Force payment of higher re bate. Laura Handle rebate matter very care fully. Laurus Pay rebates. Lava Pay rebates from cash on hand. Lavello Rebate must be confidential. Lavlshment Working for rebate on. JC,wclry Rates being cut by all lines. Jocularls Divide rate. Judiciary Keep your rates below all others. Junior Rates must be made which will secure the business. Junk If necessary to secure the ship ment, can you make the rate to . Justified Have agreement with main tain rates. Justify Maintain rates per agreement. Juvenal Maintain rates unless other cut. ICadmaster Manipulate rates so as to. Kaland Meet rate bv- voucher. Kalatma Meet any rate offered. Kashgar If this rate will not secure, advise what la necessary. . E. G. Davics. a fighting Welshman, wa one of the early insurgents. For a Ion? time he had shipped fruit over the Chi cago &. Eastern Illinois Railroad from points in lower Indiana and had had no trouble. From Decker. Indiana, previous to the appearance of Armour and his exclusive contract with the C. & E. I. Road, the icing charge was 527.30. Au gust 11. 1901. Mr. Da vies received a car on which the Icing charge was 543. Xow Decker Is only 217 miles from Chicaso; If the refrigerator-car had been shipped from New Orleans, which is 92 miles from Chicago over the Illinois Central Rail road (which is not an Armour line), tho Icing charge would have been only 5C0. He refused to pay. The Chicago fc Eastern Illinois demanded that he setti his bill. He said he would pay a rea sonable charge but he would not ! robbed. . When he asked the railroad company how it was that they were tr Ing to collect an Armour charge, which had nothing tp do with the freight, and when he still refused to pay. they threat ened to cut off his credit which meant, practically, that he must go out of busi ness over that line of railroad. -Mi thl was brought out In sworn testimony. "The next thing I heard." he said." wai that my shipments were under embargo on the Evansville & Terre Haute Rail road. A circular had been issued by Mr Hlllman. general freight agent, sayinc that no business consigned to Edward O. Davies could be accepted urilcss the charges were prepaia. This shows how Armour evpn force railroads to do the "dirty work" of lectlng extortionate icing charges. Still Mr. DrvIpm refused to nav. Fin ally one day he received a visit from Mr. Vrlon and an associate, attorneys for the Armour car line?. "I did not know what they wanted." said Mr. Davies In his testimony, "he (Mr. Urion) gave me .practically a notice to get out of business: that I could never have any more refrigeration done. I" said. 'Gentlemen. I will have you to under stand here and now that I never knew Armour and do not want to know him now. He has nothing to do with the movement of interstate traffic.' " The Orator Extinct. Florida Times-Union. On the frontier old ideas still linzrr. and we arc not surprised to learn that a grand oratorical contest has become a burning Issue. In New Mexico. The Al buquerque High School held a "prelim inary contest" for the selection of lt foremost orators to take part in thl tournament, and now a wall rlsc3 on th breezes because two girls and a China man swept all the prizes and stand forth as knights for that locality. "Shades n' Demosthenes and Cicero and of Amer ican orators living and dead." says the Las Vegas Optic, "hide your faces at the fact that Albuquerque, the metropo lis of New Mexico, cannot produce a single American boy to take purt In an oratorical contest!" Why mourn? Critics declare that the President i the most effective of American orators to day, but the truth is he is no orator at all merely a most convincing speaker. He has none of the graces Inscparabli from the art, none of the magnetism hv whlch Blaine charmed In his day. noth ing of the handling of words and sen tences according to rule which was onco seduously taught and laboriously studied. Listen to him for ten minutes and then compare him with an artist like John Temple Graves, for instance! It is a once apparent that, under the rules, the President is out of the running: 0 I Joe Cannon, so Is Allison and AIdrI h and Bailey. No man in power or com manding position just now has claim- n consideration as an orator save perhaps John Sharp Williams, whose oratory I but an added grace, whose art 13 but a a smile on a beautiful face an addi tional charm, but not a necessity. So let New Mexico be comforted. Onlv on the frontiers is the orator still grea: only among the backward is the art of expression still held an inseparable at tendant on sound thought or real ability. Woman should be an orator. The China man Is In line for the place, since he Is treading the path over which we have al ready traveled. NEWSPAPER WAIFS. Rodrlck-Crackam Is thinking about racing around the world. Do you think a person could go around the world by auto? Van Albert Yes. if It tossed him hard enough. Chicago Dally News. Wllkins I've just Indulged in a lottery spcculatlon. and it cost me 53 to find out what a fool I am! Bllklns What a waste of money! Anybody would have told you that for nothing. Detroit Free Press. Cabby (answering whistle on raiqy day) What I wants to know Is. where are the parties going? Footman (reassuringly) Oh, they're not going far. Cabby Then let 'cm walk! (Drives off.) Punch. Farmer Standpatter (to boy artist, ths only human In a pen full of trust-hogs) Why don't you eat, you ungrateful little hog' See the nice trough I filled for you! The American Artist 'Cause I ain't a hog, that's why! Lemmc out! Puck. "So she married tha.t awful Jack Round er? Why, didn't she know that he hart been blackballed by every club In town?" "Yes that's why she took him. Sha thought there'd be some chance of keep ing him at home evenings." Baltimore American. "Now," began the tiresome man who goes in for queer science, "what would you say If I were to tell you that all tha rivers in the world would dry up within a" "I would say," interrupted the weary; listener, " 'Go thou and do likewise' " Washington Star.