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The distinc tion la political, rather than geograph ic!. There remains nothing but the recollection of old political contentions that should keep them apart. But this recollection, intense in the South, Is not likely soon to disappear. All Northern men of observation and reflection realize and freely concede that there is a strongly conservative element In the South, that may be or become, in the changes of time, a posi tive force of steadiness to the whole rouatry. Yet, stir and tumult of opin ion occur chiefly in the North. The South holds immovably to ancient rec ollections. This makes sectional poll tics. A Richmond (Va.) paper says: "Throughout the Northern and Western States men are sometimes Democrats and sometimes- Republicans. It is only from south of the Potomac, the Ohio and the Missouri that the party can. rely upon af veteran corps of support ers." The logical sequence of this statement is that, as the South is the mainstay of the Democratic party, so the South should refuse, to follow the Northern Democracy further, but take ?upremp command or direction of the party. This is interesting, but it has no promise. For it would make sectional politics still more conspicuous than now; it would isolate the Democratic arty still more. The Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser is a journal which as fairly and fully rep resents the spirit of the South as any Journal we know. In breadth of judg ment and catholicity of spirit it is a representative, usually, of all that one could desire to see. It takes up this idea that "the true-blue Democracy," that exists .nowhere but in the South, ought to take party control again. "How all should Tejoice," it says, "to see the South come into her own once more! As the Democratic constitu tional section of the Union, we for many years furnished the Presidents and dictated the policy of the Govern ment. Then we had a constitutional sovernment In fact as well as in name, and were a happy people. When the dark and damning blight of abolition ism descended on the North it estranged from Democracy many of its best and trongest men. and when a long and bloody war followed as the natural se quence of abolitionism, the result put the seal of condemnation on Southern Democrats as leaders. Since then the Democrats of our section have been hewers of wood and drawers of water, accepting the candidates selected for us and voting for whomsoever our North ern allies selected. Shall that pro gramme hold good for all time?" It certainly will hold good so long as this view of the past, and projection of this view of the .past Into the future, shall hold and continue. It was not wrong to abolish slavery and to main tain the integrity of the Union. The re sults are no "dark and damning'blight" on the scutcheon of our nationality and of our civilization. Before the South can lead the country, or be an import ant factor in its leadership, the South must put all this behind it. Of course the South is not to do this with osten tation or apology. That is neither ex pected nor desired. But It must let the past bury Its past, let history deal with what has, been done and finished, and look towards the morning. Till 'then the South will not furnish the leader ship of the country. THE ENEMY OF THE SOLDIER. Rev. George D. Rogers, pastor of a Baptist church contiguous to Fort Sheridan, supports the Army canteen and protests in vigorous language against the Intermeddling of sentiment alists and reformers in Army regula tions. Dr. Rogers speaks from personal observation of conditions around the big Arms post adjacent to Chicago ivhen he deplores the abolition of the canteen and the springing up in its place of low-grade saloons just outside of the military reserve. It is conceded that the latter follows the former with unerring certainty and uniform perni- clousness. As has before been stated by The Oregonian, and as is now stated by Dr. Rogers, the difficulty lies in flnd- . ing the soldier as we think he ought to be. Dealing with him as he is, sturdy, stubborn human nature of -the individ ualized type is encountered. He ought not to drink, but the fact remains that hie frequently does drink. He ought not to go outside the Army post and cause the saloons there stationed to flourish, but, lacking the accommodations of the post canteen, he docs do so, and lacking its restraints he drinks more than he otherwise would. It is a condition, not a theory, that is Here disclosed. Sentiment doc' 'not cover the question, and what ought to be cannot be made -to stand sponsor for what is. Hence practical people will be constrained to agree with the opin ion expressed toy Dr. Rogers, that it was due to misguided sentiment that the canteen was abolished, permitting hundreds of the lowest dives on earth to creep up to the very gates of the Army posts and lie in wait for the soldiers. v THE "RAKE-OFF' On November 29, 1905, The Oregonian printed the following editorial para graph: " The concern or which Bill Ladd I the figurehead he is not much himself has lost the contract for the cast-iron pipe for the water extensions apparently: but who knows what combination there may be. what rake on, the Bill Ladd concern may get on the contract? An Eastern concern gets it. But who knows the cret? In such or similar wayfl the Ladd estate, biggest concern In Oregon, has been built up. It Is a very pious and very holy thing; it operate a newspaper organ to exploit its virtues, and it keeps a church and a pastor for the same purpose. But there is the Barrel I estate and the Ste phens estate, and no end of other estates; and later the Marquam estate and the Johnson estate, to tell why the Ladd ewate Is so plethoric and dropsical as It 16. . It anplres to "run" Portland. A group of little fellows, hardly worthy to be named, though The Ore gonian may name them yet, "Rand In." Here now is a question. Is there to be anything In Portland not under oontrfrl ef this pluto cratic gang? We fhall ee. Now the United States Cast-Iron & Foundry Company, to which was awarded the contract for the cast-Iron pipe, is giving a share to the Oregon Iron & Steel Works, which is the Ladd concern. It is all, of course, in pursu ance .of the original agreement, or "whack-up," between the two compa nies, by -which the Ladd concern should get its customary rake-off. The public,, which has some interest in such mat tersnot enough, though, or they would not occur -Is entitled to know that this agreement exists, just as The Orego nian prediced on November 29; but no doubt we shall be told "It's nobody's business," only "our private business." PULPIT AND PEW AGAIN. Mr. L. Marshall, the New York law yer who seems to do most of the talk ing against Dr. Wise's vletvs of pulpit liberty, feels no more repugnance than one might naturally expect of him against the discussion by his pastor of "insurance thieves and swindlers, Mc Curdyism, Hydelsra and Mr. Jerome." Mr. Marshall Is one of Hyde's attorneys of the genuine monkey-dinner Hyde and his susceptibilities over the expo sition of the eighth commandment are therefore tender. Just what a minister might say against stealing without shocking Mr. Marshall's acute senee of propriety it is difficult to guess. There are deacons and elders, of course, who object, on the best of personal grounds, to the !bare reading of this command ment. It founds so much like a direct reference to themselves. But there Is reason to believe that Mr. Marshall's dislike to hear his pastor hold forth against thieves, which, with the beauti ful directness of a lawyer, he calls "preaching politics," is wholly altru istic He trembles' for his client, not for himself. When it comes to the ninth commandment, his armor seems a trifle less secure. One might believe that Mr. Marshall would reKsh a homily upun lying even less than one on steal ing, and for more Intimate reasons. Mr. Marshal!, with his colleagues, officially aked Dr. Wise if he would accept a call to Emanu-El Church. Dr. Wise replied. In effect, that he would accept no call unless the pulpit Were free. Mr. Marshall rejoined, that their pulpit was under the control of the trustees, and that in case of Irreconcil able difference of opinion the minister must give way or resign. Dr. Wise then appealed to public opinion In a remarkable open letter, which states forcibly some of the arguments for a free pulpit To this letter Mr. Mar shall's only reply is that Dr. Wise never was called to Emanu-Bl Church. Tech nically, he never was. Between call ing a man and asking him if he will accept a oall there is a difference. It is a mere verbal difference, minute, meaningless, disingenuous, but it is the sort of. thing that lawyers for Hyde, Rockefeller and the Beef Trust make much of and are compelled to make much of to keep their clients out of jail. It Is the sort of difference that avails to bedevil courts and defeat justice in the forum of the law; Mr. Marshall natur ally thinks that it will be equally ef fective to befuddle public opinion. Such an evasion of the Issue Is not lying, but the rough good sense of the public, unaccustomed to fine legal dis tinctions, will never name It truthful ness. The real question at issue "be tween Dr. Wise and Mr. Marshall is this: May a minister properly preach to his congregation upon subjects which they do not wish to hear discussed? Floating in the air there are a number of vague maxims more or less pertinent to this question. "A minister must not preach politics" is one of them. "A minister must preach the gospel, and nothing else," Is another. But all such maxims amount merely to the assertion that a minister must preach only what his congregation wishes Xo hear. Such words as "politics" and "gospel" mean whatever the person, may wish who uses them. Mr. Loring K. Adams, in his letter to The Oregonian of January S, attacks the real issue with zeal and logic His premise is that a inlnlsterstands to his congregation In the same relation as an employe to his employer, and his argument follows naturally. No person is under obligations to retain a hired man who displeases him; no more Is a church required by the rule of justice to retain a minister who ceases to "voice the general thought and beliefs of his particular congregation." Before trying to offer any general objections to Mr. Adams' very attractive principle let us examine Its working in one or two extreme cases. Suppose a staid congregation of Presbyterians were suddenly to fall under the spell of Al exander Dowie and all become convert ed to his -belief. Stranger things have happened In the religious world. Their old minister is now entirely out of har mony with his congregation. Is It his duty to resign, or to try, against their will, to win them back to fwnity? Sup pose" a man becomes possessed of'a sui cidal mania and his employe persists in displeasing him by dragging him out of the horse-pond, does that justify the employer In discharging the hired man? Suppose the men whose opinions domi nate a certain congregation are owners of houses of ill repute and gambling hells and their 'minister displeases them by preaching against such resorts, are they morally Justified in discharging him? To return now to Mr. Adams' prem ise, 'the minister is, under American conditions, undeniably the employe of the congregation hut he is an. employe &t a very special and exceptional sort. THE MOCKING OREGOXIAX, WEDNESDAY, JAXTJAItY 10, 1906. From one point of view he is. as Mr. Selling aptly remarked to an Oregonian reporter, a teacher, and as such he must Impart not pleasing truths alone, but harsh and bitter ones. If the church is justified in dismissing Its minister for teaching harsh truth, who will dare to undertake this most important duty? Everybody has the courage to impart pleasant doctrine; it is the bitter facts which take courage to utter, and yet it is these facts which are most salutary and wholesome, the very salt of life, which alone keeps it from putrefaction. Hitherto it has been wisely held that men who blamed the teachers of these facts showed cowardly Ingratitude. HaveSve come to admit that those of us are In the right who rail at them and turn them out to starve? But the minister is' more than a teacher of truth; he is an Interpreter. Every church holds a body of ethical and religious truth. What is its use? To guide men In their conduct But life and its demands upon men change constantly, originating new .problems of conduct every day. These problems In volve politics, business, marriage. The minister's duty is to Interpret the church's unchanging truth In its appli cation to these manifold problems. In performing that duty he must often dis cipline those who employ him, for wrong conduct is frequently agreeable in business and politics, while the right Is disagreeable and financially unprofit able. A church has no right to dismiss a minister for fulfilling the ungrateful task of denouncing their sins whether social, political or financial. They ought rather to thank him for it and raise his salary. The notion that the conduct of life In business and politics ought to be exempt from pulpit criticism Is a cowardly concession to corruption and thievery- The man who wants no poli tics In the pulpit generally wants rot ten politics in his ward. The man who. wants to have nothing but the "pure gospel' In church often wants to steal outside the church. What America needs more than any "gospel" is lmple plain and honest speaking, both in thg pulpit and outside of it. WHOM THE GODS WOULD DESTItOY. It is not believed that H. H. Rogers, of Standard Oil notoriety, consciously directed his conduct In the examination before Commissioner Sanborn to the end of hastening the downfall of cor porate domination in this country, though such will be Its outcome He doubtless supposed that his impudent defiance of the officers of the law would impress the public with a sense of the power of the tremendous organization he represents and so it does. He prob ably supposed that his cynical and shameless perjury would tend to prove to the country that the aegis of Stand ard OH is a secure protection for crime, no matter how flagrant. It has pre cisely that effect He supposed, very likely, that a naked exhibition of his contempt for the law, a demonstration of how utterly he despises the courts, would dishearten the prosecution In this case and discourage similar attacks upon the giant monopoly. Such a re sult is probable. Mr. Rogers' contempt for the law is fully justified.. It has crawled at his bidding like a whining cur. Like a cur it now feels his. boot He has every reason to despise the courts. They have been- the complacent tools of his iniquity. It Is but just for them now to receive the treatment of insubordinate servants. The spectacle of Mr. Rogers rioting In the plenitude of his power Is instruct ive. The Impotence of the law to re buke or control hlms a salutary warn ing. It admonishes the American peo ple that a time may come when retri bution upon such monsters of defiant iniquity will he impossible, because the power that slumbers too long falls ulti mately into the Irremediable sleep of death. Mr. Rogers and his kind only seem to be our rulers, tis yet we can still shake them off if we make the ef fort; but let the effort he delayed a lit tle longer and the seeming will become an inexorable reality. The more exhi bitions we have of the sort he has just been giving, therefore, the better. They demonstrate as no words could just what the position of Standard Oil and its allies Is in, our polity. They show exactly what the feeling of these mon ster corporations is toward democratic government law and the administra tion of justice. They hasten the day when the finger win wrlte upon the wall and Mr. Rogers will ask his law yer what "Mene, Mene, Tekel, Uphar sln" means. THE SLUMP THAT FAILED. The long-expected "slump after the Fair" seems to be farther away than ever. Real estate has increased In value more.rapJdly since the Fair than at any corresponding period before that great event and the demand increases with the price. The leasing of the De kum and Washington buildings Monday at a 6 per cent remuneration on a val uation of $1,000,000 is illustrative of the new conditions which have arisen since Portland began its present era of ex pansion. Property in city or country has no intrinsic value Jn excess of Its actual earning powers. The leasing of the Dekum for a long term of years at a figure which guarantees a 6 per cent return easily fixes the value of the property at 51,000,000. In the congested money centers- of the East 3 and 4 per cent is regarded as an excellent return on safe Investments, and there is, ac cordingly, no speculative element In Mr. Sweeny's latest transaction. It is the willingness of outside capital to come in and be content with a 6 per cent return that is enhancing the value of real estate. With only limited op portunities for safe Investment in any thing paying much more than hair this figure in the East, the opportunities In Portland arc hound to prove alluring to Eastern capitalists. In the East It re quires two dollars to earn 6 per cent In one year. In 'Portland one dollar is suf ficient and there are many investments where the returns will -be still larger. Some Increase In rents quite naturally follows increase in real estate values, but this increase will not be In keeping with the Increase In value of the prop erty, for reason that the capital now coming into Portland for Investment will be satisfied with smaller returns than have been considered necessary in the past. Some Of the old guard will, of course, endeavor to exact high rents on both new and old -buildings, but this policy, if adhered to, will only drive tenants into other localities now considered less favorable for business. This will leave some landlords with vacant rooms arid buildings, and we shall then qujtc naturally hear talk of a lull in the upward movement There can be no lull of consequence, however, so Jong as the entire Pacific Northwest is the scene of such tremendous industrial activity. For more thKn a year new- settlers have been pouring Into Oregon, Washington and Idaho In steadily In creasing numbers. All lines of Industrial effort are repre sented in thks Influx of new settlers. The farmers, of course, outnumber all others, and It Is well for the future of the country that they do; but there are also many lumbermen, manufactur ers, capitalists and other craftsmen who are needed In development of our varied resources. These newcomers will aid those already here In creation of a vast amount of new wealth from our forests, farms, mines and other sources of latent wealth. As the country around us grows, Portland Is bound to keep pace with It The future must be judged hy the past. The population of the territory tributary io Portland one year ago, and the wealth created by that population, warranted the real es ate -prices then ruling In Portland. In creased population and prosperity in the country today warrant the im provement In conditions in the city. The same conditions will be responsible for further gains a year hence. The latest purpose of Bob Fitzsim mons, It is said. Is to start a high-class, aristocratic physical culture school in New York City, that will be patronized by the wealthy class both men and women. Bob has evidently heard of "Fads and Fancies" and knows what clreap people In one sense and what high-priced In another the "smart -set" of the great city is. Of course, his wife and her reputation as an up-to-date woman will be a drawing card In this business.' She has a "passion for the stage, has aired her family difficul ties to the world, has clamored for di vorce, taken up her residence In Sioux FaHs In order to qualify, and has made such a spectacle of herself In "mak ing up" and "becoming reconciled" to her blatant spouse as entitles her to a place among the -400. As to mouthy, fistic Bob, no one can for a moment doubt his ability to give high-class physical culture stunts to the exclusive set. He has masqueraded In tights, de livering knockout blows v receiving them, for some years. He is an all around sport and doubtless will be able to put the 400 through their paces In physical culture to his own profit and their sdprme satisfaction. The big floating drydock Dewey, now out over a week, has covered but 750 miles of the long journey to Manila. She Is towed by three tugs, and the dally expense of the fleet Is enormous. No more flagrant waste of Government money through the excessive use of red tape has ever occurred than this dry dock episode Because the bids of the Pacific Coast bidders were slightly higher than those of the Atlantic Coast bidders, the contract was let to a New port News builder. The Government saved a few thousand dollars In the construction of the vessel, and will lose five times as much In the Increased cost of towage and canal dues from the Atlantic Coast. If the Dewey reaches her destination in safety, her expense bills will offer an excellent excuse for an examination of the red-tape meth ods which admit of such foolish pro ceedings as this costly 'round-the-world cruise of the big drydock. The public will be at a loss to under stand the reason for secrecy about Mr. Hermann's movements. He arrived in Washington last Friday, and has since been at the home of his son-in-law. This same son-in-law, Mr. Gatcly, de liberately told an Oregonian corre spondent and other reporters that Mr. Hermann had not yet .arrived. His rel atives In Oregon said he had arrived. Of course Mr. Gately did not tell the truth, and a great deal of needless and unpleasant newspaper gossip ensued. It may be hoped that Mr. Gatcly will have learned from this incident that Jt is wise always either to tell the truth or to tell nothing. The deficit In the National Treasury for the present fiscal year was offi cially estimated at $S.000,000. Receipts, however, have been steadily increasing ever since, the year's accounts were opened. July 1, with the result that at the end of December the deficit, which started at about 520,000.000, is now down to 57,673,340. As there is no reason to suppose that the expenses of the Gov ernment will materially increase and there Is every probability that receipts will continue to grow, it is likely that trie actual deficit at the close of the year will fall below the estimate If it Is not wiped out entirely. Development Leagues are in 'fashion. The last born, that called the Southern Oregon, organized In Grant's Pass, and, representing Medford. Ashland and Gold Hill, as well as Grant's Pass it self, came Into being day before yes terday. It is a good sign that the stated policy of all these bodies is to co-operate for the development of Ore gon. The districts must. Infallibly will, prosper If all Oregon Is developed. The action of the Portland Commercial Club in adding largely to funds for develop ment work is in the same line. The New York stock and money mar ket seems to have settled -hack into the groove from which it made a sudden leap a few days ago. Despite the gloomy predictions of Banker Schiff. and Lawson's publicly expressed fear that he would be obliged to pay 600 per cent for money to tide him over to af fluence, call money closed yesterday at 6 per cent bid. Steel, coal, sugar and many of the railroad stocks showed substantial gains .which even extensive profit-taking failed to wipe out. "It is absurd." says Standard Oil At torney Hagcrman. "to think of a man of the type of Mr. Rogers refusing to answer a question on the ground that 'it might tend to subject him to criminal prosecution." So it is absurd. But Rogers can have no other motive in refusing to answer no other motive except to conceal, if he can, the crim Iriaf operations of the Standard Oil Company and their officers. Brother Short knows no reason why churches shouldn't advertise. Indeed, he thinks they should. "It Is Just as important to tell about God's business as any other . business," he says. It is a mistake to proceed on the old-time theory that salvation Is free. There seems to be a lot of people In this country who think that every shouting and offensive female that ap pears at the White House ought to be permitted to see the President. The Democrats profess profound Ig norance as to the operations of the di rect primary I a"- Yet they know as much as any&Ml'. Which to unutal for -a Democrat. THE PESSIMIST. Herr Gottlieb mistook Captain Bruin for a footpad. Then he got arrested for disorderly conduct That Is what Gott lieb got Mr. Robert Fitzsimmons, according to dispatches from Sioux City, will start a physical culture school In New York City. It is said that It will be the most aristocratic Institution of the kind In the world. He Intends to se cure the patronage of the wealthy classeF. both men and women. Profes sor Fitzsimmons Is now engaged In calculating how much each of the -good things of New Yorkwlll con tribute. , Colonel Mann, of- "Town Topics." de nies newspaper reports that he had said that he had matter In his safe which. If published, would blow New York society wide open. It would not take much to blow New York society wide open. It 1$ pretty well cracked already. A New York hotel will experiment with the English custom of leading private rathskellers to individuals. Each of the private rath skellers, which will accommodate eight per sons, will open cn a. general rathskeller when the lease Is present. When he. In not there the leased rathskeller will be closed by an iron door. When the show is ready to begin, they will substitute Iron bars for the iron doors, and put up a sign: "Do not feed peanuts tc the monkeys." It Is expected that they will furnish great amusement for the guests outside. There is something ominous about Thomas W. Lawson's willingness to testify In the Standard Oil hearing. He says: "I feel like helping In every way that I can." What and Where Is Helir P.er. John Bentieln Is conducting a series of religious meeting in the University Park Baptist Church every nljht this week. His subject for each night are:" Last night, 'insersoll and Moody;" Tuesday evening. "A Lost Name;" Wednesday, A Itunaway Couple;" Thursday. "What and Where Is Satan V Fri day evening. "What and Where la Heaven" Sunday cvenlar. "What and Wtfere la HellT The climax of these meetings will be Sun day, and there are many anxious to hear the last question answered in a satisfactory manner. The people In University Park know already. The division superintendent of a large railroad adopted a system for eliciting In formation relative to the destruction of farmers' property along the line of tho railroad. The superintendent had primed a blank form on which was to be written. among other things, the name of the anl mal killed and the kind of an animal. A space was reserved at the bottom for,a reply to the following question "Dispo sition of carcass?" A flagman, whose duty It became on one occasion to report concerning the death of the cow, turned In his written report with the following set oposltlon the ques tion last referred to: "Kind and gentle." When is a joke- not a joke? When it Is a steal. That Is what is the matter with the Joke about the flagman and the cow. Not long ago a newspaper told of the distribution of 51uO.O0O.0CO in dividends and interest on Wall street. To quote from the -article, "the men who received this money are those already known as per sons of vast wealth. Owing to the pe culiar stock market lost year the general public refused stubbornly to come In and snare the good things that the corpora tlong had to offer." In the absence of the public which re fused to sect In and be the "Rood thlncs.' It -would b interesting to know where all the money came from. The editor of an English magazine while sitting in his garden one day watch ing tho antic? of a squirrel, conceived the Idea that it would not be bad to be squirrel for a little while himself. The thought caused him toi write to a number of eminent naturalists asking them what kind of animals they would like to be. They wanted to be various things. One wanted to be an elephant Another thought a chicken would suit E. Kay Robinson, the lost one on the list, thought "that if he had to be anything he would be an anthropoid ape. His reasons wero many and various, but let. him speak for himself. He says in part: I believe that from a- human point ot vlew the lives of all other animals would mean absolute oblivion, and would be equally un desirable to all of us who think that life is good. IJut -were I compelled to make choice of some animal existence, I should choose that of the anthropoid ate as nearest In kinship to man. in the hope that his mind might contain some glimmering of the dawn ot conscioueaess. It struck me. If he should suddenly be come an anthropoid ape, he .would not experience much of a change. During- the 19th century upward of 14.000. OOO men lost their lives In war. Most of thesj millions were of the Aryan race, which has the custody of the forward march ot the human race. Most of them were s-ounr men. In fine physical condition, men of above the average ot spirit and energy for war fakes only the best. It wants no diseased, or old.or uselen. victims for the banaueu Moat otNaoec wars were not for liberty or for principle, but for purposes of ambition the two Napoleeo. Bismarck, the old Ger man Emperor, the Czars, the Kings of Eng. laad. Pitt. Disraeli, a handful of men who figure In history an great. Ambition is a cannlbaL Saturday Evening Post. It is worse than that; It is foolish. M. B. WELLS. BRITAIN'S A3IAZING COMMERCE Now Twice as Largo as Ours, but Growing Less Rapidly. New York World. The foreign commerce of Groat Britain Is still nearly twice as large as our own, though it Is growing much less rapidly. There arc. three countries. Great Brit ain, Canada and Germany, to which we, ciiti luure limn iw.w-.wj a year, xnere are two from which we import as large a quantity. Great Britain and Germany. But Great Britain sells more than 510O.COO.0GO each to five nations and imports more than that amount from the ten shown in the following table: Country Imports. Exports. Russia f 102.8: 1.0 11 JTOSVJU C-ermany 10300.033 177.27 tf.ir.2 Holland 16S.S17.22S 72.S.T4.D74 Belgium lSt. 006.01" u5.373.BIS France 24S.712.4.TO 103.7H.733 Canada 100,053.894 S9.a06.336 Argentina 112.100.810 58.327.343 Australia 114.69S.140 9G.637.343 British India 177.49I.0S3 202.17u.2Sl United States.... 5S0.322.098 191.210.203 Our own enormous sales first-strike at tention, but In proportion to their size Great Britain is a better customer of some other countries. She buys 523 worth each from the people of Argentina. 523 each from Canada, more than 599 each from the Hollanders, a little more than 57 each from us. It Is these enormous purchases- from foreign countries of goeds producible In British cAlonles which arm the Chamfcer laihltcs in their agitation- for a pxeferea tlai tariff Kith the cotesks. RUNNING FOR SENATOR. (There Is a.' hot Senatorial Contest in Ne braska, nearly as hot as the contest In Ore gon which It resembles. Al. Sorenson. for merly a well-known newspaper man of Portland, announces his own candidacy for United States Senator In his paper, the Omaha Examiner. It Is reprinted as a guld to several gentlemen In Oregon who are candidates for Senator here, and for the benefit of the public generally.) In my laudable determination to be a Senator from Nebraska X propose to leave no stone unturned and no stone unthrown that will accomplish my purpose. From the profits that are coming to me by the publication of the ablest Journal In the West. I am accumulating a fund for the legitimate expenses of my campaign. I say legitimate, for while I expect to have my leg pulled from now on to the time of my triumphant election, I do not propose to be an easy mark. It is a part of good generalship to develop the resources ot the enemy, and I propose to size up the pile of my adversaries. I have but little fear of the wealth ot Millard, for his' cent-per-cent experience as a banker does not give him those broad and generous ideas of liberal expenditure that wllh characterize my action. His election four years ago did not cost him a cent, and he will expect to repeat the experience, but will fall. , Wattles does not worry me. for he is handicapped by his affiliations with soul less corporations not with the railroads, however, whose avowed candidate I am. and they are not soulless corporations, cither and when It tomes to the real fight It will be a Kilkenny fight between Wat tles and Roscwatcr, arid the carcasses of both will hang over the line. If Rosey should survive the conflict the love that the Fontanelle Club and his numerous other admirers have for him will keep him at home Edgar Howard, at Fremont, will keep my brother editor. Ross Hammond, so. busy to save the life of his paper that his political chances will go glimmering. Schneider causos no fear, for he Is "hoist by his own petard," as It were, with his elevators that have elevated him so high that he will never: come down to a political terra tlrma. When, however. I read of the vast land ed possessions in Polk County of the banks, the herds of blooded cattle, and the money of the last candIdatewho shied has castor Into the ring, I was affrighted, and determined to measure the weapons of Governor John H. Mickey. Editorials in his home paper at Osceola, the Demo crat, Informed me that since 1302 he has sold 15CO acres of the finest farm lands In Polk County, for which he has realized nearly 550.000. I felt sure that he had not expended this great sum in his two cam paigns for Governor: Indeed, the sworn report required to be made as to his ex penditures reassured me. for the amount reported was trifling. This would make a heavy campaign fund In Itself, and when X realized from the Bankers Directory that he was president of the Osceola Bank, with a capital of 537,500 and a large surplus, and read In the public press that he had lately sold about -47 head of thor oughbred cattle at an average price of 5110 per head, and that ke was In receipt of a good salary and perquisites. Includ ing free house rent, as Governor. I had about concluded to withdraw from the field. On second thought. I made up my .mind that the best way to find out the fact was not to trust to the reports of a venal and lying press, but look up the tax assessment of the Governor, realizing that no Christian gentleman would attempt to deceive the tax-gatherer. I am delighted and encouraged by the showing, and con gratulate myself that I am much better off financially than the Governor of this great and growing commonwealth, and have no cause to fear him as a com petitor. Tho 47 blooded cattle are only worth to pay taxes on in 1505 5320, or one fifth of EKOO. at which sum they we're re turned by the Governor in his sworn schedule in Polk County. It Is evident, therefore, that the newspaper statement Is false, for surely the owner knows the value of his stock. It must be untrue also that he has received about 530.000 for lands sold since he has been Governor, for the sworn schedule In Polk County says he has no money there, and he swears that In Lancaster County he has only 52.29 on hand subject to check oc draft. The Bankers' Magazine must also take Its place among the prevaricators, for the Governor swears that neither In Polk nor Lancaster County has he a single dollar invested In stock In any banking or other corporation. It cannot be that he Is cither a bank president or a shareholder, for he himself has said it and sworn to it. He Is certainly much poorer than I am, for he only has 563 worth of household furniture and library, and has no book accounts, no bondn. no notes and no mortgages. He would be poorer than a church mouse were It not for the fact that the Assessor found that he owned some land In Polk County. I noticed In an Interview a few vdays ago, that the Governor admitted that fact and stated that it was assessed at 5S0 per acre, and I was glad to see that he was not entirely pauperized, for on Inves tigation I found that his home farm of 110 acres adjoining Osceola had on it a splendid house worth at least 55C00 the finest barn In the county, worth 53C0O and the land cheap at 512.000. making a total of 520.000. A friendly Assessor assessed It for taxation at 52520 for each of the years 1L04 and 1905. and I am pleased to see that my principal competitor has been able to save a pretty penny In that way. f . Ie sympathizing with the Chief Ex ecutive In his deplorable financial condi tion, I am mean enough to rejoice that It removes him from my path and makes my camng,and election sure as the next Sen ator from Nebraska. -'Standards of Drunkenness." Montreal Gazette. A correspondent ot one of the Toronto newspapers points out that on Christmas Day In Toronto, which has 150 places licensed to sell liquor, there were 109 people arrested for drunkenness, while In Buffalo, which has over 20CO barrooms, there were only 3D arrests. The intention wag to prove that the number of licensed places has no effect upon the amount of drunkenness, it cannot be accepted as conclusive evidence, for the police stand ard of what constitutes drunkenrfess may differ in the two cities. In Buffalo the citizen who confines himself to getting drunk Is probably allowed to go as soon as he I? sober, without a charge being entered against him. while In Toronto he Is fined. There Is no poorer standard of estimating the sobriety of a city's popu lation than by Its convictions for drunkenness. Donbt. "Walter Pricb,ard Baton In Pearson's. She shall not know I love her. I will not let her sec The rosy riot In my heart When she Is kind to me. How could I vex so fair a maid So fair and calm and high. When I am shackled to the earth, : Bond-hrother to a slfjh? ' My pain shall not be hers to share My passion away her not. And high and cajm and fair she still Shall count her happy lot. But does she count It so, nor yearn To hear a lover's call? I cannot longer bear the doubt. I go to tell her all! Fat Girls andjThin Ice. Atchise-n Globe. "I can't bear fat people." petulantly exclaimed the thin ice as the 2"-ound girl began to jut 0a her skates- A CASE OFjWr RATE. Mr. James J. Hill, thn hpnd of the Northern Pacific, Great Northern andv Burlington system of railroads, publicly called attention not long since to the fnnf 1nnt In niAtr tt eppnri. frit- .mpr1. can steel mills an order for 560.000 worth 01 rails for a Japanese railroad, he had made a special low rate ror tne trans- Japan. If he had not done this the order wouiu nave gone to isuropean stee malfprs TWa otntomon t furnJtshpc .. proper Introduction to the following an nouncement rrom Chicago: The Federal grand Jury returned an In dictment on Friday afternoon against the Chicago, Burlington & Qulncy Railroad. Darius Miller, first vice-president, and Claude C. Burnham. a foreign freight agent, on tho charge of granting rebates. The story is told In 2d counts, covering more than 100 type written pages, each count setting- up one specific offense. The indictment charges that the rebates were alt granted to the United States Steel Products Export Company of New York, a subsidiary company to the United States Steel Corporation. All of the shipments were to Vancouver. B. C. The alleged violations come under the El'klns act. For each of the 20 offenses alleged the Elkins act provides for a conviction a fine of from 51000 to 520,000. no imprisonmnent clause being provided. The indictment al leges that the freight was then paid accord ing to the tarift. but afterward a rebate of about SO per cent was paid back to the shipper. Did Mr. Hill do right or do wrong in cutting rates on this steel for Japan? Does he belong in Mr.' Roosevelt's cate gory of the "good" corporation men. or the "bad" ones? We should like to have the verdict of the business men of the Pacific Northwest on this case. It is evi dent that Mr. Hill's railroad companies added nothing to their net earnings bv carrying this steel. It is quite possible that It was carried at a loss. Is an American railroad company Jus tified under any ciicumHtances in vary ing its rates In order to help Industrial concerns whose establishments are lo cated on Its lines? This is the question raised by the Government In the Chicago prosecution just begun, and there is no doubt where the Federal Government stands. How. again, about hauling oats from Iowa and Minnesota to-Seattle, at 53 a ton. when the growers of Eastern Washington have to pay just about an equal rate for one-fifth of the distance? For whose benefit? -Discoverer or the Grent Salt Lake. Outing Magazine for January. Jim Bridger stands forth as the most conspicuous figure in the brief but glo rious reign of the trapper and trailmaker In the Far West. The greatest fur hunter and the greatest pathfinder of them all, and possessing the most Intimate knowl edge of the Indian nature ever vouch- . safed a white man, Bridger will grow In stature as time goes on and accurate his tory Is written. No part of the great Rocky Mountain country held a secret from Jim Bridger. He was the first white man. after John Colter, to view the wonders of Yellow stone Park, and the first to look on Great Salt Lake. Seemingly bearing a charmed Jlfe. he wandered through the lands of many Indian tribes, sometimes fighting the red men. but more often living their life and finding the solace of true brother hood at the lodge fire. Every mountain Jim Bridger climbed, every stream he crossed, and every game trail he followed, was written down In the most marvelous memory ever granted a plainsman. As a result, years later, when the white men. bold but blundering, sought the easiest paths over the mountains, Jim Bridger showed them the best trails for their wagons: and, when the chief engineer of the Union Pacific had well-nigh given up hope of getting his rails across the Di vide, it was Jim Bridger who showed an available pass which he had traversed yfttra before in his trapping days, and the existence of which no other white man Uncw. A few months ago. this chief en gineer, General Grcnville M. Dodge, showed his gratitude by rescuing Jim Bridger's body from a neglected grave and interring It at Kansas City, under an appropriate monument probably the flrst act of gratitude ever performed for the man who had put the whole empire of the West In his debt. The Story of Santo Domingo. Area. IS.013 square miles. Population. 500.000; language. Spanish. Population, mixed race of white, Indian and African blood. Slavery introduced in 1502: abolished in 1S22. Chief cities. Santo Domingo, capital; population. 20.000: Puerto Plata. 6000: La Vega. 6000; Santiago, SOOO: Samana. 1300. Term of president and vice-president (according to the constitution), fqur yenn. Congress, a single house of 21 members. State religion, Roman Catholic Municipal schools, 30 pupils. C000: news papers. S: debt, 532.000.000 gold; annual revenues, about 52,000.000. Products, sugar, rum, cacao, tobacco, coffee, tropical fruits, fine woods. 1492 Island discovered by Columbus. 149S Santo Domingo City founded. 1755 Spain transferred island to French. 1SC1 French driven out by Toussalnt L'Ouverture. 1S02 French reoccupled island. ISOO French driven out by English and entire island of Santo Domingo given to Spanish. 1S22 Revolt succeeded and the two island governments united under Presi dent Boyer, of Haytl. 1SI4 Santo Domingo republic separated from Haytl. 1S61 Santo Domingo republic ceded by President Santana to Spain. 1S63 Spaniards driven out. 1S70 Treaty of cession to the United States rejected by the American Senate. 1SS6 General Ullses Heureaux elected president. 1S30 Hcareaux assassinated by Ramon Caceras. 1S09 to 1S05 Presidents Figuero. Jimlnez, Vasqucz, Wos y Gil and Morales. A Matter of Titles. San Francisco Chronicle. A story Is going the rounds of legal cir cles at the expense of the late General W. H. L. Barnes, and it is receiving con siderable Impetus In its travels through the efforts of William S. Barnes, who considers It one of the best that was ever told at the expense of his distinguished sire. General Barnes was trying a civil suit, and persisted In referring to the opposing counsel as "Judge." The opposing coun sel was an' elderly and dignified Southern gentleman, who disliked to be character ized by a title he did not possess, and. ris ing to his feet, he said: "If the Court please. I am not a Judge, have never been a Judge, and have no as piration to become a Judge, and I hope counsel will refrain from referring to me as 'Judge.' ' "General Barnes persisted In the use of the title, however, and again he politely protested. Once more Barnes caused a chuckle to go around by referring to the opposing counsel as "Judge," and for a third time the latter rose to protest. "If the court please," he said, "for the third and last time I, desire to inform counsel that the title ot 'Judge Is one that I have never earned and do not pos sess, and If counsel persists In givirfg me the title. I shall be prompted to retort by referring to. him as 'General. " Increase of Golf. London Ex jar ess. It Is estimated that the golf-players of the United Kingdom now number 330,000, of whom 20,000 players are resident in London and find their recreation in links close to town. The past year has seen the opening of more than 2C0 new golf club?, and as on the average each clubs claims at least a hundred acres, 2t.W8 acres have been taken upf since November, last for the purpose of making Maks. . , 1