THE HORSING OSEGOXIA&,. Wt&ISWIBD&X:, trAflAkr llj IWfcr: would work. But it remain's with many Uiitsf fifr(fiYtytt a fascinating: dream, -which they ob- VrV Vi-''V-frVVT trude upon the -world to its annoyance but since it runs so violent against the Entered at the Postoffice at "Portland. Or., principles of human nature and of Te as secot-ciass matter. sponsible human action. It never will REVISED SUBSCRIPTION RATES. make progress, except, among those By malt (postage prepaid In advance)- wno are Trilling to exchange In :SSSA!3ffc5"S dividual hope ad activity and pur- Daily, wijh Sunday. Pr year .00 post and ambition for a state of servi- ThWaJkTJ De?rear :::::.::: I&o "re not exactly described by any of The WetSy 3 minSi:!" the ordinary terms serfdom, helotry. Daily, per week, delivered. Sunday ex- peonage or common slavery, but a con- j?y?W"wes"ceuVer dltion which would be a commixture eluded -20" of them- and -worse lhan them all. POSTAGE bates. - But-perhaps The Oregonian is deal United States, Canada and Mexico ing too seriously with a matter that 10 to H-page paper, i really is chimerical; for no people Is pwr::;::::::::.:: " eoing into the socialistic state. Least Foreign rates, -double. and last of all would the people of the EASTERN" BUSINESS OFTICE. 1 United States, The- S. C eckwlUi Special Ageacy New Tort- -Rami 43-so. Trlfaua fculhSinc. Chi cago: Rooms 510-512 Tribune building. Jtmniajt vuaJUBtiaii buuuus. Tk Orege does not buy poems or sto- During the current week WO gather rle. from individual, an cannoi ihg-S of considerable importance to the to return any manuscript sent to it witnoui i . , -JT .hoid b. inclosed City of Portland will take place. The tor this purpose. 1 annual meeting of the Chamber of Com tmr nv ctt- merce will be held this evening, and ..., .,.. Po.tr.fBre the annual banquet of the Board of NewTTL its Dearborn street. Trade on Friday evening. Though dlf- Dearer Julius Black, Hamilton & Kend- "ferlng slightly in the classes of our rick. Seventeenth street, and I"ru- citizens who are enrolled, in these two sw Bros.. 605 ieth st, bodies, yet their alms have much in R,claeclMr CT " common. Their growth and prosperity. rHaVry Drapkin. and above all -the unselflsfi interest of nVln-rt. ' OaL W. H. Johnston. Four- their members and officers In ajl that teenth and Franklin streets. concerns the solid development of the mwnwipoMs m. J. KavanauEh, w sontn city these things concern US alL Al Thttd; L. xegeistmrger. M -fcirsi avenue wayjJ c,ty ,B judsed,t,y its representa vw t-v- rr. t.. Mr ro Ator tive bodies. It is indeed Important at House. this Juncture that the Chamber of Ogdea T. k. Godard and Myers & Harrop. Commerce, Board of Trade and Com- Omsfrn Barkaiow Bros 1612 Farnam: merclal Club should stand on behalf of Maeath Stationery Co.. isos Farnam. the City of PorUand for whatever in BenduVeet UfeS t0 tDe al reatnMS ot our cU? cu . t v- Coooer Co.. 748 Mar- and state. The Chamber of Commerce fcet -stcpet; roster Crear, Ferry News j and the Board of Trade seem to be the 'Btaad; Goldsmith Bros., ,286 Sutter; I. E. I only modern representatives of 'the Ie. Palace HoUl News-m; F. w. , wtts. nds and companies with which the ttO08 Market; Frank Scott, SO Ellis; N. nistorJc eAtn of lh- ci.im of the wheatley. 88 Stevenson; Hotel St. Francis 10 ?J,? ?ll fitV-a. . Old World Is forever associated. If one Tfiimrrrn. D. C Ebbltt House News I askB whence the funds come for those etaad. I old endowments, to erect the stately halls and furnish them, to amass those pictures which adorn them, to support the schools and classes and care for the aged and sick members of the so ciety, the reply is that the guild or company made it a continuing duty to select their best men to office, to man age affairs so that the prosperity of the Individual merchants and traders of the guild was reflected' in Its growth and Influence. But it was not less that the sense of civic pride was so strong in these men of trade and commerce of the past that they stood ready to put time, name,-Energy and fortune Into the affairs of their guild and of the city which was its home and their own. In our days the goldsmiths and fishmong ers, merchant tailors, cordwainers, vintners and the rest have the common meeting grounds of the Chamber of Commerce and Board of Trade. Le them, then, stand in the future as in the past, animated by these same con tlnuing motives, tending to growth. stability, improvement. This year. above all past years, when the eyes of the world are turned to the Pacific Northwest and to the Exposition which will draw men of all nations and lan guages to our city, it behooves these great commercial bodies to set their very best men in the front. For what objects, then, should they strive? In the first place, no man holding so representative a position, can .allow anything but the public good to inspire his action. If the claims of the city are to be pressed towards better transpo'r tatlon methods and opportunities, if more and better ships are to be invited to share In our growing commerce, if our river channels, estuaries and har bors need improvement, if our dormant resources In mines and minerals are to be opened out, if our railroad communi cations are to be developed, if the pow erg of our waterfalls and cataracts are to be made available. If the solitary places of our dry plains are 4)y water to be made, to bloom,, if our population 16 to grow by the addition of the en ergetic and successful folks from other that the caifish. like "the carp, is" in- adds. Should cieW ttSierttani that creasinsr in numbers until trout and the Hit School 'fraf .mean 'an early salmon are feeing crowded out ot cer- a'ad Hfceral eici,Ui siMfefeWftfteM, tain haunts where they were formerly in loafing, in miscsier ana in we ma round, xne carp, Deing less aggressive i nipuinuuu ui p in its pursuit of Its own family, does not materially- reduce the supply of other fish, but, throughout the length and breadth of the Columbia Basin, wherever water has 6verfl6wed from or led away from the Columbia River, this nuisance has grown, thrived and raised large families. Before the mysterious crank who Introduced them got his deadly work In on us, these streams and sloughs made flne breeding grounds for millions of wild f owl. Ducks, geese. PO&TIAND, TVXDXESDAY, JAN. 11, 1M. socialism: again. Mr. C. W. Saunders, Portland, ad t&reeees the following letter to The Ore Ionian: Isn't it a fact, and doesn't it show a bad condition of thine, especially hard on those co situated, that thousands and hundreds ot thousands of men and women are dependent upon some one for work, whereby they can -earn the wxe they live on? And Isn't It a fact that eye it capitalist Industry, as now run. Is hut the mill of their grinding1 into dol tlar and cents for those for whom they must tfperforce work? They are- not given work be cause they are men and women of nt3. but use. And, after serving they are as ruthless ly thrown aside as any machine or part of mechanism of steeling material. Are they not as helplessly bound, bonded and sold to the dollar ot their employer as ever Blive to master? Is It, can It be right, that any can, by any means, have the power to make suoh -virtual enslavement? Now Socialism would do away with this by Abolishing private ownership of public needs and make It possible tor every -one to work that wanted to. through all having an equal right of access to and use of the means and tools of Industry, through their public owner chip; a necessary sequence of production hav ing outgrown lndlvldua capacity and power and become communal In numbers and In terest. Let the world'a people own the world. The purpose here is rather ob scure; but in Its results it would mean a change in the entire struc ture of society," the virtual abo lition of private property, complete destruction of initiative on the part of the individual man. It would set the tate over every man as his master: and, under the plea of deliverance of man from "enslavement" to an , em ployer binder conditions where the worker has at least some quantity of choice, his portion would be actual and complete enslavement to the state. "Iet the world's people own the world." They own It now, but not all in the same proportions. It Is the na ture of property to be unequal. Under the notion of equality -of property no conception of progress is possible. The object of socialism is to equalize con ' KOTE AKD COS MINT. It was a cruel ctMpbsitfrr ha 'tttrfle the play ef "The Bauble Shop" into "The Barber Shop." Attorney-General Moody holds that.cat- tld are goods Jn the original package, but ness believe la them as a safeguard of j preteiaably has different 'tws concern- American liberty, and the cradle of re ing sausages. sponsible American citizenship, ex claim:. "From this desecration of our educatlosat Ideals may- our school au thorities deliver u!" "Well may the American people, who with surpassing generosity maintain these schools; who with 'loyal earnest- ! THIRTY NEW G O V E K N'0 CfcaK Occur im Unwary la Matty Slsei Tfcre 'beiifer -crats ScceI KeWleasw, Ome Repwfelleaa a Democrat. American Jokes are too- Much for Ten don papers. The New York Eveaing Sua flads the St -James Qaaette solemnly publishing the following product of the Representative Smith, of Josephine. I American Jbkettaker as an interesting is another XemBcrat who wants to I Item of newti "Ah Trlh schoolmaster on brant and swan, pausing in their flight j know how much the Republicans get a visit to New Tpr'k a week or two age for their campaign funds, and where was discovered by a policeman in a sewer, they come from, die has Introduced a At the Dolice court he' explained that he bill at Salem with tfeat Interesting pur- j thought it was the entrance to the now pose In view, nobody knows (except underground railway.' the campaign officers) just jiow touch tbe two .National committees receiveo 0fte o the lctters written by Bishop last year; but independent newspapers Talbot was marked, "Bend this back to which claimed to know and had In a inc. But letters o tt,e kmd that are measure tne confluence oi soia com mittees said there was no. great differ ence in the sums total. This Is prob ably the truth. Jl better law at least one more likely to be observed than the measure proposed by Mr. Smith from the Far North or South, rested over these rich beds Of wepato and wild rice, ate their fill and passed on. leaving the beds of these waters In flne shape. Vrtf ask with thu Bwftil earn. His work is systematic, and he flits not from flotaer to flower, or. to be more accurate, from wapato to wapato. He makes a clean sweep. Root, stalk and bulb are all -devoured, and when the carp satisfy their appetite In a pond there Is nothing left for ducks to feed on. The worst of it is, witn tnese pests wanted back again seldom c6rae they are not wanted. until there Is no method for exterminating woul& be to require candidates to sub- them. Unlike the coyote, the wolf or some of our land pests, we cannot elim inate them by paying a bounty. Per haps all that remains to be done is to offer a reward for the crank who brought them Into the country, and, having found him ,make an example such as will serve to prevent any other crank from ever again alTBKpUng- io introduce such nuisances into the peaceful fish life of the Columbia River. mlt fdr public Inspection an Inventory bt their expenses. Everybody would like to learn, for example, how much It cost for even so good a man as Repre sentative Smith, a Democrat, to be elected in the strong Republican County of Josephine. HIOK SCHOOL "mATS" AM) SORORI TIES. A movement which has assumed grave proportions in connection with the High Schools of many cities, and is even invading the grammar schools of the free-school system, is presented under the above head in a late num ber of the Saturday Evening Post l?y Professor E. G. Cooley, Superintendent of the Chicago Schools. It is sad to say a timely topic in this city at pres ent, the fad with which it deals, with many of its more Irlvolous features, at least, having Invaded our High School to its detriment At the present time, in the view of Pressor Cooley, few problems con front the public school authorities that are more vexatious and significant of evil than that presented by this move ment. A thing of sudden growth, so far as the common schools are con cerned It has already gained the 1m petus and the Insidious power of pro pulsion that characterizes the fully de veloped fad, whether in fashionable so ciety or in the world of school children. Only a few years ago the Greek-letter fraternity was- regarded as purely a collegiate institution, and was not thought of in connection with High School life. Within the last two years, however, as stated by Professor Cooley, "frats" and sororities have multiplied like microbes in the public school sys tem of Chicago, for example, until their influence upon scholarship and disci pline has forced the problem of their existence upon the educational author ities as a Imrnlng question which must be faced squarely. It Is not toormuch to sayi and' Pro feasor Cooley says It boldly, -that when a leaiure oi scnooi uie oecomes so common, so nearly universal. It Is bound to prove itself a powerful influ ence Tor "good, or eviL Touching the common schools of this country, with their millions of pupils, this develop ment should be subjected to a keen and searching scrutiny. Are secret so cietles, fraternities and sororities to be come fastened upon our public schools? Are they, so far as evidence has shown. helpful or detrimental to the purpose of the schools? Investigation, as far as It h&s pro ceeded. has shown that they are detri mental, first, to the etiual opportunity that the public schoolB are pledged to us understand exactly what has occurred at Salem. The Portland ma chine put up Mr. Mills as its candidate for SpeaRw and elected him. The Portland machine combined with the state machine to elect Mr. Kuykendall Africa, A Plea for "Natives." Great Britain has established a vast game preserve In Central Africa, where such gentle beasts as the rhinoceros and the lioa are free from the murderous hunter. All over the world there is a disposition to prevent the extinction of any species of animals, except, curiously enoUgh, the one that affords civilised hunters the beat run for their money. We refer, of course, to the Epecies com monly described, as oysters are, by the term "natives." There is no close season for natives, nor la there sanctuary for them in any part of the world. They are potted in the Orient, Tibet, all over THIRTT states inaugurate new Gov ernors during the present month of January. They were, with the ex cebtiea of the Governor of Maine, elected at the last'geheral election on November 8. The Governor ot Wyoming Bryant B. Brooks, Republican, who was elected on the same date, took his seat in Novem ber. The full list of new stato execu tives who lake their portions during the present Months is as follows: Arkansas Jeff Dav!?. Dem. Colorado Alva Adams. Dm. Connecticut Henry Roberts, ifep. Delaware Preston Lea. Rep. Florida Napoleon B. Broward. Dtm. - Idaho Frank R Goodlnr. Ren. XUlnolA-Ctsarlts S. Dtneen. Rep. Indiana J. Frank Hnly, Rep. Kansas Edward W. Koch. Rep. Maine William Cobb. Rep. Massachusetts-W. L. Dougta. Dem. Michigan Frtd M. "YVarner, Rep. Minnesota J. A. Johnson. Dem. Missouri Joseph W. Folk, Dem. Montana Joseph K. Toole.. Dem. Nebraska J. 11. Mickey, Rep. New Hampshire John McLane. Rep. New Jersey Edward C BtoXest, Rep. New York Frank W. HIggins. Rep. North Carolina Robert B. Glenn. Dem. North Dakota E. T. Searles. Rep. Rhode Island, le6rge P. Utter. Ren. South Carolina D. C Hayward, Dem. South Dakota Samuel H. El rod. Rep. Ttecas S. "V. T. Lanham. Dem. Tennessee James B. Frailer, Dem. Utah John C. Culler. Rep. "Washington Albert K. Mead. Rep. "West Virginia W. M. Dawson. Rep. Wisconsin R, M. LaFoUette. Rep. It is an interesting fact that in only two Tsorthem states were Republican Gov ernors re-elected, while similar honors were conferred on the Democratic Gov ernors of Montana, South Carolina, Flor as President of the Senate. Y161eht op position to Uils latter project arose. and It all but failed. Great effort nas been made to have it appear that while the Portland "ring" was behind Kuy kendall. the Mills candidacy stood on its own bottom. Not true. Mr. Mills was brought out by the machine, his campaign was conducted by the machine, and his success is distinctly a machine triumph. Mr. Kuykendall appears to have projected his own can didacy, but the machine fell m. Tnese things are set down, jiot in malice or in the spirit of complaint, but solely In the Interest of. truth. in the islands of the Paolc, In. a, Arkansas and Texas. The two Re- Consul-General Steinhart, of Havana, In his annual report on Cuban trade, finds caUee for believing that the reci procity treaty will eventually result in irreat benefit to both Cuba and the United States. Trade between the two countries continues to Increase stead ily, and Americans are beginning to show increased Interest in the island as a Winter resort Cuban exports to the United Slates for eleven months of 1904 were valued at 572,581,332, as compared with ?57,22S,291 for the twelve months of 1903. Imports into Cuba from this country for the corresponding periods were $28,895,763 in 1904 and ?23, 504,417 In 1903. Fifteen hundred miles of railroad are in use, and Cpnsul-Gen- eral-.Steinhart reports that the repub lic Is advancing steadily in matters of sanitation and peace preservation. conditions individual property would quickly disappear. What would this mean? Look a little at the facts. No social organization has been able ever to thrive or make progress with out individual property. Man is capa ble of -civilization because he can pro duce wealth. The socialistic state would soon absorb the bulk or Individ ual property, and there would be no way of renewing it. If the state is to take possession of the means of pro duction the time would not be distant when one person could have no more than another. Then would ensue a common level of poverty. "Man," says Thlers,-"has a first property in his per son and his faculties; he has a second, less intimately connected with his be ing but-not less sacred, in the products of his faculties, which Includes all that are called worldly possessions, and which .society Is in the highest degree Interested In guaranteeing to him; for these public bodies of our state that the state must find its voice. These associations of our business men are to be congratulated on what ever success has so far attended them. The number ot their members should be "increased. The public should be ever kept informed as to their almB. They should be made to feel that it is for them to suggest and to open up the paths of public Improvement, confident that the citizens will follow their lead ership when plainly inspired by their care for the good of the city and state with which their own fortunes are in- dlssolubly bound. A residence of twenty-seven years In Alaska has convinced Governor John G. Brady that but for rum and a belief In witchcraft the Far Northwest coast of America, would teem with a native population even as does the Empire of Japan. The Esquimaux stock is, he says, probably the purest type of the Turanian race In existence, and the food supply of Alaska Is sufficient to maintain a largTpopulatl6n. yet all told there are not more than 35.000 natives in all that vast region. Truly, between the gentle and exalted teachings of Buddha and the devilish system of witchcraft there Is a margin sufficient fact, wherever they ire found, and. there Is no limit to the bag that may be made by any power. Such reckless destruction of game cannot be justified 6n. any grounds, and if some restrictive measures are not adopted a few generations will witness the extermination ot natives in every" continent. In such event a great number of gunners will have little sport left them, and the coming peace confer ence might fittingly take steps to prevent; such a disaster. The great powers might fix upon the maximum number of natives which might be destroyed in any one year, and thus preserve an exciting sport for posterity. With pleasure we observe that Jadam Bede shows no intention of effacing him self from the jocular paragraphs. When Adams. 6f Pennsylvania, spoke in favor of his bill for establishing a whipping post for wlfe-beaters, the Minnesota hu morist inquired If Adams had reported the bill because he was a bachelor and there fore immune. The question appears to disclose a weakness In the bill. Why should married men be favored with a whlpplng-post when bachelors can't have one? If that isn't class legislation, what is? Bunnlng to a fire- is far less tiring to most boys than walking to Sunday school. It beats all fury how a woman can maintain her equilibrium on an icy pavement, when a man is standing on his heau every few min utes. New Tork Press. Woman probably knows how foolish she looks Upside down. The Time for Speeches. At a recent banquet in London the after-dinner speeches were "taken as read." printed copies being passed around the table. Is it possible that mankind Is at last being aroused against the after-dinner speech, that arch-disturber of digestion. It has al ways been a source of wonder to us that before-dinner speeches were not the rule. Besides sharpening the appe tite by the interval, the speakers would publican Governors who succeeded thent- selves were La Follette. of Wisconsin, arid Mickey, of Nebraska; and it is to be noted that they won only after most strenuous battles, first for renomination Try their own party, and then for elec tion. Mickey barely escaped defeat; but Lra Follette had a majority of 50.CO0. though he was far behind President Roosevelt. It Is curious, too, to observe that In the Republican list of Governors many familiar names have disappeared many of them because they failed to get the renomination. J. H. Peabody. Repub lican, in Colorado, and John L- Bates, Re publican. Massachusetts. Were renomin ated, but were defeated by Democrats. John T, Morrison. Republican Idaho Richard Yates, Republican. Illinois; W J. Bailey, Republican. Kansas; Heber M Wells. Republican. Utah, and Henrv Mc Bride, Republican. Washington, were all defeated for renomination. In one in stance only. Rhode Island, has a Repub llcan Governor succeeded a Democrat. On the contrary, three Democrats Adams. In Colorado; Douglas, In Massachusetts, and Johnson, in Minnesota have succeeded Re publicans. In the United States today there are 28 Republican Governors and 19 Democrats. Perhaps the most remarkable victory won by any nominee for Governor was achieved in Minnesota by John A. John son, who was the Democratic candidate against Mr. Dunn, Republican. Roose velt carried the state by the great plural ity of out of a total vote ot less than 300,000, receiving four votes to Par ker's one. Yet in face of these tremen dous odds, Mr. Johnson carried the state by more than p.000. Mr. Johnson was born-45 years ago in the city of SL Peter, Minn., where he still resides. His parents had come to Minnesota from Sweden. H(s-8Choollng ended when he was 12 years old. because it bec&me necessary for him to assist his mother. Two yeara later he had become the sole' support of ths, ramuy his. mother and her five -children. Fc 12 years he Was a Clerk. At We age of 3d he bought a half-interest In a nejws- ' paper at St. Peter and in the following ear ne was elected td tBe State Senate. where he made A fine records For ftUtro ears after leaving school he sought dili gently to complete his education, and with excellent results. He has a wide knowledge of history and literature and is a man of broad views. In the recent campaign, some Ot his partisan opponents unwisely sought to defeat him by distrib uting circulars asserting that for a tirna his father had been a pauper and his mother had taken in washing. Mr. John son is a forcible,, earnest and convincing speaker, and a roan of very attractive personality. His addresses in all parts of the state 'were a most striking feature of tue Minnesota campaign. Another extremely Interesting cam- nabm was waited by Joseph W. Folk. Democrat, in Missouri- Of his campaign the Review ot Kevlews says; Mr. Folk won tils nomination at the hands of the Democrats of Missouri against, the desperate efforts of the controlling- machine ot his party. He has within a few months oc cupied a series df paradoxical sltaatldas. Seek ing the nomination for Governor as h detet mined enemy of the ring, he was In the end ac cepted by the ring, but was obliged to run on the ticket with men whose names he himself had publicly listed with those of the boodlers and corruptlonlsts. He was obliged, thereupon. to take the stump and work for a Democratic succe9 that might have meant bis own polit ical undoing, elnce the election Of the fuu state ticket and a Democratic Lfislalura would probably have tied him hand and toot in his proposals for particular legislative and administrative reforms. His canvass Was pushed vigorously throughout the state on the plea made constantly by his supporters, if not by himself, that President Roosevelt desired his election. Yet, meanwhile, the Parker man agers were basing their serene confidence ot success In Missouri upon the certainty that Mr. Folk would pull through with him tire Parker Electoral Uckt- Finally, to complete the series ot paradoxes, Mr. Folk undoubtedly owed his victory to Republican votes; and the ablest and most vigorous of all th efforts that Drought Missouri Republicans into the -field ind carried the day for President Roosevelt were the efforts of lr Folk's honest and ablB opponent. Cyrus P. Walbrtdge. Republican cai- w dldate for Governor, backed by Mr. Jfledring haus. the chairman of the Republican state committee. Although Mr. "W'albrldge was him. self defeated through conditions that gave Mr. Folk so large a nonpartisan vote In SU Louis, he succeeded In securing the electldn of the jst of the Republican state ticket and Ot a majority la the Legislature his efforts Being united with President Roosevelt's personal pop ularity. And It Is to this general Republican success alone that Mr. Folk will owe htf best opportunities fdr giving the state a reform ad ministration. Already the Democrati are lut ing him for Presidential honors in 19C8. . Governor LaFollette. In Wlfconsln, also overcame great obstacles In attaining the Governor's chair for the third time. He was very vigorously opposed for renom ination, but triumphed over the So-called Stalwart faction, who finally put up an Independent candidate of their own, but they did not vote for him. iney seemea to have gone over practically in a body to the support ot Mr. Peck, Democratic candidate. While the Republican defec tion from lAFollette was considerable, he seems to have obtained support from a large number of Democrats who believed that their own candidate was in the con trol of railroads. Mr. LaFollette Is pe culiarly a reform Governor. Be 'has bat tled for ytarB for the direct primary sys tem of political -nominations, and It is now upon the statute books of Wisconsin. He has always been the deadly foe of the railroad Influence in politics. On that ac count he has Incurred their permanent hostility, but he seems alwayB to win. THE PECULIAR GRAND JURY. Hoqulam Washlngtonian. A few more breaks ot the grand Jury now sitting at Portland, in Indicting such mn as Mayor WHUams, will bring the grand jury system into contempt The Mayor is one ot the ablest and cleanest men in the State ot Oregon. Just because he would not attempt the Impossible demand of over sealous reformers, he was brought into this unPItasant natorletv. Reform nn h mart ly wide to absorb the possibilities of a be less likely to ramble on for a dreary jut Aa rapIdiy a8 tne mora. sentiment of teeming empire. numoer ot minutes, ana incy wouia i the community supports the sentiment, and nave to get some new joxes, ior not to attempt to go taster results in defeat of the very ends desired. -n . i uvnJ mn- I pvpn Dfoow would dare to hand out aiuons among men; out under such states, it is uy tne puDnc ecuon i-uf" yn. 'thoroughly than was generally believed chestnuts to a lot of nungrr and tnere- DIRK WORK OF TWO CRANKS. Somewhere In this world, or the next, are two individuals whose names should be held up to scorn 5y Oregonl ans until the end of time. These indi viduals were cranks, and, as an indl without this guarantee there would be vidua! could not be a crank without a no labop. without labor no civilization, hobby, they had hobbies. With one of not even necessaries; but instead, des titution, brigandage and barbarism." The relation of master and slave If government is to be the masters-Is strangely attractive to a class of minds, them the hobby was German carp, and with the other It was catfish. Just what peculiar perverted strain in man's nature caused him to think of Introducing Into the undeflled waters unless he can do the work his employer needs, in which case' he is sure to be much wanted imagines that if gov ernment were his master he would be assuredof his livelihood anyhow, and he thinks it would be obtained with the least possible amount of -effort, care or labor. He will be relieved, he thinks, of ''slavery," if he can once be en rolled In the service of a paternal gov ernment; and he thinks no further. It does not occur tb-Thlm. that the system would cut off all men of higher purpose from hope and ambition, and effect a complete transformation of society, by degradation of it to a low. common, monotonous level Yet nothing Is more certain than these results would fol low. Still, the number Is not sm.all who wish to be slaves of the state, who would abandon Independence, hope and ambition, merely or promise of oppor tunity, through government, ot the means to "keep 'base life afoot." Ordi nary servitudeor slavery, such as the negroes formerly were subjected to In our Southern States, was a beatitude compared with this condition. But the socialist doesn't think it out In his passion for equality he wants to make conditions in which superior ambition and superior ability will have no chance to rise to their actual worth. Govern ment is to take possession of lands and machinery and aj.1 means and instru ments of production; it is to direct la bor and distribute the proceed. The idea- is to make the able and willing work for support of the Inefficient and worthies-which, were it possible, -frould wreck civilized society; for when that -condition was reached nobody The individual who can't rely on the of , Oregon where the royal Chinook private employer for work or wages J and the famous trout waxen rat ana great tne musny, naooy, tasteless, dirty carp will always be a mystery Some of the carp's friends, in pallia tion of the offense, used to tell us that the worthless destroyer of the-wapato and other marine plants was a food fish In some parts of the world. Per haps It was this argument that won our consent to Introduction of the fish In the flrst place. If It was, we were weak and failed to reason carefully. vHad we done so we would have re membered that there are localities on earth where, the dwellers eat rats, oats and dogs, and even one another. Hence It was not a proper deduction from analogy, that we should eat carp be cause somebody else did. Then there was the catfish. Under certain condi tions and for a very brief period when no other fish Is on the market, we might use him for a food fish. He can be made partly palatable, which Is more than can be said In favor of the carp; but, as an agency of destruction of something 'more valuable than he will ever be, the catfish Is a pretty close sec ond to the carp. The catfish Is a prowler along the river bottom and scoops up the pawn of trout and salmon, and hangs around and- preys on the young fish. And in his preda tory habits he is amply protected. Small or large, he is exempt from the attacks oi- other fish which would not hesitate to gobble up any other fish of similar size, and If ever a, tender trout attempts to take in a catfish, it is the trout, and not the catfish, that dies. Being thus immune from attack by other fish and detested gesertvlly as a food fish. It is no to be wtadered with maturity; second. In their bearing upon scholarship; and, third, in the in culcatlon of a spirit of snobbishness that is of all things to be shunned In the education of American youth. Upon the first point proof is present ed in the fact that In one Chicago -High School having 1330 pupils there are twenty-five elective positions flUed by students from their ranks. The -fraternity members number ISO as -against 1200 pupils not members of any secret drfier. Twenty of these twenty-five po sitions were, at the time the investi gation was made, held by fraternity and sorority members, disclosing the Dolltlcal power of the "frat ring." The conclusion is that It High Schools are to be operated for the training of po litical bosses, the "frat" Is a good thing, but not otherwise. On the second point, the fifteen prin clpals and 375 teachers of the High Schools of Chicago, without a dissent lng voice, characterize the Influence of the fraternities and sororities as "harmful to scholarship and discipline un-American and undemocratic.' The Indictment in the third count the Inculcation of the spirit of snob bishness Is. thus supported by a promt nent lawyer of Chicago, himself a product of its public' schools, who holds representative opinions upon the sub Ject: In some of these fraternities the dues and fees aro beyond the means of the children of poorer parents who are stinting them reives to give their children a high school course. In other, the societies In their in nate arrogance set themselves up as the elect ot the school class or institution and bar out otherworthy pupils on account of their race, their creed or their social or financial standi. There can scarcely be a doubt of the correctness of these estimates In regard to the influence, of the "frat movement" in our High -Schools. That it has in vaded the High School In this city, with at least an aping of the snobbishness, the bosslsm and the frivolity that characterize its influence in the schools ot larger cities. Is a matter of common knowledge. It may as well be said In the beginning that here as elsewhere "the general Influence upon the school Is harmful. Time and effort are given to these organizations that should be given to school work; boys sit up late, smoking and chatting and have little enthusiasm for study next day; cliques are formed, and any question of disci pline or scholarship, small In itself, is resented by the whole club." "How is this matter to be dealt with?" asks Professor Cooley In con cluding his strong arraignment of the "frat movement" In our common schools. This question he answers briefly and pointedly, saying: "Mainly by arousing parents to a sensible, hearty co-operation with teachers, who, seeing the drift ot this movement. W9uli.fa.ln check it." "Pareatt," he during the siege, or General Stoessel would have had more accurate Infor mation concerning the movements ot Kuropatkln. It is hardly possible that the Russian government would have deliberately deceived Stoessel on the fore hypercritical men. Let us hope that the before-dinner speech will suc ceed the moribund after-dinner boVe. It is a relief in these days when the germ Is a terror In the land to come subject ot relief, and the closeness of across something reminiscent ot the theblockade must therefore have forced nays wnen man ana an tne otner ani- hlm to rely on Chinese spies, whose mala used to eat germs alive and thrive renorts that Kuropatkln was on his mightily upon them. The Atchison way down the L-iaotung Peninsula were Globe says that "a North Second-street believed by the garrison. pig which is scrubbed every day oy its owner is morose and sullen, and refuses Everybody must sympathize wljh the to get fat because of Its sanitary sur Army oflicer In the Philippines who was In such doubt as- to his conjugal affairs that he could only answer the JFar Department's question, "Married r single?" with an interrogation mark. The only state ot doubt comparable with this would be uncertainty as to whether one was dead or alive. Thomas Cader Powell has been ap pointed United States Marshal at Korae. It would seem that the Oregon delegation still has Influence. And there are those in Oregon who will be j found In the city, that is to say, a popu- roundlngs." The Atchison pig takes a very proper stand. Let me have dirt and plenty ot it, it says, or I'll stay thin as a lath. The time is ripofor a revolt against the rule of the 'scrubbing-brush and carbolic acid, antisep tics and disinfectants. Man, llko the pig, cannot flourish In soapsuds. Portland is recognized at last as a "stovepipe-hal town.'1 We ard- avenged for the slight offered by Miss Rives, who said there wasn't a hero to be able to reconcile themselves to the pain of parting with Mr. Powell. Business before pleasure Now that Congress appears to have 'settled the business of where the Inaugural ball shall be held, the Nation's legislators may amuse themselves with matters of statehood and merchant marine subsidies. "Compensation of Defeat" was the title ot an address delivered before the Jacksonlan banqueters. Perhaps Kuro patkln is optimistic enough t6 make speeches on the same subject. lar ncsel hero. Here Is how William Elroy Curtis boosts Portland in the Chicago Record-Herald, and it is ex ceedingly gratifying to find that even Seattle so far takes after us that "scarcely an evening passes (in Seattle) without the appearance of several gen tlemen, either strangers of townmen, With low-cut vests, white tjes and swal- Bellingham Reviells, The indictment against Mayor George H. Williams has been dismissed by the county grind Jury at Portland, and the District At torney has recommended, in view of the lack of foundation for the case, that the Mayor be completely exonerated. In the face of this showing, It must make the mem bers of the grand jury feel somewhat small to have Indicted the Mayor in the first place. It Is just such instances as this that have caused the elimination of the grand jury system, as far as the states are concerned In Minnesota, Michigan and other states, the former quite recently. The danger In the grand jury, system lies in this damage that results to men's reputations through ground less Indictments that are sometimes returned. The fact that they are subsequently quashed or never brought to trial, or that they often fall when a trial is had, in many cases falls to leave the reputation as It was before the reflection was cast upon It. It may be that there will he a general movement for the elimination ot the system, but It Is doubtful If It will be successful. It was adopted in the first place both as a means of bringing to trial Influential men whom an individual might be slow to charge with a crime, but who. through a grand jury in dictment, might be brought to Justice, and of protecting men who might otherwise be un justly accused. With all its faults, the sys tem has been of service In Convicting many guilty men. whom It wovld otherwise have been hard to reach. It Will probably stand In most places. What the Hand Symbolizes Helen Keller in Century. Look whero we will, we find the low-tail coats." Hitherto wo had been hand in time and history, working. under the Impression that In Portland A Republican Legislature In Montana Is tamely balloting for a United- States Senator. Things never get Interesting at Helena until Bonanza Clark is a candidate. King County at Olympla Is at great pains to Inform everybody that It is King County. That's what's the mat ter with King County. Speaker Mills hoped to shorten the Legislative session from forty to thirty days. The optimist we have always with us. Nasal Inaccuracy. Cleveland Leader. A Scotchman; and an American were one day conversing In a railway carriage, and in the course of the conversation the subject turned upon the relative truth fulness -of the two n&uoas. "Do you know, sir," said the American, "that a lie has never passed my llpr "Whit's thatr said the astonished ScetsmaK, his f aca expressing .the greatest surprise and or Seattle a man in evening dress would bo taken for part of a minstrel show. The silk hat and dress suit of civilization has reached the Pacific Coast at bot! Portland and Los Angeles, and you see them In the win dows of the shops on the main street ot Seat tle, but nobody ever wears top hats on week days. On Sundays many gentlemen appear In them, and at funera they are quite numer ous al Seattle and Tacoma and other Coast towns. The habit has not yet reached Spo kane. Helena or Salt Lake City. Sometimes strangers unfamiliar with the customs ot the country appear In public with "stovepipe" hats, but always provoke remarks and ridi cule. Only clergymen and eweriy gentlemen can wear them on week days at Seattle or Tacoma. But th example of Portland wilt soon be relt all along the Coast, for that city is recognised as a "awelV'town. Conventions! evening dresp is now commonly worn at balls and recelpUons. evening .wed dings and banquets in Seattle, Tacoma and even In Spokane and Helena-, drees suits and ,tuxedoes are advertised oy reaay-to-wear clothiers in au oi mcse piacvs; dbi it is nui customary for gentlemen to dresa for ordinary social occasions, and they never think of do ing so In their own homes. In Portjaad. how ever, ihla is quite common. At the Portland Hotel dinner , served at the fashionable Eastern hour front T to 9 -o'clock when most of the ladles appear In light gowns and more than half the genUemA In tuxedoes or even ing clothes. The Washington Hotel, at Se attle, Is beginning to show the same signs ot culture," and scarcely an evening passes building. Inventing, bringing clvlllza tion out of barbarism. The hand sym bolizes power and the excellence of work. .The mechanic's hand, that min ister of elemental forces, the hand that hews, saws, cuts, builds, is useful in the world equally with the delicate hand that paints .a wild flowei; or molds a Grecian urn; or the hand of a states man that writes a law. The eye can not say to the hand, "I have no need -of thee." Blessed be the hand! Thrice blessed the hands that work! "Tears, Idle Tears." Tennyson. Tear, idle tears. I know not what they mean. Tears from the depth of some divine despair Rise In the heart, and gather to the eyes, In looking on the happy Autumn-fields. And thinking of the days that are no more. Fresh as the first beam glittering on a sail. That brings our friends up from the under world, Sad as the last which reddens over one That sinks with all we love, below the verge; So sad, so fresh, the days that are no more. Ah, sad and strange as in dark Summer dawns The earliest pipe of half-awakened birds To dying ears, when unto dying eyes The casement slowly grows a glimmering square; So sad. so Strang, the days that are no more. Dear as remembered' kUses after death. bewiMenoeat; Which gave pC to a lsak without the appesranc ot several gentlemea. j Ani awM!t u those by hopeless fancy feigned i Oh! I understand now, sir; yea sak j vests, white tie aad swallow-tali coats, thrtoefc. jrr JM-" t - A WBX. J. Dee as first lore, and wild with all regret; O XaUI in Life, the days int are no more. THIS WESTERN SITUATION. New York Evening Post, The reports that there have been extensive frauds In the Government Land Offices of Oregon and Idaho will surprise no one who has even a casual acquaintance with the Commerce and politics of the Pacific North west. Thr astonishing thing is that opera tions in which prominent politicians and. in all probability, large corporations are In volved should be Investigated by 6mCers of justice. Putting In the probe his demand ed more energy and courage than men Eastern men suppose; and praise for fear lessness should be hearuly accorded both Secretary Hitchcock and President Roose velt. In removing a United 8tates District Attorney and pressing for an indictment against Senator Mitchell and Representative Hermann, they have encountered the bitter hostility and dared the wrath of strong sdcial, political and financial Interests. For In that part of the country the land question, as It is sometimes called, is one phase of tha eternal struggle between the corporations and the people. But vulgar bribery Is not the only method of swindling Uncle Sam. The more Im portant companies, with hundreds of em ployes, have intimate connections with banks and mercantile houses of all kinds. They are socially and politically an norni ous power. In any campaign they can make " it clear to a candidate for either branch of Congress that he wilt alienate them and their friends unless he guarantees men Of the right sort In the Land Offices. The appointees, who can always have the en thusiastic Indorsement of the leading men of their region, bankers, lawyers, and even clergymen, understand In advance that they are not to run amuck. The Dig lumber op erators are pillars of state, and as suoh can do no wrong. To "question them or d6ubt their good faith is to Interfere with the di vine order of the universe. The United States District Attorneys are early taught the Important lesson that they must not ruin local Industries and plunge the com munity Into woe. Ther Is. in fact a tacit understanding among high and low that -a, patriot will let steeping dogs He. Into this Garden ot Eden, a paradise of corruption, the strenuous President has-rUde-ly broken with the naming sword of jus tice. Oregon. "Washington and Idaho are almost as much shocked as Kew Tork would be were men of the unquestioned Standing of Senator Chauncey M. Depew and the of- . fleers of the .New Tork Central Indicted Mr granting rebates to favored shippers. OUT OF THE GINGER JAR.- Bank President We're ruined: The cash ier has absconded with $100,000. Director Don't get excited. He has left a note offer ing to take us into partnership. Puck. "Just on kiss before I go," he pleaded, "And will you be satisfied with one?" she asked. "I should say not," he replied! "Then get busy." she said. Chicago News. Mrs. Benham The paper says that a. man has left $50,000 to establish a school of cook ery. Benham-How true It is that the evil that men do lives after them. New Tork Her ald. "Is this true about Silas gettln swindled in a horse trade?" "Well, he says so." "He's a darn fool not to keep It quiet, then. How does he expect to work oft the horse?" Puck. Ernie So Helen is married at last! Did her father make any demonstration T Eva I should say so. Tou could hear him whooping and dancing for a block Chicago News. ,Star Why should r marry you? Theat rical Manager Well er I discovered you. you know. Star But who ever heard ot a new star taking the name of Its discoverer? Judge. Briggs I aee that wbUe young Flddlsbatk was eloping with Miss Redbud her father overtook them. Grlgs D!d't he we hit au tomobile? BrigssOh. yea. -Sut the old man could walk faster. Cantor's Weealy.