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He challenges his detract- ors to point out one dishonest or incom- g petent person among his appointees. sr "ho are they? Where does all this rJ hubbub about the Williams administra , tion arise? How far must the Mayor be held accountable for every trans- gression, if there is any,, committed by ' any other public official elected by the people? Not long ago there were disclosures about the Tanner-Creek sewer. It was ' the duty of the City Engineer to draw the plans, to prepare ihe specifications, 1 to let the contract and to superintend the construction of this Important pub lie work. That he failed in it is a mat ter of public knowledge. The Mayor has done everything possible to repair a very bad job. The sewer has been en tirely rebuilt at the cost of the con tractors bondsmen. The purpose of the original contract has been filled, though it must be admitted with infinite trou ble and controversy: but the taxpayer has lost nothing. On the contrary, he has been fully protected, and protected, too. by the Mayor. 2 The Morrison-street bridge has been constructed according to contract; and a very fine structure is the result. No one has ever contended that the price was unreasonable. Dispute has arisen over the charge for extras which appar ently the Executive hoard had no al ternative but to allow. If the contract ing company has been able to charge an excessive price for these extras, it has taken advantage of a system that has been in vogue in Portland for years No private concern undertaking a large I public enterprise expects to escape ! without paying a reasonable and c.en a generous price for work very well done. It would seem that the public has in the Morrison-street bridge a monument to the efficiency of the engi neers who have supervised its construc tion. So far as. known, or believed, there is no flaw in any part of It. So much can scarcely be said for any other public work. This is an era of reform in all public affairs' and of general improvement in the public service. In the short time wherein "Theodore Roosevelt has been President of the United States a great upheaval has occurred in Washington officialdom. First, the Postoffice De partment was shaken from top to bot tom, and the leeches, thieves and job- bers who through many, years in one way or another had fastened them selves on the Government service were either kicked out or put in the Peni- - ientlary. Now the Interior Department Is undergoing a systematic renovation. When that is completed we mas confi dently expect that other branches of Government will secure the earnest at tention of the Administration's inquisi tors. Theodore Roosevelt is President of the United States at the time when dishonesty in public contracts, the " wholesale loot of the Nation's lands and the .corruption of many Government of ficials are being brought to light. No body believes, of course, that the Pres ident is in any way responsible for the original deplorable condition. But all know that he is prepared to support with the jgreatest possible vigor and determination all efforts to raise the of ficial standard of honesty and efficiency. In many cities throughout the United States there has been a general demand for a higher degree of decency and cora- petency among public officers. It has been so in Portland; yet no one has ventured to insinuate through all this clamor for a cleaner municipal admin istration that-the honored Mayorof the city was In any way a personal benefi ciary of any questionable transaction whatever on the part of any public ser vant It, is known that Mayor Williams is a perfectly honest roan. His motives are . upright and his devotion to the public " interest traditional. His industry is both an inspiration and a lesson to all younger men. He' makes the most 1 painstaking effert to inform himself ftJbout the details of the city admintetra tlon, and he gives his personal atten tion to every matter that properly comes before the executive for consid eration. What, then, is the basis of the opposition to the Mayor's re-eiection? It is mainly, if not -wholly, that Mayor Williams at one time stood sponsor for what is commonly known as the "open town." The truth about the matter Is that this system of raising revenue "was adopted by the Council and by the Ex ecutive Board and -was sanctioned by the Mayor as a temporary expedient. They thus, raised revenue for the pur pose of tiding over a serious crisis In the city's affairs. It appears to be forgotten now that it. was entirely an emergency policy. It "was never the purpose of the Mayor and the Executive Board to make it a permanent feature of the administra tion. It vras defended by them only on the grounds of absolute public neces sity. The crisis has been passed, and there is. so far as is observable at this time, no likelihood that any license sys tem will be re-established If it la not, there Is no difference whatever In the pub lic policies which the present administra tion stands for and the opposition says it stands for. SEA-LEVEL CANAL WITHOUT DELAY. A lock canal in four years or a sea- level canal in twenty years are the possibilities which M. Philippe Bunau- Varilla, the French engineer, predicts for the Panama Canal. In an interest ing communication to the French Acad emy of Science he explains in detail how the canal could be so constructed that it could be used as a lock canal at the same time that work was being carried on for a sea-leel canal. The French engineer estimates that it will require twenty years to construct a sea level canal. This is from five to eight years longer than the time estimated by most of the American engineers who have figured on the matter, but, even if it should be completed in the shortest period claimed by the most optimistic of these experts, the difference in time between the sea-level project and the lock canal would be so great as to with hold from the people for many years the advantage of connection of the waters of the Atlantic with those of the Pa cific. There seems to be a general senti ment in favor of completion of the canal in the shortest possible time, and if the French engineer's plan for trans formation of a lock canal Into a sea- level canal without Interfering In any way with the operation of the former is practicable, it should be adopted. The sea-level canal is generally favored for many reasons which have been previ ously set forth. The only point that has been raised against It Is that the length of time necessary for Jts com pletion was so great that trade would be seriously hampered in the meantime. A plan which would admit of the op eration of a Speedily built lock canal while the sea-level canal was building would relieve the latter of the principal objection that has been raised against it. J.ne prime object sought in building an isthmian canal is to enable the United States to reach new trade fields and to facilitate the development of those already reached. If there was merit in the demand for this project, it is also qf the utmost importance that the end sought be reached in the brief est time possible. No serious or perraa nent shifting of the trade highways of the world is probable In four years, but In twenty years much can happen It is preuicted that the opening of the canal will cause a material reduction in freight rates between the United States and the Far East. If this should prove true, and the business continues to expand In its present ratio, the loss through delay in waiting for a water level canal would amount to more than the cost of the canal. The plans of M. Philippe Bunau-Varilla have been sub mitted to the President, and if they will bear the rigid Investigation to which they will be submitted we shall undoubtedly have a canal connection between the two oceans In a much shorter time than was expected when the sea-revel project came into popular favor. AN ECCENTRIC WHEAT MARKET. Pending the arrival of the chinch bug. the Hessian fly. rust and other pests which damage the wheat crop in the minds of the speculators and occasion ally In the fields, it is becoming a seri ous tax on the energies of the bulls and the bears to rake up wheat news of a sensational order. On Monday John W. Gates, with the usual blare of trumpets and rattle of tom-toms, was pushed dnto the limelight as the promoter of a deal in July wheat such as would make the May deal look insignificant in compari son. The public had forgoten the time a few weeks earlier when Gates started out with a brass band and corps of spielers to announce that he would put May wheat up to $2 per 'bushel; so it bought, and bought freely and quick ly. for fear that the supply would be exhausted before the money ran out. Under stress of this buying, the mar ket bounded up a couple of cents, paused for breath, and then began to slide backward. The union members of the Gates brass band must have been on a strike, for not a note came from their direction, and for a brief period it seemed that sentiment and stuff and guff about what "Jawn" W. might do was to give way to rational conditions. Then came the news that a German gunboat had anchored in an insignifi cant harbor in Shantung, and that the Japanese were making horrible faces at the French. This news was fully as bullish as vone of Uncle "Jeems" Wil son6 bearish Government crop reports. and the trade interpreted it in the same way, and bought and bought, and then bought some more, so that when the big bell rang in the Chicago pit Tuesday, July wheat had been forced above SS cents. Yesterday the market was so top- heavy that it jettisoned nearly 2 cents per bushel. There was uncertainty as to whether it was kraut or conquest which had drawn the Germans Into Halchou Bay. The Japs had concluded not to "rush In where angels fear to tread," and if John W. Gates had any opinion on the wheat market he kept it to himself. Wheat closed weak around the low mark of the day, and, unless some new dream Is smoked up in the "hop joints" of the city of strikes, there will be a further decline today. If the American farmer who Is en gaged in the business of growing real wheat Is under the impression that the present high Tange of prices is adding any water to his financial wheel, he should immediately guess again. Wheat in thi country Is far above an expert basis and a new crop which promises to be at least up to the average is , cow inr along with" a rush. High price In - I America "have force the forelxaecs Xa buy wheat In India, the Argentine and Russia, and the two latter countries are breaking all previous records, the Rus sian shipments last week amounting to over 4,000,000 bushels, although this is Hearing the fag end of the season In that country. The American price has caused an increased output from Rus sia and the Argentine, but. if there Is any surplus available from the 1905 crop, it will have to be sold at almost any price the foreigners see fit to give us. The foreigners have discovered a new source of supply, while we were forcing, the cereal up to its present heights, and they are not In need of American wheat unless It is for sale at bargain prices. BOYS. PARK BLOCKS ' AND BASEBALL. If the members of the Park Board refuse to grant the petition of two score boys for the use of one of the northern park blocks as a baseball park, they will be doing violence to their own best sentiment. Baseball Is as necessary to the perfect development of an American boy as light and air. Opportunity to play the game, whether you view It as physical culture, pure and simple, or as the exercise of cease less activity which Nature planted in every healthy child, should on no ac count be denied. The boy who doesn't feel the need of baseball Isn't going to be much of a man. Of course there will be effeminate ob jections, and these may come Before the Park Board officially. It must be ad mitted that the heart of a city Is not an Ideal playground, and It may be the boys will occasionally Interfere with the rights of their neighbors; but in this particular instance, the petitioners pledge themselves to do their very best in the way of deportment They desire the chance to prove themselves worthy of the boon they ask. Hedged in by the self-imposed conditions, the Park Board ought to give consent If, un fortunately," the boys fall to observe due decorum, the permit can be canceled without notice. In their eagerness to enjoy a vested right, the boys, we fear, have promised too much. Note their own words, which have been placed on file: "Neither will we tolerate bullying, quarreling or fighting." Now, they've got to have an umpire. This situation will probably develop at least once In every game: The batter and the fielded ball reach first base at the same Instant umpire calls "Out." Do these petitioners ex pect Dr. Eliot or Colonel Hawkins to believe that the nine at the bat will join in hosannas to the umpire and sub scribe to a loving cup? Situations provocative of quarrel may be multi plied Indefinitely. Mayor Williams knows. He goes to the league games every Saturday, But a boy who won't quarrel and occasionally shoot out his fist over injustice, real or imaginary. Is a sissy. In all kindness, we suggest that the boys ask permission to with draw the word "quarrel." Even a Port land boy Is only human. If the action of these boys shall move other boys In other neighborhoods to ask for like privileges, a good purpose win oe served. There ought to be a public baseball field under police regu lation in every square mile of Port land's territory. We should like to see some one. before It Is too late, win the gratitude of future generations, by dedicating one of the double blocks in Couch or Goldsmith's Addition to the National game. There is small prospect for a park on level ground, part of .which cculd be devoted to field sports, as, for example. Golden Gate Park, in San Francisco; therefore the more ne ccssity here for plots such as the boys have asked for at Couch and North Park streets. Let the members of the Park Board deny the petition and they will be branded' by the inhabitants of Boyvlllc as men who do not love their kind; as among those who have forgotten. The lads will want the board to read the concluding lines of James, Montague's verses, published recently: " , Again run. shout, do ten men's work, until the fading day Strewed shadows on the springy grass so thick you couldn't play. Youth, life. hope, health and gentleness - you must have passed them all Upon the road, unless you thrill with those Brave woras: Flay Ball! OREGON LUMBER AND THE PANAMA COMMISSION. That the first effort of the new Canal Commission to secure lumber at the lowest obtainable prices should be a failure even a fiasco Is to be much re gretted. Whether the fault be due to the ignorance of Major Galligher, the purchasing agent of the Commission, as to centers of production on the Pacific Coast, or the omission of Portland as a probable source of supply be due to similar Ignorance In still higher quar ters, there Is no means of determining. This first quantity, of 25.000,000 feet is only a circumstance to what will be re quired by the Commission. Stllf it Is most disappointing that all the adver tising of Oregon that has been done for the last year or two, and especially dur ing this last year, should have failed to reach its destination In the official mind. To advertise twenty-three days ago for tenders for lumber In the San Francisco paper, ignoring Portland, would be about as sensible as to adver tise for a large supply of lemons in the Portland paper and Ignore Los'Angeles. Certainly some Oregon people may and do read the papers of the California metropolis, but it would be the merest accident for the advertisement In ques tion to catch an Oregon eye. The best proof Is Jhat neither direct nor Indirect notice of the chance to bid has reached any of our official bodies, or any of the lumber companies composed of alert and enterprising men. The reason al leged by Major Galligher for refusing to extend the time for bids is curious It may be "Inexpedient" so to do but the word savors dangerously of red tape. If a private firm came suddenly to the knowledge that the largest and cheapest source of supply of a most necessary article was being closed to them because -they had failed to insert the opportunity to tender In the direct and sensible center of publicity and further .that a short time woiild insure fresh tenders being put In and also that there was no legal or business dif ficulty In the way of time extension, how quickly would the order be given! The Commission may be reminded that they arc now beginning to make up their record; and that occurrences like the present will tend to shake the confidence of the public in the "square deal" it -was confident of receiving. Atlantic ports are not the only ones that require watching- to keep the maimed, the halt, the blind and the poverty-stricken from landing from for eign shores to become a burden upon Ana eric s.n thrift. Within a few days Hwral utterly, ennltaw children from Australia have been refused landing. and two' blind men. Dowieltes. have been discovered among the passengers from the same, place, seeking asylum in this country. If we must give domi cile to either class, which, of course, should not be done, the infant class is far preferable to the aged. Under proper conditions children will. In a few years, become self-supporting, with the promise later on of becoming wealth producers. The old people will, on the contrary, become more helpless, if pos sible, year by" year, and from first to last will be a public charge or almoners of private bounty. Pity for helpless human creatures must necessarily stop short of assuming the charge, even upon Dowles guarantee, of the penni less aged. Every farmer in Oregon should send to the Agricultural Experiment Station at CorvalHs and secure a copy of a pamphlet recently published on the sub ject. "Poultry Under Confinement" As said In the bulletin, which has been published for free distribution, there seems to be little danger from an over- supply of poultry or eggs In the prin cipal markets of this state. On the con trary, the quantity of poultry and eggs imported ach year shows that there is an under supply, and that there Is room for the expansion of the poultry- raising Industry In Oregon. The pur pose of the new bulletin Is to show the financial returns from a small flock of poultry kept under confinement the percentage- of eggs hatched, chickens grown to marketable age, and the pro portion of the sexes. No attempt is made to give full instructions concern ing the care of poultry, but a brief statement is made of the manner in which a flock of thirty fowls was cared for so that they made a net return of nearly $1 per fowl per year. The first drowning of the season among the Astoria fishermen Is report ed, the breakers on Peacock Spit claim mg tor a victim oie strana, a young Norwegian who was serving his first season on the river. There Is something In the angry roar and hiss of the break ers which curl over the spits at the mouth of the river that strikes terror to the heart of the novice, but the danger affects not the average bar fisherman, and undoubtedly the tide following the one which swept Strand Into eternity found some other fearless fisherman drifting right into the jaws of the same death trap. They arc a hardy and fear less race, those descendants of the Vi kings, but the death that lurks in the breakers is no respecter of bravery or fearlessness; so these tragedies of the sea will continue as long as the desire for a big catch lures the fishermen too close to the bar. The fair land of Poland, immortalized in Balfe's "Bohemian Girl," will no longer be "torn by the hoof of the ruth less invader," nor will the oppression of the Czar make life burdensome to the people. No more radical reform has ever been Instituted in any of the Czar's possessions than that which he has just granted to Poland and the Bal tic provinces. All the religious and business privileges for which the Polish people have been fighting for years are granted, and this long step in the right direction may be the forerunner of a reform that will yet lift Russia out of the rut in which an arrogantaris toe racy has so long field her. The Southern Pacific Js to put on a train leaving Eugene In the morning and returning from Portland in the af ternoon. This Is a convenience which has long been denied the. citizens of one of the largest cities in the state, and It will be appreciated and well patronized. Another long-overdue improvement in railway train service is the inaugura tion of a fast service- between Portland and Puget Sound. Had the Northern Pacific put on a through train or re duced the running time of other trains many years ago, the electric road from Pugct Sound to Portland would be much farther from a reality than It now Is. A herd of range horses being driven through the streets of New York were stampeded at Sixtieth street and West End avenue, creating great excitement Mention Is made of the incident in order that "Constant Reader." "Veritas" and the other correspondents who have re cently complained in these columns about the provincialism of Portland in permitting stock to be driven through the streets of our city may learn that "there are others." The practice is not to be commended, but in this respect Portland does not seem to be either better or worse than other cities. President Robblns, of the Armour car line, denies that the Armours con trol the transportation of packing house products In private cars. It Js merely impossible -for other firms to ship such products In any other cars, A temperance hotel is announced as the latest of Portland's business activi ties. The traveling public will be inter csted to know whether the lessees will practice temperance In the price of meals and rooms. By allowing bids upon canal supplies to be made by all comers, the Commis sioners have made themselves highly unpopular with the firms that would otherwise have had a cinch. St Petersburg thinks that Rojestven sky has made a "dash for the Pacific' There Is no speed minimum for ; "dash," but eight knots doesn't seem quite high enough. Schumann-Helnk. the singer, mother of eight children and widow since last November, is said to be married again, Why not? No family is complete with out a father. The "decisive battle of the war has been "imminent" in Manchuria for more than a year, and the "great sea fight" bids falr-to be "Imminent" as long. Hiram Crpnk, the last survivor of the War of 1S12, will be buxieo. today. He eaw the last invasion of American ter ritory, and probably none alive now will see another. Don't- give alms to any ablebodied beggar, male or female; so long as the big crop of berries at Hood River Is waiting to be picked. Eleven yachts are off on their race acroee the Atlantic May the beet one Win, aad may that one be an American. At this late date Russia admks th lose of 0, -8MB at Muk.4x, ana yet i bouts tl battle was ast a. dfa-t NOTE ANDCOMMENT. ' Klaus J. Stelner, the young Pittsburg raan whose love letters to the number of 500 were brought into court during a- breacb-of-promlse action, was quite a de voted lover. When the girl, who later hit him for damages, promised to marry him, Stelner "promised to quit smoking at once In order to purify himself against the time that he would kiss me." testified the plaintiff. And such devotion was made a mock In court! Apropos of recent cyclones, the Hart ford Times remarks: "Go West, young man, and blow up with the country." The Russians have now got around to explaining their retirement from Mukden. They say It wasn't really a Japanese vic tory; at least it may have been a Japan ese victory, but it wasn't a Russian de feat. "The money's good, but not the giver." say the' New Haven Congregational min isters of Rockefeller's gifts. And thatsays about all there is to be said. Hood River is doing Its harc to bright en the world and cheer the worldlings. The strawberry is the greatest agent of optimism, and If it only had mint's ca pacity for combining with other drinks than soda, it would be the chlefest prod uct of the soil. A young woman in the East has Just recovered damages from an express com pany which lost her suitcase. She estab lished to the satisfaction of the court that the following articles were packed in the suitcase: One foulard silk dress, one pongee shirt watit suit, one silk gingham shirtwaist suit. one brown lawn drew, two white Persian lawn waists, one white mull eventnz dress, one black silk coat, three -Quarter length; one white silk knitted shawl, one -white lawn dresa skirt, one fancy lawn apron, one white dimity tea Jacket, one white raadras shirt waist, one brown linen shirtwaist, one white pique rhirtwatet. one madras Gibson shirt waist, four white muslin petticoats, four cor set coverSi three pairs muslin drawers, four silk net Tests, three cotton net vests, one lawa Empire wrapper, three muslin night dresses, eight pair .black lisle thread hose. one corset waist, one ebony mirror with sliver trimmings, one gold hat brush, one stiver nail brush, one silver tooth brush, two and half yards black and blue satin ribbon, four Inches wide; one dozen linen hand-made lace trimmed handkerchiefs, three pairs kid glove?, one pair long white silk mitt, one gold locket and chain, one gold brooch tt with turquoise and diamonds, one dozen fancy collars and stocks, two point lace ties, one point lace handkerchief. - And man is proud when he gets more than two shirts and a collar into a suit case. After reading a column editorial in the Coos Bay Harbor, we confess to an al most uncontrollable desire to make for the Coos Bay country as fast as steam and team can take us. "Let us set . a man down on Coos Bay," says the Harbor, with nothing else In the world but an ax, a gun and lushing tackle. He can build his own boat and log cabin. -He will find employment enough in logging camps or on dairy farms to get money enough to buy powder, sugar, coffee and such other luxuries as he may crave. Or he can dig clams or net salmon and sell them." Listen to the catalogue of good things all free: From the first of May there is a succession of wild berries till the frost comes In De cember. First come those luxurious yellow salmon birries. Thert are dewberries, black berries, raspberries, ' strawberries, thimble berries, salalberries, blueberries and huckle berries. Thrre la a cae of t man who lived fcr years on nothing but huckleberries. These berries all grow wild and are free for the picking. But 'better still l to have little plot of ground and cultivate them. The logan berries can be added, and the strawberries .Improve with care. And on this plot of ground one can grow almost every vegetable known to thi tem perate zone. If one wishes to live luxuriously and cheaply, too. this Is the. country. There on the hlUsido a man can plant an orchard where he can grow nearly every fruit except peaches. If he. have a protected nook whare tb sun eblnes In he can grow melon! and grapes. There are a thousand of these nooks along the coast and oft on the Inlets and streams whera they are sheltered by the forest and by the hills. If a mas wishes to lead a hermit's life here is the place. He can go off In the moun tains and llvn on game. He will find elk. deer, bear, ducks, geese and other game. If he wishes sea food he has everything except the Eastern oyster. There is nothing finer than rock oysters or rock clams. The clams, the crabs, the muwels, ths quohogs are found In abundance. That royal fish. the chlnook salmon. Is the finest food fish in the world. Or the mountain trout may be as tempting to our hermit In addition to all this one has the most equable climate in the world. Here Is a garden of wild flowers, the most beautiful that bloom. Here la aesthetic charm and health awaiting the settler. Happy Coos Bay! Bring out the. ax, the gun and the fishing tackle; we are off to Arcadia. The New York Evening Post announces an article on "Why Is Browning Popu lar?" The answer to that question Is easy: ho ain't Dublin is to honor the memory ot Thomas Moore by -removing the College street statue of the poet The statue is so inartistic that it is an offense to the poet's admirers. This Is a refreshing change from the usual course. When a poor fellow dies, a subscription Is taken up and some public place is disfigured with a hideous statue. London is full of such abominations, and from the rate at which we are progressing American cities will soon be In the same condition. Chicago parents who tell their children to "strike" at school evidently want to perpetuate an honorable custom. Governor Folk ays that each man obeys only the laws he himself approves. This course is fully In accord with Hedonlc Americanism, to say nothing of Individualism, which is so highly valued by the majority of the Nation. "No man need be unhappy, though married," says the Coos Bay Harbor, "who has woods full of rhododendrons." A forest of rhododendrons would have no Influence upon the man who had just been presented with a milliner's bill. Has a poet the right to .read his poems to his wife? This Is a question of great moment to all poets, and especially to Spring poets, and It is satisfactory to learn that the wife must submit to the read ing, or at least is not Justified in assailing her husband. A Chicago poet began. reading some inspired verses to his wife at the breakfast table, and she., instead of murmuring. "Lovely, heavenly,' jabbed the poet's arm with a fork. fine of $10 was ira posed uon her by a poet loving court WEX J. Endless Expense. 4 Leuisvllle Courier-Journal. "Nothla SB&kae a km it feel so down hearted.4' abaerves the cigar stere phile-s fiHer. "as to eorae home frsm pay$jz the last ceal btti ot live winter and Sad Ms srtfe laekiar aver a pile af femwif reaert Uarattxa." GREAT BENEFITS OF THE PARCELS PST Why It Has Net Yet Been Made a Premlacat Featare of Oar, Test oc Ser-rice Kxpress CemBaatesi Have Preveateet Mas IaaHRHratlea. Elbert Hubbard, In May, Philistine. One great economic betterment that thinking people in America are asking for is the parcel post. What Is the parcel post? I'll tell you. It is an extension , of the business of the Postofflce Depart ment so that all business now done by express companies shall be done. by the Postoffice Department. Gradually the Postofflce Department in all civilized- countries has grown until it is now the best example we can name of a socialistic betterment. It works for all. and no matter how rich or how influential you are you cannot buy stamps at a discount W Ith the express companies, how ever. It Is different If you know how. you can participate in the perquisites. Express rates are arbitrary, changeable and very often towns that. are on the line of the American Express one day awake the next morning to find them selves sold out to the Wells-Fargo. Places we once could send packages to at a single rate now require a double. There Is not a civilized country on earth that divides up its Postofflce business with express companies as we do. Why we as a people pay tribute to the express companies, I do not know. There is not a single valid argument that can be put forth for their exist ence. The Postofflce Department De- longs to the people to all the people. We delegate carriers and agents to transport our letters. But packages above four pounds we piously give Into the hands of private corporations who have no direct Interest in the people beyond the desire to exploit them. We pay these corporations double for do lng- the work that we could do for our selves. It Is as If my own boys could and would spade my garden at ten cents an hour, but Instead of letting them do it I hire it done by a corporation for twenty cents an hour. No one thinks of asking for free postage, but many of us use express franks possibly this throws a little light on our opposition to the parcel post Things seht by registered mail are safer than If sent by express, because the penalty for rifling mail is much more severe than for appropriating ex press matter. You can monkey with Tom Piatt, but you cannot play the same game with your Uncle Samuel. We now have a postal treaty with Belgium which allows that country to mail packages to the United States at a less rate than we can send packages for at home. Moreover, the limit in weight of the package Is 20 pounds. not four. So you see we really have the parcel post now, but to avail our selves of it we have to go over to Belgium to mall our packages. When John Wanamaker, the man who inaugurated the one-price system, and the greatest merchant of his time. was Postmaster-General of the United States, he was asked his opinion of the parcel post "Splendid," was his reply, "splendid I wish we might have it here!" "Well, llr. Wanamaker, why cannot you inaugurate itr "There are five insurmountable ob- stcles." "Will you name them, please "First, there is the American Ex press "Company; second, the United States Express Company; third, the Adams Express Company; fourth, the Wells Farsro Express Company: Attn the Southern Express Company." If wo ask for the parcel post, and ask in faith, we will get it Work and pray hustle and supplicate there is nothing finer. Farmers everywhere pray for the rjareel nost Sixty-nine per cent ot our rjonulatlon lives in cities of 10,000 and under. Sixty-nine per cent ot our population is urban or suburban. We want the parcel pose Tom Piatt nlavs Mephisto and keeps the stage waiting while ho stuffs hl3 weasel skin. Soon Tom Piatt will be consigned to Limbus ho blocks the gangway. Express companies practically serve only one-third of the people. The rest of us they prey upon- The rural free delivery has educatea the party that inaugurated it Every good thing begins as something else, and no one seemed to anticipate tho rural free delivery would be an object lesson in applied Socialism. Xo sooner had the rural carriers com menced their tasks of carrying mall than the people along their routes be gan aSKlng mem 10 ao erranua. Instead of 40 larrners going 10 town to buy 40 spools of thread, one man, the mall carrier, with his little wagon, did tho business. This useful servant of Uncle Sam besides carrying letters and newspapers, carried telegrams. thread, binder twine, sugar ana sacKs of flour. In many Instances his Busi ness Increased so that he drove two horses Instead ot one. and had a wagon that could carry a ton. All he officially had to do was to his route within a certain tlmfi and deliver and gather his malt Beyond this the department made no restrictions. But soon the express companies saw what he was doing. Sears, .kocducjw & Co. shipped him goods by freight and he parceled them out along his route. Tho Axnress companies ancr tno iocai merchants combined ana complaints WORK ONJHE CANAL. Engineer Wallace in Harper's Chief WeeKiy. The work done on the Ishmus during the past nine months is more significant "in the fact that It is largely preparatory to the work that Is to come. Engineering parties are covering me entire Isthmus. maKing surveys ana checking the French data mapping and surveying tho streams and tmaing out the discharge of the various water courses, in tne unagres iver pniivu- larly; taking borings to aeterroine uiu character of foundations available for dams, and determining the geological for mation ot the Istnmus along tne canai line This work is being done to verify the data which was found In the French archives and to secure additional Infor mation. In tho engineering and construction de partment during the month of March there were 5000 men employed. In this force are 700 Americans civil engineers, clerks, foremen and mechanics men of the higher grades and directing opera tions, Including steam-shovel men and trainmen. There are 1100 native artisans machinists, carpenters, bricklayers and other skilled artisans composed of Ja maica negroes, Spanish. Central-American peons, all classes of labor other than Americans. Tn addition to this. In the sanitary de partment draining swamps, clearing jungle and work of that character, and serving as. officials of the zone govern ment, notice force, etc there aro prac tically 2609 men. This force of 10OO men. imilM- the ausolees of the Isthmian Canal Commission, is Increasing daily. For in stance, in tha Culebra excavation a new steam-ahovel Is installed aoour. every two weeks. This weans more cars, more en- glnes, more craws. The force engaged tn the canai requires extensive housing. In the arcaitects' de nartaient there are men engaged in niaBnlfur. rebellalHg and rea&irtsg houses. That werk is being, aesbect as fast as the .joea oaa be epiove4 ta do it and as fast as the Materials cwj be afetaine. frjMn tne Halted State where rsoet ot te- n i terial of all soru.oosaes from. were lodged with the- f ostofflce Department. tn .order was issued.! that carriers should not carry packages that were eligible to mail, unless such packages were stamped. This cut out all packages that weighed four pounds or less all such had to be . stamped. But the-carriers still carried bugs- of flour, dogs, calves, and occasionally led horses ;They also carried telegrams, but cu each placed 2-cent stamp, making ita" letter; But behold, on July 1. 1904." an order went out that no carrier should carry anything that was not strictly mall matter. Then the farmers howled, and they will howl more. They will howl, until they get their parcel post . ' Why shouldn't the carriers serve the people by carrying anything the people need or want? And nobpdy. .can tell why excepting Tommy Mephfsto Piatt and the local merchants. . But many of the local merchants re alize that the rural free delivery is a good thing for them. The carrier used to bring them many orders;'- and in various ways served them by' deliver ing goods to their customers. That leaves Tom Piatt alone as a kicker against the parcel post. . . wnai gooa are me express com panies? None at all. Everything they do and every service they render could be done safer, 'better and one-halt cheaper by the Postoffice Department. We, the people, pay tribute to Piatt, because 51 per cent of the men we send to Congress to make our law3 are controlled by his lobby. The Republican party can give us the parcel post It must and will in pure self-defense, If for no other rea son. Political parties, like department stores, carry goods the people want. We want the parcel post and' want It badly. The trouble with Parker was that everything In his shop was "ju3t as good." He had nothing that was genuine only imitation labels and pinched trade marks. He worked both ends against the middle and was a friend to everybody and therefore a friend to nobody. Had he come out good, stiff, strong and definite on anything he might have stood a chance of winning. For instance, had he made "parcel post" the Democratic battle" cry, and put forth all of the invincible and un answerable arguments that are in the armory of truth for this particular bet terment, he might have won' out But now in spite of Pluto Piatt, who Is a Republican (I trust this fact will not be denied), the Republican party will have the honor and the credit of extending and enlarging the Postofflce Department so as to give the people tha parcel post The people form the state. What they want they will get. When the people get wise enough to know what they want and ask for it in faith, hustling while they wait they will get it Uncle Sam in time will answer all of our prayers. Benjamin Franklin was' the first Postmaster-General in America, and ( when he was sent as Ambassador to France, his son-in-law, Richard Bache. was appointed, at Franklin's request, to the place. In Franklin's time all mall was carried on the star route plan, that Is by contractors. This continued long after railways were installed, and one railroad bid against another just as the coach owners had done. Until 1876 it took two days for a letter to go from New York to Buffalo, owing to the delays in sorting at Albany and Syracuse. Up to that- time all mail for Chicago and the West was -carted to the Buffalo- PostofHco -ind ther sorted and rcbugged and sent- on its i tv-av. The railway mall service has J changed all this. In 1789 there were J but 75 authorized postofflccs in Amer ica. Alt taverns naa ineir nine rows of boxes, and the place where you got your toddy, you received your mall. In England the coffee-houses were really private postofflces. In 1S63, In America the rates of post age were based upon tho distance tho letters had to be carried. In that year Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote this in his journal: "I have written several letters to our dear Henry Thoreau, who is in New York, and I am now on the lookout for some one who is going there, as postal rates are not for poor people." In 1360 the malls contained nothing but written or printed matter all merchandise was left to the express companies, and this is why and how they have srown so fat In 1865 there were only 64 railway postal clerks in America, now there are over 7000. The first free -delivery was inaugur ated in 1863; and the money-order sys tem one year later. In 1873 the frank ing privilege was done away with ex cepting for strictly Government busi ness; before that Congressmen usetl to send their laundry work home by mail. I have entered Into this detail for the benefit of my orthodox friends and neighbors who think that the postoffice system alius wuz; who believe because a thing is good it is good enough, and who disclaim the- law of evolution, not realizing that nothing is permanent but change, and that the supreme mark of wisdom is the willingness to replace an excellent thing by a better one RADIUM ASA REMEDY. Chicago Record -Herald. So many expermcnts with radium a3 a cure for cancer have recently 'been made in this country ana in Europe that hopes of what the remedy will accomplish have suddenly become high. In a Stuttgart hospital a number ot cases of lupus have been cured by tha use of a radium solution, with which the diseased flesh has been coated, and several Interesting experiments are now being made in New York, a3 welt as In other cities. The X-ray was the predecessor of ra dium in such experiments, and good results seemed to be posslblo from it. When radium was discovered and it was learned that of the three kinds of rays given off by the new metal one was very closely akin to, if not identical with, the X-rays', the use of radium naturally suggested itself, es pecially as It could be so "much more readily handled. At first tho radium was inclosed tn a small glass tube, but it was found that the glass cut oft some of the rays, and so an aluminum or platinum tube was used Instead. Of late a solution of radium salt has been used to coat a rod, disk, or open tube, and a coat of collodion has been painted over It to protect It The rod can be brought into contact With cancerous growths, as, for Instance, those in the throat, with comparative ease. Surface growths can be painted with the solution di rectly. The suggestion was made several years ago that radium might be useful in the treatment of consumption for the destruction of the bacilli- No good experiments on this line have been re ported, but Dr; Lieber, of N?w York has prepared an apparatus by which a current of air can be driven through a tube coated with radium- and thancfe Into the lungs. It is hoped that the emanations of the radium wlM fce de posited as tha diseased surface i such, away that thalr; cratlv 0rfs. can be t'eeted.